Queens of Sodomy edition
qott: do you like riffs?
qft: could you love a """""man""""" who doesn't like rifs?
last: >>40200940

does it count as chaser if im bi leaning gay and only like boymoders who dont pass (out of mtfs, not in general)

>>40204647 (OP)
Anyone who doesn't like desaster should be forced into hamster wheels to generate electricity until they die

>>40204647 (OP)
This band looks bad ass but god they sound like try hards

I'm really dysphoric and sad right now. I feel like ever since I got SRS last year guys are even less interested in me than ever before. Don't get me wrong, I don't regret my bottom surgery, absolutely not. But, I feel as if guys don't see me as a full woman as is, and now I've lost the one thing that stood out about me to cis men. Idk. Maybe I'm just upset.

>>40204647 (OP)
https://discord.gg/BGGdRASS

>>40204796
If you're on grindr etc that's what is gonna happen most of them are chasing trans girls pre-op, you need to try actual dates

>>40204820
I'm not on grindr. I'm on Hinge and Bumble. On my profile I have

"I AM A TRANS WOMAN! And no, I don't have a dick."

One guy asked me on Hinge "So what is even the point in dating you?" Awhile back.

>>40204647 (OP)
As a life long metal head and guitarist for multiple bands. I could not date a man that does not have at least an appreciation of good riffs.

>>40204844
>So what is even the point in dating you
Hopefully he gets ran over by a truck what a fucking loser, don't let creepy shitty men devalue yourself <3

>>40204844
king

>>40204844
Was he good looking?

I wouldn't date a cis woman with no vagina. Why would I date a trans woman with no dick?

I'd probably be fine with most srs girls. The problem is everyone's seen the rough ones and that kind of scares people

If you're thinking about her genitals while you're chasing her then you're chasing genitals and that's fucking weird

It is very dead tonight
Did everyone suddenly get real lives or what

>>40205333
That's what sexual orientation is

>>40205004
You could have the cis woman wear a strap and peg you, you little queer

normal guy from r9k here, women dont want me because im ugly and short
should i start dating transgender women instead?

>>40205809
Yes. They'll such you dich at least.

>>40205809
I wouldnt date you. Its wrong to assume all trannies are without self respect. Some of us know our worth.

>>40205812
good, where do i find them
>>40205819
>all trannies
doesnt have to be all, if theres even a few then its more than the amount of cis women that would (0)
win win for me either way

>>40204844
Fair question

>>40205828
Gross. You should seek enlightenment.

>>40205828
Anywhere. Here. Discord. Planned Parenthood. I've had them approach me irl. If you can look them in the eye and not flinch at the beard stubble and man voice, you can date one.

>>40205842
troon on psychosis, its ok id still pound your poop filled anus
>>40205843
theyre not really common irl theyre like 0.1% of the population or something

>>40205849
I live in Portland. I could throw a Wren dog toy out my window, and it'd probably land on a tranny

>>40205857
damn so should i move to a leftist green party city? how would i be able to tell whos an actual troon and whos some weird enby demigender pink haired punk with an actual vagina?

>>40205849
No thanks st4t only. Sex doesnt interest me as much as a good book or some quality time in nature. You'd do well to re-enter your life too. Behaving so sexually aggressively won't help you find what you're looking for. In fact neither will your compensations, regardless of whether you get tranny sex you'll still be a sad little beta man. Best way to ascend from that is being an actualized person with a good attitude and some nice hobbies.

>>40205881
If you're really this bad at clocking them, just move to Seattle where you can evaluate the succulence.

>>40205892
>st4t
You're a straight man. How novel.

>>40205912
Sure, if that's what you want to call it. doesn't get under my skin. World sees me as a woman, I see myself as enby and biologically im probably somewhere in between.

>>40205932
s4t couples are heterosexual and doing the 'swapping clothes with your partner' challenge. Comedy you goober.

>>40205954
Haha yeah it's cute like that huh, somethings really romantic about understanding one another so tacitly, there's something very transformative about it. Nonny you should find love too, you seem really bitter now, but I believe in you. Cheer up, work on urself a bit and find a nice tranny. :)

>>40205977
I'm not a chaser. You guys pretend you like men and then sleep with disgusting guys out of desperation where you get your hearts broken, and then decide men are evil, and so you move onto women. It's one reason why I won't date trannies.

>>40205989
Not very true in my experience, I think youre just not seeing very clearly cuz ur stuck in a feedback loop of hate and self-loathing.

>>40206007
It's the most common storyline I've heard from trans women. Dating a pooner is how they bargain with themselves, knowing they're dating a biological woman and society deems that as straight male crossdresser taking advantage of a mentally ill woman.
You're making assumptions about me that aren't true and most likely projecting how you feel about yourself..

>>40206017
Idk not really. I think youre trying very hard to use whatever ammunition you have available, atm all you know is that I enjoy st4t. It's a little pathetic, but time might help you. Personally I love myself although I had a rough go about things I'm resilient and kind. No projection needed.

>>40206032
Clearly not, as you were livid with that other male poster from r9k asking about how he can date trans women. Live and let live? Doesn't sound like it. Personally I hope we as LGBT show you the door, and drop you off back in your straight male environment where you belong. You're a straight man with a fetish, and I've no doubt you love yourself lots guy, like Lily Tino lots.

i need to kiss them and i need to press my hrtitties into theirs

>>40206057
livid feels pretty dramatic. I'm just relaxing with a nice glass of wine, painting my nails and watching mamma mia. I gave him some good advice, that's all.

top chaser = bisexual with a male emasculation fetish
bottom/switch chaser = repressed tranny

>>40206079
Have fun man. This is one more boundary you're ignoring by being an s4t rapehon in the wrong thread. When this gets banned from society I want you to remember that it was the narcissistic straight male sociopaths like you that turned the public against us. Bye.

I flipping love my transgender girlfriend!!!

