Thread 40215205

>>40215197
i don't need it to be big, he is a bottom (in my mind), i just need it to be pretty. which i am sure it is.

4.5 would be a decent size.

>>40214304
I'm sorry. :(
I'm also alone

>>40215205 (OP)
whats your excuse gg for being a khv past the age of 18?

is there anything better than when you're laying on the couch on your stomach, he just pulls your pants down, spits in your hole, and starts fucking you? and he just keeps fucking you even though you're spasming your butthole trying to tell him it's too much, he keeps fucking you anyway? and then when he finally cums inside you after pounding you into the couch cushions and dripping sweat all over you, he kisses you all down your face and neck, and tells you, "it's ok" -- and then keeps fucking you? is there anything better than this? asking for a friend

>>40215133 do I rlly

They're saying that the zombies in 28 Years Later has a huge dong

>>40215269
nta but yes incredibly so

Ice cream, cake, baklava, Nanaimo, beaver tails, tiramisu these are things better than a bf

>>40215276
28 inchs later

>>40215282
How does it make you feel

Life is not for the weak

Has anyone tried those personal AI partner ads what would that be like seems sad pilled

Why are trans women so degenerate god

https://www.erome.com/a/4WnurKuA

i found the f

NEED him

>>40215260
I have no excuse sis. I take full responsibility for being a chud.

>>40215303
preemptively annoyed

i enjoy cock

Why men never approach me, and when they do it is always bottoms, tf is wrong with me? I don't want to fall into a sterotype to "let them know" that i'm gay

>>40215347
He spreading.

>>40215205 (OP)
Tfw never kissed a guy

Caught my bottom standing up to pee. So I made him streak across the street as punishment.

>>40215403
I always sit to pee at home

>>40215347
who is he?

people who dont sit to piss in their own house either dont clean their own things and still live with their mothers or are masochistic piss fetishists who enjoy cleaning toilets every 3 days

>>40215370
err, yea.. m me too, i guess. hehe

is there something wrong with being naked in your own home when you're alone?
like.
i'm not expecting company. what's wrong with me doing the dishes in my birthday suit?

I wanna get james charles pregnant

>>40215479
bro just piss in the toilet. the fuck are you doing pissing all over the bowl. do you not know how to aim?

>>40215479
what’s wrong with your dick

>>40215484
You're not an animal like not that kind of animal, also you'll leave your house smelling like balls and ass ew

HI SISTERS

>>40215459
David Corenswet

>>40215521
No way

>>40215521
omg omg i love you

>>40215507
>you'll leave your house smelling like balls and ass ew
translation:
>nudity makes me uncomfortable because of western chrisitian influences shaming people for their bodies and telling them not to love themselves.

as long as you aren't wiping your ass on the couch, who the fuck cares? put a towel down before you sit on some furniture. have none of you guys ever gone to a nudist colony or resort? there's nothing wrong with being nude. the problem arises from the wests over sexualization of everything. god forbid a woman have her tits out at the beach to get an even tan.

>>40215559
I'm not uncomfortable with nudity, i am uncomfortable with places smelling like genitals but do as u want sis

>>40215559
he’s a sudaca goblin every pore is pumping out feces stench 24/7

>>40215561
i can't stand idiots that think the opposite of love is hate. they're two sides of the same coin. you still give a fuck.

it's literally: care vs not care.

apathy is the opposite of love and hate. when they don't give a fuck at all.

also, i would marry you if house husbands weren't so expensive. let's be real. we both know what kinda family we'd have.

>>40215600
do people just not know wtf deodorant is?

>>40215626
Do whatever you want chimpanzee the argument is over

>>40215612
https://voca.ro/1lO2e2L9rPWV

Idk I'm just a sing fag

You guys too sensible. Wouldn't survive in my hood 24 hours no cap

>>40215613
Bbl looks so weird the give them a female ass and not a man's ass

>>40215543
He grooms young boys...

>>40215643
it's ok we get it. you're a fag. the smell of genitals is a dog whistle for vagina.

