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qott: do you believe in aliens? ever seen a spaceship?

>>40233273 (OP)
is gay alien face real?

>>40233307
face real

Penis

i touched peepees with a reptilian alien in the summer of 2014 after discovering a flying saucer in the vicinity of wicomico county, maryland in the early hours of the morning

im an illegal gaylien

>>40233307
Gay alien face Israel

Im not gay

Today I will remind them: Holes and Soles

>>40233329
Post hole

>>40233329
no one here is

>>40233340
Do you prefer holes or soles?

>>40233329
me neither i'm bisexual i just pretend to be gay on here

seouls

When I was a kid I dream of giant eyeball aliens kidnapping me and passing and squeezing me around their eyeballs

>>40233273 (OP)
I've been on a spaceship and have met two different kinds of aliens. Reptilians and the Pleiadians.

>>40233380
I fucked an alien and he came green goo and it burned my skin off but he fixed it with alien medicine https://youtu.be/pzVqnIyFBFA

>>40233380
did you touch peepees with either

>>40233380
did you suck their cocks and fuck their butts and kiss them

Prison dick hits different

Hemlo

>>40233446
i bet u have a dark past and have killed before

>>40233340
once again requesting you post ass

Hmmm....

the fact that aliens haven’t abducted me and used my dick and balls in weird hybridization experiments makes me feel unloved :-(

>>40233399
>>40233400
it was weird, I grew up in naval housing with other kids in the neighborhood and on the ship we were all butt naked and they were examining our bodies. I remember some of the kids were crying. I was too young to know about sex or anything sexual. As an adult I thought perhaps this was a dissociation of child abuse that happened at the military base but I don't think so as another kid I talked with about it said he had a dream just like that too. I'm quite sure it was an alien abduction as I remember the aliens eyes and face and their skin.

>>40233502
that wasn't aliens. it was the government conducting secret experiments.

>>40233478
his cum dripping down my legs while my "girlfriend" watches and screams as blood pour down my ass while i'm helplessly clawing against his rock hard arms.... mmmm

>>40233466
He only posts receipts lol

>>40233524
Lol oh dear.

Cattle mutilation

>>40233502
do u think the aliens are in cahoots with the navy

>>40233502
What was the sex scene like in the naval housing

>>40233526
trip on lol

Feet

>>40233524
>babe, get over here. you're wasting it.

>>40233526
You're poor and cant do the same :p

>>40233549
Not a good band

>>40233478
>to all the feminists be honest would you rather hang out with your boyfriend or me, his gay rapist who has shown no evidence of being attracted to women or capable of doing anything other than loot and rape and other "lol might makes right! i'm literally mad max" antisocial behavior during the apocalypse
i'd ditch the vegan bf but this guy is probably getting shot between the eyes first chance he gets

>>40233564
Late

>>40233549
i know what ur referencing and thats just a weird way that dead bodies can decompose, its not supernatural

>>40233351
he said holes AND soles

>>40233570
literally doxed yourself over wanting to brag about sandwiches lmao. lolcow award 2025

>>40233463
decapitated that loathsome wretch

>>40233598
Omg hi haribo!!! Long time no see!!<3

>>40233598
Post hole

>>40233606
good afternoon my drilla my slime whats good
>>40233612
im not sure it would last the journey with the state of the royal mail these days aha x

>>40233596
no idea what youre chimping out about

>>40233623
haribo how tall are u :3

Why are lgbt people now supporting Iran? Because they got le btfo by Trump?

Pic related is what ‘Queers for Palestine/Iran/etc’ is fighting for, btw.

id like to clarify that nobody is a loathsome wretch i just wanted to type something retarted

>>40233638
who are you quoting

I ate 2 homemade burgers yesterday and today I've had really bad tummy ache and shat out about 4kg of poo

>>40233651
why are you bragging?

>>40233273 (OP)
No.

While it is almost statistically certain that other intelligent life exists in the universe, it is just as certain they never will, nor ever have visit Earth.

Some of the reason is the logistics, and that propulsion physics are the same everywhere.

