Thread 40350235

I'm so glad i spawned in a white country, sheltered from the horrors of the browns

for debbie's delicious tears

>>40350257
I only cry when I'm happy

u take me seriously Mr gubbermint or I'll scream! might eben post about it on the anime/adult baby/incel/transgender website!

scream into your phone mayhaps

>>40350260
so i remond you of your uncle?

>>40350288
>remond

>>40350254
I have a fantasy about Latinos, like the more street activities and culture. I wish I wasn't so starch white and out of touch heh. They all look like they are having fun. Mean while I'm crossing my "i"s and dotting my "t"s.

Autistic man baby hears a masculine voice and interprets it was scary screaming.

>>40350307
>I wish I wasn't so starch white
You're wasting gods gift to you

>>40350326
I'm not wasting it, I experienced it and set is value. I did everything right all the time. It's boring.

squeak, don't look at me.

so i was at this
thing today and this hot bear was there. he had a gay's men's pride flag colored
bracelet.
i let it alone.
really knew how to drill some wood.

Slayer's vocaroos gave me ptsd and I'm in therapy now over it oh gosh

there was this other guy. he was a manlet. when will they learn.

>>40350336
maybe you should try moving into a mudhut in Africa to experience their life instead

Okay, but how the fuck did Han Solo survive the carbonite? That shit looks pretty lethal.

>>40350357
I will not do that, it's not what I have a fantasy about. I've got nothing against those guys, I just don't find *most* black guys attractive.

>>40350364
life just... finds.. a way.

>>40350364
Life is like 90% carbon, is good for you.

the ftm is too far away

>>40350380
i don't believe you will, order the flight right here and now to prove it

>>40350394
I think you misheard me.

timur r u slav

>>40350402
i think you're right about that

get banned and your posts deleted again lol

You idiots think every post you dislike was made by me. Goofy bottoms

>>40350415
This guy doesn't know how to banevade

>>40350412
are you a classy lady or a nasty hoe

>>40350415
Debaser got banned?!

>>40350425
That video was great. Accuracy is when you swing harder

>>40350425
how can people suck so much at something so basic?
holy shit. was watching people drive cockeyed screws all day. jesus christ.

>>40350430
my name's porsche cause daddy wanted a classy ride

>>40350440
I suspect alcohol

>>40350439
Lol zooms were never handed a hammer by their fathers, instead they got an iPhone. My dad showed me barbequing at 5, how to hammer, play baseball, work on cars.

>>40350427
>>40350432
No, Beatles real love

>>40350452
I think you live in your own assumptions grandad.

>>40350447
could be ghb

>>40350440
>>40350447
Have you seen the video of the zoom trying to peel a potato? Classic..or the one where his mom tells him to use a can opener lmao. If it doesn't involve a screen, they can't complete task.

>>40350462
stop it thorny, i love that song, don't ruin it for me :(

>>40350452
>my dad showed me how to jerk off

uncle bottoms

cold ass ridin'
https://youtu.be/k9o78-f2mIM

>>40350446
made me chuckle good work

>>40350462
Every day at same time, you look for me to take your frustrations out on because you're an unlovable loser.

>>40350446
I also laughed at that, but far before the order guy

so he's here every day at the same time? sad

>>40350528
Trannysucker doesnt have anything left in his life

Girls

imagine being a bottom past the age of 21

>>40350528
that's not true. they're here for multiple time slots. you guys get toonami. they get adult swim.

If your days consistently go bad by nightfall, it means that you need to change what you're doing. I'm not the source of your problems. My days been pretty awesome so far.

>>40350534
nooo trust me he has everything lol everyone else is the problem

>>40350517
who are you?

>>40350571
You think that when you talk shit it's just nothing but when other people talk shit it's because they are depressed. In reality, you are both losers, or at least you definitely are lol

>>40350549
cailee

>>40350517
you got rejected by paige

>>40350571
gooned all day>>40350571

>>40350607
Her eye color is gorgeous

some of yall need to lay off the $4 shell prerolls because they are giving you schizophrenia

Is this because Dan is afab

>>40350669
his dickhole looks like a pussy

i wish they made bottoms with dicks you could fuck like fleshlights

>>40350669
>>40350677
Guys let's not pile on, we all know dan handles bullying poorly

>>40350691
Poorer than tsucker?

>>40350683
those are just trans women.

