A fairy grants you three wishes. They can be anything you want, except granting more wishes.
What do you wish for?

>>40274946 (OP)
>all mtf trannies grow 6 inches taller
>throwing rocks at trannies will be made legal
>hiv will kill instantly

>>40274946 (OP)
To be born a beautiful girl
To be rich
To be smart and accomplished

>>40274946 (OP)
1. immunity to disease
2. no more suicidal thoughts ever again
3. for my Mommy gf to have unlimited money

- to be pretty cisgender small biogirl
- better trains in the city of chicago
- eliminate the state of israel

>>40275975
first one + make hooni from suicide boy real and make him my boyfriend who loves me and also world happiness which would include the third one i guess

>>40274946 (OP)
if this really happened then id have to wish for ethical things like ending greed and war and hunger and whatever but i feel like that makes for an uninteresting hypothetical so
my selfish wises are
To restart my life born a cis girl
To be fated to find true love / my ideal partner (i don't want to wish an artificial person into existence, and i don't want to magically influence the mind of a real person either, i want to be loved in a way that is real and natural, the magic is just that we and whoever I am most compatible with in the whole world are destined to meet young and in good circumstances)
magic protection for my true love to never die in an accident or be killed or have any kind of severe tragic misfortune befall them so that we may live happily and healthily together for our entire lives

what does the fairy do if i immediately wish for omnipotence instead of honestly engaging with the question?

1. my body instantly turns male
2. i won't die until i'm at least 100 years old
3. global temperatures revert to pre-industrial levels and stay that way no matter what

>>40274946 (OP)
1. Make a perfect copy of myself that is successful and lives my life so noone is disappointed in me.
2. To be trasported into a place where literally anything I want happens, after I die. Should I want to relive my life but with preserved memory, just chill watching life on Earth or anything else, it will happen. Could also erase my memory of everything so I can enjoy everything forever.
3. To painlessly die.

are fairies like genies and trying to twist your wish in such a way that it technically comes true but not in the way you want, or are they more benevolent. i like to think the latter, but all the fae stuff i know makes me think it’ll be more like the former

>>40276098
>To be fated to find true love / my ideal partner (i don't want to wish an artificial person into existence, and i don't want to magically influence the mind of a real person either, i want to be loved in a way that is real and natural, the magic is just that we and whoever I am most compatible with in the whole world are destined to meet young and in good circumstances)
Stealing this because its perfect phrasing
+ permanently have ideal body including weight, sex characteristics, height etc
+ be insanely rich
But replace end all wars forever with the last one if we're being woke i guess

>>40274946 (OP)
all trans girls to have very wide shoulders
all trans girls to grow such strong stubbke and 5 o clock shadow that cannot be lasered off
all trans girls to have thick square jaws

1. Everyone in the world becomes more politically aligned with me and is open about it
2. Billion dollars, tax free, to do whatever I want with.
3. No world ending natural disaster until after me and my friends pass away.

>>40274946 (OP)
1. the ability to read the thoughts and feelings of others perfectly
2. for complete immortality until i decide my work is done
3. a nice home in the woods for me to live in while i work
poopanon's ambitions are sadly too much for just one lifetime to accomplish :(

>>40274946 (OP)
Love, time, and peace on earth

1. everyone on earths fundamental beliefs are altered be more or less the same as mine (no more wars, social problems quickly start being solved)
2. reborn into a mostly ordinary cis girl in a healthy family
3. a guy who is basically perfect for me and me for him and is also decently rich and successful is fated to be my husband
uhhh i think thats it. it also leaves room to face adversity so i dont become a hyper-privileged bitch ig

>>40276105
that's essentially wishing for unlimited wishes and so breaks the rules
they could also pull a genie and give you omnipotence but not the knowledge of how to use your powers

>>40274946 (OP)
>wish 1
my wife and i can live together forever
>wish 2
Kassie is healthy and not flat
>wish 3
abrahamic faiths are replaced with Ellaphae
>thus gradually turning much of the world into a loving utopia no more religious wars and hatred

Why are y'all wishing to be cis people when you can wish transphobia away and for better, cheaper surgeries w/ easier access

>>40277789
because we dont want to be trannies, stupid

>>40277796
Anon ain't nobody forcing you to do that

>>40277806
begone tourist

>>40274946 (OP)
1. hot loving caring soft older sister who also has sex with me sometimes
2. never age physically
3. my system is modified so that I feel less pain and get way more from pleasure and happiness and I don't gain tolerance to drugs

1. I become a cis girl with everyone in my life having remembered me as such
2. Become a professional at any skill I wanted to pursue beforehand
3. Get a functional death note

>>40277395
>>40277500
i’m taking the fact that the phrasing c “or pull a genie” means the fairy will not twist your wishes by default. in that case:
1. also stealing >To be fated to find true love / my ideal partner (i don't want to wish an artificial person into existence, and i don't want to magically influence the mind of a real person either, i want to be loved in a way that is real and natural, the magic is just that we and whoever I am most compatible with in the whole world are destined to meet young and in good circumstances) from
>>40276098
it’s a perfectly phrased version of what i definitely want, some assurance that i’ll meet the best partner for me with minimal weirdness
it’s really fucking hard to decide on the last two, i want to be selfless but also if i end up basically unchanged personally with free wishes i’ll feel like a moron. maybe
2. i wish every trans person’s entire body is able to change to their ideal body while they face no consequences from the sudden extreme change to their appearance
3. i wish for elon’s entire net worth to be divided amongst the entire trans population (if it’s actually .1% of the population for the world, that should be close to 50k a tranner. nice to completely fuck over musk and a very nice sum for most people even if it’s not a billion or whatever, that’s a huge boon to anyone whose not absurdly rich. don’t give me “it’s not liquid” or whatever. have all of his assets be bought and the money given to the trannies instead of him, idc)
trannies get their dream body and lots of money, i as a tranny get this as well, and elon musk becomes broke. seems like a nice outcome all things considered

>>40274946 (OP)
1. like all the other retards to be a foid
2. superpowers (specifically a toggleable midas touch type thing)
3. global communism without the need for war and industrial collapse or a climate/ai/nuclear crisis. pls

>>40274946 (OP)
ONE NIGGA
TWOO NIGGAS
THREE NIGGASS

>>40274946 (OP)
1) I wish I was a cis woman
2) I wish I was 19 again
3) I wish I was rich

>all transwomen grow 6 ikches taller
>all transwomen get a masculine man jaw
>all transwomen will hear somebody yelling angrily to them "you will never be a woman" every 10 seconds

>>40274946 (OP)
1. unify every measurement standard at random so that nobody disagrees on units anymore, fuck it up real good mix up metric and imperial idc just make it a single system that everyone uses everywhere forever without contest or question
2. give me the body i would've had at my age if i had been born a girl, flaws and all. give my mom the daughter she always wanted, perfection is for losers
3. the knowledge and ability to make the perfect bras, ones that dont loosen and that have a sizing system that actually makes sense

>>40274946 (OP)
1. loving parents
2. 100% certainty that if I die in this life, I'll be reborn as a cisf
3. unlimited funds
> let's have some fun and go out in style

>>40274946 (OP)
Kill all jews
Kill all muslims
Kill all Indians

>>40274946 (OP)
The ability to shapeshift
The ability to manipulate time

Would need to think about the third

>>40279584
Kill all the Mexicans?