Thread 40262532

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qott: what three things would you bring if you stranded alone on an island? (survival stuff excluded)

previous thread: >>40258884

Who th is Mary

you can only reply to this post if you do not own a black dildo

>>40262532 (OP)
You have broken some unspoken rules. I don't care, but people might. This has been your autism support service.

>>40262532 (OP)
wawa

treimicalim tee deeim ittoes allim abisher graimicalim heeim heeim heeim hooim hooim hooim Ibisher ebilim absoluerly soim

nothing
if I can’t survive with what God has given me, then I deserve death

>>40262532 (OP)
Tranners remember. The more you make your future hubby watch you have sex with black men the more loyal and loving he will become to your needs.

>>40262569
You're going to do it to yourself anyway, let's be real.

idk who needs to hear this but pichu never "made excuses" for frogposter
she didn't know him and then she did and that's kinda it

>>40262550
i don't fucking know either
>>40262557
let's see... (care to clue me in?)

>>40262532 (OP)
3tranners

>>40262554
Wren is looking healthy I see.

>>40262569
whattoes hassry heeimisty gibberattoeables tee yeeims matoeable

>>40262576
who cares, both of you should rope or fuck off forever

>>40262591
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeables allowimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262576
Fuck off already retard you have your own thread now

>>40262575
no, I’m too high IQ to die

>>40262532 (OP)
>>40262440
hi dr. spiddoes!
>>40262445
>>40262452
hi :)

>>40262578
I do not care to, no.

>>40262638
howimisty yeeims deeim matoeable

>>40262638
what's shakin

>>40262638
Hi anon.

anyway, good night thread. the berry shall rest

>>40262532 (OP)
I would bring my favorite anime and some dildos and fleshlights for pleasure.

>>40262657
Goodnight sleep well

>>40262532 (OP)
>qott
double barrel shotgun, two bullets

>>40262657
dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim matoeable anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40262657
nighty night berry!

>>40262576
Transbian lies again

>>40262686
*shells
clinton style

>>40262576
>transbian came here to make excuses for her transbian polycule buddy
Firstly you don't belong here. You belong in cisfchasergen. Secondly give it up. Nobody believes that transbian Pichu anymore you ain't saving her ass.

>>40262574
I'd kill that bitch and dump her body in a ravine

>>40262576
Do you think she loved him? She was more intimate with him than anyone else.

>>40262710
bro you’re indian lol

>>40262532 (OP)
Trans gf, four hundred gallon barrel of lube, music.

i have been feeling so ugly lately

>>40262711
You will worship her goddess feet like a good cuck hubby after she is seeded by her black bull.

>>40262728
I think you're pretty

>>40262727
first good answer so far. actually hella based answer! what kind of music?

it stinks like curry and shit

Everybody love Braith

>>40262737
I want this so bad

>>40262760
That's right. I am sure you will become a great chaser cuck hubby to a beautiful snowtranner one day.

>>40262755
Marie is better than you in every way.

>>40262716
^

>>40262743
It's just Mambo No. 5.

>>40262776
that's a good song actually to listen to on repeat forever!

>>40262768
cute!!!

I tried quiting you trannies but im back

>>40262770
I really do want this

>>40262792
yishuim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262773
Marie is nice

>>40262788
Lol, you're easy to please, Mary.

>>40262803
Tell us anon. Are you a whiteboi? How much would you love your beautiful snowtranner? How faithful would you be to her? What would you do to serve your Queen?

How long has this bnwo spammer been doing this shit here?

>>40262576
She did. She was like Ghislaine Maxwell
This is just transbian looking out for other transbains

>>40262824
Since you've been here. Curious.

>>40262824
crazy you show up now

QRD on who frogposter is and what pichu did

>>40262795
total corgi supremacy!
>>40262814
yeah I like making people feel accommodated and happy and showing them that they're often much more valid in their choices than they think :3

>>40262836
frogposter is a Jesuit priest that preys on young baby trans individuals and plays world of warcraft

>>40262824
since you first appeared lol

Why can't I ever stay asleep for the entire 8 hours?

>>40262836
frogposter was the owner of the traphouse discord server. best known for foldering every tranny who posts on this board and hitting on minors and collecting their nudes.

>>40262860
wizard's curse

I'd fuck

>>40262836
He ate a child and pichu helped hide the poop.

>>40262852
>>40262864
And how does pichu fit into this

>>40262836
he's one of the three horsemen of grooming
>frog
>faust
>snake
pichu sent him a topless pic before she found out frog is a nazi and a pedophile

>>40262860
Hi aura how was your sleep?

