Thread 40263427

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I'm seriously worried about ice I just watched a YouTuber say that ice is like the secret police

every diesel cycle of a single cargo ship's engine outputs more carbon than my lowly honda civic does in its entire lifetime

sorry i keep getting too woke on y'all. i'll do some more purity tests or whatever the democrats are accusing me of.

>>40263452
How many of you have naked gremlins for cats

>>40263427 (OP)
I look like this

>>40263452
cute gato

>>40263461
Scare propaganda

>>40263452
whered you get this picture of me

ray bradbury short story about the dude who takes walks outside when everyone else is inside watching tv with the curtains drawn on their windows but instead of tv it's gay porn

>>40263427 (OP)
the beginning makes it look like hes about to spit and i would love it if he spit/drooled on my face ngl
>>40263452
why he mad :[

>>40263452
he cute

>>40263452
Why does it look like he came out of a coal mine

>>40263536
He's just ashy

A neatly put together office.
Sprawling wood desk, absent of any computer.
A large IBM Selectric typewriter sits off to the side with a dictaphone placed casually to the side.

The evening lights flicker in the deep blue twilight. From the large window behind, even with the blinds down the shadowy light coats the room.

Got the ok come over even though we were supposed to be taking a break today so I picked these up with a slice of chocolate cake from Eatzi’s

I'm worried that ice is going to invade canada

I LIKE FEM GAYS AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT!!!!!!

do it be fartin?

>>40263559
Very cozy...

HAIRLESS CAT OWNERS DONT WASH THEIR CATS FOR SOME REASON WOW

>Navy is supposed to be gay as fuck
>join Navy
>can't find a bf

>>40263564
That flower looks like a prolapsed butthole
You have very good taste

how do I get a big strong boyfriend if I'm a lil autistic and stupid

>>40263625
that’s neat but can you draw a cool s?

>>40263614
That was the 80s navy and earlier. You were born too late.

he moves whore nods

>>40263614
I am sorry this happened to you.

>>40263614
You aren't supposed to get a bf you are supposed to fuck around, at least in the military. Dating jeopardizes your mission readiness or whatever because you would value your bf above your other guys.

>>40263579
that happens every winter sis

>>40263584
how do I find a masc guy who likes fem gays who isn't a bipedo

>>40263616
my mom calls me the silver spoon child I’m a big splurger

>>40263642
> Dating jeopardizes your mission readiness or whatever because you would value your bf above your other guys.
So fuck ALL of the guys
Problem solved

>>40263683
Yea that's pretty much what gay military guys do from what I've heard

>>40263564
Cute, have fun

also yall the snapchat emoji with ur hands clasping their emojis face makes me weirdly emotional its so sweet and cute

>>40263692
that doesnt happen if they are truly straight. if i was stuck on a boat full of only women for months im not gonna start fucking pussy

bored but i dont have anyone to go out with tonight and id rather not spend the evening gaming and posting on an uzbek mercantile thrifting website
do i still stay home

>>40263736
go cruising in the gay bushed

>>40263736
its wednesday night bro u can stay in its okay

>>40263769
been a while since ive been out and about so i'm kinda antsy
maybe i can wait till the 4th, no doubt the twinks will be hounding the streets

>>40263736
install sniffies and jump around locations

>>40263801
not really my style

Does Mr pancakes really believe all that stuff

Keep trying to get on the Candace Owens train cuz I like Tim Dillon but I simply don't give a fuck about what this woman has to say

Damn im on my delta shit
Sleepin' all day

>>40263427 (OP)
cute guy....... i wish i had a bf like that....

I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY

>>40263829
see that's the problem w her, the whole macron thing could be amazing but she's a fucking charisma vacuum and just seems hateful / unpleasant

this is ICE and we are watching you

Oh hell no

canada needs ICE but for indians

this is ICE and we are melting inside of your mouth

Would you fuck a fat eighteenie?

>>40263724
Same

>>40263884
I feel nothing at all for any of them, not even a inclination of a boner that wants to happen

>>40263884
absolutely

>>40263856
She spends the whole time talking about herself and playing to a relationship I, as a new listener, don't have with her. Then I'll zone out for 30sec and now she's talking about some 300yr old religious movement cuz she read a weird book.
>charisma vacuum
Damn straight. Somebody go back in time and tell Timmy abt the French cryptotranny. Fucking imagine the poat trump/dillon call rant. Can't have nice things

>>40263884
I could be their father, so no.

