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im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now. im just stroking my shit Im horny as fuck man im a freak man like for real

>>40233607
if you haven't realized porn-induced gender dysphoria and aspergers go hand-in-hand then you haven't been paying attention. it's like 95% of transwomen

if you're going to trip then use a code, otherwise stay anon, no half measures

>>40233462
what and who is this about?

>>40233653
yeah but this guy pretending he's 90% of the thread is at the level of him arguing against his head mates
not even autism is like this

yo val im bored wanna fuck

>>40233715
just use a trip

>>40233718
>Valentine

>>40233718
ewwwwwwwwwwww

>>40233745
wouldn't change anything, he'd just keep doing it
happened to trips plenty of times before
at best you can just say that someone could verify it isn't me, but it's pretty blatant and obvious already

>>40233718
if you'd appear by magic i might accept

>>40233653
>90%
Fits together nicely with the percentage of AGP mtf portion of this community. Plastic straws and vaccines.

>>40233772
it's not obvious already, just trip

>>40233819
it's all AGP. there is no "HSTS", those who claim to be it were simply aware of what they were earlier in life. meta-attraction is an inherently AGP thing

>>40233772
Literally who tho

>>40233856
nobody knows who kiraki is, she's new

>>40233851
Too exclusionary and you're not considering trans women of other races and nationalities, many of whom show no outward evidence of AGP symptoms.

>>40233829
sure it is and that's not the issue here, he'd still be here making stuff up
probably someone that wants to chase off the 4-5 ppl posting

>>40233877
Can I guess one more time? The redhead from Hawaii

This xanny hitting frfr

>>40233877
just trip fuck sake

>>40233874
those thai boys are out on Puararia Mirfica from age 5 onwards. they never develop male sexuality. probably the only real trannies out there

>>40233898
I'm not even being mean when I say I don't know who any of those ppl are
the only names I recognized ppl post are edie, sheen, watashi, quids, and uh that's probably it
you could ask one of them who I am

>>40233980
Why u hate me sm bbg

>>40233988
I don't, it's just congenital resting bitch face

>>40233947
Autistic interpretation of hsts. The majority of trans women worldwide are hsts, counting black, Asian, Arab, and Hispanic women. White AGP autistic males are the minority of trans women. A very vocal and clownish minority, and entirely responsible for why the public has a negative impression of trans women.

>>40233760
>>40233762
val is legit hot af

>>40233916
Look it's you

>>40234060
she looks like a small jewish man

todays been pretty good. work is slow so Im just yanking my thang in the work bathroom. Im gonna go for another walk to get my steps in after work

>>40234220
Hot actooly. Need small man harem

>>40234388
Does Gremlin know you still thirst-post here every day?

>>40234388
you already got one navy

>>40234233
You've been on for like 38 straight hours lol

>>40233604 (OP)
>How do you beat the heat?
Staying inside. Sitting under shade.
Also, I just wanted to start going running again, but now I think I need to buy a really small sports bra just because it's not comfortable to run barechested now. But my boobs are still too small to notice. Inconvenient.

>>40234409
>>40234411
Navy looks like his hair is made out of steel wool

>>40234060
she looks like Paige

>>40234641
sir you are a paki

>>40234641
i think pooge is kinda sexy. id fuck her nazi ass and make her scream “black lives matter”

I saved a val unsee like a naughty guy. She looks mad hot in it

>>40234684
proof?

Mono pulling out his rockhard troon cock and ramming it in Kat's moist male 30+ asshole. They both scream and moan in pleasure. Two beautiful gay men in a sexual union that defies lesbianism and thus is more lesbian than anything else on this planet.

>>40234724
I can't post it dum dums

I’m just saying. Maybe Sophie enjoyed getting that Panzer cock? It’s not rape if their pupils turn into hearts. Ask any lawyer

>>40234796
you have my autorization

Sophie was pretty but very troubled. Didn't deserve to have lang's wang dox her like that tho

>>40234878
the IP tho

>>40234670

>>40234964
pink nippuls

>>40234912
>>40234964
nvm it’s embarassing

Wll i think i just fucked up and now i have to spend another year in bumfuck nowhere.

Anyone else having fun in a "dreamy" small town looking at the goddamn rows of plants and your local chemical plant wishing you could be in a city doing cool shit walking everywhere being a cool urbanite in bars and shit?

>>40235070
unless you’re a youngun or decided to work a job in a small town, just live in the city lol. did people here forget what being an adult is

>>40235096
im a retarded youngun and i wanna get the fuck outta here

>>40235070
sneak into the plant at night and take pics

>>40235070
No I let my young cool years slip by and didn't get to experience city life. Most American cities are awful anyway, too expensive to live in, with crime problems.

