Thread 40322475

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QOTT: do you consider yourself handy? Are you crafty or otherwise good with your hands?

>>40322475 (OP)
Kinda, I do a lot of crafts and hobbies that need to be diy-ish, plus I fix everything myself unless I can’t like poverty teaches you to be crafty

I’m not handy but I’m good at solving problems and thinking and offering advice

I am meeting with my chaser bf next week we are gonna cuddle!!!!

>>40322475 (OP)
i'm kinda terrible with that honestly.
Like I can hang up a painting, use a sewing machine, drill holes in concrete walls to install shelves, jumpstart a car, whatever. But i'm incredibly scared of fucking something up so I always need another person or two to look at what i'm doing to make sure what I'm doing won't be catastrophic.

Good morning beautiful

>>40322581
good morning anon!!!!

>>40322518
AGP and HSTS traits in the same person.... Impossible......

Good morning sirs

>>40322475 (OP)
i'm outgrowing my favorite blue top :(

>>40322475 (OP)
>qott
I'm not handy at all!! I hope my future bf or gf will be

>>40322650
You’re choking him too hard if he’s blue

Is bronya really the only tranny from this godforsaken island in cg?

>>40322500
Hooray! I did that with mine this weekend and it was so great! Happy for you friendo!

qott If i had the time and a car sure but getting that is time consuming itself. if i ever get fired im spending a few months out a job to soley work on house maintenance and woodworking

>>40322660
Yes

Good morning cg! Let's see if you will be nice to me today. Also, here's my neighbor's cat

i wish my ebf had ever visited me :(

>>40322475 (OP)
QOTT: I wish I was but my hands are too shaky.

Why do chasers never want to meet irl

>>40322724
because i am gross and disgusting and stupid and worthless and evil

>>40322724
because I'm black and I'm worried you whities will bully me

>>40322729
It can’t be that bad
>>40322733
Racists are losers

u can tell i'm sick just looking at me ugh

>>40322754
why else would he cancel on me? it was the only thing i was looking forward to for so long

good morning chasergen
i feel guilty for using pto today. how are you all doing

Morn again

>>40322765
He’s probably just going through his own stuff. Will he at least hang out with you one on one online?

>>40322770
That is what PTO is for! Don’t feel guilty about using it.

>Qott
Yea I'm pretty handy, I help a friend who flips houses, and I do a decent amount of the work. I'm also okay at fixing cars :-)

>>40322475 (OP)
>QOTT:
I'd say I'm pretty handy. For as long as I could form full sentences, I've always wondered how shit works and how things are put together for maintenance purposes. Autism. Many such cases!

Now where's a trans woman that appreciates that sort of autism and offers to hold the flashlight when I can't see.

>>40322782
he will but we aren’t dating anymore

Discord relationships were a mistake.

>>40322475 (OP)
my whole job is about being handy, and I got raised working on cars n' shit my whole life... so yeah, I like to think I'm handy.

>>40322830
i agree. having nothing was better than having something and losing it

The "losing all feelings for a person" to "losing all feelings as a person" pipeline is real.

>>40322660
There was another but I stole her from you

>>40322844
not rly unless you’re mentally ill

>>40322857
fuck

>>40322822
Sad
>>40322830
True

>QOTT
yeah for certain things like small repairs for clothing, painting, cooking, or tech problems, but i'm clueless when it comes to stuff like cars. I want to get a sewing machine so i can alter my clothes to fit me better cause some r a little baggier now than when i bought them.

>>40322779
alice mentioned
>>40322830
real :/

>>40322889
i don’t like this image

>>40322898
Sorry anon here’s Lana with a gold tooth

barbacoa cooked overnight :p

>>40322903
weird

>>40322868
sorry but its true

>>40322475 (OP)
im excellent with my hands. I'm not much for diy tho

>>40322830
Worked out for me. My now bf I met there was a 20 minute drive from me.

>>40322911
wow it looks good!!

>>40322475 (OP)
I've done a handful or DIY projects like building out some compartments and platforms for a fishing boat and a camper bunk thingy in the back of my truck. It's really fun to make things.

I hope to buy a house that actually needs some fairly substantial work some day on a large property so I can just kinda go by the seat of my pants fixing things, remodeling, and building outbuildings and the like. It'll probably be fairly janky but it would be such a fun process to learn as I go.

