Thread 40288324

cg is dead edition

Qott: what girl has the smallest wee wee?

Last: >>40285858

>>40288212
For sure vani

>>40288324 (OP)
qott: the girl reading this

>>40288324 (OP)
Whack qott. The real question is which girl has the biggest.

>>40288337
I think you have a tiny peenor lol

>>40288324 (OP)
I do I do

>>40288341
im hung asf cope more chasey

>>40288324 (OP)
>Qott: what girl has the smallest wee wee?
I saw one that was half the size of my thumb erect a few weeks ago

>>40288324 (OP)
>cg is dead edition
That's the power of pussy mate
Make a tranny go straight
Make Natasha go back to being Nate
WHEW! her dysphoria is cured how great!

>>40288344
Hmm proofs?
No way you could be cute as you are with a big cock tbqh.

>>40288344
How hung

You guys are faggots. Trannies are right to abandon you.

>>40288349
That's really cute. Damn.

>>40288352
i dont take my clothes off on fourchan anymore im in religious psychosis cause i did too much acid and im scared ill get struck by divine lightning or something
>>40288353
9" long 9" around

>>40288358
>im in religious psychosis cause i did too much acid and im scared ill get struck by divine lightning or something
Stop being the perfect gf please.

>>40288358
Cringe answer I am joining the bronya sucks bandwagon

>>40288365
PLEASEEE see a psychiatrist immediately
>>40288367
me too

>>40288369
Can't I just see you instead?

>>40288335
i'm only 15 months hrt im trying to let it atrophy a lot right now tho desu

>>40288374
sure come over i did 20 credits of psychology 101 and im excellent at diagnosing object permanence in babies now

waaa good morning thread

>>40288379
I have 2 masters degrees in psychology and getting a phd and I wanna see you test me

>>40288375
Are you using a cage?

>>40288382
do you have any theories on whats wrong w me

>>40288384
1. Being british
2. ???

>>40288385
nobel peace prize worthy i fear

>>40288388
Come to the east coast us and I think I can fix you thoughbeit.

>>40288381
Morning I missed you

>>40288390
hehe maybe one day. ill check my schedule

>>40288375
Good girl

>>40288393
thats nice of you. wanna have some tea w me again

>>40288395
Good, your last pic in this general was too cute.

>>40288399
Yes pls

>>40288404
ehehe im still getting a feel for my style lately so im trying lots of different things... thank you for the encouragement

>>40288408
np sucks I can't lift you into my lap.

>>40288406
you also have to eat what remains of my future attempt at making macarons. I have to try to actually make them tho i neeeeed

>>40288424
Tea and macarons would be lovely

>>40288424
If a girl made me macaroons I think I'd reflexively propose to her

>>40288428
indeed thats why i wanna make them. I love anything sweet. ive been called weird before tho because i like tea without sugar. maybe i am weird
>>40288434
very based actually. macarons are the purest form of love in the universe

>>40288383
no they seem super uncomfortable ive never done something like that

>>40288422
wahhh.... one day anon
>>40288443
is tea without sugar unusual? it's rare to meet someone who takes it with sugar here! have you tried the like. raspberry syrup they put in it in poland? i had a phase of being obsessed with it its really good

>>40288324 (OP)
>cg is dead edition
Trannies unironically let bitterhons psyop them into allowing them to drive off men who like them.
That's okay though I just nicepost trannies from the shadows now.

>>40288448
I have no idea actually. but most people ive told here act silly whenever I say i like it without.
I havent tried that actually but sounds nice.
I do like it with some honey whenever I have honey laying around tho

>>40288448
bronya should wrap her legs around my waits imo

>>40288456
as long as its not a fucking 7pin im on a kanchan wait for a yakuman
>>40288455
ohhhh honey in tea is so glamourous... princessmoded... i tried it with espresso randomly the other day and it was pretty good too honey is kinda sleeper

>all the chasers here are unfuckable incels
>thread dies
imagine the shock

>>40288468
My lawyer has informed me that I should have posted "around my waist"
As in I want your legs around my waist while you sit in my lap yknow.

>>40288468
princessmoding is my job frfr. but yea honey is a godsend i love it. bees are based

>>40288471
>tfw you're an incel but you've had sex regularly
this shit is so gay

Who gives a fuck about the gock, the true measure of a tranny is her balls and how high her pheromones get you.

>>40288486
The girl I've been sleeping with has a tiny gock and it's cute.

am I a tranny pheromones passoid?

>>40288471
Excuse you, I'm a chad volcel or maybe mentalcel at worst.

>>40288486
I fucking love smelling my partners, gets me wild as fuck.

>>40288490
ur pretty cute so yeah

do these chasers typing out sex scenarios even have a partner?

>>40288493
omg i keep winning. thank you thank you

>>40288497
Do fwbs count

>>40288489
I wouldn't care unless she wanted hairy muscular man ass then I'd be fucking praying it's smol.

>>40288497
of course not

>>40288501
It's just funny to slap around

>>40288471
I get plenty of attention from girls but never meet any trannies

yo, im hung af and want to talk to some cute ftms that need a latino king..I'm in NYC and am down to meet. I'm 6'1. rope bunny is a +, and I am down for beating/physical harm inflicted on you
tag: khide

>>40288519
we dont actually exist thats why

>>40288474
wahhh my heart is gonna break... i gotta invest in a body pillow urgently </3

>>40288519
It's kind of fucked i've only been able to hook up with trans girls even though I'm seeking every kind of woman.

>>40288524
How does a bloke end up like this?

>>40288528
I suspected this board was just trolls pretending

>>40288540
You're really kissable too I just want to hold your head and make out with you lol

>>40288553
ive never been more touch starved im gonna start posting on r9k

>>40288548
it was always trolls...

>>40288558
Why are you british just come here dumbass

Babe you're so cute i dont even care you post in cisfchasergen

>tfw trying my hardest to find a decent looking black trans girl
oof

>>40288567
its literally hell on earth here im trying to figure out a way out... but the economy... qq

>>40288594
leave the uk I'd press you against a wall and put a baby in you every day tbqh

i for one am proud of be a troll larping as a fat crossdresser for male attention. some consider it a job i consider it a calling

>>40288597
wahhhh ur too cruel i cant cope without that anymore

You're so cute babe i dont even care that you're a worthless fat whore who only uses men for money

I kinda want bronya to use me.

