Thread 40351023

qott: Choose your own adventure. Answer this like it's a question you want to be asked.

Previous thread: >>40347018

>>40351023 (OP)
>qott
frankly no, and i’m more than a little offended you thought it was okay to ask

>>40351023 (OP)
Ladies post armpits

>>40351028
what do you mean sometimes. how much time does this usually spend piss-soaked

>>40351030
https://youtube.com/shorts/aS8O-F0ICxw?si=uEugi0SOaKRvGaXc

>>40351023 (OP)
Qott: Yes, I'd love to be your free use bf zooey and normal teeth erin

>>40351023 (OP)
>qott:
I think we should start colonizing space

>>40351031
i have gross pits :( im a pithon. sry
>>40351023 (OP)
qott: raw. next question

Writing prompt:

At least 10 sentences about your most sincere, deepest, most honest and piercing views and beliefs and opinions about the men known as" bottom chasers".

>>40351035
idk just when I feel like it or it starts to smell
also I want to say most people don't do this and will just keep the same one forever or just throw it away and get a new one i

>>40351031
i would but i’ve been lazy so they are a bit hairy
>>40351037
lol

>>40351046
>im a python

>>40351067
Oh no thats perfect pls consider it

new thread. get in here you weed heads
>>40351023 (OP)

>>40351023 (OP)
thinking of getting my hair cut like thid

>>40351039
One on the left is cute.

All I want is a gay bottom to become obessed with me while i dont know they exist

>>40351097
It wont look good.

>>40351097
do it!
>>40351100
really or are you joking?

>>40351047
i think its fine. i dont care whether anyone else is straight or gay. whatever words they use to describe themselves is cool. i do not top. a lot of ppl dont rly understand this for some reason. many chasers dont understand consent. they dont see trannies as ppl. many chasers also fixate on the penis. feels gross for the girl. i am not just a penis. im a 3d multifaceted girl with a foul mouth and a bad personality. and i love you.
>>40351058
i actually feel. genuinely kind of sick. i will never go to america i just dont think i could deal with dropping my quality of living that much
>>40351068
hisses at u
>>40351102
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>40351097
Fuvkin dream girl right there

>reverse image search pictur here
>get a name
>type zooey zephyr feet into google
>0 resulsts
>"did you mean zooey deschannel?

>>40351097
i really like how it frames the face! i think itd b rly cute!

>>40351113
You're too much of a whore to actually become obessed with someone
You'd just start looking for new dick after a couple hours of them not replying

>>40351100
That's the board queen

can a man say something nice to me. i had a rough day :(

>>40351023 (OP)
>qott
oh that's a really tough one. i mean the answer is clearly one out of their first four albums and the prospekt's march ep. they all have their strengths and they're all pretty unique. parachutes probably has some of the highest highs with "high speed" and "shiver" but also has some lows that really drag it down. x&y is in a similar situation with highs like "low" (ironic) and "talk" but some real lame lows.
a rush of blood to the head and viva la vida are very very consistent albums with real gems on each. and the gems for me aren't even he mainstream gems like "the scientist" and "viva la vida" title track. im more into "daylight" and "green eyes" off rush and "42" off viva la vida. i think im gonna have to go with a rush of blood to the head overall. it's just very very well put-together and just barely ekes out the victory.

mylo xyloto is ok. it's only ok. very clearly the beginning of the end for them, and everything since then has been trash.

>>40351112
>really or are you joking?
Yes really.

>>40351127
i dont rly know why ppl get this impression. im extremely loyal to the point of it being kind of intense. i spent 3 years in a sexless relationship that was literally open without hooking up w anyone else like. i just didnt have any interest im single-minded unfortunately

>>40351135
your so cool

>>40351142
i don’t look like her but i have a lot of masc features on my face

everything i’ve ever done has been evil

>>40351106
:(
>>40351126
i agree! it’s super cute. i’ve had similar cuts and i’ve felt so femme with them

>>40351149
wtf

i love you

>>40351149
oh man lol

>>40351135
Hey cutie. You made it. You survived. Good job. Get comfy will you?

