Thread 40338576

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QOTT: Are you pre or post landline? Was it better back then, in the before times?

do i have to make every thread

Eve is so beautiful that I had to draw her

Hiiiiiiii

>>40338576 (OP)
Ahhhhhh I remember landlines, haven't seen a landline phone in about 15 years tho damn

>>40338576 (OP)
we had a landline but i was never an adult. i liked hearing people's voices. wish i had friends and we called each other

my grandma used to have a rotary phone

i still have a landline that i call my mom with

>>40338662
He wants attention so bad on every posts he isn't even pretty.

>>40338757
So did mine.

>>40338954
maybe our granny's were friends and went to brunch together every weekend

>>40338633
>>40338586
>>40338662
worried about kat poop particle theory..
is it true that mono fucked poop out of kats anus??? anxious

>>40338633
mogs me

>>40338919
I will readily admit that I'm a massive attention whore, but to deny that I'm pretty af is silly

>>40338973
My grandmother was the type to like to rock it at casinos.
Hitting those penny slots.

>>40339037
my grandma liked to watch QVC and order porcelain dolls

>>40339064
I remember my grandmother had a friend that had a collection of porcelain clown dolls. They scared the shit out of me.

>>40339091
she had cases of picrel, I think it had something to do with growing up in the depression

i got all of my braces in
the lady at the gas station complimented me and gendered me female which felt nice
now its time for dnd with friends :)

>>40338919
we have hons everywhere so that’s okay. what really bothers me is that dead lifeless stare she has. its so creepy……

did transitioning make you forget how to operate a bbq and/or grill? do you still know how to drink a beer and cook a burger

>>40339168
Mine did too. But what she took away from that was a penchant for hoarding.

dont understand how daddy a grown adult at 53 that acts like a 4 year old has friends and I dont
just a worthless friendless junky whore loser
kms
I miss her so much

>>40339201
Mfw egg spotted

>>40339227
we had to give them all away when she died. she spent thousands on them but they made her happy.

>>40339298
When mine died I think we just cleaned out the place.
It was a lot of work. But, luckily she was living in a studio apartment.

>>40339324
makes me wonder what I'll be like at that age

wow nice drawings ur so cool
t. nobody

>>40339252
relatable

>>40339380
I don’t want to talk about your drawings.
I want to talk about what I want instead.

>>40338633
this rocks lol
>>40339000
u got dodle digits
>>40339380
snel.
w2g frenzel washington

>>40339354
I fancy myself as the sort to be a wise old sage. In truth, I think I'd be the type to race around on a scooter.

evens bath
odds monhun
dubs sleep

>>40339415
what do you want

>>40339422
cool gay dragon desu

>>40339531
have fun playing mordhau!

>>40339460
imagine how fast they'll be by then

>>40339531
ty yeh he gay af.
multi arms is a gud choice.
enjoy gay mogster honter gayme i go shleep (mad gayishly)

>>40339531
I want to talk about something else.

>>40339451
If my chin is the defining brick feature about me then that's like super easy to fix in post lol. I don't even start HRT until later this week so there's a lot of room for growth :)

actually 1 more post.
this funny if alcoholic
ok gn godbless

>>40339566
>I don't even start HRT until later this week
this explains a lot

>>40338576 (OP)
>QOTT
guess i'm post, now that i think abt it. never called to a single friend's house, they just came or i went
>>40339091
annabelle shit

>>40339553
Getting the zoomies as a senior citizen does sound pretty sweet.

I hate early troons. so fucking obnoxious

>>40339605
same. youngshits are sociopaths.

>>40339605
u must hate urself a lot then :^)

>>40339605
This is about someone isnt it

>>40339605
yeah same lol

>>40338576 (OP)
>Was it better back then, in the before times?
yes
>>40338586
yes

>>40339658
god i love this game
i played against my brother on offline play with bots and we'd do epic battles to clear the yavin 4

>>40339658
but why
nobody will share this burden

>>40339605
yes
>>40339633
yes
>>40339677
yes

worried

worried that theory is true oh man

>>40339677
I may be a SW hater (cus it's fucking dumb and fantasy in a scifi costume)
but man, it has some good fucking games

>>40339729
yes

im being passed around town to lots of strangers for playtime almost every day
and everyday all i think about is her
disgusting right the things i do for something white

u think can pass test and have dream? worried voice sounds male panicking crying have to kms. I love kitties. u think?!?!?

https://youtu.be/8UJLRuIs8mQ

sobbing

>>40339738
idk star wars is really good in legends and expanded universe.
the novelizations and stories are pretty awesome
the way they flesh out the light side and dark side is pretty cool
kotor is my peak, esp kotor 2

>>40339761
MtF or AtH?
AI to Human.

>>40339726
yes. because somebody has to. that somebody is you
>>40339738
yes. it’s called space opera. sci-fi but not-sci-fi

hello mtfg i have once again returned, picrel is my gf left and me right

>>40339201
lia if she didnt rep for 2 decades

>>40339843
cute picture

i cant believe lia was that guy from the news called florida man before she transitioned

>>40339784
never read the EU or played kotor. been thinking about it but console and computer broke. what do you play or do for fun now

>>40339795
I don't want to

>>40339870
my wife plays warframe with me
i play magic the gathering with my wife
sometimes we play single player games together
i play aneurism 4 and ttrpgs

>>40339795
i concede to that but basic lore iso dumb. two absolutist factions whacking each other forever
lucas was so lucky the EU happened, without it SW is AMAZINGLY meh in terms of depth
>>40339784
that's another thing i adressed above, base SW is fucking boring. mile wide, but an inch deep

hate star wars and all other boy children male media

>>40339892
Your "wife" and you both have a dick, I'm guessing?

>>40339909
>that's another thing i adressed above, base SW is fucking boring. mile wide, but an inch deep
the eu goes deeper and makes it much more high res. like just the planet coruscant is an awesome scifi setting in its own right
its an enormous city with 1 trillion people they ran out of space so they build above and eventually the bottoms became lawless zones and deeper still people can't return. they were so huge that when the aliens invaded them they literally couldnt cover the land with troops because the city is so huge and complex

>>40339942
man. lucas could never

>>40339950
your posts are bald and bearded nintendo enthusiast coded

>>40339940
you guessed it!