But the bigger reason is that in order for life to evolve safely, especially to that degree of sophistication, the environment has to be extremely distant from active stellar phenomenon, which means each other as well. So they do not visit each other either.

The only exception would be if two planets happened to produce and sustain life long enough for it to advance in the very same star system at the same time by extreme coincidence.

Earth isn't in the greatest, safest location either, and has been nearly demolished numerous times.

So the farther away a star system is from the busy center of a galaxy, the more likely it can produce life. But at the same time, the dispersion means it is also likely to be extremely distant from other such planets. Planets mean stars nearby, and many stars together means a lot of disruptive stellar activity.

So we are all likely to never see each other.

>>40233660
lol sorry poorposter

>>40233651
Skinny queen

>>40233651
interesting because i also ate two burgers yesterday but they were from the market and already premade. i did not have a bad tummy ache. sorry about your loss.

>>40233660
It's bragging to be shitting my guts out in the 95c heat with no AC?

>>40233640
thats why u still have no bf
post wh dolls

I ate one burger that had the quality of two yesterday that were made from fresh wagyu and it improved my gut health actually and there was a 20 dollar bill inside

>>40233676
35c not 95c my bad
95c would be crazy....

>>40233517
I've thought about that but have no solid proof.

>>40233550
in a dream I had once there was aliens and nazi military (they seemed to be on the same side), and my grandfather gave me a sword to fight them off, perhaps they are in cahoots, at least one military faction is

>>40233557
in the part i lived in, it was for families, not singles (they live in barracks or off-base), so I didn't witness any raunchy behavior with men bringing home girls or guys from the clubs, i did overhear rumors about so and so's mom being a whore, and sometimes you would hear fights break out between married couples or them yelling at their kids, but other than that nothing out of the norm

i would ride my bike around the base as a teen and did run into some young military men who seemed happy to see me, so there is defintely those who were into young guys, never got kidnapped or seduced by any of them though

>>40233660
>>40233684
kek

>>40233691
Post hole

>>40233684
Post hairy tummy

>>40233624
im too pooor, cud never

>>40233623
> my drilla my slime
Your what? :s :-/
I’m doing amazing.. same old same old. Working hard but also living hard.
You sis?

>>40233724
>seething online and still doing nothing with the dox
lmao

i dont give a shit about space theres enough problems on earth. elon musk and his rockets are fucking lame too

>>40233638
because tighty-righties wanna send the boys to war. freedom isn't free.
lefties wanna bring the boys home because they don't think you can spread peace with war.

>>40233640
wus good my nuclea

why is my tripcode different now

>>40233781
happened to me too, we are cursed

>>40233744
I don't dox people. Yucko does. He doxed himself like the 80 IQ gimp he is.

>>40233781
Is your hole different

>>40233768
you're a trans woman now?

>>40233724
aint that the cashier name??

>>40233781
Post server reset shit. Some kept their trips some changed

>>40233789
It's a sign to fuck off

>>40233809
mmm ok, but only because u asked nicely

>>40233800
Receipts usually list the first name, or the first name plus last initial of the cashier, and it's not printed at the top of the receipt like that. Idk why you have so many devices to post here but you're not normal Andrew.

>>40233789
i am not cursed
>>40233794
no
>>40233799
idk what that is
>>40233806
sever reset?

>>40233846
4chan was hacked and down for like 2 weeks? back in April? and they had to reset things as mods/jannies and those who bought a subscription got doxxed

>>40233846
>no
post proof

>>40233678
>>40233104
Ugh, work is getting busy, so I won't be able to post anymore, but :3 and I'm excited to play this weekend.

>>40233640
Are you the other guy that plays osrs? Total level and raid kc if so?

