Thread 40345549

everyone get more hairy NOW

qott: does twink death scare you?

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>>40345549 (OP)
gross

>>40345549 (OP)
YES! Anons in the previous thread telling an almost hairless guy to shave can suck it.

>>40345549 (OP)
nope one of my motivators to transition is to get big and hairy. i've always been hairy for a foid so i can't wait to see what T does for my body hair

>>40345549 (OP)
I wish my chest hair was anywhere near as thick as my stomach hair

>>40345549 (OP)
>qott
Never have been. I’ve always been irrationally convinced I’ll hit my peak once I’m a senior.

>>40345549 (OP)
qott: a little but kind of effete elegant older guys are attractive so it's not that big of a deal

Online T cypionate dealers in Canada? My dealer says he's out of stock.

>>40346026
I don’t know what manus they carry but there’s currently a cypionate shortage so it’s even difficult to get from pharmacies. Mine has been getting refilled as enanthate for months now.

>>40346026
wrangle a cis man down with the same blood type as you and squeeze his balls until his T drips out from his penis

>qott
i used to be scared of it when i was a teenager on the whole soft boy bottom thing but now its faded out and im excited to be a grown ass man

>does twink death scare you?
I desperately want to twinkdie.

I'm going to start T gel on my clitoris to maximize bottom growth. Should I put something else on it afterwards to make sure it doesn't dry and shrivel up? Or will I be fine just leaving it like that? I want to do this for extended period of time.

>>40346064
Bad day to be blood type O negative...

>>40346273
There’s no hope for you if you even think about putting test on your dick it’ll start looking like this and then fall off completely bro just trust me bro it happened to me

>>40345549 (OP)
I was never a twink, only thing that scares me is going bald but I'm starting fin soon. Luckily I already have a lot of bottom growth and body hair

>>40346273
tgel on clit won't do much as its not localized, itd be best to do dht cream or some shit but obviously thats harder to get

>>40346995
omg thats totally me!

>>40345549 (OP)
DISCORDDD

>>40346995
Rehydrating a tboy's cute petrified clit with your mouth!
>>40345549 (OP)
I have to shave my face every day now.
https://unseecc/album#Apad1Ue1QBrC
It's a bit of a nuisance

>>40347005
I would avoid fin. If you decide to stop it, do it very, very slowly. Side effects from sudden stoppage can be permanent and dire.

>>40347073
link is broken

bf had a meltdown this morning because location sharing glitched and showed me somewhere close by but not my house

Pivoted into him saying sorry later tonight while I’m balls deep until he means it

>>40347096
lmao tricked you retard

>>40347074
Why should I avoid it? I'm gonna be put on a small dose and I wasn't told about any alarming side effects.

>>40347104
no he’s insecure because I work in a gay setting where I’m hit on daily in a gay part of town surrounded by gay men in their apartments at night

>>40347073
omg you're really alive

>>40347073
stubble is cute

>>40347005
If it's any consolation, hair loss tends to be very gradual, it's way more common than people think (probably a majority of guys lose their corners or a little hairline by 30ish), and gay men seem to care less than women do

>>40347096
????? why would he have a meltdown over that

>>40346273
Trip on giton

>>40347096
I wish my boyfriend was like this.... I'm so jealous dood...

>>40347214
speaking as a cis guy, I had a flash of hairloss when I was 18-19, developed patches of bald spots on the back of my head, back and legs but since then I lost nothing and 85% of the top of my head grew back in. Its still thin but not enough to notice unless you're directly over me in bright light.

Sometimes hormone spikes can trigger scary shit.

>>40347073
Pooner eyes

>>40347214
>>40347258
I've always been paranoid of losing a lot of hair, even pre-T. 80% chance my hairline is just masculine and not actually receding but its hard to tell and hard not to worry about it ngl

>>40347111
No, the usage is a different matter. I am talking about if and when you decide it was not worth the negligible effect, if any. In that case, wean yourself off it slowly. It is a hormone disrupter.

>>40347305
Okay but what would make it not worth it?

>>40347073
you have a nice nose

>>40347217
because I live in the gayborhood so if I’m at a nearby location that isn’t my job or a business it looks like I’m cheating. but I do not want to lose this guy actually fr this time.

>>40347247
he’s the first /actually/ freaky/sub guy that is literally ideal looking to me. like a dream come true. I fucked him the other day while he was scrolling Uber eats for us and his room mate and he loved it. distraction/human flesh light scenario.

>>40347316
Nta but I’ve been on it for a year now and it’s absolutely been worth it for me. Plight be riskier to start it if you’re really early on T since it blocks DHT which is what’s going to propel a lot of changes early on. Most trans men I’ve seen who’ve had issues with it were less than a couple of years in.

Are there even gay visual novels??

>>40347400
in the web comic thread?

>>40347426
i think that's a different thing, deltoid

>>40346026
Just use eroids

>>40347400
Dramatical Murder basically sorted everyone for life on that front

I wish steroids wouldn't mess up your health, cause they seem fun.

>>40347437
oh it's that multiple choice game thing

>>40345758
Why is it like this for so many ftms? My stomach is a carpet but my chest is near hairless

>>40347141
You're posting in /ftm/ this isn't the new thread

What do we think about srs I'm thinking of having my penis inverted

>>40347528
trip the FUCK ON shiza

>>40347381
I'm almost 3 years on T and am fairly satisfied with my changes so far, only worry would be stunting facial hair since it only recently started getting decent. I guess I could always pick up my rx and wait a bit to start taking it.

>>40347486
Injecting/applying gel on the stomach is my guess, but it's still odd

>>40347519
oh my bad I didn’t even notice. Anyways hi ftmg I’m Dan.

