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>>40257693 (OP)
What a horrible racist rapey edition.

>>40257716
what edition? i see no edition

>>40257693 (OP)
delta looks like a stubborn school teacher who won't give you an A is you suck his dick

we really gonna do this fucking tripshit drama

My bottom has a harness for walks.
When I get home everyday, I yell "Shtiinkyyyy" and she comes trotting from anywhere in the house to mush her forehead on me and get pets.
I have little nerf golf alls she likes to chase, and while she doesn't bring them back to me, she has a spot she brings them to, so I can just stay there.
And I play with her with toys everyday so she isn't bored and pouncey and doesn't associate my body with play.

autism spectrum disorder uwu

>>40257630
having someone’s hand on your head patting you though… mmmmm
>>40257633
ill see a doctor soon
>>40257667
but wouldnt that be sort of kino though? like what abuse would it entail

xtra squeaky morning >.<

>>40257669
uh yeah i think im siding with sharty not the reddit troon on this one anon, sorry

>>40257738
>>40257745
trans girls go cisgaygen

touch ya toes and make it squeak hoe

>>40257693 (OP)
Who made a rapist the op?!?!?

Is it true that all muslims should be put on a big pile and burned like my bf says (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

do this

>>40257745
ur just being an edgelord contrarian AGAIN

I feel like holding someone against my body.

>>40257752
ah a choice between two early threads, how quaint

>>40257768
when i see a homo like this my penis get hard how come ?

>>40257768
shes just wearing pyjamas i'm not impressed

should i buy a new car in this economy?

barely even cracked 100 views in 24 hours on a new grindr account how fucking embarrassing it’s OVER

>>40257780
but a decent used car in this economy

>>40257769
snark reddits are literally edgelord contrarian hubs
idc if the lady ran the rescue wrong and was instead just hoarding foxes instead, not a reason to drive a woman with bpd to suicide

>>40257780
is the economy ever going to be better?

>>40257794
my current car is only 80k mileage but i want awd fun in a new package

>>40257797
women with bpd should be driven to suicide asap

>>40257793
Does it matter if you don't do anything?

>>40257815
actually its retarded troons harassing women who should be driven to suicide asap

>>40257833
why not both

>>40257815
>>40257833
why not both?

>>40257839
>>40257842
ok well u can think that but im a good person and i feel real bad for the lady and her family

is it wrong to track my bf with an apple airtag?

>>40257799
if you have a good network, there are always opportunities to move up

Need my hole played with but have no one to do it

>>40257852
no that’s what they’re for

I really do think social media users would benefit from living in Gaza/Ukraine conditions for about a year. You are all so soft and sickly judging by these discussions and need some survival learning to re-humanize your brains and bodies.

>>40257851
>im a good person
lying this hard won't turn you into a real girl

So my one of my cats recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some antibiotic drops. The vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus since he wouldn't take it in his food. The first time was absolute hell but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. The next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meow louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’… But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster… When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m his top, but still like him as a friend?

>>40257730
Not surprised the vocal cat haters body isn't getting play from bottoms

>>40257867
goop scoop is my favorite genre of video

>gd talking about animal abuse again
yeah Im not readin that

What rank in League do you think Debaser is I'll go first Bronze 2 and he's fat.

gd wants to be shane dawson so bad

when people say cats aren’t affectionate it blows my mind cats are ANNOYINGLY affectionate

>>40257898
I don't usually read my own posts after sending them either.

>>40257881
im a man

>>40257909
What did Shane Dawson do

>>40257883
oh gawd why did I read this and why is it funny

>>40257917
you will never be a real man

>>40257920
fuck his cat

>>40257920
fucked his cat and made out with his dog french style

who is shane dawson

i wish i was hairy

>>40257951
why it just makes you sweat all the time

>>40257950
Bisexual Icon

>>40257914
Yeah its so affectionate when they hiss bite and scratch the shit out of you for no reason sit with their poopy asshole all over you and attack from the highground when you least expect it

STOP eating ASS

grade school hours

>>40257969
it wasn’t for no reason you’re just not good with animals

>>40257969
i love cats, my cats dont do that

>>40257899
You can hardly play and get gold, bronze is strictly opiate/benzo users and alcoholics.
I'm a retard casual and got to plat when I played.