>>40206098
very cute lizzy

oof

>>40206090
Switch is part of the dom/sub range, not the top/bottom range. The word you're looking for is vers.

>>40206096
ok.

>>40206114
yes sorry

also instead of repressed tranny I think it's more accurate to call them repressed transbians

Trans girls will literally demand so much body acceptance but reject you for having a 5 inch dick.

>>40206144
Trannies love five, women will torment you over it

>>40206144
because the colon is 16 inches deep, vaginas at most are 8 inches deep
trannies need bigger cocks bro sorry if its too intimidating for you

why does restarting my router no longer reset my ip

>>40206144
5-6 is ideal too much bigger hurts

>>40206302
Static IP

>>40204681
no this is based actually, very cool and hot

>>40206330
you deserve better anon

>>40206337
no i don’t i’m extremely ugly and look like a man, i don’t know anyone else who started at eighteen and is as masculine as me

>>40206354
i frankly don't believe you & i doubt you will convince me

I’m uggo :(

>>40206566
You're annoying.

>>40206566
yeah

i wanna baby

>>40206516
well it’s true idk

>>40206768
Me too.

>>40206090
my chaser taxonomy remains undefeated. i am a world leader in my field
>>40206114
fool that you are, you think you can liberate yourself from heteronormativity by uncoupling submission from receiving. you have simply created yet another heterosexual binary to place yourself within. i am neither a top nor a bottom nor a dom nor a sub and I am free

>>40206810
you're free all right

>Goth girl finger blast piss kink
Oh, great now I'm hooked.

>>40206834
what

>>40206566
Nah you’re cute. Post another butt pic pls

>>40206828
you know it baby. im the most cost-efficient lay this side of the atlantic

>>40206566
mogs me even when she tries to look ugly

>>40206840
>>40206840
What.

Everybody love Marie ok she didn't suck the dog penis with Wren

>>40206933
Marie is such a cautionary tale if you think about it.

snare drum
tom
tom
cymbal

Woaw very windy

>>40206947
Absolutely nothing wrong with her body or appearance, but god his brain out long ago

>>40206933
is it true story or just some honlore?

>>40206982
Marie confirmed it's true.

>>40206982
wren leaked their sex tape on this board and she sucked wren’s dick and wren admits to fucking dogs so ig it’s true

>>40206965
*sharted

I am as in the dark abt the dog dick accusations as u are anon

>>40206965
Yeah.

>>40207005
Sorry then if it's not true. I thought you said that it happened, but after you two broke up.

>>40206995
for internet points or why? also no vid it haven't happen then

>>40207019
newfag

>>40207019
The video is real but there's no dogs involved.

>>40207015
No I have no idea what any of the w. ren dog fucking stuff is abt
and i have not rly kept up with that person at all

That's right haters
Chasers are alligators
Marie choked on my 8 inch
Then I deep throated a dog bitch
Had spicebag at 16
My cooking looks like it cause gangrene
Fuck is you gonna do chasey boy?

Oh no did spicebag moder get groomed by transbians? Always wondered where she went

>>40207046
Wren offered to fly her out when spice was 16 or 17 but cheated on her before it could happen.

>>40207046
Spice was spiced into bnwo and sex with 30 year olds. Always remember the nice act here is cowardice.

can u not all be pedos when ive comitted to not being a misandrist today. pretty please?

>>40207061
>>40207053
Terrible, another young health Irish girl groomed and destroyed by the transbian mafia

>>40207070
I'm on 3 hours sleep and need a morrisons spicy chicken pasta, be a nice girl thank you, I was genuinely worried for spicebagmoder she seemed nice but too impressionable

>>40207076
It wasn't just transbians grooming her. Frogposter did it too.

>>40207070
please don't get baited by one guy again

>>40207086
frog, faust, snake and others

>>40207096
Not snake. Wren dumped spicebag to be with him.

>>40207085
im commited to nicemoding today i was unchaser posting way too hard last night i think i was just hungover. untranner? you know what i mean.
i havent tried that spicy chicken pasta someone said it tastes like battery acid and i was always too scared but kind of fascinated at the same time...
>>40207094
i know im sorry i fall for it every time im trying to be smarter qq

>>40207086
Honestly kinda depressing how disgusting and predatory people on this board can be hope she is doing better now

>>40207108
U can do better Bronya never let the chasers get to you, whoever said it tastes like battery acid probably has the taste buds of a 6 year old it's goog food

>>40207096
Eew Snake might be the ugliest chaser here

wren did the exact same stuff and more to me she did to spice bag but u all just make fun of me for it constantly and call me a gross transbian groomer for letting it happen to me
I hate all of u

>>40207142
If she did it to you that sucks you didn't deserve that and wren can eat shit, hope things can get better for you and u can find a nice gf to settle with

pinning a mtfemby against the wall and lesbianly making out with them

>>40207108
Hi bronya I love you
>>40207142
Hi Marie I love you

>>40207148
It was years ago and u all still bring it up to laugh at me for it, call me a gross disgusting transbian hon etc etc

>>40207174
hi!!!!!!!

>>40207155

>>40207175
Chasers get jealous of transbians so it's the easy insult to get to you Marie don't let ppl get to ur head I'm sure ur lovely

>>40207181
where is bronya. WHERE IS BRONYA

I'm starting to thing that chasers here hate trannies

>>40207186

>>40207200
that's what i fucking thought. keep it that way

>>40207194
You're all transbians and there's no hsts lol. The vibe when you're talking to a girl like LB or hsts is nothing like an AGP. AGP are retarded.

>>40207181
I'm a transbian chasing an enby, everything is completely by the book

>>40207205
Don't get cocky tubby this isn't even your gen

>>40207209
how are things going with you and LB? are you planning on moving in together soon? have you DMed recently? have you DMed at all?