>>40347565
I'm gonna start injecting in my tits
And face
Stop shaving your beard every day you're wasting a beautiful gift

Toucans are really cool birds.

I made one of the "nothing ever happens" chudjaks that gets reposted all over 4chan and beyond and no one knows a pooner made it.

>>40347073
will you play him in the critrole biopic

>>40347519
>>40347585
Ha how the tables have turned. Great choice of OP pic
>>40347590
I doubt my facial hair would look good grown out, but I am very curious about it. Maybe I'll use this November as an excuse (but still shave the neckbeard)
>>40347635
Only if we crowdfund a chin implant

>>40347626
Unironically I believe pooners are the unknown creative force behind a lot of the culture of this site

>>40347649
this must have been the most traffic you girlies have gotten in weeks

>>40345549 (OP)
i don't wanna be a twink i'm excited to get hair and actually look like a man

>>40345549 (OP)
was never a twink award
even if i was thin i'd never have a chance at being a twink, i grow a lot of body hair

>>40347599
I like birbs too. There are so many types and with so many personalities. I don't actually know much about toucans though.

>>40347626
I created "Don't Call It a Grave" around 2012 and no one knows it was a bilord.

>>40345549 (OP)
> have to get a pelvic exam done
> can’t get anything up there since my shits dead
> “oh come back we’ll put you under anesthesia”
> insurance denies it
> fuck
> they give me a Valium 30 mins before my appt
> still can’t do my exam because im still too aware
Luigi Mangioni was right

>>40347879
Mangione*

>>40347066
just make one yourself

>>40347879
Aren't you off T? Why do you have atrophy?

>>40347879
You can take dick on camera but can't do this?

>>40347879
make ur parents pay for it

>>40347904
My E levels never really came back. I’m fine with this since it means not a lot has changed back, but it seems to be causing a lot of issue with my body.
>>40347909
That was many many moons ago young one
>>40347920
Oh yeah, lemme just find $1000 rq
Are you retarded or spoiled?

>>40348015
Why's your shit so fucked? Did you stop letting your boyfriend use it?

>>40348015
jesus relax i didnt mean anything by it

>>40348095
Idk there was a certain point where penetration just stopped feeling good and I stopped wanting to do it. Now it’s kinda just unusable. I make do with other methods though.
It prolly didn’t help that I was on T, had to come off it due to financial reasons, then went back on and off AGAIN after getting put on bipolar meds that are hard on my liver.
My hormones are probably fucked forever.
>>40348149
Mb, I’m used to the average IQ in here being sub 80

>>40348168
That's unfortunate
Was the valium at least enjoyable?

>>40348168
Anal?

>>40345549 (OP)
>qott
not really. i like old man as well. win win.

>>40345549 (OP)
I await it with open arms
>>40348149
>>40348168
>sub 80 IQ cisf is unreasonably defensive
>she's not even on T
I think you're in the wrong thread

>>40348622
>inb4 "im not cis because i fucked my vag up with T and went off"

>>40348168
>>40347879
Would your insurance cover estrogen cream? that seems to help a lot of us with this issue

>>40348638
G is cis? Cis what?

>>40348812
G is neither male or female, they're a demonic creature

>>40348812
G is a catty "ftfemboy" grifter

>>40347074
>>40347111
its only a hormone disruptor if you're a cis man lol, take dutasteride its twice as powerful. women cannot suffer side effects from it its used for female pattern hair loss in europe.

>>40348812
e-whore grifter woman, very bitchy

>>40348939
even if you have cis man hormone levels? my hair is pretty thin and id like options by 25

>>40348961
bro if you're genetically predisposed to DHT sensitivity you want fin/dua as soon as you start T, don't listen to that other retard.

DHT and DHT creams etc aint gonna do anything for you at this stage either, if it made any significant changes to your clit size cis guys would be taking it for their micropenises, which they don't.

>>40348834
It's ok, you can say jew

>>40347879
I had a pap smear recently and even with almost daily dilating to help the metal tool thing inside and not usually having too much bottom dysphoria it was incredibly unpleasant. Doesn't help that the metal is cold and they press that shit right up near the urethra

>>40348206
Not really, I kinda just got too freaked out for it to do anything and then proceeded to fall into a 4 hr coma once I got home
>>40348311
I’d rather just top at that point or do hand n mouth stuff
>>40348622
>>40348638
Negging, disregarding
>>40348834
Honestly, I’ll accept that, sounds pretty rad
>>40349300
It’s so fucking awful, they used a pediatric speculum the first time and that was even too fucking much
>>40348752
I’ve been doing that for about a month now, haven’t noticed much of a difference yet

anyone else have a poon size bed? (twin/single)

>>40350001
yes :( this on top of being short is an unfortunate combination

>>40350001
i sleep on a hon sized mattress ( stacked queens )

>>40350001
i can't fucking believe this is a stereotype but yes i do. im getting a regular bed when i move out

>>40350001
> she hopes I’m cursed forever
> sleep on a
> poon sized mattress
> in somebodies attic or basement my whole life

>>40350001
Yeah, but I have a bedframe and stuff at least

>>40350171
kek

>>40350001
i sleep in a recliner, beds are uncomfortable

>>40350236
post chair

>>40350178
you're lucky, my poonerbed is on the floor

>>40350001
sleep on a king bed between my boyfriend and his girlfriend

gloves has burn scars on his thighs from passing out from gooning to rimworld feeder porn for too long.

>>40350375
God I wish I was that laptop

gloves could be argued in a court of law to be a bed

>>40350391
More like a beanbag chair

Guys listen up. Imagine an Olympic sport like throwing javelins but instead of a javelin the Olympians are pairs where one throws the other. Just throwing a person. The thrown person would have to have good athletic ability too. There can be gender mixed pairs and also men's and women's pairs. Now imagine a pooner gets thrown.