>>40215653
how do you whistle so good? i suck at whistlin'

>>40215678
bro your hood calls me the trap queen cause i taught 'em how to whip it on the low.

omg hi bottom

>>40215696
https://voca.ro/16sRBHPWih5A

If your 40 there's no reason why you should be talking to TEENAGE BOYS

Is my pronunciation good

https://voca.ro/12mVUWskLR0t

>>40215719
well if your hearing is so gifted, why do you act like you can't hear me when i ask you to take out the trash?

When I was just a boy a man put his 40 yr old pecker inside me WHY GOD

>>40215740
Don't play with that s gang

>>40215724
you have to be over 18 to post here. in the workforce you'll run into people that are atleast 18. you should be comfortable talking to a high school grad the same you do a retired vet. respectfully.

if you got kids running around on this shit, then someone's not doing their job. like the parents.

>>40215757
>you should be comfortable talking to a high school grad the same you do a retired vet.

Kinda sus ngl, i am not comfortable around younger gays at all, they might misunderstood you and make things awkward

>>40215736
https://voca.ro/11857zP4lUac

>>40215790
Who gives a fuck what someone half your age thinks lol. I'm not trying to impress squirts half my age sis.

>>40215399
I love making out

I treat all men as equals. I treat an 18 year old boy the same as a 40 year old man. They're all bottoms to me.

>thanos
This is my least favorite zoomerspeak word. I will punish my bottom anytime he uses the word thanos.

>>40215790
i'm not trying to fuck a dude in his 60's the same i'm not trying to fuck a dude that can't buy his own beer.

the sus one is you.

ya paranoid.

I never had a group of friend, only on my childhood

Friends are not hard to make if you assume everything is transactional.

Honest thoughts

bottom lotus

>>40215886
Why don't u quote me faggot? Is not that transactional?

>>40215886
if you think every interaction is transactional, then you're an asshole not a friend. sometimes friends do things for their friend without an expectation of ever getting anything in return. it's what it means to be a good friend. to be charitable and compassionate.

>>40215908
you filled out. i blame it on western cultural food stigmas.

>>40215913
Not under capitalism, anon is right..everything is money

>>40215908
https://voca.ro/1nLgK1AWwWr0

Half past midnight still out at bar bb let's goooooooooooooo

I weigh twice as much as I used to when I posted here before literally twice as much

Honest thoughts.

>>40215930
Wait are you sam? I don't remember his trip (yours?)

>>40215921
for a christian nation to raise children with such unchristian beliefs is astounding to me.
you're gunna see people wearing crosses again like a fashion statement. i guarentee it.

>>40215912
Cause I'm a bitch sis.
>>40215913
Yes I'm an asshole. You can purity spiral all you want, but I ain't about that life.

>>40215960
then don't cry.

I love bottoms who wear christian cross necklaces.

>>40215950
I literally do look like Samael now I'm so fat

like seriously.
no hissy fits
no temper tantrums
no excuses
no johns

suck it the fuck up.

Hissy fits is what Reptilian humanoids have

I helped my twink roomate fix his car, and now he thinks he owes me something. I hardly even see him, but I'll use it as leverage later.

Do you guys like emo music

>>40216010
he doesn't think he owes you something, he thinks you'll let him suck your dick. shit or get off the pot.

>>40215997
https://voca.ro/1PwaCe3AsZcJ

>>40215913
and if you don’t return the favor when they expect you to what happens to the friendship

Lmao nerds your bitch ai can't even play pokemon

https://techcrunch.com/2025/06/17/googles-gemini-panicked-when-playing-pokemon/

>>40215503
Ewwwewwwwweee

>>40216034
That was just me clearing my throat

>>40215844
I want to make out with the person I love so much

>>40216063
I was just clearing my throat jfc it's like I can't even clear my throat without you guys saying weird stuff and I don't live with my parents I rent a room out of a boarding house