>>40207142
ppl shouldn't make fun of u for it

>>40207218
of course transbiangen is my gen im like 50% of the posts

>>40207224
BTFO by Big Back Bronya

I HAVE AUTISM
I CANNOT BE NORMAL

>>40207219
Deal with this straight incel man. Me and LBs eminent marriage isn't of your concern.
>>40207224
Kys you fucktard. You're the reason people hate trannies.

>>40207224
Yeah and your 50% the weight (joking)

>>40207247
are you on my dick so hard because you're trying to lick off some of the tgel i can give you a tube if you need it that bad
>>40207249
LMAO

>>40207096
I can't believe the 30 year old men who spend all their time on discord trying to extort nudes from teenagers would do something like that. I'm shocked and appalled.

>>40207255
Stfu you land whale I'm not a bottom chaser and your just a straight guy like I am. You have nothing I want.

>>40207247
Look at that wet warm mouth. Another 10/10 picture of the bronya

Here's the difference between me and you broya- I don't take hrt to try to convince lesbians to fuck me. Enjoy your 16 hr posting day now.

>>40207277
hit me up when you get desperate ive got a little left in this vial. it works like a charm

>>40207282
It didn't do anything for you big boy. They feel bad for you like the fat kid in school that some girls take pity on.

>>40207294
i have no issue with a pity fuck. i get my hole regardless

Bronya this is me and you but the puppygirl would be fatter

>>40207301
I meant the girls in here feel sorry for you. Imagine seeing humpty dumpty leave his house and try to flirt with girls LMAO not really lad.

>>40204647 (OP)
dym guitar riffs?

>>40207308
I SAW THAT IMAGE EARLIER AND THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTEEE she's that new vtuber right i wonder if i should get into her. she's being shipped like crazy with that other new girl right the wind-up one
>>40207310
oh no... im gonna have to kill myself... the thought of being fat in public is simply too unbearable...

>>40207264
lol

i’m sorry

no wait i’m sleepy

>>40207402
Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry?
'Cause I'm missing more than just your body
Oh, is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah, I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

>>40207420
i miss you too

Good morning titty enjoyers. If I ever get a bf I expect him to buy me very expensive stuff while I give him nothing in return :)

Also this is not a pic of me

>>40207416
why

>>40207595
it’s my default state (plus i stayed up too late and woke up too early [my body hates me])

>>40207606
It's the weekend. Why not go back to sleep? I might.

>>40207564
You can stitch together some flour sacks if you want, but that's as good as you're getting. We're gonna be broke, live in a log, and be madly in love.

LESBIAN SEX WITH AN ENBY

>>40207617
I guess the madly in love part is kinda nice
>>40207624
Sesbian Lex?

>>40207608
i’m trying to (not really if i am posting tho huh)

>>40207631
Writing down log hater in my notes. There goes the wedding venue I guess. We'll figure it out.
>>40207632
Not really. But hey, it's the weekend. Sleep is for the fishes.

Is it AGP to enjoy how much men eat and enjoy food. Its one of my favourite things about men. Partly just because I enjoy cooking but also I enjoy how men are bigger than me and this feels like an extension of that. There is more of them and so they eat more. I think thats cool. In another reality I am a cis woman with a large husband and a couple sons and I'd feed them up and that would be nice.

>>40207655
What would be AGP about that? You like feeding people, that's normal, practically half the chefs alive. I like it too, I get to eat all your leftovers. Nothing better than taking a skinny woman to a nice restaurant lol.

>>40207631
Insh FUCKING allah

>>40207665
>Nothing better than taking a skinny woman to a nice restaurant lol
really?

>>40207564
this is what im talking about i expect princess treatment. price of it is less important to me but im settling for nothing less than the best...

>>40207655
who cares about agp it is VITAL to feed men thats what life is all about. i am single handedly going to undo all the work /fit/ has done on these poor boys

>>40207653
How about a cave instead of a log?
>>40207655
Big men/really muscular men are hot. I might have a size difference thing going on
>>40207671
Top 5 lesbians?
>>40207674
Boynya gets it

>>40207673
Yeah I mean the food is gonna taste just as good from where I'm sitting, she gets to eat as much as she wants, which probably won't be much. Lighter on my wallet and I get a little extra food. Not knocking other women though, they've all got their upsides.

>>40207681
i’m really hungry because i’m skinny tho

>>40207679
>Top 5 lesbians?
I would love to

>>40207679
>cave
Idk, seems a bit provincial. I'm not gonna get any family blessings from your side while I've got you sat in a cave like I'm some kind of cheap bum. Gotta impress, ya know? What about a crevice?
>>40207687
Then you should be eating more food. Being skinny is fine, but don't be going hungry. We'll get appetizers.

>>40207665
I think I am in general fearful that my desires are perverse due to how trans womens sexuality is treated as pathological. It feels dangerous to enjoy things lol. Like you describe that and I'm like wow it would be hot if a man finished my leftovers. Like I'd find that attractive about him.
>You like feeding people, that's normal, practically half the chefs alive.
Yes true like all of the above aside I do just like cooking for people.
>>40207677
So so so true. The last few guys I've been with have been body builders and thats nice and all but I like a normal looking man lol. Muscles are best when they belong to a man with a comfortable body imo.
>>40207679
I very much do also

>>40207681
I would really like to go on a date like this.

>>40207697
i hope they have fried pickles

Bottom chasers. Post hole
>>40207690
Oh :0
>>40207697
A crevice could work I suppose

mormerable matoeables

>>40207679
top 5 lesbians:
1 through 5: boynya
>>40207715
guddoes mormerable absoluerly soim matoeables

>>40207723
whattoes tee abisher genddoeables teewayimenttoe matoeable

>>40207715
goo morning

>>40207699
Don't stress about things like AGP, that shit is for memes not real life. I get it though, men have to contend with something a little similar. You hear a lot about bad men and it's hard not to wonder if you might be one of them. Just gotta get some confidence in yourself.
>>40207708
It'd be fun! I always love dinner dates, but I know a lot of people find them a bit much for early dating.
>>40207710
Need some kind of chipotle mayo that they're calling aioli for it though.
>>40207714
Now we're talking! Markets hot these days, but I bet we could swing something in our price range with a little elbow grease. Think we should prioritize good schools for the kids or walkability?