>>40262860
most people don't actually it's a myth and when you focus on the insomnia it gets worse because you're afraid of not falling asleep or sleeping through and that releases adrenaliine

>>40262875
ROFL

>>40262860
carpet
muncher whore

>>40262833
>>40262835
>>40262853
This same weirdo has been posting this shit in the trap thread for months, I thought they were from here, that's why I came here in the first place to try and figure out what's going on.

>>40262837
yishuim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262860
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262879
How do i get pichu to send me a topless pic or has he ruined it for all of us

>>40262899
you'll have to troon out to see her tits now

>>40262899
That'll probably be the only one. He leaked it. Then she leaked it. And now random people post it sometimes.

>>40262899
Just say your a “young twink” she goes crazy for those

I would rather be called a GAMP then a chaser desu

>>40262865
Gandalf?
>>40262881
Not pleasant, and my back hurts now
>>40262882
If you're not supposed to sleep for 8 hours then how long are you supposed to?
>>40262889
This is getting old now
>>40262895
Absolutely so

>>40262879
Your wrong he’s not a nazi he introduced spice to bnwo

>>40262899
I asked once but I didn’t work
I think the day are over

>>40262932
Pichu calls him a nazi regularly (she doesn't like him and calls everyone she doesn't like racist and nazi)

>>40262925
whattoes abisher thattoes matoeable

>>40262927
yeeims beautiflim matoeable

>>40262927
Babe let me give you a massage

>>40262890
yeah, whatever you say you creepy ass racist

>>40262914
Link to her leaking it?

>>40262948
She put it on an unsee at like 3am

Can someone explain to me wtf this thread is and why it consistently makes "popular" on the homepage?
What is a chaser?

>>40262927
> If you're not supposed to sleep for 8 hours then how long are you supposed to?
i mean that usually ppl wake up a few times during their sleep
also the eight hours is kinda bs... if you just get up when you feel rested and restored that is a far more reliable indicator

>>40262959
A chaser is a straight man

>>40262959
This place is for cis men and straight transwomen to talk

>>40262957
she always does things like that

>>40262940
You're beautiful baby
>>40262944
Please do
>>40262961
I see. Thank you <3

>>40262959
Chaser = based Chad who likes trans girls

>>40262959
Well you see it's like this...

>>40262982
another classic

>>40262982
Is that picture pichu

Pichu is so beautiful

>>40262994
trip on pichu

>>40262959
Men who like women with penis

>>40262968
>>40262970
>>40262976
It looks like you guys talk about literally anything but this

>>40262975
yishuim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262997
She's breathtakingly beautiful.

>>40263005
show me your feminine penis babe

>>40262987
Tyty
Need to add rach now that she's a reg again
>>40262993
Yes

>>40263005
See girls shouldn’t cute pics to showers tourist the caliber of girls here

>>40263005
Nigga u gay

>>40263009
she looks like a man with alt hair and butthole for a mouth

>>40263019
hello sirs

>>40263022
No she's hot.

>>40262879
does anyone know what frogposter looks like?

>>40263041
get some taste

>>40263011
>>40263019
Indians

>>40263021
I have bad news for you

Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262982
These are getting better

>>40262959
it’s a thread a couple of gay /b/ thirdies, mostly from india, decided to spam. Usually negging the women here

You can hate her but if you wouldn't fuck pichu you're a fag

Where’s dawgy?? I need to tell her something

>>40263052
Famously no. Probably because he's on the registry.

>>40263052
he got tboned in an intersection and no one has seen him since

>>40263086
she died and turned into a wolf

>>40263081
I'd fuck her but she's still not attractive

>>40263121
When you see her pls tell her I said vales verga

>>40263135
That is the most male thing I've ever heard anyone say

You're blinded by your hate. Pichu is absolutely beautiful.

>>40262532 (OP)
My chaser bf (he's big and strong and really in shape)
Everything else can be figured out as we go (he's really smart too)

>>40263150
agp

>>40263150
thanks babe

>>40262946
Name something I did that was racist.

>>40263138
chupa mi verga, cabron

>>40262532 (OP)
is it okay if im so attracted to trannies that i highkey wanna be a tranny myself?? like i wanna be a chick with dick specifically like i think that'd be really hot

Pichu is so hot i'd even suck her dick

>>40263162
I'm husstuss
>>40263163
Of course baby <3

>>40263176
agamp, but yes you can be that if you want

If your zoomer bf put on xqc streams while you were cuddling would you be upset

>>40263209
Powerful image

>>40263220
I'd kick his ass for watching such brain rot alop.

