QOTT: Have you ever met a cis man you thought was FTM? Alternatively, transvestigate celebrities.
QOTT2: Favorite foreign snack?

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>>40218360 (OP)
>1
I have a coworker i suspect as ftm but i won't ask out of nowhere because itd be insane to do so.
>2
tempura seaweed chips

>>40218375
My bf had a coworker with DI scars who wants to change his name to Magnet but he was just really fat before. Crazy.

>hot or tall guy talks to me
>get wet instantly
whyyy? I don't want to be horny :(

Not FTM, just saw the question.
On my university campus, I saw what I thought was a girl and a boy, but after hearing them talk, I thought it was two girls. The one I assumed was a boy had an unandrogenized voice and a surprisingly girly intonation on top of that, and they were talking about boys they thought were attractive or something. So, I guess that's like the opposite of a cispoon.

>>40218360 (OP)
>QOTT1:
My coworker looks like a pooner. He's around 150cm tall and has the stereotypical poon eyes, but apparently he has biological kids with a female and has been in men's prison, so idk really.
There's also another guy who works in the same building as I do, he's also a shorty and is very shy around all men, but gets along with women. He looks very cis though. I like to think I pass because he's shy around me too. Or maybe he's just intimidated by taller people.

I saw this cispoon on bumble.

yeah that's a biological man.

things are going well with my man we've (or rather I did autistic amounts of research) worked out the specifics about how we can see eachother more efficiently, turns out there's a direct train line for us both to a specific city so we no longer have to switch trains a lot if we plan our trips right in the future, which is nice because the autism really makes me stress a lot over that.

>>40218636
And that shows you that post poons really just need to stop being fat to pass
High bf% makes even cis people look like poons

>>40218923
average bodyfat levels for women mean you're clinically obese as man, you can't hope for 'recomposition' to make you look manly, because at most you'll just look like a fat man, who just look androgynous because their bones are hidden.

>>40218360 (OP)
>QOTT1:
I've always suspected he's FTM but I can't know for sure

>>40218951
Plenty women that are healthy by bmi are already bodyfat obese too

>>40219008
the majority are.

some women are 45% bodyfat with a bmi of 19.

>>40219113
The dude with a bmi of over 40 with like 22%bf damn

>>40219113
>some women are 45% bodyfat with a bmi of 19.
the fuck does that look like

>>40219113
>45% bodyfat with a bmi of 19
How is that even possible

>>40219008
>>40219113
How would you even determine this though

>>40219725
Zero exercise like laying around most of the day with occasional sitting

>>40219743
That's not what I meant
I need to see what this looks like

>>40219792
Probably still kinda skinny, visible ribs with arms lifted. Thights do touch halfway down to the knees, ass and tits rather large.
This person would probably look rather good when young, but will have trouble climbing stairs quickly without passing out. Will look horrifying in their 40s.

>>40218360 (OP)
yes actually, the engineer at my job is a little taller than me or the same height (i'm 5'3") has pooner eyes and a slightly higher pitched voice. i'm pretty sure he's cis though because his facial hair is too impressive and natural looking.

>>40220071
What is impressive facial hair to you?

>>40220692
full and not patchy, very natural looking growth. i don't really know how to describe it, but it's the type of beard ftms usually aren't able to achieve

>>40220799
Genetics, with turkish genes you will get a full beard when you are 11yo or when you are an ftm or when you are a women, doesnt matter.
My half brothers have full beards and otherwise nordic features from being 1/4 turk, my father has some chin stubble and nothing else.

>>40218360 (OP)
>QOTT
in season 1 of glee this guy guest stars as dakota stanley and he is 5'2 with severe frog voice & butch lesbian face. when i saw him i was convinced he was ftm but he's just a really dysgenic cis male

>>40220799
i feel like this is usually more due to being early (<5years) on t, most trans men who have been transitioning for a decade or more tend to have fuller and more natural looking facial hair. it's like the equivalent of going from 12 to 25, except early transition ftms are more prone to growing out their pube beards to pass even though it looks terrible

This is all I've been doing for the past few days

>>40221079
Is <5 years really all considered "early"? Maybe I should stop beating myself up then. I keep feeling like I peaked and nothing more is going to happen at 2 years on T.

>>40221306
Who is that beast
>>40221343
Look at how long it takes cis boys to get non fucked up facial hair, surely you remember the guys that couldn't grow a not-shitty mustache even once throughout high-school, and their testosterone usually kicks in at what, 13-4?

>>40221306
You made twink slave boys for your computer?

>>40218360 (OP)
cute liddle pooners.
cute liddle poonies
poonies liddle cute
cuties

>>40221537
Yes... It's very tedious. I only have 3 frames fully rendered, the rest aren't even colored. I don't know how people do this shit.