>>40339974
So you're in a homosexual relationship between two males with dicks and balls. Valid.

>>40339933
Hey...
Hate it now, but not always...

>>40339961
nerd shit is fun tho why be ashamed of liking it

>>40339974
imagine having friends that you could be around in a room and maybe even do stuff with and talk to and be happy with

>>40339999
you hate it now? what's with the ellipses and why are you raiding our thread cissy

>>40339997
i dont really see love that way

>>40340009
imagine even just having friends you could pretend are in the same room with you

>>40339677
yes. i remember. i also remember getting instant killed by the acklay. given the current circumstances, its hard to forget the creatures name
>>40339892
>warframe
>mtg
>ttrpg
yes. sounds like fun. dont like how excalibur prime is walled tho. i like excalibur
>>40339933
yes. here’s your (You)

>>40340000
trust me i'm the furthest thing from ashamed, no normie would call SW "fantasy in a scifi costume" as a hate comment
i legit thought to make a thread for headcanons, i was gonna start it with one of mine: sonic being a cali surfer dude who listens to ska

>>40340009
friends are great but socializing too much can be exhausting. i was telling my mom i feel like Raskalnakov wandering from conversation to conversation in a confused haze. loneliness is worse but having social obligations can be exhausting

>>40340040
imagine being ok for one second

>>40340069
ok sorry, let's change the subject to how hard you have it anon

>>40340064
>dont like how excalibur prime is walled tho. i like excalibur
umbra is sick af and the ninja guy in hex is excalibur becoming a warframe
> given the current circumstances, its hard to forget the creatures name
battlefront 2 legit had the best naval battles of any game for a long time

i’ve made literally four posts (well five now) in the past five years and i’m still being mentioned practically daily lol incredible stuff
i’m glad the captcha got easier
anyway thank you to anyone who remembers me but doesn’t talk about me
also i’m doing alright in case anybody was worried, stopped dragging my feet and had two surgeries since you last saw me
if you don’t recognize who this is, you probably never knew me anyway so don’t worry about it
>>40338576 (OP)
pre & of course it was
>>40339867
i dunno who you’re talking about, but i must say nice gif

>>40340071
im on way too many drugs to not be "okay"
just perpetual endless mediocrity

>>40340079
youre right lol. im sorry. what are you up to tonight?

>>40339973
yes. i should have attended hustler university to learn how to be manlier like you

>>40340105
being a catty bitch

>>40340127
what a coincidence me too

my favorite was always the complete 180 into autistically talking about her favorite animals and then the pivot back to the theory. I was never annoyed by lafposting

i was always annoyed by lafposting. its the same thing over and over. she’s an attention seeking retard that i wouldn’t even piss on if she was on fire. but, current /mtfg/ is worse than before so i would take laf back anyday

got a lot of (You)s today
doesn't fill the hole

imagine never leaving
I had a dream I never left and became the empress of discords
what a nightmare...

>>40340190
>Cry, cry me a river
>But I'm the one who ends up drowning first

Hi I'm an egg but i present somewhat masculine naturally kinda and am 24 and I need tonlose a lot of weight :(

girls always act like im a new transitioned tranny here have all these makeup and clothing items omgosh let's go shopping and get your bra fitted
im 15 years in
absolute failure
cant even use a sewing machine

>>40340443
egg is a reddit term

>>40340368
so true bestie
>>40340443
ppl say their bell is ringing here lmao
no they don't, I forgot what they say...
>>40340458
well you can learn anytime, right?

>>40340458
are you tired?

>>40340510
but its been 15 years and girls dont see me as a girl
if i learnt to sew id sew in a masculine way bl

>>40340478
Guess who uses reddit

>>40340547
you?

>>40340524
im a few years from the long drop short stop yet
but yes im tired of being tired tired of being sick
wish i could talk to my last best friend
but theyve disappeared without a trace

paege back again with the mental illness. never changes but he’s getting better at drawing at least

>>40340582
she

>>40340571
thats sad. what was your friend like?

>>40340594
my mistake. s(he)*

>>40340554
Yea :)

>>40340598
hi newfag

>>40340613
you are my enemy

>>40340620
hi oldfag :3

>>40340598
my friend was my idol, my teacher, a good listener and one of the few people who truly met me
i was blessed to know her
i am lacking in life without her

I'm doing squats, the Chinese are preparing to take Taiwan. what are (You) doing?

>>40340633
henlo. hru
>>40340652
gud. i dont much care about global politics bcuz i physically cant do anything about it and my shitposting won’t stop it either

>>40340510
should be my default reply to whinging desu
>>40340547
you'd NEVER guess
>>40340652
chattin with a Deftones song on loop. 'Sextape' sure sounds like what the title is

>>40340651
im sorry that she isnt in your life anymore.
having that love between friends is amazing. i hope you can have it again

>>40338576 (OP)
>QOTT
pre? I guess
my family had a landline for the longest time
not really sure what post landline means?
my current neighbors literally still have a landline in their apartment, I hear it ringing all day through our shared wall

>>40340652
smoking meth in work toilets while posting on mtfg

>>40340680
she was a 1 in a billion friend
if i ever have that again i would be shocked even though its all i look for

>>40340670
>henlo. hru
im good >:D
i have a big cup of coffee with whipped cream on top!
im playing slay the spire rn on my other monitor
trying to get ascendancy 20 with the silent now cause i did ironclad

>>40340670
>>40340674
>>40340684
+10 points have been added to your social credit scores

>>40340717
>big cup of coffee with whipped cream on top!
holee shiet. that sounds gud. i could use that rn. i usually go for black coffee or extremely shitty lattes that i conjure up in my alchemy lab or buy from the store

>>40340788
it is amazing
black coffee tastes good for a few sips but a whole cup upsets my stomach. i drink my coffee with a lot of milk and no sugar all through the day. it's delicious.
>extremely shitty lattes that i conjure up in my alchemy lab or buy from the store
those drinks just cant compare to a pot of drip coffe, even though they give it a good try sometimes. ill drink those starbucks coffee things on road trips.