I need to gain weight...

>>40288610
im bery nice girl i would never use a chaser...

>>40288603
You deserve to be pinned down and bred.

>>40288624
i hope ur right... i will remain virtuous in both intent and action just in case

>>40288632
You're pretty and should be held.
I know I'm right because I am based.

>>40288636
in that case i have to believe you... thank u anon i love you

Why does it seem like every trans girl is into getting pissed on? What is the link between transgenderism and piss?

I need an ac

>>40288644
the trannies yearn for premarin

>>40288644
lmfao

>>40288643
thank you bronya you're cute.

>>40288646
assasin's creed?

Waiting for new girls to post in passgen so i can jerk off but its just a bunch of bitterhons

>>40288644
My cis gf when I was 19 liked me pissing on her before our shower every night

>>40288324 (OP)
idk but i have the biggest gock on this board

>>40288685
yea i think. if its cold it can work

>>40288697
I think that's not true

>>40288704
i wish you were right anon

>>40288698
you need assassin's creed

>>40288708
Why's that? How big is it anon?

>>40288719
big.

>>40288713
definitely. and a glass of water

>>40288726
how many inches?

>>40288738
It's so late anyone needs a glass of water also she should be carried to bed.

My ex had a huge pp but luckily it didn't even get that hard.

>>40288746
I dont wanna sleep again!! I like being awake

>>40288762
You should be held until you fall asleep!

>>40288765
I actually need an ac in my room when I fall asleep with this heat I think. im gonna die if this keeps going

>>40288776
Oh fuck I hope you aren't european

>>40288740
i’m not telling you! i don’t like chasers

>>40288786
always have been... euroberry

>>40288800
But I'm not a chaser! I'm just a neutral observer.

I wish I was a chaser...

>>40288810
8

>>40288803
Noooooo. Come to the states!

>>40288821
I mean they dont seem like the best place ever for a tranny

>>40288837
Yeah true I'm looking for jobs in europe

>>40288324 (OP)
be the judge

https://unsee cc/album#J9sTxqitWmWv

>>40288847
based actually. come to the civilized countries

>>40288855
Cute kissable tummy DUMBASS

>>40288860
I wish, I'm gonna try my best.

>>40288847
what kind of jobs anon?

>>40288870
rooting for you!!

>>40288855
>https://unsee cc/album#J9sTxqitWmWv
God i fucking love angel

>>40288877
Teaching/adjunct professor positions at colleges

>>40288879
cute

Come to australia and be my tranny wife

>>40288900
id melt...

>>40288883
do you need teaching experience to apply for those?

>>40288906
Yes but luckily I have 10 semesters of teaching experience in my field.

>>40288910
how hard is it to get a job as an english teacher in europe?

I think bronya is too hot to not be gf material

>>40288916
I mean I'd rather teach neuroscience but English I guess it would be medium difficulty?

I am berry material

>>40288903
My ancestors made the change from dreary england to god's country
You can do the same

>>40288920
that sounds very cool

>>40288923
You're jam, cutie.

>>40288929
Yeah it's alright. Hope that I can get in and leave this fucking stupid country for good.

ok naptime for bronyas dont miss me 2 much
>>40288917
gf material..... ill work hard to earn this
>>40288924
this is... actually a very good point. considering this

>>40288855
Just a man in panties
Where are your tits

>>40288855
Angle always wins

>>40288935
this is the board for men in panties. thats why they let chasers in

>>40288932
strawberry jam
strawberry jam
>>40288933
I hope everything is gonna work out smoothly for youuu

Tranny gf thats a cis girl lying to me

>>40288940
good one lol

>>40288941
Thank you strawberry I hope it does for you too!

>>40288940
Aren't you going to bed? Too cute.

>>40288935
https://files catbox.moe/xazq6y.mov

get fucked

>>40288934
If you do come to straya I'll fight that other chaser for rights to your bussy and gock

Cis gf thats a transgirl lying to me

>>40288944
im a cis girl pretending to be a trans girl that pretends to be cis
>>40288948
tyty

I want to lift strawberry into my arms and kiss her.
Kinda gay.

>>40288855
I want to cover you in bite marks, angel.

>>40288954
Nice gyno, barrel chest

>>40288954
HOT

>>40288972
incredibly gay. ahahah faggot

>>40288990
Fuckkkkk guess I'll have to impregnate her.

>>40288954
Ignore the angry hon, you are one of the most attractive girls to ever post here. If we ever dated i could not stop myself from being the most possesive partner you've ever had.
Also your laugh is cute as hell.

>>40288998
woah thats even gayer. you sure you ever gonna recover from this mr gay?

>>40289012
I talked to my priest, he laughed at me and called me gay so I went to a zoroastrian magi and he said it was ok as long as I did a specific fire dance.

>>40289000
that's very sweet anon tysm
>>40288989
please be gentle </3 my gyno might burst or smn
>>40288974
thank youuu

>>40288954
genuinely glad my hands don’t look male like this tbhon

>>40289036
I want to hold you down and rub your tits until you cant' take it anymore.
respectfully.

>>40289032
thats very nice. can you ask the zoroastrian guy when im gonna win the lottery. I need around 5 million euros i think.

Why is Bronya being a bitterhons to Angel?

>>40289055
You need 5 million hickeys DUMBASS

>>40289057
hey don't talk about my gf like that

>>40289057
nah bronya wouldn't be like this, she's nice to me

>>40289065
I cannot use those to feed my wasting money addiction. you have to understand

>>40289057
I don't think it's bronya, i think it's one of the bitter hons that like to post here.

>>40289073
No they have value pls understand

Its alright when they're being mean to the trannies because then it gives me free range to be as sleazy as possible and they always appreciate it

>>40289079
im not sure. I dont think i can put those in my silly gacha games. youre lying to me!!

>>40289077
Maybe it's just a chaser

>>40289099
You absolutely can! just try harder

>>40288954
I love you

>>40289118
maybe i can find a way to make them into money. ill become rich

>>40289146
Ah ok then I will have to put them on your neck as a full time job to be fair... right?