>>40216086
https://voca.ro/1fztfyZ3bWg5

>>40216037
depends.
they either come to know you as unreliable so their expectations of you are lowered, but the friendship continues. meaning, you're still invited to the cook-out, but you're not bringing the main course cause the last time you tried serving us some vegan nonsense.
or
they break the relationship with you for whatever reason. usually it's because of emotional immaturity that they feel entitled to something in return. you don't send a birthday card expecting a thank you card in return. you're lucky if you get a birthday card to begin with. people have to even know when your birthday is. they have to care about who you are as a person. sometimes they reject the birthday card you gave them so you take the hint and stop sending them.

friends don't care what they can get out of you. they don't you use like a pawn. that's psychopathic. the evils of machiavellianism is when they convince you that they're your friend as they pick your pockets clean. you don't give someone a ride home from work cause you want to fuck them or cause they're gunna pay you or buy you food or some bullshit. you do it because it's the right thing to do. you know how much it sucks to walk and don't want them to have to carry your cross.

>>40216103
he's like 30
married with children.
pretends he's 20 for attention online.

>>40216103
Your just hearing kids from across the street playing my window is opened

I live across the street from a park

>>40216129
https://voca.ro/1ciGsbgyKaK2

>>40216133
https://voca.ro/1xNqUAHM9Vvn

>>40216112
I'd rather be a bitch and asshole than having to guess someone else's expectations of me to maintain a friendship. You think too highly of others and yourself. Everybody just trying to get they bread.

there's two trains of thought:
>the easy way
>the hard way

the easy way:
>you tell 'em once, "hey don't touch the stove when it's red, it's hot, it'll burn you."
the hard way:
>they touch it.

>>40216161
https://voca.ro/14bFBJp3k3Ym

>>40216175
You sounded like Peeta Griffin when you said fucks you

vocaroo spam yayyyy!!!

>>40216160
that's part of your problem. in your own conceitedness you fathom that it's possible you could ever fully grasp the magnitude of their expectations of you because you think yourself so grandoise that you could come up with what their perception of you even is.

it's like white people will never know or understand what it's like to be black. ever. no amount of sympathy. none of it. they never experienced it. some things you can only learn the hard way.

>>40216183
https://voca.ro/1fAFvBug21Dn

>>40216194
https://voca.ro/1eic6fxG8Q0g

>>40216022
Not really :<

im not listening

>>40216224
But emo music is the best music wait
https://youtu.be/Ud4HuAzHEUc?si=Gh8DilYtq0jLp9SD

>>40215937
Cute :)

>>40216232
that's not emo music. that's garbage.

>>40216230
But you've missed another pancakes scandal he seems to have a haunted house with strange sounds and noises.

>>40216230
https://voca.ro/1glB6MD9EOF3

>>40216232
That one sounds like it would make a good soundtrack to an action movie or video game. :)

real emo music:
https://youtu.be/8-cepZ6K7mY

Dark heart pancakes the prince of lies

Should I post a vocaroo?

>>40216274
Yes marina say I am strong I am marina and I am strong

Emo music kinda reminds me of Burnout music

some classic midwest emo:
https://youtu.be/DjiwRhBXhXw

>>40216241
he's obviously just dying of aids over at his parents' place, tale as old as monkey fucking faggots

>>40216282
Were you the person earlier telling me to say that?

>>40216302
I hope you get pozzed

>>40216306
Yes

https://youtu.be/0aCJJkR2BvI

the hair just hit different back then.

>>40216315
I'm touched that you would think of me

>>40216310
stings therefore true, another mystery solved gang!

is it really okay to be a bottom?

