Hello in trans, am i allowed in here
>>40308631100% sis, welcome
All fun and games until the twink rips the monkey's face off
>>40308638I don't think that's how the vampiric code works. One vampire doesn't get to invite another one in. You have to trick a real gay first. Try posting college freshmen promotional football pics or similar
>>40308622 (OP)Who would fuck Ryan?
>>40308612Oh gosh I think I just have a small stomach or something. I'm 6 feet tall.
>>40308615I would help you with that if I was around. I've helped multiple people jump-start their cars before. I bought a little jump-start battery pack because the battery in one of our cars kept dying.
Imagine if marina got super into crossfit and suddenly all her posts were about keto breakfasts and using melted cheese as wraps. Mix it up a bit. Start quoting the Quran or something fun
>>40308631I welcome all trans friends <3
>>40308622 (OP)Idk how people can stand to be around those smelly animals. I cant stand monkeys in general. They are dirty, sneaky, thieving and perverts. Evolution should have stopped at squirrels.
>>40308622 (OP)https://www.barefags.com/post/259949
https://voca.ro/1n50CebP5Tvh
>>40308667I said a REAL gay auntie. You don't count either.
reminder marina shat the bed and blamed it on chocco milk, kinda endearing ลฅbh
Ten bucks says I burn these trimmings.
>>40308622 (OP)Idk how people can stand to be around those smelly animals. I cant stand twinks in general. They are dirty, sneaky, thieving and perverts. Evolution should have stopped at squirrels.
>>40308665But I looove bread
Croissants are my favorite snack
do gays prefer wonder wall or champagne supernova?
https://youtu.be/tI-5uv4wryI
https://youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84
>>40308683I'm a real Marina
>>40308684Noooooo >.<
>Croissants are my favorite snack
>shits the bed
>named after pasta sauce
New My 600lb Life contestant spotted!
Well the trimmings actually turned out about perfect (because I am lazy I do them separately from the burgers).
I thought I heard some people re-use their oil. I have no idea why though. I just dont have the patience.
>>40308665fuck abrahamic religions desu
>>40308696i prefer damon and blur, oasis are one hit wonders who only have a handful of songs while damon has has contributed heaps more to music than the both of them chavs ever has
>>40308705Are you the one that posts the Wind Fish sometimes?
>>40308720We on British hours already? I really need to go to bed. Sorry all your neighbors are names Muhammed tho. Peace be upon you!
how do you know if your ass is flat or not
should I ask ppl irl
>>40308741If you're male it's flat
>>40308726me too i just never realized wonderwall was the bigger song and it made me wonder which one gays prefer
https://youtu.be/0aDeHCs7rKY
>>40308741i thought mine was mid but ive been told its jiggly and squishy
>>40308752:(
how will I find a bf if I don't have a nice ass
>>40308752some lada do be packing it doe
Why is it that humans have red-ish lips instead of black like most animals?
>>40308726Both are good
Every conversation on /mu/ is where the posters turn music into a competitive sport of who's best. And there's only a handful of people on that board that have written songs.
>>40308761Link up with a side who doesn't care about topping.
>>40308762Yeah but he's like 16-18 at the oldest lol. Everyone looks better at that age.
>>40308769I dont actually know, but were I to speculate, it might be because it would seem logical to assume that we have increase vascularization because we articulate them more for speech.
>>40308786i would sell my soul to satan to go back and fuck him in his prime he was pretty close to ideal for me
Honest thoughts on mr pancakes
>>40308711Hello Anon! How are you?
>>40308718Noooo I'm 160 pounds
>>40308727Umm I don't think so?
>>40308833He seems nice and he has a cute kitty
you're 610lbs sweetie. And dyslexic apparently
>>40308823he still looks good today, total daddy
Horned up teenage boys turning 18 and craving hot mansex. So eager to taste manflesh for the first time. A clever older gay can easily manipulate them into the darkest of sex acts. Plucking from them all they need to satisfy their own forgone youthful desires of boy-on-boy sex.
lol the burgers are one third trimmings, mushroom and onion.
I have no instinct for proportions.
>>40308788but I need a top
how do gay tops find bottoms if all males are flat assed
>Everyone looks better at that age.oh you're a pedophile, nvm
>>40308823>>40308786i wish i was the guy he was writing boys and girls about
This is the ridiculous part where I watch Kevin Lee Jacobs while I eat as if my humble burgers are on par with his cuisine.
