>>40219163Just the other day I was preparing to tuck into a plate of foie gras when I asked my manservant in assless chaps to fetch a bottle of Chateau d'Yquem '75 from the cellar. A look came over him and he paused, cocked his head and laughed heterosexually and laughed some more and bellowed "sir, are you a pooftah" and I punched him in the shoulder in a no-homo way and was like "you're right Jeeves, rid me of this gay plate and fetch me a bowl of rusty nails and a bottle of Ardbeg" and the gays were thrown into the lake of fire and us real men grunted and grabbed our balls and farted and jerked off to Penthouse together and became straight again, like God intended.