>>40322475 (OP)
Yeah i grew up helping my dad do all kinds of installations and fixes for our home, cars, etc. I also used to help this old lady neighbour with handyman stuff in her house but she passed.

Tbh i'd love to get good at carpentry.

>>40322724
I wanna meet irl desu i should get on bumble or smt but i hate dating apps.

>>40322889
back in my day you had to do this yourself with some dodgy python script and it was terrible, i made this when i was a freshman in uni using my old male tinder profile

>>40322936
ya it works for a lot of people

someone say hi to me or i'm gonna pout

>>40322926
i’m getting better :(

>>40322956
hi

>>40322966
yay

>>40322932
thank you so much for finally taking the low hanging fruit. i was worried no one would

>>40322949
To be fair, we just so happened to be really close to one another and were into one another as well. Had he been in another state I wouldn't be dating him. I can't do long distance again.

>>40322956
I wanna see you pout though it is cute

>>40322978
i had to give the thread a quick scroll to check nobody had done it yet. maybe they were leaving it for me

>>40322979
as long as the distance isn’t huge i think it’s fine but ya different states would be too much that could be an 11 hour drive

>>40322660
there’s always clown lol

>>40322995
I tried it once before and it was a nightmare. I'm a very clingy and needy person, I need constant physical intimacy.

I'm so pretty when the lights are off

Transers wwyd if your bf asked you to shit on his dick?

>>40323036
>>40323050
me too

>>40323055
I kinda did on accident because he forced me into sex and I hadn't prepped. Was very minimal and didn't smell thankfully tho.

Chasers are always like “it’s just so much distance” after you offer to book a flight

>>40323074
they're supposed to offer u a flight for u to turn down because its obvious trafficking. why do they always want me to fly to vegas?

Transers wwyd if your bf asked for permission to shit on your dick?

>>40323036
just like me fr :/ i hate long distance going a day w/o talking is like going a week w/o seeing each other if u werent long distance

>>40323078
If a chaser I liked asked me to go to Vegas I would go in a heartbeat

Getting trafficked is probably better than whatever I have going on

they want to harvest my fried and diseased organs

>>40323085
It's crazy how easily my mind starts to think all the worst possibilities if I don't speak to my bf for more than half a day. I think something might be wrong with me lol.

>>40323090
real. I would move across the country for a guy if i liked him enough in a heartbeat.
>>40323100
same :/ it's why i dont want to try pursuing ldrs anymore. I always start to spiral and think i did something to make them mad or hate me

>>40322660
i meet others once in a while but most people I know have either left or are planning too... it's a little lonely

>>40322475 (OP)
>otherwise good with your hands
i'm very good with handjobs hahahahahaha

>>40323104
Logical brain and emotional brain in constant conflict over this exact problem I know logically I've got nothing to worry about but my dumb emotional brain keeps thinking I'm not good enough for him and he probably knows that and is doing something about it.

>>40323100
I firmly believe cell phones killed relationships.
Before you wouldnt talk to your spouse or whatever all day while at work, on the drive home, etc. If you went somehwhere else after work you dont see them from the time you woke up, to probably around when you're going to bed.

If you needed to travel, you'd be getting occasional phone calls from a hotel or pay phone.

People didnt have mental breakdowns and people actually probably stayed in committed relationships longer on average.

This concept that we MUST be in a never ending text message conversation every single day for the rest of our lives in absolutely insane to me and every time I'm in a relationship it starts to drive me crazy after a couple months.

but you explain this to a woman and her response is always "oh so you hate me, are cheating on me, and want to break up?"

i did not eat dinner yesterday it was just a coffee in the morning, half a sandwich and yogurt with granola and im feeling fine you don't need more than 1000kcal a day to survive thats a lie the big corpos tell you to fool you

I kind of want to die

i really want to suck a dick but i dont think i'm supposed to until i get a clean bill of health. fuuuuuck

>>40323126
why wouldn’t he want to talk to me? i want to talk to him :(

>>40323126
It might be part of the problem but I also think I am inherently just an overly clingy person, even if I try to hide that fact a lot from other people.