>>40288847
i’m also planning on moving to europe

>>40289203
Let's both do it babe.

voice noting gooner shit to this guy i know, kinda fun ngl

tellimenttoeable mimery somferish

>>40288350
let's circle back to tthis

i wanna cry :((

>>40289418
why

>>40289418
What's the matter anon?

>>40289424
>>40289432
the dude that i had a second date yesterday just called me and said he is not ready for dating out of the blue

the second date was perfect and he was less shy and acted more into me. what changed...

can i ethically forma long-term relationship with someone if i am depressed to the point where i will never be happy with anything

>>40289448
it sounds like he's not interested. that blows

>>40289476
i guess, just upset that he didnt tell me anything besides "i got scared of commitment" "im not ready for dating" blah blah blah

fucking annoying asf

>>40289448
what this anon said >>40289476 except you also have to consider that he might just not be ready

>>40289453
not rly

>>40289453
I don't know the specifics of your situation anon, but that sounds like a lot to put on another person. It might seem like the harder route, but it's almost always better to work on yourself before trying to get with anyone. It's not 100% "unethical" to try to form a relationship while seriously unhappy but it has a chance of seriously hurting any relationships you do try to form. You deserve to be happy and you deserve to make someone else happy.

>>40289448
Could be any one or multiple of hundreds of things. Not even worth torturing yourself over, this shit happens all the time. I once dumped a girl I'd been dating for 2 weeks based on a gut vibe, then a year later dated her again for over 2 years. I had a girl "just not feel it anymore" after 18 months. The best thing you can do is accept he's not the right one and keep rollin' on.

>>40289518
you're right, thank u anon

>>40288324 (OP)
I have bigger than average :(

>>40288324 (OP)
My gf is like 1 inch flaccid and 2 if she can get hard it's really cute

Gm chasies

lonely again :(

>>40289814
what's wrong nona?

>>40289818
im the one that posted about the guy thats not ready for dating

so im lonely again

>>40289448
russian grill?

>>40289832
youll find the right guy... i believe in you

i wish i could see strawberry pp

Ok tranners, would you let a guy smash with a raging, throbbing 4 inch hog? 4 American Quarters worth of pounding
>https://youtu.be/CjfKJrbjJ6E?si=QhzK4zH4MB53iazt

Making a biological baby with a chaser in 7 years when the technology is finished

>>40289976
>7 years
You're gonna be too old by then

>>40289993
No way, I’m spry as hell

>>40289993
not how it works

How are you supposed to tribute tranners these days? Print their pictures out and nut on them? My printer only prints in black and white. I'm not cumming on a screen. That's gross.

>>40290060
>My printer only prints in black and white.
Broke boys don't get to nut on tranny photos.

>>40290067
Actually, owning a black and white laserjet printer shows that I'm a high value male. I got it for my fancy wfh job. I wouldn't own a printer otherwise. Owning a laserjet printer signals my social status, but refusing to get a color one shows my fiscal responsibility.

>>40290074
Cope. I print out my hundreds of work documents on the free library printer that says no "Bulk Loads" then I bring them home to drop bulk loads on them. In color.

>>40290080
I've never been owned this hard desu

>>40290022
>>40290081
>>40290080
It's 2025. A warm summer's day.

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself) on camera.

Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My pussy is so wet for you Mono" Kat moans

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wetter (diarrhea is spraying out of his poophole)
Mono decided to stop cheating on Kat for a moment and closes Discord.
He gets up and starts rubbing his cock and balls in Kat's poop.

Mono starts jerking off furiously with his beloved pussy juices (Kat's moist shit from his male asshole)

"We are... LESBIAN WOMEN... I LOVE YOU KATJA LANG!"
Mono moans
Kat poops

>>40290060
I’m going to give you a file that lets you 3d print a model of my tits to cum on and you can earn other parts with good tributes til you build the whole me

Talk about shitting up the thread. Why is there transbian drama here, we don't care.

>>40290081
>>40290080
>>40290067
Kat is pushing a fat turd out of her pussy (his asshole) on camera

Kat is moaning passionately while spreading her pussy (his asshole) wide open. A warm summer breeze tickles her balls and cock.
Turds and liquid shit are spraying out of her pussy (his male asshole)

Mono is jerking off using Kat's shit as lube.

"Kat, I love you"

Mono cums hard and his cum and Kat's shit mix together on the ground

https://voca.ro/132IFXy1plJs
https://voca.ro/1iedTMXN2Fhj

>>40290111
This is genius.

>>40288324 (OP)
>me on the left

>>40290127
If you shift your hips over you can act like that big spear is your giant penis. I bet everybody would laugh.

>>40290137
would it be a good way to flirt?

>>40290111
Now I need a gf who's agp enough to do this

>>40290118
Clocky voice.

>>40290115
>>40290092
why the fuck are trannies so gross

>>40290147
I'd kiss you on your skeleton mouth immediately.

I was told as a kid all this shit about how you cant kill a tick with a hammer and only fire works.
just saw one and stepped on it and it was dead.

>>40290164
but I did learn something scary the other day. ticks can survive underwater for up to 72 hours before drowning

>>40290159
well I am a man

>>40290162
okay based

Good morning chaseys. I need to know who the hottest trans woman is so I have an idea of what to do if I ever get ffs

>>40290170
That's why you drown them in alcohol.

>>40290115
YOOOO THIS IS PORN!!!!!! ON A BLUE BORD!!!!!!!!!!!

>>40290152
I’m not tech savvy enough sorry it just sounded like a fun idea
>>40290164
It’s when a tick attaches to your or your dog’s skin and digs its teeth (pincers?) in. We’d light a match and let it burn a sec, then put it out and touch the hot match head to the tick which made its jaws panic release and it fell off.

>>40290171
>well I am a man

>>40290174
Pedro Pascal's hot sister.
>>40290164
I think they mean when the tick is attached. You shouldn't burn them anyway, sometimes they just end up vomiting into your body when you do that if I remember.

>>40290183
tf is that?

>>40290192
The cultural ignorance to not recognize American car insurance commercials on sight...