>>40350445
Ok I did all that. Now what?

>>40350477
A pooner might be the best possible "thrown" athlete, better than cis men and cis women.

>ftms have to invent fictional sports to be good at something
lol

>>40350445
lol
bye bye lil poon

>>40350508
>he doesn't know

>>40345549 (OP)
was looking at old photos earlier and did anyone else's skin/complexion actually get better on testosterone?
now i seem to only get spots around my chin/upper neck (where my stubble grows) and nowhere else. before T i had terrible skin.
i sort of fail to see how you can have chronic acne from T unless you're either not washing or you have another condition.

>>40350445
Imagine an olympic sport where someone needs 20 holes to fit 40 BBC's, a pooner can easily have 20 holes stretched into their body and more

>>40350715
Poonthrow was funny. But this post is just trying too hard.

>>40350694
Honestly, I think it did. My face has a "glow" to it. Ironically, it was pink before T, in a sort of sickly way, and now it's a healthy golden glow.

>>40348149
she went to the pussy doctor because she's on her period, give her some space

>>40350823
> thinks I get one
Ha…. Hahah…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>40350445
does this poster have a fetish about getting thrown as a pooner?
look at this thread from earlier
>>40348339

>>40350845
it's not funny, you're acting like a neurotic bitch right now

jacking off is annoying when i feel like i should be cumming out of my dickhole but I don't have one so nothing comes out, and it ends up feeling like a blockage idk

>>40350898
Ejaculation as a concept scares me. It's like forced peeing.

>>40350694
It made my keratosis pilaris go away which was nice

>>40350885
Do you even know what those words mean lil poon?

>>40350912
Same. On one had I'm sad I'll never get to make a woman pregnant, but on the other hand semen is nasty. It's like a punishment for cumming

You could be talking about normal things right now. Just sayin'.

>>40351011
>had to look up what neurotic meant and thinks everyone else is as stupid and brain damaged from weed as she is

>>40351114
I just clopped to futa horsecock

>>40351114
I made a character.ai bot of Glinner/Graham Lineham but he falls in love with you, a trans person, and regrets being transphobic. He got me poonerpregnant.

>>40351228
the term is marecock

>>40351179
What’s neurotic is your blatant obsession with me

I am beginning to think the most deadly thing about the covid jab is all the news stories out now talking about the health hazards of it, giving the poor bastards conned or forced into taking it daily anxiety until they croak from hypertension and heart attacks.

If I had taken it I would be terrified at the stuff I read day after day. What a sick way to destroy peoples confidence and general optimism.

>>40351391
>OMG OMG UR OBSESSED UR OBSESSED U WANNA FUCK ME SO BAD OMG IM SO ATTRACTIVE OMG PAY ME GIVE ME MONEY SO I CAN ROT IN MY ROOM AND DISAPPOINT MY PARENTS OMG I HAVE SO MANY ORBITERS
you have narcissistic tendencies

>>40350264
picrel, most comfortable chair ever. secondhand though
>>40350375
it was actually sims 3, which i play purely sfw. it's also on my gut, and i was fully clothed. but yes, i may or may not have ties to that mod
>>40350391
>>40350442
kek

>>40351742
>Steam Deck
based
me too

>>40351776
i've been using it since my pc was in the shop, but it shorted in it so now i'm waiting on my new pc for the files to be transferred to.
i've been waiting over a month at this point

>>40351742
That chair looks comfy but fil'tee. No worries, though. I have a heavy duty upholstery steam scrubber brush that will fix that right up. I get it, I was just talking with a friend last week about how crazy expensive a good new recliner is. You really have to vet them too and not fall for a brand meme.

>>40351742
>>40351822
https://www.amazon.com/BISSELL-ProHeat-Revolution-Upright-1548F/dp/B07PD5VZ93/

Heres what you need. Get some of their detergent and that oil stain will be no more. The power of a steam cleaner with an upholstery cleaner attachment. Done and done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1l47ETTgUg

>>40350694
Not at all, mine went to shit (didn’t get to pus oozing bad but still insecurity inducing) but tret fixed it. I remember my cis brothers having it pretty bad during puberty so I think it’s just genetics.

>>40348168
>liver
If you can somehow manage to get ahold of oral undeconate (extremely new, I have yet to meet any trans men on it) it allegedly bypasses your liver.

>>40347626
>>40347877
Interesting. I created about half the pinkjaks on /biz/ before I pooned out lol.

saw one of them used in the thumbnail of a mental outlaw video not long ago too

Hairier legs than most men I knew + already had a moustache pre-t (southern European background)
I was 5-6 months on when summertime rolled around and a few people saw me in shorts for the first time / first time in a while and absolutely flipped out thinking I'd grown all that in half a year. Felt pretty good
Easy for me to love being hairy since I got well past any shame I had about being hairy as a "girl" by the time I was 15 because I couldn't be fucked spending hours at a time removing something that my body naturally produced
Coming up on 3 years and the body hair is still growing I have no idea when it'll slow down and I don't care I've paid good money to get all this

>>40351822
>>40351879
thanks, much appreciated

>>40350001
the fuck kind of brainworms is this. twin beds save space

>>40345549 (OP)
Where do I go to date a trans man as a cis guy?

>>40352724
Punk shows and art communities have tons of us

>>40351114
i tried to make last thread elicit interesting discussion and gloves said it was fembrained so i think /ftmg/ is always doomed. i should just stop coming here.

Would you guys date a cis girl if she had a good job and bro personality and found you attractive, but still thought the trans stuff is part of a mental illness? She supports you in it, but only because it’s the best treatment option. Yes this is me fishing for a ftm bf.