>>40323126
i like texting guys

what if we all stopped eating food forever

>>40323130
you're sort of right and sort of wrong.
you likely do need more calories than that right now. if you did this every day your body will consume some fat and muscle tissue to make up the shortfall until fat isnt readily available.
Once you hit that point your body will start making compromises on different bodily functions like digestive, endocrine, etc, consume further muscle mass, decrease bone density, make you feel fatigued all the time to move less.
Eventually you'll be more of less a fragile husk that hardly moves at which point 1000 calories a day will be enough for you to survive

>>40323156
>if you did this every day your body will consume some fat and muscle tissue to make up the shortfall until fat isnt readily available.
>consume further muscle mass, decrease bone density
god this is my dream

>>40323126
i like the idea that mental breakdowns are a phenomena only present after the invention of the cell phone. go take a nap boomer i know phone bad and scary you're gonna be okay let me help you find your slippers

>>40323140
because prior to like 2006 the concept of talking to any human being non stop every day for the rest of your life was an insane concept. it simply isnt healthy.
>>40323147
>>40323149
imagine you were living in the 80s or something. you could still have a boyfriend or whatever but you just wouldn't be talking to him nonstop at all hours of the day. during the day youd be living your own separate lives and then after work you go on dates, have dinner together at home, whatever. and you actually have things to talk about in terms of what you did during your own, separate lives.
if you just text all day theres literally nothing to actually talk about
and being alone with your own thoughts is a good thing

>>40323161
no anamoding

>>40323174
>it simply isnt healthy.
for you maybe
everybody's different

>>40323173
chill bronya
im not saying phones are the sole cause of every problem
but yes, women having a mental breakdown over not hearing from their boyfriend for 2 hours is a direct result of cell phones. because before cell phones it simply wasnt possible to speak to someone 24 hours a day every day. this isnt speculation.

>>40323174
we don’t have to talk all day everyday but i like being allowed to without thinking i’m making him angry

my parents specially my dad were transphobic with me last night but i live under their roof and they pay my bill and i dropped out of college and the new college hasnt started yet so theres nothing i can do rn besides accepting it
i wish i could live with a friend but the only two friends i know that dont live with their parents anymore are living with their gf/bf :)

ignore it sorry

>>40323191
people who are constantly whining about retvrning just piss me off like why are u so proud that you've failed to adapt to modern times. the rest of us are doing it no problem. suck it up babe!
i havent taken my meds yet is that why im being mean. let me go do a shot and take a shower

>>40323174
Personally I like it when a hot girl is blowing up my phone

>>40323197
I'd recommend just getting a job and spending a lot of time there. more or less just use the parents house as a place to sleep til you go back to school.
this has the added bonus of having money saved up for the future and more flexibility to get away from them

>>40323208
what about and ugly stupid loser girl who thinks you are her entire world?

>>40323206
I understand, no hate to you lol but I think you have an objectively bad take that I'm simply being a stubborn boomer.
Cell phones are great and allow us to do a lot we couldnt do before.
I think it's fair to disagree with me, but I don't think it's crazy to say there are mental health concerns with being connected 24/7 and expected to be in communication with a bf/gf at all times. I think relationships suffer because that person someitmes seemingly becomes the sole source of entertainment and happiness. You can never be alone, you can never be bored because there is this constant baseline of staring at your phone texting your boyfriend what you ate for lunch. but it IS fucking boring and you should be living a real fulfilling day and then tell each other about it in person when you get home.
>>40323208
yeah for like 2 weeks. it gets old

>>40323225
i just think your problem is with codependence and you're mistakenly blaming it on the means of communication

>>40323174
I grew up in the 90's I'm not unaccustomed to living without a cell phone.
I'm just weird and clingy and really want to talk to my chaser bf through his day, kiss him at the door when he gets home and cook his dinner, watch tv and then get my ass pounded every night by my chaser bf and then cuddle after. What's so wrong with that?

200 calorie lunch

i hate sex

>>40323223
Idk I’ve never had an ugly gf

>>40323250
u wanna change that? ;)

>>40323238
youre right. it isnt the phone itself that is causing the underlying problem.
but the phone facilitates and fosters this codependence in a way that was nearly impossible without phones
and I think phones have sort of shifted the standard of what is normal vs codependence to be more towards codependence

>>40323239
nothing at all besides the texting all day. I'd go along with everything else but I'd like for you to have things you like to do that dont involve me and give you your own sense of fulfillment and happiness in life

>>40323252
i think there's some level of influence there! we're generally more communicated than ever before right. but i think its hard to pinpoint the source of cultural shifts in the time since the invention of the phone its a very different world now to what it was then, right?

