Thread 40289709

Socks

first for shiza

I never see dog posters in here, no cute puppers?

Tbqpf she's not my dog.

>>40289756
all tops are dogs
all bottoms are cats

>>40289709 (OP)
>tfw unironically hot (even though those guys probably just did it ironically)
i want to suck dick so badly rn

>>40289736
I am wearing sweaty white-orange size 46 adidas crew socks right now (im a bottom btw)

>>40289762
Is this true?

Were The Beatles even good?

>>40289709 (OP)
Looks like gd if he was a jock

>>40289768
dunno what boomers see in it, i heard one song which i really liked(while my guitar gently weeps) but when i listened to other beatles shit it was terrible and boring

Just created a profile on Jdate. I’m gonna try date Jewish guys now. Wish me luck

>>40289765
Me with bros unwashed stinky sweaty white-orange size 46 adidas crew socks hes right now
>Bottom
Yikes do better

>>40289782
Get that wealth locked in honey

>>40289759
I hate when trannies try to hide their old pics of themselves. She notoriously sends cease and desist letters to those who post them. She also doesn't use her real name and Wikipedia doesn't even have her real birth name on it.

I only date guys with Blue eyes and white skin and seeing how Europe is heading I may be making the right decision

>>40289767
Yes like cats bottoms are selfish arrogant incapable of loving nasty evil creatures with dirty buttholes that take take take while never giving anything back and they will backstab you from a high place when you least expect it

I hate white trash

>>40289709 (OP)
they've definitely done that many times before to completion

american remakes of movies from other countries are trash, every single time

>>40289802
Based I couldve been blue/green eyed white blonde but my mom just had to get knocked up by a balkan brownoid atleast I still got the green eyes and Im not nearly as dark as my shitskin dad

>>40289842
I love watching foreign movies in their native language trying to decipher things for myself. Using subtitles are for the brainless.

There is no gay rights without trans rights

>>40289709 (OP)
Wtf is the joke here? Straight men are an enigma.

>>40289829
I like blue collar, working class, and country guys (I live in the rural US). Not into meth heads though

>>40289802
EU will become a Muslim federation in a few decades with a majority Arab/African population

>>40289864
the joke is the one getting sucked in pretending not to like it (after a good few seconds and multiple episodes) and the one sucking is also pretending not to like it (despite doing it multiple times) because if either of them like it then it's a huge problem but since neither of them like it it's ok to sexually pleasure each other

gonna repost since last thread is dead
>>40289461
I don't give a shit, I'm a big boy
I pretty much wrote
>inexperienced and curious guy looking for someone (ideally vers(to dedicate a bit of time
>in return, I'm open to doing nearly anything, it's a matter of arrangement
>my only wishes are you that you're under ca. 30yo, reasonably fit and will send a face pic
I'm also in eastern Europe so maybe it's a different experience here

>>40289819
Damn, I'm sorry that happened to you, but me and miss pancake aren't evil, she is especially nice for a cat.

>>40289869
and that's a good thing

>>40289858
you should watch this, its in sign language cos theyre all deaf, i dont think theres even subs for it either

>>40289798
i wish i were her

>>40289881
there are many men who like being with inexperienced guys, it becomes harder if you are a older virgin (over 30)

>>40289879
You'll never convince me either of those were straight men.

>>40289889
If you want to get thrown off a rooftop or get decapitated maybe

>>40289897
I'm 26 and kinda youthful/unserious
I'm fairly attractive (enough to get compliments here and there), decent body and face, 19x15 dick, high pain tolerance, etc. so I hope I score a similarly attractive dude

>>40289879
>since neither of them like it it's ok to sexually pleasure each other
there is no sexual pleasure or appeal to then. thats the reason why theyre doing that. how tf do you dumbfags not understand straight guys' humor? can you not chew and walk at the same time too?

>>40289897
>older virgin (over 30)
That's me

>>40289889
Western europe is so fucked

>>40289901
they're not. but that's what they will pretend to be because *wink wink* they're just joking
>>40289920
cool, vomit has no sexual pleasure or appeal to people guess everyone should go shovel some into their mouth then. more than once.