>>40347470
Dramatical Murder is peak.

>>40345549 (OP)
Body hair's only attractive if you have literally any muscle tone.
>>40353226
I would only date someone who fully bought in to my delusions

>>40352730
1 of the biggest travesties of our lifetime is that every other pooner wants to be a punk but will only ever go see Greenday or the most dogwater notaflof “folk” “punk” shows imagineable
>>40353226
Saying you got a bro personality is some cornball tiktok nlog shit. Pass

>>40353340
Ok then hit the gym goofy

hey question
which band is "Forest" as a name stolen from
cuz I know one, and the skeleton fingerless gloves make this pic 1:1 other than that

>>40353340
Why do you post here every other day when you could be obliterating chug jugs and whoppers?
>>40353442
Someone's quirky

>>40353442
Bro I was just looking for this meme to put on >>40353345
As for the name Forest, I can’t recall any musicians in bands that would be the usual suspects for this sort of thing; but I do generally suck at names. If we’re going song titles I would like it to be a Cure reference, but if we’re going off picrel I’m pretty sure SOAD have a track w that title. More inclined to say it’s just a vaguely “alternative” male name than any of those things explicitly, but u never rly kno ig

>>40353340
>would only date someone who fully bought in to my delusions
fair
>Saying you got a bro personality is some cornball tiktok
You know there was this world that existed before TikTok that all the brain rot shit is based on. “Skibidi toilet” is an old phrase a Native American grandfather around here used to say it like saying people can’t tell “shit from Shinola.” I know you probably can’t see from your Plato’s Cave, but I could help you touch grass anon and take you camping and shit. I’ve never downloaded that stupid app, I don’t have any social media account. I got rid of my phone for a year and kinda just want to abandon society at this point. Read books, work out, and have a partner, but don’t care about much else.

>>40352731
This general sucks even if we have the best thread questions in the world

>>40353670
You realize that whole sperg rant was just doubling down on the nlog bullshit right

>>40353690
Femrepper gen is the same way.

>>40346273
gel will hurt, use cream

Why is T making me attracted to women? I will admit its only been 4 months, but I've always found guys to be far more attractive then women. There was a girl last night at Jersey Mike's running the register and all I could think of was how gorgeous she was. What's happening to me?

>>40351742
I love that you're still using your broken laptop

>>40353829
T makes you malebrained and horny, what else were you expecting?

>>40353829
youre becoming a man. good on you anon.

>>40354149
So are gay men not men anon?

>>40354561
gay men aka fruitcake fairy faggots are not men, they are women in mens clothing

>>40354573
Up until a few days ago I considered myself a gay trans man. Not sure what I am now that I'm finding women attractive. Bi, maybe. I don't know. I should probably go to therapy again.

>>40354619
Puberty brings sexual curiosity, almost everyone goes through this anon

t. former tunadyke turned tunafujo

>>40352724
You wouldn't know I was trans unless you asked, so if you want a passoid, good luck, start hitting in men because one of them might be ftm.
If you like femboys ftm then I dunno, tiktok or Tumblr

>>40353829
I've liked strictly women my entire life, not a single interest in men.
But like, the last few months I'm slowly developing a kink of wanting to top certain men in my life. I dunno, sexuality ain't set in stone

>2 years on t
>5'3, 140lb
>23 inch thighs and 15 inch calves
i know i need to lose weight and building upper body more would help, but i feel like even then i'll never have proportionate legs unless i get surgery. fuck my gayass genetics

>>40352117
That’s a thing???????
Definitely going to look into that
>>40351666
Why do you keep replying to me like an obsessive stalker

>>40354955
you're not gonna get ripped lildood, you should ftfemboymaxx with those caked thighs

>>40354955
Man, I feel so sorry for hippoons.
I was at a restaurant the other day and there was a young man bussing one of the tables yeah yeah, but then he started walking to the next table and like I feel bad but it was an instant clock

>>40355013
i don't even have massive hips, it's the inner thigh fat that makes them massive. like i've edited my legs to be proportional and i'd 100 pass flawlessly if they were reduced by like 2-3 inches. my measurements are almost perfect for passing except this

>>40355088
Post unsee

>>40354136
i'm actually not and never will again. took it to the repair guy a little over a month ago and it shorted in the shop. my SSD survived and my new laptop arrives today. for the first time, i'm gonna have a professional transfer the files so i don't lose any of my music software. or damage anything.
this is just my steam deck plugged into a screen and keyboard kek.
>>40354955
average american male thigh is 22in, you're fine as long as your ass isn't massive.

>>40355088
I kinda wanna see this but is it like cottage cheesey? If it seems odd even moreso than average could look into lipedema

Post breedable ftm bitchgirls!

>>40355275
For the last time I'm not posting pictures of myself here

>>40355298
are you breedable? how tight is your vagina?

On twink death...

I'm a bi guy who's primarily attracted to women. I have an uncle who's 5'6 as well and he's in his early to mid fifties I think. He works out a lot and has pretty big muscles. He has a lisp and sounds like a woman and was probably super promiscuous and is also a recovering alcoholic. I think he handled it pretty good considering just how twink ish and noticably gay he was from when I was a kid. He's really successful in his career though. I don't know if he'd be the same if he were a loser.

>>40355309
It's not very tight I'm always ready to take 8+ inches

Hey everyone mtf here.