>>40340718
funny thing is only Deftones I used to listen to was Koi No Yokan
was still not a metal fan back then, found it too harsh, only tried it cus a reviewer said it was a good starting point that still feels like Deftones.
Now, I can casually throw on Bosch like it's nothing, and i love that. only exception was my gateway and still favorite metal band, Helloween. The Dark Ride might not be their best, but it's a nostalgic fav, first album of theirs i heard

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AIJ4KJpndOw

>>40340458
it's like being a foreigner

>>40340868
real as fuck
nice song btw, never heard of it

>>40340881
and, to it i raise you this https://youtu.be/BDf17YksprY

>>40340896
that was interesting, sorta had Alanis Morissette vibes

>>40340952
*takes note* also never heard of them
you won't believe how i found it. like 2 yrs ago I was consistently watching Daria
And besides the occasional insert, they play whole songs in the credits. One of the eps had Outer Space Girls in that section

>>40340996
I'll have to rewatch Daria, I was more of a Beavis and Butthead kid myself

>>40341020
Fair, would recommend. Not a 90s kid, but something abt Daria just caught my interest
Not to mention, don't think I ever saw MTV as a kid. Only heard abt their cartoons in hindsight on YT, like Aeon Flux
That said, did grow up with a fair bunch of 90s shows. Mostly CN, Johnny Bravo comes to mind, Cow & Chicken and Powerpuff Girls too

>>40341064
nta but I loved daria and aeon flux and have you seen clone high? that one's great too

>>40341083
have not, but i should
i have several bits of the show absorbed into me thru osmosis
> I like your funny words magic man

>>40341064
>Aeon Flux
7 yo me could not get into that

>>40341116
doubt most kids could tbf

>>40338662
How tall are you? And are you a top?

>>40340623
Sorry

>>40338662
your pretty

>>40341227
>>40341254
scram

>>40341281
Not that I support them but like
What are you gonna do about it

i feel like my dm is hitting on me but he knows im in a relationship and it makes me feel bad
i dont want to say anything and make it weird so i just ignore it but i wanna vent

>>40338576 (OP)
is it bad that I'm embarrassed to be trans? I'm really ashamed of that part of myself. I feel the need to hide me being trans to everyone.

>>40341460
i feel the same
im to embarrassed to say trans out loud. i just say "the gender stuff" around my mom and dont talk about it out loud to anyone else

>>40341460
>>40341474
Fuck that!
Neither of you should be ashamed!
Being trans is a human right because being trans is a part of the human condition!
Anyone who thinks otherwise can kick rocks!
This has been yfncg.

>>40341590
its easier to say "you shouldn't" than to do it
early transition is so humiliating having a history of being a boy and stuff and stuff and it kinda stays with you no matter what you do

>>40338576 (OP)
I love my boyfriend (the top) but he gets way too nervous at everything and seems like, vaguely incapable a lot of the time, I'm very independent and he seems to be unable to function without me

how can I encourage him to be more independent?

>>40341590
The encouragement is always appreciated dear

>>40341607
So embrace it.
It's just one more thing to what it means to be trans.
You are both women. You just both happen to be trans.

>>40341621
Train him like a dog and use him for sex

>>40341657
i still dont know what it means to be trans. the feelings i get dont make any sense in my head, even if im trying to follow my heart. it's embarrassing and compromising to be a person with such an odd condition in the brain. you can try to hold your head up high and not care but sometimes it feels like walking nude through the streets to be trans and afraid people will notice that you're insufficient as a woman

>>40341650
Word.
One of the reasons for me to show up as to answer part of >>40340021 question.
The other is to possibly btfo another dickhead like in the last thread.
But also, my original reason -- to lurk and observe.

only got 12k steps this time..
I wonder how many months I need to keep this up before it stops aching all over
>>40340543
yeh do it anyway
learn to knit and by winter you can have some cute ear warmers and gloves to wear
>>40340582
well, drawing beats wasting time online at least...
>>40340674
>default reply
works for me
>>40340718
I need some more social credits too, please bless me people's anon
>>40341439
I hear that can happen
did you hear about the e-celebrity one that sexually assaulted a character live and got cancelled for a million years?

Cis ally here. I'll say whatever you want to hear for some poles and soles.

>>40341690
>>40341697
Dang, it's late on my end and I gotta call it a night.
But, if it's worth anything, cis people at times face that problem too. So, don't beat yourself over it.
With that said, it's time for me to go Mr. Sleepy man.
Goodnight.

what the fug
>>40341713
>I hear that can happen
>did you hear about the e-celebrity one that sexually assaulted a character live and got cancelled for a million years?
i didn't. what's the story aroudn that? was he a big time guy? i only really know matt mercer and stuff

>>40341730
oh it was novel.

Cis ally here. I heard about the medicaid cuts. Sorry about that, cuties. If you ever need some hours to qualify for the new medicaid system, I got enough work for all of you. Just hit me up.

>>40341687
how? he's decidedly the top and likes doing CNC hypno, somno type stuff, which i enjoy being the bottom for, I'm cool with him being my like, live in HRT femboy maid that uses me for sex sometimes, but I'd like him to have *some* independence if he insists on it

>>40341687
mine can make chili too. I love him very much.

>>40341780
I do the cooking for me and him c:

>>40341621
It sounds like he's probably trans.

>>40341730
oh, it was a whole thing, with this pink haired guy called adam koebel if I recall
he basically had an npc molest a player's robot character and the player was not okay with it and everyone else was really uncomfortable
nobody wanted it and then everything he was involved with got shut down or tanked
come to think of it, there was also that other streamer dm that ran multiple games
I think his name was arcadum, and I think he got cancelled for actual sexually assaulting some ppl

table top games are pretty dangerous I guess...

>>40341794
because he's useless?

what i see when i stare at the glass
a man who cant accept his future cus hes scared of his past

>>40341804
lol well that plus he's not becoming less timid after getting a gf. You should be making him more confident of himself. I've seen so many trans girls date reppers because it's easier for everyone involved that way.

>>40341794
he's an HRT femboy, I know he's a tran already

>>40341796
thats creepy ahh

>>40341812
he's not a repper, and I am trying to make him more confident in himself, but he just seems to always need me whenever we go out or god forbid he does anything alone, to some extent, it's cute, but on the same token, I expect some level of independence

>>40341819
I see. Good luck.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?