>>40308900*girls and boys sorry my blur fan card has been revoked
https://litter.catbox.moe/5g2jzxzbxlpp7y98.jpg
ok ignoring the scars how bad is it
will I find a bf or should I just kms
>>40308910The meaning of gay is craving boysex with 18-19 year old sexy ass teenboyz
i mean the shape is aiight but
>cutting scars
>stretch marks
yikes
>>40308911one man's self harm scars are another man's ergonomic grips to hold onto during sex
>>40308915kill yourself slayer
>>40308874the way he looked in the beetlebum video changed me but he has aged very well. i think iโve talked to you about him before glad to know the damon simpdom is alive and well regardless https://youtu.be/WAXnqjUfal4
>>40308752arch ya back sis
>>40308922the stretch marks are from anorexia recovery, had to gain a ridiculous amount of weight quickly and ofc there would be stretch marks
better than being a skelly or my organs shutting down
>>40308923cute
so i decided to look into why everyone hates mayor adams now and jeeeeesus christ I see why now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfMEFnNNp2M
>>40308957You can't rape men. Once the bo turns 18 he's legally a man.
https://voca.ro/1kIbDwYQcwqi
>>40308930uWu
>>40308977in north Carolina rape is forcible vaginal penetration so men literally cannot be raped
>>40307230Any other pictures of him is that really his ex?
>>40308988Thats everywhere and what I have been saying for ages. There is a difference between rape and deviate sexual assault for a reason. Sodomy does not have the potential for unwanted pregnancy.
>>40309023ok but I was saying that as an example of retarded thinking, not because I agree with it
men can be raped by women for example and that still carries the risk of unwanted pregnancy
and most ppl agree that rape is non consensual sexual activity or at the most strict non consensual sexual penetration
omg did you see the latest episode of the gilded age :0
That's not my ex and you probably shouldn't be posting pictures of people without their permission it's creepy luv
>>40309051youโre creepy and you still post
>>40309058I'm not creepy I've grown from the errors of my ways when I was a teenager
https://voca.ro/1WbVSRl9LBGE
>>40309062You've grown alright.
>>40309047>sexualkeep going...
youโve grown tremendously mr creepycakes
>>40309062the only thing that has grown with you is your toxic pozz load
Teen boys legal 18 horned up needing cum and nasty fucking
Man those were some tasty burgers. Ironically the only thing they might have needed was more ketchup.
Although to be fair my clumsy ham-fisted seasoning always comes through.
I don't have hiv that was a viscous rumor started by shiza
>>40309082what triggered this episode?
>>40308622 (OP)I wish I had an orangutan bro, they look so chill.
you literally posted a pic of you holding a bottle of your aids meds darl
>>40309098they were his headmates that guy has aids
>>40309092I'm going to go to a college campus to meet a nice innocent 18 years old teenboy for raw youthful lustfucks
I'm going to unleash my Dragon Soul and rape the freshiest 18 teenboy hole as long as he wants his tight teen boyhole raped.
schools out neet looks like youโll have to continue beating your meat
>>40309104https://voca.ro/18CjjhMfeF4m
I'm literally gooning to 18-19 year olds now. Woof.
>>40309118How can you say things like this even if it's consensual sex with an 18 year old is rape
>>40309080Sexual. Sex is not anything recreational you do with your genitals. Thats a colloquialism that continues to be pushed to deliberately confuse what the act is because the actual act insists on sexes. Two males is not sex because there is only one present. To sex something means to organize by binary anatomical physical characteristics, like sexing baby chickens, determining their male or female status.
The word "sex" itself is a euphemism for vaginal penile intercourse (among such equipped animals; obviously it is different for other animals). The word, clumsy as it is, "sodomy" exists because this understanding comes from science, and is therefore distinct from "sex".
If sex were anything recreational people did with their genitals, then a worthless academic pervert could catalog infinite "sexualities" (which is the point) which are just profiles in personalities regarding the practice. "Sex"uality is more of a play on the term "sex" in the false sense, if not meant to confuse, then certainly having that effect.
