Thread 40265612

I want a sleazy attractive narcissist older man to take advantage of me and creampie without asking. I should just kill myself honestly

>>40265612 (OP)
me too anon but my definition of an older man is one 5 years older than me at max

veronica mars

>>40265619
What do you mean youre not into age gaps... that doesn't make any sense...

>>40265612 (OP)
who is thsi

>>40265680
i'm into age gaps of maximum 5 years, maybe 6.

>>40265929
No reverse image search? Aaron echolls from veronica mars

>>40265619
Yeah this man looks old

>>40265612 (OP)
I'd say 10 years age gap is optimalfor but I wouldn't mind 15 either. NEED:
- Tim Robbins
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Martin Freeman
- Mads Mikkelsen
- Tom Hanks
- Leo
- Gary Oldman
guess I'm really into middle-aged white actors...
> t. 23 yr old tranner. yeah I have daddy issues OKAY?

>>40265612 (OP)
hey babe, whataya say we head down to the pawnshop and sell my foodstamps for cash so we can hole up in a motel six and smoke crack all night?

>>40268421
>>40265612 (OP)
I'm neither as attractive nor as old as these actors but I'm a horny piece of shit who will love you like a toy and that's all that you deserve. Where are y'all located

i dont think an age gap of anything less than 5 years feels very significant once youre both past usual college age
life experience varies so much after that, and people look 5 years older or younger than they are all the time through normal variation due to stress or self-care, that it's not straightforward
if someone was 5-10 years older theyd need to actually look and act older, and have a nice job or a real career, to actually feel older to an extent that mattered
probably over 10 years and theyd seem significantly older regardless though
15 or 20 would hit the right boxes for sure

>>40268550
jfc I hope you never lay your hands on another living being

>>40268443
Hearts in eyes "y-yes sir!!!"

>>40268550
I'm op who is a pooner not >>40268421

I have self preservation instinct so I'm actually too scared to sleep with slutty divorced dads but I am very into the idea. And since I'm ftm the best I will ever get is DL straight guys so why even try at the point

>>40268650
I like 35-55 year old guys. I don't have daddy issues so i don't think it's about that. I just like skinny/lean/fit older guys

>>40268764
This!

>>40268210
unironically i used it and it couldn't give me any results

>>40265680
i just know your ass loved the twilight series when you were 12

>>40269832
No I had friends who liked it but I didn't get it at all. I didn't have the capacity to comprehend romance or wanting a relationship until I was 16

Lmfao gay ass niggas imagine liking men

>>40265612 (OP)
women are not able to be anything else but women. there's no such thing as an "ftm". they pretend to be trans, change nothing, and go back to talkkng about how they want to be raped again. Female.

>>40269825
Sorry I understand

>>40269944
Omg...gay? Hecking validated!!

>>40270294
I am he/him straight women

>>40268250
52 or 53 at the time?

>>40270294
truthnuke

>>40265612 (OP)
>Pass
>Look hot
>Hop on seeking arrangements
>Take 50-60 year old cock up the ass

It really is this simple. Get some nice dinners out of it too.