>>40207723
im gonna lie back and play gachas... i did all the cleaning i have lined up so im chilling... maybe ill do some paperwork or something so i feel productive

>>40207742
hwimisty ittoes geeim matoeable

>>40207747
Definitely walkability seeing as I cannot provide a man with kids unfortunately

>>40207755
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40207747
Okay thank you ;_;
It is hard to get confidence in myself because dating men is quite tricky. I don't really know how to find guys that are worth my time and so it feels like its mostly just down to chance. I can go a really long time between finding men to go on dates with for example. So I am quite inexperienced!
>It'd be fun! I always love dinner dates, but I know a lot of people find them a bit much for early dating.
Perfect second date as far as I'm concerned. I prefer first dates to be a bit less intense but once you know you can hold a conversation with one another then I love being taken to dinner ngl

>>40207762
Adoption babe. Plus I'm considering becoming a god parent and then disappearing a few people, ifyaknowwhatimean. Quite frankly we'll have to many to deal with, so maybe minimizing walkability and encouraging a little reckless driving could balance our books. Who needs speed bumps when we've got them at home amirite?

>>40207776
Yeah I feel that. Dating these days is a complete crapshoot it feels like. Just gotta keep rolling the dice.
>Perfect second date as far as I'm concerned
Oh yeah I'm not actually insane so I usually do coffee at a park or something first. Keep it short and we can both just get out of there easily if we're not feeling it.

>>40207767
thmearkig thmearkig ittoes blissim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207803

>>40207747
you made me hungry so you have to get me fried pickles with fake aioli now! (please)

>>40207715
Shit I forgot to say good morning. Good morning!

>>40207767
I still cannot decipher this language. I'm starting to think it really is jibberish
>>40207780
This makes sense. Although the cost of raising kids and paying for their potential funerals may be a bit too much for me to be able to afford

>>40207811
I made myself hungry lol. You better believe I'm buying. I'll meet you at the spot, you know the one, with the old guy who calls everyone "Boss Man", don't be late.
>>40207815
I have a modest proposal.

>>40207814
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>>40207815
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>>40207815
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207715
good morning dearest wulfim spiddoes

>>40207793
That sounds perfect. If we met anywhere other than here I'd let you take me out. Oh well.

>>40207827
noooo i’m sleepy can’t you bring it to me this once?

>>40207837
howimisty ittoes geeim matoeable

>>40207841
it's gonna be a hot one today. i'm going to try to stay well hydrated though

chaser i have been ensnared by a vine-based trap. you must save me.

Chasers, come suck my gock
>>40207827
Indeed you do
>>40207828
>>40207830
Uhh I don't get it

>>40207847
beautiflim matoeable Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207853
yeeims abisher gayimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207853
Sorry I'm not that kind of chaser.

>>40207839
Ships forced to pass in night made bright. How bittersweet. I would though, anon, I mean it.
>>40207840
Lol. I'm too soft. Of course I would.

I hate that all the hrt did to me was give me noticeable tits so I have to suffer a heat stroke whenever going out but at least I got a watermelon even if my hands are going to hurt from dragging it home =_=

>>40207853
>Indeed you do
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal
Just in case.

>>40207853
yes maam

>>40207877
thank you! i’m going back to sleep but i’ll leave my door unlocked for you

>>40207868
Um... eat my ass?
>>40207862
Nope. Still don't get it, sorry babe
>>40207883
Oh. I see, thanks honey
>>40207886
Heck yeah

>>40207878
hoimisty smallim abisher yeeims matoeable orimisty howimisty biggoes thossry melloims matoeable

>>40207894
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207894
>Um... eat my ass?

Absolutely fucking yes.

>my entire day is going to be spent in delirious sleeplessness constantly imagining making out with this femby while i eat shit in Hades 2
Fuck this gay ass earth

>>40207888
Lmao. Dream well. Maybe I'll see you there.
>>40207894
>honey
This is dangerous.

>>40207735
so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA68rRZKwkE

Who else up catastrophizing because of anxious attachment atm

>>40207877
>Ships forced to pass in night made bright. How bittersweet. I would though, anon, I mean it.
I am suddenly wondering if we've spoke much in the past. Are you a regular to this board?

chaser post video of you trying to suck your own dick with sound

>>40207900
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>>40207907
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>>40207908
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>>40207898
sorry?

The local masc lesbian has been flirting with me. This either ends in marriage or her cheating on me
>>40207899
Get in there babe
>>40207904
I could use darling instead, If that's better?

>>40207914
Sorry I'm too fat I can't even cut my toenails without almost passing out

>>40207914
No, I need to remove a few ribs to do that

>>40207920
yeeims willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207904
omg that is such a smooth line. can i steal it?

>>40207912
It's possible. I'm around here too often if anything.
>>40207925
Lol, nah it's just pet names in general get me a little too good. I've got no defenses against it. Hits me right in the heart every time.

>>40207900
sounds way better then my day desu
>>40207914
black salami ass request
>>40207930
IN PORTUGUESE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

>>40207927
no its possible for everyone with normal mobility with just enough training!!! doesn't require hypernmobility or rib removal.

>>40207940
Lmao. Go nuts, anon. I doubt I'm the first person to say it.

>>40207926
i desire you carnally
>>40207927
doesnt have to be successful. sometimes its about the love of the game rather than the results. reflect on this and grow
>>40207919
whattoes graimicalims abisher guddoes matoeable

>>40207942
what does this MEAN

>>40207086
>Frogposter
has anyone seen his face?