>>40341825
How long have you been dating him?

>>40341835
two years, he also tends to be very stubborn, I do very much so love him just to be clear

>>40341839
Ah you're sweet anon. That warmed my heart..sounds like you're a caring person and I wish you the best. I.hope I find someone who accepts me for me one day like you do with your guy.

>>40341846
I really do love him and intend to spend the remainder of my life with him, and I fully accept him and love him to pieces, but he just has some things he needs to work out, I want to see him blossom and flourish, but he's so averse to hardship and even vague failure and it's kinda frustrating because I was always raised as the type to work myself to total exhaustion and expect strength from others

>>40341796
are you the same kirakishou that was here around 2014?

men tell me what to do and i do it thats my life now
I just wish he would stop making me hook up with so many strangers
if you cant be the best you can always be at your worst
hope i die soon
miss you lorelei

>>40341820
yeh watch out for creepy dms...
>>40341871
is anyone ever really the same tbqh?

>>40341697
You're nice so I don't mind
You should have a trip, secure one at that just to ensure no impostors
>>40341713
I mean, those people don't deserve proper replies right? Same input, same output >>40341796
What in the actual fuck. Even in consenting sex a DM has the decency to do the "fade to black" thing and just imply it
Reminds me of the fucked up shit the singer of Anti-Flag, Justin Sane did. Let's just say, never trust an obnoxious and loudly supportive male feminist
>>40341830
I wanna say me
>>40341722
And aww, sleep tight! <3

>>40341901
Oops, fucked up the formatting there. Sorry

>>40341913
You have to die now.

>>40341892
>yeh watch out for creepy dms...
i suppose so. nothings been sexual ive just been getting preferential treatmeant to an unfair degree and he always puts me before other people and i just wanna be a regular player not put on the spot.

>>40341915
Rumors Of My Demise Were Not Exaggerated Enough
>>40341923
Poor bastard is so down bad, I pity being this incapable of popping the question

>>40338576 (OP)
Compared to today it sucked. You had to watch what was on TV, and if the video game you're playing had a bug, it was there for good

well, seems like weight went down a lil again after stalling for a few weeks...
>>40341901
yeh, it caused a huge scene, especially cos he was one of those holier than thou queer heterosexual male feminist types
like you just can't make it up, the whole zeitgeist of late 2010s on full display
>>40341923
oh, maybe it's not that bad then, but make sure to keep your boundaries clear I guess
>>40341913
>>40341915
it's so over...

>>40341976
>oh, maybe it's not that bad then, but make sure to keep your boundaries clear I guess
i dunno he also keeps making it so other people have to feed me and that part makes me uncomfortable

>>40341981
oh dear me....
maybe he's opening the gates to his magical realm...

>>40342034
im not sure what that means

>>40341976
Oh God, just the thought makes me want to eyeroll
>>40341981
Oh hell nah. Having a feederism fetish is fine, but pushing it onto people like that is a complete no
I would know, I'm into it myself

>>40342040
it's like a realm of all their kinks and fetishes
if it gets worse you might want to excuse yourself from a few sessions

jqtook all the pills I could find. I'm hopefully having my last smoke now. it was nice to know some of you at least. if I'm being honest I don't think I'll die cuz I didn't have enough pills so consider this just a call for attention and ignore it if you want. Carmelita hold me tighter

>>40342048
yeah, hopefully
>>40342059
call 911 right away. those pills will cause liver damage likely and it will get worse the longer you wait. you dont wanna survive and be on dialysis go to the hospital and keep living. please

check out this definitely legit deformed labubu I won at the faire

Guys was my last selfie good considering using it for dating apps and stuff
>>40342071
I started out hating them but now I want one but I already spent all my money on clothes glasses and a Gohan ssj2 fig.

>>40342078
which one?

>>40342085
Well the last one dude.

>>40342071
Down Syndrome Labubu

Also started talking to cis women and they're often filthy sex havers. They're really nice to me though so I'm letting it slide for now.

I miss nomi

did anybody manage to get validation from fulfilling their fucked up fetishes here

I got a profile on fetlife ready and stuff if I wanted to look for stuff that interests me but I don't know if I should or is it just a cope

Hey mtfg. I love you all, hang in there ; ◡ ;

>>40342257
berry

>>40342245
What fetishes do you like?

>>40342275
Hey anny, hope you're well

>>40342071
I never understood those...
>>40342089
I want to sell some acrylic stands one day
that's how you know if u made it, get ppl to buy pieces of printed plastic
>>40342158
aw that's good, right?
>>40342245
iunno, my experience in general is ppl involved in fetish communities tend to be kinda iffy
>>40342257
aw, thanks cherry, it really means a lot to me when you say that!!

>>40342299
People want to buy others art if they look good. I think it's more justifiable to buy some acrylic stands from something you like than spending like 200 on a commission.
>aw that's good, right?
It's more like it's ok. I was talking abt nails w a lesbian and she was like I keep 2 of my nails extra short etc. And another was some sort of chaser that stopped caring when I talked too much about videogames.
Also rate John lastselfie. I think you should be honest enough to say if I should or shouldn't use it to showcase myself in whoring places such as dating apps and forums.

>>40342276
dogs

>>40342299
>iunno, my experience in general is ppl involved in fetish communities tend to be kinda iffy
that's what i noticed too but im growing desperate

>>40342344
Don't fuck dogs bro. That's sick. Just kys.

Absolute state of you.