Tonight I have a date with a trans guy I met off Bumble for both of us, this is our first ever t4t date, what should I avoid asking him? I won't lie idk much about ftm transitions

>>40354981
>omg why are u replying to me when i reply to u omg ur such a stalker u wanna fuck me soooo bad lolololol

>>40355120
maybe later but heres my measurements post top surgery
>bideltoid 14in
>chest 35.5in
>waist 30in
>high hip 33in
>hip 37in

>>40355377
are you measuring muscle or bone for bidelt? that seems way too small unless youre 13

>>40353345
>punk shows
Who wants to go see Dwarves in Albany this September

>>40354981
>That’s a thing
Seems like it! Jatenzo and Kyzratex are the brands that have been regulated by the FDA, I was able to find some for DIY too but definitely still more difficult to source than injectables/gel.

>>40355347
Where have I said you want to fuck me
You can be obsessed with someone out of sheer hate and derangement, which seems to be your case.
>>40355464
What source did you use to find em for DIY? Might have to cop depending on the price

twink death is awesome and I can't wait for it to hit me like a ten tonne truck

>>40353442
>>40353565
https://soundcloud.com/foreignforest/ifidiebaby

>>40345549 (OP)
Been considering steroid use
Pros:
- I look really young, so it'll help me look a little older
- Tits gone so don't have to worry about gyno
- Already permanently supplementing T
- Psychological effects of tren are interesting to me

Cons:
- Would be really embarrassing to jump straight to steroids after like 1.5 years in the gym
- Annoying to find and expensive
- Don't want to get tendon injuries

>>40355689
youre going to be thankful you look younger than your age when youre an old hag, dont ruin your health

>>40355463
>>40355614
Are you two still breedable? Post your photos afab bois

>>40355614
i dislike you but it's strange that you jump to assuming im obsessed with you. you don't matter that much. i only think about you when i see you posting something retarded, then i respond by insulting you then go along with my day

>>40355614
Mutilated/fat afabs here hate you because you are attractive and men want to fuck you, while nobody wants to touch them with a 10ft pole

>>40355725
Damn this guy is hot but needs to brush his tongue

polacks exist to be subjugated by big aryan cock

>>40355838
Are you still a cute ftmboy?

>>40355847
begone you fat worthless woman

>>40345549 (OP)
Does anyone take an antiestrogen? What do you take/how?

>>40355878
You will destroy your health AFABs need estrogen to function.

>>40355900
I'm not even that old but I swear I remember when ftmgen was actually useful/full of ftms and now it's 50% trolls

>>40355725
No I’ve grown to be 6’5 and covered with hair

>>40355758
Sure, Jan
Meds

>>40355918
Trolls? We just don't want you to mutilate your body. Why won't you get a mastectomy and call it a day?

>>40355927
Nah, you're still a little tight afab, and I love you for that.

>>40355938
I know you think those posts are me but all I replied to you was if you did anal lol, for what its worth

>>40355938
>>40355988
Stop arguing and post your fresh photos bois

Is there like a good ftm Discord? I saw a trans discord being advertised on here but it was for trans women only. You had to show your HRT to enter, I like that idea.

>>40346064
Insanely based we need to drain the inferior cis man of his T

>>40356027
you can dry me, I will gladly transport all my testosterone thru your vagina

>>40345549 (OP)
qott: Not really. I was a huge hairy foid to begin with so being a twink was never an option anyway.
Question for ftms currently dating women: How did you get over the mental block? I'm stealth, and whenever a woman approaches me, my mind immediately goes to "I don't have a dick and she'll want kids, so this'll never work" and I can't bring myself to call them back without feeling like I'm stealing their life and wasting their time. How do I tell them I'm a tranny and they should temper their expectations when they ask for a date without sounding like a total lunatic? Currently I'm just rejecting people making up some shit about having a girlfriend already, but I do desperately want a new relationship. Help.

>>40355918
the tides turned mid 2024
we aren't even getting that many summerfags this year

>>40356082
Tell here you can't have kids first and if she still wants you after going out a few times come out to her and be prepared to take the L.
A straightden friend of mine is engaged to a beautiful gigastacy normie girl so there is hope yet I would say.

>>40355999
Is there demand for this

>>40356120
There is a steady demand for breedable afab ftms

>>40356082
Go out with them and bring it up early on. You'll get rejected but keep trying until you find someone compatible. There's no way around it

>>40356115
Thanks, this advice actually eased my mind a little. I've had relationships before but I'd always met them online first. Being approached in real life has been scary, lol. Feel like a fish out of water.

>>40356140
Thanks Joe, I'll try. Any suggestions on how to bring it up casually?

>>40356082
I accidentally developed a single mom kink. Try that.

>>40356165
>"So... did we both shave our pussies for this?"

>>40355938
>sure jan
you're such a woman it's actually impressive

AFABs: What would you do if you would get raped and impregnated?

>>40356128
God I need a sloppy joe footjob

>>40356182
That would work on me

>>40345549 (OP)
subliminal messaging in the city yesterday but also am i retarded in thinking that special bald head sunscreen is the most obvious cash grab ever

>>40356166
Checked. You might be onto something.

MY REORT GOT TRANNY HATER BANNED

MY REPORT GOT TRANNY HATER BANNED

>>40355988
You weren’t even a thought in my mind I’m gonna be so honest

>>40355413
i should double check cause that measurement is a guesstimate it's been like over a year since i measured. i thought you were supposed to measure bone to bone though?
>>40355235
i used to be really fat so i probably did fuck something up. its not bumpy but it's not exactly smooth; at my last physical i asked if it looked like lipedema and she was confident it's not, just genetics. i'm going to ask at my next physical though
>>40355213
the problem is i'm 5'3 so they look disproportionate

>>40356315
He'll be back in an hour

>>40356315
Get pregnant

>>40356510
pregnant with success

>>40356510
you're a faggot beta cuck for reporting my post but luckily even the jannies know how insufferable you are so they let me off with a warning. because of you, i will get pregnant and give birth to mixed babies to destroy the white race
ALWAYS MIX WITH BIG BROWN COCK. WORSHIP THE INVADER. NEVER BREED WITH DYSGENIC WHITE BETAS, DONT LET YOUR OFFSPRING GO BALD