>>40207941
I see, sorry about that sugar

>>40207967
i had an older lady call me sugar at work and it felt weird

>>40207960
google black salami and look for video of this guy but I don't remember if it was nsfw or not

>>40207955
>i desire you carnally

You can have the sound of me cumming

https://vocaroo.com/1lUd4qFHllyv
https://vocaroo.com/1fl0cxbTwHoV

>>40207975
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS REFERENCE!./1/.1.1/1/./1/!?!?1//1/1/1/!/!/1/1?

>>40207977
I WANNA BEND MY DICK TO MY ASS SO I CAN FUCK MYSELF

>>40207942
neeims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40207955
thre abisher lrottoeables offerish guddoes graimicalims matoeable buttoes oniwery thattoes hittoes tee itichims Ibisher caany nottoeables realim tellimenttoe absoluerly soim howevish

https://store.steampowered.com/app/858210/Nova_Drift/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2459180/Praise_Dead/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1562230/Entity_Researchers/

fer tee rouggoeable leikim ishims

>>40207962
no

>>40207981
WHOAAAAA i knew today was gonna be a good day when i woke up i could just feel it... ill always love you anon... this is the hottest thing any chaser has ever posted

>>40207982
lol what

>>40207982
huh

>>40207914
way too fat for this it'd kill me

>>40207975
Am I old ladymoding?
>>40208005
Post stomach

>>40207985
I wanted to post something that would summon that one very annoying anon lol but yeah it was something I tried to do as a teen
>>40208003
>>40208004
they call you sugar there

>>40207967
Nah you're all good. Like I said the issue is I like it too much.

>>40208020
What if I called you sweetie instead?

>>40208010
what do i get in return

>>40206330
>>40206337
Stop shaming tgirls into abusing themselves to be perfectly passoid bimbos instead of finding someone accepting of them

>>40207894
I actually just an Aura's ass just not yours am I cool

>>40207977
i see... doing research on this...
>>40207991
whoaaaaa thmearkig thmearkig Ibisher dreamicalim offerish roggoeable leikims

>>40208033
I'd buy you a second house.

>>40207914
Mythical six minute long chaser losing his mind in goonspace vocaroo

>>40208005
i desire you carnally

>>40208010
do you work at a diner? that also work for calling people sugar

>>40208037
nta but ideally a tranny deserve better then to be with gay guy assuming he's not really bi and just like feminine guys aka non passing trannies which it sounds like that to me, but hey I may be wrong

>>40208062
WAHHHHH can you imagine if i ever domesticate a chasoid ill coach him into doing voice work for this thread to repay all the kindness everyone has shown me

>>40208035
Nothing
>>40208047
Huh?
>>40208059
I need to buy house one first
>>40208069
Starting to think I should get hired as a waitress

gm anons

>>40208058
seeim howimisty yeeims leikim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40208084
mormerable matoeable

>>40208077
>Huh?
I ate an girls ass who was called Aura, yours is next

>>40207991
Get hedgehoggered!!!

>>40208084
GOOD MORNING! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

>>40208077
You're Southern, right? It's always the Southern women with the sweet talk.

>>40208084
Good morning babygirl
>>40208095
My name is Ana but you can still eat my ass
>>40208103
It's the southern charm honey

Here is a list of what I want
>A bf who is bigger than me so I feel small for brainworm reasons
>A bf who makes me feel cherished or desired or pursued
>A bf who makes me feel safe
>A bf who enjoys the fact I show him care and warmth. I want him to be soft around me.
>A bf who does not treat me like a girlfriend shaped object/sex doll
I have never been able to find all of these in one man :(

>>40208084
GOOOOOD MORNING!!!!!!! LETS DO OUR BEST AGAIN TODAY!!!!!

>>40208084
what's so good about it

Here is what I want:
>a bf that likes me and will have sex with me

Y'all are getting bfs?

>>40208140
not recently :(

Here is what I want:
>a second girl to have sex, play games, go on adventures & watch stuffs with

at this point my goal is a guy who can get it up with enough medication who doesnt talk back

>>40208108
Ha. I prefer how we handle it up North. Keeps the Southern ladies sweet to me.

>>40207070
Can I write you more sexy poetry Bronya

>>40208148
that sounds great anon!
>second girl
hey wait a minute…
>>40208153
people in ny were so rude. i would say good morning and they would just walk right past me :(

>>40208145
Same :(
>>40208153
Care to explain?

>>40208095
Ibisher hassry beeims hoggerable absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40208157
>>40208166
People in the South consider it polite to acknowledge each other, to make conversation. People up in the North East consider it polite to not waste people's time with "nonsense".
It's a matter of perspective.

>>40208152
Bronya I'm going to marry you and we will live on a hobby farm in Australia.

I wish I would be a girl so I can just date people and live normal life instead of being a shut in :(

>>40208184
Oh I see!
>>40208190
Take estrogen baby

>>40208190
yeah being cis would rock

See ya thread. Eat some food if you haven't.

>>40208155
im always accepting poetry i think it's romantic
>>40208186
i will begin trying to get over my fear of spiders immediately. please protect me from the birds i heard that they just try and gouge your eyes out 24/7 for half of the year

>>40208140
No but I’m making progress I think

hate how boomers have to make small talk like they cant just not talk. I go to the gas station and walk up to the counter like "I need a pack of-" *cuts me off* "hello how are you doing?" "uh... good..." "Can I get-" "that's good! any plans for today?" "yeah I'm gonna sit home and do nothing. a pack of-"
"fun, what can I get for you?" "yeah can I get a pack of cigarettes"

>>40208211
if i was cis i would transition immediately regardless of gender but i think that might just be me

>>40208238
I like zoomers cause they don't have to make eye contact and talk at me

>Kissing Bronya's hand during a movie while holding it
>Kissing Bronya's shoulders while she gets ready to go out
>Kissing Bronya's lips when I come home
>Kissing Bronya's breast as I put my head down after a long day
>Kissing Bronya's thighs to excite her for all the kisses to come

Roses are red
My sweetie is Bronya
I am erect
And hope to get onya

>>40208229
okay! bye

>>40208037
>>40208072
it’s so much pressure talking with men who call themselves straight or men who say that i am a woman because i know iwnbaw so will never be good enough for them

>>40208234
You will maintain a pale complexion by staying safely indoors, like the noblewomen of Athens.