>bought a subscription
lmao

>>40233845
I'm not andrew lol

>>40233876
You've never seen a receipt before?

haribo plays old school wow and would never dare meet me in the wildy cause id fuck his noob ass back to lumby

>>40233845
nta but youre projecting again trannysucker

>>40233894
Thorny you've asked trannies to post cock itt. Every post a projection, yucko being poor and having no future, and you being interested in tranny penis

Why do men stand and walk with dey fert pointed outwards òwó it is so sexy nyaaa~

>>40233845
we get it, bucko made a mistake and didn't realize his info was on the receipt, but what's the point of rehashing this for days now? he's still posting, he doesn't seem to care that you know his info

Faggot's dogma

>>40233974
If he'd managed to dox me as he was trying to do, he would be posting my doc too and probably much worse. Stfu faggot i know what I'm doing.

I wonder what it's like to be trans and have a gay guy tell you "you're the only woman I ever felt something for"
must be special :3

>>40233974
this. Theyre three hours away from each other. follow through with your vocaroo threats or stfu already

>>40234010
You're doing nothing lmao

Hello everyone! Guess who bought a nintendo switch!!
>>40233640
I'm a loathsome wretch actually
>>40234016
lul

If I ever troon out I'll take on the name Deborah in Debaser's honor.

>>40234039
I'd name myself Nonette in your honor, nonny

>>40234035
Hello post penis

I'd name myself Gigi in honour of this great general

>>40234027
Hasn't stopped you from reporting me to jan has it bumo?

>>40233640
Conceited cowardly bitch

>>40234070
I haven’t reported anything and you’re still a pussy

>>40234058
>Hello post penis
you first faaagget

gays are the final boss for man kind

>>40234078
I asked to meet me and you dropped like the bitch you are. Now you're mad because you doxed yourself and pretending like you'd do anything retard

>>40234107
Gays are the protagonists actually

>>40234107
I thought that was big boss from metal gear

>transitions to a woman
>exclusively wears latex and slutty outfits on camera

Was this "identity crisis" just a fetish with extra steps?

>>40234114
Why is the shirt ripped to shreds lol

I wish they would both die

>>40234114
Sorry, I forgot I would have to come to you since you don’t have a car of any kind lmao imagine. No car at 40.

>>40234135
David McCombe ripped it to show Ms Yucko that she was his property lol

>>40234132
>gaygen

>>40234136
trannyslayer needs to grow some balls or stop posting. he has all the info he needs on bucko yet does nothing with it

I miss tank

>>40234144
I gave you a pin and asked you to meet me there like three times. You're a faggot and one kick from my size 12 would put you in the hospital

>>40234158
He never will. He'll keep seething every time I post. I’m gonna chill in his city this weekend and he’ll still do nothing

>>40234161
no one misses you

i miss hyacinth

>>40234178
how could they? i haven't gone anywhere

I don't really know who's fighting who but if they live so close to eachother they should totally meet up and have gay sex and kiss eachother and maybe frot a little

>>40234117
not the. just one of.
you think you're the only protagonist running around?

>>40234176
Bring your 12 cousins crybaby. You'll need them

>>40234176
post pics when you do

>>40234161
i wonder if he ever got his license

>>40234132
Did she really SA hontra?

>>40234161
I miss him too

No because like that's actually crazy lol 740 lmao imagine not being a 614 chad

>>40234198
also they should post pics of it too
>>40234199
>protagonist
forget it I'm a total npc lol. I'm like an animal crossing villager or something
>>40234227
she tried to skinwalk her

>>40234176
>they lowkey fucking, but argue to throw us off their trail

>>40234209
lol I'll make live updates and prove he's all talk once again

>>40234261
What if a random anon shows up trying to suck your dick

>>40234194
Bouncy Hyacinth tiddys

>>40234214
he did

he gets locked in the lighthouse so he doesn't encounter the future version of himself in the present.

>>40234198
Would you touch this >>40234114

>>40233463
Nooo why would you think that ;-;
I don't even kill insects. I catch them and put them outside.

>>40234276
Until my throat recognizes every vein with deep and heavy eye contact

>>40234274
As if that’s not going to be the case

>>40234276
He was so hot. I wish he was my gymbro

>>40234291
you see humans as equal to insects? youre a deranged psychopath im scared of u

My pharaoh

>>40234276
coach klein said:
>what mama don't know, don't hurt mama

Incineroar ASS

>>40234280
hell yeah

>>40234289
that's clearly an older picture before he became a top

I keep all my money in euro because i trust europe.