>>40216336
Yes <3

people'll be like i'm emo. and i'll be like prove it! what's your favorite taking back sunday song?
https://youtu.be/-tyX8Ok6cQ0

>>40216302
https://voca.ro/1fDuQ3MvwMCo

they'll be like:
>oh i love blink182!
and i'm just like whatever faggot
https://youtu.be/h3YVKTxTOgU

Please as if any of you know the truth of my true anime evil villian backstory

>>40216112
there are a lot more of the second type of person in the world today than the first it could be hundreds to one, and the more you do for them the more they expect

>>40216426
https://voca.ro/1i8dYPjxZB0n

shiza learned it too late that honesty is the best policy

>>40216270
evil pancakes spinning a web of deceit that spans the digital universe

>>40216444
it's because ghosting is accepted.
https://youtu.be/uCUpvTMis-Y

>>40216451
so true sis

>>40216194
who is he

>>40216473
i always liked this tune
https://youtu.be/KtypSRcwIhA

>>40216500
https://voca.ro/1hS1Wd9UZ0Ok

gay sex

>>40216536
https://voca.ro/16sgGGDQv6AD

>>40216536
pretending another human being doesn’t exist anymore is childish

Becoming an aerodynamic chad

uwu~

Hi I’d like the McShiza please and a packet of Nadia sauce.

>>40216583
lmfao

Uwu I am in LOVE with marina

mr pancakes reminds me of this guy https://youtu.be/R8kTOdanxFI

need a degen ren faire sex freak bf

modicinalprego

>>40216636
lol

should i get a bottle of gin or a case of beer, wondering which would last me longest

2609 Walkup RD, Crystal Lake Illinois, 60012

>>40216645
a handle costs less than a 24 pack and is equivalent to like 40 beers

>>40216656
who the hell is from illinois

damn bottom why you so angry. chill

Honesty is the worst policy. I always lie by omission sis.

is it weird to like leather?

>>40216640
whats funny bout that

>>40216690
what do you mean what’s funny about that

>>40216686
Leather culture is weird. Leather isn't.

Did you go to any pride events? Pride is almost over.

>>40216686
no its a pretty good material for stuff like boots and belts, much better and more durable (and eco-friendly, funnily enough) than synthetic alternatives

>>40216714
No, didn't go anywhere this year

>>40216705
there's plenty of hot dudes at ren faires, sorry to hear ur missing out

>>40216714
i went to budapest pride to defy putin :)

>>40216753
he’s the only guy at the ren fair without a buried penis

>>40216753
I'd bend him over that bench so fast

>>40216714
i went once when i was in highschool a few years ago and saw how shit it was and never went again

No new friends but ran into some folks I already meet when packing up the beer tent and they bought me like 40$ worth in beer at vafw after the fact. Home now. Had to deal with a female friend in her period beinga bitch but ut's not aurpring. Hwore y'all doing Saturday njght party wooooooo!

shut the fuck up faggot

>>40216825
which one?

>>40216819
post penis

>>40216834
Too drunk. Wiloukdnt be as fun. Go to bed throrym

feederism kink is a scam created by fast food companies to sell more food

>>40216825
Rude
>>40216858
Big Macdonalfs one might say

Awh man. Fuck me. Nobody here. Boooorjng!t

is wearing fetish gear in public inherently sexual?

Bottoms should practice daily fasting rituals. Tops should monitor their caloric intake with a food diary.

squeak squeak, i'm gay.

>>40216911
https://youtu.be/iFme5QgpJxo

>>40216556
Omg lewd

gavaging bottoms

I love it when a bottom listens to me. Best feeling in the world.

>>40216613
R-really?

>>40216686
I've always liked leather jackets. I've had two fake ones.

I found my life's purpose is to make elaborate erotic cmnm games.

>>40215205 (OP)
all these guys look at least 35 wtf

I love Indian food ...

Would you pay $20 for entry to a gay sex party?

>>40217049
>Would you buy AIDS for $20?
no fanx loov

>>40217049
N-no

Bottoms want danger, adventure, and slavery.

>>40217049
the best ones are free and invite only

>>40217058
I want love, kisses, and cuddles

Feet

>>40217083
Cute

What about a platonic cuddle party?

>>40217088
^-^

>>40217090
Yes that would be ideal I'd actually pay for that.

>>40215205 (OP)
>apparently have school shooter vibes yet still have bottom urges
feels bad, lads
anyways how are we all doing this Sunday morning any nice plans?
also why are we posting vocaroos?
>>40217083
based
>>40217058
2/3
>>40217049
no
>>40216911
yes ppl should keep their sex kinks to themselves no one wants to see this shite

>>40217099
Yeah!

