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Anonymous No.40255686 >>40255695
/cisgaygen/
>>40254112
Anonymous No.40255695 >>40255699
>>40255686 (OP)
yo yo yo it's hump day!! Im gonna need you to tag 3 big dick ass niggas!
Anonymous No.40255697 >>40255716
I'm tired of these witless fem retards I think I'm going masc for masc
Anonymous No.40255699
>>40255695
bust that nut challenge?
Anonymous No.40255705
Feet
Anonymous No.40255712
The way donald fucking trump is the only one with some sense on this issue really makes you want to pull ur pubes out
Anonymous No.40255716
>>40255697
if a guy doesn't drive a motorcycle or a truck he isn't masc
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40255718
>>40255688
we dont really grow any fruit here, the climate isnt right. we have good lamb and cheap lobsters but idk what else. yo-chi is just frozen yoghurt but you get to go in and make it yourself and put your own toppings on etc, it’s overpriced af tho. other than that, do they have flat whites overseas?
Anonymous No.40255721 >>40255758
>>40255671
>Bottom brain
I think I first got it when a friend of mine yelled at me for fucking up in a basketball game. We were team mates and as a faggot I kept missing and getting pushed aside. He lectured me in a changing room all sweaty and raising his voice while shirtless :3
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40255724 >>40255737
also i looked at the β€˜gaygen’ discord and it isnt gaygen at all, why cant i get an invite to the elite real one that tex manages
Anonymous No.40255734
…
Anonymous No.40255737 >>40255748
>>40255724
texanon is suicidal as of late since he lost his job so it most likely won't be around much longer anyway
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40255748
>>40255737
can you pwease tell him to invite me i need it
Anonymous No.40255758 >>40255773
>>40255721
Hot my first case of bottom brain mustve been when our fine ahh pe teacher was mad and screaming at me and the super tall high school boys bullying me they really got me boivulating with their toxic masculinity uuuaaahhh (δΊΊ*Β΄βˆ€ο½€)q*゚+
Anonymous No.40255761 >>40255769
Tex Rex hot bottomsbian poon to poon scissoring action
Anonymous No.40255769
>>40255761
Rex has a fat cock
Anonymous No.40255773 >>40255814
>>40255758
I actually drew myself sucking my bully's cock back in hs and he almost saw it when he borrowed my homework :333
Anonymous No.40255814 >>40255830
>>40255773
my HS bully looked like this and he would give me wedgies
Anonymous No.40255825
Can we not talk about HS bullies, my biggest fumble was the one nice guy in my toxic friend group that sometimes bullied me.
Anonymous No.40255830
>>40255814
You're living my dream
Anonymous No.40255833 >>40255856 >>40255938
Is genshin impact good?
shiza !zXKnWaovpQ No.40255856 >>40255865
>>40255833
no
Anonymous No.40255865 >>40255888 >>40255911
>>40255856
Why?
Anonymous No.40255888 >>40255911
>>40255865
It's gatcha gooner garbage for cishet men?
shiza 4chan for george floyd android !zXKnWaovpQ No.40255911 >>40255959
>>40255888
targets foids just as much

>>40255865
not respectful of your time, the game is just serviceable enough to keep you playing and collecting characters and nothing more, boring combat
just play an mmo its the exact same thing but far more elaborate and fun lol
Anonymous No.40255938
>>40255833
I play it to watch Wriothesely ass for hours
Anonymous No.40255959 >>40256024
>>40255911
>Just as much
Does it? I know like 10+ guys that have messed around in genshin, and even one who is getting some child character tattooed on him.
Not one of my girl friends knows anything about it other than some have dated/known men that spend too much money on it.
Anonymous No.40255972 >>40255991
are u mad at me ? >.<
Anonymous No.40255991 >>40256010
>>40255972
YES
Anonymous No.40256010
>>40255991
Nyooooo
shiza !zXKnWaovpQ No.40256024
>>40255959
i guess im deeper in the fujo verse idk
Anonymous No.40256094 >>40256104 >>40256129
>prime day
>Top picked deals for YOU!
>Pictures of cute baking gadgets, skincare, and pajamas
ooo, show me more :3
>Click
>Deal on usb drives, ssds, and charging bricks
Bitch wtf did I do to amazon?! I've never bought any of this shit or gave a fuck, I want cute things and decorations and crystals ;~;
Anonymous No.40256103 >>40256130 >>40256203
Revenge of the teenie fresheenie cocks

"It happened a year ago. A hookup with a man of 18 turned out to be an ambush by 3 boys of about 15 outside on the street. They pointed a gun on me, but my feeling was that it was fake. They wanted my wallet and phone, but I declined. After a lot of screaming I was pushed on the ground. I then could escape with a fractured rib and a bleeding face. I reported it to the police and they were apparently caught. I am luckily an extremely stable person and didn’t sleep a second less because of this. My lesson learned: don’t ignore red flags, as in most cases you have a hunch that something is wrong.