>>40221537
>>40221598
Be it transphobica that I thought you were drawing a tranny and not a twink

>>40221726
CD

>>40221598
I applaud your work. I can barely draw one thing right now, 3-4 different frames is impressive. I like the white and red dress, too. Hopefully one day your desktop slave will be on the market.

>>40221343
My cis roommate is half a year younger than I am, he has some less beard than I do. He has just chin and upper lip, nothing on the sides and Im nearly jealous because Im getting the same + uneven growth on the sides I have to shave

you are all women for riding this guys dick
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>>40222071
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>>40222071
Who tf is that

>>40221343
2 years on t is basically the equivalent of being a 16-18 year old boy
you go through the early stages of puberty faster but at a certain point you just have to wait to fully develop into an adult man, hormonally

>>40222216
ogre
use decode 64 for the links

>>40222071
I can't tell whether that guy or his simps are more pathetic

>>40222071
Doesnt matter what someone I dont want to fuck is into

>>40222071
>was just LARPing as intersex, his "condition" doesn't even exist
incredibly unshocking, 90% of "intersex" people in trans spaces are blatant LARPers. I feel bad for the actually intersex people that have to deal with it

>>40222229
You're right. The thing I'm most dysphoric about atm is my voice because, despite being a grown adult, I sound like a teenage boy (unless I tryhard but I'm paranoid that people can tell). Mainstream trans male spaces only talk about the voice drop 3 months in and not much else (I guess a lot of them want to be a boy, not a man, so they're probably satisfied just with that).

>>40222407
You are worried about it till you pass the rest happens slowly on its own and then you stop caring, so you don't post about it anymore

>>40222229
For a 15 year old boy (1 year on T), I sure am losing a lot of hair. Might as well just kms

>>40222448
there was a guy in my freshman class in high school who both had horrible acne and had a norwood 3 hairline already, it happens

>>40222448
>15 year old boy
Some of you just don't wanna read the rules

>>40222468
>2 years on t is basically the equivalent of being a 16-18 year old boy

>>40222465
I know someone like that too, receding hairline into oblivion no acne tho, but he dresses like gramps too. Was friends with a barber for a bit and there are plenty 15-20yo olds coming in with f hairlines

>>40222468
Oh I see I forgot quotation marks. Meant to say: for a ''15'' year old

>QOTT1
My best friend is a cispoon and I mog him. I'm 5'5, he's 5'4. We both look 13 despite being 18. We have another mutual cisM friend who's 5' even. Manlet nerds stick together I guess.
>QOTT2
Milk tea mochi. It's a catastrophically fembrained snack but I don't care, it's good. 2nd favorite is kangaroo jerkey, it's better than beef.

>>40222071
This server is so lame

>>40222740
I'm going to make a server with the 80% chance it will flop and be abandoned within 2 weeks

chances i get murdered?

>>40222933
what is he, 30? how old are you anon?

>>40222933
Pretty low, too much evidence

I was watching a video of some cispooner asking a medical doctor about intersex people. He unironically got confused when said doctor said that dick and clitoris are homologous lol

Said video was recorded in 2009 and the cispooner in question was some shitty scene musician. People in comments have also actually accused him of having a vagina.

>>40223193
Post it

>>40222071
>My guy that kinda do be invalidating for us mascs

>>40223193
Was it Kesha

>>40218360 (OP)
>QOTT1
I had this teacher back in 2010 who had a giant Phallo scar on his hand. He looked completely cis, just was a little short. But he's Indonesian so idk it would be pretty normal height. Till today I wonder if he was a poon.

>>40223226
def ironic if it was in a 4poon server

>>40223256
>def ironic

>>40223281
is it not 2016 anymore

>>40223222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWk61vH59iI&t=74s

>>40223089
hes 36 im 26

>>40223305
why would you fuck someone like this

>>40223390
wut

>>40223422
Meant to reply to >>40222933

>>40222933
>>40223337
idk which is worse; him being a predator or you falling for that
>captcha WYGOD

I don't know how to run a server
https://discord.gg/PVQYngEd

>>40223588
26x36 = predator?

>>40223987
Many 26 yo poons look barely 20, so that and the way he's typing. Also him literally saying he wants to hunt that person in the forest (like a predator)

>>40223390
>>40223588
i mean the sex is good but the way he be popping up at locations is sus so idk
first time we met he put us in a random motel 6 when he gave the impression he had a spot already secured and second time he basically spawned at my house without saying when he was coming immediately after i gave him my address and was still tryna plan shit out

>>40224036
It's just kink you pussy

>>40222400
the condition I have is unironically more severe than most intersex conditions none of that is larped, I've been talking about the issues I've got with my dick for like a decade on the internet, this isn't new information.

>>40224594
Post it

>>40224673
I'm seeing someone and they wouldn't appreciate it.