>>40208253
Just wear a t shirt that says "buy me a vadge and I will luff u"

I watched too many true crime documentaries. Now I'm terrified that some strange man is going to attack me while I sleep
>>40208237
Yayy! Good for you
>>40208246
Eye contact is hard :(

>>40208241
why? do you think you’re an enby?

>>40208264
>Eye contact is hard :(
it really is uncomfortable. but I've learned that it calms normies down and they freak out if you don't, so I force myself to look at their eyes for a second every now and then

>>40208271
If you can look into someine's arsehole you can look them in the eye

>>40208281
that's what everyone tells me

Don’t cum in my eye please

>>40208248
wahhhhh im hiding my face in my hands thats too sweet anon im not used to reading this kind of thing.. thank you...
>>40208257
that sounds like the dream... you're such a romantic anon
i actually put a lot of work into staying as pale as possible cause i think it suits me better but im worried im enforcing the white supremacist beauty standard or whatever... i dont know what to do...
>>40208265
i dont rly think im an enby or anything i would just rather be trans than cis more than i would rather be a woman than a man you know what i mean. i really like being trans its more important to me than being a woman even tho that is important or whatever

>>40208271
If I force myself to look into someone's eyes then I forget to pay attention to what they're saying or doing

>>40208288
that's when you wear glasses. so you can pretend like your fingers are car windshield wipers and clean them off after

>>40208291
i don’t get wanting to be trans but maybe it’s a zoomer thing

>>40208229
takim ittoes cheesily matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40208305
same. but honestly what they're saying doesn't matter anyways, normies just like to hear their own voice. just nod and pretend to care and they're happy as fuck

>>40208291
Don't sweat it Bronya, I'm only casually racist, not a dedicated Chud. We can adopt an Afro Carribean child called Jean Michel if it maintains your image. We will raise him to speak in the third person.

>>40208308
maybe it is... idk my approach to the whole trans schtick seems to be different from other people ive met i think i maybe just suck at it
>>40208316
sigh... i can fix you... i think...

>>40208203
I've been on it for 1.5 year now and it does nothing
>>40208211
yeah you got me

>>40208323
I'm not nearly as racist as a /pol/tard or a brown person (the same thing).

You can fix me wearing nothing but an oversized t shirt while we rub up against each other making out on the couch.

>>40208315
You know what, Heck yeah. Thanks babe
>>40208329
I'm at 10 months, progress is indeed slow :(

>>40208336
okay but im making you do a land acknowledgement every time we fuck

>>40208343
I acknowledge that the territory under your panties belongs to His Majesty.

good morning world. i had a dream real life was structured into leveled zones like an mmo. i used irl glitches to clip into the end zone and kill the final boss early at a low level
>>40207690
lmao
>>40208072
>nta but ideally a tranny deserve better then to be with gay guy
:(

>>40208355
im gonna put my fist thru my monitor

>>40208307
I look weird in glasses, like somebody’s mom

>>40208342
at least it is somehow going for you
>>40208362
same anon and I would stil chase a gay guy if not for my tits without saying them about trannynism because iwnbaw so there would be no point in it

>>40208366
All that post colonial static and baggage, just bimbofy and get my slippers, please. You're talking about Tecumseh but I want to cum in your behind.

>>40208379
looks like its gonna be a long and difficult fight... ill do my best for wokecels everywhere...

>>40208398
The single semester of Anthropology isn't the same thing as a values set or even an ethical lens. It's religion, and your religion is going to become having your face nestled in my crotch very soon.

>>40208362
hemlopeable matoeable yeeims haddoes abisher darkim bodily dreaimicalim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40208416
(muffled) debate me coward

Hello bottom chasers, I request that you post hole. This request cannot be denied

>>40208437
I will masturbate you (while inseminating you)

>>40208448
awawawawawa

i had a dream that i had a spider-manesque wrist hole that shot acid and it hurt to use

>>40208455
thattoes jisty yeeims bodily remembboeables tee feelim offerish abisher wounddoeable orimisty sensattoeable yeeims haddoes anddoes explorimenttoeables ittoes absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40208452
I just really need to cum in a girl's butt and fall asleep happy. You know that feeling of a happy dick inside you quivering the last few pearly drops into you with strong arms and legs wrapped around you, pinning you to the bed? Yeah, that feeling. We pass out just like that. Pure bliss

>>40208434
good morning mr spiddoes, kindly receive this photo of my cat from this morning

>>40208466
This conversation is really making me want to blow my fucking brains out.

>>40208472
Kitty!!!! :)

>>40208472
beautiflim pussyim matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40208474
No more then

Ok so I got contact info for 4 people last night when I was out and one of them already asked to suck gock fml

>>40208465
i feel like i am missing a few important words here but it’s probably fine!
>>40208474
do you need a hug?

>>40208466
one day anon...
>>40208474
understandable

>>40208343
Before I stick my weener in this butthole I just want to acknowledge that it is on land that used to belong to the Iroquois tribe

>>40208485
Well? Are you gonna let him?

>>40208487
yishuim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40208490
I would suck girldick but no way am I bottoming
Feels like bad practice

>>40208490
i would start doing this but we dont really have it in the same way here. ill just start giving lectures on the highland clearances while i undo the IDF dl top's belt

I miss her so much

>>40208506
it’s okay anon

>>40208484
Don't mind me, just feeling sorry for myself.
>>40208487
Yeah but the one person I want one from is ignoring me.
>>40208488
Yeah.