>>40350700
I dont know who that is

>>40350691
i’m not bullying him it does look like a pussy other people have said it too

I know who Dan's boyfriend is in real life and I'm contacting his employer.

wow
what a gen
the best gen
lotta faggots. especially op
shiza
what a pig.
piggy piggy.
lotta guys slayer is built like a worm
i don't
i'm not saying that
that's just what they're saying
the crooked glowies
they went into my car
they didn't find anything

>>40350735
Cringe anon

Does anyone want to talk about my visions while I was schizophrenic
I actually saw aliens come down in rocket ships and bring people on board they're going to arrive at the latest by 2033

>>40350706
why are trannies always on the minds of gaygen posters

>>40350760
What's the end goal with this gimmick? did you want us to play a long with your intentionally weird post?

>>40350760
no i never want to talk about anything you think about, you’re somehow even less interesting than timur

honestly
anon
what a loser this guy is
he's probably like 40
he might live in his parent's basement
we've thought about it
but i don't want it turnin' into a goon cave
we know you're gay
and frankly
i've had a few bud lights
i might turn into sleepy joe in a minute here
can i tell you something?
i'm good friends with dan
in fact
we're gunna have pussy butts
bussies even
if ever some one was to goon, a lot of people say i'd goon the best
the greatest even
like some kinda bussy banquet

>>40350792
The end goal is the pursuit of truth from the people In charge they've been lying to us and covering up abduction events and Ufo sightings for years

>>40350817
bro don't do meth.

methdesto meltdown

do you think mr pancake's teeth come out?

>>40350837
i don't really think about mr pancake

>>40350828
you jerk off to it

>>40350865
you after gooning for 12 hours straight to abuse on gaygen?

>slayer, shiza, pancakes, timur blah blah
Not our fault you're a botched out house bound troon.

>>40350911
what are you talking about

>>40350911
please stop mentioning yourself. no one cares man

>>40350927
The negger poster goes from one gaygen poster after another negging them, because they are a psychotic no life troon. Every time.

>>40350911
Please don't put me in that group.
>>40350881
Yes

>>40350943
>Please don't put me in that group.
Me trying to put out a cover while anonposting about myself

>>40350235 (OP)
Neither cis or gay, but I had to make sure what the pic was
I sure wasn't expecting to see the ETA on 4chan
anyway, i go now bye

>>40350943
LMAO there's no hierarchy here timur. You're here which means you're here. The worst humans here are thorny, bucko, and beagle because they dox ppl.

>>40350959
consider roping yourself sweaty

>>40350938
it’s multiple people brother

>>40350968
stfu bucko

>>40350968
Just chill out.

>>40350973
You're swinging at the ghosts in your head again

I like when Yucko posts a stolen pic and then samefags it using the same simp comments he always makes because he's too stupid to change it up lmao. You would to be both hideously ugly and mentally ill to do that.

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya tomorrow!
You're only a day away!

I agree with sissyspacek

>>40351053
you can see the deep sadness about his brothers blown open asshole in his eyes
it had to be closed casket the prolapse was too great

>>40350975
i am chill i just think timur and mr pancakes suck

Time to walk.

What kind of person takes pictures of dirt trails to prove to 4chan of all places that they have gone outside today as if it’s some big accomplishment?

>>40351085
its a defense mechanism methinks. the same way he runs away and claims everyone else is too stupid to talk to once he feels backed into a corner with no one on his side

>>40351062
Why me?

these three gentlemen approach you at a walmart parking lot asking for spare change, what do you do?

>>40351108
is marina smuggling trying to smuggle two tarantula across the border with her forehead holy shit

game of throats

No one wants to talk to you and this is my usual walking hour anyway

>>40351066
Good place to walk nude.

>>40351105
boring attention whore

Hiiii

>>40351108
>>40351123
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>40351066
Are you in the forest?

>>40351157
Can you draw you and Mr pancakes holding hands and blushing

>>40351108
cdc will be in alligator alcatraz soon as ron finds his ass

Any bottoms here have their own "I had a bf for six months and then he 'fell out of love' with me" story?

>>40351165
he's at a park next to a ravine ;)

i need lil faggy white shoes that arent white vans
any suggestions

>>40351174
Yes he burned my ass with a cigarette lighter but we weren't boyfriend's

>>40351175
you mean a creek

>>40351190
Converse white high tops clown shoes

diz nigga tweakin cuh

>>40351167
I'm not a good artist :<

>>40351175
Oh pretty
I love nature

>>40351193
hot

>>40351174
I broke up with a guy bc he ended up being a pedo
but I don't think anyone has fallen in love with me :(

>>40351156
Not wrong

>>40351173
I eat gator.