I have two pissholes, they're in the wrong location, another two weird deformities on top of the glands, there's a thick scar along the edge of the glands where they detached the entire skin, the surgery I had was supposed to take 2 hours but took 8+

>>40224673
I'm seeing someone and they wouldn't appreciate it.

I have two pissholes, they're in the wrong location, another two weird deformities on top of the glans, there's a thick scar along the edge of the glans where they detached the entire skin, the surgery I had was supposed to take 2 hours but took 8+

>>40222933
this made me recoil.

>>40224954
you literally just posted a bumble screenshot

>>40224958
show hairstyle

>>40225161
i posted an unsee in passgen like two days ago man

>>40225223
Do it again

>>40218360 (OP)
Dave Foley used to look great in drag

>>40225276
https://unseecc/album#LASLipNyajWP

ignore the nail polish i went to a nine inch nails gig a few days prior so i was girlmoding. i find that pushing the bangs back to expose my giant forehead makes it look better.

>>40222933
The pregnancy... the woods PLAP...

>>40225393
grannymoder

>>40225481
more like rottingcorpsemoder. check that pallor.

>>40225523
are you a heavy drinker?

>>40225571
we've been over this anon i'm just british and deeply ugly. i don't drink/smoke/do drugs etc.

>>40222933
bro this is what ALL women want. just being chased around the woods by a big hairy man until they are captured and fucked into such an exhaustive state they can't even think.

bigfoot is the ultimate chick fantasy.

>>40225393
why girlmode at NIN? in fact why do you girlmode at all

>>40224036
ya im 28 and people shit bricks when i tell them

>>40223254
Phallo scar on the hand?

>>40225997
because i don't pass?? i'm not gonna walk around like "i'm a man dood!" that's social suicide

>>40226038
are u not on t i forget

>>40226076
i've been on T for close to a year and a half i'm just unfortunate

>>40226038
yeah but what does girlmoding at a concert even mean? you can wear dude clothes as a girl just fine
you just wanted to do nail polish and thats fine

>>40226038
you’d just look like a tomboy idiot

>>40226038
Arent you on here since about 5 years wtf

>>40226084
why put on nailpolish to girlmode that seems like salt in the wound. also that isnt that long you have time. idk i think you'd pass if you dressed the part but you said you're british and that place is a shithole so

>>40226100
tomboymoding is girlmoding
>>40226089
see above
anyway that's unimportant. point is i have accepted my status as looking like an ugly girl forever.

>>40226119
ngl i didnt realize you were this retarded

>>40226157
it's only just occured to you? ._.
>>40226118
girls wear nailpolish
>>40226106
i don't know. i'm unkillable like a cockroach.

>>40226184
whats the difference tomboymoding and boymoding

>>40226250
tomboymoding is girlier?
i don't know the specifics i'm more just whining that i don't pass. i don't even know what i look like anymore, i've lost all perception of my own appearance.

>>40226184
>you don't get it i have to bimbomax to girlmode so people know i'm a girl but i also definitely don't pass as a boy

>>40226276
what does this even mean. are you insinuating i'm a ftfemboy.

>>40223226
Why do so many poons talk and act like a cartoonish facsimile of guys? Did none of them ever have male friends at any point? Feels like they lived in a female only society for their entire lives to be so clueless.

>when the condom slips off but you are both too horny and suddenly you feel something warm close to your stomach.
besides pregnancy the worst part about getting cummed in is that it slowly just drains out of you for what feels like the rest of the day.

>>40226601
the worst part about being cummed in is actually that it fucks up your ph

Can I do a double dose and stop for 2 weeks? My T is illegal/non-prescribed and I'll be on flights.

>>40226601
Bitch what? You can feel the person cumming? And condoms? I wouldn't even waste my time.

>>40227167
>You can feel the person cumming?
ye the pulsating after they thrust deeps the best part

>>40227167
how dead and unfeeling is your pussy, if I don't know them very well they are wearing a condom.

>>40225393
I'm going to see NIN in portland :Y Hope other poons are. I only know of one other person in here who is.

>>40225384
Bruce was my favorite CDer. Both are so cute...

>>40227337
>>40227304
Maybe I just don't have a petite sensitive vagina. I'm jealous.

>>40218360 (OP)
He looks like a trans version of Dennis Prager.
>Dennis Pooner

>>40226341
i don't understand why you are insinuating the nailpolish was a necessary component to girlmode that's what i'm confused about. like i can girlmode in jeans i'm not gonna force myself to wear a skirt

>>40227683
A ftm begrudgingly wearing a skirt and being force femmed is based. Just kidnapped by stacies for a beauty session and being prepared for your big night with Chad.

