Thread 40285177

previously on gaygen >>40283481

korean men missing for some reason

His mother literally I think he's the result of Soviet experimentation

i look like this

she’s panini pressed lol

Can someone draw Dan eating bananas in a tree thanks

why are the girls fighting :(

Hiii <3
I've never had boba tea before. Is it good?

>>40284871
Aww that's sweet. I'm glad they're so nice to you ^u^

>>40285251
i heard it was invented by the chinese to make western women eat balls

>>40285206
Whoa :o
I look like a caveman

>>40285177 (OP)
crushing her child

Putting my balls in Dans mouth and dick in mr pancakes to shut them up

fuck off you ugly pos, tf do you get out of avatar fagging here are you that desperate for attention

>>40285263
to death in order to eat it
its a cruel fucking world man

>>40285244
seed oils

Notice I got the dick interesting

>>40285202
wtf i meant kissing

m00t, fix this mistake for me NOW

why don't fat guys dicks get fatter but everything else does? that's ultimately why we don't like them, we want fat dicks

>>40285049
>>40285121
That game was such a pleasant surprise! I'm glad I got to play it

>>40285258
Oh goodness!

>>40285278
Post penis

gd is an angel and dan is a stranger to me, i know whos side im taking in this feud

>>40285300
ok but who are they

>>40285304
bc dicks are mostly spongey tissue with bit of fat, but some fat guys have thicker shaft

>>40285304
it's a massive disappointment

>>40285324
um i think one of them is jackie chan and the other is the asian guy from 14 reasons why

>>40285334
The AI got my lower face all wrong :c

>>40285275
I wonder what a 'realistic' pokemon game would be like
they never address the wild animal nature

>>40285334
Marina mogs

>>40285334
who are these people

I fucking hate pdf files

>>40285355
I hope they never do, much like they handwave reproduction and eggs with the power of friendship

>>40285369
adobe will own your soul and you'll like it

>>40285358
Stinko bean larpers that ruined gaygen.

>>40285202
They're bad at it

>>40285355
It would be a horror game considering a lot of the pokedex entries

>>40285391
Which ones

I wonder how the anti-woke crowd would feel if I don't set up fireworks today

I need him

>>40285409
CDC, yucko, and idk #3
Marina has kinky black man hair and appears to be a tranny

>>40285421
they look completely different if you look closely

>>40285421
I'm sorry I asked

>>40285433
It's just different lighting causing the visual differences.

Korean guys look like lesbians it turns me off
only Japanese guys make me hard

make sure you get my eyes right in the monkey illustration

>>40285357
<3

>>40285370
>>40285400
well obviously they wouldn't
but there's that sandwich mechanic and there is meat fillings
where did they come from...?

>>40285463
HOT I need him

>>40285463
Do you do your own hair

>>40285463
Leave your bf for me

Why do people think I'm more than one person? :<

>>40285463
Do you top? :3

>>40285485
Why don't you fuck off

>>40285485
schizophrenia

>>40285485
all brownies look the same

>>40285463
what a beautiful blue your eyes are, you do look in love

>>40285485
Because you spam a fake personna as a disabled guy with no life, but then you say you're a weed smoking chaser who drives a car. You're obviously a larp character.

>>40285463
Was your mom a neanderthal

>>40285518
hes disabled by autism not physically lmfao

>>40285472
:)

>>40285482
no but it gets unkempt fast after cutting and I don’t like styling products

>>40285483
I can’t do that

>>40285497
yes and well

>>40285514
I am he’s all I’m thinking about I’m just killing time here as a distraction

>>40285521
no but my dads side is Norwegian

>>40285504
Oh

>>40285510
I like brownies

>>40285518
But I am autistic and consume cannabis products and drive a car

I'm Irish and french canadian the best combination there Is because I am human shaped and have a human amount of hair

>>40285555
you don’t get it no one with autism has ever smoked weed or driven a car it’s just impossible

Tfw neanderthal genes

bottoms want one thing and it’s Neanderthal cock

>>40285421
goblin phenotype

>>40285567
vocaroo of you saying "Ooooh, banana!"