>>40323074
I'm afraid to ask her if she wants me to fly out
I really want to
But I still kinda get the vibe that I'm more into her than she's into me

>>40323250
wanna change that?
>>40323251
HEY

>>40323263
I do have my own things that give me that, but I also just really enjoy talking to my bf a lot.

>>40323277
LMAO

my titties are sore again

>>40323251
I would date an ugly girl if I liked her personality but I would never date someone who tripfags on 4chan because that is a sign of an ugly personality

>>40323275
a guy offering to spend that much money just to see me would freak me the fuck out

>>40323289
dont worry my personality is ugly even offline

>>40323297
I believe you

>>40323269
Yes for sure. but I dont think its unusual for 2 people to be in a relationship and essentially whatever theyre doing they check their phone, read a text from their bf/gf, and respond on like a 5 minute cycle.
It's pretty darn common and I refuse to concede that its healthy in any context.
these people are talking about nothing, having a mindless slop of a conversation, and incapable of essentially living in the moment.
and if one of them is busy for like 3 hours and doesnt reply without a prior explanation it will trigger a massive freakout
again, not healthy and an addiction to something that wasnt possible prior to phones. and if you explained this to any person in like the 90s they wouldve said woah that sounds crazy.

I dont think its weird like around lunch time to text and say hey heres how my day is going, hows yours, see you later, but honestly I'd prefer to not do that and just discuss it in person later when I see you. Or not talk about it if nothing interesting happened. Why do we need to talk about every mundane detail of our days?

>>40323289
i’m not a trip :(((

>>40323295
>>40323275
I would 100% pay like ~$500 for a hot tranny to come stay with me for like 3 days

>>40323312
You’re probably not ugly either

>>40323307
tht doesnt really seem normal to me. ive never had a relationship like that. like obviously you'll text back and forth but constantly doing it all day or else the other person will freak out is insane like thats not normal behaviour. i think sharing the mundane with each other is an important part of intimacy in a lot of relationships though i think being resistant to that can be bad

>>40323275
yolo. If you want to then offer

>>40323315
is the implication that i’m a prostitute here?
>>40323319
you are sweet

>>40322475 (OP)
i think so at least when it comes to like handwriting or other small hand movement activities

>>40323315
if I’m not hot can we split the cost and still meet up?

>>40323338
no i'm saying I'd pay for the flight for you to come and it would be worth it if youre a hot tranny
3 days with a prostitute would cost way more. in this case the compensation youd receive is me fucking you
>>40323350
I'm sure youre very cute and I'd be happy to pay for the whole thing

I want to one day give a tranner enough money to cover a few days off from work so she can be a tour guide for her city

>>40323295
A flight isnt more than like $200 dollars
The dates would cost more
It's not that much money

>>40323373
im looking to get a job as a tour guide ts would b so fucked up. im gonna report you to my union rep

any trannies want to fly to salt lake city and hang out with me

>>40323366
so you are paying me to have sex with you then
>>40323376
i am not worth a penny spent on me for anything

>>40323307
I think you've misunderstood me on this. I'll never have an actual freakout at my bf over 3 hours of no texts with no explanation because I know it's irrational of me to do so. My emotional brain just struggles to not think bad thoughts until he texts me again and then I let it go.

>>40323389
they say salt lake city is really beautiful I'm omw

>>40323394
no I'm paying for you to fly to me and hang out with me. If you choose to have sex with me once youre here thats your choice

>>40323366
The compensation would be going on dates with me like a zoo and a beer garden and stuff. I don’t know about cute but I can pay for the dates at least, I’m an independent woman.

im a dependent woman

>>40323400
I dont actually live there yet but I'm moving there soon. I've visited before and it is amazingly beautiful. the city itself is a kind of ugly concrete hell but you can see the mountains from many parts of the city and the surrounding area is amazing.

>>40323408
just your company and you having fun would be all the payment I would need

>>40323403
i feel like that is only half true. you would want me to have sex and i would feel pressured to because you spent so much money on me :(

i want to suck a cockkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want to go on fun dates irl so badly

>>40323419
i really want to see it one day.... it's one of those places you only know from movies and stuff right? America is so cool...

>>40323455
What do tranners get out of sucking cock?

