Thread 40247719

old >>40245219

thought on steroid users?

>early
Pædophilia

Liver King > Joe Rogan

Feet

>>40247734
thoughts on steroid users?

you're so worried someone will call it cisgaygen you have to make an early thread. trannies are so fragile

>>40247748
rogan would never apologise for his mistakes, he isnt a real man

>>40247719 (OP)
unfortunate face, did he used to be fat? that's some huge skin folds

>apologizing
Nothing dries a woman up faster

>>40247778
i think its mostly genetics, hes 50ish i think
hgh makes your head grow a little so maybe?

>>40247794
i think he stopped the steroids and his face deflated, like the rest of his body

I approve of earlier and earlier threads to prevent the people I don't like from making the thread first, and we all know that they would cheat to do it.

>>40247753
their veins always look like they're about to burst

I just got the most condescending look from the front desk hotel clerk when I told her we didn't need a 2nd bed. Made me feel like the only gay male in existence.

>>40247777
They're both manlets and Rogan is supposed to be a 9th degree black belt in bjj. Sad.

lol based keep the homeless from making threads

>>40247839
damn, make sure the slice vertically not horizontally

do you think its good for young men competing in sports to use steroids?

>>40247838
Like my cock veins when I see u Delphine

>>40247839
leave a scathing review

>>40247874
>men

>>40247874
>painted nails

>>40247839
poo in the shower

it's called prednisone and i hade posion ivy in my ass crack from wiping because i didn't wash my hands after playing in the yard before going to the bathroom.

fuckin' retards.

like i know i'm stupid, but you guys... you're special.

I miss Laraposter

>>40247874
bricks?

Fem bottoms be like:
>I want a straight man who doesn't like men to fuck my male poopy hole. Is that too much to ask?
Harrr harrr and heee heeee

>>40247917
Bricked, i.e. erect

>>40247921
never heard that one

>>40247719 (OP)
MAYNARD!! PLEASE

I want to ride

Your penis

- keith

/gaygen/ & _____ should team up

>>40247997
/hm/

>>40247997
/fit/

>>40248023
/hm/ is awful, the one filipino moderator on there should be fired

>>40248083
Ntm on Xanthippe

i just...

you're gunna make it brah.
then you die.
such is life.

I'm want to cheat on my boyfriend...

>>40248209
What year were good haircuts invented? This photo doesn't look THAT old

mirin

>>40248216
whore

>>40248230
>haircuts are for bottoms
>you just tren this in my voice

>>40248083
i think we should be have a nsfw version of gaygen

>>40248256
I don't know hims voice

deltoid becoming a washed up crypto scammer

got lucky with melon 4/5 overall
this and glass milk for dindin
gonna shit all night!

>>40247997
/b/

>>40248276
>enter your username
ya, no.

>>40248083
Why?

>>40247839
get a second bed
have massively better sleep
???
profit

>>40248351
u can change it at any time, call yourself anon, multiple names work, u just get a different id, when u rename yourself, u get a new id. shame quoting doesnt work

>>40248358
usually we get two beds. not because we want to keep up appearances. one bed is for fuckin' and the other is for sleeping. i don't like sleeping in cummy sheets.

Got my arse out lads who wants first crack?

>>40248397
is it hairy?

>>40248390
post your pole and the teeny hole

>>40248327
>Slightly sticky but not wet
>Sweet smell from stem end
>Slight slosh from the seeds when shaken
>Scars on skin from bugs
You will always puck a 4/5 melon with these secret tips big grocery doesn't want you to know

>>40248397
Dibs on the dingleberries

>>40248433
Idk I haven't actually seen it. Doesn't feel hairy

Men r so cute

I enjoy the little things. A cozy day at home with stew.

>>40248449
Lol i wash them out but I'll save them for you

>>40248193
>>40248209
>>40248232
This shit is only attractive to straight men the biggest faggots of them all

>>40248450
not for me thanks

>>40248460
That's an uber driver sis.

Americans are such foot fetish freaks they even measure everything in feet and toes

>>40248449
we call'em lady bugs

>>40248447
wet? they all are rough but not wet...

they all smell well, thats the deception they figured out somehow!

nowai u can hear seeds it move but i guess ill try

skin is always visually perfect, these things are from whatsitcalled glass houses

usually they all smell fine, look fine, sound hollow and ripe but then u cut em and its potato...