>>40235096
>large city rents in 2025

I dont think im an autistc man

>>40235102
Heh i am greatful for the industrial stuff, its actually pretty cool. It is kind of cool here, it just gets a bit old after 20 years and you can't really interact with any of it

>>40234964
this is revenge porn you shouldn't post it, it's evil and illegal

>>40234682
ewwwwwwww

>>40235183
it has nothing to do with revenge porn kek

>>40234964
brutha ewwwwwwwwwwww

>>40235099
Oh ok. it is what it is
>>40235116
To each their own
>>40235118
Small price to pay if you really really like the urban lifestyle. but, dopamine fried jobbers, who get bored easily, should just stick with cheap small town living

for a small price of 70% of your income

You don't really miss what you never had. I can remember the sense of urgency and feeling of frustrated restlessness at 20. Wanting to be a part of something exciting, and feeling like the timer on being young was running out. But it's stupid really. Like tht majority of humans that have ever lived didn't spend their lives trying to cling to being young, there was nothing advantageous in that. It's a western phenomenon, the rite of passage to spend years in clubs, doing drugs, prematurely aging, and then topping out at like 25.

>>40235316
I wanna go to college, but i was an idiot in HS who barely graduated and taking all these classes is the holdup so I can go to a good one.

I would violently suck dick for a cold beer rn

>>40235346
well technically im IN college but yknow... university.

I guess its just a year, I do like my family and I have projects around here I should wrap up.

Im very scared

>>40235346
That's worth your time, if you have a defined career goal in mind. Something you feel passionate about doing in the future. What sort of career goals do you have?

>>40235350
Make sure you dont vomit small tree sprigs or twigs out of NOWHERE after just eating a chocolate cake simply because you promised you wouldnt eat after 8 o clock and lying to yourself and god and harming yourself. Its happened

>>40235373
sweetie
meds

>don't use the most valuable years of your life having fun, socializing, building friend networks and potential future job opportunities through these networks
>remember no fun allowed only work

>>40235360
Someday I want to be a specific type of engineer. Really I think I could be a researcher even though academically I am mid (literal autism obsession lol), but you know gotta sigma grind and all that for people to take you seriously.

>>40235390
I did neither

just finished X, it was okay but I felt the ending was a lil weak, iunno...
anyways, going to check out summer sales soon
anyone going to get any new clothes?

>>40235385
I am a doctor anon. How do you differentiate benign from malign tumors on x-ray?

>>40235390
You can do all of those things from where you are. But whenever I would visit friends in the city, i was struck by how hedonistic and wasteful they were, which they could afford because their parents were basically their financial sponsors.
>>40235391
Respect. If you're serious about engineering then you should pursue it with everything you have. Gtg

>>40235432
ma'am I just wanted to degrade myself for a cold beverage

>>40235312
E-yup. But, just like how we pay a lot to fit in a body that feels like us. In this economy, we have to pay a lot to fit in a place that feels like you belong
>>40235316
Aint really that deep. some people just don’t like the small town lifestyle and it doesn’t fit them. but, in >>40235070 case. it definitely sounds like a FOMO phase in her case. she should probably just get over it.
>>40235390
it ain’t like that sweaty. these rednecks just enjoy their lives (I hope)

>>40235479
we really don't

>>40235391
>>40235453
most ppl I know said they want out of academics, so probably go for engineering for the private sector rather than research

>>40235496
I've heard that too, and it sounds reasonable. I really wanted to do this all my life and now I am finally functional enough to work towards it which is cool, but I still fucked up something and now I delayed myself a year. I guess it sucks lol

>>40235479
The option of being able to go out at a convient and enjoyable place sounds nice to me

>>40235524
basically you just get overworked and underpaid, there is a reason depression and suicidality measures go up with academic level
>but I still fucked up something and now I delayed myself a year. I guess it sucks lol
a year is not much in the long-term, I've had professors that only started studying in their 30s

>>40235594
I could do either, if academia sucks private sector sounds great too.

Really I just want to get out of here because I want to be able to, you know act gay troon out in public. I don't think that's entirely, reasonable maybe I just need the balls to be able to do it here, I don't think people here would hate me, they already know me as the friendly weirdo nerd guy idk if they would care much if I added to that.

>>40235661
but its also like, its a lot easier to get myself to do that if other queers and stuff exist you know?

>>40235550
it is nice. if you like the idea, go for it. if you’re one of those travel nomads or you see yourself as a city slicker, go for it.
I just dont recommend going for it if you’re in some faggy FOMO phase where you have to check every life box before some imaginary time counter ends

>>40235661
I guess, people will always find reasons to be rude anywhere, unless it's not safe where you are just got for it yolo

>>40235805
alright, im gonna need some alchohol to get started but im gonna try. I can start with my dad, we agreed we will get hammered and watch the Minecraft movie I can come out when we are doing that.

Don't do me like that
Don't do me like that
You know i love you janny
Don't do me like that

>>40235849
i've been trying to make tranny jokes to him to, the plan is to get him to suspect something up with me so its less jarring when that happens

>>40235849
good luck anon, hopefully you have enough independence and your family aren't bigots, just in case

>>40235888
oh they are like the least conservative people here, I don't know what's so scary lol

hi fellas

>>40235914
hey. wanna show me your fat gock and feet?