>>40351161
i always feel like more fem the shorter hair somehow idk what it is i need to ask more ppl abt this. idk if its about like it sitting around the face and changing how it looks or if its just it highlighting feminised features.... although im growing it out rn anyway but i know ill get tempted to go back to the Chop its just soooo easy and cute

>>40351166
I love you

>>40351135
helo sexy bby i liv u

>>40351166
Im pretending this is directed at me and becoming obsessed with you

>>40351176
okay, thank you :)

hello guys

Making a tranny bitch cum so hard she tears out of her skin and turns into a creature

shes all cute when she passionately stands up for trans rights

>>40351203
this is what happened to me thats why i look like this

>>40351209
BASED and TRVE

>>40351209
who is this?

>>40351199
Bonjour.

>>40351209
Couldnt stand up high enough to reach the conditioner tho

>>40351212
Imagine dating a chaser who can't orgasmically induce tranomorphosis haha oh wow

ope found her toes

>>40351226
sorry i read "imagine dating a chaser and drifted off into fantasy

>>40351209
that's fair and all but why did she pick a porn star name

>>40351234
they looks so cute. i wish i could get married :(

>>40351209
this is a grown ass man

>>40351249
it's MAAM

>>40351181
i think it highlights feminine features. eyes, lips and what not. when it grows out those things become blurred a bit more? idk! part of me wants that cut and the other part wants to go back to a shag

>>40351243
you can in my state.

Crazy how before transbians were invented in the 2010s trans women were considered women by the general public
The damage they have done is unmatched now people dont even know straight tranners exist

>>40351256
>before transbians were invented in the 2010s trans women were considered women by the general public
I'm 30+ and this is true

>>40351254
i don’t have a bf or gf to marry so it doesn’t matter

>>40351182
Ty ily 2
>>40351185
Ty Mr shrump yur a very nice and cool man. Ty for food pictures <3
>>40351186
Maybe it can one day be. I hope to say it everyday to my possible future husband. And cook him good foods and give him rubs and generally show how much I appreciate him for saving me from loneliness and longing. One day hopefully

>>40351256
>>40351264
wish this was true and people were nice to me even for a short time in the past :(((

>>40351253
i loveeee the shag it literally looks so cute on everyone... but when lola young got big i kinda had to accept it was over. i need to go get a cut soon i need to start finding inspo on pinterest. someone here start doing hime cuts and now all the trannies are going in with photos of fucking anime characters. i fear the community here will not survive

>>40351256
shit I remember the late ninties or early 2000s even some sassy gay guys were referred to as ladies

even if people knew you were trans it wasn't that big of a deal to just call them a woman. its just become a political hate target lately.

>>40351277
You ever get around to cooking those ribs?

need to stop dooming. goodnight i love you. please say it back

>>40351277
>Maybe it can one day be. I hope to say it everyday to my possible future husband. And cook him good foods and give him rubs and generally show how much I appreciate him for saving me from loneliness and longing. One day hopefully
God I feel like lthis but about my future gf. I will be so grateful to finally have love

post chaser meat you faggot tranny chasers!!!! where’s your photos????

>>40351294
you're so cool

>>40351294
goodnight i love you.

>>40351297
I was going to in the last thread but we hit bump limit and now I don't feel like it

>>40351297
I took a photo of my meat earlier but I sent it to someone else.

>>40351281
i kinda love a sophie thatcher style shag. but yeah i get that. hair trends are kinda dumb tho, everyone is doing something different nowadays and that’s great ! himes are nice, but u kinda need straight hair and anime inspo is uh… dumb for hair. lol

i was considering pic rel too but i think this may end up being too masc on me

>>40351294
goodnight. I love you

>>40351308
theres so many cute ways of cutting bangs nowadays... i always cut my own if i have them and ive literally been growing them out 4 months but this is tempting me to go back.. i think trends are always fun as long as you don't take them too seriously! it annoys me when ppl are like "i dont believe in trends" like all forms of expression exist in narrative with the prevailing culture of it at the time right.... but i think thats probably just me being a pseud.

>>40351287
Yeh but I'm being lazy bout it desu, o wanted to grill em but I kept falling asleep cause I'm trying to cut out caffeine. So just stove top :) Ill send you a better pic soon
>>40351296
So real. I've been yearning a lot again recently. Feeling feels I'm not very used to :/

he hates me

>>40351336
True, I do.

>>40351330
ohhh those are ribs
i thought they were squid or octopus tentacles

i am evil and will suffer

>>40351330
They look really good. When I try to cut back on the caffeine I keep it on times when I am doing something so I don't pass out. I actually have quite the caffeine problem. I just take breaks to keep myself from developing a dependency on it since I despise the feeling of a headache.