>>40248470
I love a good stew me, but it's far too hot for that dish. Do you live in the southern hemisphere?

>>40248505
Hes just a chill guy who wants to drive a passenger princess around :3

new persona game came out, but it turns out it's just a gacha

bummer :/

>>40248470
What a fine looking stew.

>>40248525
devil summoner > persona

>>40248523
Is he really trading rides for sex? I should try that. This guy may be a gay genius.

>>40248535
heh

>>40247997
/gaygen/ and /cisgaygen/

is deltarune good?

>>40248606
why not both?

Jej

>>40248637
babe thats what a team up means

>>40248637
cause the tripfags dont know what to do.

>>40248533
carrots too big

>>40248647
i mean why not keep them separate
>>40248651
they can go to the trans gaygen, most of them are trans anyway

>>40248641
uncle is usa? what a picky 50kg top

does debaser support jk rowling?

>>40248674
no uncle is an older man

Americans cannot fathom eurosummer

>>40248688
Depends on whether anyone else does. The point is argument for attention. He would just produce spergy takes for either position.

>>40248641
>Uncle don't text me
That part hurts

>>40248719
Aww poor pedo now you have to have sex with someone your own age

biggest age gap you ever had

>>40248736
not falling into that trap

>>40248736
2 years

This heat is crazy.

>>40248736
he was 70 i was 27
to answer you question, yes he was wealthy.

>>40248736
~10
~22 ~32

>>40248773
yeah its really bad, forest fires guaranteed. i guess we now need real climate management

>>40248784
I was expecting you to break into Sk8er Boi...

>>40248735
Volcel it is.

>>40248784
how much u get for what service?

>>40248736
i was 18 and he was 32 but i was also 5 and he was 19 when we first met..

>>40248736
Legal teenager (nearly 10 years younger than me) hooked up with me
I kissed a guy who was probably around 32
I'm 27. I'd sleep with a 45yo if he was handsome

i feel like british politics are especially deranged, and why are they so obsessed with trannies on both sides? kinda creepy desu

is anyone else embarrassed by a certain body part or feature of their body?

>>40248819
that's not appropriate of you to ask.
let's just say we had a number of pleasant summer evenings together and he made the best beakfast.

many guys get upset with me because i don't reciprocate their interest. they get mad when i tell them they couldn't afford me.

>>40248849
yes, hole not hairy enough

>>40248849
phimosis

>>40248736
i fucked a roofer type guy in his 50s when i was 24 had a nice hole for his age

>>40248855
>that's not appropriate of you to ask
are you retarded? a retarded diva?

>>40248894
how much for that ass bitch?

>>40248873
trip on cdc

>>40248849
No. I look fucking amazing.

does gay gen have labubu

>>40248901
Gay escorts make nothing, trannies even less. Troons will fuck you for a $1 off coupon at GameStop.

>>40248901
you can't buy class

I've never had anything up my ass and never will.

>>40248941
naur, but ive seen them for sale
i dont have a handbag so i dont need a handbag accessory

>>40248968
why not

>>40248941
i don't like toys or collectibles in house. just more shit to get stolen.

>>40248993
Never wanted to.

>>40249027
why not

>>40248941
just read about this garbage today

>>40248942
>Gay escorts make nothing
professional ones make good money, i knew one in my apartment building who could afford to live there ($6000+/mo)

>>40249083
a girl tried to put her finger up there and i didn't like it

>>40249106
aw poor baby

>>40249106
thats because girls are entitled, let a real man take you gently to place you will love

also working a full-time job and escorting at night is not that hard

WAGON WHEEL WATUSI

>>40249129
Why would you do something that hurts? You may touch my front not my back.
>>40249130
ew

>>40249168
my love will cure ur trauma, let me in baby

>>40249189
Left hook to the ribs
Right uppercut to the chin
You wake up several shades darker

I'm going to tell my kids I was gay before it was cool.

>>40249204
You're literally making the op threads for ftmg you freak

>>40249222
lol el classico

>>40249204
too old for kids, aren't you in your 50s

hej hej!
>>40248460
this is so based haha. What's the angle here even. Like why advertise on grindr of all places
>>40248941
nah it got too hyped too fast and now I feel like it's kinda cringe. Lowkey want one still tho
>>40249149
Except you get like 2hrs of sleep at most

>>40249223
You're crazy.