>>40235952
yeh i do gimme your disc

>>40234964
still looks like a man with makeup

>>40235952
aren't you bored of pretending to be other ppl already? I swear you're either one guy for 12 years or they just keep cloning one npc

>>40236044
You joke but Navy does still flirt with people here every day.

>>40236044
Use a tripcode

>>40236068
I think that's her nature. If you put her in Guantanamo Bay, she would start flirting with Al Qaeda

>>40236068
I joke but I'm not surprised some things don't change tbqh

does anyone know how to get their libido back if been on HRT for about a year? Does prog help and how much does it help?

>>40236044
shamefully this place is a magnet those weirdos

that bannana split looks so fuckin good right now dudettes

Do you think I could setup meetings with my friend at work for no reason just to talk so it looks like we are working very hard?

anyways... I'm going to go play some duo lingo so I can work abroad one day, and then going to sleep
nini thread

>>40236269
What job

>>40236120
what are your levels diva

>>40236120
It's so interesting how things change, a decade ago we were basically grateful it killed libido, now the new crop of tranners all seem to be horny

>>40236271
Goodnight. I'll carry the torch for you queen

>>40236463
> the new crop of tranners all seem to be horny
everywhere, all day i am affirmed in the fact that I'm extremely grannybrained.
HRT libido reduction is amazing!

>>40236520
based grannytranny

>>40236463
They're incels and former chasers that trooned because they were attracted to kawaii dickgirl long penis ahegao o.∆ aesthetic.

>>40233604 (OP)
>QOTT
>beating the heat
coffee.
black.
everyday.
only summer drink I need

>>40236544
im more of the weeb porn addict to cutie anime transgirl pipeline type of gal. just saiyan

the pickmeism is palpable as ever

>>40236601
Did you ever get bennies and he'll with food? Don't mean to be nosy just remembered how you struggled with that and that bothered me.

>>40236629
Just don't be an obnoxious gooner while calling yourself a woman
>OMG YOU PICK ME
ridici

Laguna never talks about gooning or being a gross pervert like you guys

>>40236785
she posted fat porn because nobody gave her attention

>>40236807
That's not the same tho. Everyone drops lewd for attention now and then

>>40236659
so far the only financial aid ive managed to secure myself is prying my gst away from some family who was stealing it
better than nothing tho
gonna eat good next month
and also maybe be able to replace some of my irreparable clothes
honestly otherwise i have no idea what's happening
apparently me and the senpai are moving soon
into like a house? maybe
with a new roommate who I know and is transphobic and beats me up alot
kinda had me all shook up lately
i really dunno what's gonna happen next
but i anticipate disaster

did the doodle challege get doodled?

>>40236426
No idea but injecting twice a week

he also likes to sexually harrass me yet he's a homophobic creep too
im gonna die aren't I
he's gonna literally kill me telltale heart style isn't he

>>40236923
thats sounds scurry

>>40236901
Wtf naz? I stopped following the thread about a year ago, and it seems like you're an even worse dire straits now than back then. I think you need an advocate to try to get program benefits and housing for yourself. Disability attorneys will do that for you. It's not okay to live with someone who beats you up for being trans. Have you looked into attorneys that will act as an advocate on your behalf?

>>40236935
yeah :|
but at the very least my cousin promising me a bedroom
hopefully with locks on the door

>>40236617
i'm the hard drug addict I don't care if I die overdosing on the streets like the piece of shit I am to brainwormed lateshit ngmi but now I'm at least sober and brush my teeth kinda tranny desu

>>40236945
>Have you looked into attorneys that will act as an advocate on your behalf?
desu i didn't even really know that was an option

>>40236989
based based based
based based based
based based based

>>40237002
I want you to Google search disability attorneys in you area. You never know what's out there and how much better your life could be naz. Take advantage of what's available, you've suffered enough for 1 life.

>>40236923
try to fix him and turn this into a lovey dovey fantasy story for yourself. only the richest of trannies turn such mistakes into opportunities

>>40237002
this yeh>>40237087
>>40236989
hell yeh.
it is p cool that even if transing dont work out theres always enough booze or fent right down the street to kill me.

Those who know :skull::::

>>40237154
Remember when salt larped about being kidnapped and held hostage by a raving horndog who wanted to sex her up? Lol. Salt's larps were so juvenile they were funny.

>>40237167
> enough booze or fent right down the street
yeah kinda wild I thought a lot about just giving myself an opioid overdose to end it. seems like the best way imo.

>>40237209
i think it might be very sicky and nightmareish. at least the first time i did an opiod and didnt know thats what it was i was in and out of conciouslness n vomiting. maybe enough of a whack and its just peaceful sleep 4ever with no struggling?