>>40263222
yishuim yeeims abisher matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40263183
her dick is tiny and she doesn't even have balls

>>40263249
That would be hot, if she was cute but she’s a hon so that’s disgusting

>>40263183
I agree Pichu is hot, I wish she didn't hate me :-(

>>40263167
why are you pretending to not be a racist now lol

>>40263259
yeah she's 6 foot tall and has manvoice

Prior to transitioned i DJed with Hedkandi

God my life was so diffewnt then lol

>>40262836
just discord stuff I try to ignore. i just know what happens in here

>>40263275
What evidence do you have that I'm racist? You people just say that I am with no proof.

>>40263310
bunny ride...

Any trans girls in Kansas City wanna get Chinese food and cuddle? I could really go for some sesame chicken and hot and sour soup right now.

>>40263292
Who are you even kidding right now lmao

realizing that seals are just fat water dogs basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjoepLlVL6o

>>40263292
you said you would never pet a black cat. that’s extremely disrespectful and racist

I really do miss Meffy :(

Need a trans gf with a tranussy that sounds like the sound a boot makes when it gets stuck in the mud then gets pulled back out

>>40263336
I prefer fur seals

>>40263280
omg based nona I love hedkandi

>>40263347
It only sounds like that if the dick is fat

>>40263361
Not a problem for me

>>40263361
that might be an issue

>>40263376
>>40263380
The duality of chaser

>>40263358
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times lol.

I miss travelling to play music, i do not miss doing drugs and staying awake for 3 days at a time

>>40263315
yishuims absoluerly soim

>>40263334
You have nothing to say, post evidence or stop accusing me.

>>40263339
No way, I have a black cat, so ha :p
Pic rel- he's in between my legs lol
https://files.catbox.moe/j41w2w.jpg

>>40263376
Top chaser
>>40263380
Bottom chaser

>>40263397
The duality of chaser

I like it when she's had an orchi

>>40263391
> i do not miss doing drugs and staying awake for 3 days at a time
yeah my life is kinda intertwined with this lifestyle and the whole electronic music scene so i get you.
nowadays I'm happy if I can keep the (hard) partying to like once every one or two months and the rest I just treat it as networking / business stuff...

>>40263418
Learning to politely say no, whilst maintaining a relationship is a skill.

Do you produce, or dj, or promote?

thinking about that scene on civil war where he asks the group what kind of American they are, and the people are like "Nebraska" "Texas" and then the one guys like "hong kong" and gets shot, why the fuck would he just say that?

>>40263393
Are you or are you not a racist? What do you think about Hitler?

>>40263443
None of these people are loyal to their host countries.

hiiii i fell asleep sorry is that ok. i missed everyone

"yeah i got that dawg in me" the "dawg" in me: i wuv you mommy

Should I get a kitten?

>>40263438
I've been DJing since highschool, but got ambitious about it about two years ago and started my record collection / regularly going to open decks, engaging in the community etc.
I'm just now getting back into producing, but honestly I'm more of a histrionic, performing artist than a sit at home and play around with music production equipment kinda girl.
Promotion thus far - no. Maybe in the future, but I think it's easier for me to just hook up with some bookers and get gigs that way in the near future (lol)

>>40263459
Hi bronya we all missed you so much

>>40263412
Im hoping to get one in the next year or so. Will making wearing a bikini in summer much less awkward.

Wish I was sucking gock right now

>>40263456
I'm not a Hitler fan. I don't like authoritarians. I'm not a Stalin, Lenin, or Mao fan either.

>>40263485
im sorry .... my sleep cycle has been so random lately.... idk what's going on qq

>>40263412
oh im getting preapproval for one rn!

>>40263443
i always thought he said that bc in the movie there would clearly be a wrong kind of american to be, so rather he was trying to sell himself as being outside the conflict and from a (historically) pro-democracy and america loving place

"yeah i got that dawg in me" the "dawg" in me: i cant fucking do this anymore man i cant this shit is way too fucking hard man i wish i was a caveman life would be so simple

>>40263507
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40263504
>oh im getting preapproval for one rn!
Different chaser here, but that's a good girl. If it makes you smile even more, then it's worth everything

>>40263479
You are living the life! Hehe i can just imagine the headphones, listening for that beat, getting the perfect match and watching the crowd love the drop.

It is funny how production is literally sitting in front of a computer and placing the blocks together, i remembee fruity loops, im so old, but DJing you have to pay attention to the crowd.

If you can make women dance, the men will dance, if you can make that guy tapping his foot or nodding his head go wild, its a great set. I had many great sets, i remember girls dancing on the bar, groups of lads screaming and even the door staff dancing, good times

>>40263443
The bullet would have pierced far enough to sever the spine, he should have just slumped over. Smfh.