>>40290174
I answer this honestly and ten trans women angry reply to me how shes ugly and all the guys who think she's pretty are just wrong

>>40290203
Don't be such a pussy. Just say it.

>>40290192
Jake... from state farm...

>>40290196
I got the joke fellow old anon

>>40290196
yeah idc about ur culture sry

>>40290207
Sarah McBride

lol dude pretending to be me. gonna let this go because its funny

I wish people wanted to fuck me like they do McBride. Maybe I need to get some frumpy suits and wear my glasses more

I need more chaseys to answer my question
>>40290186
Based
>>40290215
She is quite cute

>>40290224
Her suits aren't frumpy wtf

>>40290213
Woah beautiful photo. Where is this? You took this?

>>40290234
that's in lovely down town Gary Indiana

>>40290224
I do like glasses. Get milfy with it.

>>40290174
Probably Ethel Cain. But she might not be a good FFS model because part of why she's hot is her unapologetic clockiness.

>>40290238
That's hilarious. Maybe even more beautiful with context. You didn't actually answer if you took it yourself though.

GLASSES DONT MAKE ME A MILF
30 IS YOUNG! YOUNG!!!!

>>40290174
it's me (sobe)

>>40290252
you'll be a milf before I'm done with you babe.

>>40290234
Boston
>>40290243
I do feel like a bit of a naughty schoolmarm when I wear my glasses
>>40290252
30 is young.

>>40290263
i really hope the science gets there before i’m too old :)

It's interesting how none of you said the actual prettiest trans lady
>>40290243
I agree but I don't really know why she's so pretty
>>40290258
Yeah you are very pretty <3

>>40290252
30 is prime milf territory. Embrace it. It's not old it's hot, focus on the ILF part.

>>40290279
>It's interesting how none of you said the actual prettiest trans lady
The woman reading this.

>>40288324 (OP)
>tfw no passoid to date, pamper and make love to every night until eventually she gets a bit old and her body start betraying her biology and I immediately abandon and ghost her

>>40290285
don't make aura get ffs to look like me. that's so fucked up

i would chase her to the ends of the earth...

You don’t have to like older women but many of them do have an extra 10-15 years experience giving blowjobs etc. Find a milf who has honed her craft

>>40290252
This post made me miss my 30 year old trans gf. She'll have turned 31 by now though.

>>40290291
goodmorning pee chew

>>40290285
Very smooth baby
>>40290288
That's evil anon
>>40290291
You're beautiful though! The chasey said so

>>40290299
And I would walk 500 miles.

>>40290300
khv milf sorry
>>40290301
i’m still 30 anon…
>>40290305
not a pokemon

>>40290313
>i’m still 30 anon…
You're not her though. She's not the type of tranny to lurk chasergen.

>>40290319
i didn't say i was her. you said you missed dating a 30 year old...

help

>>40290328
The only help I can offer is hugs and perhaps cuddles babe

>>40290313
40 year old virgin milf

>>40290334
i'm not 40 yet qq

>>40290324
Can you help me forget about her?

>>40290338
if she was special to you then you might have to carry her with you forever. best i could do is help lighten the load...

>>40290333
thanks i'm unfortunately not a transbian THOUGH

>>40290351
That'll do. Where do I find you?

>>40290359
i am here right now and will be going soon

I'm sperging out in my head again over how there's no point in a /passgen/ where people just anglefraud. Having something like a passgen is a good idea, but it just gets used for hugboxing and for skilled anglefrauders to show off. Is pichu here to agree with me and tell me how smart I am?

>>40290362
Where on the globe

>>40290307
Sorry babe I'm hairy actually.

>>40290358
Shhh don't say that word. The chaseys will start calling me names

>>40290365
Who knew asking spergs on 4chan to comport themselves would go poorly?

>>40290371
the chasies are dogs who deserve nothing

>>40290365
when i used to post there i would post my face from multiple angles and focal lengths and get told i should detrans and or kms. now i don't post there and am much happier
>>40290367
drop your discord

>>40290365
/passgen/ was always an attention farm, touching grass is the best gauge of passing

>>40290365
i try to not anglefraud by taking videos but i just can't manage it. i don't even bother posting anymore. wish i could show how i look irl

>>40290368
I'm into that
>>40290378
Goodness gracious

>>40290328
help you what

>>40290396
i got fat & now i need to stop being fat cause i look terrible :(

>>40290383
Are you in the US?

>>40290402
>i got fat
Post thighs, ass and tummy

>>40290407
i'm not doing that

>>40290411
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>>40290402
what's wrong with being fat?

>>40290307
>That's evil anon
it's not because I'll probably fall in love with her and forget the last step

>>40290415
i look bad & also i rest a lot of my self-confidence on being skinny

>>40290425
I'm sorry nona. I don't know what to tell you but I hope you can find healthier ways to value yourself.

>>40290421
you'll abandon me and keep in contact instead? and here i thought my ex was unique in that

>>40290421
On the inside the chasey is just a poor boy too afraid to love.

>>40290421
Wait. Awwwww!! <3 <3 <3

>>40290402
Nothing a little exercise can't fix. Don't stress about it.

>>40290413
Should’ve asked me

I really think bottom chasers should post hole

>>40290425
i love you.

Caitlin Clark has the biggest dick of any female I have ever seen

>>40290484
she’s my cousin and she is cis

>>40290486
can you set me up with her

>>40290490
no

>>40290493
:-(

How do I become a woman? Everything I've tried so far hasn't worked

she has really nice feet for a basketball player. I'll check in in 10 years

>>40290500
You just do it. You probably already did and didn't notice.

>>40290506
No. When I look in the mirror I see a male

>>40290500
ritual sacrifice

>>40290514
Then get ffs or get confidence. Probably both.

>>40290516
Who or what do I have to sacrifice?
>>40290528
Those are both hard to do

>>40290531
Nobody said becoming a woman was easy.

good morning chasergen
i had a high school dream again but this time i was hit by some supernatural thing that turned me into a cis girl back in high school, and i started going by johanna gilmore and tried to fit in as the new kid in school even though i already knew most other students
>tldr
wish fulfillment dream of youth
>>40290215
you're so right and real for this

why can't I relax
I'm just sitting at home, nothing to do. then I think "is my air quality alright?, I should clean out inside every vent in my home"
then I'll be tired after

>>40290556
Fair enuf

>>40290566
You should go outside more. More room for your brain out there. Inside suffocates it.