So don’t be ashamed what happened and report it to the police. Good luck with processing this terrible experience."
Anonymous No.40256104 >>40256199
>>40256094
might as well call it chinese day
none of the good brands ever have anything on sale
th0 No.40256129 >>40256199 >>40256225 >>40256521
>>40256094
i forgot to cancel prime this month, kikes stole 10 bucks of me, hate em so much
Anonymous No.40256130
>>40256103
>Typed by condescending top fingers that have never had their sense of security violated
Anonymous No.40256131 >>40256140 >>40256195
i don't think a sexier hairstyle exists
such a style looks good on both men and women
th0 No.40256140
>>40256131
need a lot of cum to hold it in place...
Anonymous No.40256195
>>40256131
Low taper fade
Anonymous No.40256199 >>40256207 >>40256255
>>40256129
How are you gonna know it's me when we play chess this weekend now that they stole my flag? Also I rely way too much on amazon, I could never cut my sub :x

>>40256104
Dead ah! But when it isn't a special prime event my tailored shopping at least feels like it's made for me
Anonymous No.40256203
>>40256103
>Beat up by 15 year olds
Oof I'm sorry bro
Anonymous No.40256207
>>40256199
Become a triptranny
Anonymous No.40256225 >>40256255
>>40256129
how is it amazon's fault if you forgot to cancel? sounds like a skill issue
th0 No.40256255 >>40256288 >>40256323
>>40256199
disc? ill post mine later when on pc
chi time right now is 0740, mine is 1440
we play at 2300? that would be 1600 your time, does that work? saturday probably

>>40256225
used to be i could cancel right after subbing and keep the benefits for a month but they changed it recently or i havent looked into it deeply, i canceled on 20th and 10 days were gone
Anonymous No.40256281
Huge white cock with the foreskin pulled back
Anonymous No.40256284
wish i lived in simpler times
Anonymous No.40256288 >>40256305
>>40256255
no wonder jeff bezos became a multi-billionaire
th0 No.40256305 >>40256316
>>40256288
amazon actually earns like 80% of its profits from aws cloud services, bezos had probably nothing to do with it, they could dump the shop and not care
Anonymous No.40256308 >>40256316
taking a shit rn
th0 No.40256316
>>40256305
im half wrong yet again...

>>40256308
post results

Although AWS sales ($28.8 billion) accounted for just 15% of Amazon’s total sales ($187.8), the cloud unit’s operating profits ($10.6 billion) continued to make a huge difference in the company’s profitability β€” representing more than 50% of Amazon’s overall operating profits of $21.2 billion for the quarter.
Anonymous No.40256322 >>40256350 >>40256354
I don't care about Amazon or your toilet affairs
post something interesting or fuck off
Anonymous No.40256323 >>40256331 >>40256354
>>40256255
saturday actually doesn't work for me, IDK if you can do Friday or Sat, we had a call of saturday, I'm offering incentive pay, but no one is taking it so I might "have" to work :c
Anonymous No.40256331
>>40256323
Friday or sunday*
Anonymous No.40256350
>>40256322
You got games on youre cock
th0 No.40256354 >>40256516
>>40256323
sunday 2300

>>40256322
who asked?
Anonymous No.40256368 >>40256490
Anonymous No.40256463
penis
Anonymous No.40256471 >>40256486 >>40256500 >>40256516
I am in an argument with my lover because they were being needy and wanting cuddles and affection when I was cranky and tired and just wanted to nap and be left alone. They got into bed (where I was napping) and started cuddling me and trying to wake me up and I got mad and I yelled 'leave me alone' and I regret it.
Xanthippe !9Aqj5z4/W2 No.40256482
Gaygen needs DRASTIC change.
Anonymous No.40256486
>>40256471
I have never argued with my bf. I'm paying for everything so he knows to stay quiet.
Anonymous No.40256490 >>40256519
>>40256368
code?
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40256500
>>40256471
Just apologize and explain you needed space at the time. And maybe let them cuddle you silently while you're sleeping.
Anonymous No.40256516
>>40256354
Perfect, I set a reminder on my phone, you better not chicken out!

>>40256471
did you tell them you wanted to be left alone a few times before crashing out at least?
Anonymous No.40256519 >>40256601 >>40256687 >>40256706
>>40256490
https://www.gayporntube.com/video/1108077/blonde-twink-auditions-for-first-time-boys-porn
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40256521 >>40256598 >>40256752
>>40256129
I shouldn't be telling you this because we are enemies but if you cancel it they refund you for the days that you haven't used yet
Anonymous No.40256598 >>40256688
>>40256521
or you could just stop being a bully
Anonymous No.40256601 >>40256616
>>40256519
i wonder how much he got paid for this. porn doesn't seem worth it at all
Anonymous No.40256602
Yalla zeig mal dein arsch arsch arsch arsch arsch arsch arsch yalla zeig mal deine titte titte titte titte titte
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40256612 >>40256626 >>40256995
Go out and have real experiences with other people. Memories last forever. Especially if they're traumatizing.
Anonymous No.40256616 >>40256634 >>40257157
>>40256601
I talked to a guy once who was in a czech hunter video and he got paid like 3000 EUR, they don't get royalties or anything like that.
Anonymous No.40256626 >>40256689 >>40256953
>>40256612
my best memories involve sex and masturbation with another guy
my brain doesn't remember platonic times with friends that often..
Anonymous No.40256634 >>40256657
>>40256616
that wouldn't be enough for me. those czech hunter videos always look so sleazy to me but to each their own
Anonymous No.40256657
>>40256634
times have changed, 3500 EUR use to afford like 3 months of living on a college budget
Anonymous No.40256678 >>40256692
What a surprise. Debaser is still here. And its only been what, 24 hours a day for the last three weeks?