>>40263884
yes

>>40263884
fuck yes

>>40263884
I could be their daddy, so yes

>>40263891
>>40263903
>>40263904
how many more phones do you have same poster?

Bros need help, I just took a shower and while im drying off I noticed I now have a firm bump on the inside of my cheek. Do I pop it orrr just leave it? It doesnt hurt but I feel like I wanna pop it.

How you hate on Dan? Most gay men aren't attractive or people I'd envy. I root for those types like I would for kids with downs syndrome to find love. Wholesome.

>>40263884
None of them are that fat

>>40263928
it's probably a syphilis sore, get yourself checked

so full >.< i ate too much

>>40263884
i took pictures of an shirtless eighteenie at a buss stop

>>40263979
Grindr souvie

>>40263992
Post it. assuming u checked his id and he's not 17 and 364 days old!!

>>40263713
Cuck

>>40263990
What did you eat? Post belly
I'm having raspberry protein smoothie

i could stand to be nicer on grindr, and when i mean nicer, i mean actually respond to people whom i didn't immediately find attractive after looking at them for ten seconds

>>40263978
but how much do you think the 2 porkers weigh?

>>40263914
yes

>>40264005
me CDC ur bi?

>>40263992
i do this all the time :3 post him!

>>40264002
yes i asked him after :-) it was his bday

>>40264018
Block them. It's a dating app not a friend app

>>40264018
that's just giving people false expectations...
>>40264051
the otter thread on /hm/ has some rly sexy pics

I guarantee it's the brown posters filming people in public. Gross sexless goblins.

>>40264064
whats wrong with filming in public? if you want to be a shut-in you can

>>40264064
shut the fuck up

>>40264062
i mean i've had it happen where their pub pics weren't immediately sparking, but their priv albums won me over

>>40264064
public is free filming space anon. know your laws silly

>>40264039
Always have been.

>>40264021
165lbs and 185lbs

>>40264021
Not sure. They're not fat though, probably average here in the US

byesexuals begone

>>40264088
well thats more fair... i just hate having to let ppl down if i dont end up liking the private pics either
>>40264109
intredasting
that gif lol gachimuchi is hilarious

>>40264119
If this isn’t fat, what would you call it?

>>40264119
they are fat, wtf

>lusting over fat, ugly kids when you could get a /fit/ bf instead
baka

We are the real monsters

Genuine thoughts on this?

btw should i trim my hair here yall

>>40264164
the skin tags
vomit

>>40264164
gross
>>40264176
lovely

>>40264164
Would you fuck this fit Latino?

>>40264146
Look at that nooooose

>>40264191
this is better, he actually looks like a human

>>40264182
your hips dont lie

>>40264176
i'm so hard i could cut glass

>>40264200
But the joke is that he’s fat. You wouldn’t actually fuck him.

>>40264191
Oh wow

>>40264191
probably
thick bottoms are delicious

>>40264182
i trim it when it starts to curl up, just makes it easier to clean overall

>>40264210
>>40264206

>>40264176
made for relentless bareback breeding

>>40264051
need a bottom like this

>>40264087
I'm not watching these brownoid.

>>40264210
why wouldnt i? he's pretty close to my type, maybe a bit skinnier than i like

>>40264231
not listening

>>40264210
Needs more beard and maybe tummy hair

>>40263869
I'm thinking of a number between anything and two

>>40264105
I've caught people filming me and made them regret it

>>40264182
post penis

>>40264210
strongfat is sooo much sexier than pure muscle... imho...
>>40264218
tru tru

>>40264250
that's a trans man btw

I'm 5'11 and I weigh 200 pounds

sniff it
lick it
eat it
fuck it

>>40264232
You think he would look better more plumped up?

Bottoms should have fat girlish butts and look androgynous.