Y'all are making me want to go to the club

>>40263459
hemloperable matoeable deeny yeeims dreaimicalim

>>40263477
abisher yeeims grunnim shalttoeable orimisty shoppoeable fer soim

I hate saying good girl why do you faggots like that shit i hate you for making me say it fuck you

>>40263501
I forgive you. Make sure to take care of your sleep hygiene

im a Mao fan. idk who the other two are

>>40263507
I dont think dogs actually think that, i think they think: i hope master loves me, oohhh where is master going, toilet again, master is going to the fridge, yaaaay snacks WALKIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

Need rail thin tranner gf

>>40263544
i dream from time to time but rarely... they're usually prophetic but i don't remember very much of them. ive thought about keeping a dream journal or something to try and remember them better but it seems like a pain....
>>40263546
okay!!! you're right let me flip the bed rn

>>40263504
>i always thought he said that bc in the movie there would clearly be a wrong kind of american to be, so rather he was trying to sell himself as being outside the conflict and from a (historically) pro-democracy and america loving place
everything was kind of ambitious intentionally because that's the feel they wanted, like even your neighbors could be the enemy, hard to tell who's fighting who most of the time. but that makes sense, I could see this being the reason in his head

Good girl.

>>40263532
> i remembee fruity loops
i also got started on fruity loops haha (more than a decade ago)
> If you can make women dance, the men will dance
yeah I live kinda in liberal clubbing hotspot so most clubs are full of LBTG peeps (those parties are WAY better than the normie ones if you ask me) and imo the gays are the main driving force on a dance floor. I pretty much only go to predominantly gay clubs even before transitioning so I'm used to that energy and LOVE it.

>>40263571
i hate being so weak to this why do we faggots like that shit i love u for saying it fuck you

>good girl

You know what's worse? Good dog or good puppy. I fucking HATE that but it gets the fwb going. What made it worse was that at the same time I entertained the idea of walking her with around with a leash around the yard so she could pee.

Y'all are fucked but the bussy game fire.

just gonna lay in bed and eat ice cream while watching time travel stories on youtube

>>40263543
Let’s go to the castle in Tampa

ehehehe no comment

>>40263543
You're already a member of it. You just dont know it yet

>>40263583
Typo. I'm mobile posting, sadly. Fucking Verizon doesn't get here until tomorrow. I hate moving.

>>40263543
Anon, ive unlocked 15 year old memories, i remember, i waa a great DJ, because i always thought "what would make me dance now?" And then id think "shit im knakcered, i need a drink at the bar" so then id play a more mellow track.

So the night a had a nice flow, it was never boom 100% constantly, it was up and doen with a crescendo, so people would dance for hours without getting bored or tired.

My life was a bit crazy prior to transtion, worked as a DJ, male stripper and security bouncer, then transitioned and worked in regional management for a conglomerate and other businesses

>>40263565
deeims vocim recorddoeable offerish soim ifferish soim matoeable Ibisher suggoeables soim absoluerly soim

>>40263589
hassry abisher beautiflim wayimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

You're such a good pet

>>40263531
thank u thank u, im v happy and excited to become eunuch-moder :)

>>40263487
yah going swimming rn (tucking and wearing athletic shorts) is a humiliation ritual rn, i cant wait to have things be even a little bit better :/

>>40263543
ive never been to the club but it seems both like a lot of fun and like it could be very over stimulating

>>40263567
yah like i think it was unclear what his allegiance was or even what his question was testing for. i kinda really loved this movie, i think ppl only trashed it bc they wanted it to be about an ideological conflict than what the movie actually was (peak)

>>40263580
Bronya when is the 6+ minute Scottish accent girlvoice vocaroo coming? I can't reach orgasm without hearing your heavily accented voice.

>>40263605
FUCKING STOP

>>40263601
i seeeeeeee that makes sense it seems like a good technique

>>40263612
You're a good girl

>>40263605
panicking and throwing my phone across the room
>>40263609
I HATE YOUUUU

im so weirdly worked up over this rn: if i think yaoi is hot, does that mean i secretly see myself as a man if i self insert as the bottom????

>>40263575
I DJed in the normie clubs so straight men are too cool to dance, too cool, gonna stand by the bar cuz im so cool oh wow the clubs poppin and everyone jumps up and down.

The gay scene is miles better though because everyones there for a good time, i worked the gay scene as security and it was a good time, you are right about gay men, they can dance like the rents due and their feet is currency, like coordinated moves. But most of the clubs in majorca were normie straight places, its where i got offered stripper work, and it was still good but yeah lgbt clubs hit different

>>40263613
yeeims cuddoes alsim makim ittoes withintee abisher viddoeables anddoes soim iffery yeeims wishim tee addoes mre contexttoeable absoluerly soim

>>40263634
no it just means you're a fujoshi. i genuinely agonised over transitioning because of that but fujoshi is normal it's ok

>>40263590
I've never heard of this place. Lets do do it!!
>>40263594
Thank you baby (:
>>40263597
You seem like you've lived an interesting life! I bet it would've been fun to dance to your songs
>>40263607
Yeah. The club seems like an experience that's only fun once every 6 months

>>40263634
You won't be able to see yourself as a man once your little balls are gone

>>40263589
Did you know time travel is happening constantly, its just that we dont reslise it. Last week the nazis won, the week before that Greece never existed as an Empire.