>>40290574
yes. much room for my brain to touch

>>40290434
well I meant the last two steps then..

chasergen, cisfchasergen,
when will they make intersexchasergen where intersex people can chase transes

>>40288324 (OP)
my ribcage mogs that skeleton

>>40290624
15 minutes of silence after this joke.

>>40290723
i am extremely skilled at jilling threads

Good Morning Husband

i missed out on being a party girl and now im too old
also i have a penis and most guys dont like that

i really want to get bubble tea for some reason. i think i saw too many people on xhs ordering it for delivery which you can TECHNICALLY do here but it is extremely expensive. do you like bubble tea anon? would it be a cute date idea? i pretend to be tuff and order the classic milk tea with 75% sugar but i really want an extra huge fruit flavoured monstrosity with as much sugar as possible

>>40290756
never too old to party. and guys LOVE girl with penis

it's saturday at 11am when all the chasers should be watching saturday morning cartoons and getting horny and confused at the female x-men heroes in their cartoons and taking it out on us.

but nobody's here.

>>40290793
maybe they got raptured?

>>40290807
guess so! magneto won

>>40290813
who's magneto is she from before my time

its the hottest day in the history of England, if I want to swim in my bin I will

>>40290820
a legendary trans woman with the power to manipulate metal

>>40290831
i love her
>>40290839
can't we all do this

>>40290771
not true im 22y already and no men dont like penis look here they say they love pussy its so over for us >>40281767 i will always be just a little secret to a guy that will end up marrying and living a beaautiful life with a cis women

i got blackpilled by men i will die a virgin chastity is the only way in thsi cruel world i should become a nun

>>40290856
take a xanax or something nothing is this serious are you super young or something. dating isn't so important get a hobby start enjoying the single life date at some point in the future life is good

are the chaseys gonna behave or do I need to keep calling them indian

>>40290822
we've had hotter this week tf u mean

i like playing games and having fun

penises are gay as fuck

wtf is a penis does it taste good

>>40290856
>i'm 22 already
>already
Lol. You are little baby.

i wish i was a transbián

what should we do now it's just us girls. we could femcel post without repercussions but im retired from that. ummm does anyone watch chiikawa

>>40290925
idk ask china

i'm almost twenty & a half should i just start carving my tombstone already

I like to make sex on trans womans.

>>40290950
trvke

>>40290941
i want to... i need to move there already....

>>40290946
yes you're a hag now

>>40290977
same tho, literally the only first world country lol

>>40290946
You'll be dead before you finish, hag.

>>40290993
I've decided it's my one and only dream ive never really had a life goal before so I'm going to go all in. im gonna go download some xianxiaslop for language practice RIGHT now. i wonder if there's chasers there though i guess they're everywhere

>>40290883
i never had a bf bronya i never had sex im literally a femcel (male) the difference is i have a penis and i want a boyfriend not just have sex and they want the oppositte with me
>>40290930
i started hrt last year itts over
>>40290913
this so much this i wish i were asexual and aromantic but no i spend my nights in my bed holding my pillow imagining its a boy and i will never have that men are cowards omg i cant be seen with a transgirl people will call me gay omg omg

>>40290790
>>40290790
>>40290790
new

what does the ai bot that builds profiles on people based on their activity online think about me googling "Chinese electric vehicle that cooks dogs"

trannies, would you introduce your chaser bf to your friends and family?

>>40291045
yea

>>40291045
i would introduce a normal bf to my family

>>40291025
Have sex femcel.

>>40291060
could have just said no

>>40291060
so not a chaser then

>>40291065
i dont want to just have sex omg omg omg omg i know that if i download grindr i will find someone to fuck me but thats not what i want i want a boyfriend

>>40291060
That wasn't the question.

>>40291025
oh you're just experiencing the one year blues don't worry about it too much it happens to everyone. hang in there nona!

>>40291074
I know I was making fun of you because you are basically asking to be bullied by calling yourself a femcel. There are normal good men out there still though.

>>40291045
to be honest I did this once and my parents still talk about how ugly he was and make fun of me. i didn't think he was THAT bad!!! I like FUBs!!!

Are forehead wrinkles bad?

>>40291094
no they're great

chasers, would you introduce me as your sissy crossdresser wife?

>>40291106
Can I just say wife and let them figure it out?

chaser bf who introduces me to his friends and family as his parole officer

>>40291088
>>40291089
>There are normal good men out there still though.
that will date an ugly retard autistic uglynosed virgin old boymotor tranny ??

>>40291115
wait but wouldnt this make me acab. FUCK

>>40291045
depends on what he's likely to do to embarrass me
normal boyfriend things? sure
talking about penis love with my mom? no

>>40291111
no, I want to introduce myself as "Dominatrix Sissy Queen Lactacia"

normal men are a psyop

>>40291123
penis love.from sixty nine love songs bythe magnetic fields

>>40291133
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES

im interested in some penis love. i took progesterone i think i could get into it

my bf is mad bcuz people assume he is the bottom between us and I need ideas for how I look more bottomy

>>40291143
lmfao im dying

>>40291120
Sure.

>>40291155
iu posted my face yesterday and they said i looked like goku

goku gf x goku bf

>>40291159
And? I'd introduce Goku to my parents.

>>40291129
That's literally me.

man i'd fuck goku

>>40291133
hi strawberry

>>40291159
that is the highest compliment I could give you, to say you look like goku means you're based

wtf means to look like goku whats wrong with chasers here

>>40291138
holy shit it's real
>>40291142
i want her hair color
>>40291159
hi goku

>>40291169
hi anon! cute gif

>>40291130
Sure if you're introducing yourself that's fine then.

i want to look like hinata not like goku i will never post face again i got oneshotted by a chaser

>>40291171
theres no chasers here this is just a thread to try and bait people into detransing

>>40291182
I'm not even a chaser, I just like telling people they look like goku

>>40291183
& it's working. i'm ordering trenbolone right now

I wish I was goku how do i become like him

I want to see the goku photo, I missed it.