>>40237172
What are you cryptic posting about lézoomer

out the shower and ready to boymode at arbys like a real cowgurl•~•

>>40237240
Skibidi toilet new season
>>40237248
Can we fuck

ew

>>40237229
yeah the first few times stomach aches are expected but once you have tolerance it's v nice

>>40237248
show us your feet and gock. that’s the policy here

>>40237248
is he take u to arby's as date? (based)
or u work there?
>>40237276
yeh i member. kinda. always juggled different stuff. nvr rly got hyper hooked 2 one thing aside from alchy

>>40237265
disgusting sex pest

>>40236915
oh man I forgot about this
my humble attempt
yours looks good desu

>>40237334
You're literally paige bro

>>40237344
caring about what payge says is the equivalent of caring about what a mentally ill person says

>>40237359
I care about both

>>40237359
You should've gone for like
Caring about paige is like caring for a retarded kid yelling in the middle of the street
Or a schizo yelling at you while you're talking to someone else

>>40237334
i like the hand is fishooking the fat lady mouth.
i was thinking u should shave ur head.
>flexible, contortionist type shi
>melee weapons
>bondage
>gay
>italian
your basically already Voldo. commit 2 the bit.

Just 2 husky fellas rubbing their 1 inch dicks together to lesbian themes lol

>>40237282
does it have to be in the same pic?

Dark skinned men
Their fat dark cocks
Shooting their essence in my faggot whore mouth

>>40237515
>Shooting their essence in my faggot whore mouth
I liked this part. Needs a rewrite.

>>40237539
>shooting este scents en mi tacopipe

>>40237561
Let's calm our nuts paige

>Light skinned men
>Their economical, reasonable cocks
>Shooting their essence in my faggot whore mouth
Something like this.

calming nut balm.
part of my daily skin routine.

>>40237561
Not very romantic if we're being fair.

>>40237561
this is gold

>>40237606
Go kill yourself emo

>>40237384
I'm not Italian :(
Austria is not Italy!

i have a giant crush on tulips it's a shame she doesn't post much

>>40237282>>40237265
nahh bruh I've got busted ass size 13 stompers:'(
how about titty pics after work, gooners? :P

>>40237632
I don't know if I care about your tits but I do now your face is beautiful so let's focus on that

>>40237629
hi tulips

>>40237319
work unfortunately but i like my lil sandwich making autism job, it's like papas burgeria irl :3 i might go on a date soon hopefully cause a guy from my old friend group wants to date but idk im like nervous ig, i only transitioned like 7 months ago°~°

>>40237628
nawwww u a italianaaaaaa

>>40237665
gl with everything ygmi etc etc

>>40237665
Suck his dick. It'll be good for him and you. Trust me.

>>40237687
heresy

>>40237648
i wouldn't wanna be tulips but she's just really cool

Lagooner already getting cucked lol. Hsts gang gang all day.

>>40237728
>>40237334
>disgusting sex pest

>>40237733
Does a visitor in a museum feel bad over not being able to possess the paintings or do they appreciate the art while they're there.

>>40237755
I'm not the one harassing strangers for sex

>>40237769
Its not serious you retarded autist

>>40237087
oh wow
there's honestly alot more lawyers in this city than I expected in general whew

>>40237728
Where his hands go

>>40237777
being a sex pest ironically is still being a sex pest

>>40237787
don't tell him, but his bf ground them up, cooked them, and mixed it in with the dog food he eats once a day lol

>>40237787
don’t ask. pls. paiyge will come up with the most retarded lore

>>40237733
trannies can't be cucked because we're infertile so we know the kid isn't ours.

The solution to having to not being able to have protags of both genders in games due to the extra effort required is literally just making 1 androgynous nonbinary protag where you can choose pronouns

>>40237806
How did they get disconnected from him?

>>40237809
Too late

>>40237731
yea she is, have you seen her naked?

>>40237812
That makes like 87% of people annoyed though

>>40237838
oh yeah but I don't think I've seen all the pictures

>>40237821
sex

>>40237812
>not having male and female protagonists is a problem
retard alert

>>40237843
Deserved for not accepting nb andro people
Link from btow was designed to both look like a man and a woman and cross dresses etc and no one had a problem with it
Now just do that and use they them pronouns

>>40237858
there's only one.

>>40237872
Paige can you stop fucking replying to me or use a name I can filter

you wouldn't eat your own hands

>>40237882
i mean if we're talking about fully naked then yeah I've seen that one. also hi tulips

>>40237872
I was hoping he was a caring protector not a mutilating sadist, maybe the twink would get some robot hands in the future

>>40237902
How much money to eat your hands?