>>40323500
validation and possibly something resembling love

>>40323500
a hot meal. they're all severely calorie deficient so they've been pavloved

>>40323500
Sucking cock is healing and gets me so riled up and turned on

>>40323435
I'd want to make you want to have sex with me

>>40323500
What do men get out of eating ass

>>40323507
I would hope that she and I love each other even if she weren't a glizzy guzzler

>>40323489
ha I dont think SLC is super depicted in movies, but yeah many of the mountain ranges in the Utah/CO area are definitely the inspiration for a lot of the cliche western mountainous areas depicted in movies and stuff

>>40323500
idk i never did it but when i think of doing it i get horny

>>40323515
sounds manipulative and scary
>>40323524
i would love to have a man who loved me without having to have sex

i wanna be beaten up

this is me. and im proud of it.

>>40323557
no you want a hug and think you don’t deserve it

>>40323522
Men who eat tranny ass never go bald

>>40323526
ive totally heard salt lake city mentioned in a bunch of movies! my knowledge of America is entirely from movies so I would have no idea where it is otherwise...

>>40323546
As long as I can feel part of your body touch mine once in a while I'll be happy

>>40323580
maybe

>>40323585
how does that work? u lick the anus? isnt that a bit too much?

>>40323587
thats funny, I'd say the city itself is kind of an afterthought to a lot of Americans. I think it's awesome, but really more as a hub for outdoor recreation than the city itself.
It's primarily known here as a place with a lot of mormons

>>40323522
Ok, now I get it lol

You don't really love her if you don't want to lick her anus

>>40323607
I've never had my anus licked

>>40323536
Yea I never did it either

>>40323589
we can hug and kiss and sleep in the same bed every night

one day i will be cis

>>40323613
Bliss

>>40323632
okay. please come to my house now

>>40323599
ohhh i see... i dont know much about mormon stuff they dnt rly exist here in the same way. mysterious to me
>>40323607
you don't really love her if you won't let her lick your anus

>>40323653
You can lick my anus

>>40323660
im not going to do that rach

just ate some rice
ask me anything

>>40323666
idk why i found this post so funny

>>40323673
with what

>>40323673
how was the rice

>>40323641
You're sadly at least 500 feet away from me, fuck my baka chaser life.

>>40323687
with?
>>40323688
it was nice

>>40323673
Have you ever had your butt eaten Pich?

>>40323700
just plain rice?

>>40323682
I think should would, but she'd keep it a secret lol

>>40323673
Do you ever use a lint roller on your clothes to get rid of cat hair

>>40323714
just plain white rice
>>40323712
um i dont know, i think i might have years and years ago? but ive kind of blocked out almost all memories of sex
>>40323748
yeah but it lasts like 10 minutes if i dont leave my apartment immediately after
my cat likes to climb on me and leave hair all over me

>>40323700
thts rly good. im rly glad
do u have any advice on the situation in tibet with the dalai lama's reincarnation. ive been worrying about it a lot. im not sure where to stand
>>40323724
ive posted photos of dogs i saw that i wanted to fuck in this thread i think writing fic is a beautiful hobby but i think u should at least try and stay grounded in the reality of the characters involved

>>40323699
-_-

>>40323765
>do u have any advice on the situation in tibet with the dalai lama's reincarnation. ive been worrying about it a lot. im not sure where to stand
whats the sitch

need bf who pats me on the head when i manage to clear arena on the highest difficulty this week. need bf who politely smiles and pretends to listen when i explain my ER build i invented thats honestly insanely sleeper and makes a valk from years ago cutting edge and then pretends not to notice me failing to clear the first boss with it all day. need bf who understands that theres a certain financial investment required to maintain a redlotus or nirvana rank and for something that important sacrifices are necessary. need bf who knows who mobius is and is ok with me having plushies of her everywhere

>>40323767
If you use enough emoticons I might be able to surmount this barrier

>>40323789
whennnnnn will my hi3-playing prince come i think chaser thats really into lesbians and tranner thats really into yaoi is a rly cute pairing

>>40323796
>~<

>>40323712
Based sissy crossdresser sex pest

>>40323786
ummmm basically the way the dalai lama chooses a successor is by choosing to reincarnate into them. after one passes the high-ranking clergy(is that the right word?) will divine the location of the reincarnation and hence the next dalai lama using various omens and stuff and then present the infant with items belonging to the previous dalai lama to see if they recognise them.
current dalai lama was kind of giving the impression that he wasnt feeling the whole reincarnation thing and was saying he would maybe choose not to reincarnate ending the lineage
but he has now decided he's gonna do it after all and is saying a bunch of stuff about like he will have to be reincarnated outside of China to avoid their state influence and that the reincarnation is likely to take place among the tibetan diasopra and has to be picked by his top officials who are loyal to him not china
china has said that the reincarnation must take place on chinese soil for them to instate the successor
a while ago the current dalai lama choose a tibetan anti-china candidate for one of these high ranking positions and china allegedly disappeared the person and their family and instated a pro-china pick. the story around that is a little fishy
obviously i dont recognise the sovereignty of tibet but i think colonialism is bad... unsure

