Thread 40319180

choose your chaser:
>the fetishist
>will not want anything more than a hookup/fwb, sees you as a way to express their latent homosexuality while masking it under comphet/retardation faggotry
>the broken bird chaser
>just wants an easy girl to manipulate, loves the insecurities and dependency of ttttroons, you will probably end up leaving to escape or ‘do better’
>the repressor
>ummm can I confide in you some feelings about my gender identity…?
>bi man
>will see you as a girl or at least try to, might cheat, probably will leave for a cisgirl
>the incel
>has chud ideologies like rampant racism and misogyny, will want to marry you genuinely maybe, offset by being ugly and fat as shit making them alone in the first place
>cisF
>might misgender you, want PIV, accuse you of rape, and probably won’t marry you
>the simp
>bottom chaser, will whiteknight and want gock in his faggot butt
>the bum
>depressed, no car, no money, probably neeting, will leech off your money, but so lonely and will love you
did i miss anything

ill take the bi chad seems the best out of all of these

>>40319180 (OP)
i choose depressed so long as he lays pipe, is willing to work out, get a job/go to school if i buy him a car or to die alone

>>40319180 (OP)
I'm the bum but I make $170k a year. I don't have a cage though because they literally make me want to vomit so does that help? also I'm probably going to be unemployed with the rest of you when the AI comes for my job so don't get too used to this lifestyle

>>40319191
good choice
I myself am :)
I just have noticed these other types of chasers and their flaws..
>>40319195
You just have to gamble with being the third parent in his life
He might anhero I forgot to add that lol
>>40319203
hmmm if you make that much money then you probably wouldn’t fit much of that category because the problem there is basically needing to be financially/emotionally coddled lol

>>40319180 (OP)
if helping them improve and get better is allowed, maybe id go with the chud? otherwise the only reasonable one id choose is the broken bird chaser but id more likely just kms

>>40319180 (OP)
this reminds me of indian religious books love from india

>>40319279
>You just have to gamble with being the third parent in his life
ive fixed worse for less. id happily do it again if it meant id get a happy and loving relationship out of it
>He might anhero I forgot to add that lol
not under my watch. my man will be safe and happy with me

>>40319180 (OP)
i'll pick the repressor desu, at least i'll enjoy feminizing her. (and then she turns out to be cute and decides to leave me)

>>40319180 (OP)
the bum for sure. i dated a trans woman like that for a bit and she's one of the nicest people i've ever met, if not the nicest.
i wish i let her leech off some of my money.

>>40319279
>needing to be emotionally coddled lol
I'm a basket case emotionally so...

Gotta take the cisfem chaser. It'll be fine, I know how to dismiss rape allegations. Just gotta keep bitches firewalled from the important people in your life so they got no leverage.

>>40319286
of course I generalized heavily haha and not even chasers are a monolith
but the “i can fix him” attitude probably can only take you so far, but it’s very nice to see the trannies here are not chudlike
>>40319316
haha well I am hindu, so maybe it is in my genes to write the kama sutrans
>>40319329
wow you would put in a lot for your relationship, how sweet nona
just make sure to get your reciprocation too !

>>40319371
>hey nona…I have been receiving a lot of attention especially from the local ketamine polycule andd…I kinda want to explore myself and open the relationship…you would like that right :DDDD
>>40319393
waow sugar mama
well if you can keep them financially dependent on you, they can’t leave :)
jk some shut ins do really have soft souls and you would come back to a spouse that embraces you after work, very nice
>>40319419
awwww my condolences anon :(
I see it now. Well if you don’t transition or be a bottom chaser, I think you could make a tgirl here very happy. You don’t sound so bad at all
>>40319423
>posts an expose on xitter or shittok
>simps doxx you
what now

>>40319461
>just make sure to get your reciprocation too !
as long as he has a higher sex drive then my horny ass i should be very happy

>>40319180 (OP)
These are the only chaser stereotypes?
Well fuck I must have lucked out like crazy with my bf then.

>>40319482
>>hey nona…I have been receiving a lot of attention especially from the local ketamine polycule andd…I kinda want to explore myself and open the relationship…you would like that right :DDDD
that'd be terrible ugh

>>40319520
dont brag im so lonely

>>40319180 (OP)
I sucked an incel friend's dick in the shower whilst we were going to the Bandai Card Game Fest in Dallas, and he pretty much stopped all past flirting he had with me and got pissed because I didn't want to get felt up in front of our other friends.

Weirdly enough, he has an actual girlfriend now.

>>40319551
Sorry I don't mean to. I'm still really shocked how super normal my bf is.

>>40319482
>what now
I don't use social media other than pseudo/anonymously so I don't give a shit. Out-of-sight, out-of-mind.
That and I have a unionized job, so they 100% can't touch me for any personal-life shit. "Sorry you have to deal with all these transphobic messages, manager. It's really sickening what these hate mobs want to do to random trans people."
Cis-men have been getting away with actual rapist-rape for generations. Some completely false accusations aren't shit if you play hardball and stick to the playbook.

>>40319180 (OP)
Broken bird chaser broken bird chaser broken bird chaser broken bird chaser broken bird chaser

>>40319180 (OP)
The bum. love is fake anyways.

>>40319482
>waow sugar momma
hehe. i'm 22 (younger than her) don't make enough to support someone like that sadly (permaneetbuxmoder) :c just enough to buy them something nice every once in a while.

>jk some shut ins do really have soft souls and you would come back to a spouse that embraces you after work, very nice
..soft souls... very true... prolly the best type on the list.

>>40319371
hey

i am the incel (LOL)

Bi man and cis f easy options

>40319545
LMAO
>>40319563
yea with the quiet ones you never really know what kind of slight things they will get pressed over. That is so reasonable to expect too lol wtf
>>40319578
damn you are prepared LOL
luckily I haven’t heard too much of allegations like that, just what nonas here say would happen
>>40319582
someone wants to be fixed…
>>40319584
then why don’t you want more benefits? You kinda contradicted yourself because you really want someone to love you nona..
>>40319590
>22
it’s time to adopt some of the young neets on this board then, they’re all waiting for you. im 20 :)
but I agree especially if they use your support to pick themselves up

>>40320586
>it’s time to adopt some of the young neets on this board then, they’re all waiting for you. im 20 :)
i'm gonna make it my life goal to either find or be an empathetic and kind mommy gf with a high paying job to support someone

>>40319180 (OP)
>bi/broken bird
how fucked am i

I'll go with cisf because women are pretty :)

>>40320586
>then why don’t you want more benefits? You kinda contradicted yourself because you really want someone to love you nona..
b/c they seem the easiest to gaslight into kill me or themselves :3

>>40319180 (OP)
You forgot

>the pedophile
>the psychotic black man
>the mtf manmoding chaser who wants to wear your skin

>>40319180 (OP)
>bi man
>will see you as a girl or at least try to, might cheat, probably will leave for a cisgirl
can i have one of those but he won’t cheat on me or leave me for a cis girl?

>>40319180 (OP)
>the simp
but only he tops

>>40319180 (OP)
bi chad

>>40319180 (OP)
>the incel
>the bum
literally me, except i am neither and incel nor a bum

>>40319520
It doesn't matter
It's almost always some low-Kinsey scale AMaB. He might be pretty or ugly but ZAMN does he enjoy a fine tranny!