Thread 40286474

fuck my cursed bod, life, and mind

>>40286474 (OP)
pull your pants up. you're not a nigger

>>40286519
based grampa anon

>>40286519
these are pjs that are slightly too big so they slip down.

>>40286541
those giant hips can definitely hold up pjs

>>40286546
i know. i look fucking deformed

>>40286590
not as bad from the front but still awful

>>40286590
>>40286601
fertility goddess bod fr fr no cap... can i get you preggo? please please please please let me plap you doood you're so valid looking. you're on heckin t right? that means i dont need to wear a condom

>>40286590
plapplapplapplap
sexxo

>>40286474 (OP)
>>40286601
Actually grim, does working out fix this?

>>40286630
he needs to roid and get super into lifting. not cardio, not lifting for strength, but lifting for muscle mass with PEDs.

>>40286630
op is probably unfixable desu. you aren't

>>40286590
>>40286601
hott. would plap

>>40286474 (OP)
how tall?

>>40286590
I pretty much have the same body, except I am not trans and just a guy. no boobs + wider shoulders

>>40286868
op would be fine if she'd just lift weights at the gym

>>40286887
Not sure about op, but I did a lot of lifting like 5 years ago. I can't get any weight, even when drinking weight gainers and eating. Just got a fat ugly belly.

Without some initial bulk, you just get defined very fast, but not very bulky.

My lower arms stayed thin, but my upper arms got bulky and chest area. Got a ton of female attention, but I didn't care about that.

If op tries to pass a girl, then actually less lifting. Muscles are not very feminine.

>>40286931
sounds like you were retarded and ate a bunch of shit. building muscle isn't complicated, and anyone can do it with the proper routine, especially OP who is literally on cheat juice to gain muscle mass aka testosterone.

>>40286964
I have some weird condition where I can't gain weight. But yeah, I was a retard and ate shit. I eat only healthy stuff now.
I know, I did build muscle. Very defined, but not bulky.

Op has tits tho? Is he trying to build bulk or pass as a woman. If that's what cheat juice does, then fuck that. lmao, it's not bulk it's just tits

>>40287018
op is a pooner

>>40287034
why are you calling him she then?

>>40287069
pooners are women

>>40286868
i don't believe you. you would mog op into oblivion probably. do pooners really larp as cis to samefag their own posts like this?

>>40286601
god I would kill for those tits

One time u called me hot
Your body is fine genuinley

>>40287069
you're too kind and good-hearted to be here. leave this place.

>>40286474 (OP)
hips aren't brilliant but those are very male shoulders so well done on that i guess

>>40287097
I am a very skinny guy with wide shoulders. Pretty normal and nothing special.
I'm 6'2. Only think I hate is I let myself go and drank a ton of beer, now I have an ugly belly.

Not a pooner, not even sure what the fuck that is. Just a bi tranny chaser. (with no trannies to chase in eastern europe fml)

>>40287709
>>40286868
>except with wider shoulders
>wide shoulders
you realize the shoulders are the entire issue with the op right?

>>40286474 (OP)
you pass with breast reduction.
dont worry about it.
it's literally one of the easiest fixes.

>>40286474 (OP)
>slutty waist

>>40287971
shoulders are like the most passing thing this pooner has going on what are you talking about? it's like his one saving point

>>40287709
how are you here an not know what a pooner is wtf

>>40291202
I figured out recently that I am faggot who enjoys cock.

Still don't get most genders and slurs. They are fucking retarded.

Genderfluid, pansexual, like, are you water that is attracted to pans nigga.

They/Them. Yes, me and the shizo voices in my head. kek

>>40286590
nice butt
t. chaser

>>40286590
I'm amab and I look the same, you're good if you lift and get top surgery imo
but then again I don't mind malefailing every now and then cause I'm a fag.

>>40286601
Christ, lol. Respectfully. But damn

>>40286601
op i came in this thread to say you looked cis but this actually is grim. it is 10x worse from the front

>>40292479
ignoring the tits or no? i bind obviously. is it fixable?

>>40292070
i'm sure you'll fit right in with the other gays on this board with that attitude

>>40292615
hip bone is more defined from the front and the space between the tits and the armpit is strange. whether that's fixable i don't know. it's less that it doesn't look male (ignoring the tits) but certain things just look weird. without that the general shape looks okay enough

>>40286474 (OP)
>>40286590
v shape is pretty good and with pants on you can't really tell the hips are big

>>40292781
you need to go lift at the gym though unless you want to stay a super feminine twink

>>40286601
what the fuck is this

>>40286601
I'm genuinely curious why are you not shaving

>>40292884
it's a pooner

>>40292615
nta but i don't think you pass as it stands. binding will not help when you have such large tits on a small body.

>>40292884
>>40293107
pooners should still shave. body hair is gross