FUCK I miss getting cummed in
I wish I didn't have to interact with people to get fucked, like if a handsome guy could just try sexually assaulting me while I'm out hiking but I end up being into it so we just fuck and he leaves without either of us saying any words outside of taking dirty
or if I could go to a bar and get drunk so I could interact with people but I end up getting too drunk and one of the guys offers to drive me home but just takes advantage of me in his truck but it feels good so I end questioning if it was really rape
kinda wish I could conceptualize sex outside of abuse

I got the mass but idk if I have the stamina for rapin

I'd get tired after a bit and they'd run away. Maybe I start with a hobbling then take my time. Why rush yk

>>40351368
cum faster retard

I hope you're having a good day today <3

>>40351420
you got 420 are you blazing it

But we don't talk about aliens but we'll talk this shit
>>40351316
>>40351362
>>40351368
>>40351393
>>40351420
>>40351434
>>40351311

>>40351420
spent most of it thinking about stuff that wasn't productive and doing things that weren't productive to get my mind off of the thoughts
thinking about a friend of mine who I'm painfully in love with but who is straight and hasn't talked to me in half a decade
thinking about my dad and issues there
men are just confusing also our dog is sleeping in my bed tonight and he just farted twice with his arsehole pointed at my face so that's great

hope you're doing well, or that the panic attacks are at least not as frequent

>>40351464
the people have spoken, mr pancakes is boring as fuck and anything at all is better than a mr pancakes post including being beheaded with a knife

The principal's of respect and inclusivity are important because you don't want to be disrespected and discluded do you anon

>>40351464
there's a guy in rehab that swears he's seen aliens and UFOs
he's also not very bright and he's a bad father, I actually really dislike him and he chews loudly and spits in a cup frequently bc of tobacco

Intergalactic savages invade in the year 2033 having destroyed three planets before the star force came to feed

>>40351464
you didn't see aliens.
you got high on tina and had a bunch of old men at the bath house molest you.

>>40351464
https://voca.ro/1iSfH9u1wX9G

>>40351491
Sounds like an experience you know intimately

I can’t with the thread misdirects today

>>40351506
you fit in too well @ ftmg didn’t you

>>40351506
https://voca.ro/FbAzZte2QBDv

imagine doing maintenance for vocaroo and u see the most frequent user is posting from California or wherever the fuck so you listen to his recordings expecting to hear cool music or books being read but it's some schizo rambling incoherently

>>40351511
link don’t work

>>40351508
No my dick was too big :(

>>40351498
i'm with him

>>40350254
whos gonna tell him

counter point:
>alien tentacle hentai

i wish his meth dealer would lace it with a lethal overdose of fentanyl

>>40351575
https://voca.ro/Fsm7SP318Wbu

>>40351564
puppy dog boy needs his walkies

>>40351587
>puppy dog boy needs his walkies
me when my top won't go hiking with me
puppy dog eyes are a powerful tool of the bottom

>>40351587
https://voca.ro/13dSJe5Vpvyx

He's on a good manic meth meltdown tonight isn't he

>>40351613
I doubt anyone is listening to his spam, but probably

>>40351613
I think that thread triggered it lol

>>40351596
I like to take out my pent up aggression on a nice, tight hole.

mom, don't mind the brats. they're upset i told them to do their homework before they eat snacks. it's like the 12 year olds on cod calling people names.

>>40351642
>tall
are we talkin' 6'2+?

>>40351613
It's all fairytales he tells

Would you be honest

https://voca.ro/15zWrs3IlwNF
There's an intergalactic war and most people don't even know wake up sheeple

Seriously people need to wake up

>>40351738
>>40351740
they're not reptilians because they're lizard people or lizard monsters wearing human meatbag suits.
they're reptilians because they're cold blooded. they don't generate their own body heat. to thermoregulate their bodies. they get hotter in heat and colder in cold. like no body insulation.

Is sex on the beach worth the risk of sand getting in your dick?

Alright. I'm going to smoke a bowl and get back to Final Fantasy.

>>40351786
Yes.
>>40351757
You need to look past three dimensions.

Most aliens are actually interdimensional spiritual beings

>>40351811
Can you recognize one?

>>40351809
Yeah duh theyve been visiting since before even the beginning of our species

>>40351817
I think you’re an alien, because you’re out of this world

>>40351786
https://voca.ro/1ldGgfuXtrWA

>>40351817
I've seen them before so yes but I'm not sure I can recognize them in their human form

>>40351825
Aw, shucks.

>>40351809
i just thought it's be bigger
>well not all stereotypes are true

>>40351787
that's called a spliff. some people mix tobacco in to make the weed go further so to speak. other times for air flow.

>>40351811
fourth dimensional beings not bound by time.

I shudder to think of what might happen next

>>40351919
how long does it take for your gut to stop jiggling after a shudder?

mr poppinfresh

i give up, my window ac keeps leaking water inside no matter what I do...