Ever notice how white people find a way to act like niggers on any holiday that isn't based on Christian custom

>>40285594
>>40285421
Don't be racist chud

>>40285594
everyone needs to act that way sometimes it only becomes a problem when you make it your way of life

>Valentines Day
lets push sex in public
>St Patricks Day
lets get drunk in public and make a mess
>Independence Day
lets blast music and make a bunch of noise late
>Halloween
lets vandalize everything and laugh about it

Penis

>>40285463
ew

>>40285542
Wish you're in my bed rn hotty

I thank God every day for making me gay so I can annoy the straights

lol the meltdown over not being able to control this gen is hilarious

>>40285177 (OP)
pocket monsters!!!!!!!!!!

>>40285785
gengar is the best pokémon

>>40285558
I'm an anomaly :s

>>40285579
Tfw goblin (〒﹏〒)

>>40285588
https://voca.ro/1bRY9upMW89z

>>40285421
Why is slayermethy so unhinged?

so this the power of grindr...

This is my actual non AI face

https://litter.catbox.moe/tbau3q.jpg

>>40285886
they’re just like us, our allies :)

>>40285902
what every gay man dreams of:

>>40285930
what you can't get

>>40285850
slayershirt is trying to avenge his sisma harrison
for some reason they think it was latinx who doxxed harrison and he's chasing and harassing after every latinx poster, specially bucko, in order to kick them out because two year later they are still butthurt bevause they failwd to control the thread

>>40285934
All the effort and he's still failing. He's ignored and dismissed most of the time

im somewhat of a newfag and i try keep up but all this schizo infighting between thread personalities and trips is tiresome

>>40285886
I'd block/hide

>>40286002
don’t bother it’ll just give you contact psychosis

bologna-flavored cum

Hiii, how are you?

Bubblegum Dream, Bubblegum Dreams
Blue as Icee
Bubblegum Neon, Bubblegum Neon
Yellow and Green
No one knows what dreams may come
To get some satisfaction
Tailor suited to your tongue
The cotton candy action

>>40286002
Hello new person! How are you?

im not weird, i'm normal

>>40286054
this nigga weird

>>40286054
Congrats on being normal, Anon!

>>40286047
thinking about seeing my baby after work

>>40286047
Chill. Meeting up with the boyfriend and his mom later this evening

>>40286083
i wish i could be normal like anon

squeak

>>40286105
are you a mouse? mice are cool

>>40286105
this is a fake gimmick. no one posts this shit. stop creating convo with your tulpa

Would you pay 20 dollars for 8 bbq wings

tfw no cyborg bf

>>40286134
imagine the fisting

>>40286133
I don't like wings

>>40286133
lol no, i could get 4lbs of wings for that money and make my own bbq wings

>>40286140
do it and drop the recipe, anon

>>40286117
i'm a bottom

>>40286140
But would they be the same as the ones you buy

>>40286134
honestly same

>>40286153
noted

cock pls

I was trying to fast on my new just stop eating diet and I accidentally ate jumbo chicken shawarma now I want to cry

>>40286148
>>40286159
ive made wings numerous times, and ofcourse it wont be the same as the ones you buy but i see as is the flavour and service worth such a mark up? im a cheapskate and the answer is usually no for me. easy recipe

>pour bit of sweet bbq and sweet chilli sauce into bowl
>pinch of salt and/or dried herbs like parsley or whatever or ground chilli flakes
>throw wings in and marinate for few hours
its that simple

>>40286204
was it at least good shawarma?

Meh looks trash compared to what I could buy + I can afford it
Easy answer thanks

>>40286211
I actually think those look better than ones i've seen, but I don't eat wings often

Nothing tastes the way skinny feels

>>40286264
Then what’s going on with your body?

>>40286047
Hi!!! Im fine, making dinner

>>40286211
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/39933520/#q39933599
;)

>>40286211
>>40286303
https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/40238635/#q40239020
:o you eat nice food

>>40286085
You have a baby?

>>40286089
Sounds nice! I hope you have a good time together!

>>40286092
Sometimes not being normal is good too!

>>40286289
Great! What are you making?

>>40286211
Wow that looks good!

Hella weird people itt

people discover that archives exist

>>40286351
I just came to an Asian femboy that looked kind of trans but didn't have tits, and he was doing kegels with his bussy while cumming. Is that gey

>>40286264
Penis tastes better

>>40286357
How do you search a picture in the archives? That's the one feature I've never tried

>>>/fit/76339409
>tfw no dad bod bf

>>40286371
gross

>>40286358
I just came to nothing I just got horny and jorked

>>40286371
Marina without the filters

>>40286384
kek

>>40286379
I didn't think I can do that. I have to think about something, like another person. One time I tried to not think about a person during fappo and it was just lackluster. I couldn't finish.