I am not trying to overwhelm you with pedantics and semantics; these are real, historical concepts. Nor am I trying to flame you, I am trying to give you honest, logical lucid explanations as to why societies make this distinction, which is well documented.
So please refrain from shooting the messenger, is all.
>>40309125Gay gay ever regrets a single older man they fucked as a horny teenboy. The all wish they rawdogged with many many older men and slutted their tight and desirable boyholes out as much as possible.
>>40309141tldr shut up retard
This place is disgusting if it weren't for marina I wouldn't post here anymore
>>40309129Rape is what bottoms LOVE. They love getting their tight raw boyholes cumfucked. Even moreso for teenaged 18 boyholes that just want to get raped as much as they can. I'm happy to rape their pussies as much as they need it.
Which one is most rapeable
>>40309151>tldrI quite believe you.
Rape and age arguments.
Gays represent themselves so much more honestly when anonymous, do they not.
>>40309145https://voca.ro/1iMCoAmrphyG
>>40309153Kek
All right that's it Im posting on Reddit from now on
i was supposed to be a mongol warrior
>>40309170Left one, he seems more of a bottom. If not, probably the guy next to him.
Anyone else have any questions that require actual factual statements they will never understand because it either requires more than 160 characters of literacy, or because gays continue to rage that the rest of the world is never going to be persuaded to change language, science and logic just to accomodate their mental frailties?
Send them to boomergivesafuck@gmail.com
>>40309189This is the most depressing thing I've ever heard in my life.
>durr why are people gay though
>every day for years
>Because-
>TOO MANY WURDZ!!
>>403091701. far right
2. far left
3. middle
https://voca.ro/11UKg6HEUjOW
>>40309201It's reality.
>>40309141ok so then why does sexual assault include things that aren't sex
Still hungry. Not sure if I should make veggies or potato.
Potato takes so long but is more filling. I'll probably do that. And now unless I want the oven running all night.
89694
md5: 9f08ebbcb02cc57376c1995911a7b8cb
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give me my fat guy with a two inch penis bf. also good morning
https://voca.ro/12WjdB2Wy3bg
>>40309231Because the play on the term "sex" is entering legalese. Its admittedly a contradiction. But they presumably felt they had no other term to specify the acts, so they borrowed the idea that "sexual" was understood to mean a recreational genital motivation, which was a safe bet since the term came into use before sodomy was widely discussed.
Youre not wrong though, it is a contradiction. Plus, "sexual assault" is not always a legal term, but a category. Other places use the broader, perhaps more precise "indecent assault".
As a language enthusiast, I also take issue with the term "assault" defined as a simple touch, but thats another matter.
When it comes to morals crimes, legislators like to white knight by making any "sex" charge sound like out and out rape (when it may be a simple groping).
Likewise, the term "statutory" rape is a bit of an admission of this, since the term itself means there is no other definable way to call it rape where there is understood "consent" without a concocted statute simply declaring the opposite.
There are better ways to define the intended accusation of immoral antisocial conduct, but legislators arent the most articulate, brightest wordsmiths.
Nowadays they have dozens of subsets of these sorts of laws because the sentencing and prison load was becoming absurd. Judges feeling they needed to white knight were handing out prison-crowding eons of time for simple acts that were only covered under more serious laws.
It finally turned when "Romeo and Juliet" laws were enacted because of the embarassment of sending a senior to jail for dating a junior, or the scads of CP that minors themselves are circulating every day. In New Jersey, a school child was registered as a sex offender over some playground groping, so the system is apparently correcting itself.
I think I will go with the veggies instead. The baked potato feels like overkill, as I am not *that* hungry now.
And maybe a coke float later.
Thanks for reading my daily meal blog.
>>40309336I made sauteed celery and carrot today, I added a tiny sprig of parsley and it turned sour :(
>>40309353>it turned sourIm sorry to hear that. I wonder how it happened.
Sounds tasty though. I should try that, especially if I want to learn to make nice stir fry dishes. I need more vegetables in a dire way. All I eat is meat and dairy, for the most part, and not in any particularly elegant way, to put it politely.
The guy who raped me was fat but he had a big fat dick his dick shaft was actually fat like it had fat in it and it was long so long he'd be hung like a horse if he wasn't so fat
>>40309070i honestly forgot what the original picture even looked like kek
>"Im going to make vegetables"
>immediately begins with four tablespoons of butter
Got my Blk Mage to lv20 and now I've started weaving.