>>40351873
Is that your aliensona

Mr poopcakes butt stank because he had to poo

his breath smells like brownish green

Idk about you guys but i find it cute when the esl jumps out of my bf a lil bit.

>>40352017
Santino…

straight bottoms

>>40352021
i’m sorry, we were looking for who is santino

>>40352028
what color are the holes ?

finally some peace and quiet

wonder how a gg meet up would play out

i found my doppelganger through face search. when i put my face in, his comes up as an 85% match
he's a german postdoctorate researcher
not only that but I'm pretty sure he's also gay
weird how that works
https://nightlife-scene.de/galleries/694/2015_07_24_Traum_GmbH_Gays_and_Friends_Nightlife_Scene_Thomas_0039.JPG

https://voca.ro/1eU1dYqxVPo6

I look like picrel

everyone on tinder looks like american psycho and works in """"tech"""" where are the people with normal jobs that regular people have

>>40352048
omg you should meet up and have twin gaybies

>>40352071
I’m right here but I’m taken I imagine tindr to be the most boring shit everrrrr

Me on the left

>>40352097
Sorry the right I'm dyslexic (I'm the Mountie)

>>40351453
Hehe no, not right now
I did get some infused peanut butter cookies, though I haven't tried them yet

>>40351464
Hmm?

>>40351466
>spent most of it thinking about stuff that wasn't productive and doing things that weren't productive to get my mind off of the thoughts
I do that sometimes. Does it work?

>thinking about a friend of mine who I'm painfully in love with but who is straight and hasn't talked to me in half a decade
Aww :( Did you leave on good terms? Would you like to reconnect with him again?

>thinking about my dad and issues there
I'm sorry you have issues with your dad. I have some issues too, or more like scars from past issues.

>men are just confusing also our dog is sleeping in my bed tonight and he just farted twice with his arsehole pointed at my face so that's great
Oh no! Haha. It sounds like he likes you. :)

>hope you're doing well, or that the panic attacks are at least not as frequent
I'm feeling much better now. I had a long talk with family and sorted through some of the things that were troubling me. Thank you for thinking about me. <3

i am currently doing my second poo for the day

>>40352092
then do us all a favor and shut the fuck up

>>40352097
poke-a-hon-tuss

>>40352135
Noo it's miss chief eagle testicle

>>40352126
https://voca.ro/1jngrBV9TOgf

loling @ homos and their ways

worlds biggest hypocrite itt lolling

boy giants

Go clip your toenails

idle holes are the devil’s workshop

>>40352141
you are the cattiest bottom itt doe

>leave gaygen to watch videos on pemmican, tai chi and taiwanese fried oysters
>come back trying to find thread
>find this https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40341841/#40342783

My stalkers fregoli is going into total meltdown and thats ok. There is no such thing as bad publicity and my lore only gets richer. In just one month:

So far I have died, I am a troon, a female, I live in a mansion in Vermont, am in a wheelchair, I gushed fortunes on skunk to talk to me yet am somehow on disability, and all this while impersonating a homeless drug addict somewhere in the slums of California and am now suddenly into sheezo. I also beg myself for vocaroos which I post every three minutes and pics which are now circulating something like three different people, and have been doxxed eating Jimmy John garbage.

My lore is now super villain status. I live in the minds of all the psychos. I have become madness incarnate.

Very pleased indeed. I have never had so many people driving themselves insane trying to explain me.

And the best part is the only person on gaygen with my pics and dox is poor skunk from half a decade ago, who has dismissed the original indictments repeatedly.

My general.
My gaygen.

My Dune.

>>40352187
https://voca.ro/1ljgylSv9MTY

>>40352205
you wanna hang out and watch stand up commedy specials?

>>40352191
Did you see the post where I said you were as beautiful as a rose? :) You deleted your post. I was wondering if you saw mine.

>>40352219
shut the fuck up trannysucker

>>40352228
https://voca.ro/19u5ZxlmlEin

>>40352219
No thank you. I am about to crash. I just saw the post and lold pretty hard already.

I can recommend Dave Chappelle's "Closer" and Chris Rock's "Bigger And Blacker". Otherwise I haven't really watched stand-up in years, I'm afraid.

Maybe next time. Take care.

Since when does shut the fuck up mean yell into your phone more

>>40352241
https://voca.ro/1lleRJUS190V

marina is our most evil posterd

>>40352260
lemme get that ass pussy

need to get hugged and fugged by a handsome daddy bf who calls me his sweetheart and snuggles with me after anally violating me and not stopping even tho I pleaded with him to stop and cried but it just made him harder and more aggressive but it's ok bc he's really really good at cuddling

>>40352275
lmao

>>40352269
I'm evil?