>>40291189
ive started using tgel chasergen forever

>>40291183
same >>40291189 i will be on the next bodybuilding contest next year im not built for trannysm
>>40291190
have bangs and an ugly nose apparentkly
>>40291191
its on the last thread

>>40291189
You can tren-blow my penits, babe. If you know what I mean.

testosterone maxxing from now on
>>40291199
does goku have bangs? maybe im already goku

>>40291191
here >>40286458

>>40291208
i have no idea i never wathced dragon ball z but i have bangs and htey called me goku

>>40291218
to be fair, you really do look like goku, like wow, are you a Saiyan by any chance?

>>40291218
icic. ill investigate. I need to find a way to become the best goku

>>40291182
oh it's you
you don't look like goku you dummy
you look like dark theme sparky and i stand by it

>Cis girl I know starts showing interest in me
>Immediately drop the tranners I was talking to
Am I an asshole?

>>40291210
More like Dragon Ball P and that P stands for penits. Mine.
She does look like dark Sparky

>>40291235
>tranners
>s

Girlfriend who sucks my dick while I'm transmog farming because she thinks those "slurping up my bf while he games" videos are hot but I'm completely flaccid except for the 45 seconds after mimiron's head drops

>>40291250
this is literally the fucking dream

I got introduced to a tranny ex's family (and when I say family, I mean extended as well, which I had no idea).

Imagine a country club full of drunk off their ass rednecks asking me a million questions, buying me drinks and dancing with me. They were really kind. I only saw my ex three times that night.

>>40291227
what does that even mean. i only watched evangelion. its easier for me if you say i look like shinji or asuka or misato or rei or kaworu or gendo or whatver
>>40291233
>>40291239
sparky is cute so this is good but like shes a lot cuter and also her nose is so pretty and mine is so ugly i will never show my nose

wait will any of you play wow with me i really want to get into it but im scared... im worried ppl will be mean to me
>>40291257
thats so cute... this is usually what its like when i bring ppl back also i worry its a little overwhelming

Noseless women don't get bfs.

it was raining but it stopped after 5 minutes I hate the weather

>>40291235
Not particularly at least if you weren't very close, kinda if you were. Either way most people have options and a few would prolly choose a hotter guy if given the chance

the eternal truth for trans women here reading this:

whenever you feel sad, ask yourself if youre actually just tired or hungry
whenever you feel like the ugliest person in the world, ask yourself if you just need to wash your hair or maybe clean up your brows

life is beautiful and we control our fates

>>40291268
actually based

>>40291267
We weren't close. It was just a few tranners on a dating app.

>>40291268
im tired and hungry and i need to wash my hair and clean up my brows. but im happy. skill issue i fear
>>40291264
not even her

>>40291264
and uglynosed "women" get hatecrimed on the streets tho

>>40291262
I don't watch any of that other gay sissy anime stuff. I only know Goku, he is the only anime I know about

>>40291263
Everything inside of me kept telling me to get the fuck out of there, but I sucked it up and got used to it. I think that night I went to bed promising God that I would never drink again.

SAVE ME GOKUUUUU PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS

i never touched my eyebrows should i do it i dont know how to do they're kind thick but i dont think they're that bad girls used to compliment my brows when i were younger

I want to eat another icecream

>>40291280
you mistook p -> q for if q then p. fool

>>40291281
why would anyone hatecrime you, you're Goku

>>40291268
I wish I didn't have a sperg brain. It's easy to show that life isn't necessarily beautiful and that we don't control out fates by looking at an edge case. I could have been born an African child soldier or something. Obviously my life isn't that bad, and I don't have so little control, but is it so good and do I have so much control that I can rely on those things to be hopefuel? Not sure. I think the best thing you can really say is that if you don't try nothing will get better, which itself isn't always true, but that's hardly inspiring.

>tfw no tranny gf to spend the weekend in a mountain retreat to escape the summer heatwave

why do trannies hate mountains

I want penis in my butt. I just don't wanna feel gay while doing it.

>>40291304
FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

>>40291315
owned with #facts and #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logic_(rapper)

>>40291313
nothing gay about a woman taking a man inside her like she's supposed to

>>40291310
if we get too close to God sometimes He just lifts us up into heaven for our own safety and theres no chasergen up there

>>40291310
I love mountains but none of you outdoorsy chasers like me

Why don't trans women want care and support and to have our spirits entwined by a life lovingly shared?

>>40291310
lets recreate brokeback mountain uwu

>>40291323
But I have a penis and am a man :(

why are chasers such cowards?

i think i need to invent a new fetish

i am in fact smelly today and i recognize it but i will take a shower in the next hours

>>40291347
theres always room in the golemfuckers club

Why are tranners such cowards? They think posting their ass is bravery.

>>40291351
its smelly or stinky why do you guys have two words so similar for me its both fedida i'm fedida rn and i will take a shower so i can become cheirosa

chaseys would never post their ass, it's all boney and flat and smelly

"He lives on my block and he drives an IROC"

>>40291356
i am already VERY committed to this lifestyle. golem bf...
>>40291369
I WANNA SEE CHASER HOLELEEEEE

>>40291364
Variety is the spice of life. I'd kill myself if I had to use the same phrases all the time like a programming language.

>>40291369
Every woman I've been with has told me I have a nice ass, but it is frequently stinky. I'm the chaser who accidentally smeared shit on his bed btw.

>>40291324
understandable and poetic

>>40291329
>>40291334
we can do some comfy trail, smell the pines, take a shower and have cuddles/sex/hot tea as the cool night approaches

beachfags will never understand mountain superiority

>>40291338
weakminded

>>40291380
I know who you are....
you sick fuck.....

tranny (optional) gf

I turn 30 tomorrow and all I feel is dread. Been transitioning since 19, all that's ever come of it is flings with guys. I'm about to be worthless one as a woman, and second as a tranny.

coward chaser fucking shits

cis (optional) bf (optional)

>>40291414
Let me love you!

i do need to domy jab. bit late

>wah I'm 30 and have no one

Have you considered that maybe you were never worth that time and effort?