FFXIV has such a detailed world. I actually do like crafting, and sitting at the bars and docks.
I make Chinese veg with white sauce a lot. It's delicious and the veg stays crunchy instead of mushy. Stock photo btw.
Mushy peas blood sausage and toast with beans
>>40309506if we dated we'd look like Lena Dunham and Eliot Page linked up
"DOJ and FBI have concluded that there is no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a โclient listโ or was murdered, per memo."
>>40309541bi curious in fact :l~
>>40309610I showered but then took a 2.3 hr walk/hike. My balls smell like Gaza.
>>40309622Are you a good person?
>>40309490It is. I do kind of want to get to the dungeon stuff though. And play a healer again. But I'm having fun learning black mage.
>>40309499Tasty.
I don't believe most people are good or bad I think they are a mix. I think people that are very good or very bad are outliers, and 80-90% of people try to do good but also succumb to doing bad things to others.
I saw a video where they said that the Jews in synagogues drain the blood from goyim children and drink the actual blood
>>40309663Most gays are bad
>>40309610and you goon to the thought of it
>>40309663That seems reasonable.
>>40309696https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU2Sr1l4Ifw
I was going to go outside, but now I'm too scared.
You guys having a good night?
>>40309745Im fine. I hope you are as well.
>>40309745Are you a good person?
My biggest fear is I'll admit to somebody IRL that barely legal teenies get me 100% revved up!!
All I think about basically all day long is dumping my load into 18 year old and 19 year old boybutts
>>40309810Shut up pussy. I'm going to give mweek. cock to a 19 year old later this week lmao. Going to get him pregnant with my seed.
>>40309818But they all have that stupid broccoli haircut
Liquored up 19 year old boys passed out on the A train with the fly of their pants open and presumably drizzling through their panties.
>>4030982Pre-cum drizzling*
>>40309822Grab them by their curly locks and skull fuck their barely legal teenaged boycunts
Why does he feel the need to keep telling us this?
How can we psyops Gen Z into getting onto Grindr and Sniffies at higher rates? I noticed even guys 1 yr younger than me don't really use it. How are they going to get groomed by older men like they're supposed to?
I meet more barely legal college sluts at bars than on sex apps. It's TRAGIC.
Killing myself if I don't wake up with a toned athletic 18 year old naked boywife curled ass up against me.
>hey
Get the fuck outta here you broccoli hair cunt, I'm into older men uwu
Almost a year for him to show me his face and that's why it wasn't in his pics just to let you know.
>>40309934how bad was it sis
>>40309912I HATE MACAQUES! I know what you posted isn't a macaque BUT IT REMINDED ME OF THEM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>hey
This opening line only works in real life.
>>40310007Like scary bad. I can't believe I talked to him for a whole year without seeing face. His body is literally perfect but his face is unfortunate. He looks like a woman.
>>40310010Oh no!
The ConBot "Hey" incident
>>40309610tops dont wash they asses
What's you anal circumference bottoms?
>>40309663I think 80% of people are niggercattle, 15% of people have souls and 5% of people are honestly good people. This is a generous estimate sis.
>>40310078Sad. I'm sorry you were hurt.
>>40310082No I'm gnostic sis.
>>40310089I feel bad for the people that I hurt, but I was hurt too. I don't want to be a bad person.
>>40310102I don't feel bad about hurting people who hate me and want me dead. I just feel sorry they didn't succeed.
>>40310085daddy
also lol @
>was the author of 1984 guilty of wrongthink? read this article to find out why you should ignore his works
>>40310022oof... does their personality make up for it?
One thing I know for certain is, I donโt want to be in a situation for even one hour where Iโm not pulling my boyfriendโs bussy onto my face by his waist and thighs in between sincerely love bombing each other in a way that is never one sided.
>>40310143Some of us are not really gay here bro. I don't want some dude's fart box in my face. Can we be like soft gay here?
Anyone else spend their weekend with a boyfriend? No? Oh lmao
>>40310210Dan did. That's why you're copying him now splotchy. Did you have fat smelly brown sex this weekend?