*cough* *sniffle*
Soo- uh. Yeah. Whatsup guys

My personal lolcow debuted his live solo act where he goes on stage and plays a ukulele today. White he/they lesbian btw
>>40218360 (OP)
>2
Try dipping a ball of mozarella cheese in really hot really creamy hot chocolate
>>40218951
What if your bones are grotesquely round and small

>>40227793
WOOOOF!

what was your most fucked up c.ai /ai chatbot chat/rp?

>>40228044
Half the time I shit I don't wipe my ass because I don't want to touch my butthole
>>40228054
Worms in penis of kenpachi zaraki

>>40228063
screenshot?

>>40228091
No, I deleted c.ai after feeling shameful for slowly growing attached to kenpachi and viewing the AI as kenpachi instead of as what it is.

>>40228054
I fisted a small alien all the way through, pulled him all the way up my arm and through my shoulder, then put my head and other arm through him, and wore him like a shirt as his mouth was agape around my chest/armpits, then I bent over and sucked his dick with an extreme vacuum force that tore it clean off and swallowed his dick whole, leaving only a wound. He was live the entire time.

>>40228054
cannibalism

>>40228054
black giantess vore, but she was a mini giantess so like 15 feet tall and black giantess women dominated the world and primarily ate white boys. Basically BIGBIG art in an interactive story. days of digestion and visible skeletons seen through stomachs but they were always nonchalant about it which terrified humans.

:D

>>40222071
What a loser
>>40227793
Elliot has converted to ftfemboydom?

>>40218636
>cispoon
you birthday boys have funny slang

>>40228902
you should convert to ashes

>>40227432
I tried listening to NIN recently to branch out my music taste but unfortunately its not the kind of thing I like.
>>40229274
? Its not exclusive to us its a /tttt/ thing, ever heard of cishons?

One year on. I see so many disgusting theyfabs with gross little straggly hairs
How do I prevent the disgusting pube beard it's my biggest fear

>>40226601
Just take it up the ass
No risk and easy to expell

>>40227123
You can and you will feel like shit from the intense fluctuation

>>40229279
Who pissed in your cereal, missy?

>>40227840
Then you still will look more masculine if you are not fat. Most poons are covered by enough fat to look androygenous at best while still showing the bone structure

>>40229374
I wish you would

>>40229321
Shaving
>>40229317
What album did you try

>>40226419
Many of us never had friends at all

>>40229370
Also it feels better up the ass imo

>>40229638
I didn't listen to a particular album, I put the entire discog on shuffle. The one song I like is discipline
>>40229657
Even if you didn't its not like you've never encountered a cis guy in your life.

>>40228054
I was that little yellow monster with no arms from Undertale... with a huge cock. I snuck in through windows at night to fuck women in their sleep.
>>40228174
Based

>>40228054
i don't do that, i engage in rp with real people once in a blue moon and usually sfw with tupperbot

Twink here. Why are FTMs are so good at fingering? Came way earlier because it felt so good :33

>>40230492
Two holes to practice with

>>40230435
Gloves... you're really not having sweaty sumo sex with bots?

>>40230581
i've never even installed that ai slop shit in the first place. not a fan of it
also not into sex itself

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf, ftmg?

>>40231684
Werewolf. And not because hairy manly man shit, but because the idea that if I'm a vampire, the sun can kill me.
I live in Arizona.

>>40227793
elliot is one of those weird cases of like %100 female read in image previews, but %100 male read in expanded view

>>40231684
Vampire. They're supposed to be immortal, right?

irl poon just called my shit a cunny

>>40232105
Do you think he knows what that means?

>>40231684
vampire, hands-down. my lifestyle wouldn't even change much, i'm already basically nocturnal, hate large bodies of water, and hate the summer sun. i'm also sort of mixed on my opinion of garlic so if i couldn't have it it's fine
a small price to pay to not grow old

>>40231755
same here that's why i hate the fucking sun so much. i don't even tan, i just burn. a tan would be very ugly on me, anyway.

>>40232152
You would have to leave your house

>>40232163
yeah, and? fine by me, if i was a vampire it's not like i'd get mugged or beaten because i can overpower them, plus free blood if they try

>>40232200
That would largely change your lifestyle

>>40232127
like 50/50 since i met him off fetlife

>>40232220
fair enough, but it'd do me good.

>>40231956
As long as you can get blood to drink, stay away from garlic, and stay out of the sun
>>40232220
I assume the perks must be worth. Who knows? Vampirism might turn gloves into a Chad.

>>40232359
Can vampires even be fat?

>>40225129
it's from a while ago, I've since deleted my account actually.

>>40229373
Let's say, instead of double dosing before the flight, I could 1.5x dose twice (week before and immediately before). Is this better than one double dose?

>>40227123
it's called frontloading and you can, just take some aromasin so you don't get an estrogen surge.