>>40237812
nigga. that’s gay as shit. no one would play that

>>40237920
I like the idea of both
mutilating sadist who goes a little too far and then turns into caring protector
maybe he could get removable robot hands, so if his bf feels like it's on his best interest they can be removed (for safety) like if the twink want to self harm, or they could be put back on so he could look normal on a night out so ppl wouldn't call the cops

>>40237875
Not really able to universalise that
What's the problem with playing as a character though? Like, I don't need my valiant knight to look like me or be the same gender as me

>>40237967
Maybe they're experiments for the greater good rather than just sadism and an accident happened and the twinks hands got blown off

>>40237987
u don't have main character syndrome though, a narcissist needs the character to be an avatar for proving how cool they are, and having a unique character steals the limelight from the player in a way that a narcissist finds threatening

>>40237987
Playing a dating sim with a self insert protag that's the opposite gender and only has straight dating options is awful
Like if you're intended to self insert and the protag isn't really a character anyways why not have both genders
>>40238012
Paige can you please and I'm begging you to just fucking kill yourself please

taco taco taco feed me me tacos

>>40238011
that sounds cute too

>>40238020
If it's a game where you play as you then usually you get the option to customise the character don't you? Idk if you can have a character thats like a tabula rasa, what if you're a huge buff guy an enby smol bean won't feel representative

I would I could come up with and draw cool things successfully
maybe one day
gotta keep working on writing the vn though, even if the art isn't finalized

>>40238112
That's an excuse, it'd still be better than simply being forced to play as a generic person of the opposite gender
The persona series has this problem where after p2 all the protags turned into blank slates that didn't speak and you're meant to self insert and engage in dating sim sections

Laguna and Paige will be the surprise mtfg couple of '25. Paige tops.

>>40238038

>>40238143
I think I'd rather play as a fully formed person rather than a one size (doesn't) fits all androgynous attempt to be everything and nothing, if it's a game where you're supposed to be yourself then it needs a character creator screen or w/e

>>40238203
It is literally the same fucking thing as the a "one size fits all protag" but instead of being male they're nonbinary what the fuck even is the problem

We need ICE in here ASAP. Fucking gross illegal shitskin needs deportatoin fast

>>40238221
What is an example of a one size fits all male protag to you?

>>40238253
Every single one in persona do you even play games

>>40238259
Not persona

>>40238236
good call willing it into existence <3

>>40238221
you got a fat ass shawty but that’s all you’re good for because your opinion is dogshit. who the fuck wants to be a “non-binary”? that won’t sell in Japan. thank god we don’t got braindead baddies like you making games

I want to keep the flags year round

What happened

>>40238342
/pol/ has flags year round

>come back 3 hours later
>postcount is lower than before
says a lot about how much some ppl post

>>40238356
nothing just daily pedro spergfest into daily pedro janny sweep

>>40238160
linguini is at least 20 years too young, plus paige would never top

>>40238374
lol

>>40238374

こんばんわ :D
todays pretty slow

>>40238436
But the board told me hsts tops and agp doesn't top.

>>40238477
A certain custodian is having her queeriod today.

>>40238522
I mean generally
I haven't done much today and its been v warm x.x

>>40238580
yeah it’s pretty warm. i love cooming during the summer though. im sweaty as shit and my girlstank reeks up my room teehee

um ok then

>>40238681
do you ever feel like you have a good idea and story in your mind but it's all mud when you try and make anything and it's demoralizing and then you think about getting a proper job but that would be even more of an energy drain so things would stall and you just want to kys bc you're just not right for this world

>>40238727
page. the only thing holding you back is your permanent mental illness. nothing else

>>40238758
ty that's very kind and encouraging! I'll just keep trucking

>>40238727
well, rather than going straight into it maybe it would help to try writing a general outline first, develop the idea more
then try to start writing it
>and then you think about getting a proper job but that would be even more of an energy drain so things would stall and you just want to kys bc you're just not right for this world
mh
thoughts like that aren't productive, like.. all they're gonna do is make you feel worse, its better to try to focus away from those kinds of thoughts

Gotta keep it a buck. Female woman are better at being woman then male woman are.

>>40238474
Get a better wig, learn feminizing makeup and you will be very passable

>>40238963

>>40239006
why are you in gay harry potter cosplay now

>>40238160
>not Laguna X Paul

>>40239113
No tops in that relationship

>>40238642
u are so gross
also stop impersonaating ppl

im dat nigga doe fr fr

Is Mel in this thrad

Mel is husstusse. Wouldn't be caught dead in ewgen

>>40239329
honestly this is too fem kek

>>40239329

Smells like stinky masala

Anyone feeling grooby right now

>>40233980
didn't sheen eat you?

fard

my therapist missed our session a few days ago and I haven't heard from her at all
at least I'm doing alright bc I can make at about how I feel

>>40239598

>>40239329
>>40240306
Even AI knows a hon when it sees one, oof.

u ever just feel severely depressed

>>40240448
i'm soda pressed man :(

>>40233604 (OP)
can I get some thoughts on progesterone?
I'm almost 2 years on HRT overall but I got way too low of doses at first so my E levels started getting good around 14 months ago
what I read made it seem like there was at least some change prog too early could reduce breast growth, so I decided to wait
I've heard starting when breasts get to Tanner 4 can be good
when did y'all start prog and how has it been?

>>40240448
I just feel tired

do any of you adopt the feminine version of your birth name? it feels like you all pick the worst girl names i've ever seen

my name is alice :)

>>40240695
Hello Alice, I'm Ingrid.

