Welp. My nightmare just happened. We laughed it off tho. Wasn't too bad. I'm still really really burning hot levels of embarrassed however. I hope he doesn't see me any differently. Note to self: never let horniness convince you to skimp out on prep. Always be 110% sure your clean.

>>40206419 (OP)
this is probably poopanons dream come true...

>>40206419 (OP)
Was he wearing a condom? Did it stink?

>>40206419 (OP)
when you play with butts for long enough there's going to be some poop. That being said it is a bit gross. Hope you both were atleast intoxicated in some way. It's probably nothing did you say sry and laugh it off?

>>40206419 (OP)
Was is liquid shit? or like pieces of a log?
How badly did it stink?

>>40206432
He did thank god. If I didn't fast beforehand I make sure he's all condomed up. I don't want to end up giving him an UTI.
>Did it stink?
What do you think anon?
It obviously did. This wasn't like the regular anal sex smell either. Like, the poopy smells started way before the whole thing even happened

>>40206440
I was really fucking scared and embarrassed. We are both in recovery so we're both sober. Wish we weren't for my sake tho.

>>40206442
Mmmmmmmmm yeah no I'm not answering this post

boymoder squirts
squirting boymoder bussy

>>40206419 (OP)
did you lick the shit off his dick???? did you kiss him afterwards???? did he call you his little poopy bitch?

>>40206442
>>40206468
>catposters

>>40206419 (OP)
Are you a boymoder?

>>40206419 (OP)
I've never shit on it, but he's definitely gone at me the morning after a night of fast food and drinking
he says he doesn't really have a preference (cleaned out or not), it just "feels different"

>>40206419 (OP)
It happens, like, you're doing anal, I don't think any tops expects it to be accident-free. And cishet couples are even worse when it comes to anal hygiene, I've heard some horror stories from my female friends who are into anal. Don't worry.

>>40206487
Ex boymoder, fully out since 2019

>>40206491
I'm just not comfortable doing morning anal just because of this reason

>>40206495
>horror stories from my female friends
Yes omg me too.

>>40206529
are you his little poopy bitch now?????

>>40206468
motile gram-negative bacteria from under cooked food possibly poultry being consumed by boymoders
huge infectious dose of bacteria incubating in the stomach and bowels of boymoders
boymoders with inflammatory bacteria-borne gastrointestinal infections
boymoders having handsfree sissygasms and squirting out great rivulets of gastroenteritic diarrhoea onto their boyfriends penis, stomach and thighs
boysquirted bedsheets

>>40206419 (OP)
how long have you been together lol?

>>40206419 (OP)

I've gotten shit on my boyfriend's dick like.... probably a dozen times by now. Maybe more. If you have anal sex multiple times a week it just happens.

Granted I am retarded, i have severe adhd, we are both ridiculously horny all the time and sometimes just forget to prep.

My boyfriend's never mad i just say sorry and we shower and then hug and kiss and i prep and we fuck again. He's always been great about reassuring me that it's okay. I'm clean most of the time.

>>40206458

Shit on dick doesnt cause a UTI lol those only happen in a new relationship. Peeing after sex pretty much takes care of it. My boyfriend has been fucking my ass and Cummings inside it raw for 2 years straight and never had a UTI. I think poop is actually mostly sterile when it's inside you?

>>40206587
you're a gay man not a tranny, that's normal for you.

>>40206596
is this boris? no one else is this catastrophically retarded on this board

The only thing better than getting your dick shat on by a boymoder is watching her lick it clean :-)

>>40206606

I am a tranny you dumb bitch I'm getting srs in 4 months. The flag is a meme. I am HSTS

>>40206607

I always get called random trips but no idk who that is

>>40206458
>I don't want to end up giving him an UTI.
It's pretty hard to get a UTI as a guy in general, he just needs to pee after sex. It can happen, but he needs to be sick, like, have a cold or something, so that his immune system is temporarily compromised.
That's how I got a UTI with one of my exes, I was sick, but horny, and we ended up fucking, got GNR UTI, peeing was hell for like 5+ days, but it cleared on its own.

>>40206614
random q why do you think asian men are so feminine compared to every other nationalities men?