>>40234308
you just know he smells like piss and wet dog

>>40234303
Whaaaat noooo I didn't mean it like that (〒﹏〒)
I just don't want to hurt anyone

>>40234364
that's just how white people smell

>>40234364
The dog is wet because he threw piss bottles at it. Poor thing

>>40234370
>>40234351
imagine how much worse old homeless white people smell

Scalped

>>40234386
like trannysucker?

>>40234355
How do you just become a top after looking like that? Idgi
>>40234386
You'll find out one day. Hang in there.

>>40234308
Actually pretty attractive shame hes so menthol

hate the philipines

>>40234434
I have no interest in Asia at all. There's so many cute little European cities I want to check out.

>>40233273 (OP)
I believe in aliens 100% and I know I've seen them in other dimensions they were grabbing people and pushing them into big juicers like wood chipper machines legs first called swirly whirlys they were draco reptilians

Falling head first to Hell; Hoping the devil's home.

I've clapped daddy cheeks before uwu

>>40234470
You were in other dimensions?

>>40233846
whatcha been up to this long luv?

can we come up with a new name for trannyslayer because he doesn't even know one slayer song

>>40234500
I could see into other dimensions and well yes I am from a dimension where they fired the nukes everyone died but then the world came back through some kind of process like in the endless expanse of space and time maybe there was another earth with the same people on it or perhaps through dimensions we just started out on a new world where they had never been fired at the exact moment in time where they had been fired

>>40234520
I listen to metal a lot but I can't sing it because I'm gay.

It's just like when your computer crashes and it's restarted that's what happened in my dimension

I can play angel of death tho

>>40234520
i like calling him gaylord yama

>>40234520
he's the only one that calls himself slayer anymore desu we all call him trannysucker or trannyshart

>>40234531
Were you also a pedo fucker in this other dimension

>>40234496
So you're verse :3

>>40234572
Im not a pedo I'm the opposite of a pedo I hate pedos

>>40234565
https://youtu.be/CZe7cbC2Jp8?si=FynbusSsfnio3qcE

>>40234520
lol @ that anon calling him out for being a poser with a thrifted shirt

>>40234570
Those aren't bands

>>40234590
You're not a pedo, you fucked a pedo. At least until he dropped you for a younger model

>>40234437
the gaygen tinychat used to be so much fun

>>40234610
Hey? Ur being rude :/ thats all he could afford

>>40234605
I don't listen to pop but thanks
>>40234610
You literally went off to discord to yerk it with acid washed Levi's lol. Calm down love

>>40234643
jaja bueno joke slayer king i subbing for the WHOLE MONF

Can we focus on my visions please

>>40234676
sorry i won't mention your pedo fucking anymore

>>40234610
Agro twink posters make me consider name fagging :x

>>40234434
I'm a Philip :(

nurse! hes having a modesto meth melty again

>>40234695
post philiphole

I had tons of visions when I was homeless

My boots are out for delivery! Guess today is the day I'll be going out without the medical boot.

>>40234676
Yes please continue

You guys dont have to be so mean to each other, just sayin'. Its not a good look and just brings everyone down and makes you look like children, is all Im sayin.

>>40234728
who should i be nice to inhere

>>40234685
you dont own individual flags and theyre done after today anyhow

>>40234719
Congratulations! I am glad you are recovering. I hope you like the new boots!

Thrift shirts are more authentic than buying new, and I scored an original Danzig shirt from 1988 off the first tour for their s/t album. Sold it for $250 to a girl from Florida because it didn't fit me that well, I'm tall and most t shirts are too short

>>40234727
I saw large black reptilian creatures who could shapeshift they stood seven ft tall and some of them were eating peepole
I saw a worm alien go into my arm while I was in the woods and then later I saw different kinds of aliens all over the place they were coming out of the river they lived in a dimension reflected against the water

>>40234733
People who aren't mean posting. Thats who I like to interact with.