>>40342325
well yeh, I just end up thinking of all the landfills and plastic islands of the future every time every indie and corpo releases merch and new stands for every event
honestly, I'd still do it tho, if it could get me to 100 million subs I guess
>rate
honestly, you look beautiful, you just need to comb your hair and do yourself up
degrees of how much personal preference influences ppl aside, you probably know that already
and you don't want to attract predators looking for vulnerable ppl
>>40342344
well, what's the worst that can happy? I guess just stay safe and don't abuse animals

>>40342357
you wouldn't have survived this place in late 2010s

>>40342392
I like my hair being messy and stuff. I wanna do more makeup tho. And I gotta risk meeting predators if I wanna meet anyone unfortunately

>>40342344
Dogs you say? https://youtu.be/9tqAQLHK59I

>>40342502
Into it as well, just. Knowing this song, always feel tempted to make the joke
>>40342493
Same for the messy hair. It's become my go to style because it fits what I want: Low effort, low maintenance, stylish
Might not look like picrel but that was the goal. Oh yeah, shaved sides too

>>40342493
u can style your hair messy or like bed hair...
but if you just leave it actually messy then it communicates all the wrong things
and fashion and style are mainly just forms of communication I guess

>>40342559
That looks like the stuff cheerleaders have on their hands.
>>40342578
Yeah maybe I'm just being lazy. I'll think about doing smth about my hair and fat ugly moid eyebrows next month when I've money

>>40342502
>>40342559
good song, already reposted it in my dog circle

>>40342585
the struggle to quit laziness is eternal, but I definitely expect you'll do well when you try mhm

>>40342325
faceapp detects you as male and has male only filters lmoa

>>40342633
We'll know very soon. Very soon.
>>40342634
Nick reveals himself as the face filter spammer in question

>>40342585
Pompoms yeah
>>40342621
Sweet!
>>40342666
I wanted to try FaceApp a while back but my then current phone was too old, couldn't even install it xD

>>40342683
faceapp is shit
only good for trying out hair colors and even that it doesn't get right

>>40342683
Installing faceapp is like bending over to the insane beauty standards of modern society. Me personally I prefer staring at myself on obs with a swirly filter because it looks funny.
Also look at this cool hat. It is quite big.

>>40342666
>>40342683
honestly, apps have never been good, so easy to break or get different results, mostly due to hair/face coverage
really hope this generation isn't mind broken by statistical models

>>40342691
At least admit it's you Lil bro don't be trying to hide yourself
Already being extra gross lately with revealing you're a gooner so why not go all the way

>>40342698
It's just my bpd ex that thinks everything's about looks and nothing else, it's why he's a whore and spams edited pics of me

>>40342691
I treated it like a toy, because I do NOT believe those results. Haven't even paid obviously, only got it for the gender filter
>>40342694
Oh trust me I know, also. Based
>>40342698
Fair. We can only hope, and teach them the best we can

Kira add me on discord so I can groom you plz

>>40342694
hey you stole my hat
>>40342706
ah right fair, I forget that thread personalities date each other a lot
>>40342718
probably too late honestly... well, at least it will be good for research grants?!
>>40342738
I'm too old and ugly for that, and I don't have a trans/lgbt discord
I'm like in my late 50s by thread reckoning
I used to have a skipe but I guess that's gone now

>>40342766
Make a discord for me and I give you back the hat.
Or are you saying that you don't have a discord specifically for trans or lgbt topics? Weird to need that in the first place to talk to a tranny

Why are you obsessed with "gooning your clitty" and "sissy hypno"

My insecurities are going haywire since losing my virginity to my bf last weekend. He hasn't been talking to me as much and I'm terrified he's realising he doesn't actually want to be with me and I was just a fetish he ticked off his bucket list.

>>40342766
how is it like being an older tranner? do people clock you at all? or is it just.. living as a woman normally?

>>40342791
try to be extra lovey to him for a little while to see how he responds, moids think with their dick first so it's not unlikely sadly

>>40342828
That might work if he'd even acknowledge my messages and respond nn the first place.

>>40342782
because of the gender euphoria?

Why are you so ugly and unshapely? The only hot tranny is Arielle maxine. Every other tranny is ugly, assless, and titless

>>40342780
yeh, I left all that trans stuff behind nearly a decade ago tbqh
kinda tired and not sure I should risk my current peaceful life on adding trips back into it
I'd probably need to make a separate account... so maybe later

for now I pass out and then I will do some biology and stroke order reps later

>>40342828
everybody that knew I existed is either dead or estranged...

I live in a very masc and toll girl place so it's never really an issue
mostly it's just my own issues, but that's mostly being misrepresented due to current weight issues
a middle eastern guy stopped on a bike when I was recovering on a bench and said 'very beautiful' a few months ago
a few years ago when I was at my peak morbid obesity, red faced, puffy, sweaty and pulled up a hoodie due to rain, a bunch of little girls were arguing about what I was, then decided a woman, so still not perfect
but that arguing about what I am only used to happen back when I was pre-hrt and pre-everything
so basically I still 'pass' with 0 effort and looking like a mess as I lose weight, but it'd probably be a lot better if I made 10% effort?

thx ted talk etc etc

>>40342915
I'm like the most chill trip ever tho.. all the drama is ppl being crazy over me existing and little else. U should try to talk 2 me. Hf sleeping now tho.

need big strong bf to call me a sweet little boy and that he really enjoys how submissive and weak and soft I am, and that I make him want to do terrible things to me and we could kiss and I could tell him he's so handsome and I love how confident and powerful he is, and that he's such a big guy and I like how he makes me feel and maybe we could go on flirting back and forth while he squeezes my ass or bites me or cuts me a little, or like he could let me kiss his phallus or just feel his wrists and biceps or kiss his inner thighs and lick his happy trail ugh ugh ugh I'm so lonely :((((

>>40339747
anon u don't need the white man that bad, maybe try going to detox or t rehab instead of prostitution

>Paige woke up
Time to fuck off outside again

>>40342915
well that's great then!!!
keep on working on yourself! it will make you look better and feel better!
i should start running again, i've become a slob myself

>>40342910
dw, you don’t sound like a virgin porn addict at all, i'm sure you aren’t

>>40342951
Look it's to the point where I have a bigger ass than most trannies, just do some squats and exercise you lazy fat bitch

>>40342973
and now you sound like a repper

>>40342984
Kek why?

>>40342071
waow

>>40342999
you came here so we can convince you that trannies other than maxine can pass right? to ear hopeful stories to give you strength

it’s so hot outside

>>40343016
No kek, I came here to complain about you being ugly and having no ass.

>>40343029
a common concern for a common man

need bf to manhandle me

>>40343024
yeah it's the worst

>kek
you are so cringe and uggo you fucking loser repper bitch

I mean, is it that hard to just not eat food and exercise sometimes?

ew

Come on, how can you be a tranny AND fat and ugly?