I'm tryin to smash some box yo like just staight get it in yo like box be smashin yo type shit

>>40239563
> Mel is husstusse
Source

mel gibson

ok finally dad my injection, now I can try to go to bed

>>40240647
sad and relatable

>>40240688
all the time for real

>>40240689
I pulled up a birth name chart for the year I was born, found where my birth name was in the rankings, and looked for a similarly ranked name with a similar vibe in the girl's names part
simple desu

>>40240703
I have a female great aunt who was named Ingrid, but we called her Inge

Mel gibbon

>>40239935
I don't remember that...
why did she say she started eating ppl or something??

my onions mog me bros ;=;

>>40241659
i gotta try baking an onion one day

>>40234411
>>40236068
>navy
That Anon wasnt me lmao, yall suck horribly at identification of anons. This is my first post here in 4 weeks now but it's cute to see I'm still in all yalls walls :3

>>40241778

Place is pretty dead it seems, but it's funny I can come back after weeks of being away and still have 2 delicious delicious mentions. Anyway see yall in another month or so, enjoy your well spent time here :3

>>40241820
cya mike take care broski

>>40241820
K brillo head

apt is giving me 800$ for signing my lease early. or so they say.

literally has been months since I last slept a full night
this couch is killing me

>>40241925

why are you sleeping on a couch

>>40241930
reasons

>>40241945

at least get an air mattress

been turtleheading for like 30 mins now but i'm not sure i'll be able to fight back against the next natural push my rectum does and it might plop out

You faggots cry way too much for your own good. It genuinely feels like the only way to get you to stop is just to give you a fat smack sometimes, either that or lock you in a room till you stop.

>>40242100
Spoogey poogey loony troon
Poop and piss makes him swoon
He goons off to the smell of his own bowel vapors,
Is it any wonder ex bff filed restraining order papers?

oh god it plopped oh my god it's such a mess i was clenching my cheeks so it just squeezed through and it's everywher oh my fucking god

>>40242274
d00d

>>40242274
this. most trannies have no idea what its like feeling with their "feelings". its fucking tiring

>>40242331
dealing*

fed thread

i hope it will be a good day ^^'

While I'm chilling at this beautiful beach you're all being gay broke losers. Think about that.

>>40242445
Post yummy legs x.x

I ended up with sand on my cheeks after swimming somehow
>>40242462
500

>>40242487
>I ended up with sand on my cheeks after swimming somehow
:()~~ i know a way to get that sand off of you luv
>500
ok but for 500 we kiss and hold hands on the beach together

>>40242495
If you look good enough sure

>>40242525
We'll make it 1k then. Gachas don't buy themselves, i think idk.

>>40242445
Thats Miami

>>40242445
are you the person without a single friend

god damn my bussbuss stanks today like that extra sulfur smell type stank

>>40242563
I think. Youre so lucky to be born there. We only have 300 km of beaches

>>40242563
Wait that's not laguna? Offer rescinded.

>>40242572
many such cases

>>40242445
ew spanish </3

>>40242593
Can be california

>>40242560
:/
>>40242563
Ja I'm not like you poor midwesterners lol.
>>40242572
You mean the based person? Yes that's me
>>40242596
Quien te cree tu joputa a mi se me habla con el mismo respeto que a tu mae eh

>>40242602
please drown

>>40242602
>Quien te cree tu joputa a mi se me habla con el mismo respeto que a tu mae eh

my boss and i cuss at eachother all the time lmao. australia is the superior country and im glad to not call myself a eurofag <3

>>40242601
We don't have that kind of palm tree here and it doesn't look like one of our beaches at all

>>40242607
Gotta play p3p first
>>40242619
Horrid bait ngl

As head of the tranny council I am calling an effective tranny, ban on Top G.

>>40241925
couch surfing sucks ass so bad
hope u get a proper bed

I like brown girls and always have but I'm racist too.

https://youtu.be/4gRZrMcOKIc?si=8_qcbSPknXkmJkWi

>>40242602
>Midwesterners

why do you sleep on the couch? tell...

>>40242686
New larp

>>40242717
Post hole Pilar. Enough is enough. I've known you a long time now and I want that hole

Hmph that line works in chasergen.

>>40242717
can you not reply to me you pathetic obese loner ty

>>40242768
You're literally val bro

Im writing a book

>>40242813
i could be anyone it would still be better than being you rotten teeth

last post for u, time to go back talking to your imaginary discord friends

>>40242813
Vals way hotter. I could fuck val after a few drinks.

>>40242852
Oui oui monsieur

>>40242861
oh is val french?
that would explain a lot

Face looks kind of busted I'm ngl but I'll have her wear the hijab and naky from the neck down. Party

>>40242717
kill yourself pedro

Val post butt. I'm done with Laguna i need a real woman

Feeling like Jesus the way they hate me for saying the truth

>>40243058
Just like Jesus you're a virgin with a group of 12 men in your entourage. Jesus was a carpenter and you're as flat as a board.

>>40237882
how are you doing today tulips?