I have to speak before city council cuz they're being fags about parking. Do I wait until they vote on my cause to drop slurs OR start with that to establish dominance?

>>40234774
Marina in Sacramento seems nice

>>40234775
>I have to speak before city council
That must suck. They are some of the most arrogant people to exist and they don't bother to hide their contempt for citizens either.

>>40234774
So...no one?

>>40234775
Take a huge scheiza on the mic and then cum on it

is dive!! as good as iwatobi swim club?

>>40234763
I wish I saw things like this. Schizophrenic people interest me from the perspective of nothing they experience seems mundane and tied to trivial daily life. It's like your always on an acid trip that never ends.

>>40234774
I'm nice to the nice people who aren't skeazy.

>>40234755
Same! I'm sure it'll be a bit weird walking around mostly like normal. I have an athletic brace I'll use, but it's still pretty close to normal.

>>40234882
how's your dick doing?

>>40234831
It was terrifying I remember walking around the city throat singing because a ancient native american girl told me in a vision (in English lol) that the only way to prevent the reptilians from biting my head off my shoulders was to throat sing because they don't like the vibrations so I was walking around holding my head and throat singing

>>40234903
can you throat sing on vocaroo?

>>40234892
recovering from the coomage

i need to be dominated by big cock

>>40234918
Same

>>40234913
It won't be as good as when I was throat singing for my life

>>40234918
>>40234926
wouldn't small cock be more humiliating?

>>40234918
big haribo cock

>>40234903
Yeah I would think the visions that you experience would be very scary, and you wouldn't be able to relax and just appreciate how crazy the things you're witnessing are. That's the problem. But it's also fascinating how when you see a schizophrenic person who is freaking out like you describe, they're actually seeing an entire alternate reality and that's what the responding to.

>>40234933
I don't want to be humiliated. I want to be fucked

I’ve managed to fumble my way into flirting with a qt on steam. He’s one of the uwuuu types, how do I make this work from here? He had expressed interest in hanging out and thought my flirting was cute

>>40234968
Hang out

Fat lonely sperg here, has ai evolved to the point where you can dirty talk with it in a gay context?

>>40234928
Can you throat sing while I shove my bwc down ur throat

>>40234986
Sometimes I go to a store late at night to buy cigarettes and the Indian cashier is this guy in his early twenties who has ai sexy voice laydee on his phone speaking Hindi the entire time. I can't help but giggle to myself every time I go in there..

>>40234968
>How should I make this work?
You can't. Uwu types are insufferable whores.

>>40234986
probably, but thats very wasteful
u should just dirty talk with the good folks of gaygen, possibly even on discord

>>40234982
But anon I’m severely autistic

>>40234882
I had to wear a boot and I know how much of a pain in the butt it can be.

>>40234986
yeah kindroid does that

>>40235027
What's wrong with insufferable whores

>>40235029
Na. How can any one take dirty talk seriously from a fat sperg with tits and a small penis? At least ai won't laugh at me.

Looks like I predicted the future, on pure instinct, yet again

>>40235031
And he thought it was cute

https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/29064847#top
I want to be fucked like that

how do you get a dummy thick himbo guardian bf like Barthello?

>>40235046
Everything. If I was with someone like that I would probably kill them because they always cheat.

>>40235061
Seems exhausting

>>40235027
Well that kind of goes without saying I guess

>>40235059
That’s a fair point. I guess my biggest issue when it comes to these things is the follow through. I start getting in my head too much… I said I’d buy him pancakes when we see eachother irl and he said he wanted me to drive him around

>>40235055
Why would he flame out at 18 over not being able to join the fire department? Doesn't make sense. That's like something someone would do at 40

>>40235061
Do you look like the bottom in that vid?

>>40235062
>bf and i

>>40234933
domination isnt humiliating, it is a benevolent act that emphasizes the top's pleasure. the bottom experiences immense joy when taken -in a natural sense, fulfilling his sexual duty. the pleasure of the bottom is not the goal, but a happy coincidence that is welcomed by good doms

>>40235053
I mean I would, maybe your pp is not that small

squeak

>>40235135
Its just over 4 and a half inches and I have no bottom tendencies. Send me the means and I will kill my self already.