I LOVE MONOGAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40217099
>>40217090
they have that in japan, you can pay a cute girl for cuddles, not sure if there is a gay version or how much this costs compared to prostitutes

I can't sleep.

>>40217129
me neither

>>40217123
They have sex surrogates as well in Japan, which the government pays to have sex with disabled men. They're more compassionate than the West and understand the isolation and mental illness crisis caused by technology imo

>>40217111
happy sunday

>>40217111
Oh no, what about you has bad vibes?

>anyways how are we all doing this Sunday morning any nice plans?
I'm doing okay! I'll probably do some cleaning around the house after I wake up and have a coffee and croissant.
How are you?

>also why are we posting vocaroos?
I haven't posted a vocaroo yet but here's me singing Last Christmas from yesterday <.<

https://voca.ro/1hqVaPfaanDk

>based
^-^

I'm coming out as non-monogamous.

>>40217122
Me too! I want to spend my life with the person I love most in the whole world <3

>>40217123
Wow I didn't know that. Now I'm curious if offering cuddling services would count as prostitution in the US.

>>40217129
>>40217135
Is there something on your mind?

>>40217161
You already did when you came out as gay rofl frfr

I have school shooter vibes even though I'm fem and fascist.

>>40217173
Paj

>>40217168
Gobbled and Hawk Tuahed my wig

>>40217141
happy Sunday to you too man
>>40217145
ah it's all good just an anons reaction to my face actually thought it was funny
i also have a very stoic restic face but promise you all i am very nice irl
same, cleaning, gym, go for a run the usual
you actually don't have a bad voice i mean i am tone deaf so faint praise but still
https://voca.ro/14MUtV2n90QY

>>40215205 (OP)
Why is first one so cute?

>>40217129
I'm doing fun things while I wait to get tired enough to sleep.

>>40217186
Girl what my 6 bfs, proctologist, and STD doctor don't know won't hurt em!

>>40217187
Love your voice and accent.

>>40217111
Post legs

>>40217187
Such a handsome voice:3

>>40217049
Sure, but the gay sex party better be for AOC-39(max), everyone better be in really good shape, everyone has been tested, the booze and condiments my money is going towards better be decent, and the condo the party is in better have a view.

>>40217187
your fake accent almost had me convinced

>>40217202
>>40217210
cheers boys
>>40217208
weirdly would be fine doing this just kind of tired and in bed atm
>>40217230
i actually sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pit0OkNp7s8

>>40217253
Can you say "come here baby boy i miss you"

>>40217253
i can try and shizo post if it would make you feel more at home

>>40217241
https://voca.ro/1axrKSP1TUNt

>>40217266
Sorry I'm in bed now with the mega high powered fan blowing on me goodnight boody
>>40217273
Is that a MAN?! Oh em geez what a spectacular post king! You're boring cunt get a personality.

Thoughts on Marcus Arduini Monzo?

Good morning hairy holed men

>>40217290
It's akl right I understand
*hugs*

>>40217288
that you think i'm a Britbong is far more insulting than "muh no personality"

>>40217302
Does he own Monzo Bank? Rich guys are always hot with big dicks :)

>>40217307
Good morning hairy hole

>>40217313
pretty sure you're all on the same island, it's not like your Irish

Smile bottom. I love you.

>>40217327
reeeeeeeeee
>>40217307
morning
>>40217302
idk who that is my Brazilian friend

Do you miss your boyfriend as soon as you leave him?

>>40217355
i'm not a woman, no

>>40217360
youve never had a bf lol

>>40217355
>no boyfriend
):

>>40217325
>>40217343
*Rubs your holes in communion* glad tidings and many blessings

>>40217355
I miss his body

>>40217364
I've had 3 boyfriends and I never had that sort of clingy nature where I missed them...I'm in control of my emotions and sexual needs.

My dad asked me about my wrestling class
Should I tell him I sucked a cock in the changing room...