>>40351330
mmm pork ribs

>>40351327
Bronya arent you in scotland? How has the weather been there? I visited once and i miss it rn, dont dox yourself but where are you?

>>40351352
She's in Orkney

>>40351344
what did i do wrong?

>>40351363
You know what you did.

>>40351308
I think any of those would look really cute on you. Post pics when you get it. We’ve been in need of a new naoto pic.

>>40351347
you're so melodramatic

>>40351352
its been coming and going! it's really hot some days and then it gets a little more overcast. right now the sun is rising and its blowing a hoolie i need to fasten the windows
its a really lovely place to visit... i hope u enjoyed it and got to see some of the pretty landscapes... i always think the highlands are the most beautiful place in the whole world but im biased.
i live in the central belt! thats where most ppl are

>>40351350
I'll pork you so hard you feel it in your ribs

>>40351364
i said i was sorry

>>40351357
>its real
>they werent trolling me
>americans actually decorate their homes with pissrags

>>40351370
yup, just like an evil person

Do you add the egg before the waters boiled or after for a boiled egg

>>40351381
doesn’t matter

>>40351381
theres schools of thought for both. i usually do before but some ppl say its easier to peel if u do after

>>40351381
Add the eggs to cool water, raise the temperature to boiling with the eggs in the water. Then you cut the heat and let them sit in that water for 10 minutes before removing them and putting them into cold water.
>t. culinary arts degree holder

>>40351381
i hate egg discourse

>>40351379
Sometimes people even put shag fluff on the toilet seat. For maximal butt comfort. At least this used to be a thing in the olden days

>>40351377
Do you think that magically makes everything better?

chasers are cowards

>>40351398
im rocking back and forth on the floor. i genuinely am too high to process this rn. why. how. i cant understand

>>40351399
no but i don’t want to be hated anymore

>>40351372
Highlands are amazin but my fav was the outer hebrides. Absolute ghostland. I felt like a zen monk pilgrim it was so sad

Anyways enough about me

>>40351412
thats incredible.... ive actually never been but that sounds kind of like what i need right now. need to figure out the cheapest route...

it’s getting worse

>>40351397
Good post, mef

I dropped the egg in and it cracked :(

get a dog

>>40351437
get whisking! ur making poached eggs now. no hesistation no failure
honestly this happens to me a whjole bunch and its literally fine if u hate yourself and hate food

>>40351408
Maybe you should DM the guy directly and tell him that instead of larping with me

>>40351443
i can’t

>>40351441
im not allowed anymore. not for any particular reason

drinking my huel meal replacement shake. its kinda like onionslent but doesnt have based in the product name so it kinda flew under the radar. its really yummy.

>>40351421
Funny story on the bus from fort william to oban (for the ferry to stornoway) the bus was FULL of people and the AC wasnt on, it was maybe broken, and it was a hot day, and there was some dad losing his MIND saying IM GONNAE FUCKIN HAVE HEAT STROKE, THIS IS INHUMANE and everyone was like holy fuck. I was used to the heat because i was a farmhand in the US that summer. Dude was losing his mind

>>40351437
lol owned

>>40351448
Why not?

>>40351394
>t. culinary arts degree holder

people like you are great to have around.

>>40351465
scared of making it worse

>>40351461
LMFAO thats so fucking insane i feel him tho. that heat hits like crazy on those buses sometimes. thank u for explaining why tf u were going to oban i was very confused

>>40351400
my only problem is
their insecurity~

>>40351468
The degree isn't worth all that much. I could have learned everything I learned there by working for those 2 years instead.

>>40351470
Does he tell you he hates you or he's just distancing himself

>>40351394
Can you teach me how to make pasta sauces work
I put the canned tomatoes in and its really watery and acidic

>>40351484
Cook it on lower heat for longer.

>>40351345
Lol no I've never cooked either of those but so quite enjoy them!
>>40351348
Tyty! They are pretty good, one of the few things I can whip together kinda fast and it'll be bomb every time. To this day has never let me down. That's fair desu I'm just trying to avoid it all together. I saw in a thread that it fucks up breast growth and it made me paranoid so I'm gonna avoid it along with doing things that could hopefully help growth. I've always had sad boobs so I hope I can catch a second wind or something. Here's hoping :p
>>40351350
These are beef but real

>>40351476
gonna be honest, that's true of all majors nowadays. but people only wanna hire someone with a fancy piece of paper

>>40351482
distancing

>>40351493
>These are beef but real
I thought they looked weird but didn't wanna say anything in case I was wrong or you just cooked them wrong

i should’ve eaten dinner

I'm cooking buffalo chicken for third dinner. It's almost done.