Just imagine, a grad job you never have to sleep for and "lots of friends" and a bf happy to watch you scroll and type day and night.

Or even a general that believes you when your compulsions are showing and can't keep your stories straight.
Anonymous No.40256687
>>40256519
zamn, bet its so easy to start an amateur porn studio and have cuties lining up for a few dollars
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40256688 >>40256788
>>40256598
Sorry he's racist he deserves it
Anonymous No.40256689 >>40256777 >>40256953
>>40256626
That all sounds kind of shallow and kind of proves CDCucks point.
Are you doing exciting things with your friends? Taking day trips to a mountain, or going to a 3 day music festival, or a group vacation? I don't spend a lot of time thinking about all the times I smoked weed in a friends living room, but that isn't all we've done.

Same with guys are you just fucking them? A boring life is a forgetable one.
Anonymous No.40256692
>>40256678
Detective fierce is on the case its over for you fake ahh divas
Anonymous No.40256706
>>40256519
the blonde hair makes it look like he has old man pubes
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40256716
Anonymous No.40256722
If a bottom thinks alone she's thinking evil
th0 No.40256752
>>40256521
ur shitting out the egg bud kek
Anonymous No.40256777
>>40256689
covid changed the dynamic of my friendships, many of them moved back in with their parents and don't live in the city...some also got married and moved on with their lives, we kind of lost whatever dynamic we had.. now I just focus on myself and my bf..
Mr pancakes No.40256783 >>40256825
Anonymous No.40256788 >>40256810
>>40256688
he doesn't like russians
you don't like russians
hence, if thorny is racist
then, you are also racist
:3
Mr pancakes No.40256792 >>40256799 >>40256812 >>40256849 >>40256881 >>40256943
Does anyone here like cats I have three cats and they're my world if mr pancakes wasn't here I would die because he actually keeps me alive by healing me cats have healing abilities
Anonymous No.40256799 >>40256806
>>40256792
cats cured your aids?
Mr pancakes No.40256806
>>40256799
No he cured my schizophrenia
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40256810 >>40256835
>>40256788
I love Russians I hate Russia
Anonymous No.40256812 >>40256820
>>40256792
this one is ugly, post the others
Mr pancakes No.40256820 >>40256836
>>40256812
Anonymous No.40256825
>>40256783
my cato is bigger than yours
Anonymous No.40256835
>>40256810
what is russia without the russians?
Anonymous No.40256836
>>40256820
you have a type
Mr pancakes No.40256839 >>40256870
My cats aren't ugly they're very cute
Anonymous No.40256849 >>40256856 >>40256889 >>40256910
>>40256792
Sphinx cats are honestly the most amazing emotional support animals. Here is my guy. Very attached.
Anonymous No.40256856
>>40256849
Sideways image…
Anonymous No.40256870
>>40256839
as long as you think so
Anonymous No.40256881 >>40256889
>>40256792
It's wild that we both named our cats after pancakes. Miss Pancake isn't married though, also she's told me she's ase and might be trans, but I told her it's a phase and she doesn't know what she's talking about.
Anonymous No.40256889 >>40256901 >>40257005
>>40256849
>>40256881
These pictures are fake. Cats don’t actually cuddle up next to their owners. They’re evil emotionless devils.
Anonymous No.40256901
>>40256889
lol i think they just don't like you. i don't have cats but every one i've met has tried to rub up against me
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40256910 >>40256925 >>40256942 >>40257022
>>40256849
wash your cat idiot
Anonymous No.40256921
>>40255640
I started jerking off at 13 but I didn't even start wanting to have sex or really liking men until I was 16-18. Before that I thought I liked girls because I would jerk off to big boobs sometimes. Teenage sexuality is a weird limbo and people develop differently
Anonymous No.40256925 >>40256967 >>40256998
>>40256910
He absolutely hates baths and insists on being a dirty boy. Very stinky. Very much a boy cat.
Anonymous No.40256935 >>40256950
Jury found Diddy guilty on 2/5 counts, which are both Transportation to engage in prostitution regarding Victim 1 & 2. His maximum sentence will be only 20 years in prison.
Anonymous No.40256942
>>40256910
Ironic when all cats are smelly worm infested demons infecting humans with their worms and this is why humans like them in the first place because the worms make humans act like submissive prey.
Anonymous No.40256943
>>40256792
Naked cats look so fucking stupid jfc
Anonymous No.40256946 >>40256957 >>40256970 >>40257042 >>40257086
Why am I fine with me and my bf fucking other guys together but the thought of either of us going out and fucking separately makes me sick to my stomach?
Realistically there's no difference in the act but the idea of not being involved at all makes a huge difference in my head
Anonymous No.40256950 >>40256964 >>40256974
>>40256935
20 years for transporting a prostitute? that seems like a lot
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40256953
>>40256626
>>40256689
Nah. I think my best memories would be having sex with my lover too. But do go out and be friendly to people. Try group activities.
Anonymous No.40256955 >>40257043
That Austin Wolf guy is hot
Shame he is a legit pedophile
Weird ass belly button tattoo too
Anonymous No.40256957
>>40256946
post hole
Anonymous No.40256964 >>40256997
>>40256950
because it usually involves minors but he most likely won't get the maximum sentence
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40256967 >>40256983
>>40256925
awh okay he hates it :< you should totally let the gunk build up and lead to an infection then!
Anonymous No.40256970 >>40257054
>>40256946
I hate my body so much I tell my boyfriend it’s okay if he wants to fuck another guy. Sigh. I’ll always be this way too I bet…
Anonymous No.40256974
>>40256950
He forgot to do the yearly humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.40256983
>>40256967
Nah never happens. We only clean his ears profusely due to the wax buildup. Otherwise he is fine. We wipe his bum and balls when they get poopy. He is a big baby.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40256994 >>40257010 >>40257027 >>40257031
oh my god my mum found the boyfriend asmr
Anonymous No.40256995
>>40256612
this is very true. wise words
Anonymous No.40256997 >>40257055
>>40256964
if it's a minor then shouldn't it be statutory rape? i don't understand the legal system
Anonymous No.40256998 >>40257022
>>40256925
Pretty sure that’s his fur
They have faint orange or white fuzz
Like Cheeto dust
Anonymous No.40256999
jerked off and don't want to engage in risky sexual activities anymore
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257000
Anonymous No.40257005 >>40257047
>>40256889
You should bond with your cats more, miss pancake loves me.
Peoples cats suck because they treat them like house plants and only give them food and water. I protect my cat while she eats, I exercise her for at least an hour a day, I give her dental treats everyday, and give her proper cat greetings when I come home.
I'm a visible source of food, safety, leisure, and affection for her so why wouldn't she like me?
Anonymous No.40257010 >>40257028
>>40256994
You allowed this to happen. You gays like to out yourselves in embarrassing ways because for some reason you enjoy the drama. Being gay is your identity.
Anonymous No.40257018