>>40217355
we broke up two months ago

gosh, i wish i could get pounded out by a cute fag.

I was born a bottom. But I will die as a top.

When I wake up, the first thing I want my eyes to see is your brown hairy hole.

>>40217368
back at ya anon
>>40217374
picked the wrong sport never did this with football and rugby
>>40217377
same
>>40217378
also same

>>40217385
Big mood

>>40217355
I'm not a teenage girl sis. I got bills to pay and bitches to call to hand over my money.

when I was a kid I always thought you get taller with age, but no it turns out you stop growing at around 23

kinda fucked up

>>40217385
ewww pls never been mention brown with the word hole again...

>>40217355
bad question for this gen

>>40217187
>ah it's all good just an anons reaction to my face actually thought it was funny
Oh okay! It's okay, Anon. The last time I posted my face on /soc/ people gave me 2/10s and 3/10s.

>i also have a very stoic restic face but promise you all i am very nice irl
Oh, same here. And I'm sure you are very nice irl since you seem so nice here!

>same, cleaning, gym, go for a run the usual
It sounds like you have a busy day ahead of you! I hope it goes well!

>you actually don't have a bad voice i mean i am tone deaf so faint praise but still
Wow, thank you very much! I think you have a nice voice too! Sorry about your hangover.

>>40217400
if you're a top, that sucks, if you're a bottom who cares it works out

pink holes are rare like shiny pokemons

>>40217355
I don't have a boyfriend to miss but I imagine I would miss him as soon as he left because I do that with a lot of people

If it isn't pink I don't want it

when I was a kid, I thought girls were smarter than boys. We all make mistakes in our childhood sis.

>>40217425
I used to think all cats were girls and all dogs were boys

>>40217374
No but tell me in detail

>>40217355
Does people still feel this way about their partners after years? Even if they start out that way does it go away?

>>40217410
that's harsh have not posted there in awhile but remember thinking that everyone was actually a little overly nice with the ratings, at least with me
maybe got harsher over the years tho
that or i'm nostalgic for old 4chan
and back at you my amigo hopefully neither of us procrastinates and we actually get all the cleaning done (:

>>40217387
what is stopping you from getting pounded

I've never shared any of my sexual conquests here or anywhere else on the internet. Why do you think certain posters always want to share such details?

>>40217462
sex is not a conquest

>>40217440
I don't know... Everyone else got higher ratings than me. I hope it doesn't prevent me from finding love.
And yes! Having a clean home makes it all the worth while!

>>40217452
in theory i'm sure i could find some lad pretty quickly, but i've never really bottomed before, just topped
so think it would be easier to do it with someone i know and trust i guess
guys also tend to assume i top which doesn't help either

>>40217462
sex is an experience of passion that most of us have. rethink your hang ups

>>40217462
i kinda see no point of telling people here, i kinda feel the certain personalities here are all playing some sort of character to seperate themselves from other namefags and anon i just dont get it, whats the use of getting a few (you)s here

>>40217466
yes it is

I've posted about real experiences as an anonymous poster online because it's cathartic in a way, and none of the real people in my life will read it anyway.

>>40217475
you're such a bottom you can't tell men you want to bottom?

>>40217466
you are mistaken sis

>>40217507
this is a hypnotizing sex dream

>>40217507
post hole

>>40217498
>>40217511
replying more than once doesnt make you correct

>>40217511
it is in your teens, once youve fucked both men and women thats all there is to it, sex is hella overrated

>>40217512
weird sex

>>40217502
oh i can just makes it a little more annoying when they assume (and i kind of find the idea of the other guy leading the way hot), also think with my lack of experience it would be better to do it with someone i know after a few dates and not some rando off Grindr
i've kind of accepted that my cringy horny fantasies are probably not the best way to approach this
when it comes to it maybe i won't even like it idk

>>40217518
don't fucking pretend to be me you bisexual piece of shit

>>40217519
in a dark vacant alleyway bathroom

>>40217521
hyper bottom

>>40217532
if you say so

>>40217525
wasnt trying to sis, thats just how it is