>>40264273
ass eating 101

>>40263979
Its a clear bubble/pimple, I just asked grok and he said: mucocele, also known as a mucous cyst. So do I pop this thing or nah? I dont wanna taste whatever fluid is in there >.<

>>40264247
and when you get your head blown off for starting shit because of autism your moms gonna be on the news wailing about it

only straight men are hot and they are only hot because i can't have them

>>40264141
Well fed my son would look like that because I would feed him very well and always make him eat up so he becomes a big boy

>>40264274
yeah, and if he removed that cross but he's latino so that'll be impossible because they're dumb as bricks

>>40264261
https://voca.ro/1gaGiNR0zFxH

>>40264247
sure you have

>>40264274
He would look better with a mask. Miss the COVID days

>>40264280
You have schizophrenia spic. I knew the creepy loser had to be you.

>>40264288
Bad take

>>40264296
tf are you chimping about

>>40264273
Watermelons 101

>>40264292
I didn't touch them, they can't call the cops but I scared him into stop filming me

>>40264289
Whats so fucking funny bitch this is no laughing matter

>>40264289
You're as retarded as delta

>>40264305
I bet you did

>>40264280
recording someone in a private place (a gym) is against the law you dumb latino bitch

>>40264302
You should have drowned in the Rio Grande like brown turd you are Splotcho

>>40264176
would rim

>>40264306
its just surprising it took yall so long to realize im ftm

>>40264305
And when you get stabbed in the neck then what

>>40264176
Ew shave it you gorilla

>>40264287
Is this some gay fantasy of yours? Also F,M,K,R,Kiss?

>>40264311
I did. He's a little beaner fag who likes going around filming people while he pretends to talk on his phone.

>>40264141
frat boy twink death is always fun to watch; those fuckers just pig out the first two years of college

>>40264331
right, right….

>>40264324
You think a coward who creeps on ppl would even fight back? Delusional like debaser.

>>40264328
these photos continue to get creepy...they don't even look 18

>>40264344
you should just be v careful out there you never know what could happen to you

>>40264341
Get a life

Fully interactable

>>40264323
>Hurr durr people cant tell im a roastie even though they never seen or heard me

>>40264346
>they don’t even look 18

I'm baking a cake.

>>40264352
I am careful but I'm not scared either.

>>40264176
>>40264274
>>40264182
Anyway thoughts on these?

>>40264328
Kill them all and then myself

>>40264364
no one cares

>>40264346
continue? niggas been posting this same exact shit over and over again for years

>>40264363
this is me

>>40264346
no one cares

>>40264368
I'd fuck giton i bet he has a nice thick warm ass. Rest of those guys don't interest me

>>40264363
That is a child black people just look more nature younger

>>40264385
>he

>>40264328
id wager maybe two of them are 18+

>>40264393
he has a bigger dick than you

>>40264141
He's a little pudgy

I feel bad for the few sane non-smug furries that exist. The community like a cringe comedy film. Just when you think it can't get any worse, some guy shits in a public pool.

>>40264363
lmfao

>>40264393
i like trannies its a he now

>>40264397
she has a vagina btw

>>40264368
Stick some dynamite up their crusty ahh smelly ahh atrophied dried up vaginas sew it up and detonate

>>40264375
lol
>>40264393
Gitonia can be whatever she wants around me

why are all of these white teenies hanging out with some old nigga?

>>40264412
ramen showed his true colors

>>40264412
retired basketball player

>>40264339
His belly and butt probably jiggle
I like ex twinks though

>>40264404
Lol I'm not going to trip.

>>40264417
i knew there was always something off with him

>>40264382
based
>>40264395
so which two would you fuck

>>40264412
They doing the diddy

>>40264339
His gf was an encourager

This little turd needs to be euthanized along with Splotcho

>>40264451
>splotcho
lmao

>>40264440
Like my grandma i swear all these bitches have a gainer fetish

this thread got so hornypilled which is good but it makes me wish i was balls deep cumming in my beau's tiny dulce de leche ass

>>40264467
U have Latino twink bf too? Based

>>40264440
Nice

>>40264466
true. my grandma is concerned with how "skinny" i've gotten (i weigh 185 lbs lol, down from 250 a year and a half ago)

>>40264483
Imagine going out suffocated in that

>>40264486
Its in the air... floating to latino booty like a pie on the windowsill
>>40264496
great depression mindset fr

>>40264467
Too bad you dont possess any of those things

>>40264496
Good job . Grandmas are like that i think

>>40264496
That's a lot of grandmas. Seems Italian and Jewish grandmas have a reputation for it in particular though lol

>>40264516
what do you possess?