>>40235387
Didn’t see this cuz I was at work, which one of you terminally rarted hons just compared a couple drops of precum to the most viscerally repulsive case of swamp ass you will never experience

XANNNNNNNNNIIES PEDRO NEEDS HIS XAAAANIES RAAAAAARGH *eats entire kitchen*

I feel so happy when I get to go outside as Alicia!

Guys.. stop.. please...

wo

No.. stop...

>>40242816
You should be gooning your clitty instead! Good girls goon their clitty!

need daddy bf to crush my prostate and squeeze my ass and call me a good boy for taking his dick so eagerly

I wonder why the thread is dead

>>40243242

>>40243242
All the insane trannies are on discord or chasergen

>>40243257
I didn't post
>40243188
>>40243221
Or
>>40243167
>>40243121
>40243098
>40243084
Our system thinks your post is spam please

>>40243261
Chasers and chaser accepting people both aren't humans at all to me

You're a feminine soul who foolishly chose to reincarnate as a man.

feeling unamused because i can’t speak about my feelings, maybe im a woman after all

whats your favorite MRE, mtfg?

for me, its menu 23 pizza slice with the cherry blueberry cobbler
maybe i will offer my gf some of the good ol coffee, instant, type 2

>>40243469
Girls frontline

Why do chuds always have such fat gigantic cocks? >.<

It's not fair! I always get nervous around them because they're so hot and their cocks are normally so big (>w<)

>>40243505
i love gigantic cocks so much sob

>>40242816
what is it about?

>>40243505
nice try chud but chuds have tiny pps

>>40243551
there are no "chuds" you fucking retard. your strawmen aren't real, stop having aspergers

Just told my gf how much i love big cocks and now she sees me as a faggot -_- What a fucking biggot i thought we were in 2025

>>40243098
>long philtrum
>beady male eyes
>nasolabial folds at 20
>male chin
Why do you people thirst for Laguna again? Is it because she's young?

>>40243653

>>40243653
fat ass

^

>>40243675
lets get you out onto a tray, porky
NICE!

>>40243675
not the flex you think it is lmafo

>>40243653
>Why do you people thirst for Laguna again

Not a single soul does lol

>>40243675
You just confirmed everything I pointed out.

>>40243631
kys

I've enough speed cards stop giving me fucking ssr speed cards I've a dupe of 1 of them while having 4 speed cards I need anything but speed cards please lord
>>40243703
>>40243709
>>40243726
Post yourselves and let's compare kings

>>40243700
uhh sweaty your shoulders and ribcage...

>>40243675
killing myself

>>40243700
post ass

>He got exactly what he deserved

more than 20 people at work are getting laid off next month

>>40243700
>sucks in and hard as he can and takes the pic

Hey Pedro maybe you should take a few xannies to relax and go for a swim? All your problems will go away...

>>40243770
let me guess. IT?

"Sailor Boy" hardtack is the hardtack for me

when did gooner get so fat? is that taco meme not really a meme?

>>40243791
no it's catering

>>40243743
>>40243768
>>40243775
>>40243778
>>40243820
Post yourselves and let's compare kings

Imagine posting a pic of yoruself on 4chan lmfao holy autism

>>40243820
Everyday his sits as his deck eating junk food and spamming a thread where everybody despise him and.... that’s it

>>40243840
You already spend your days making edits of me and attempting to harass me here at this point what's there to lose?
>>40243844
I eat once a day and I post to spite all you extremely miserable people so you accomplish nothing and I can continue to rub every single good thing I do on you so you keep on crying

Feeling down? At least you’re not Pedro lol

Pedro even your parents wouldn’t miss you if you were.. *gone*
Why keep suffering then? You know you want to go

>>40243833
this is me

yay glad i get to keep the flag for a couple more minutes

>>40243867
https://youtu.be/JW68goC4_es?si=Qt4VAWG-QHrFPXp0

>>40243874
what if they're staying this time

Did they really all fuck off this easy? That's kinda depressing

you really have a fantastic life huh

>>40243958

Crying rn

Mate that's it? One image? Come on now

the flags are gone :(

>>40244077
It's like 9/11 all over again

>>40244019
0.O

>>40244082
we just have to wait 365 days to get them back

>>40244019
imagine looking WORSE THAN JADE nahhh unc is the special edition dorito shape

>>40244165
Frfr ts not skibidi at all bro :skulllll:::

Why was the thread dead again guys

Hi everybody my name is Ash, I'm 29 years old and enjoy welches fruit snacks and mpreg

why are the videos of people being blown up on here but zero lewds being posted?

Dang I probably reminded the mod to remove the flags after they forgor :(

>>40244325
*inflates u making u big and round*
:)

>>40244299
you'll be banned if you post stuff like that. there are other boards to post nudes on, go there

>>40244333
Don't reply to me

>>40244342
Lol lmao

>>40244342
I apologise for my dear wifes behaviour, she is very unwell and it appear the weaather of late has affected her humours
I believe this screenshot to be what she is referencing, though for what purpose I do not know
please accept my apologies for this and graciously excuse my dearest wife for her spell of joyous whimsy

>>40244369
I don't care

>>40244380
wouldst thou care to throw rocks at us in retribution, lady laguna?

guna won

>>40244419
u chronically lost lol

muh dick won lolollololololollollololollolololololollolol

こんにちは
today is very dull..