Last night I rubbed the leaf on one of these little datura plants then whiffed the stinky smell on my fingers and I think it was enough to make me a little drunk. I was trying to cook and I had a really hard time thinking what pan I needed to use. When I laid down and closed my eyes I had a body high. Or maybe i just have anxiety? Idk it was weird I can't stop thinking about it bc it gave me a little bit of a panic attack
Anonymous No.40257022 >>40257045
>>40256998
Meant for >>40256910
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257027 >>40257053
>>40256994
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257028 >>40257039 >>40257068
>>40257010
no, I play it on youtube and have my phone under my pillow and i wake up and i see its on a different tab genuinely so embarrassed
Anonymous No.40257031 >>40257053
>>40256994
Faggot
Anonymous No.40257039 >>40257053
>>40257028
Maybe the sleep fairy did it
Anonymous No.40257042 >>40257194
>>40256946
thats because in the 2nd scenario hes actively choosing to be intimate with someone else instead of you, and you have no control over the situation, you cant stop it if it feels wrong. you also cant know if they are developing love for each other
Anonymous No.40257043 >>40257066 >>40257072
>>40256955
never found him attractive mostly due to the bad tattoos and roids
he was hot when he was around 22
>pic from his moms facebook
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257045 >>40257081
>>40257022
very clearly earwax buildup and eye pus
Anonymous No.40257047 >>40257115
>>40257005
Free toes
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257053
>>40257027
>>40257031
no bcs this was the video…
>>40257039
i can only hope
Anonymous No.40257054
>>40256970
just break up and do monogamy if its actually painful
Anonymous No.40257055
>>40256997
in the U.S. they will stack multiple charges but only give the length of one of those charges if you take a plea deal, it is weird
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257057
I feel like playing FFXIV.
Anonymous No.40257066 >>40257075
>>40257043
>22
babe that looks like a thrice divorced retiree
Anonymous No.40257068 >>40257112
>>40257028
if it was under your pillow wouldn't it make more sense that you touched it with your shoulder or something in your sleep?
Anonymous No.40257070
>40257057
Who asked
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257072
>>40257043
gay pornstars are without fail some of the most overrated ppl on earth
Anonymous No.40257075
>>40257066
yeah he always looked like a old top
Mr pancakes No.40257076 >>40257088
Can someone draw me as a diaper fur
Anonymous No.40257081 >>40257095
>>40257045
>eye pus
You’re an idiot
Anonymous No.40257083
This is GAYGEN what is not clicking for you fucking bigotts
Debaser !xHg1XNS0QU No.40257086
>>40256946
There is a huge difference actually and that's a reasonable way to feel.
Anonymous No.40257088
>>40257076
cats have now healed you from your abdl fur fetish, scurry off now
Anonymous No.40257089 >>40257098 >>40257112
I want a sadist boyfriend...
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257095
>>40257081
fine mucus/discharge
Anonymous No.40257098 >>40257103
>>40257089
I want to pull out a hot guy’s intestines out through his belly button OwO and then heal him right after because I’m also a wizard UwU
Anonymous No.40257103
>>40257098
nice that sounds cute and romantic
Anonymous No.40257109 >>40257117 >>40257124
listen its not worth it to sacrifice yourself for a relationship dynamic you dont even want. if it isnt something you want, dont do open relationship stuff just to satisfy your partner. they arent worth the wounds they'll inflict on you
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257112 >>40257126
>>40257068
it was face down and someone had put it on charge
>>40257089
real though life would highkey be complete if someone treated me like picrel
Anonymous No.40257115 >>40257149
>>40257047
>Fritos
Can you actually get paid for toes?
Anonymous No.40257117
>>40257109
poly is just a way for narcissistic men to abuse their partners
Anonymous No.40257122 >>40257144
if i have ED can mr pancakes cats heal my peepee? how do they heal it? do they lick the booboo until it gets better?
Anonymous No.40257124 >>40257155 >>40257195
>>40257109
people really be letting their bf cheat on them and go "ok" have some self worth sisters
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257125 >>40257135
finished another night of karaoke last night but it was so busy i only got 2 songs in and some old old crackhead FAGGOT kept bothering me... i gotta get better at telling these ppl off for real
Anonymous No.40257126
>>40257112
holy sex, that's perfect
Anonymous No.40257135 >>40257157
>>40257125
sing on vocaroo for us sometime, embarrass yourself
Mr pancakes No.40257144 >>40257157 >>40257175
>>40257122
No their purrs are high vibrational and heal you through interdimensional transference of energy
Anonymous No.40257149
>>40257115
Toesies mmmhh seah i can pay you with my cum
Anonymous No.40257154 >>40257324
My cat also hates baths and his fur is still matted because he rips my arm apart if I try to brush him :(
Anonymous No.40257155
>>40257124
my ex even told me he used to take advantage of me because i dont hold my ground like i should
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257157
>>40256616
somebody last week told me i looked like a czech hunter boy
>>40257135
if i get drunk mayb bro...
>>40257144
this is juast actually true
Anonymous No.40257175 >>40257181
>>40257144
Ur cats look like gremlins the only thing they can cure you of is being hiv negative
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257177
I'm very tempted to jerk off and fall asleep.
Anonymous No.40257181
>>40257175
yeah but looking like gremlins is what makes them cute
Anonymous No.40257189
If you don’t find cats, any kind of cat, cute… then… I don’t trust you as a human being sorry not sorry
Anonymous No.40257194 >>40257207
>>40257042
Honestly I would rather be in a cuck chair than completely uninvolved if it came down to it
Anonymous No.40257195
>>40257124
its not so simple you're with a manipulator
Anonymous No.40257197 >>40257200 >>40257213 >>40257289
how do you let your bf know you want to have sex?
Anonymous No.40257200
>>40257197
I rape his penis in his sleep with a sounding rod
Anonymous No.40257207
>>40257194
just dont do it. i was in a similar scenario and it didnt end well
Anonymous No.40257213 >>40257265
>>40257197
I grab his penis and use it like a leash, dragging him to the bed as he whines in pain.
Anonymous No.40257223 >>40257236 >>40257247
does anyone whose sex life isn't entirely in their head have an answer
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257227
Anonymous No.40257230
I shove my face in his crotch and inhale, letting him know I’m in the mood.
Anonymous No.40257236
>>40257223
Sometimes my bf cleans out without me knowing and just acts like he wants it
If I initiate, I can just pick him up, throw him on the bed and start feeling him up until he begs me to let him go clean out
But sometimes it's not that grandiose
It can be as simple as one of us feeling the other up while we cuddle or even "hey, you want to fuck?"
Anonymous No.40257246
I give my boyfriend a blowjob daily
Anonymous No.40257247
>>40257223
I queef erotically through my bussy and then he knows I need him inside rn
Anonymous No.40257265
>>40257213
A team without any players is like a gay man without a word.