>>40249266
look >>40238992
that thread used the same image u just used >>40249204

i think u have a fan

i love britney

>>40249263
>hej hej!
svennebög

>>40247719 (OP)
Is it possible to get a European twink being South American?

I mean, I'm 5'7" (6.7 inches dih, btw), I have a good build (and I'm partially white ), and I'm going to be doing military service in a messed-up part of my country (drug dealers in the jungle and all that), and I plan on applying for the French Foreign Legion afterward.

Do you think I can get a cute French twink who wants to be my boyfriend?

Would you date hasan?

>>40249325
Nah. I stole it because it's a good picture. I have a few fans though.

>>40249410
No, he seems really annoying and kind of immature.

>>40249384
Post abs cutie

>>40249384
Post feet cutie

>>40249351
after the big free britney movement thing, the pushback reaction now that shes out of her conservatorship with conservatives spamming that picture of her with the knives (which iirc is her doing a dance routine from a shakira live show, knives included) and saying shes crazy and the conservatorship was good or whatever is annoying

>>40249369
:(
>>40249384
>Is it possible to get a European twink being South American?
>I mean, I'm 5'7"
go ahead little guy. Get your french bf lol
>>40249410
yes but I'd have a hard time listening to all his yappin tho

>>40249384
i find it amusing how much we have emasculated the brows lël
but take care of yourself and dont die out there bud
post pole
>>40249453
chill its banter

>>40249410
no hes a grifter and profits off misery

>>40249410
no, but i would top him

>>40249384
Yes

>>40248912
nothing wrong with clapping daddy cheeks from time to time

Look at my oblivion character his mother was a high elf and his father was a khajit x3

>goes on Grindr
>get msg from cute guy
>talks about wanting a partner/relationship
>looking for "the one"
>sends album with 5 pics of different dicks in his ass

>>40249518
Many such cases!

>>40249518
and whats the moral of this story?

>>40249518
the thing about gays is they’re monkeys

having a steady bottom is exactly like owning a monkey down to the damn diapers

cersei hated monkeys because they’re the competition

He actually sucks if you can believe it I made him the apprentice birthsign and he's a high elf so every time he's hit with a spell he gets instant killed

>>40249556
he looks kinda fruity

>>40249429
i should stop neglecting the abs i think

Cersei going down to her cellar, picking out a dozen macaques and decapitating them one by one. She roasts each macaque in the oven and takes them to the homeless shelter. The homeless people tuck in gleefully and everyone cheers.

>>40249542
lmao

>>40249582
perfect bottom, more pole!

>>40249582
This is so fake but he is so hot

>>40249531
none of the 5 dicks were the one

>>40249582
Cute tummy
Post closeup

>>40248971
what about a backpack?

>>40249019
modern security is pretty quality

>>40249085
they’re cute

>>40249263
they remind me of little Tim burton monsters from before he was cringe and the color palette in the macaron set is nice. it’s my first one and I’m happy I opened the lychee pink one

>>40249715
post hole

>>40249715
Post soles

>>40249715
post goals

>>40249715
post gall bladder

>>40248849
i have pretty thick lips that i was always made to feel bad/conscious about, also harder to make an ideal mustache

>>40249818
post lips

>>40249818
Post soles

>>40249753
>>40249767
>>40249789
>>40249803
https://files.catbox.moe/mbo9h1.jpeg

>>40249877
no gall bladder

>>40249877
not bad

i'm gonna support straight pride, because straight pipo deserve rights too

>>40249928
post hole

>>40249928
Post soles

>>40249877
OLDCELS GTFO MY THREAD

>>40249973
32 is like 18 if you're a top. Hush

>>40249973
Doesn't look old

Im mad. CDC had homemade stew for lunch and all I had was canned pea soup. Which probably wouldve been fine except I nibbled half a dark chocolate candy bar and now my insides feel stuck. Dark chocolate is sneaky like that.

I am going to nap and then decide whether I am frying up some ham, most likely, or nuking some of that frozen Bachelor Chow, the pasta with vegetables and chicken in. The burgers arent thawed yet and I cba to care enough to speed thaw them.

So I am just going to go to bed for a while and be mad. Stupid chocolate.