>>40258004
because you beat them into submission

>>40257959
bc he would like me more if i was

Is there a term for only gay on drugs

>>40258015
gayforpay?

>>40258013
what makes you think that
>>40258015
bi while high

>>40258015
we call people who have sex for drugs "strawberries"

>>40258000
Go to the dog general on /an/ if you want to post schizophrenically about how horrible cats are

>>40258029
Nah lilbro has a eyeussy hes probably vegan

i'm going to create a new social media called OnlyFags, u heard it here first

>>40258037
oh or highsexuality
>>40258042
you missed and now i (innocent bystander) am dead…think before you shoot

>>40258022
Nah I could prolly do it sober for enough money but wouldn't have fun
>>40258034
>>40258037
Thanks

Why are gays mostly double digit iq morons? I hate seeing this trend

>>40258029
Poor thing :(

>>40258073
Why are cats so gay

>>40257780
I say wait 6-12 months. Within a year we will have a financial crisis with deep recession and people will sell out their cars for cheap because they will be desperate for liquidity

Remember all those great times you had and all the things you hoped to be

>>40258070
gayness is a neurological disorder so gays are often stupid, have weird eyes, developmental disorders, etc

>>40258070
>>40258104
Most gays are morons with low impulse control and are only interested in quick satisfaction, leading incredibly hedonistic and carefree lives, trying their hardest to fit in the current social sphere. They can’t think for themselves.

But then you have outlier genius gays like fucking Da Vinci. Or sane, sensible gays like Douglas Murray, or anyone who just refuses to associate themselves with the LGBT movement.

Y’all ready for the upcoming financial crisis and recession?

homosexuality is a brain disease, thus explaining why gd, debaser, dan, clapping, and conbot are that way

>rape is an expression of love bc it shows that no matter what you do, he will always want you
I know this is incorrect but damn if it doesn't feel true sometimes

During recession bottoms start wearing sluttier clothes and they only go for rich tops. Some even get into prostitution.

>>40258134
Wasnt Isaac Newton possibly gay

Other bottoms get into shoplifting.

>>40258176
gaycels dont count because they r incapable of love

Shut the fuck up Xanthippe

>>40258155
Women deep down want to be taken advantage of. They want to be submissive. Same goes for bottoms. Or, in general, men just like being submissive to each other.

people really hate hyenas

>>40258070
what's your degree in honny?

I feel like Carrie from sex and the city. I’m so her

>>40258176
Possibly. He may have been asexual or just not interested. He was a huge prude.

no I don't wanna be manhandled and breed nooooo

horse faced?

>>40258194
I love being submissive but getting raped sucks, but it also secretly makes me feel giddy bc it's like he wanted me that much that nothing I could do would drive him away
I want to be wanted that much

>>40258211
that's all I want, except for the STDs

>>40258202
architecture

Rape is only hot if you genuinely like the guy.

>>40258224
yeah, if it wasn't for stds I would be a local cumdump :/

>>40258223
what the fuck is a kemari ball?

Skinny, smart, diva, main character, funny, charming, sensitive

>>40258223
hung like

>>40258223
Noooo dont end xanaxhippo like that

you look like you smell like bologna lol

dundertale

I sucked off my uncle in bologna once... Simpler times

>>40258244
the thinking man's game

>>40258256
xanthippe the type of loser bitch to be like

>>40258248
... the kkk did with black people?
your racism knows no bounds

>>40258273
the type of dumb bitch to say
You call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment

>>40258271
no, that's a katamari ball

its not racist, its racial

>>40258278
Why do you keep calling me a racist?