Don't leave home without it!
Anonymous No.40257287 >>40257319
>read gaygen again
>glad I'm not gay again
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257288 >>40257296 >>40257327
eating raspberries
Anonymous No.40257289
>>40257197
grab ass, squeeze and maintain eye contact for 5 seconds.
Anonymous No.40257294 >>40257300 >>40257317 >>40257338 >>40257355 >>40257444
How do y'all find gay people?
The apps are just married dl 50yos and the local gay bar turned itself into a "social club" so there's a ton of straight women there now
Mr pancakes No.40257296 >>40257340
>>40257288
And horse milk
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257299 >>40257312 >>40257319 >>40257531
need someone to do this to me rn
Anonymous No.40257300
>>40257294
i use apps
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257301
no just raspberries
Anonymous No.40257312 >>40257378
>>40257299
is it true you have a fat cock
Anonymous No.40257317
>>40257294
Traditionally, you channel your hatred of women into focusing on creating a gay of your own.
Anonymous No.40257318
There’s this hot Arab eyeing me at work and now I’m nervous
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257319 >>40257350 >>40257378
>>40257287
what are u...
>>40257299
what kind of guys do you like?
Timur No.40257324 >>40257330
>>40257154
Cut the mats off or use shaver if it not scares him. Does he mat because he's too old, too fat, or he goes outside?
Anonymous No.40257327 >>40257343
>>40257288
They better be organic
Anonymous No.40257330 >>40257333
>>40257324
It’s just not worth it anon
Timur No.40257333 >>40257351 >>40257357
>>40257330
Yes it is, matted fur is painful. Be a good cat owner.
Anonymous No.40257338 >>40257356
>>40257294
Theres tons of hot guys on the apps
at any age where do you live
Do u have bathhouses
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257340 >>40257368
>>40257296
i want to try horse milk and other central asian delicacies... i want to visit mongolia and see horse riding and uzbekistan to see the architecture too
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257343 >>40257352 >>40257353
>>40257327
ofc theyre organic im in POLAND
Anonymous No.40257350 >>40257382
>>40257319
wow hes pretty
Anonymous No.40257351 >>40257473
>>40257333
Nope not worth it. Last time I took her to the groomer she gave herself a bloody throat and nose from thrashing around in the harness and now she has ptsd from it.