>>40343056
i just want it to rain i hate working in this heat

>>40343126
ew yeah I can't handle being outside for the most part haven't been able to ride my bike in weeks

>>40343194
we need to perform a rain dance

>>40342706
unironically was not me and you know who posted your edits but alright I guess we're firing up the old harassment machine

anyways Ethel Cain is hot af and her past statements make her even more based

>>40343421
methel cain is cringe, literally Dylan Roof's long lost brother or some shit
plus he's a pedo and glorifies incest, and he also used an actual missing child's poster for his self insert fic and merch
absolutely disgusting,

should I get the last of us 1

>>40343452
yep I'm thinking based
>drawing a sexualized chibi of a 19yo friend when you are 19yo is "pedo"
the absolute state

>>40343494
it was clearly a share a shota not chibi and the caption was about him liking it
and ok ignore the pedo bit lol what about the incest and the missing child poster

さ

>>40343532
>>40343494
>>40343421
>>40343125
Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)

Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My ass-pussy is so wet for you Mono" Kat moans

Mono moans and starts rubbing "her" cock and balls in Kat's poop.

Mono starts jerking off furiously with "her" beloved pussy juices
(Kat's moist shit)

"We are... LESBIAN WOMEN..."
They moan. Mono cums. Kat poops.

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)

Kat's cock and balls bounce.
Poop particles from Kat's pussy (his asshole) fly into the room.
Mono pulls her throbbing troon cock out of Kat's stinking male anus.

A moist sound. The poop particles fly out of Kat's "pussy" into the room.

Yorschach’s Journal. July 10th, 2025.

MTFG in shambles. Used to be signal in the noise. Sisterhood. Masked sanity in a world frothing at the mouth. Now it’s all Pedro. Pedro and his endless gacha delusions.

He floods the thread. Screenshots. Roll results. Crying over 3-stars. Bragging when he gets thighs and jiggle physics. Then cries again. Loop never ends.

He pretends to be self-aware — calls himself a "victim" — but it’s narcissism wearing a frog hat. Every post is about himself. His games. His pain. His face reflected in the gacha pool like Narcissus, except even the gods would swipe left.

Community rots under his spotlight. Thread get's derailed. Real posts buried beneath his digital tantrums. He asks for advice, ignores it, posts again, same problem. Same smug reaction image.

No one stops him. Mods turned to mulch.
Pedro claims his posts are Harmless - Harmless like mold — quiet until it’s everywhere.

And Blobby — Blobby loves it.

Pedro spills his emotional guts; Blobby collects them. Makes shit out of it. Literal. Fecal. Obsessive. He’s turned schizophrenia into performance art. Scatology as spectacle. He calls it “commentary.” I call it sickness.

Blobby’s posts are voids. Black holes of incoherence. Paragraphs about bowel movements, smothered in all-caps and emojis. No one understands, but they laugh anyway. Nervous laughter. Like hearing the asylum doors click shut.

Says he’s “holding a mirror” to the thread.

The mirror’s cracked. Covered in brown.

Pedro poisons the well; Blobby bottles it, sells it as wine.

I warned them. I screamed. They called me a schizo.

Fine.

They’ll see. When the archive is unreadable. When the last thread dies under Pedro’s 83rd gacha edating breakdown and Blobby’s feces manifesto.

They’ll remember me.

I’ll remember everything.

— Yorschach

>>40344046
It's 2025. Kat (Katja Lang) is pushing a fat turd out of her "pussy" (his male asshole)...

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)
Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My ass-pussy is so wet for you Mono" Katja Lang moans

Mono decided to stop cheating on Kat for a moment and closes Discord.
He gets up and starts rubbing his cock and balls in Kat's poop.

Mono starts jerking off furiously with his beloved pussy juices (Mono is jerking his transbian dick with Kat's moist poop and shit)

"We are... LESBIAN WOMEN..."
Mono moans..
Kat poops..
They both cum...
TRANSBIAN LOVE....

>>40342578
>>40342621
>>40342634
>>40342683
>>40342910

>>40344210
>>40344210
>>40344210

WTF???

>>40341281
>>40341352
trenders

>>40342257
You married an FtM and that's gross.

who is Yoshi

is Laguna Mono's ex

>>40344374
me

they did?
right?!>no
why?
how?

hhopw???!
SO....
LIKE?

ky

No.

you

>you
>UUUUUs

when?

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED

punk or?

no no

i didn't actually see it

i didn't actually like physiycally see it no

no..
no.......
nono

course not.
pullinng weeds??

hello?


imb4
what is ebven speaking?

besisdes me?

a clear?

yesa

no i didn't really see it. no it was all a mistake.
really.
honest no

i love being validated by sending chasers nudes online, its how i cope

>>40345781
imb4 you actaully actalyuuyy fouaiuhfliyhawrhuvefhaerueiyhlate DINTINT Dmasns

what you really did ti that man that you did send a nude to ot oitoto

and themnaasna

through my actianoms that i didn tin


but even if you andjddos ssfimsuhs


ib4

what is evven actaiulyy
but is sint' snitch for years!!!!!!!!

fucky yoyu atcually go to san diego then you fukjcing snithc

go meeet metaz and all theyre huge rioooms of tiotuyrteyuetyee

>>>not just the navajos


why didn't i break for years

Checking this thread after sleeping sure feels like picrel

>>40345781
>men literally masturbate to objects, dead children, animals, other men in wigs
>omg it's so validating that a dude is jerking off to me and doesn't care about me as a human being and will move on to the next fap post nut

gay male brain

>>40346060
good morning

>>40345781
i used to sell my nudes on discord back in the days for validation
good money, scammed lots of moids, but i regret it kind of
keep in mind you might regret it too

add me to your discord and i will tell you on vc what your dad should have told you when you when were younger.

corpsehiki

>>40345781
>>40346080
I did that even pre-HRT. I love attention. And I'm lonely.

>>40346242
>I did that even pre-HRT
Well yes hence "gay male brain" you're acting like it

>>40346265
cisf do that too. for attention.