It changes all the time, its just from our perception things have always been this way

>>40263607
>become eunuch-moder :)
You're gonna become a perfect GF-moder

>>40263634
Total fujoshi death

Good puppy, now speak, bark for me. Good puppy.

>>40263659
Is there a timeline where you're not a faggot?

>>40263607
Orchi mode is like a weight off your mind, its the best, can miss a couple dosses and be like yeah im cool, no masculinisation happening to me!

>>40263597
> My life was a bit crazy prior to transtion, worked as a DJ, male stripper and security bouncer
you kinda sound like me ngl
I was never a stripper nor bounce prior to trooning, but there definitely were a lot of crazy things I did - like starting my own interior design business (and failing) or my first full time job getting hired by a hot guy to be his assistant
I guess I had the energy to be the one to keep his schedule up to date and kept him from going crazy and went with him everywhere as emotional support. He was REALLY hot.. what a shame he has a cis gf nowadays.

>>40263681
Yeah im born cis and have a husband and dogs and a nice garden and wear aprons and dont have autism.

If you don't have an orchi you should get one.

this was an interesting thread to read
some of you really need a babysitter during these summer workdays

it is COLD asf here omg

Good girl. You're going to feel a pinch, then go to sleep.

>>40263709
Gm Pichu I hope you had a nice nap

I need to marry kichan

>>40263705
I WANT ONE SO BAD but i need to wait until next year to be able to get one for free

>>40263705
are they really good? i nvr rly thought about them much that kinda care is just so inaccessible here i kinda wrote it off as distant distant future stuff early on ... i wanna get rich

>>40263725
good morning!
ive been hunting monsties

>accidentally became someone important at work

This is what happens when I work on myself. Might get addicted to pills again.

>>40263684
Ahhh you have the type of mentality where you can just go from job to job and just do it so well. People like us remind me of Emperor Claudius, we just see things differently and can accomplish a lot but we burn out, thats our fatal flaw.

Ahhhhh in the alternative timeline you and him are happily together, nothing like having a hot boss, my boss at work was so hot we used to message each other all the time but he was married i miss him

>>40263733
Oh new monsters.

>>40263738
u shld do it i think. Life Is For Living

there is ONE (1) case of free FFS in my country and it was from last year where a tranny sued her healthcare plan so she could get a FFS for free explaining it wasnt for cosmetic reasons (you cant get cosmetic surgeries for free here) but for mental health reasons since it was a gender affimring surgery and etc and she won.
i wonder if i can get that too i just know about that single case tho

>>40263705
I very badly want to get one.

>>40263748
oh also ive been watching strange aeons videos about groverhaus and tumblr stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pBJ6i71Bk
shes funny

>>40263759
Set up a consultation.

>>40263738
I hate becoming important at work! Now you have to quit anon

>>40263758
I'll pay for your FFS if you let me hit.

Captcha: 0MVAG

I think the captcha wants you to get SRS instead.

>>40263764
I am terrified to put this video anywhere near my algorithm. I'm glad you like it though.

>>40263628
Rude. I still love you.

>>40263738
yeeims abisher importtoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40263758
yeeims cuddoes talkim tee peeppoeable abisher soim matoeable ittoes caany nottoeable hurttoe absoluerly soim

>>40263740
well the only way I could have any value as a human being if I was male was if I were to become a successful chad so I just repped and poured all my energy into that. Nowadays I'm mostly just reaping the benefits from that because I'm way more chill after transition also because I realize I have inherent self-value.
> in the alternative timeline you and him are happily together, nothing like having a hot boss, my boss at work was so hot we used to message each other all the time but he was married i miss him
I was still deeply in denial about being into men at the time, but nowadays I would be ABSOLUTELY head over heels about him... Oh Marcus ;(
Guess I'm still glad I got the opportunity to be around him a lot hihi

>>40263651
so it is just a fetish, thank god

>>40263654
do u have any tips for going clubbing for the first time? I only went to a bar for the first time a month ago, so im pretty new to this kind of thing

>>40263658
like in every day life i totally see myself as a woman in most every role/situation but i find failed male stuff so hot for like no reason T~T

>>40263663
i rly hope i can be someones perfect gf-moder

>>40263682
this is like half the goal, i just am so anxious about any masculinisation

>>40263767
This shit's gay as fuck. The fact that I'm in charge of people clearly shows that the growth potential in this company is broken to all fuck.

yeah I got that dawg in me

we have free BA, SRS, orchi and that one case of FFS here
i wonder if the doctors are good tho or the doctors will be shit then because its from insurance/the national health public system. i think i would do only the orchi for free since its the simpliest there

>>40263775
i love you more

>>40263787
Get it.