>>40286384
Hahaha noooo

>>40286211
Eww I hate wings like that I only like them on a whole grilled chicken

>>40286338
Pancakes

>>40286389
Stop watching porn. I used to be the same way.

>>40286392
Ohh yummy! Do you like to add anything to them? I like mine with fruit.

>>40286391
Nah man those kind of wings are delicious. You grill them and put buffalo sauce on and they're like some of the best chicken you can have
>>40286395
But how do you do that? I need another person to think about to get hard.

I'm trans btw

>>40286407
If you don't cum every day you will get hard easily

imagine eating thia good

>>40286415
I get hard while I'm sleeping, and I'll wake up from a dream about eating garlic noodles and be like how the hell did I get hard for that

>>40286416
Lmao queen

>post food, guess the letter
And that's how you have a /ck/ thread on /lgbt/ while jan can't do anything about it. This isn't spaghetti jan, it's faggotetti

>>40286445
Its fagottini

>>40286416
Jfc

>>40286465
Fagioli too, so that's why I like Italian food so much.

Going to walk. Last year someone shot at me on july 4 from a car. Hopefully faggots have better aim this year.

>>40286527
It's the best time to do it because no one will know it's not fireworks

>>40286536
they were too drunk to aim last year. I've been hit with pellets before tho, those sting. The 4th of july to beaners means get drunk and go crazy, nothing to do with celebrating the country.

>>40286555
kyss trannysucker

>>40286555
no lie there
be safe & happy 4th

How come black people never want to talk about the word honkey

>>40285334
el goblino

>>40285334
post the goblins all you want but it's the 4th of july and you're sitting on 4chan instead of going out with friends (yes i know i am too)

thoughts and prayers for shiza >>40284586

>>40286675
nta but im not even american, dont give two shits about what you yanks get up to

>>40286684
well the guy he responded to is american so what was the point of this post? thanks for reminding us other shittier places exist in guess

bucko vs CDC. who is more vomit inducing? i'm gonna have to go with bucko personally but its a close one

>>40286697
how do you know that anon is american?

>>40286679
ew. also
>the fucking cutting scars

>>40286562
cope porko
>>40286574
Thank you friend:) you too

had some corn from the garden earlier, it was the first corn and it was good

>>40286721
weak, could fit 4 of those up my ass

>>40286721
poast ahegao face cob sucking webm>.<

>>40285334
fuck CDC kill bucko marry marina

>>40286730
that's not how u eat corn

>>40286734
no I already ate it plus I'm not a whore

>>40286744
You have cute hand anyway, smol

>>40286721
oooh fresh corn is indeed a treat, on or off the cob. I forget the name of the kind I like best but iirc it can be white kernels or a mix of white and yellow. Its so sweet when its fresh.

>>40286752
typical gay hand
index and ring fingers are even the same length which is a sign of homosexuality iirc

Would cutting help me lose weight someone said that before and I don't get how razors are supposed to help maybe the blood loss equals less calories idk

You don't say typical in Canada you say quintessential or part and parcel

no one asked

>>40286780
do you say poopjeets in canada?

>>40286780
do boyfriends pee in you during sex in Canada or is that only in the US

i come to gaygen because i want to see trannies

I have a thing for fat men with long hair and shaved bodies

>>40286768
Lol mine aren't tho. Does that mean I'm straight?
Your hand is very soft and cute looking anon

If you want a gal who’ll please ya
Look no further than miss shiza

>>40286805
this but short hair and hairy bodies

>>40286805
got you senpai

>>40286807
all the better to stroke penis with, my dear

>>40286822
what is with trannies and diapers?

May Wotan smite the tappers of the taps I get on Grindr. I do not like them and question their sincerity.