>>40264328
Cute guys. Cute tummies too

>>40264496
What’s your GW?

>>40264451
based

>>40264520
>>40264522
yeah, i know she doesn't really mean anything by it. grandmas will just see you won't eat 5 billion calories in one setting and be concerned.
>>40264559
like 165-170 and just maintain from there. it'd be the skinniest i've been since high school 9 years ago)

>>40264527
The bodys of weak willed souls

>>40264580
kys yucko

>cute eighteenie emo boys are no longer a thing
This is what they took from us

member when skunk was punk

>40264605
Trannies have woken up for their midnight tirades fun time's over

>>40264649
all i remember is him licking toilets

>>40264649
I remember when one of his friends raped him and took pictures

I identify as a demihuman queen

>>40264467
Post vagina and enlarged clitoris

>>40264516
i have molly and a chicken head on my table right now

>>40264656
>7 pm is midnight
I can see why you bang nails with a hammer for a living.

>>40264612
incredibly cringe aesthetic, zoomers look so much better now

my top becomes the most submissive little bottom whenever i grab him from behind and rub my boner on his ass. claiming your boyfriend's bussy is par for course, heh

holy fregoli

no one askef

nopony* askef

>>40264700
Alt zoomies still exist

>>40264743
it’s undeniably mental illness now they don’t look anything alike, he’s going to end up strangling his mother thinking it’s straight boi trying to harvest his genes

>>40264760
/)

>>40264763
yeah..

hate that dumb bitch

he loves taking my fat cock, but he won't admit it because he's supposed to be the 'top' in the relationship. news flash honey, bottoms have vers mode

>>40264842
>bottoms have vers mode
ew no thanks

so, uh, how about that airplane food

>>40264900
sorry, airline food, though airplane food is kind of funny to think about in retrospect

>>40264900
if im flying cattle class i always get a bit drunk at the airport bar prior to flying to make the food more tolerable

>>40264176
Hairy butts are the best

you all sound retarded tonight

>>40264141
Where do you get these images? Twitter?

>>40264981
i do not sound like tsucker

squeak

I do not suck, or like trannies, or want tranny penis. None of your barbs are accurate.

>>40265036
>>40264989

no one cares

god my cat loves feet
he will sit on my legs, on my feet, and on my shoes especially after i come in from working outside. he also loves playing with my dirty socks.

Hiii

>Horny hairy butt

>Look at this straight guy I'm stalking

>Would you date someone with HIV

>Larp post, fake pictures, mental illness

>I'm a gay man on hrt but also a lesbian respect my gender confusion and bisexuality

Fuck off the lot of you

should men wear dresses?

Man it sure is nice out, at night. I went out to get my tendies and it didn't feel like the sun was trying to kill me. It was nice to see the fireflies too.

I saw two cats and they both did this weird thing where they turn to look at me and then flop down on the ground and watched me walk by. Not sure what they were trying to say.

>>40265117
they wanted you to pet them or give them attention

>>40265106
based.

>>40265113
this fucking hairstyle needs to be obliterated from existence

>>40265106
lol

>>40265036
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
I really wanna zigazig ah

>>40265126
Oh. Normally I would, but they were at peoples houses, maybe the owners and I didnt want to seem like a creep.

>>40265036
that’s the shirt they’ll bury you in pussy

>>40265101
why arent you being bred right now

How are you?

>>40265193
I-I don't have a boyfriend...

>>40265189
You got aids from McCrackpipe over here lmao and your shirt has greasy beaner stains all over it. Get some better clothes bum

heh

I will never apologize for boomer humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBVeXEVdlec

I dont understand why people post pics of three different people claiming they are the same guy. Maybe I havent been following the story or something.

my girlies in high school knew i was gay and pressured me into trying on a dress :/

>>40265240
the posters who aren’t face blind from autism are floridly psychotic and think everyone is the same person

>>40264612
I always hated the straight hair look. Unless someone can really pull it off. Hair looks so much better when it has some texture to it.

>>40265189
it's a nice shirt, at least it's not holey

>>40265240
which three guys?