Look at my cats these are the girl cats Mr pancakes Is my boy cat

Mr pancakes

>>40235123
>domination isnt humiliating
you're right about that
as for the rest of the sentence… i find all this rping quite wearisome

I'm drunk and in a bad mood and I'm going to make it YOUR problem

>>40235167
it isnt rp, do you even know how bottoms function?

fuck summer

This subway is mine for the slamming

I jerk off almost solely to twink hole yet I cringe watching twinks get fucked. Idk what my sexuality is.

>>40235179
pretend i replied with the smug frog lifting a champagne flute

brown boy summer

>>40235144
yea bro its over. no man will ever love you.

>>40235111
Theyre relationship goals frfr i wanna be a old skinny hag bottom with a labrador himbo bf so bad bros

>>40235150
>>40235162
Wow what beautiful kitty cats

I have a friend in real life that I casually message. He is straight and normal, but we get along. However I am absurdly anxious when people don't respond and it is going on 3 days. It is pathetic, and I know it is me.
My mind wanders:
-What if he doesn't like that I am gay and doesn't want to be around me
-What if he thinks that I am coming onto him and he is creating space
-What if I am simply just not as important as he is to me.

It's just anxiety. I wish I could cool it. Nothing from above has occurred, he is just young like me and we both have lives.

>>40235150
>>40235162
Ugly goblins get mogged by triple chad pussys

>>40235185
i don't, tell me

>>40235258
I manifested this

Fuck RuPaul's Drag Race!

>>40235267
Anon something probably happened to him u need to call the police

>>40235267
>What if I am simply just not as important as he is to me.
when you grow up, you realize that this is almsot always the case

Does this board allow posting of cock?

I hope karma never gets me for all the bad things I’ve said about fatties.

>>40235333
Let's find out together

>>40235343
I dont wanna get banned and I can't be arsed to reset my router. I just want to post my cock for scientific purposes

>>40235341
Shiza deserved it

>>40235364
Just because he's slavic?

>>40235363
Use unsee

>>40235375
No because she’s a fat bitch

>>40235363
post it elsewhere and link it

>>40235144
Babe, how do I put this...it's enough to penetrate a man, maybe you could lose fat and be the sexiest guy with a normal suzed penis? It will actually grow a but more

>>40235267
Anon you should know better than crushing on a straightoid by now

>>40235319
No I do get it, I am also aware that someone could maybe feel or have felt that way before about me. I wouldn't know.
In this case it is likely, but not to the extent I am worried about. Like I am a gay man, most men that I am close to will be important to me inherently.

>>40235268
Get a broom and sweep your room, and mr pancakes is adorable in his ickle sweater >:(

>>40235212
retarded fucking troon

>>40235363
Transmit it via telepathy

>>40235392
Most gay guys are too clingy and weird towards straight acquaintances. It means nothing to them while you're falling in love and obsessing over him.

i just want cinnabon

>>40235389
No, I don't learn
I actually just keep doing this cycle of crush, no crush, crush, no crush. Each no crush phase is me realizing that, "Oh hey, this guy is straight, you're not going to change a brick wall's feelings". And I go on fine for a month or two.

My issue is that I haven't slept well for about 5 days now and keep drinking caffeine. Those are both the same issue.

>>40235395
Silence twink the men are talking

>>40235415
Right, like my last message was literally nothing out of the ordinary, totally cool. And here I am freaking out that something has changed.

And even if there was something that changed, that isn't inherently bad, it just means that I'll still be alone, but now without a friend. Kidding, kind of. No I mean that people move on, and you move as well. Maybe I'll find someone else maybe I won't. Change is mandatory.

>>40235412
>>40235383
>>40235384
Give it to me straight doc, is it over?
https://litter.catbox.moe/q86gvzg4hxq8era9.jpg

how innocent and pure or bratty do you want your bottom to look? and how mean and aggressive do you want your top to be?