>>40208503
Now I am really in love with you Bronya
My dream is to see the Jacobite dynasty restored
Holyshit I was just hornpostibg but now I have feelings
My beautiful wife

>>40208518
anon do i really strike you as a monarchist. i hate to have to break this news to you

>>40208503
Damn girl have some self respect

>>40208517
I will find you a bf. My friend is a chaser, he is actually more experienced than me in this area. My heart belongs to Bronya now. I'm going to put a baby in her, or die of carpet burn trying

>>40208526
You must understand how essential those kinship relationships were to the culture
That was the framework and it was erased for modernity's sake
Ugh another Marxist nitwit

>>40208496
it’s not a good way to open with someone you just met to ask if someone likes “straight” men who enjoy the taste of “ladyfingers”

>>40208506
allowimenttoe thessry feelims tee flowimenttoe anddoes accepttoeables themmry tee geeim absoluerly soim matoeable

boymoding today

>>40208527
LMAO the IDF guys really are a plague here you gotta really watch out my advice is just avoid any military association whatsoever. i havent been on the apps in a while though so. maybe its ahh. a little different these days. shall we say
>>40208529
ill work hard to earn it anon!
>>40208534
LMAO im sorry anon it must be rough... this country really attracts people who like to get attached to an imagined past for some reason i always feel bad for them

>>40208549

Dropped

>>40208534
>You must understand
>modernity's
>nitwit
Pseud.

>>40208514
Thanks Nona, I hope you have a great day

>>40208556
You can have her
Nobody even said that word before I brought it here lol

>>40208553
LMFAO

>>40208529
I have one. Or at least I thought I did until today.

>>40208563
Incredible how easy it is to identify you people by how you talk. We're all thankful for your cultural influence on our thread, pseud-kun.

>>40208537
I’m feeling too shitty to decipher that, thanks though Wulfim

hairy sweet potato with blood vessel left in

>>40208553
Good call.

>>40208535
Well he’s not wasting any time. Ladyfingers is so crazy lol. Are you gonna give him another chance or what

Day #2

*Bonking* Washington Nona and getting Ice cream after

>>40208518
>Jacobite dynasty
A man after mine own heart. Say no more.

>>40208584
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40208593
mrunchims crunchims

>>40208596
We would have also accepted
>babenana
>pinot mwah
>your swollen clit that daddy has been pumping and sucking all day

>>40208609
Idk babes I'm kinda cut up that BrrNona did the boring "I'm a Scottish lgbt Trotskyite, we must acknowledge the Moon Goddess prior to lovemaking"

Wary of you fickle bitches now

>>40208560
you too anon

>>40208632
I understand anon. I'll go cry in the corner then.
Dreaming of the Jacobite revival that will never come. ):

>>40208639
Every time I think maybe there will be romance I get exposed to cruelty and brainrot

hi im back home and i got fed and groceries for free and i ALSO HATE CISF CHASERS

>>40208658
hemloperable matoeable Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40208552
FROG

>>40208658
why?

>>40208650
Fuuuuuuck, ain't that the truth.

>>40208674
i got fed and groceries cause my old roomie had some and she fed me for helping her with bureaucracy stuff cause i know spanish better

and i hate cisf chasers cause they are ultramalebrained rapists and i hope they die and stop raping me. tho transbians are worse

the boymoders of the past mogs me so much
>>40203941

>>40208687
that you for answering why for both!

>>40208692
i thought maybe this lady clocked her and was judging her before realizing she's probably looking at the camera person lol

>>40208705
you are welcome sweetie!

Do you ever flirt with your friends? I cant tell if my friend has flirted in the past. I never flirt with her even though she’s smoking hot

>>40208749
I can't flirt in general. I'll go to say something and just freeze up with my mouth gaping open like an idiot and blushing like a retard.

>>40208710
yeah its probably the camera. she looks like a girl trying to look like a boy looool
looks like pariah the doll trying to "be a man" lmao

>>40208762
That's fembrained. Women can't flirt. When they see Chad, they might compulsively and very forwardly offer themselves to Him, but the subtle art of flirting just isn't something of which females are capable.

Guys I think I find out I am bisexual all along.
I got hard watching gay porn by accident

>>40208762
You need practice. I could but for me it’s a am I allowed to thing or is this the right time or is this appropriate with friends

>>40208773
i luv u baitanon but this wasn’t very subtle

>>40208790
You got me. I kind of just wrote that one for me desu. Capitalizing him, calling women females, refusing to end a sentence in a preposition on 4chan... I think that post has a little something for everyone to enjoy

>>40208778
Maybe yeah, for the longest time I was asexual. Wasn't until I got on HRT my brain started to think "oh damn, guys are kinda hot."

>>40208803
i enjoyed it lol

Guys are so hot

>>40208816
So truuuuuuue. But they don't need to talk if they're moaning in my ear with their entire body pressed on me in a mating press.

>>40208816
Oh I’ll give you something hot :Lightskinface:

>>40208823
I like a wise guy, a real funny guy, cracks jokes during sex

went down to check my mail.
saw another mouse in the stairwell by the front door.
the swarm is coming.

also drink water

>>40208830
If a guy can make me laugh DURING sex. He's bonafide husband material.

Saving my best fart jokes for sex with my tranner

I miss Rick

>>40208803
the capitalisation of Him was particularly inspired i might steal that one

>>40208862
dont make fart jokes

>>40208862
Nah, go with knock knock jokes. They're a classic.

>>40208862
Careful if the room has bad acoustics she might think you made a frot joke

>>40208901
Got strong "east? I thought you said weast" vibes that.