Hey you guys you guys hey how are you hey how are you guys

hey you guiseeeeee

fuck off

>>40265325
ur mom

I just had sex with a guy turns out he was lying about his age and I never knew am I gonna go to jail

>>40265341
hands up and pants down

>>40265341
Meds now

Boy I havent had potatocakes in ages. That sure takes me back. I miss my "old country".

>>40265379
ube mochi pancakes or just cake are my favorite

>>40265341
Unless his parents find out and press charges or he decides to ruin your life it's fairly unlikely the police will find out or care. Mostly likely his parents you need to worry about. Also: shame on you, if you're fishing in those cloudy waters at least ask to see id.

>>40265379
israel?

>>40265394
I picked him up from the mall and he had a book bag which should have been a red flag but I figured it's just because he's a bottom we went back to my apartment and we smoked up and then after we had sex he told me he's 16.

I want to be free.

>>40265422
Tell it to the police.

I remember when I heard him say that I felt like the whole world was in slow motion did I really just do this? I feel incredibly guilty.

>>40265422
move to a different apartment immediately and change numbers

shit that never happened sward

>>40265433
down the road not across the street

>>40265341
You know what you must do. Its this or he sneaks up on you in 20 years when his life didn't work out, sends you to jail and takes all your money claiming it was rape.

what's everypony's lounge outfits atm

>>40265422
put your trip back on giton

>>40265445
shirtless with loose black shorts that end above the knee

>>40265445
Pajama pants and a wet t-shirt.

>>40265445
nothing

>>40265445
Pink thong with a crop top that says nasty

>>40265433
being in your 40's-50's and still being a teenager with your posters on your wall and cartoon t-shirts is very telling of your psyche

>>40265445
short grey jammie shorts and chudjackmaxing in a white t-shirt and my glasses

>>40265465
What does it say?

>>40265444
I don't think I could bring myself to kill him I would argue that what he did to me was rape except for the fact we did some drugs I think I'm seriously panicking if he says something about it to his friends or his parents.

hapless idiot of fate

>>40265480
No adults. Fitting for you lol .

>>40265489
Hey! That's my band name

>>40265488
Your under arrest scum

>>40265491
Thanks. I thought so too.

Why are we debating whether or not to kill children in gaygen

>>40265518
why are you as a homosexual aids man around children

>>40263427 (OP)
He cute. I wonder why someone so attractive would be attracted to incel ideologies.

wish he were real

>>40265540
his family doesn't know he caught it

>>40265488
Honestly its happened to a lot of people. Maybe just video record him talking about his ruse and tuck it away as insurance. If he ever does come at you later, which is unlikely unless you become both famous and wealthy, at least you will have something to mitigate any charges. It may not even be a charge in your jurisdiction.

>>40265455
>>40265456
>>40265459
>>40265462
>>40265478
>>40265522
post hairy legs and ass

What's my psyche?

>>40265567
Why do you sound like Debaser?

Those tendies were tasty. Managed to dodge the cruelty of my own cooking for another night.

>>40265548
>adults should be compensated if a child lies about their age and tricks them into sex

jeb, pay up

>>40265548
If that's rape then I guess I'm a serial rapist LOL

i like to join the tiktok lives of gay people and make them cry on stream

I used to lie abouts my age all the time when I was underaged that's why you ID PEOPLE it's not the child's fault and that's not rape YOU RAPED A CHILD they did NOT rape you

>>40265602
I like to garden, cook and take care of animals.

>>40265585
Its funny how broad the appeal of that show was when it ran.

I was a big Carol Burnett Show fan. Harvey Korman would crack me up.

>>40265585
you are mentally stuck as a teenager

>>40265606
why did you lie about your age?

>>40265630
Because I was a child who didn't know better being taken advantage of by perverts

>>40265606
>ID people
>I forgot my ID at home
>here's my fake ID sir, see I'm 21

i killed a wasp this morning and instead of just crumpling it up with a paper towel i dropped it near a spider's web of a spider who is living in my kitchen. i hope it enjoys and is respectful of the hearty meal i bestowed upon it.

>>40265651
You should be able to tell if it's a fake plus how that many kids have fake IDs not many
And plus plus it's better than taking no precautions

I'm the Luka Magnotta of getting raped

>>40265697
Please go away

new when