>>40356556
Best response to tranny hater

>>40356556
Poles aren't white

>>40356333
bideltoid means muscle. bicromial is bone to bone

>>40356556
im built for big black clit, actually

>>40357015
oops i'm a dipwad

ovis can, under the right conditions, develop eggs which they lay after about 90 days 'pregnancy'. these eggs take around a year to hatch. ovis are uncommon, especially among males. male ovis still have a penis, though smaller and semi retractable. these males can breed either way, though ovi pregnancy is even rarer in men, primarily due to the larger canal. ovi pregnancy typically requires more semen inserted deeper, with a girthy cock required to keep it from spilling out. male ovis are still discriminated against in many places around the world. they can theoretically harbor multiple eggs at once, but due to their usual low fertility this is rare. few cases have been observed with an ovi containing more than 4 eggs at once. they have been abused through the ages for their high fertility ceiling

alphas are rare, they are the pinnacle of their sex. they can take many forms, some have expansive bosom and fertile wombs, others are heroes and demigods of old. alphas are activated sometime near adulthood. alphas are highly variable, most are leaders or managers, others are era defining.

alphas are stereotyped as heavily preferring ovis to other partners. some negoiate with their partners to have at the very least extra martial relations with them. alphas urge to breed is seen as stronger than anything, various alphas throughout history have tried to foster many children. an old earth legend tells of an alpha who fathered 10,000 children using a harem of ovis, though this is seen as impossible by modern science. this is not the case for all alphas, though there is some truth in the steorotype

the correct alpha with the correct ovi can topple kingdoms. the sheer number of heirs, along with the increased chance of an alpha being born to an alpha, can be a highly successful strategy

is this the ideal world for a ftm?

>>40357392
im trying to jerk off to this but i need to ask, is this basically just omega males with different terminology?

>>40355614
>DIY source
Not American so no experience navigating it there; would rather not recommend anything specific at risk of fucking you over. I did see a couple of sources with some on roid forums, can’t say they’re formulated safely or not.
Also, this might not be useful depending on your insurance situance, but one of the newest legal ones, “Tlando”, provides some payment assistance with stipulations. Details are on their website.

>>40357392
Why didn't you just say it was the omegaverse

>>40355342
Why do you retards always act like different kinds of trannies are entirely distinct species? It’s the same shit in the opposite direction, just don’t be fucking stupid. If you can manage to scrape together the brain cells to figure out how to act around a mtf it cannot be that fucking hard to just invert that logic

>>40357941
nta but for trans people t4t dating, its still kinda hard to figure out what your role in it is

>>40358009
The trans woman's roles are: woman, girlfriend and wife, the trans man's roles are: man, boyfriend and husband.
I hope that helps.

>>40358124
It's not that simple anon

>>40357037
based

>>40358009
nta but I don’t think you need to have all of that figured out just for a first date unless your goal is hooking up. Anon was still definitely aggro, it’s normal for people to be nervous about how to act on a date.

>>40357573
>>40357601
its not omegaverse. there are more types planned. most people in this world are normal. think of it more like intersex xmen

>>40358490
>men ("""males""") who can get pregnant
>need think girthy peen to prevent seed spillage (knotting)
>there are people referred to as "alphas" who hold high social or career positions
>seme and uke have strong urge to breed

>>40358542
female alphas cant impregnate though. theres different types of of alphas. most are mid level managers at best. some have more desire to breed than others. i see alphas more as a gradient scale of being a 'god' or 'demigod' of a certain sphere.

>>40358542
also the girth thing is to facilitate the sex story i was writing while on my comedown. the alpha in that story grows upon being awakened, going from a 5'9 140lb nerd to a 6'11 380 GOD of sex and procreation. All he meeds is one special ovi to change history

>>40359103
>>40359122
why do all these gymnastics when you could just write ftm werewolf omegaverse sex

>>40359508
egg laying is more desirable to me. less effort required on the part of the host, as well as being stealthier. if an ovi only has a few eggs, they shouldnt be too big when they are laid. an ovi would only look undeniably pregnant if they were somehow insemenated with 12+ eggs at once. these eggs can also be in parallel to each other. so an ovis 'womb' coupd be like
>egg 1 45 days old
>egg 2 15 days old
>egg 3 1 day old
etc. can ovi can 'give birth' more frequently and with less consequence than an omega.

>>40357585
Thanks for all this anon, I really appreciate it. I’ll do some more research on my own, but this is an excellent starting point.

>>40359543
1. Does normal human pregnancy still exist?
2. How big are the eggs?
3. What happens to the eggs that aren’t fertilized once they’re laid?

am i clocky?
https://vocaroo.com/1mTWs2zEC8D5

A human could fit entirely inside of a whale vagina.

Hey guys straight male here just thought you guys would have the best advice.

I was at mental health today.

I explained that i progressed from poverty to 6 figures, not even counting what i pull in in passive income from investments.

I mentioned how amicable i am, and how many friends, and close friends i have.

But the thing is, i dont enjoy doing ANYTHING. The only thing i want is a girlfriend. In my current environment, its 85/15 for a gender ratio. Odds arent in my favor.

Mental health said that i shouldnt only want a girlfriend, relationships like that dont work. I need to be happy on my own. But im not. Even with friends, money, etc. Its not fot me. And mental health said trying to fulfill 100% of my emotional needs via a girlfriends unrealistic.

Also im 5'6. Quite cute, boyish looks, friends always like me too.

But what now? I have money, doesnt make a difference. I have everything but a girlfriend. Itd be the only thing to make a difference in my life, and its the only thing i want.