>>40263776
Aww

am i a good girl for taking estrogen?

yeah i got that dawg in me

>>40263654
Thanks anon, a big part was autism, luck and never saying no.

>wanna go to majorca and ask the clubs to play music
Ok
>wanna strip
Ok
>wanna work on the door
Ok

I learnt healthy boundaries now lol its ok to be comfy and to day "no!"

https://youtu.be/QMaVy5EbDhk?si=

(HAS IT REALLY BEEN 17 YEATS WTF LMAO)

>>40263766
Finding the time for that has been difficult for me lately. Got a lot of stuff going on keeping me very busy.

>>40263796
Yes you are a good girl.

>>40263767
Rule 1 of work: Never become important.

>>40263789
How about a quick "aye laddy, I love ye" for daddy?

am i a good girl for applying tgel?

>>40263813
Let me apply my dgel inside your mouth and ass, puppy

>>40263777
Me and you are so similar its unreal, i was chad before, i could have any man and any woman i wanted, i remember. And yeah you have that drive to be successful to justify repping.

Now we know we are enough, im glad things are going well for you, im gonna go about my day and randomly smile

>>40263812
you're so mean to me.... you know how ridiculous it'll sound in my accent... qq

>>40263794
i will try to get it next year. i need to wait until 2026 to be able to get it, its on the rules.
>>40263772
lol. i dont know if im too honfident now but i think my biggest issue is really just my nose. i'm not a big fan of my jaw/chin, but theres ciswomen with similar jaws. if i had a cute nose i think with just a good haircut and a makeup i would be able to girlmode even today. idk, i think im too honfident today tho tomorrow i will be normal again and i will be crying over other features on my face lmao
>>40263776
so cute rabbits!!!

>>40263824
I'm actually extremely horny for Scottish accents

>>40263820
awawawawawawawa

>>40263828
You're very pretty

>>40263795
absoluerly soim

>>40263828
yishuim matoeable

>>40263833
Last images chasers see before complete sexual annihilation

>>40263831
i wish i had one.... i rly don't know how i just ended up being an American....

>>40263782
I've never been to a club I fear. I think bronya has, maybe you could ask her?
>>40263784
I could never get promoted at my job. I hate everyone there too much.
>>40263798
I'd probably say yes to all that too ngl. Fun song btw
>>40263810
You get it

Good girl.

>>40263841
it's true! sorry for any damage caused i don't want to hurt chasers I love chasers i just get excited

should i drop a guy who doesn't think I'm the prettiest girl in the world?

>>40263782
do u have any tips for going clubbing for the first time?
1) queer club. no normie shit if possible.
2) never leave your drinks unattended
3) take care of yourself and your friends
4) have fun and try to forget about the world a bit

>>40263821
> im gonna go about my day and randomly smile
that sounds lovely... I catch myself smiling and being giggly a lot more than before! It's a really good feeling. Glad things worked out for us in the end

>>40263851
the drip feed of this is gonna make me addicted to this thread qq

>>40263833
I used to have this every day after work, then it turns out she was undiagnosed BPD and left her after a major outburst. MANY SUCH CASES!

I hope I have someone who'll greet me like this soon.

>>40263851
i swear I'm one of Pavlov's dogs

>>40263782
Go to a club with a friend who is outgoing and likes to dance. You might get free drinks too, especially if you're cute lol.

I want to slurp chaser finger

>>40263865
many such cases anon... hang in there! one day soon we will all find true love...

>>40263773
missing out!

Buying drinks for a girl is stupid. You came here with money, buy your own fucking drink.

Trans gf who understands when I sit at the computer with my pants down and my dick out, I'm not doing it for her

>>40263858
Yes. Would you keep or fire an employee who can't do half of their job?

>>40263873
Yes you're a good puppy. Aren't you, you good girl?

>>40263887
I thought I was special to you :(

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Candia
average ottoman victory vs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cerami
average norman victory

Trans gf who understands that there is a health bar over her head when I drink or lose big at the casino.

>>40263838
gracias!!

>>40263885
i had a bartender stop an older guy from buying me a drink before. actually kind of struck a nerve

>>40263887
just because it might be true doesn't mean i have to believe it

>>40263885
Yeah but if you buy me a drink I might dance with you!

>>40263858
You might be the prettiest girl in the world to me.