Sometimes a cat is just… a cat.
Anonymous No.40257352 >>40257372 >>40257382
>>40257343
So? you dont have conventional produce there bitch?
Anonymous No.40257353
>>40257343
polish people fear what they don't understand
Anonymous No.40257355
>>40257294
uni, insta, discord servers
Anonymous No.40257356
>>40257338
I live in Cleveland
Everyone around here is a bear top
Anonymous No.40257357 >>40257364
>>40257333
Yeah this. It really is painful and trains them to be anxious about touch.
Anonymous No.40257364 >>40257418 >>40257473
>>40257357
They’ll never trust you again if you cut it off tho. They associate cleanliness with violent assaults. Cats are retards.
Anonymous No.40257368 >>40257376 >>40257382
>>40257340
I don't know about Uzbekistan but I know horse culture is incredible in Kazakhstan.
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257372
>>40257352
we do but mom only buys the good stuff
Anonymous No.40257374
All Muslim art and architecture was stolen just a reminder.
Anonymous No.40257376
>>40257368
>horse culture is incredible in Kazakhstan.
santino...
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257378 >>40257385 >>40257417
>>40257312
i have just over 6 inches, idk what girth but its a bit skinnier than what i see in porn. i have small hands though so it looks decently big
https://sendapic.xyz/view/LQEVvF
this is an old pic but i have barely any good pics of my cock
>>40257319
taller than me, ideally 6 ft+ but I don’t mind if hes only a little taller than me. he can be skinny or he can be fit but he has to be physically healthy, i dont like slobs. dont like beards or lots of body hair, ideally white or east asian but id date any race, i wouldnt mind an equal dynamics relationship but i would only ever date someone who is primarily a top, personally I just can’t see myself happy in a relationship with someone who is mostly a bottom
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257382
>>40257350
fr
>>40257352
"conventional" omg i hate america... u pesticide golem
>>40257368
tru, i think uzbekistan is more mountainous... fascinating region
Anonymous No.40257385 >>40257397
>>40257378
what does your hole look like?
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257391 >>40257397
that thang look dry
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257397 >>40257407 >>40257417 >>40257422
>>40257385
oh my god i post myself daily how have people not seen lmfao
https://sendapic.xyz/view/7UVQzu
>>40257391
leave me alone i have no good photos
Anonymous No.40257399
That negro tiktoker got sentenced to only a year for recording himself spraying household insect poison on random produce at the supermarket.
Anonymous No.40257407
>>40257397
i'm not here everyday *shrug*
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257417 >>40257474
>>40257378
wym equal dynamics relationship
>>40257397
>
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257418
>>40257364
I think you waited too long to take care of it early, and it's painful now. She might need mild sedation, or something to relax her. You have to maintain her fur so she's not afraid of being groomed.
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257422
>>40257397
sry
also foreskin dicks look weird when pulled that far
Anonymous No.40257430 >>40257454 >>40257464
4chan told me guys love straight passing men
I'm beginning to think you all just lie about shit
Anonymous No.40257436 >>40257447
eww i do not like closeups
th0 No.40257444 >>40257462
>>40257294
yesterday i was standing at the pullup bar with my hands still on the bar and panties all sweaty, resting, and a guy half a head taller, tanned, full of sweat, and bigger than me walked directly 1 meter infront of me and grabbed his bar, i psycho stared directly in his eyes for several seconds he grinned and said 'oh its awkward when we face each other' i continued to stare with a bitch face on and he moved to the side 'oh i move to the side here' and i said 'i was first here' in and a condescending tone. it would have been nice if we had sexual intercourse instead......

how can a city of 2 million be all old bears dude???
Anonymous No.40257447
>>40257436
i do but i dont like twinks
Anonymous No.40257454
>>40257430
Post thyself or ur bigger faggot flamer than jeffree star
Anonymous No.40257455 >>40257465 >>40257490
should i learn italian so i can get an italian bf
Anonymous No.40257462 >>40257487 >>40257507 >>40257553
>>40257444
>how can a city of 2 million be all old bears dude???
Real Midwest hours is how
The apps are overrun with old dudes so the cute guys don't use them
If I go to bars, the cute guys are all there with their bfs
Anonymous No.40257463 >>40257470 >>40257476
Is shiza chopped?
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257464
>>40257430
Men like men who are sexually secure. Which is mature. Which is masculine. People are attracted to confidence and people who know what they want.
Anonymous No.40257465
>>40257455
No such thing. You are either their wife or their cumdump. Theres no in-between.
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257470
>>40257463
yes i am in khia asylum, why do you think im posting from a kemari ball instead of my pc?
Timur No.40257473
>>40257351
It needs to be done and it can be done. She doesn't need to be held for it. Maybe you should find a home for her with more experienced cat owner, especially to say "a cat is just a cat".