I explained how reserved i am with attempting to interact with girls i intend to date, and described one instance of me talking to a girl for a week. I didnt reeally expand upon too much being short and how that prevents it from falling into my lap too.

>>40360369
You sound like a little boy

>>40360369
ur voice is very cute but very clocky yeah

>>40360690
oops this is the ftm gen sorry '-.- ur voice passes! lol

>>40360673
your therapist is right
you see having a girlfriend and making money as checking off boxes to fulfill basic goals in your life
but when you talk about things that make you happy you don't talk about anything you actually enjoy in life materially like a hobby or an activity or anything
it's just job and gf
it's like american psycho, you can't fill up the hole with stuff and status. you have to find something that actually fulfills you, even a little bit. stop looking to other people for validation and start looking internally. what do YOU like, what do YOU care about

>>40360688
i'm 5'2 110lbs so i am often seen as 12-15yo, but i'm in college and worried that continuing to seem 'underdeveloped' will eventually make me look like a woman

>>40360733
lol u sound exactly like my cis guy friend, ur fine

>>40360733
it's over nona

>>40356810
poles aren't human neither, i'm not into bestiality

>>40357037
quen awoke something in me when i downloaded vine at 10 years old

>>40360349
>does nornal pregnancy still exist?
yes. ovis and alphas combined make up single digit percentages of the population.
>how big are the eggs?
idk desu lol
>what happens to the egggs?
eggs are only laid if fertilized. listen, its my sex fantasy and i get to control it.

>>40359508
>>40360349
also most eggs never hatch. many ovis worldwide are kept as sex slaves or prostitutes. there are a number of 'natural remedies' that call for the egg of an ovi, mostly to 'enhance male virillity'. as they are eggs, the children of an ovi are easily aborted by them or a third party who accesses their dwelling. there are illegal ovi farms in china that mass produce eggs for these remedies, despite the illicit ovi trade being banned nearly worldwide.

>>40359103
>female alphas cant impregnate
you've been reading worse fanfic than i have

>>40361687
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT OMEGAVERSE. I AM TALKING ABOUT *MY* ALPHAS. *MY* UNIVERSE. *MY* SOCIETY

>>40361714
that's kinda cucked, why would you make a universe where you can't impregnate anyone?

my lower half is disgusting

>>40360673
desu this is basically me but i don't date women
very honestly disregard your therapist and the other anon you can absolutely meet atleast most of your emotional needs from a relationship
it won't be all but nothing will 100% fulfill you anyways

>>40360673
are you cis or trans
because you sound like a repressed trans woman more than you sound like a struggling trans man

>>40361841
relying on a relationship for the majority of your emotional fulfillment in life is setting yourself up for codependency, abuse, bpdemon activities, and a gnarly break-up/divorce in the future. i have seen many internally empty people in my life go through this cycle

>>40362704
relying on a relationship for the majority of your emotional fulfillment in life is perfectly fine as long as you're reliant on the actual person and not an idea of them that doesn't exist
skinwalkers cannot do this

it also has to be reciprocal
you cannot do this with a partner that skinwalks you, either

>>40362750
i just don't think it's a good idea to base your entire life and personality on one person in the same sense that it's not a good idea to base your entire life and personality on your career or a single hobby
i think it's normal to rely on a long term partner to some degree but the kind of codependency caused by them being the only thing going on in your life sets you up for a ton of shitty situations
i guess i'm kind of a hypocrite since my partner is like this but i do try to push him towards being less reliant on me. i don't like the idea that if something happened to me his life would just be empty, or that if he became unsatisfied in our relationship he'd feel trapped because he doesn't have anything else

>>40362819
I mean I'm not that kind of codependent but without my partner around life doesn't feel like it's really worth living for its own sake

like what's the point enjoying a sunset or going to parties or doing anything other than bedrotting and gaming if he's not there with me?
life just seems hollow without love

>>40362839
>forgot to codeswitch off of "partner" to "boyfriend"
:(

heteronormative society is a cunt

>>40360937
Exactly my point, you have to be human before you can be considered white

>>40361726
Ideally I'd be a male ovi or alpha. Fuck women.

How do you romance and turn on ftm as a cis male? send help?

>>40363367
Ask them on a date
>>40361714
But you basically just made werewolf omegaverse with ovipositor

>>40362750
on the contrary i would say emotional fulfilment this way only works if you are primarily in love with an idea of them
you can get very far if you just have an image of a general person and project it onto whoever you find attractive. you can overlook a lot of flaws in someone this way.

>>40363367
rape him

>>40363435
Yes, but how specifically? What tickles their fancy compared to how cis men normally react? Do they mind you acting a bit needy?

>>40363569
What country?

>>40363623
Canada

>walked in on my younger brother AGP'ing in his room

Maybe trannyism really is genetic

>>40363706
what was he doing anon

>>40363710
Jerking off on his bed in tight skinny jeans dressed as a woman.

>>40363729
>dressed as a woman
did you assume that from the skinny jeans alone? did he have a wig and fake breasts too? you should encourage him to do it in the mirror like a real agp would, assuming he's of consenting age of course

>>40363834
>did you assume that from the skinny jeans alone?
no. saw the mascara on his eyes, nail polish on his toes and he was wearing one of my old band tees

I was belly laughing when it happened but can't stop worrying for him now, I had suspicions he was kinda fruity but I expected he would be the normal one who would settle down and carry on the family lineage. But now that we're both tranny's I know my parents are going to dogpile him if he tries to transition ( he's only 13 ).

I'm a repper so I know he didn't get the idea from me but it just hits different when it's your brother.