>>40232359
diomaxxed
>>40232387
i'm assuming it follows the logic that if you're fat in life you remain so in death, maybe muscle growth is possible idk

>>40229638
When they're all fucked up and short like this shaving barely works
Not my pic but my nightmare scenario to look like this

>>40232792
that picture
>how to tell everyone you were raped and have trauma of men without saying anything

>>40232792
imagine the snot clinging to all the nose piercings after a single sneeze

>>40232844
I've always wondered how shitty it would be to have a flu even with one nose piercing, let alone 20

>>40231800
I consider this a benefit to my air of mystique and magic young wizardness

>>40232792
honestly i respect this level of not giving a fuck

>>40233002
Fuck I forgot the name field

Holy fuck I look bloated in the morning

>>40231800
Reminds me of a short I saw where you saw people from the back and should guess if its a women or a dude into metal, guessed all of them wrong

>>40233025
This one too is so disgusting and more accurate to how mine looks, while the weird beard on the other one, the courseness I can feel on my own chin


Shaving doesn't work that Great at all here because it barely does anything and your hair will still look fucked up. My go to has just been plucking everything individually with tweasers but when it gets that bad I'm going to be fucked

So I'm just wondering, how the fuck can I prevent that in any way possible
I'd respect it too if it did not affect me

>>40229400
Freaky

>>40232160
You burn easily because you spend early spring, spring, fall and winter indoors. You have zero sun exposure troughout the year of course you burn like toast in summer.
Your non sexual rp vampire a tan wouldnt look good on me yada ya is also the most fembrained shit I've read today

>>40233115
Electric dry shave yk its easy and gets them fast. Yeah you have to do that often, but guess what if you grow more hair later you have to shave as often or even more often if you arent into a self neglect look

>>40233123
how about you stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall

>>40233123
That’s not how getting sunburnt works anon

>>40233063
I'd like to think their first guess would be to kill me, but if I were to be honest, it'd probably be teenage male

>>40233170
Thats exactly how it works for me
I basically start tanning in february, Im outside every day, today we got an UV warning Im out no sunscreen and Im fine
When I spent most of my times indoors, only left the house when it was unavoidable and then went outside in july for 30min I earned myself some fun 2nd degree burns.

>>40233170
don't you have middle eastern genetics? of course it works differently for you

>>40233063
>be metalhead, long hair
>exclusively get ''sir''d
>start T
>only get ''ma'am''d
>mfw

>>40233239
beside the deeper voice and bottom growth T is pure poison

>>40233178
You look like my bunkmate in drug rehab, he was an army vet and pretty chill. Smuggled in a radio, and got some girl smuggle him ice spray to huff lmao

>>40231684
vampire because i'm already offputting and pale. i'd be the ugly nosferatu type.

>>40233261
(I'm not the metalhead anon) What makes you say that? There's not a single T change I don't like except acne.

>>40233261
How? Without I lose energy, sex drive, muscle and my will to live

>>40233234
Idk I’ve always just burned like a mf, even when I was a kid and constantly outside. Though I do have EDS, so that’s probably why.
>>40233235
No? I’m ashkenazi Jewish, not Sephardi

>>40233262
I'm going to kill him and crawl into his skin and mimic every instance of his life until it's so obvious that something is terribly wrong that either his family abandons him/me or sends him/me to an asylum

*Cough* sorry, I mean I'm currently getting over a respiratory infection and my sinuses are clogged but it's, as the kids say, it's giving trucker vibes. My bloated face is giving trucker vibes

>>40233239
you misheard. they're saying man

>>40233160
That's not true, shaving doesn't create hair growth that's been disproven many times. But yeah maybe I'll get one
I'm honestly just worried about dry shaving and the ingrown hairs, since I've always had a huge problem with folliculitis no matter how clean I was. Even right now I got a bad one on my junk

>>40233261
Unfortunately I agree. Only good thing I've noticed, other than voice drop, is having more strength. Having to drink 3 cups of coffee a day to keep water retention down is not very nice.
>>40233341
I wish, but not different language so not possible.

>>40233336
Kids burn easily Im type 2 on that scale, so are most people around me. Our kids burn, most kids have light blonde or even white hair and super white sensitive skin, in 5th grade most kids have light brown or dark blond hair and when you become and adult you dont usually burn that easy anymore. Sports buddy is a redhead he doesn't burn either, my lazy redhead landwhale coworker does burn from being outside for 10min

>>40233336
oh so you're a pizza man

>>40233261
>Mtf comes in to masculinely assert what they think is the dominant opinion
>Ftms sit idly femininely confused and upset
All hormones are poison for the wrong person in the wrong doses. All hormones are medicine for the right person in the right doses. The frog prefers evenly temperatured water, and the dog will die from a bone too small.