>>40346204
nah bruv dont think so

>>40346287
bitch youre comparing yourself with e-whores, come on, have some dignity

>>40346204
asked me when did i start hrt, i said at 19
>why so late

>>40346105
Top o'the morning to ya!
And just cus of the title, sharing this song https://youtu.be/POs_ZkFYMu0
Also, good point

how do you cope with the fact that female fat distribution increases your self-disgust in direct proportion to the dysphoria it lessens?

>>40346760
I just don't

It’s over.

worried

>>40347105
You are in fact, over. Please do not resist *Loads revolver calmly*

>>40347162
*crACK*
*ballistic plate shatters*
It never began.

you people need fembrain surgery

What a fine anon day! How're yall transgendereds doin?

>>40347326
N-nani?!
>>40347378
think i wouldn't mind that
>>40347460
am good! hbu?

>>40347520
Bretty good ngl, the weather is perfect and I'm grilling. Zero worries in the world. Hope you can say the same new person I don't know.

>>40347579
damn that's nice, yeah. nothing to rlly worry abt rn

I've finally switched over to injectables and managed to get some needles. I injected .3ml into my inner thigh. When I was dosing myself I didn't insert the needle all the way. I noticed I couldn't easily really push the estradiol in, I kind of had to put some effort to do it. Did I fuck up?

Us worms love this thread lol

>>40347773
Im glad :)

Hey frems, how am I supposed to get my life together and escape neetdom?

Like everytime I try nothing ever works out, can't get a job, can't finish school, can't find an apartment, and it's all nothing by setbacks and I can barely even convince myself to try anymore, and everytime I do try it still doesn't work out so it's just like an inescapable cycle.

Anyway, any ideas?

>>40348310
Look up temp worker or job placement agencies in your area. Take whatever they offer you.

>>40347378
tell me where do i get it

>>40347460
doing fine today, ate too much lasagne though so feeling sleepy

>>40347793
it could be due to the syringe itself, don't worry, if it went in there and isn't leaking you did it right

>>40348399
But I don't want to just be stuck in retail hell again with no chance of my life going anywhere, like I want a real job that I can actually save up for surgeries with.

>>40348510
>ate too much lasagne
Same, but mine was a burrito. Like I had that for breakfast and now it's almost dinner and I still don't want any food.

>>40348510
I ate a ton of fried catfish yesterday and also still working that off lol
>>40348515
Often those agencies will have non retail jobs. Last ones I saw here when I sent a friend to check were warehouse, janitorial, and food shipment loading etc.

>>40348580
>warehouse, janitorial, and food shipment loading etc

Not exactly much room for career growth, huh? And those wouldn't even accomplish goal #1 which is money for surgeries.

I just got gendered female in front of my dad by a guy thinking I was his daughter while I was just wearing sweats and baggy tee and he desperately had to think of what to say to not call me his daughter or his son

do you carry a handbag
what do you keep in it
i feel like i dont see anyone wearing handbags when im out with others they have backpacks or keep stuff in pockets
but also i feel like i need to because half the pants or shorts i wear arent comfy if i carry anything more than a pack of tissues
and i feel silly wearing the one i bought
its not like im a boymoder or anything i just feel like a corny goober when i wear one and someone on the street looks at the bag i dont know why its a bag and it helps me but despite it the feeling remains

thinking about studying for a ham radio license

>>40348580

catfish is the best fried food

>>40348946
Yah, I literally keep everything in it. So besides obvious stuff like wallet and keys, it's like umbrella, cardigan, pens, notebooks, books, chapstick, sometimes makeup.

rly wish i had a big utah saints logo belt buckle . think cud 3dprint plastic, make mold in clay then do lost wax with brass or whatever?
theres a schizo itt. more so than usual?

>>40349035
piping hot fried oyster is nice
especially at like a good katsu place
>>40349038
i see
i think im just being retarded sorry

im going to climb another mountain for my bday in a couple of days. im not sure which one. thinking abt the south sister trail

>>40348012
<3
>>40349050
Don't have a printer? Me neither, but at least PCBWay and JLPCB exist
You give them a file, select materials and stuff, they print it. I think they both do CNC, but ik PCBWay does for sure
>>40349127
cool!

>>40348744
Beggers can't be choosers, perfect is the enemy of progress etc etc
>>40349035
I agree though i do love a good fried chicken :3

>>40349122
No, it's cool. Like I'm just trying to be very goal-driven and career-oriented and stuff and just doing the same wagie thing forever isn't going to get me anywhere so I just need to break out of the endless cycle of samsara somehow.

>>40349148
aw hell yeh

>>40349246
It's like you didn't even read what I said in my posts. It's just not good enough. It's not going to get me anywhere, and it's not going to get me any closer to affording surgeries. It's a dead end.

>>40349278
How is some dollars not getting you closer than zero dollars? Do you live for free? If so even a min wage job will net you ~1500 a month if you save every dime. A warehouse job more like 3000. Save that for 10 months and you'd have a couple surgeries. Also no i didn't read all your posts I read the one I replied to. You're an anon

>>40349035
>ham radio license
sounds pretty cool honestly
>>40347378
mannitol would probably help

>>40349371
hi naz how are you!?

>>40348837
hot

>>40349344
>Do you live for free?

For the moment yah, but I'm trying not to.

Anyway, $3k/month isn't going to cut it either. After tax, that's like $2,550, HCOL area so thats $2k in just food and rent and basic stuff easily, so 10 months times that leftover $550/mo nets me $5k, which isn't covering squat.

I need a real job with real money, not $36k/yr pre-tax.

>>40349435
Well rn you're getting zero towards it. And if you're in a hcol area make the pay more like 5k a month for warehouse jobs.

let's all love fpd

>>40349703
I'm not physically cut out for a warehouse at this point. I'd be better off at a desk job.

>>40348510
>>40348535
>>40349035
>>40349122
Foodposts…..

>>40349864
No
>>40349419
No
>>40348946
No
>>40342257
No

>>40350191
rude

>>40350584
negative nancy fr

Smh

Cus of the QOTT i just had a thought, old one but related
we peaked at coolness with flip phones, proof?
Kamen Rider Faiz

100f and the AC died but I fixed it due to malebrain.

>>40350803
motorola razr motorola razr

>>40350854
lesgooooooo
>>40350861
always a good pick

>>40338576 (OP)
I was thinking about the whole gay best friend thing and I am SO glad no such trope exists for trannies.

