Thread 40317519

I've got a family reunion coming up and think it'd be super funny if I could show up as a woman just to piss them all off cuz they all voted Trump and I know their thoughts on LGBT from their facebook posts.
Problem is I'm not trans, so I can't do the surgery stuff.
Anyone got any tips or pointers? I have money to spend so I can buy makeup and stuff and I have time to practice with it. If there's any weird diet stuff I'd also be willing to try that.

>>40317519 (OP)
extremely relevant question: how long hrt?

>>40317534
I haven't tried it and I saw some timeline that looked way too long for it to work in time.

>>40317556
ok so u arent trans. yeah learn makeup obviously, have long hair if possible (though there are more feminine ways to style short hair) or learn how to wear a wig. learn feminine mannerisms and gait if you want to go the whole mile (you will likely come across extremely faggy). visit femboy and crossdresser forums and spaces for advice i dont really know all that much honestly. also if you have cis women friends (ideally progressive ones) they could provide a ton of help

>>40317519 (OP)
have you considered that doing this is worse for trans people over all especially as your right wing family learns that you did this on a whim to upset them.

Ayo nigga
*smacks big red lips*
I wanna pull a hood prank on my family, you feel?
*glock goes off in pants*
wouldn't it be funny if like
*passes on sickle cell anemia*
I became like a baby mama
*iphone playing hot nigga music video overheats*
sheeeit that'd be a pretty funny maneee

>>40317699
geg'd

>>40317519 (OP)
Damn I want a vanilla cupcake right now

>>40317519 (OP)
oh my g*sh what a cute rat

Do you gotta pass if the goal is to piss them off

Have you seen the hons at Games Done Quick? You cannot speedrun transitioning unless it's any%

>>40317519 (OP)
BLACK EXCELLENCE POST, THANKS FOR MAKING THIS THREAD OP!