WHY IS A RAPIST THE OP

>>40258302
you are one

>>40258302
why do you keep posting here when youre over 40 and not gay? you’ve never been with a. Man

its not rapist, its rapial

>>40258273
>>40258288
LMFAOOOOO BYEEE THE WAY ITS SO ACCURATE

Growing up I wanted to be raped in the ass by Anakin Skywalker. He had a good looking rape face, once he turned to the dark side.

>>40258189
>>40258223
>>40258256
>>40258273
>>40258288
lmaooooo i love when xanthippe gets dragged and scalped. shes going to go off trip to be a fake cunt the rest of the day now :p

>>40258278
they weren't hung, they were hanged

>>40258183
num num

>>40258304
I'm basically the antithesis of one desu

>>40258308
but I'm not

>>40258309
I'm 33, I am gay and I have no social life elsewhere

>>40258345
british spelling or something

>>40258223
kek

>>40258351
he's not wrong tho

I secretly like to remember those tribes in the Amazon with close knit families that take a vested interest in their boys becoming healthy men as a matter of group survival and have limited hygiene so the idea of sodomy seems completely absurd to them.

Then come here and listen to a bunch of media saturated suburb dwelling zoomers from broken homes maunder on about how the compulsive urge to be sodomized learned in adolescence from unresolved peer male image issues is completely normal.

>>40258321
yourtrash too
Do not interact

just watched a crow, mockingbird, blue jay, and woodpecker team up to chase a juvenile red-tailed hawk off, need a real camera and not just a phone

>>40258328
I loved his braid the most, it was such a fashion statement

>>40258369
I would be washing my ass in the river after every fart

>>40258369
who gives a shit what people too dumb to invent the wheel do

>>40258365
He clearly peaked here

>>40258387
is it really a fashion statement if all padawans have them

another day, another squeak

>>40257738
emotional kind of abuse, ud be broken more than u already are

>>40258381
This little queen really trying to come for me today

another day another character you make up to talk to yourself with

>>40258406
i prefer the ep 3 look

>>40258422
meds

>>40258410
i just remember him with one in the movie i saw a long time ago, i never watched the other movies

tfw no step-squeak stuck on a glue trap

>>40257852
No, but it is wrong to let your bottom outside without you, he could get lost, stolen, or attacked by predators.

40258432
are what you neeed! clocked that tea

>>40258422
truth. sure is samefaggy up in here

thread reeks of meth

>>40258369
amazonian tribes are some of the most violent on the planet and some of them have devolved so far that their language has no concept of time or personal possession

>>40258467
he’s not here so you must be smelling your upper lip

>>40258454
lmao

>>40258467
every time i look at this thread no matter the point in the day or day of the week hes posting

>>40258467
smells like weed here, makes me grindr...

>>40258497
bvilt

>>40258507
>Censored toesies
Keys

>>40258506
yeah you’re schizophrenic and think every anon is the guy you hate

>>40258382
now thats kewl

>>40258520
Yeah this cope doesnt work when the poster is confirmed to be here constantly nice try tho

samefagging is so fucking obvious

>>40258365
nah when he started crying i lost all interest lol

lol the 24/7 vocaroos are faked i guess ;)

i gave a $2 tip for my $35 haircut because i ain't made of goddamn money. it took her no more than 20 minutes, so she best not be complaining

Even if I've never topped when a top has a big fat dumpy I get the overwhelming urge to slap it.

>>40258548
Not all of them, but people do post old vocaroos of his, and I wouldn't be surprised if some people go as far as impersonating

>>40258070
flamers are wonen

>>40258566
i think the drama between him and levii is funny so i escalate it at times to see how far they take it

>>40258488
>>40258520
>>40258566
>>40258575
lmaaaao cope harder
no one believes you 'anon'

trip on

>>40258551
Mine did as if I'm her employer dumb bitch

we get like 1-2 hours a day without him and you fat brown losers just have to bring him up it’s insane

>>40258575
Idk why you act like its a secret that you do this. we know you sit around arguing with yourself as him

>>40258578
?