>being a virgin in this day and age where sex has never been more accessible
how

What is the ratio of virgins to sex havers here?

>>40289798
Lol, apparently she created her own Wikipedia page and has been aggressively editing it since then.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ethel_Cain
Trannies are on another whole level when it comes to pushing their delusions no matter what.

hi

I like boys n_n

>>40289942
I'm >>40289912, just extremely insecure plus trust issues

Pre-save Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You

Anyone else have a fear of intimacy? I can latch onto the idea of being with someone but if they were to show that same feeling back, I lock up, kernal fault, this isn't possible.

>>40289920
The average gay is just as retarded as the average women. Gays like Thiel or Turner are the exception.

>>40289920
No we don't I literally can't comprehend what exactly is supposed to be funny about these pretend gay acts straggots constantly engage in no matter how hard I try I have never jokingly sucked on a titty or licked the pussy of a bestie

I don't get straight guys in general anymore since puberty like when they want to do that stupid fist bump thing and I just stand there like a retard

>>40289891
my favorite silent movie..
Chelovek s kino-apparatom (1929)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyNB4-eN1E

>>40289938
>cool, vomit has no sexual pleasure or appeal to people guess everyone should go shovel some into their mouth then. more than once.
literally a female-brained take. go drink some red wine and tend to the cats, luv

>>40289961
>turner
who?

>>40289960
again, I'm >>40289948, that is also a big issue for me
I'm really afraid of letting go and seizing the moment
pretty much all of my emotional shit is fucked up, I can function platonically no problem but emotional shit is so fucking hard for me

>>40289948
This is part of it for me. Plus 0 confidence, body image issues, being socially retarded, and mental illness. I make 6 figures and own a house and I'm still a virgin at 34

>>40289963
Lol you are legit retarded and autistic. You don't understand straight guys because you are gay, you just don't understand human interactions.

>>40289971
Can you not send strays at cats just to own the delusional vomitfag, it makes miss pancake sad

>>40289960
Ditto. I make a lot of friends but the few times anybody came onto me I totally freeze and basically run out of the room and never talk to that person again. Virgin at 25. She is what she is atp

>>40289963
you're abnormal and they're mocking you. what's not to get

Darling Miss Delilah
While you're wasting your days alone
All your friends are hired
All your friendships are fading
Don't try to cheat the dye
Don't look the other way
It could play out wrong

Nothing in the world feels better than having your entire 5" cock inside a 40 year old mans mouth and busting down his throat without warning.

>>40290001
shiza looking fine

Dad bods are the best for cuddling

>>40290029
like these? :P

>hyperactive kid
>molested by clergy and camp counsellors early teens
>turn violent to cope and get into a lot of fights
>first relationship was literally goaded into cheating to test my faithfulness
>that skewed my view on relationships forever
>fuck everything that moved for a few years
>now 21yo and relationships and sex just don't do anything for me anymore
burnt out so fast. guess now i can focus more on university and video games

>>40290034
Yeah. Hope none of them shave

>>40290035
>>now 21yo
-_- you typed like you were at the end of your 40's or something, baka. get a midlife crisis and then report back

>>40290035
>Goaded into cheating
Mind explaining? No details you don't want to share, but how did you get goaded into cheating?

>>40290035
Did u get pozzed like gd

Can one of the straight humor enjoyers explain why my "straight" friend has given me 450m on osrs and won't let me hit?
Like why would a sugar daddy do all that and deny his sugar baby sex?

>>40289980
I usually try not to trauma connect but I've been thinking about my younger years. And I think my relationship with my mom which was bad, was worse on me that I could have predicted. Maybe it's that, beats me on how to get by it.
>>40289991
22 here. The virgin thing isn't something I dwell on, but it would be nice to have a connection with someone, that in my mind progressed at such a pace to ensure some security. But the only friends I make are straight, I have a difficult time meeting new people out here, and the gay folks, who I have nothing against really, don't have the depth I am looking for. Maybe I am a shrewd, reading people by their cover, I can own that. But I *have* met what I imagine, it's just they aren't into me heh.