>>40352225
Yes :3

What if her towel fell off? That would be a funny prank

>>40352321
there better be a massive pink hog under that towel

Good morning!!! I hope everyone's good
>>40352278
Sounds awful
>>40352295
I sense a great evil in you, chile

>>40352321
can u post hot men pls nobody wants to imagine a naked woman

>>40352323
lol go to bed biboomer
>>40352327
She's can be a hot man. That's not up for me to decide desu.

>>40352332
why is everyone always someone in your head?

>>40352307
^-^

>>40352321
I took a picture like this once just to see what I looked like

>>40352326
Good morning! I am doing well! I made nachos with some nacho cheese I bought. How are you?

>I sense a great evil in you, chile
What ever would give you that idea? <.<

>>40352336
there's probably about 10 regular posters itt, and the whingers are troonies like you, biboomer, and yucko

>>40352326
>Sounds awful
it's the price one has to pay to be loved
letting men do whatever they want bc if you push back at all they'll leave you

Am I really as beautiful as a rose

>>40352332
not biboomer just bi and a boomer

>>40352345
Did you like the results?

not the fake brit slang

>>40352356
Which comedy specials do you like?

>>40352345
post the pic

>>40352345
a bit tired I stayed up too late again and we're reaching the end of a sprint at work so will probably work overtime but besides that I'm good!
>>40352352
Wish scientists could invent cuddles that didn't involve gay sex beforehand

is it possible to understand men as a bottom

>>40352408
No it's not possible sis. You can only understand women as a bottom sis.

>>40352408
>is it possible to understand men as a bottom
gays can't understand str8 men

I don't understand bottoms.

>increase depression meds to help with OCD thoughts
>over a week at the new dose
>no change
things may have gotten worse idk
would be nice to just stop the mind engine

>>40352071
lol... try hinge maybe, more weirdos on tbere

>>40352462
The law of diminishing returns would apply to ssri I would think. The need to up your dose illustrates the fact that they aren't a real cure for depression. What's bothering you lately?

>>40352470
same as usual, and the reason they increased the dose is bc at higher doses my meds, an snri, supposedly does help with OCD thoughts and compulsions
but I still find myself thinking about the same things for hours and hours daily
I just wish I could be a hermit or something

Fuck this night my godddd

https://voca.ro/1kUwvSx6j8TF

>>40352487
>posting this many vocaroos
did you get bitten by a radioactive hobo or something

i just want a rich bf so I dont ever have to work, is that so much to ask for

>>40352480
Rumination is a killer, I know what you mean. I have a book about how to quell repetitive negative thoughts, but I haven't mastered it. I deal with the same issue. I try to use exercise to distract my mind enough to rest for a few hours at night. I empathize with you, I hope your mind relaxes and you find a deep sense of peace. Your past doesn't matter and the future isn't important, the present is what's important.

>>40352493
It was only 2 bro i could never compete against slayershirt.. when i first came here i almst only posted voice

>>40352496
no, every bottom should be taken care of like that bc they are too stupid and incompetent to live on their own

The anti-voca anon is still here oh nooooo

Accidentally nutted in my bellybutton

I love the kind of man that will actually just kill me.

>>40352511
its one of the reasons i try to date tranners, they seem to be very wealthy. the non passers at least.

>>40352504
thanks desu, I'm working on it. I use DBT skills mostly but it's really tough bc the thoughts can be comforting or painful but in a comfortable way so it's hard to want to use skills rather than think about a certain guy and analyze our relationship which ended years ago, or daydreaming about seeing him again but he's engaged, or thinking about my dad and shit he's done and the hurt from it, or analyzing or relationship too trying to understand him
intrusive thoughts and images are easier to deal with when they're like over the top bad, like if I'm out food shopping and see a family and get some image of abuse forced into my mind's eye is relatively easy to just be like ok thank you brain for showing me that now I'm going to get back to choosing cereal than when I'm all alone at night and I start thinking about my friend, or if I have nightmares or can't sleep to not think about dad stuff
sorry for rambling idk it feels like one of the compulsions can be saying this stuff out loud so I'm trying to keep it vague bc more specific stuff would be unnecessary but also likely fuel the compulsions in the future

>>40352525
I said this to a therapist unironically once and she laughed, I don't think she thought I was serious about it but like sis it would just be right you know

>>40352561
>>40352561
>>40352561

>>40352543
I was referencing the cowboy bebop meme sis. But it's a valid feeling nonetheless. I feel the same way. Sort of.