If anyone remembers my questions about dating bi trannies from a few weeks ago I just want to follow up and report that seeing that girl has been a huge success so far

>>40291410
I'm also turning 30 soon

>>40291444
congratulations on surviving the unchasers! i hope you're happy together!

me irl

So the other day I posted about this but no one ever responded to my question, so I'll ask again in hopes I get some replies.

The other day I got liked by this guy on Tinder. Operation Soda Steal is a video by YouTuber Cybershell. 1/2

>>40291444
the negative replies you got were all just part of the "aaaa evil transbians" demoralization campaign, they were always foolish statements. im glad you two are doing well
and nice trips

I imagine in my head that when a trans woman doesn't take their girl medicine in one day its like a werewolf transformation and hair and muscles start bulging everywhere

>>40291462
WHOAAAA IS THIS HIM i cant remember what he looks like... cybershell bf would fix me i need him so bad
>>40291468
its pretty much like this yea

>>40291464
>foolish
Pseud

>>40291468
No but when you see women dooming it’s often just them missing their shot for a day or two and spiraling from the hormonal shift

>>40291462
cybershell is really funny. i love his "what ARE chao?" video the most. you should go out with him
>>40291474
guh

ok guys. and gals i guess too (esemheigh). were settling this dispute NOW. are we logang, or are we jake paulers?

>>40291462
2/2. Same person?

>>40291480
yeah i think thats the same person for sure. thats an older video, right?

>>40291462
No idea

>>40291473
>>40291476
I'm not 100% sure it's him.

>>40291484
Not sure.
>>40291480

What do y'all think?

>>40291410
Happy Birthday! 30 year old women are peak, wya?

>>40291477
whats a logang. does it taste good it sounds like a fruit
>>40291487
it could be a catfish for sure but that looks like him 2 me

>>40291487
cybershell's name is andrew and he is 34
you think it might be a fake profile? the details are right but also i don't know the guy personally so idk if he's on dating apps

>>40291496
hes kinda agp smirking. do we think hes a chaser

>>40291490
i thought you meant like a for real catfish

>>40291475
oh that makes sense. I totally forgot how dramatic changes in hormones can effect someones mood

>>40291490
>>40291496
I ultimately do think it's him but I also acknowledge that it could be a cat fish. I messaged him with this the other day but he never replied.

>>40291500
weird that these things live in and eat poop at the bottom of the water, but taste so good as deep fried nuggets

>>40291500
the number of times i think im gonna get to go on a cute date and its another stinky little catfish flopping around. they're usually very charming but but im not a great swimmer so i fear its not a great pairing..

>>40291468
im already hairy and muscular even taking the girl shots uwu :3

>>40291499
yes.
>>40291505
ask him if he'll talk about chao for a few hours during a backrub

>>40291508
>it's full of shit but I want to put my mouth all over it
Real chaser hours

>>40291457
>>40291464
Thanks. I think the unchaser guys aren’t always completely wrong but this girl doesn’t show any of the signs they usually warn about and she’s really great and it makes me smile just thinking about her.

>>40291508
this is true of bronya also
>>40291505
its so over... he cld still reply theres hope

>>40291475
wait i'm connecting dots
>>40291508
they don't eat poop be nice to them :( & you can't eat madtoms they are toosmall & cute

>>40291421
I am unlovable

>>40291500
those are called bagre in my country :3

anyone 19/20 yo wants to make a pact that if we both alone by 30 we marry eachother?

>>40291505
Not replying when a girl messages first is such a powerful feeling

>>40291529
i have caught gafftopsail catfish which are Bagre marinus!

Male pattern baldness. What do we think about it?

>>40291504
Yep. If you have a trans gf put her shot day on your calendar.
>>40291526
Stable levels stable moods

>>40291549
i think its rly sexy. i wanna rub a hot load into their gay little scalps. theyre asking for it showing so much skin like that

i suffer from it
>>40291549

>why won't straight men date a woman with a penis?
>ummmm your hairline just started receding at 26? ick. you're not entitled to a gf.

i wish a man would take advantage from me but im too old and ugly for that

>>40291566
can u show me a single post saying its unattractive on men in this thread real quick

>>40291557
SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

too old to be groomed

>>40291549
it's ok it's asign of maturity anyways love is a de re attitude
>>40291551
mine are stable cause i'm on a monthly schedie just low now probably cause i'ma few days late

>>40291531
you're already in your 30s, steve

>>40291577
THAT IS A SERIOUS ANSWER IM GETTING BACK ON THE CUMSTACK FOR THIS EXACT REASON

cuddling strawberry

>>40291573
This is why no one trusts women. It's well known that mpb is considered unattractive. Imagine if men responded like you are any time trannies brought up how men think being trans is unattractive.

>>40291523
Did I mess up? He hasn't unmatched, but he has read them (I caved and bought read receipts)

>>40291549
bald men are usually pretty attractive
but i want to encourage them to shave it off at a certain point instead of clinging to it

me on the left
(you) on the right

>>40291549
balding is not sexy but bald is sexy

I wonder how im gonna be when im 30
>>40291586
why is it never lets give strawberry funds for her gacha addiction

>>40291589
im rly serious when i say the male perception of What Women Want is kind of bizarre. /fit/ and stuff made it weird like bgmd is bald as a cue ball and i think its really attractive on him. lots of girls like bald guys. i think the general consensus is just shave it instead of letting it recede tho do it with dignity.
>>40291592
no way to tell... just gotta hang in there

>>40291597
girlypop youre having a bit of a spiral
i prescribe you calming music and a warm foot soak

>>40291522
if she turns transbian on you just remember that you were warned

Really wish I was sucking gock right now

it's actually based to look like a neanderthal i decided

does anyone have any advice for maintaining nofap on progesterone i feel like im in fucking heat but i dont want to go to hell

i wish to be happy and have a loving husband

i dont think i will be when im 30

>>40291623
never doom!!

>>40291619
Time for the nut vocaroo

>>40291549
i don’t think it’s such a big deal

ok so he’s bald but maybe he has a really nice face? or maybe he’s compensating in other ways like being tall or having a nice set of abs. or just being a lovely man. guys make too big a deal out of it.