>>40263900
i wanna go to the casino with chasey... i don't gamble but it's fun to watch

>>40263885
Bitch, i spent all my money on looking good so you'll want to buy me a drink
(hot chocolate)

>>40263897
You are, but I have my own dick related needs, sorry.
>>40263910
Femdom post, desu

>>40263887
That's a good way to get your dick sucked. And you don't want do you!

Dancing around my flat to old songs i havent heard in almost 2 decades

I want to be pretty to somebody, it’s not fair

>>40263906
I used to be a bartender and I've done the same. You can tell when a motherfucker comes off a predatory. Had one guy tell me off that I was ruining his night, then I pointed that I've seen him here before with his wife, which I have.

Fucking cunt.

>>40263926
i dabble

>>40263924
Omg I love you too wulfim. I'd choose you too baby

>>40263942
Based, saved a girl from date rape and saved a marriage

>>40263895
i'm a good girl! head scritches and pets please!?

>>40263942
Reddit loser

>>40263879
Get slurping, princess

>>40263925
All I hear is BROKE NIGGA ALERT.

>>40263942
this is like something baldgaysimpcuck would do

>>40263942
huh. wait am i the cunt?

I don't like coffee. So for a coffee date I'm stuck ordering the most feminine gay shit there is.

>>40263925
>i spent all my money on looking good so you'll want to buy me a drink
This crushes on femoid twitter, but it's a self own desu. I look good for free.

>>40263949
Yes, because letting an obvious early 20 year old get hit on and sexually advanced by a 50 year old man with obvious liver disease makes for a nice drinking environment. Fucking retard.

>>40263945
yeeims silimenttoeables matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40263962
No

>>40263957
show us your penis, slayer shirt

my head hurts really bad but i am not allowed to fix it

>>40263991
why not?

>>40263991
I've got a different throbbing head for you to worry about, babe.

>>40263954
You heard right but you forgot how good my tits look in this dress

*wiggles tits*

>>40263950
Did you know your thumbs put together side by side is the same as the width of your dick?

>>40263966
i always order a double espresso after the guy orders a triple onions milk frappucino or whatever and watch him kind of crumble a little inside. im not trying to emasculate him or anything i just don't know much about coffee so i just stick to the classics. sorry to all men

>>40263991
You should, like, fix it.

>>40263989
shine up that head baldy

>>40263796
good job princess

>>40263995
not allowed to cause surgery soon
>>40263996
okay
>>40264009
how?

>>40264008
I'd get a cappuccino, then bully you for being a tryhard.

>>40263966
Drink matcha tea, become feminine

i don't know who slayer shirt is that well but it's nice to meet you!

>>40264027
Drink water. Eat a meal. Take a painkiller.

>>40263991
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

There aint nothin going on but the rent!

Gotta have a J O B if you wanna be with me!!

https://youtu.be/3l1PKQVVE3g?si=

>>40264028
you already know i would fold instantly

>>40264027
what surgery? i hope it goes well

>>40264034
>Take a painkiller
i am not allowed to

>>40264027
Oh wait nvm you have surgery. Good luck, have fun. Shit yourself to piss off the surgeon.

Tanner gf that looks cis and doesnt care that i dont have a job and i watch anime and play games all day

why does nobody recognize my 9/11 trauma?

>>40263947
Good girl. You like having your head pat huh? What about scratching behind the ear huh, good puppy.

>>40263967
This is like bullying the homeless, real queens understand the struggle

>>40264044
getting my balls lopped off
>>40264054
the surgery isn't for a bit but i have to stop ahead of time

>>40264060
You get a neet agp hon gf

>>40264006
I masturbated furiously in the bathroom stall earlier when I dabbled in some peruvian preworkout. Those tricks won't work on me (at least until for another half hour).

>>40264035
Thats a huge hamster, have you put him on steroids

>>40264071
>when you hurt me, this is who you're hurting

Yeah. I know.

>>40264081
orimisty abisher tinyim rooim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40264081
That's a chinchilla.

>>40264076
>peruvian preworkout

This took me a while. Back when i was younger i wouldve sucked that stuff right off your dick, but now i do not engage in such naughty behaviour

>>40264095
No it's a rabbit

>>40264012
shine that small penis for us

Early goonday. The sis and her daughters are visiting this weekend. Don't want to wake up late and smell cummy and unshowered when they get here.

>>40264097
I stopped a while ago too. Sinaloa Sinus Sauce is expensive.

>>40264107
do you best anon!!!!

>>40264070
mhm! goodness just thinking about behind the ear scritches is so nice. ^~^

>>40264090
Bully!

When i was homeless in the crackden, one crackhead confronted another

>you used to bully me as kid
>yeah i did, and what, im a bully, and what!
>Waaarregghhhh

Was a big fight

>>40264107
this post made me transphobic. help, someone show me their hrt tits to undo that.