>reinstall taimi to try and find a bf
>instantly 400 notifications of likes
>men are all fuck boys, druggies, or physically repulsive
>john 50s 3 months hrt poly lesbian spending 40$ on in app features to send me as many likes and messages as possible

i hate queer apps i hate queer apps i hate queer apps i hate queer apps i hate queer apps. how do i find a bf organically?

>>40323857
wow, thats a lot
this is something im not really equipped to have an opinion on

>>40323865
taimi was just awful i didn't get any good dates on it and 90% of the guys were just scary.

>>40323653
mormons are a wacky wacky religion here in the US. but it was invented here in like the 19th century so yeah its not a very international thing.
its kind of like a christian spin off
theyre not common at all in the US either, but specifically in Utah there are a lot of them and they are very influential on state laws and culture

its funny, in Utah there are conservative mormons and then there are a lot of young people there for things like skiing and rock climbing and stuff, so the culture is a kind of odd mix

>>40323813
Give me a vague idea of where your house is and I'll have you holding up emoticons drawn on pieces of paper to express your feelings like you're a 13 year old in 2008

>>40323884
i think its normal and valid to not have an opinion i was just wondering if other ppl are seeing a lot of stuff abt this. i think tiktok is increasingly showing me anti-china content suddenly and xhs is showing me way more i wonder if theres an election coming up there or something

>>40323865
this is a bummer to me that there are so many chasers. the market is absolutely flooded with us, we have so much competition.
It sounds like I do stand out as a solid guy for trannies but the sheer number of people im competing with is disheartening.
gotta find a way to meet trannies off apps

>>40323891
hehehe i think thats kind of beautiful... im happy i live somewhere with lots of different kinds of people it always makes it a way better place to live

>>40323890
yeah i think i might just try tinder or hinge :/ i rly don’t want to deal w guys matching just to call me a tranny or insult me tho. feel like that is gonna happen to me on like a hetero dating app :/

the only good chaser is a dead chaser

>>40323918
unfortunately straight men do not read bios so yeah you will get matches with transphobic men who didnt even read the "i'm trans" on your bio and thats so shit why are men such retards they literally just swipe right everything

>>40323911
yeah, im like interested to live among the mormons but at the same time I dont think it will matter much.
they tend to be pretty isolated from outsiders, or they try to convert you and get you to join so there isnt much like "lets get to know each others customs and learn from each other"
they also do influence politics in a pretty regressive way for the state. like Utah is in many ways peak republican stupidity

>>40323893
wait are you making fun of me ;~;

>>40323906
trannies completely outnumber the guys willing to date us. by a million. the vast VAST majority on apps just want to fuck. most don’t even want to be seen with us in public.

>>40323918
>>40323933
I swipe right without reading but then when I find out youre trans I become even more interested in fucking you than I was before

>>40323934
i see.... thts rly sad

>>40323942
Its sad but I do find it cute when a tranny gets excited that youre taking her out to dinner

>>40322475 (OP)
yep. yep.
the best in the biz

>>40322475 (OP)
Do trannies drew hearts, butterflies and flowers during school? Or just skulls, guns and dicks?

>>40323944
>I swipe right without reading
why are you guys like this? i've seen a male friend of mine using tinder and he does the same. he stays 1 sec on every profile and swipe right unless you're very ugly then he swipe left but like for every 100 girls he swipe 95 right

>>40323954
my dream is to receive flowers one time before i die. maybe if im lucky ill get a pasta dinner...
>>40323965
i was drawing kanji and cubes and hearts and graphs bcs im autistic. but i hung out with all the girls that drew skulls guns and dicks.

>>40323752
That's a shame it can really be an enjoyable experience lol.

guys would swipe left on me without reading that i’m a tranny (it’s obvious)

>>40323967
because theres likely nothing in your bio that would make me change my mind
I see your picture and if im attracted to you its a yes regardless of what you wrote
if im not attracted its a no regardless of what you wrote
on the off chance your profile does say something so insane i lose interest ill just unmatch or not message you

>>40323983
id probably see you and say holy fuck yes its a tranny and then swipe right

i don't like 'dating' apps

How to get trans gf.