>>40244498
when is it not these days?

A-ah! I-I can't believe this—w-wait, is this real?! M-maiq didn’t say anything, and Salt—Salt would’ve *definitely* made fun of me by now if it were true! I need to confirm! Maybe it’s some kind of weird MTFG health protocol?? But—but pooge never mentioned anything like this in any of his lectures!! Is this a *tgirl* thing?!"

Penis Inspection Day’... no record of it in any official curriculum or MTFG health guidelines. I-I don’t want to be unprepared but this just seems so *unprecedented*! What if it’s a nomi plot?! That’d be such a weird thing but it’s *possible!*”

E-excuse me! I just need to verify something about... h-health regulations! For research!! Definitely not personal!!

>>40244380
damn, bringing down the whole lgbt aesthetics...

I'm not showing you my penis, creep

I'M GETTING RAPED WHILE TYPING THIS AHHHHH

**Darius Valentius**
"Have you heard the tale of Paige the Eternal?"

**Miriel of Cheydinhal**
"Oh yes. They say she haunts the Scrolls of Mtfg. A ghost of the old threads. Seen by many, trusted by none."

**Darius Valentius:**
"Some claim she ascended… others say she detransitioned and walks among normies now. A tragic heroine, or a cautionary tale."

**Miriel:**
"They speak of her as though she were a Daedric Prince. The Prince of Failed Passes and Doomed T4 timelines."

**Darius Valentius:**
"A cruel fate. First she was worshipped... then shunned. Her posts dissected by anons like entrails by a hedge witch."

**Miriel:**
"But she returns. Always. Like a cursed ring from a forgotten dungeon. Someone posts the archive. The same webm. The same image."

**Darius Valentius:**
"It's said that if you whisper her name thrice in a Mtfg thread... a fresh newfag will ask, 'Who is Paige?'"

**Miriel:**
"Madness. True madness. But... I do sometimes wonder what became of her."

**Darius Valentius**
"Perhaps she was never real at all. Just a myth we told ourselves, to pass the time between hrt cycles."

yep, that’s page eight

>>40244629
nice post

>>40244537
babe thats an england only thing
idk pooges dad probably still does it but it's not something you need to worry about yet

>>40244644
Thank u I worked hard on it
>>40244653
Oi guvna it's penois inspection day

having cishon coworkers is the best

rapehons???? In /mtfg/? It's more likely than you think!!!

>>40244663
u gotta loiscence fer dat cawk?

>>40244696
must stink

>>40244719
wdym!

not all rapehons are transbians, but all transbians are rapehons.

yep, that’s a nine

>>40244725
like porporei and drug store fragrances

>>40244629
LMAO beautiful

>>40244842
nice codpiece

>>40244729
incel moment

the Medicaid provision that would bar medicaid covering transgender healthcare is out of the national Trump spending bill.

>>40244903
so its not going thru?

>>40244842
you actually read posts like that? damn they're always hard skip you know it's cringe c&p fag shit. then again this is paige so it actually checks out and makes a ton of sense nvm

>>40244911
consider ritalin
and do the heath ledger impression then leave already

>>40244909
even if the bill passes, that part is out.

>>40244937
siiiiiiiiiick

>>40244937
lol @ the trannies who killed themselves over it

>>40244873
Girl, I'm getting dick left and right. It comes with passing and being straight

>>40245001
sure thing sweaty

>>40245001
>>40245001
>straight
>getting dick
lol lmao
is the dick even any good? or are you in a moap situation where u let random uhhh LVM fuck you

who cares about medicaid trannies. like maybe get a FUCKING job you worthless leech on society.

>>40245030
post paycheck honnie

>>40245018
I have standards. Only hot guys are allowed to fuck my poop hole

>>40245042
do the joker already faggot

>>40245030
not everyone can be a sysadmin

you guys should save your butthole for marriage

>>40245030
it would be a step towards banning hrt entirely

>>40245050
Silence transbian. Lesbianism is already gross, transbianism even moreso

>>40245052
you work 20 hours minimum wage and you don't qualify for medicaid. medicaid is for worthless faggot retard failures

>>40245080
glass house anon
gooner replied to you lately?

>>40245116
>worthless faggot retard failures
that 90% of trannies tho

>>40245143
trvke….

>>40245118
Just stop being a transbian, anon. You're embarrassing yourself. You already like gock. That means you like cock, too. And you'll like it more, trust me. Been there, done that.

>>40245272
nah men are gross
exhibit A. (you)

>>40243675
sex

>>40245030
you can have a job and have shitty medical insurance that covers nothing

A funny joke would be my penis in Laguna's holes because she's gay

I prefer MY gay s3x with estroginized males

still summer huh