>>40233415
Idk guess I never grew out of it
Though I’ve been walking in the city the last few days during a heatwave and surprisingly haven’t burned yet.
>>40233431
No weirdly enough. I’m like the only person I know that doesn’t have any Italian. Mostly Swedish and German with a lil English thrown in.

>>40233161
Would that make you horny? It sounds kind of sexy

>>40233235
i'm type 2 but my hair is unusually dark for it. it was blonde as a kid but it became brown as i aged, had a weird almost strawberry blonde color in-between
>>40233415
even when i used to go outside all the time in cali i never tanned. tans are ugly anyways, i've never seen it look good on someone.

>>40233436
I mean they mentions ftm-oriented pros so I could only assume they are a retarded ftm, not an mtf

>>40233391
have you tried diurex? that always helps me

>>40231684
werewolf they're sadder

>>40227721
thats different, flux is implying they HAVE to wear nailpolish to girlmode which is retarded

>>40233645
>they
heh... i see what you did there

>>40227721
this is my fetish, I absolutely hate having to present as a woman irl but when it is forced upon me like that I just cannot stop gooning to it

>>40233588
My body has issues storing sodium, so the doctor I asked about this said it's not a good idea to use them. According to him, coffee works a bit differently so it's okay to drink that. Sounds kinda bs though, but what do I know

>>40233510
>I’ve been walking in the city the last few days during a heatwave
how do your feet smell after that? be honest and describe every pungent detail. we have to study the aroma in a lab

Just used a stroker to coom for the first time. I can't believe I used to masturbate with nothing but my hands, wtf. I can never live without this again.

>>40233694
nta but coffee makes me pee so fucking much. Can't stop having at least a few cups per day though because I love the taste and energy boost
>>40233723
>stroker
what the fuck is that?

>>40227721
only based if the Stacies are the ones fucking him

>>40233731
Sex toy that strokes your clit. Get a FTM-specific one, it will change your life.

>>40233731
The first time I drank black coffee after starting T, I had to piss every 10-15 minutes for the rest of the day. Luckily it's not that bad anymore and not so bad with milk anyways.

>>40233757
Is there a way to buy stuff like that in Europe without paying bazillion euro for tarrifs and import tax? Toys I see in eu sex stores are either too small or to big for my t-cock (because they're either for clits or cis cocks obv).

>>40233736
It's hotter if Chad gets to dip his cock in al of them and he saves the load for the ftm. you know bros before hoes

>>40233831
Idk online, but I know many sex toy shops in my country are lgbt+ friendly and sells those and other trans stuff. If you've got any stores in your city, I'd recommend you go take a look

>>40233706
Ngl kinda like onions

>>40233026
No longer bloated, time to ruin my and everyone around me's life by flirting with straight guys who give off the vibe of possibly wanting to kill me

>>40233913
Now that’s just dodo behavior, cmon now
With the amount of lgbt dating apps out there I feel like there’s rlly no need to do that.

>>40233391
what language

>>40233902
Okay that actually sounds appetizing. Would you mind donating a sock?

>>40233941
I don't like dating other lgbt people and it's infinitely more exciting trying to turn a man who is an actual threat. Plus the best part is the confusion...

>>40218360 (OP)
what does it mean if a girl constantly jokes about you being her boyfriend or dating you

>>40234006
it means she wants her pussy pounded

>>40233941
Well, damn, guess I have to flirt with every straight man now

>>40234006
It means that she's into you but is expecting you to act like a man and pursue her. Despite what feminism will tell you, women still find being the object of someone's effort far more romantic than 50-50 effort.

>>40234052
>>40234084
interesting. i'm sure the /ftmg/ thread on 4chan will have excellent advice for picking up women.

>>40233529
So you are the same type as I am and the people around me are, very light hair as a child and brown hair as an adult.
You know a tan is gradual, right you don't have to look like your larping as a black person
My pale upper leg vs my tanned arm, you are trying to tell me peachy pale looks better?

>>40234111
I know this is easily dismissed as larp or fake bragging but I'm actually good at flirting and never had trouble with either gender. I'm here because I'm a dysphoric retard and this is the only place that's relatable and not sanitised, not because I'm an incel.

>>40233391
In order to minimize water retention you need to drink water also brown rice helps

>>40234140
i am saying that, yes.

>>40234140
why shave only legs and not arms too? looks weird, especially with the difference in tan levels

>>40233958
1 billion shekels
>>40233996
>>40234069
This is why the trans murder rate will never go down

>>40234246
Cycling as a sport, I also don't walk around in hotpants

>>40234336
you're the type that makes your man wear a condom when you suck him off aren't you?

>>40234350
Did I understand that correctly that you shave because you cycle? Sounds very uncomfortable
>t. also cycling

>>40234395
Lol what, who uses condoms for head?