>>40249999
lol nice try
Crusty 38 year olds out

35-45 is budding daddy

>>40249999
>if you're a top
lol

Gayge is your gay-adjusted age, which is unique to the gay community. Our gayge is different than our natural age due to the unique dynamics of the gay community.

Gaygen= natural age +/- position preference:

30 year old top - 18 years old

30 year old bottom - 9000 years old, call the waste removal company

what the fuck i just started lexapro and ive been shitting out diarrhea for like 15 mins

>>40250073
i'll bud your daddy iykwim

>>40250109
more like flexapro iyam

>>40250109
mentally stable and thin? winning

>>40248820
damn he waited until you were ripe for picking

>>40249999
they hate to hear this truth

>>40250109
do NOT post hole

>>40250073
depends if he's established in life or not

>>40249910
>>40250012
aw thanks

I’m seeing a total bottom again like doesn’t even want to cum after just wants my children in him he’s in my phone as husband so I think I am a total top again

>>40250130
im already thin. im gonna look like a skeleton if i get any thinner

>>40250143
Many such cases. When a top speaks I listen. When I bottom speaks....idk do they speak? I can't remember hearing them.

>>40250149
The more established they are the daddier they are

>>40250157
sure head case

Tfw no skelly gfbf sigh

>>40250162
Exactly. no one wants a 40 year old that hasnt done anything with his life and has nothing to show for it

i think my ex gaslighted me into thinking i have bad breath. he would constantly talk about how bad it was and then one day iy just magically disappeared. no one else was saying i had it, only him. nothing i did made it get better or go away. i tried cutting out milk and coffee, i tried brushing, flossing, and mouthwash 2x a day minimum AND i got a tongue scraper. and sometimes when i did nothing it just wasnt there? i also got an h pylori test and the results were normal

raiding slayers pyamid and putting my thingy in his sarcophogus

>>40250254
Post h pylori free hole

I'm so hot

>>40250337
im ugly, but the weathers been hot today so we almost have something in common haha

>>40250350
You're attractive but weird.

>>40248849
I'm very small and weak

I jerk off to reddit threads of people talking about the strength differences between men and women because I know a lot of women and basically all men are stronger than me. I can do a few pull ups but I'm 5'7" and underweight so everyone is just heavier than me and it is deeply humiliating and frustrating how weak I am

how do you know if a guy thinks you're cute or if everyone thinks you're ugly

>>40250396
Post hole

>>40250444
Has he sexually harassed you yet?

>>40250396
Strength isn't all about size. Work hard and you will be strong.
>>40250383
Does that count for me too?
>>40250444
Does he want to be around you?

>>40250444
are you 12?

>>40250548
some of the ppl here seem like they are mentally ngl. one that starts with an M yknow

>>40250451
No

>>40250514
Most guys are just effortlessly strong. I will always be a weak little thing, a useless rapemeat

>>40250514
I not see your full face, I can't say.

>>40250567
m is either insane or a larp (which would be insane)

>>40250630
she just has autism

Not too much on my sista

>>40249877
would shove my tongue as deep in there as i can

i'm gay for a dude

Had a gnarly stummy ache and let out the most beastly burp that bubbled up from the bottom of my belly. The ache went away. Science I think

>>40250689
You don't even know if he washed it

okay so is that thing from porn comics when they fuck someone so hard the cock goes up to their stomach possible?

Hi sisters

>>40250751
no the intestines are 7 metres long

>>40250783
damn :/

Has gooning replaced the word fapping

>>40250463
depends on the guy but generally speaking, no

>>40250514
idk how to tell, guys I meet are either like when I'm out shopping, I'm at work (when I'm employed), or in some sort of group therapy
sometimes guys just seem to keep wanting to talk to me even though the interaction doesn't need to happen, or they'll be smiling and like seeing me rather than just like looking at me but that feels really subjective
idk I feel very unattractive all of the time so I think I might be blocking out possible signs of interest, but then I remember I'm very unattractive and think it's likely that I'm seeing signs that aren't there

>>40250548
31, I'm just very bad at reading these sorts of things

Fap fap fap fap

>>40250799
ofc not dummy, gooner replaced the word coomer

>>40250660
i dont think so, aspergers dont do these infantile 'noooo' 'lewwwwd' '>•<' expressions. down syndrom people do, they even play up this shy childlike behaviour. i also would expect aspergers to misunderstand what this thread is and post face but straightboi censors. imo its a character but if so the actor is insane...