Many such cases

>>40258600
iPhone vs laptop. you try to prove it this way every time and youre disproven every time

post with both desktop and phone

>>40258609
lmao she mad

>>40258602
Fortunately I’m not a broke bitch unlike some people itt

>>40258609
try to prove what exactly? slayer doesn’t have an iphone he has an android

>>40258617
>slayer
no one calls him that except himself anymore trannyscuker

>>40258609
Clock THAT

gawd imagine a sitcom of this
would it get rave reviews?

>>40258617
Lie more

brown people are something else rofl i can’t even imagine how they think anyone cares about this shit

>>40258352
Nigga grow your hair long, u look like a chud

she said aim for the neck cos her boyfriend bought that necklace, i scratch another nigga woman of my checklist, i been living reckless

wwyd if your bottom went from being a neet to making half a mil per year

Wawt is going awn in this thread on this day

bro stop talking to yourself its embarrassing

>>40258621
Nta, I call him slayer because I'm not privy to all the horrible things he's done to make you hate him :3

Big Brother: Gaygen Edition

>you
lol he thinks its only one person itt that hates him

>>40258648
fat schizophrenic sudacas are hallucinating their posting enemies again

>>40258654
troon

>>40258654
sure jan :3

>>40258654
yeah no one buys anything about this post 'anon'

>>40258639
I don't like long hair

>>40258657
YOU DONT GET IT DEBBIE I AM CLAUSTROPHOBIC

samefagging hard, he's going all out

>>40258673
Would you like it if I have long hair :3

https://files.catbox.moe/iuwj9w.mp4

how would you act if a guy showed up at your apartment and he was way taller than you thought?

What’s the last trip you went on with your boyfriend? You have a boyfriend right gaygen? lol

Shut the fuck up spastic

>>40258699
i’d be happy, i’ve never fucked someone taller than me

So that’s a hard no to having a boyfriend for you

>>40258700
i noticed you didn’t share yours, curious

>>40258684
idk

>>40258699
he'd need a stepladder

inb4 some retarded lie that only a sped child would believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgmx7z49OEk

the only J Lo song I like

>>40258699
he's bottoming

>>40258732
not interested in your antagonistic troll posts. answer the question like a well adjusted adult or shut the fuck up and ignore it okay? only chance and reply youre getting rn chose wisely

Go ahead, rotoscope me

>>40258760
this doesn’t work on me because i don’t care what you think and you’re obviously trolling

>>40258760
lol get'em

You’re teleported into the setting of Dark Souls - the first Dark Souls - along with your gaymer boyfriend (if you don’t have a boyfriend one will be generated for you). What class do you pick? What class is he? What is your fighting style? What’s his?

put your trip back on so it can filter you

>>40258700
Last big trip was to SF
>Japanese Tea Garden
>Castro Street
>Wharf
Minor trip was a county fair

>>40258782
nope ;-)

the only darks souls ive played is 3, the best one, aint no way id go back to play the older inferior ones

>>40258786
>Do straight men really get off on dominating other men? Like, gay stuff aside??

I'm laotian

>>40258776
don’t know don’t play tranny games

>>40258776
I'd probably be stuck at the bonfire

>>40258801
go and play 1 right now

>>40258803
yeah in competitions

>>40258822
god youre boring
maybe you should take up meth

no, im a youngfag whos accustomed to all the bells and whistles of modern games, bloodborne was my first fromshit game and ive played all games after it, why the fuck would i dig into the older games with obviously shittier graphics, controls and mechanics

>>40258776
>Class Popperbator Poz Pig
Our fighting style is letting our rosebuds out and shooting venomous cloaca juice from it at the enemies infecting them with the gift

NO WIRE HANGERS, EVER!