DILF

>>40286840
>get a tap from a hot guy
>say I like his pics
>he says he likes mine, which are just like face pics
>offer to send more
>he says yeah
>send them
>no response
brutally devastating to my self esteem
I think it was the scars that scared him off

>>40286864
is bro naturally hairless?
he'd look better with short, trimmed body hair

>>40286798
My boyfriend's pee in me I don't know why they want to but they did
>>40286784
I've only ever heard white people say that

>>40286885
I don't get the appeal either desu
tops are weird

>>40286866
>get a tap from some fake influencer catfish
>spam for faggot paydate site
>tap from le deep connection gymbro manlet
>tap from 6'7 bottom sneaker freak
>tap from twink who's the opposite of my type looks like a young version of my dad
>tap from richfag or catfish 150+km away from
>message from empty profile "hey"
bruh at this rate I'm gonna send a bottom a message despite it being below me as a topChad

>>40286864
he makes out with his sons

>>40285177 (OP)
>>40284999 broke into it now that night fell, tastes good, feeling good

err. uhmm, i uh..

no one asked

>>40286921
that's normal for like saying goodnight or whatever

>>40286935
Moscato is the only wine I can tolerate bc it doesn't taste horrible

>>40286920
no old men? amazing luck lol

never seen a gay.

mj was a gay icon

>>40286952
few old men but I only count 28+ as old (or even older if not a hideous shriveled raisin)

>>40287000
daniel jonston vibe

post butthole (hairy)

post cock (uncut latino)

i just showered but no bf to inspect my hole

>>40287011
https://voca.ro/1ndFRPSXg8fz

>>40285177 (OP)
why are you all so homophobic??

>>40287128
are you recording this on the top of a mountain?? why is it so windy?

>>40287120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUbEf67bbrA

>>40287120
or ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICLXH8wdXhk

I really like when a guy makes gooner faces what is this called

ever had a boyfriend

Zzz...

>>40287165
Yes he send me this picture of us but I look ugly in it so I'm not posting it

Oooo

i'm so nervous about dating. how am i supposed to act normal if i constantly have perverted thoughts?? do i just detach my from my balls and focus on romance? when i feel a certain way

>>40287139
>>40287141
>>40287144
https://voca.ro/12M3h2fs67NZ

detach from my balls*

Can you make a gooner face why don't you show us

>>40286739
!
<3

damn yall i'm getting over a gigabit per second on wi-fi that's crazy

Ssshhh

It's loud outside :c

how do homeless people have smart phones with cell service

>>40287447
there are places that give out free phones if you have the right insurance.

>>40287447
Obama

>>40287447
https://voca.ro/1oqRRjX7aVgq

gosh. i just want to get railed all night long

Helping blind people cross the street

>>40285177 (OP)
the PAWB and the BBC are a natural pairing.

>>40287461
So this troll is Obama s fault? Thanks Obama

>>40287508
me too
>gosh
I say gosh and geez during sex and it makes me feel like a huge dork

>>40287562
Wtf

>>40287559
https://voca.ro/14hRh4u51vz0

That was me whispering

i need to hit the weights my arms are looking gaylien

Also who tf are you talking about thorny is that some discord personality the only people I see here are you marina and shiza the rest are anons

>>40287609
do it clap

>>40287622
Why are you calling me like clap I swear I'm the most targeted gaygen poster

>>40287631
BOOM

need to squirm on bf cock

Hello hello good morning!!
>>40287437
like windy?? Thunder??
>>40287655
genuinely curious why you're outside all the time
>>40287663
yuh same sis

I only have three things to say. God bless the troops, God bless america, and GENTLEMEN

START

YOUR

ENGINEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!

>>40287682
also I just want the world to know I desperately want the cardigan/jacket Kate has here

Today started with a tremendous amount of breakfast meats, ended with counselling the straights, and there was a decent amount of grilling and fireworks in the middle. Overall 7/10 day

Wish women weren't the way they are but God gives his silliest tests to his funniest soldiers yk

Penis

>>40287712
Many are saying this

>>40287682
https://voca.ro/1jGEigkgDSE1

>>40287715
Many should be posting this

I think I’m asexual now, I’m not sure. Ive always been terminally horny for other guys and now even looking at porn or thinking about fucking an ass is revolting and I don’t even remember why I liked guys (I never thought about it before, I just did). Idk what’s going on. I’m 28 btw

>>40287727
don't they make you feel drunk and giddy

>>40287682
Hiii how are you?

>like windy?? Thunder??
No, fireworks. They're loud and one already hurt my ear when I was outside ;-;

>>40287727
My condolences

>>40287750
Didn't think you were in the US. Do they do fireworks in your cunt for the 4th or just cuz it's a Friday in July?

