Did anyone else's dad used to get them to pee in the toilet at the same time as him? (Both standing of course, it would be weird if I were to sit down.)

>>40337835 (OP)
no but me and my buddy used to have sword fights all the time

>>40337835 (OP)
i used to do this with my older brother

its still crazy to me that this shit is normal the closest i ever had to it was bathing with my brother when i was 5. id be grossed out if in any of these situations desu

>>40337939
Yea, I can't remember how I felt at the time but my dad tends to be very insistent when he wants something and I don't think this was something I liked doing. It certainly makes me uncomfortable remembering it.

I just remember how much I hated the smell of his piss. It was super strong sometimes.
I'm also schizo. Idk if I made that up.

>>40337939
as kids we were always out running around the woods and fields and peed outside all them time so it just wasnt a big deal. of course we used to compared dicks too and I eventually taught him how to masturbate by humping your pillow. always been a horny little fuck

I remember one night I was camping out with my brothers in a tent and a big storm came in and knocked the tent over and we all raced out in confusion. one brother decides to go pee and I didnt see him and ran right thru the stream lol. I was probably 8 or 9. we just fell about the place laughing.

>>40337985
Just remembered*

>>40337999
this is definatly a diff situation than op.
op, it sounds like ur dad was a pedo :( i am sorry

>>40337835 (OP)
yah, also used to shower with my brother. Being a kid is weird

>>40337835 (OP)
yea we would stand right next to eachother and pee together at the same time and called it "racing". whoever finished peeing first wins obv. kinda strange "male bonding" but whatever he is just a little different ig

>>40337835 (OP)
yeah but ive never mentioned or talked about it with anybody before because its just generally an odd thing to talk about. last time i remember doing it was when i was like 6 or 7 thoughever i still dont know why exactly why he wanted me to piss with him and i rarely if ever think about it. i remember going to my friends house and offering to piss in the toilet with him because i thought it was a normal thing and he told me no

yes. Everyone, when you’re learning how to use the urinal

Way to make it creepy by posting it on /tttt/ with a lolipedo image though

yea i used to do this as like a little little kid but with my brother. ive never thought about it until right now but we used to clash our streams together. why the hell would we do that that was weird. were we even told to? i forget

>>40337835 (OP)
my mom divorced my dad because he was doing drugs while he was supposed to be watching my newly born brother while she was working
and i remember him saying i'll have a big dick like him when i grow up lol. i was under three.
i remember in daycare one day a bunch of kids were comparing dicks in the bathroom and showing they could push their penises into their bodies. i could do it too lol.
another daycare lady had two of us pee at the same time because she wanted to leave for an activity quickly. i remember asking the kid why he didn't pee fast and he said it hurt lol.
i swear to god people of the future are going to recoil at how many people were squirming around the earth fuckin and suckin and making kids kinda gross

>>40338415
oof.

>>40338498
sounds like something my dad would do

>>40338506
relatable

>>40337835 (OP)
Yeah for some reason we would have peeeing races. He was a crazey and bad person but he never fucked me or anything. The peeing thing was just a weird memory also I ain't even LGBT I come here to check out the gays cause I respect them and to make fun of transsexuals because I don't respect them.

>>40337835 (OP)
Yes.