>>40257364
You need to do the right thing as her caregiver, or take my above advice, please. By the way, having matted fur will make her more angry because of pain.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257474 >>40257553
>>40257417
like not dom/sub the way straight relationships are
Anonymous No.40257476 >>40257492
>>40257463
Poland only has a 0.11% circumcision rate
Anonymous No.40257477 >>40257572
Last time I was in italy tgey always said ciao bello to me >.<
th0 No.40257487
>>40257462
>the cute guys are all there with their bfs
maybe try asking them how they met?
'hey im just wondering how u met? help a bro out, know any single younger guys?'
Anonymous No.40257490 >>40257566
>>40257455
get a white american man who can pretend to be Italian,British, or any other demographic
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257492
>>40257476
im not circum but i have short frenulum (not phimosis)
Anonymous No.40257506 >>40257524 >>40257548 >>40257706
I fucking hate cats. They are vile, selfish, uncaring creatures.
Why would anyone want a cat as a pet? You can’t walk them, they don’t show excitement when you get home, they don’t comfort you when you are down, they don’t play fetch, they don’t do tricks. They just show up when hungry and also shit in a box in your laundry room. They attack you from up high when you least suspect it. I don’t want a pet that I cannot even trust to go into my backyard.

If I wanted a selfish, soulless shrew with no emotions or personality as a pet, I would get a bottom and put a leash on it.
Anonymous No.40257507
>>40257462
Did I not predict this? Did I not show math? Did I not say the Boomocalypse was coming soon and was going to devour all gay social media? And did I not also say it was only going to get worse until it was intolerable?

You fools will join them. The next generation will have to learn some old-school dating skills if they ever expect to get laid without old men at their heels leering at them. They will actually have to engage random men and learn to converse and read them.

Steampunk style I guess. You arent trying to tell what they "identify" as. You are trying to determine if they are horny enough to be down for anything and if you rate enough to talk them into it.

Good luck I guess.
Anonymous No.40257516 >>40257526 >>40257533
I close my eyes during sex. I don't want to see a stray pube or some other feature (Fordyce spots, pearly penile papules, etc.) that grosses me out.
Anonymous No.40257520 >>40257541
say something nice about him
Timur No.40257524
>>40257506
They say cat-haters have anger towards cats because you can't have control over them.

I never met a cat hater it wasn't a psychopath or try hard
Anonymous No.40257526 >>40257546
>>40257516
Pubes gross you out?
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257527
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return
th0 No.40257531 >>40257578
>>40257299
do you go out rexie? like night life? why not? no company? u should have some now in college
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257533 >>40257544 >>40257558
>>40257516
i think abt this all the time
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257541 >>40257567 >>40257572
>>40257520
lobster is very nutritious
Anonymous No.40257544
>>40257533
The fact that y'all have sex with men like these
Anonymous No.40257546
>>40257526
when they get stuck in the foreskin
Anonymous No.40257548
>>40257506
you’re projecting onto cats btw
Anonymous No.40257549 >>40257560
My stepmother would yank my hair when she combed it to rip out those little knots among other genuine expressions of contempt for my existence and then wondered why I despised her and never wanted to be around her until I just ran away from both her and the weakling stepfather who was too dickless to stand up to her.
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257553 >>40257589
>>40257462
have u tried sniffies... it is a sex app but theres a lot of young guys on it and u can get to know people after fucking/being fucked
>>40257474
ahhhh
Anonymous No.40257558 >>40257595 >>40257605 >>40257636
>>40257533
I always assumed thats why they made feminine looking jock straps. In jail they sometimes like you to just wear briefs with a hole cut in the back.
Anonymous No.40257560 >>40257576
>>40257549
and you’d just let her do it? lol
Anonymous No.40257566
>>40257490
noooo i need a real italian bf and they need to barely speak english
Anonymous No.40257567 >>40257604
>>40257541
Is it? I rarely eat it. I eat shrimp constantly though.
Anonymous No.40257571 >>40257580 >>40257586 >>40257593 >>40257624 >>40257636
>OMG YOURE ABUSING THE POOR CAT EVEN THOUGH ITS BARELY A STEP AWAY FROM FERAL

Gays and animal lovers don't mix well. I bet some of you sent toxic messages to SaveAFox lady.
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257572
>>40257477
awww
>>40257541
kek
Anonymous No.40257576 >>40257590 >>40257592 >>40257598
>>40257560
Yes I was five and she was violent. Did you think moms comb the hair of their teenagers or something or do you just not have a mom? Dumb troll is dumb.
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257578 >>40257633
>>40257531
https://voca.ro/1iwn1iUaM9KH
Anonymous No.40257580
>>40257571
who are you quoting
Anonymous No.40257586 >>40257613
>>40257571
the save a fox lady was evil tho, she didn't even save any foxes
Anonymous No.40257589 >>40257610
>>40257553
Never heard of sniffies
And nothing is showing up when I search the app store for it
Anonymous No.40257590 >>40257621
>>40257576
you understand you don’t have to let people do things to you right 5 years old or not? fucking bunch of eunuchs in here it’s sickening
Anonymous No.40257592 >>40257621
>>40257576
LMAO imagine getting bullied by a roastie
Anonymous No.40257593
>>40257571
Gays have selective empathy only. They only strategically show empathy to get what they want and if it doesn't work, become psycho vindictive monsters.
Anonymous No.40257595
>>40257558
as opposed to masculine looking jock straps?
Anonymous No.40257598
>>40257576
You probably asked for it by disrespecting her
Mr pancakes No.40257600 >>40257620
Thank god for Pierre Trudeau who discovered diversity is a strength
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257604
>>40257567
i dont know im too lazy to google just wanted to do the joke
Anonymous No.40257605 >>40257688
>>40257558
skimpy little thongs look best on bottoms
Mr pancakes No.40257606
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40257608 >>40257630 >>40257667 >>40257678
i just wanna be treated like picrel and its so embarrassing bcs how am i meant to ask for this. i dont want to wear a muddle or do any of that weird pup play shit with the masks i just wanna be treated like this
giton !uPj5PAWlKM No.40257610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_fBxw0RB4