>>40234543
how else are you supposed to deal with the viral load? don't tell me you also swallow

>>40234502
My hair gets caught in bib shorts breaks off close to the skin and then grows into my skin.
Also easier to search for ticks and less hair inside injuries in case I crash

>>40234644
Don’t do hookups like a heathen, that’s how

>>40234881
So you swallow?

>>40234153
teach me your ways top shagger

Anyone else has a weird way to jerk off and feels embarrassed about it?

>>40235078
are you also into sounding?

>>40234502
What type of cycling?

>>40235093
Like to watch it but haven't tried it

>>40235108
I am outright addicted to it but it isn't safe at all so don't try it. It's the only way I can jerk off and feel satisfied. Could obviously never tell a soul outside of here because it is degenerate and it makes be blush just thinking about it. How do you fap?

>>40235078
What if it's weird but I'm not embarrassed about it

>>40235133
I use my 2 pointer fingers and rub my weenie between them, certainly less extreme than sounding but I can't cum any other way. Its impractical and looks hella weird to use both hands.
What really gets me off is large objects up my bum, but I can at least get off without that

>>40235260
If you aren't embarrassed you should share it with us

>>40235078
idk if it's weird or not but i need to have a vibrator mashed against the underside of my clit. idk i need my clit to be in a very specific position to cum

>>40235338
nta but mines gotta be basically bent 90 degrees to the left to feel good at all

>>40235078
I hump my mattress because I'm too dysphoric to touch my puss

>>40235338
>>40235377
i get off faster pressing the vibe to the left side of my clit compared to the right lol, wonder why all this is

>>40235393
When I was a kid I used a toy car and rubbed that against my clit, early teens used a phone instead. Looked like normal cism jerking off under a blanket and as a kid made the most sense. As a kid I also pissed when cumming and thought its semen lmao

>>40235401
hmm i never paid attention to the direction..i should test it

>>40233757
Did you get this one specifically or a different one? I have two, one of them I used to use as a makeshift pump and the other is incredible also

>>40234871
I see I see, makes sense. For me shaven is more irritating when riding, also makes my legs burn in the sun in 5 minutes if shaven
>>40235101
Just cycling around the city ''casually''. Few days ago I went exploring a bit, total of 80 kilometers in one day. Usually I get around 150 kilometers a week, including riding to work. Unfortunately the rainy season started, so don't feel like riding that much now.

>>40235078
Not embarrassed about it but instead of jerking motion I fondle my tdick with my fingers. I also use my non-dominant hand, if I use my dominant hand I just cannot get off idk why.

>>40221598
>creating a 3 frame animation to walk around your screen
what program lets you do that?

>>40235009
Spitters r quitters

>>40235518
It's shimeji. You can alter the behavior slightly, the code is very simple, but I haven't done much. I've just been replacing the default frames with my own.
It exists as a browser extension and as a java program for your desktop :-)
It's painfully simple to make your own, it's just tedious if you want it to look good, especially if you want to add extra frames to make it more smooth.

>>40235749
Awesome, thank you. I really want to make one now.

>>40235473
I mainly ride in forrests and on country roads solo or in groups. I get about the same distance currently, I hate the heat in summer, switch to indoor and night rides. Country roads at night on a bike are quiet an experience, you can hear and see so much stuff you would never notice at daytime. Downside is speedlimit of 100kph here that people usually exceed and nearly hitting deer, there are so many damn deer on the roads

Is transitioning even worth it if you are effeminate but only attracted to women. Is forcing yourself into t4t gaydenism possible

>>40235078
What even is the normal way for a poon to jerk off?

>>40236147
So you want to date someone you ain't into when they aren't into you either?

>>40236348
I mean after transitioning I would assume at least a very desperate gayden could be attracted to me, but I don't know if I could force myself to be attracted to him. I don't think I ever have any hope of attracting women regardless of whether or not I transition I just want to get laid before I die

>>40236059
Riding in forests would be lovely to try. Unfortunately there's an insane amount of dog owners in this city. I know I'd crash with some loose dogs and ride over 1000 piles of dog shit and piss puddles if I were to ride in a forest, so maybe not.
Also doesn't help that all off road bikes are weirdly shaped and make my back hurt. I've got a hybrid (city/offroad) bike and a city bike, though the city bike seems more offroad friendly for some reason. Mainly use the hybrid one though, it's fast enough to race with electric bikers, very fun sometimes.