Conetits are actually hot

>>40264108
to myself every morning when I wake up: I hope the guy who thinks it's wrong to bully Nazis doesn't think I'm a loser because I don't want old men to hit on young women

>>40264123
we need more crackheads in this world. hard workers they are.

>>40264095
Chinchilla, whos got the keys to me beemer!

https://youtu.be/WI-xQ7IksUc?si=

>>40264135
You're such a reddit loser

>>40264123
awfullim matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher wishim theyimisty wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40264110
I stopped after my rhinoplasty, turns out cocaine is the worst thing after acid to put near a nose

>>40264147
Bro please tell me 4chan thinks I'm cool I'm cring

I don’t have cones but my nips are pink and puffy does that count?

>>40264153
OY VEY

>>40264142
i am here…. now

>>40264159
Yes I like that.

>>40264108
racist cuck

>>40264159
I'm more of a visual analyst, it's a curse.

>>40264139
They call it grafting, a graft means theyre going to spend the day doing illegal activities to make money.

The very trainers im wearing now were from the crackheads, they asked me my show size and fav colour, and they bought me shows and said TWENTY QUID...FUCKING NOW!!

I stared him in his eyes and sad "15"

DONE FUCKING DEAL. God bless the crakcheads, except the ones the robbed and raped me

>>40264169
If you suck them or it’s cold they depuff and get hard obviously

>>40264117
Scritches all over for the good girl

When iving a stroke

>>40264180
You're going to have to demonstrate that to me.

>>40264179
You call it grafting, I call it grinding. You ever see a fentanyl addict up at 4 in the morning working his ass off? No. He's slump in the corner fucking up his posture.

When i was little i would do dance routines to this song. Aaliyah, taken too soon. Her dad introduced her to R. Kelly at age 12, and he produced her album Age Aint Nothing But A Number, he later married her in secret when she was age 15

https://youtu.be/xgYUj_pAD-w?si=

HRT tits are so fun to play with. You lick them a little and they perk up.

>>40264163
I love ya, Meffy :)

Tranners are so sexy

>>40264219
I looked so much like aaliyah before ffs its not even funny, surgeons ruined me

>>40264238
y r u black

>>40264224
woa... do they really? ive never really. had much attention on them. it sounds kinda scary

>>40264238
Aalyiah means "return to Israel" in Hewbrew

new thread
>>40264260
>>40264260
new thread

>>40264248
Genetics, fastest sperm, im a winner, bitch (pain)

sister just walked through the door and she’s already being a controlling, critical asshole.
>>40264228
hello teddyfren. been some time. i have been unhappy

>>40264272
>i have been unhappy
I'm sorry to hear that, beautiful. You know how I wish to always make you smile. Your bashful grin is truly endearing. I've been busy with a lot of stuff, and I don't have a reason to post without you here. I was hoping you were having fun with video games and your other nerdy girl stuff :)

Qt trans gf with good taste in shows/anime that makes me watch her favorites with her.

>>40264372
put your clothes back on we're watching the colour of pomegranates

someone choke me to sleep please
>>40264372
i have great taste

>>40264403
I'll only choke you to sleep after I nut inside you.

>>40264436
whatever i just can't sleep so any method you want. dealer's choice

>>40262712
can love truly bloom on the battlefield?
>>40262591
well that's not very nice
>>40262626
>>40262710
lesgen's been around longer than i have and i still came here that never mattered
>>40262692
no u
>transbian polycule buddy
you really think im pretty enough to pull pich? anon im blushing...
>>40262831
my only experience with her regarding frogposter was when she warned me to not trust him
i think ghislane maxwell was probably more convincing than that idk may be a bad comparison
>>40262532 (OP)
>what three things would you bring if you stranded alone on an island? (survival stuff excluded)
a surf board and box of books and drawing supplies ig
i assume electronics wouldn't be possible

>>40264453
>can love truly bloom on the battlefield?
no! rain of bob-ombs.

Goodevening <3 <3
How's everyone?

>>40265270
hemloperable matoeable Ibisher beautiflim absoluerly soim Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40265287
Hi! I can only like half decide this I think <3

>>40265360
yeeims unddoestanddoeables onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40262803
>>40262760
>>40262711
the worst cunts

https://unsee cc/album#8WKBTfBvR5UI

fuckkk I wanna throat fuck a tranner sooooo bad, I hate being a retarded GAMP I wanna blow the head off of a SOB called Reb with sawn off double barrel shotgun BANG!

>>40266058
neeims selfferish kilimenttoealbes allowimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>chaser on this website
>is extremely out of shape and ugly
YIKES