>>40324002
really?

>>40323991
and guys complain about women only caring for looks and not for personality lmao

>>40324008
stop being a coward

>>40323991
this is why when i get annoyed at the apps i get revenge by putting a bunch of evil shit in my bio. and waiting for ppl to notice it

>>40323933
i feel like i am very visibly trans/clocky so hopefully that doesn’t happen
>>40323906
it’s flooded w awful terrible ugly souled men. if u genuinely want to date a trans woman i think u will stand out.

i’ve been trying to go to local shows hope i meet a nice guy at one eventually cause apps suckkkk
>>40323954
i’m the tranner that gets excited at going out for dinner :p
>>40323965
i drew eyes pokemon and i started working on faces and bodies but i messed up my hands in an accident and have a rly hard time drawing / writing now

>>40324010
yes I like girls that are feminine but visibly trans
>>40324012
only ugly losers do this. looks are important and men should lift weights and be fit so women are attracted to them instead of complaining
>>40324018
this is actually really funny and id probably like you more if you did that
not taking the app seriously is the most attractive thing a woman can put in her bio. most treat dating apps like life or death

>>40324028
>i’ve been trying to go to local shows hope i meet a nice guy at one eventually
much better than using apps

my cock is so smelly rn

>>40324032
feminine means pretty here. be honest

>>40324032
ive seen fit men who were still rly ugly i dont think biceps will fix a chopped face

>>40324032
i think it's normal for a girl to be a little competitive! love is a battlefield, right? but yea theres no point in doing something if its miserable right its better to try and have fun with it
>>40324038
i desire u carnally
>>40324037
ive been trying this also... i go to a lot of metal stuff but they all already have gfs or are gay.... need to get better at small talk....

>>40324051
>i dont think biceps will fix a chopped face
obvs not

>>40324051
but if i say a lot of guys look better when they gain a little weight and their face fills out a little they fucking crucify me.
they look better to ME. its my OPINION

>>40324037
yeah i’m just kinda desperate and awkward tho

>>40324043
yeah it does I wasnt trying to hide that. but I just think a lot of features that do kind of give away that a woman is trans are very pretty
>>40324051
sure thats true some guys are just fucked genetically but if you get big and lean you can at least somewhat compensate
the type of guy to say like "women only like handsome assholes" and pout are usually fat and ugly or just have shit bodies because they never work out. its rarely a shredded guy complaining

which one looks cooler

>>40323973
ha I would totally do this if I lived in whatever weird eastern european country youre in

>>40324078
Left

>>40324078
left

>>40324078
i like the right more... i think the sort of like. geometrics of the hairstyle play with the lines on the armour in a way thats really interesting. if that makes sense. sry thats analysing it way too hard LMAO
>>40324083
scotland isnt weird!!!

>>40324096
ha I thought you were eastern european for some reason

>>40324073
you would not swipe right on me

OH NAH WORK DONE HIRED A FEMBOY TRANNY LOOKING THING

I KNEW TECH WAS A GOOD FIELD TO GET BUSSY

>>40324103
probably the name, right? it's actually short for bronwyn but i didnt want to appropriate the welsh... i got it randomly on unsee and thought it was such a pretty name isnt it totally cute? i wonder what it means

>>40324051
yea basically. as long as he’s not fat or really skinny i’m more attracted to someone with a nice face and hair. bonus point if he’s tall

>>40324110
if i knew any of my coworkers thought about me like this i’d kms

>>40324110
happy for you mr. patel

>>40324112
That's just normal female sexuality. Congrats.

you shouldnt have sex with your coworker

>>40324124
LMAO can we stop talking indians loooooool

>>40324129
sex is icky

>>40324139
about indians

>>40324139
please do the needful sir

i finally got the bottom stigma for lunar vow by the way :D its so convenient how they added all that stuff to the battlepass right? i have her outfit from the spending event so i like getting to use her... im not sure if im supposed to run her with HoTr or elysia as supports for part 1 lightning teams? ive seen ppl in arena using that new sleepy teriri battlesuit but i dont have that one... im 2/3 on all the new astral rings my poor coralie is so overworked qq i hope jadecutter is about to rerun... i should check the schedule
i wonder if i should pick up lunar vow's top stig too? i think its kinda fine with just those two, right? bcs the bottom one is needed to trigger the 2pc effect and stuff. 3pc has 15% exclusive teamwide multi.... thats pretty strong for sure.... plus sp regen would be nice... i guess ill refine some support affixes onto the other two stigs and see how she holds out