>>40235469
you have phimosis.

>>40235364
I fear karma doesn’t care about deservedness. I’m high key cooked. Imma be a fat bitch in my next life

>>40235469
oh boy i'm guessing you have no idea what phimosis is

>>40235481
I know

>>40235469
Cute slimy cock would gawk gawk and ride òwó and the socksies are cute too uuaaaahhh (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

Growing up is realizing that dan looked better and healthier as a chubby tubby before he turned into an aids corpse zombie

>>40235512
how old are you in that fat pic? is it real lol?

>>40235535
whatever makes him happiest is best

Do I look better fat
>Does anyone have any body pics from when I was skinny I need them for catfishing

>>40235552
Holy braaap hog

>>40235552
mating press prone bone impregnate

>>40235543
like 20? It’s 12 years old.

>>40235535
I am tall, active, count calories, do not snack, and get hit on, a kiss, or a phone number every time I go to work.

>>40235552
lmaooooo, how does your 45yo ex have a better body than you now?

>>40235579
My body has been ruined by pills

i had no idea pride parade was on yesterday here in nyc. so i was at a library in greenwich village. it was crowded already when i got there but when i got out after about 2 hrs, the entire area was filled. streets blocked off by fences. i went round and round for THREE fuckin times looking for a way out. and i hate crowds btw. so it was loud music and every homos in town had come out. several floats on the street. hot fuckin weather. and i was one man on a mission to get out of there
finally, i had enough and jumped over the fence to get across the street. then i eecaped the mayhem in the end

>>40235488
>Imma be a fat bitch in my next life
you're already one in this life, luv

Ideally I would gets it like this but I don't know how to lose weight

>>40235578
how did you gain the mass, from childhood on? and how did you lose it? and why, i mean what drove the decision

>>40235592
this is the most nu-york thing I've ever read

>>40233273 (OP)
i love my boyfriend and i want to be with him and have everything work out always

idk why me being skinny pickles some

>>40235512
Whore (positive)

>>40235607
you need to go on a Dan diet

>>40235469
No it's okay, I can see this thing topping successfully

>>40235607
Nooo ur perfect bby dummy thicc baddie

>>40235617
You are AIDs personified

>>40235607
was this pooner pussy through a couple deliveries?

>>40235608
yes my absentee parents fed me trash and I had to fix it by myself in my twenties. I got into cardio during all warm seasons and ate wheat bread sandwiches and salads for 5 years, followed by 2 years of dancing every weekend at the club drinking sugar free cocktails in addition to cardio and healthy dieting.

>>40235552
hwhite pig swine has no hair at all... ready for grilling

>>40235055
That he wasnt white? I predicted that too.

>>40235621
maybe I won't blow my brains out before 30 after all

The only ethical use of generative AI is to make pornography

>>40235631
bitter/virgin while I have hole on demand competing for my attention. Sad!

>>40235659
would

>>40235617
would

She gives me the vibes of "doing lots of drugs" and I don't care to know what kinds

>>40235683
This isn't the own you think it is.

>>40235676
pretty much

>>40235649
what made you start the process? want for segs?

>>40235705
why do they always have cigarettes

>>40235683
How can you be so old yet so lacking in wisdom?

>>40235705
>penny loafers
>athletic socks
What's going on here

>>40235645
Yes I've been mpreg before but I had a boybortion

>>40235731
persians

>>40235713
I wanted to be healthy and had an unhealthy relationship with eating for happiness like many overweight people do.

>>40235701
Yeah it is

>>40235719
Elaborate, please.

>>40235751
>>40235751
>>40235751

>>40235705
>mature braphog and his teenie master during their courtship refilling the gas of their car, circa 2025, painted using generative AI, in color

>>40235719
they're just low iq. normy shit. you can't increase aptitude. you can only increase storage space and memory.

>>40235756
You're what, in your late 30s or 40s? And you still act like a teenage whore. You still think like a teenage whore. There is no need for elaboration. If you had any self awareness at all you'd know what I (and most likely every one who has met you) am talking about.

>>40235705
how harry met sally