>>40258844
Dark souls 1 is peak you should at least play it. The controls are pretty much identical.

>im a youngfag!!!!
right, right….

samefags ruin the threads once again, congrats

>>40258840
rude

>>40258844
why is everybody obsessed with graphics

i'm so sore

>>40258836
Give an instance? My friend said he feels good when I sit on his lap or when he show me his muscles, is this the same thing?

>>40258863
my boyfriend after i top him and leave my children in his guts

>>40258870
you’ve can barely even top your hand sissy what’s the point of larping

>>40258863
use more lube

>>40258868
No thats not dominating someone retarded bottom

>>40258870
hot

>>40258877
Why are you so mean ?

>>40258887
Bitter and lonely

>>40258870
this is really hard to believe now that we know what you look like

>>40257693 (OP)
Delta are you a top

>>40258901
stolen

>>40258901
Post feet

>>40258909
you have the wrong person

>>40258776
deprived, its always deprived

>>40258909
obsessed lmao

>>40258901
im younger than you

>>40258846
Why?

When does the age gap relationship get weird with gay men?

doxxed

>>40258336
love that this happened just as predicted:3

>>40258910
yes
regardless of the fantasies of other posters

>>40258936
prove it liar

>>40258956
Having a preferred position implies you have sex though……

samefag

>>40258956
Heh... you got that big cock vibes :3

trip on bro

>>40258928
proof?

>>40258288
Did you write this way back when?
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/32431779/#32435159

lmao newfag doesnt know who wrote that

>>40259009
>newfag that remembers a post from nearly 2 years ago
OK retard

imagine getting topped by a femboy

>>40259018
ok newfag :3

>>40259009
are you proud of gaygen being one of the most important things in your life?

>>40258901
god i love kidz

>>40258776
Sorcerer duh (dark bead spammer)
He’s a pyromancer fighter

>>40258967
I know what I like
my mental health hinders me

no one asked

>>40259022
Imagine getting topped by delta :3

>>40259022
I would only top a top, they just never let me.

>>40258822
>I'd probably be stuck at the bonfire
You wouldn’t even try to escape the asylum together? You’ve only got each other…

>>40259022
no thanks i don’t even like shitting

larp

>>40259026
Do you know who wrote it or do you just want attention?

>>40259022
some people itt want this but are too ugly and poor for it

Just described yourself

>>40259069
they always do “every accusation is a confession”

i don't have a crypto wallet, i'm not a criminal or a tranny

>>40259065
femboys seem to be into weird stuff like old smelly men, it's not like they have better standards

>>40259093
lol

>>40259093
tif they like smelly old men then how com…
nvm forget it

>>40259048
of course I would
and I just realised I have never played a magic user

>>40259022
im down to making rexie cum

>>40259111
Youd need magic to get a bf

samefagging schizo

femboys are healers

dexxer femboys >

>>40259129
obvi

>>40257867
can someone explain tf is this

thoughts on bottoms proposing to their tops?

>>40259186
lol clock is ticking delty

>>40259200
goop scoop

I'm too hairy to be a femboy and too cute to be a twunk
It sucks.

>>40259202
i read this as bottoms proposing to their dogs

>>40259200
Shit milk, it's a delicacy. Get some culture

>>40258887
Its banter a sign of affection in my cuntry

>>40259235
same thing lol

>>40257703
>>40257703
>>40257703
Migrate

>>40259202
I think it's cute, but also I want to flap my hands and scream and cry, so I would really prefer to be proposed to.

>>40259200
it's called Jaggery, it's a cane sugar drink some Indians consume, it looks that way because its pure jaggery (not refined or adulterated)

some white people think it's cow dung juice

>>40259301
If it looks like a duck and is in India, its shit.

>>40259301
lmfao what kind of cope is this

>>40259211
meh if it happens it happens

>>40259269
faggot (derogatory)