>>40308676https://www.barefags.com/post/260799
>>40310228https://www.barefags.com/post/261055
what happens to a bottom if he loses his prostate?
>>40308676>>40310228So Cersei didn't abort her child...
Would you spend a 3-day weekend at your boyfriend's house completely naked? He picks you up at your house, and you leave all your clothes at home. He drives you buck naked to his house, so you won't be wearing clothes for the next 3 days.
>>40310259I bought my boyfriend a wardrobe to keep at my house
>>40310236>>40310228he looks crazy young for 24
i found this guy on twitter, he's 22 and already getting married :/
https://x.com/Jackcoplen/status/1941947052704837809
>>40310262You must like dressing him up like a barbie doll then
Happy 1:30 AM!
>>40309153<3
>>40310277I think he should look as nice and put together as I do when we go out
>>40310282have you gotten the shit stains out yet luv
Remember
Mates co-ordinate, not match
Matching outfits is a way to publicly let others know you're gay.
>>40310290It was chocolate milk and no :c
>>40310298That's a good observation.
>>40310198I cannot fathom being a top that doesnโt eat ass. Itโs a hype phase.
>>40310352Thoughts on scat?
Shit happens when you fuck butts and get in guts
>>40310352It's nor for me, but I respect the hustle sis.
Praying for the day gaygenners discover showers and fleet enemas. For their sake.
>>40309610That's the best thing about them love me a stinky unwashed boy >.<
>>40310396Hey dan I'm trans btw
>>40310410how you doing sis
>>40310414Trans sex btw
>>40310421Doing pretty trans desu
>>40310423ftm or mtf, how is doing trans going
>>40309051looks like your ex to me
>>40307230
>>40310396sis it keeps coming out brown tho i don't wanna subject my top to something like that
>>40310536No comment. Would.
>>40310323carry rape whistle
>>40310536why do i find this rly sweet? :/
>>40310578He looks like he's with his dad and happy
Odds fap to boy butt
Evens fap to boy butt
Dubs repent and give my life to Jesus Christ
>>40310611idk i think it's just the concept of poor (lower class) gay ppl or gay wiggers that's novel to me
>>40308622 (OP)>my 20yr old bf isn't old enough to attend a 21 year old concertgroomer problems
Will you be voting for Manny Rutinel?
>>40310675Just pretend you're Chinese sis. They count an extra year for being in the womb.
Speaking of shitty bands, whatever happened to 21 pilots? They were huge for like one year, and now no one's heard of them.
>>40308622 (OP)king ryan was funny
good op xd
Hey gg, what would you pick?
>you get a penis and balls and they work fine, but its 2"
>you get a penis and balls and they're normal sized, but so sensitive you cum in two pumps
>keep what you've currently got, but you can never make yourself cum again. It works fine for anyone else, you just cant finish on your own
having anxiety about going to this precalc class, havent gone to the college in person at all. dont have a school id or anything. brain really wants me to stay home, but i have to go :/
>>40310536Is this the rapist or the one that gave him aids im trans btw if that matters
>>40310809>keep what you've currently got, but you can never make yourself cum again. It works fine for anyone else, you just cant finish on your ownthis is like the opposite of what i currently have
>>40310829going to uni in person is like half of the experience, have you been only doing remote classes up til now?
>>40310809dum, i keep mine, u suckit
>>40310829if u have concerns about not having student id, maybe talk to student support and that can put ur mind at ease
>>40310889yeas, what do you need?
>>40310840You need to stop deathgripping! Weird and unsatisfying cums now is a worthy trade for good and satisfying cums later
>>40310870Okay, gimmie $20
i've lost my job and all i've been doing is sending applications and then drinking to blackout, wishing i was dead. is this what america has become?
>>40310875kek
https://sendapic.xyz/view/pOP4j9
>>4031089920?! im self-sufficient, see pic
>>40310841yeah I started at my first university in fall 2020 I did 2 semesters all online and then stopped going cos I had to focus on money first, rough times at home. now I transferred my credits over to a community college cos I was unenrolled too long at my uni and they dropped me, so Ive done 1 course this past month and it was online.