>>40324148
icky is sexy

>>40324027
>>40324027

it's over

>>40324177
girls all like older guys, right? its okay you just gotta wait ur turn. do some maturing first

>>40324129
my 52 yr old coworker sends me texts ab how he dreams what holding me in bed and how groping my tiny tits (his words) would feel like

>>40324194
u should join a union... thats insaneeee

>>40324199
it’s a smoke shop i’d probably get fired if i made it a problem and i rly need the money rn

>>40324168
no you
>>40324194
report that. that is not okay

>>40324194
what

>>40324204
i get it... hang in there nona thts really messed up. i hope you find somewhere better soon

>>40324177
based

>>40324204
want me to kick his ass for you?

>>40324194
report him wtf

>>40323845
Other posters say whatever they want and don't get called names. Don't pick on me.

>>40324177
as a 33 year old boomer this is nice. I want some gen z pussy.

>>40324051
my list of what makes men attractive from thhe important to least important:
1. height
2. face card
3. not being a twig (idc fat or fit)

my mom always used to say that "a man should be a little more attractive than a chimp" so i believe

>>40324223
i get called a sex pest about once a day at minimum. usually by myself tho

>>40324224
the only time you ever get your dick wet is when the water splashes up from the toilet after your constipated ass finally drops that jurassic dorito turd from your fat chaser ass

>>40324207
this is the only text i could find from him that i sent to someone else.
“What is that from? I think people are very close minded now. The vikings and all cultures had women just like you and society viewed and treated them like a woman. I think it's sad you can't find a relationship. I have a friend who is strictly gay and can't find one. I can only imagine how hard it must be for you. Sorry”

and he told me b4 he wishes he was 20 years younger so he could take me lol
>>40324217
it’s not the type of work place where u can report things
>>40324215
yes plz >.< he’s old tho so don’t hurt him too bad

>>40324224
hey babe...

>>40324177
but i like zoomer guys around my age ;___;

>>40324236
lmaoooooooooooo got him

>>40324224
hi cutie im more culturally a gen alpha, would that work?..

goodmorning

zoom zoom zoomer

>>40324250
good morning!!! lets do our best again today!

>>40323940
I'm dead serious, I love when women use emoticons

>>40324261
is this why im single... shld i pull up a kaomoji site for today OTL

>>40324233
i’m basically the same except i would put face at number 1 and height at number 2

>>40324268
true face is the most important thing for me too

the most important thing for me is kindness

They put that femboy tranny thing in my department. Now it keeps following me around. Away with you, demon. I know your tricks.

>>40324275
i want him to be the biggest asshole in the world but he would be kind to me, and only me

>>40322475 (OP)
qott: yes if you count writing, and lifting weights as being good with my hands

omg work hired a fucking chaser incel looking thing
i knew bra fitting was a good field to get dick

>>40324281
she call smell your chasery

>>40324283
i have friends so it would be ideal if he was nice in general

>>40324295
i dont need friends i need only him

>>40324292
the curry and unwashed BO

>>40324290
LMAO

>182cm
>6-8/10 face (ratings i've gotten from other people)
>Not built, not skinny, not overly fat
How cooked am i? I groom often and dress moderately well.

its raining constantly these last few days im loving it
>>40324301
real...

>>40324309
I NEED YOU WHERE DO I GET YOU

>>40324129
I used to work with this girl and she wanted to blow me so bad. She would even go to the bars and clubs I would hang at to try and get me when I'm drunk lol.

>>40324309
i would only date you if you're a gen z chud

i need AT LEAST a 10 years age gap

>>40324310
why don't i get any rain

gen z chud and a mini

>>40323269
it's a very different world in large part because of the phone. but you are right in a sense that we can't really know what the cause was. the iphone came out in 2007, and then in 2008 there was the recession. at best there is a 6 year range (2001-2007) we can look at to extrapolate from.

>>40324329
based based based based
>>40324331
I stole it. im sorry but its mine

>>40324335
its hard to examine for sure right...

>>40324312
Wherever there's good beer

>>40324322
Not a zoomer or a chud unfortunately.

>>40324334
mini(penis)