>>40208894
>>40208898
>>40208901
Yall think im gonna listen to yall?! Woman ain’t funny

>>40208949
Ouch. That hurts. I think I'm very funny!

im going to go on a quest to get all the chasers here cis girlfriends

>>40208987
me first

I am going to steal all the chaser's gfs

>>40208996
lets chat babe

>>40208996
Woaw are u trans

>>40208965
Funny?! More like funny smelling! STINKY! Gotcho ass

>>40209012
DM me babe.
>>40209033
I'm a man.

>>40209047
How big is ur weenie, you must be 8 inches or larger to have my gf ride you

>>40209039
Fuck. ):
How could this happen?

>>40209057
It just so happens I'm an extremely muscular twink with an 8 inch penis.

>>40209063
Post pics or bs!!!

>>40209063
i love twinks.... hi.....hiiii

>>40209063
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>40209063
Last time someone said that they were obese and 5 inches at best

sorry guys I can't take any pics rn, my parents are scolding me in my basement

>>40209131
It's okay we knew you were fat bald and small pp

people are staring at me in the street its over

>>40209212
Men, women, or both?

>>40209219
both they're probably thinking im a tranny

i hate having a name!!!!

>>40209187
that show did something to me

wish i grew up with total drama island
but instead i had 6teen

pichu ripping disgusting vegan farts on my dick during sex

>>40209290
this was also good show!!!!

>>40209248
ohims wellertims matoeable

>>40209131
are you the nona who told me to put oil in my hair? i took an antifrizz oil my mom have and im using and desu its looking better not perfect but less messy so thank you nona ^___^

>>40207679
How tall are you?

if i werent ugly i would be so cute

I want mommy cock on my face, I want to be told I've been a good boy, I want her to look down at me a smile over her big estrogenized tits, I want to sniff mommys balls as she strokes my face with her soft mommy hand and tells me I'm loved and it's okay, mommy has you <3

>>40209431
yeeims beautiflim whennry yeeims smilim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40209313
Does Pichu have a nice body?

>>40209631
she's kinda dumpy
nice tits though

>>40209675
I like big asses though, does she have a fat one?

>>40209371
yes
I used to experiment with argan, castor, and coconut oil. It just depends on your moisture and hair porosity and weather. I think the important part is to make sure it doesn't build up in your scalp, and to figure out exactly how much you might need on the rest of your hair. Everybody's different. Figure out how much you have to wash your hair etc
we have similar hair, so hopefully my advice helps you long term. I haven't had any hair issues in a looooong time
due to the very dry climate in mexico I started using a leave in hair mask with zero mineral oils and zero glycerin etc. Just nothing but natty ingredients that moisturize bunch. Back when I was in a humid climate I could use regular generic curly products

i think rach is just another rick larp

>>40209768
I'm a known poster from /b, what is this cope?

>>40209806
>I'm a known poster from /b
so is rick lol

>>40209809
Who is that , muscleanon? He only came to /b to look for Frisson

>>40209737
Do you actually have nice hair or is it nappy type hair?

>>40209829
you know a lot about him

>>40209868
I'd post my hair, but since you're here I think I'll pass. I don't want some schizo creep LARPer looking at my hair

Pichu's man hate server all talking about man hate again

i haven’t eaten since yesterday and i have never felt so pretty

>>40209871
I've talked with him on /b before

>>40209874
your hair is pretty twink. no need to post it for validation when you already know that

>>40209896
i hate men

>>40209874
Here I'll post my hair, you don't always have to have your guard up ya know, I'm not some evil asshole. I can be cool with anyone whos cool with me.

>>40209935
you can’t say that here. the men will hear you

>>40209896
not my server not my clowngirls

>>40209946
they can hear me in the server too it's the whole point... im one bad night away from becoming the female unchaser. but instead i will believe in the power of love and eat a bowl of soup

>>40209958
i mean not my circus
but also not my server

i noticed that every person that is mean to me either is jewish or has jewish friends that is probably brainwashing them into being mean to me

i hate kikes. its always kikes.

>>40209935
Take it out on me femdom style, toots

>>40209963
bronya jonker arc would go so hard tho

>>40209975
shut up veronika
for once in your life grow up and try not to be racist, sexist, antisemitic, or some combination of the three

>>40206114
Yeah but let's not pretend that 99.999% of the time top and dom aren't the same thing and bottom and sub aren't the same thing.
>>40209958
There are clowngirls in that server?

>Captcha: onions t8

>>40209992
BASED

>>40209992
im not sexist and im not racist to any real races (that were not made in the lab by the jews and then memories of them always existing implanted into our bodies via gas, tap water and vaccines)

>>40209975
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

>>40209975
Sheriff told you to cool it with the antisemitic remarks. What do you look like btw?

>>40210023
stop being a femboy then we will talk

>>40210013
i know :(

>>40209975
schizo post

>>40209929
yes dw I only post those things when I am happy

>>40210012
You seem interesting, what other theories do you have?

>>40210052
glad you are happy twink :)

>>40209990
I was actually wondering if this would help me work through it I've been looking at a lot of male guro non-sexually to calm my soul but i think the idea of giving a male pleasure actually makes me want to gouge out my eyes unfortunately
>>40209991
it's overdue... maybe one day

>>40209975
Best poster since pichu got back on her meds

>>40210068
i would post more but im afraid im being watched by the mossad, if u would be so kind to post ur 23andme so i can see who im talking to id post more.......

>>40210091
I got the ancestry DNA one and then deleted the results and consent so my DNA didn't get resold like 23andme did

>>40209975
I love you

>>40209975
bald

>>40208687
bald

>>40210091
If you're cute they would def love you in the trap thread :-)

i made smooth

>>40208658
>i ALSO HATE CISF CHASERS
do you hate unicorns and the easter bunny, too?

>>40210135
im not bald, u heighthon english fag

>>40210208
you're bald as shit or you will be soon

transbian sex with an enby

>>40210208
bald

new
>>40210231
>>40210231
>>40210231

>>40209975
bald

>>40210208

>>40210165
ohims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim