Someone tell me my chances as a chaser:
-Tall, twink muscle, unemployed neet, spend my days cooming and watching anime and hobbies
-hate women
-refer to trannies as futa or tranny
-like gock, just not in my butt, but will suck the gock
-have a huge hentai collection, and fap to futa exclusively
-horny all the time
-like sex and physical contact
-know all the tranny memes, oldfag

How is it? Can I get a coomer futa gf?

>>40222840 (OP)
you sound ugly and annoying

>>40222944
Based, so should I get fat and go for the fat ugly bastard angle?

>>40222840 (OP)
>unemployed neet
stopped reading there
every tranny here expects to leech off their bf
being broke won't get you shit

>>40222840 (OP)
What's jew daycare?

>>40222840 (OP)
do u have a good personality at least

>>40222840 (OP)
W-wow.. Anon.. you mean to tell me you're an unemployed neet hikky goonr whose only interest is anime and sex with trannies? I- I think I just wet myself...

>>40222840 (OP)
how tall are you? neet doesn't work i need to leech off you. watching porn all day is loser shit, anime isn't a hobby

chances are low desu

>>40223094
I could get a job after good sex, I don't wanna though, but I could, I guess. Fuck the wagecage though.
>>40223106
Middle wage office jobs
>>40223155
I think so! I don't use social media so all my affection will be towards my gf!
>>40223178
Can't help it with how sexy I am, but sorry babe, you're gonna have to get in line.
>>40223224
6'2 and I do other hobby stuff! But if I give everything away then some of my discord trannies will get mad at me. It's their fault for living too far!

>>40223270
>I think so! I don't use social media so all my affection will be towards my gf!
>But if I give everything away then some of my discord trannies will get mad at me
wat

>>40223270
hehe you're short

>>40223285
Yeah, I don't count discord tho. I don't post in servers or anything, I just use it for dm's and to play games with the boys (I know them all irl)
>>40223292
Naw, you're short! I'm a big tall man

>>40223309
i'm a few inches taller than you

>>40223324
Okay well my dick is a few inches bigger so that makes up for it shrimpy

>>40223324
u guys are such heighthons lmao are yall actually serious about 6'2 being short?

>>40223342
what's your dick length
>>40223345
joking... but yeah i am a heighthon

>>40223355
Proudly 7.5 from the bone!! But it's not sensitive at all from years of deathgrip multi day coom sessions, so like it really needs to take a beating

>>40223376
you're gonna need to sit down for this one

>>40223381
No, you sit down. I'm not listening to you, simple as.

>>40223399
8 :3

>>40223106
It was some post anon made about working with women that did fuck all and having 10 zoom meetings a day

>>40223405
IDC, mine is bigger, and it will beat yours up ez. Also, as the tranny gf you would be sucking my dick 9.99/10 times so really I'm the winner.

>>40223424
you're gonna get throatfucked sorry chaser

>>40223444
Fuck your trips!! I mean I WOULD but it gotta be a special occasion like my birthday or something.

>>40222840 (OP)
>like gock, just not in my butt, but will suck the gock

It was good until then but I'd only be okay with it if I could top and forcefem you

>>40223474
Naw my butt goes one way, I tried one time in like the shower and it was just painful.... and I do crossdress for cosplay but it's just for that. I wouldn't go fem beyond that, you're the fem one, you should be cosplaying for me in a cute outfit.

>>40223507
>and i do crossdress for roleplay
repper repper repper smelly agp

>>40223531
cosplay WHATEVER

>>40223531
Nope! I've done enough cooming to know what I like sexually. Cosplay has never been sexual for me (wearing). I just like making them and putting them together and getting complimented on the work.

>>40223507
>I do crossdress for cosplay but it's just for that.
You'll be on HRT before 2026 I guarantee
>Naw my butt goes one way, I tried one time in like the shower and it was just painful
>Retard didn't prep
When I tie you up and top you believe me it will be painful

>>40223531
>>40223546
Freudian slip I see, do you always dress up when you roleplay hmmm?
>>40223559
>You'll be on HRT before 2026 I guarantee
Nope! I been doing the cross play for 12 years no problems
>>40223559
>When I tie you up and top you believe me it will be painful
No way, I would NEVER let a weak tranny tie me up to do that. I'd do it the other way around and make you butthurt instead

I'm bumping my thread. I wanna talk to more tranny futa girls

>>40222840 (OP)
your chances are absolutely zero wtf

>>40224235
I disagree, simple as!

your chances are pretty solid

>>40224901
Thanks, I agree too. I'm a catch and I want a girl who is basically me but with tits and a dick too and long hair and softer skin (but is also just me)

Okay baby dolls, imma go drink a bit and then shitpost again tomorrow!