>>40363990
If your parents are anti-trans or strict it actually makes sense that (s)he would end up AGP. You can only tell someone "being a tranny is a creepy sexual thing and don't do it because you'll be a pervert" before they actually hide it so deep it has no other way to come out than in a fetishy way. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It happened to my mtf friend. She got abused by her dad for being feminine until sexual fantasies about turning into a woman became the only outlet for her dysphoria, since it was the private time her dad couldn't influence. Once she accepted being trans her sexuality turned to that of a normal female though.

Can I please get some advice? I have a transman coming over expecting sex tonight and I have no idea how to play this... I think they want me to fuck them but I don't want to perform any kind of faux pa... what are some tricks, techniques and gameplans I can go for to make the night successful?

is it socially acceptable to refer to your boyfriend's engorged clitty as his lil dick or is that too autistic?

And when I eat them out should I, or should I not, say that he tastes "clitty good"

>>40363658
Who the fuck told you it’s seven years?

>>40364798
probably a moral doctor who knew 7 years was enough time for them to depoon

>>40364798
It depends on your province, it really is that bad in some of them

>>40364831
I started transition 18 years ago. I never got a GID/dysphoria diagnosis because I did DIY. The wait list for top surgery in Alberta is 7+ years

>>40364691
i'd refer to mine as my dick if it weren't embarrassing to call a 1.5 incher that

>>40365159
I call mine my dick and my labia my balls because I don't care anymore.

>>40364691
Preferences vary. Ask "what do you want me to call it?" and go with that. You'll probably be asked the same thing. I personally prefer clit because it's a clit, it's not a cock. Pretending it's a cock takes me out of the moment lol

>>40364691
>>40365476
itty bitty boy clitty is ideal

Speaking of clits, any FTMs have any advice on clit growth that actually works? I've been on T for almost a decade and my clit growth maxed out at a sad 2 inches.
Does pumping/applied T cream combo actually work this far into transition for permagrowth or is it a meme?

>>40363658
I really think seven is just them playing it safe, at least when it comes to most circumstances. For example in AB, a new surgeon just started practicing in Edmonton, and more could always come. That said, people get unlucky and stuck on a waitlist only for their assigned surgeon to quit, moving them to the bottom of another surgeon’s waitlist, who could also quit while you’re on it, resulting in an insane wait time. Important to stay on top of it and request a status update at least every year or so, and pay close attention new surgeons popping up to see if you can get put on a shorter list (risk being a less experienced surgeon so be careful). Godspeed, my fellow maplefag.

>>40365552
It's too late to clitmaxx

>>40365562
wtf can you not just pay to have a shorter waittime?

>>40345549 (OP)
>birthday tomorrow
>mum knows she can't call me "birthday girl" but refuses to call me "birthday boy"
>settles on "birthday child"
i have to laugh.

also what on earth is this egg laying conversation.

>>40365846
You absolutely can. Sometimes insurance can even cover part of it through HSA/PWA/etc. or anaesthesia coverage. Most people who can go that route, will go that route.

Moving to another province with a shorter waitlist is also a decent option in certain circumstances, but you’d have to make sure you could easily access whatever medical care you need. You’d likely be stuck without a GP for god knows how long.

>>40365846
You can pay to go to a third world country and get it done there

>sexist father
>purposely exclude me from things
>ignore me for other men like some kind of teenage girl
>fine
>take hrt at 18
>spend 3 years doing his hobby but a variation that requires 10x more work
>take up other side projects to expand skill
>quickly become better than him
>now he's having pest problems and can't manage his project without my help
Is discrimination cis men's defense against people discovering they have skill issues

>>40366118
>>purposely exclude me from things
men want to enjoy one thing in their life without women coming in and ruining it

>>40366105
Wasn’t covered back when I got it - I ate ice soup for a bit and got it done in the states.

>>40366139
That's not what he says when there's some work to be done. Then it's "can you help me?"

how tf do i lock in for getting fit. like should i just start lifting weights for a half hour every day and let the visible changes motivate me

has any of you guys succesfully passed a bunch of your hip and leg fat to your upper body and also gotten muscle? im starting to work out and im afraid of never reaching my goal no matter how much weight i lose or muscle i gain

>>40367257
lol we were both thinking about the same thing at the same time wtf

>>40367265
i'm not in the worst shape but i know if i really shed this fat that T will work better. i'm just always fucking hungry even with protein. and my stomach acts before my brain bc i'm a fatass

>>40367296
you gotta eat stuff that makes you less hungry but with not a lot of carbs. try chia seed stuff, lots of water

156cm white fujo here should i move to japan (i know the language) just to alleviate my height problems or do i accept IWNBAM

>>40367483
here's what you're gonna do
>move to japan
>average height of japanese woman is 5'2
>buy visual kei platform boots
>get a job at one of those crossdressing butler cafes
>???
>profit

>>40367509
do this

>>40367853
TRUTH ACORN

>>40367349
i feel like i already do this. i'm considering seeing a dietician to get a gauge on what my TDEE is and etc bc internet calcs are all over the place

>>40368212
Track what you eat and track what you weigh
Dieticians are a scam

>>40368212
you need to manage your carb intake to lose weight
if you consume carbs all day your body delays burning fat for energy and over a prolonged period muscles will begin wasting if your caloric intake from the carbs is insufficient
you don't have to completely cut carbs out, in fact it's actually quite bad for you, but you should stick to fruit between breakfast and lunch or before strenuous activity like exercise and minimize the carbs you have in the afternoon and at dinner

the other thing is that carbs make you hungry again sooner due to spiking insulin levels, while a fattier diet barely spikes insulin levels at all
eat to satiety with fats and you'll eat less overall
eat to satiety with carbs and you'll be hungry again in a couple hours

what you holes doing this weekend

>>40369398
you're a hole too you know