>>40250751
Yes, but not with a human penis. Huge dildos or fisting can give the effect

>>40250782
hello :)

>>40250817
He 1000% has autism

>>40250717
yeah ill do it anyways

>>40250817
thats just tranny behavior

ban homosexuals from everything
how dare you perverts force me to see such filth

>>40250873
eughhhhh i hate it. the way you can see his fist through his stomach is fucking no

>>40250873
Dey eat poopoo

>>40250873
holy shit, i thought it was just a cartoon thing, looks kinda dangerous tho

>>40250888
its fucking great! and he is hard as a rock too, beauty

>>40250873
Disgusting

>>40250896
hes so violent with it too

seek jesus

there is a reason why faggotry is illegal in every religion throughout all of human history

my cats are so cute lol i love them dearly

...i dont think u fucking giggers are gay at all...
hand in your cards now

>>40250900
Hang yourself with your prolapsed anal cord thorny

>>40250927
aren't u an hrt femboi, thorny?

>>40250927
gay ≠ degenerate faggot who shits himself invol because his sexuality is insane depravity

why r u guys so ooooold
is this /uncgen/?

>>40250988
30 isnt old u fucking fascist

>>40249518
hey, one of those hundreds of hookups hes had couldve been the one!

>>40250952
are u new?
>>40250988
im sorry kid ((( good nite
i hear discord and r9gay is younger

I need to get cummed in so bad...

>>40250997
post receding hairline unc

>>40250873
>1736673120694281.webm
Why is finding videos like this so hard..

i find the stomach bulge part a little hot but not the whole fist in ass thing

>>40251016
what if my hairline has always been terrible

>>40251059
bruh im the other way around

>>40251070
then ur me. mine started going bad at like 19, maybe even earlier

we need to wrangle the word "twink" back from the straights

>>40251078
giving diddler vibes here ngl

And you guys want to know why I won't fuck anyone over 21

I'm not going to give you a colonoscopy with my arm because you burned through so many dicks that you can't cum from normal sex anymore

>>40251089
F

>>40251118
>>40251116

>>40251125
the last thing his victims see before he sucks their dicks off

Tops don't wash dey arsehole

Bottoms love it when they can feel how hard you are when you're fucking them. Tops love it when there bottom is hard, getting fucked.

>>40251121
i dont mind much desu

>>40251152
i was digging through the archives to find a photo of myself but i couldnt find one but i did see a bunch of other cool stuff

>>40251150
thats why tops need a bottom to wash it for them (with their tongue of course)

bottoms being hard during sex is my fetish

>>40251188
dude i lose my boner the moment i start doing anal i HATE it (as a bottom). i just get nervous and dont really trust others to not be rough with my ass

>>40251188
same do you prefer big bottom cocks or small bottom cocks

>>40251177
why you posting me as a diddler then

inexperienced tops dont know wtf they are doing with your ass they just shove things in way too fast or rough

>>40251210
i was just replying to the person replying to me with another photo from the archive
ur more of a jonkler than a diddler in my eyes

delta doesnt give diddler vibes he just gives NEET vibes

>>40251078
I was trying to look bad in that picture swear on god

>>40251268
i thought that was you but it looked so different i couldnt be certain

What is this new sound. This newest sound around. The strangest sound that you have ever heard...

need italian bf so i can twirl his "spaghetti" with my tongue

>>40251155
Who's the black guy

>black underwear
>linen shorts
>18 holes of golf
>89deg
>80% humidity

>>40251229
>jonkler

my cousin tried to fuck me in my sleep when i was 16

>>40245222
>>40245222
>>40245222

>>40251315
>>40251315
>>40251315
NEW

>>40251309
hello fellow florida anon

>>40251312
did you like it

>>40251333
yes. nothing has made me harder unironically

>>40251312
Details

>>40251209
as long as it's big enough to frot with

>>40251337
we were fooling around before so it wasn't out of nowhere. i was too scared to do anal though. he thought i was asleep and tried to do it but it didn't rlly work cus no lube. i had to make sure my cock was under my thigh so he couldnt see i was hard cus that would give away that i was awake