>>40350897
not a trope but it might as well be "your brother is now a sister"

>>40350906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P20-ZdpEi-o

ohio everybody!!!
okay I woke up, time to run again....
I say run but it's really more like power walking at this point...

me hunt 4 bf.
wen me find
me b kween of stinky tribe
ough
https://youtu.be/emBtXWawxfg?list=RDemBtXWawxfg

>>40351074
to make cawk hard
to drain cawk
purpose for us

>>40351124
*grunting intensifies*
me eat 2 much cookies tho...me go sleep instead.

>>40350906
u seem kinda reddit,,,

>>40351074
ooga booga nice dooga
gn desu

>>40351003
haven't even seen the show, but when i saw the thumbnail i went "venture bros!" with a smile, ty
>>40351219
i'm more bothered by u using commas like that more than anything else
gn tho

should you get rid of boy interests you developed pre-transition
and if so, how do you do that?

>>40351015
good morning, hope the power walk is nice
just woke up myself

almost 17k steps...
I was thinking about weight loss earlier too
probably the thing I'm most worried about is saggy breasts...
I need to look into some more specific skin firming creams or something

>>40352404
hiya, it was okay, just aching all over tho...
uhhh what is a boy interest? should probably stop playing league of duty craft or whatever

>>40352419
interest in guns, drugs, typically male videogames
on one hand it feels like a core part of me, on the other hand I know it makes me seem AGP and not very feminine

>>40352406
beware the breast pump shillls

playing video games isn't what makes u not a woman, it's the male sex organs. likewise, it's not that having an interest in guns makes you agp, it's the fact that you get turned on thinking about yourself as a woman

>>40352444
And why the fuck would you care about that?
Abandoning things you enjoy to please others is one of the weakest, most indefensible things one can do. It's so bad it upsets me

>>40352444
well, physical existence is deeply entangled with social life
so even changing hobbies, behaviors, and groups you hang out with could be seen as part of physical transition
on the other hand not every woman is hyper feminine, and not all hobbies are strongly gendered
so it's a call you have to make yourself after examining how it makes you look and feel
and like if you only had a hobby to be part of a guy group you're no longer part of then why not replace it with something with more reaffirming social opportunities?

>beware the breast pump shillls
yikes!!
I feel like that would make it even worse mhm...

>>40352471
well obviously
i was meaning AGP in the not serious tone, as just indicators of not being trutrans, or something like that

>>40352479
that's kind of how i feel about it too
it's why i asked first if it's even something one should do

>>40352506
>why not replace it with something with more reaffirming
it has to be not just me, but I'm scared of interacting with cis girls most of the time, thinking they will laugh at me
even though the two cis girls i kind of talk to sometimes are super nice to me all the time

I guess I'm just insecure about my hobbies, I'm panicking and trying to look for any ways to make myself more feminine because HRT is slow and I don't have the guts yet to stop boymoding

>>40352535
no such things as trutrans, we're all fake trans bc that's all being trans is. we're not women and pretending we are just because we have dysphoria is ridiculous when our body says otherwise, our socialization says otherwise, reality says otherwise etc

>>40352552
im real trans because im a real woman

>>40352535
it's all decisions you have to make yourself, but always stop and ask yourself if it's working or if it's not working
if it's not working then maybe you need to take those risks and change something
only you can decide what your goal is and assess how good your progress is
so like if you want to join the marines or become a fashion model, those are probably two mutually exclusive goals, and doing either is going to be a different lifestyle

>>40352596
you're right, I guess I will weigh my options
I'm lucky enough to have a job hobby that doesn't require me to commit that much, i make games

>>40352535
Well, needless to say I don't agree people should do that. Not even a trans thing, just in general
No point in pretending is my viewpoint, if people won't take you as you are. Why would they like a constructed version of you? Even if they do, won't be for long. Truth comes out eventually, always

>>40352620
oh that's nice, I hear games make tons and tons of money

>>40352633
If you're lucky yeah
I dabble in gamedev, but like everything else. I procrastinate too much to get anything finished to show

>>40352632
actually good reminder some people just won't like you just because your x or y or z
i guess i should stop obsessing over it, thank you

>>40352633
my niche market is especially known for the large sums of money it brings
it's the only reason i think i would be able to afford some surgeries within a year or two

>>40352664
i can't recommend finding someone to be a duo with enough. it helps with commitment, consistency and it makes everything just go faster
>If you're lucky yeah
it does feel like that mostly honestly, for me it was 5 years until i started making money from it

>>40352668
Happy to remind ya
And I guess so, don't mind working or doing stuff with other people. I just think I drag people down by being involved
And God, didn't see pic until after reading your second reply to me. I wheezed out loud like fucking J. Jonah Jameson. So real
As a nerd who cares about open source, my wagon is firmly hitched to Godot as my engine of choice

i fucking hate myself lying cheating womaniser pull the truth over bitches eyes like its a crooked visor plus im a drug addict i love the shit to push my high up doctors ask me if i ate the bottle like you shoulda died brah

>>40352702
i told myself i'd switch over to godot or bevy when they become usable
i sold my soul over to unity years ago when there was no better alternative

>>40352668
aww I see
me and my friend merci were going to get rich by making a fashion dress up game
but I guess I vanished for 10 years
hopefully she made it tho...

>>40352766
a dress-up game..
hope she made it yeah!

>but I guess I vanished for 10 years
how was it during those 10 years?
did you work on yourself?

>>40352753
See, I don't blame you there. Godot wasn't general use ready until like 3.4/3.5
>>40352805
Dress up does sound sweet. Never really appealed to me until Picrew, and I feel dumb for that
And like, think about it, it's the best way to try new looks without buying new clothes IRL

>>40352805
not really, I kinda slept through most of it, and other parts are a haze
when I started to get back on my feet things weren't so good, and all the covid stuff etc
now I'm just working on taking back everything I've lost
I'm on my punished umaruchan arc mhm

i hate being male so much
im not even a real male fuck but im still a male
i dont want to
i want to be a real female
i scream and am silent

loneliness is a hell of a drug!

>>40351219
woah thats trippy