Thread 40309825

If our ancestors had this much access to alcohol they’d be drunk all the time

Real stoned ape theory hours

>>40309825 (OP)
they literally were, at least the ones who lived after alcohol was invented

>>40309825 (OP)
But they were?

>>40309825 (OP)
anon, imagine if you will you live in a world where your only water source is a well that the local sperg pisses in about once a week
Now imagine theres this nifty new water that won't give you diarrhea, that doesn't taste of piss or shit, sure, it's pungent, but once you get over the aftertaste it's not half bad.
Now would you pick the piss water for every meal, or this fancy new swill that makes your body feel numb in a good way?

I rest my case

>>40309825 (OP)
My ancestors were from Ireland. They probably were. Lol

>>40309825 (OP)
Ever since humans invented alcohol they've literally been wasted the entire time. It's only in recent times where people are like wtf is wrong with you guys.

>>40309825 (OP)
If our ancestors had this much access to porn they’d be gooning all the time

>>40309825 (OP)
ppl used to drink WAY more in the past

Bro we've been blind drunk since civilization began

https://youtu.be/vciSGbTNAiQ