>>40206614
>srs
>hsts

>>40206596
>it's perfectly fine and healthy to put feces in your urethra

>>40206746
only the sterile feces that is stored in your arsehole

>>40206653

What do you even mean

>>40206746

Well like technically what happens is in the event of an emergency, you clean the dick off in the shower and then pee vigorously to clean out the inside.

Clean anal sex doesn't result in poo going in the dick because he makes a ton of precum and then busts in your ass, so nothing goes in there.

Overall it just works. No infections reported.

>>40206767
right, you wouldn't want the bacteria and microorganisms in the air to get on the poop going into your dick. that would be gross and unsanitary.

>>40206794
>>40206746

Why do random virgin chuds always make up things about how anal sex works to try to make themselves feel better about not getting any?

>>40206793
you aren't real

>>40206793
i know this is you boris you fat retarded faggot no one else is the fucking stupid

>>40206801
not them but here's one that's not made up: anal sex causes stretching and after several repeated times it will cause uncontrollable farting and eventually the need for adult diapers.

how long it takes to prep for you?

>>40207143
1 hour because my bowels are cringe

Also this thread is fucking awful

>>40206419 (OP)
ouch. this sucks hard. I'm so sorry
it sounds like your bf is being great about it, so awesome
just in case you're still worried or he starts being weird about it, let me repeat what my bf said that made me much more comfortable:
"it's a butt. there's poop up there. if you're not comfortable with the idea that poop could happen, don't put anything up there."
very simple, just part of sex as you are rn
sopunds like making sure to clean out every time would be an easy way to prevent it happening again anyway, but you know that of course

>>40206458
>yeah no I'm not answering this post

why not exactly?

My gf leaked a little once during sex and I could tell she was mortified about it, u just gotta carry them to the shower clean them down and kiss their forehead and tell them everything will be okay, don't let ur gfs brainworms develop further these things happen

>>40207158
>1 hour everyday
quite a lot of time. damn

>>40207074
Not anal sex, but complete anal obliteration like fisting, huge toys, etc. You won't get any issues while getting fucked by a bit above average dick, I literally shit out logs bigger than some guys' dicks.
You're literally more likely to get anal issues from sitting to much on the toilet and straining, it's the number 1 cause of haemorrhoids and not anal sex.

>>40206419 (OP)
im so sorry nona that sounds awful & horrifying </3 i hope all of ur anxieties r unfounded & he sees u the same,,

>>40206596
>I think poop is actually mostly sterile when it's inside you?
this is fantastic bait

>>40206419 (OP)
I was right all along. I am redeemed. Anal is UNHYGIENIC!

>>40207513
all sex is unhygienic

>>40207600
0_0

>>40207600
For women/bottoms, not for men tho. Men carry all kinds of bacteria on the dick without having any symptoms, they recently discovered that men are the reason for all kinds of vaginal infections in their female partners because the dick is like a fucking dildo made out of compost, even if they're loyal. Previously, doctors thought it's something women were doing, like, the underwear or whatever, but nope, in most cases it's just penetrative sex with their loyal male partners. Kinda scary, ngl.

>>40206419 (OP)
The reason i fear anal sex is because i don't want to get shit on someones dick

>>40207937
That's a part of it

>>40206419 (OP)
i just use my pussy since there's no poop in it but my bf tries to fuck my butt sometimes anyway for some reason
>>40206596
i feel like i should be worried if i got shit on my vagina also it's not at all sterile

>>40207642
can't they clean their dicks or is that gay?
also i feel like the uh injection of basic semen has a possibility to throw our flora off balance

>>40206419 (OP)
My trans gf is a virgin and we haven’t done it yet and I’ve never done anal either. I was thinking maybe we could try anal next weekend, but I think we’ll stick to our usual frotting and oral

>>40206419 (OP)
>I hope he doesn't see me any differently
When my gf did to me I almost vomited and just the thought of what happened make me wanna purge my dinner from the past week.

Yes, he sees you different now

>>40206419 (OP)
If you didn’t do ass to mouth to clean up your mess then you’re a bad girlfriend

>>40206442
>>40209727
In my case it was liquid one that started dripping when I was thrusting

>>40206458
>If I didn't fast beforehand I make sure he's all condomed up
Getting a condom on your dick is 2000x worse then some poop