>>40291605
I messaged him this a little afterwards on advice from a friend but another friend thinks I made the situation even worse. If I upset him tho why doesn't he just unmatch?

>>40291619
progesterone literally scientifically has zero effect on libido

>>40291633
give it a while maybe he'll answer or maybe not

>>40291630
any soft moaning wld probably be drowned out by the industrial accident videos i get off to
>>40291633
most ppl dont unmatch on dating apps thats just the culture. dont stress too much! things come and things go
>>40291638
yea yea and estrogen has zero scientifically proven effect on mood its all psychosomatic i LITERALLY do not care its real to me

>>40291633
I doubt you upset him. Either way, I don't unmatched women when I ignore them. Why bother? You and your friends need to work on your rizz skills though.

>>40291549
all men look better with hair than without it
but not all men are ugly without hair

>>40291641
>>40291644
There's something alluring about the prospect of dating a YTer. I really just wanna talk with him. Is there anything I can say to him to help us truly match? Let's assume it is Cybershell.

>>40291661
theres no real way to guarantee it and i wouldnt triple text. dont get hung up on things... unfortunately consent applies to men too. for now

i look like curtis yarvin its so over

>>40291527
No!

>>40291661
>teehee there's just something alluring about dating a high status man is that weird

>>40291633
Let it go you autist

naptime. pray i wake up. otherwise immediate suicide forme

>>40291661
just wait really. texting too much too early is no good. if he answers then good

>>40291633
I am cringing.

>>40291679
thats cool im playing w my nuts
>>40291680
WOAAAA HIGHLAND COO those guys are so fuckin cute i wanna go see them soon... best thing about this stupid country

>>40291680
so based

>>40291679
I hate dating. Feels like walking on a tight rope as an autistic tranny.

>>40291692
its rly hard for sure. hang in there nona!!

>>40291692
You are overthinking things. Try and have fun with it.

>>40291695
>>40291713
I just want him to message. I have a bad habit of when attracted to a guy on a dating app, I only want that guy. This applies to Andrew.

>>40291724
You are overcommitting to an idea.

my big gigacut is going well. im down 8kg in 7 weeks, that's 17.5lbs in 7 weeks

>>40291724
that feeling is definitely real... its normal to get too attached to one profile. but just have fun! its a numbers game! you're gonna be on there for a while so try not to fall in love too fast. applies to everything unfortunately you gotta have a heart of stone to find the passionate love you deserve... love is a battlefield...

>>40291732
I know. It's a big problem. My therapist says I imagine scenarios in my head with guys I like, and she's right.

Last year I was obsessed with a guy named Adam and I ruined the relationship.

>>40291724
thats not very healthy I think

>>40291742
i need to stop getting fat inbetween jobs tho my diet of cheese and alcohol can only be maintained by lifting erry day

>>40291661
Trannies. If you could date any youtuber who would it be?

>>40288324 (OP)
>Qott: what girl has the smallest wee wee?
Hopefully my future wife

>>40291757
VSauce.

>>40291757
I dont think i would like being in a relationship with someone famous

>>40291758
my wife has the BIGGEST weewee and she MOGS me brutally </3

>>40291765
Every tranny ever

>>40291757
i can’t pick just one so here is my list in no particular order

madseasonshow
alfie deyes
dunkey
pewdiepie
ryan higa

>>40291747
Well at least you're self-aware. You should try taking steps to change this. I think it starts with self-confidence.

>>40291757
nexpo..

>>40291774
>madseasonshow
Imagine how he sounds when he cums

>>40291775
I have very little self confidence due to being bullied in school as a gay theatre kid. It wasn't till Junior year of HS I realized I wss trans. One of my co stars was a trans boy, and I was like
>THAT'S AN OPTION???
14 years on HRT come October.

>>40291790
i’m imagining

>>40291795
I should say too, he's the one who encouraged me to apologize to Andrew on Tinder.

He and I still talk 14 years later. Not as much, and we briefly dated but I realized I don't like T4T.

>>40291757
mr beast for the money

>>40291795
Congratulations.
>>40291819
Your friend gives bad advice.

>>40291761
HSTS

>>40291764
HSTS

>>40291774
HSTS

>>40291780
AGP

>>40291837
AGP

>>40291849
at this point im gonna be the hsts queen or smth

>>40291849
how is nexpo agp, i just want a bf who loves true crime too....

>>40291849
>wanting to date madseason, pewdiepie, and dunkey isn't agp

>>40291866
What does dunkey look like?

Gocky wocky

>>40291856
You kinda are honestly with Ava gone.

>>40291849
yay

>>40291926
woah based. ill wear the crown proudly

>>40291761
>>40291774
>>40291780
>>40291837
>they would date a y*tuber

disgusting. blacklisted.

>>40291644
>yea yea and estrogen has zero scientifically proven effect on mood its all psychosomatic i LITERALLY do not care its real to me
This is why Ava left us

>>40291877
dunkey looks like stonetoss

>>40291674
horrifying dreams which i had to thrash to wake myselfup from. teeth hurt because i dreamer i accidentally nearly ripped one out. left with phrase "primitive self-suck ritual" in my brain for some reason. guess i'll try again

vinny from vinesauce selfsuck AI video
yea I have it
yea I will never share it

>>40291955
Fascinating. I want to keep you in a vivarium.

>>40291757
at this moment im going with bobbybroccoli. hes really smart and knows a lot about the world and history and id love to listen to him talk about it. and hes recently revealed that hes literally superman-tier cute

I havent posted fat fuck today so here he is

>>40291849
please do mine please please
>>40291962
imagine the noises. wow

>>40291757
joel haver

I still need jimmy choo sailor moon heels

>>40288324 (OP)
>qott
shiek

hi cg my head hurts a lot rn but other than that i’m doing okay i hope u all are too mwuah

I think I should cure my myopia, fully embrace the evil

i am in pain

i’m bald, why am i so bald

>>40291757
also
>NileRed
>The ASMR Ryan
>NakeyJakey

also idk if these really count but i’m putting them anyway
>LowTierGod
>Catie Wayne
>Brenna Lee Mulligan from Dropout