>>40257589
its only on browser cuz the app stores dont allow cock and hole pics
Anonymous No.40257613 >>40257624 >>40257631
>>40257586
The people who harassed her didn't rescue foxes from fur farms, you dumb fuck. By default she was superior to all her haters. She could have been a total cunt, and STILL she went out of her way to give some form of peace of mind to the foxes, instead of letting them rot in their cages.

Extremely pathetic and petty behavior. Inhuman. These people actually got MORE foxes killed, retroactively, because they took her out of the picture.
Anonymous No.40257620 >>40257638
>>40257600
The Trudeaus fucked Canada.

The white race fucked themselves over by pretending all races and cultures are the same.
Anonymous No.40257621 >>40257627 >>40257701
>>40257590
>>40257592
Yes because five year olds are not physically able to stop 300 pound angry adults nor plead or reason with them for compassion. Which is why I threw her across the room and into a wall before running away.

But keep trolling and arguing for child abuse if it amuses you.
Timur No.40257624
>>40257613
You cant reason with someone like this >>40257571
Anonymous No.40257627
>>40257621
you couldn’t run from a 300lb adult at 5?
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257630
>>40257608
you wanna be an n word called smokey?
Anonymous No.40257631
>>40257613
>The people who harassed her didn't rescue foxes from fur farms
she didn't either, she bought fox kits from fur farmers at a premium so she could use them as props in her tiktoks
th0 No.40257633
>>40257578
breh dont strain your throat while sick... u should actually see a doc and get some antibiotics if this shit is now a month old...
"you know"
i get what ur saying
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257636
>>40257571
You're a terrible owner and can't man up.
>>40257558
Pants sagging, backwards. Those are jail bitches.
Mr pancakes No.40257638
>>40257620
Stfu racist we get tasty Indian food now
Anonymous No.40257641 >>40257652
Some people want replies itt so badly. Pathetic.
Anonymous No.40257652 >>40257656
>>40257641
can i get one, boss
shiza 4chan for decorated edo period kemari ball !zXKnWaovpQ No.40257655 >>40257669
how can you side with retarded reddit snarkers on anything without having a double take
Anonymous No.40257656
>>40257652
post hole
Anonymous No.40257664
bump
th0 No.40257667
>>40257608
this is a surefire path to get abused...
Xanthippe !9Aqj5z4/W2 No.40257668 >>40257714
Shiza handling three XXL cocks.
One black, one yellow and one white.
Anonymous No.40257669 >>40257684
>>40257655
check her kiwifarms thread bitch
Anonymous No.40257678
>>40257608
Just say what u want u fucking retard
Xanthippe !9Aqj5z4/W2 No.40257684 >>40257714
>>40257669
Good job calling her a bitch, bro. Degrade her like she deserves. Deep down it turns her on
th0 No.40257688
>>40257605
the pp has to be placed this way
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40257697
New Thread
Anonymous No.40257699
I just saw another rescuer video. The sheer amount of animals is stunning. I become more convinced the pet industry is simply immoral. It offers suffering to anyone for a handful of dollars no matter how incompetent, unstable or scatter-brained.
Anonymous No.40257700 >>40257735
>>40257693
>>40257693
>>40257693

nyew thwead (⁄ ⁄‒⁄ω⁄‒⁄ ⁄)
Anonymous No.40257701
>>40257621
Thats sick abusing your elderly mother like that and abandoning her she obv didnt beat you enough
Anonymous No.40257706
>>40257506
Mispancake has a harness for walks.
When I get home everyday, I yell "Shtiinkyyyy" and she comes trotting from anywhere in the house to mush her forehead on me and get pets.
I have little nerf golf alls she likes to chase, and while she doesn't bring them back to me, she has a spot she brings them to, so I can just stay there.
And I play with her with toys everyday so she isn't bored and pouncey and doesn't associate my body with play.

Everything you've described as bad cat behaviour is a direct result of subpar treatment from their parents.
Anonymous No.40257707 >>40257735
>>40257703
>>40257703
>>40257703
Anonymous No.40257714
>>40257668
>>40257684
Wtf xanaxpeepee
Anonymous No.40257735
>>40257700
>>40257707
Early. Nuke them both.
Anonymous No.40258786
Do straight men really get off on dominating other men? Like, gay stuff aside??