>>40310872student services opens in an hour, my class starts in 2 hours. ill probably get ready now and head over there. though if no one is there im gonna have my anxiety go through the roof waiting x.x
>>40310904u never had a job, pooner larper, i fucking despise you and your idiotic alcoholic larp, kill yourself, kill yourself
>>40310904oh thats rough
im on a job hunt right now too and its demoralising, although i have a job so that makes it less painful
what happened to ur job? redundancy?
>>40310907>though if no one is there im gonna have my anxiety go through the roof waiting x.xgigger just do the fucking exercises retard
>>40309738thats a lot of green for a single mansized man...
>>40310905Rules of the hypothetical are you cant cum on your own any more. If you want me to get you off, its $20 :)
>>40310910you're fucking retarded and maybe you should consider killing yourself, idk, i'm not an expert on such things so don't take my advice but if you should ask me personally i would say fucking kill yourself.
>>40310904Good zoomers should never be employed theyre the laziest generation
>>40310943i'm not a fujcking zoomer lmfao i'm officially 30 years old.
>>40310941delusional fucking pooner larper scum who never in its pathetic garbage badhair life ever ever has seen alcoholism, kill yourself, you deserve death and no place among even femboys, you are schizoid trash, hang yourself! hang! yourself! JUMP!
>>40310935i see your 20 and raise you a cool ten'ner
Hanging out with thorny and talking about our favorite shota doujinshi
>>40310907hope things are better money wise anon, get back into the thick of it, my uni i was able to use my regular id before i got my student cardzl, maybe try, shouldn't be big deal anyway
>>40310958>drink every night>horrible body pain>frequently sick>jumping mental hoops to convince myself to keep drinkingwait it's just a larp? maybe i should stop...
>>40309930>kill every guard at the hub>level up>>40310979i have no memory of such things, they are ephemeral to me, i sometimes faintly recognize great artists names, dust to dust ashes to ashes
>>40310899it's too late sis ive been deathgripping for too long... not 2 mention the porn addiction
>>40310947Zoomers start at 95 ur the first of your kind the elder zoomer
>>40310985post video drinking hard liquor or your a larping poon troon
>>40310985>>40310985>horrible body pain>>frequently sick>>jumping mental hoops to convince myself to keep drinkingahahaahahahhahahahahahahh
this fucking delusional cunt
ahahahhahahahahahu god
>>40310947You've been "30" for ten years, give it a rest
>>40311012You need electroshock therapy. We'll put one pad on your dick and another on your taint. Every time you try to goon we'll just put enough volts through your dick that you'll cum involuntarily until you pass out. Problem solved!
u notice tex ignores the people being nice to her and engages with the trolls instead mmm suspicious
>>40311019zoomers claiming they are zoomers if they are born before 2000 are coping, sorry. i'd settle with zillennial if i were them; both i and them who were born before the 2000s have a lot in common with early 2000s zoomers, we all experienced a lot of similar media particularly the early days of newgrounds and youtube. trying to claim zoomerhood from pre-2k birth year is cope honestly.
How can I lose 20 pounds in less than a week?
why am i antagonized with transanons are posting in this very thread and gloating about it? what have i done to deserve such harassment?
falling in love with my classmate
>>40311106Why are bisexuals EVIL?
>>40311093>why am i antagonized with transanons are posting in this very threadi dont get that train of thought
r u harassed with the trans or by the trans
>>40311106hes about the same height as me, im 5'9 manlet
>>40311115its the millennial malaise post 9/11 nihilism
>>40311120is he gay or r u a predator
>>40311095how old are ?
do you liek shit?
>>40311116i meant to say "why am i antagonized (people thinking i am trans) when [not with, i fucked up] transanons are posting in this very thread and gloating about it (with no repercussions)?
>>40311091stop eating
2000kcal a day are about 2000/8=250g of fat, 1kg in 4 days
amputate a leg afterwards
done!
>>40311141>>40311147both early
if i had janitorial powers like my fans and haters accuse me of i would perma ban u for being annoying
>>40311161u ave fans mate?
lets get this thread to 310 and make a real new, for the bump limit sticklers
what do you say? whos with me?
Calling people fans because they like you is so icky, like bitch you aren't an influencer you're a name fag on 4chan.
mills
md5: 7c2439688e04f49451028da3b147efcf
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>>40311161Do it, bichy. Become Wrath.
>>40311204>>40311204>>40311204ok, a new gaygen made after the thread hit its bump limit