>>40290046
dead by 35 me, i feels it
>>40290049
my first gf at 15 had an older bestie, the best friend added me on discord and started sexting me and said she wanted to see me jerk off so i did while my gf was in the same room as her, she then dumped me soon after and i didnt realize what had happened for a couple weeks
>>40290056
thankfully not, though i did top some twink raw since my last test so thats up in the air i guess. but im over allat now

>>40290035
>none of it your fault
shocking

>>40289912
>high pain tolerance
... how do you know

Need to cuddle naked with a 35yo daddy

>>40289984
I'm confident, even conflictive (a few days ago I swerved across 3 lanes to block off a jeet who cut me off on his e-scooter and scream in his face that he's retarded), work in the service industry...
but anything that requires letting go of my prejudices/anxieties/fears? no way
body dysmorphia too of course, I used to be an ugly teen and it fucked me up a bit

>>40290090
How is that getting goaded that's just cheating

these three dudes corner you at wendys restroom, what do?

>>40289943
0/1

>>40290090
>Gf
First of all ew.
Secondly, um that's not being goaded, that's just cheating... I thought your partner encouraged it then had regrets or something.

Are you trolling or do you really think you were the victim?

>>40290102
because they both cooked it up to test me, evil, just horrid bitches

>>40289912
u basically just described me except my dick is like 7"x5"

>>40290090
You can't get hiv from topping, unless you both have open sores/wounds on your dick/ass respectively.

>>40290090
>my first gf

told you he would take no responsibility

>>40290073
>on osrs and won't let me hit
what's there to hit, its a game?

>>40290110
>Be me dating guy
>Guys friend starts sending me flirty messages
>Block and tell boyfriend
>Boyfriend knew
>Break up and block boyfriend
This is how you pass the cheating test, actually, not by instantly folding

>>40290124
He's a trucker and he's been to my state multiple times. We could have easily fucked about 4 times.

>>40290096
self cbt n shiet
>>40290114
let's fuck

>>40290138
post blue ballz

>>40290126
common sense. in my gaygen. i refuse to believe it

>>40290138
>>40290131
>>40290126
It's 2025. A warm summer's day.

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself) on camera.

Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My pussy is so wet for you Mono" Kat moans

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wetter (diarrhea is spraying out of his poophole)
Mono decided to stop cheating on Kat for a moment and closes Discord.
He gets up and starts rubbing his cock and balls in Kat's poop.

Mono starts jerking off furiously with his beloved pussy juices (Kat's moist shit from his male asshole)

"We are... LESBIAN WOMEN... I LOVE YOU KATJA LANG!"
Mono moans
Kat poops

.... TRANSBIAN LOVE....

>>40290117
oh ok, guess i shouldnt worry too much, cheers
>>40290109
>>40290123
>>40290126
who tests 15yo boy like that? what horny 15yo would say no to some peng older girl asking you jerk off for her. i was set up to fail and my bitch gf in the same room as her, shit was over before it even began

>peng
jesus it's a retard

i read that. all of it. why? just why? -_-

>>40290105
Fuck, kill, marry

>>40290150
Ew gross please don't reply to my posts ever again. I don't need (you)'s that badly

>>40290151
I don't blame a 15y/o for failing that test, I would expect a 15y/o to fail. But the 21y/o telling the story still thinks he was the victim so I will blame the adult version of you for not learning lessons.

>>40290151
Dont worry about it youre bi which is basically a disability its in your nature to cheat and not your fault bis literally cant help themselves

>>40290105
Kill, kill, marry then fuck when she's ready

debaser in an american flag speedo dancing on a float to madonna's vogue chanting "USA! USA! USA!"

>>40290217
you have to fuck atleast 1

>>40290144
I never hurt myself enough for them to stay blue but I gotta say a few times I got scared I mashed em too hard

>>40290227
Marina after marriage, but I guess if I have to I'll fuck CDC but I don't want his weird ass wife in the room.

>>40290151
Did they have a juicy teen pussy

Going to shoot in my pants. Been hard for 20 minutes thinking horny thoughts

>>40290248
post pants

>>40290248
post thoughts

is trannysucker in