Actually woke up early for once. About to be crazy productive today
>>40287720
ah I used to stay at our office all the time when I lived in my shitty dorm or when couch surfing so i guess I kinda get it? idk right now I prefer my apartment it's like my safe place and base of operations. Alsoo pls try and find irl friends I don't think it's healthy not to.
>>40287750
ah I forgot you guys have your independence day! Did you do anything fun except hiding from fireworks? and aaaah it's July already?? ;_;

i just feel fucked up and like I'm damaged and broken and like there's a limit to how much I can fix myself and I'm worried I've already hit it and that I'm just actually a relatively useless person who has to spend effort to do normal things to the point I don't have any energy left to be productive
I wish I were less anxious
I wish I could hold a job and a schedule without having intense dread and panic when I'm off or on the clock and feeling like a caged animal or someone with a gun held to their head
I wish I could be in public with more than just a few other people without feeling severe anxiety
I wish I could have good therapist to talk to instead of venting on 4channel
I wish I could maintain friendships or relationships without being suffocatingly clingy or inhumanly distant
I wish I could stop having nightmares and flashbacks and shit
it's all so over lol

Coulda been us but it's always dead here when I post. Hope everyone had a nice Friday. Gn moon gn stars etc etc

>>40287774
https://voca.ro/18Xa0vlqMc6F

.
>>40287793
:(

>>40287800
I'm eating the borgar what are you doing?

>>40287760
It's for Independence Day
What country did you think I was from?

>>40287774
>ah I forgot you guys have your independence day!
It's okay hehe

>Did you do anything fun except hiding from fireworks?
My mom and I are about to go out for food so that's fun :)

>and aaaah it's July already?? ;_;
Yeahhh it's been really hot too, like 100 degrees.

Like when I finished highschool moved out from my parents I got super lonely and that was awful for my menthol health. idk I'm fairly introverted but I still need friends to stay sane. idk it was also around covid so maybe that contributed lol
>>40287820
Just making some breakfast and picking out an outfit for today. It's raining so I'm thinking turtleneck and a raincoat? or maybe a suit and a n umbrella

>>40287835
Sounds like you're more normal than I am in that regard. I get lonely, each ig is why I post here. But i haven't had a friend that i felt comfortable with since i was 13 so there's no point in trying now really.

Suit with an umbrella sounds so classy! I bet you'd look cute dressed like that.

>>40287830
100 degrees???? Christ I melt at like 80 (if I understand farenheit correctly)

>>40287830
>What country did you think I was from?
You struck me as like Venezuela or some third world place. Wild to think your lifestyle exists in the USA

>>40287849
cuz he only hangs out with his mom? lol

>>40287861
Yeah p much

How early in the morning is it acceptable to start hammering and stuff I need to fix some ikea furniture shit but I don't want my neighbors to get mad at me
>>40287883
I think it's cute

>>40287893
I think it'd be cute for like a 22yr old in a failure to launch situation. He's 33...

>>40287898
oh yeah I forgot about that lul

zHi gaygen
I'm drunk and I just ordered taco bell on doordash, i'm watching sex and the city on hbo max
i love you

my bf can have my hole every day of the week if he so desires
my body can take it

>>40287912
I luv you too. Sounds super nice are you watching the movies or the series?

>>40287935
the series
Carrie just broke with with Aiden because she told him that she cheated on him with Mr. Big.

>>40287946
omgg CARRIE I was so mad with her during that

I had a vision that in the future there is a great war and in this war Poland will take over the entire world it made me so scared and afraid and sad that I woke up crying
I don't want to speak polish!

>>40287950
Right.
She needs to be fucking done with Big, he's awful for her.

big throbbing cock. mmm

>Straight couple and their sad obsessed in love with the man creepy gay friend
Any movies with this all too common reality

i hate fat people

>>40287973
Carrie just couldn't resist the bigussy
>>40287967
horrifying
>>40287981
>Straight couple and their sad obsessed in love with the man creepy gay friend
pain :(

>>40279891
>>40279891
>>40279891
>>40279891
recycle

big throbbing hole. mmm

>>40287993
grr

bump lol

wtf this threads down to 285 posts
someone was naughty tsk tsk tsk

all of the gaygens are still up due to people getting banned