For me id like a gal who was up for like adventuring and and doing exciting stuff like trespassing into buildings, impersonation of workers. And also some gal who i can i just chill with and be open about with all my fucked up thoughts, and maybe even laugh about them....
I think thats kinda ideal..

>>40234459 (OP)
1: she likes me
thats it

>>40234459 (OP)
girl who hug

>>40234459 (OP)
>indie game designer and programmer
>dabbles in music and photography
>able to appreciate every genre of media
>likes casual urbex and going on walks around the city and going on spontaneous mini-dates
>fast walker with an adventurous spirit
>strong ethics and sense of social justice including animals rights
>absurd and memey sense of humour
>likes taking sudden detours for out-of-the-way PDAs
>enthusiastic and encouraging/bratty sub with a masochist streak

>>40234459 (OP)
> probably audhd
> cuddly
> gamer
> goth/emo/metal head
> foodie
> smart
> likes kids
> taller would be preferable but taller than me is extremely unlikely

>>40234459 (OP)
>Super sweet guy
>smart and can have meaningful conversations
>also kinda mean in the bedroom though

Thats ideal but also bonus points if theyre 6ft+ and have nice but short facial hair. (Again not required)

they just have to be like Denji

>>40234459 (OP)
>audhd
>likes hiking and outdoorsmanship generally
>likes books and stuff
>sadistic and at least somewhat sexually dominant
This person literally does not exist.

>>40234459 (OP)
Brutal Anal Rape (Receiving)

>>40234459 (OP)
>quiet
>doesn't try to get my attention
>doesn't leave the house (is a shut in)
>keeps a comfortable distance from me (preferably across the room, or in another room) unless I feel like it
>doesn't want sex very often
>happy doing our own things
>but doesn't try to do stuff with other people either
>still eat together
>still cuddle together at night
i'm mentally ill. my ideal relationship is more like owning a cat than having a gf. i don't know why i'm like this

>>40234459 (OP)
a girl who is nice who loves me who i love and who i can tolerate sharing space with and who i feel safe around

>>40236897
also bonus points if dom

>>40234459 (OP)
>post srs or at least is happy with me wanting srs
>very patient
>mature
>pretty
>okay with light pda
>really enjoys cuddling and making out to cutesy love music all day
my favorite days are when i wake up next to the person i love and we cuddle and kiss and listen to cute music all day, then make food and watch something, then go back to more cuddling while we call each other beautiful

>>40234459 (OP)
>trespassing into buildings
That shit is illegal as fuck!! >:(

one where I would be in the position from which I cannot conceive of an ideal relationship that does not fall short of what I already have