>When he's pale, nerdy and a virgin

he's been gone for an hour watching a movie with his friend. i miss him....

>>40205753
Clearly have not trained him well enough

>>40205741 (OP)
>when (s)he's nerdy and a virgin

thats me except i have a body count over 40 but i can pretend to be a virgin

>>40205772
i don't want him to pull out his phone and text me while watching, that would be rude to everyone else in the movie theater.
he texted me as i was typing this even though the movie is still going. i love him so much im going to crawl into his foreskin and live there

>>40205741 (OP)
>when he's a fat, stinky, hairy unwashed gooner

>>40205741 (OP)
basically me but technically not a virgin because i got a blowjob from.my ex

>>40205805
are you trans masc by chance

literally what is the appeal

>>40205741 (OP)
yeah he would ask that

>>40205741 (OP)
whatss up

>>40205908
most likely yeah. trans masc love that archetype for some reason...