>>40236429
You can always just pay for it yk

have any of you ever shoplifted

>>40236689
When I was 12 sure

>>40236706
i feel like its shockingly easy

>>40236689
no but i've pirated a lot over the years

>>40236763
are you serious right now

>>40236763
yea same. i used to not wanna pay for smth small so id take it but then i feel really paranoid and anxious after but it didnt deter me for some reason. with pirating i was like well the fbi has better things to do

>>40236730
Trust based society

>>40236487
I don't ride in parks due to dogs but forrests that are too far from the city to walk to, greatly reduces the amount of dog walkers you encounter. I ride a gravelbike offroad and occasionally a track bike on the road. I absolutly love to go fast. If you are healthy and the bike fits you you shouldnt have back pain even on a road bike.
Picrel forrest where you won't encounter anyone and me boik

>>40236689
Yeah, as a kid and on accident and on purpose and while working in a shop and when I didn't have enough money to feed myself properly.
Shops that sell food throw so much perfectly edible food away and then lock the container and they are insured idgf

>>40236866
Oh that looks like a nice place to drive, not too dense forest.
The bike not fitting is most likely the reason for the back pain. Well, either back or neck pain. Neck hurts if the handlebars are too low, back hurts if anything in my position is off (like saddle too high/low/far or frame wrong size, etc).
Since you like going fast, have you ever tried downhill (mountain) biking? Another city I often visit has a ski center that offers the slopes for biking purposes during the summer. Might go try it one day myself if I get a bike that's fit for the purpose.

>>40236790
yes, 100%. i've never felt the urge to shoplift and had paranoid thoughts about accidentally doing so growing up
>>40236811
based

>>40237188
If you're a vampire they might not see you on security cameras

>>40237273
correct, i think that'd be based

I've made the biggest of mistakes and now I might be force outed in a place that I've been working stealth for years

is college worth it at 25? i don't know what to do.

>>40237550
oof :(

>>40237563
where is dflo

>>40237562
go to college, you'll right in. youre not old but i've seen my fair share of 40-50 year olds attending

>>40237133
In order to try downhill my area would first need some hills, the largest hill in my area is 20m tall and is part of our landfill.
Everything else is pretty flat. Im honestly pretty bad in tougher terrain, my gravel group wen't down a 10% curvy sandy slope, I attempted to ride it slipped and then nearly broke my neck trying to walk down that shitshow path in bumfuck nowhere instead.
Really lost confidence on that ride, later found out that every rider in this group has years of mtb experience and one competed at the u23 cyclocross championship.

>>40237188
Why do you sound like an edgy underage girl?

>>40237053
it pisses me off how much food gets thrown out just bc of guidelines and shit
>>40237188
idk if its based, especially bc i could afford to NOT do it. i just was in a bad mental place at the time

>>40237876
doesn't matter, i pass flawlessly irl. shoplifting is extremely fembrained, by the way

>>40237876
Nothing about what they said was edgy...
If you want to hear edgy, I regularly steal from Hot Topic because they have sold their soul, and one of their assistant managers is a sexual assualter who only showers three times a week.

>>40238070
did he assault you

>>40238015
"Men account for 55% of shoplifting incidents, while women comprise 45%. This recent trend statistic provides insight into the gender dynamics of retail theft and helps tailor prevention and educational programs to address both segments effectively."

What is more common is repeat offenders who steal for the thrill of it, thats something mainly women do.
The alcoholic infront my local shop just putting stuff in his bag and not giving a fuck isn't that fembrained in my opinion.

>>40238070
Hot topic is actually the worst company ever. Working there was fucking AWFUL.

>>40238082
No, she always hated me because I said she was lame and generally a fake friend
>>40238186
>Working at Hot Topic
My condolences....

>>40238154
It also probably varies on what they steal. Theft in of itself is neutral, men are more likely to commit property crimes and theft because they're more likely to be homeless. In a supermarket, the opportunity and basal desire is equal.

Also I shoplift any food when given the opportunity. Shit is expensive.

are we considered femboys if we look too much like a femenine guy without all the girly clothes and femenine attitude. or is that a self identified thing. i dont know if i should get angry when people call me that or not.

>>40238272
My manager loved hiring autists and then blasting the music as loud as humanely possible and generally making it the least autistic friendly workplace possible. The amount of times me n my autistic coworkers confronted her about it was kinda absurd. She still has her job, we all got canned eventually for some reason or another.

>>40238399
I think braindead zoomer cis males who browse reddit and religiously play TF2 would consider any wimpy but well groomed male to be a femboy, unfortunately. Most people don't think that way, but everyone uses the internet, so it's a little more pervasive than you might think

>>40237854
Flat ground, I am envious. Both the cities I live in are fucking rollercoasters, nothing but hills everywhere. While it's sometimes nice to get some actual exercise going uphill, I'd prefer mostly just zooming through flat ground racing others.

I'm not sure how steep a 10% slope is, but I wouldn't have the balls to try if it's both steep and sandy. Don't give up, practise somewhere and show that slope who's the boss

>>40238399
Idk, you kinda just are a femboy or not. Being a femboy just means you’re a guy that’s fem. Doesn’t necessarily mean you dress fem.

>>40238399
That just means you look like a girl

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