>>40351023 (OP)
AOTT
I just worked out and am now very nauseous. Cant tell if its becuase of new antipsychotics or old antipsychotic withdrawal

I like German Shepard's. just like real Germans they are like autisticly loyal

>>40351514
drink a sloyslop shake with me

>>40351494
Culinary arts degrees are a running joke in this industry. There's a ton of kids with them acting like they're hot shit at their first jobs and they invariably get chewed up a bit before calming down. I don't even bring mine to interviews anymore. though I've had my current job for 5 years.

>>40351493
I can confirm, as a man who averages two energy drinks a day, i have no breasts. Myth confirmed?

>>40351526
i wish i had one

>>40351524
i like german sheperds too but for a different reason

Every time i eat a red bell pepper like an apple i pretend I'm Alex honnold about to climb some rock

I realize now it was a bad idea to say that around white women

>>40351524
being loyal is autistic? i thought i was loyal cause i was born in the year of the dog

>>40351505
Tbf I had just put em on in that pic so they were still a tiny bit pink :)
>>40351528
>Myth confirmed?
I hope not :(

i need to sleep

>>40351547
You could also pretend to be the dude from iron chef.

>>40351555
I'm sure everything will be fine. I don't think I'm a good sample for multiple reasons.

help me

>>40351023 (OP)
>qott
n-no anon, im a virgin...

>>40351572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYXVhTUIQGc

Oh you're trans? I had no idea haha... Well... I've never messed around with a girl like that... But you're so cute I'm willing to give it a try ;)

Why do i knowingly self sabotage

>>40351137
this is pich or may god strike me down now for being a liar
>>40351256
it was all part of our plan
you'll never see coming what we have planned next

>>40351560
True but still I just wish to be enough for someone :p
>>40351597
It just be like that sometimes. I do it often cause I don't feel good enough. I feel justified in not trying and being a recluse. I need to stop that

i fear i flew too close to the sun. kinda creeped out clown might have been right

>>40351600
>this is pich
ding ding ding

>>40351595
this works on me every single time it makes me so sad. i think i just want it to be true so bad that I can't stop myself believing it qq

A maroon pillowcase with a decorative flair and a few burned holes in my driveway. How should I interpret the omen of this fey gift?

>>40351643
threat from a MILF

>>40351634
it's crazy how much better at that ive gotten in the past year

>>40351614
I think you shouldn't place all your value on how you look. You have so much more to offer than a pretty face or a huge rack. Looking nice is nice but the most important thing is being warm and having a good heart that meshes well with theirs. Boobs don't build a life with someone.
When I was younger I put so much work into how I looked. Women just treated me like a piece of meat. They never cared about what I felt or what I had to say. They'd just smile and nod because I had a sharp jaw and wide shoulders. I was never more lonely than I was then.

>>40351595
You have to be careful with that one because once you start sucking their dick they will realize they've been had

All done. Time to clean and plate my meal and some for through out the week :) maybe I'll watch btas tonight as a reward. Rip Kevin Conroy and his lush ass voice

>>40351678
These look excellent. The photography is really good too.

your trans gf when she's in bed with you
vs
your trans gf when she's watching goth girl videos online

>>40351720
i can't believe I lived long enough to see unchaser pichu

>>40351659
I really try not to but I feel I'm kinda bottom of the barrel looks wise and my personality and traits can only carry me so far. I hate competing with others but it always feels like that when I'm trying to get with a man, and a lot of em will choose a prettier face. Yur right tho I know it'll only lead to more vapid and shallow relationships but even that sometimes feels more than nothing. I worry a bit too much in general mostly cause tranny :p I have so little to offer compared to most women but blah blah blah no more dooming tonight I have a dope meal waiting for me! I think I'll just worry about that for rn c: thx for the kind words. Yur very sweet <3 and give very good advice
>>40351692
Tyty <3 my phone is doing most of the heavy lifting tho c: it always takes such nice photos.

>>40351739
Enjoy your dinner. Don't be a stranger. I'm almost always down for a chat if you're ever bored or anxious.

>>40351727
i didnt realize at first you were the one who posted this...
now i must reveal that i have hated all trasbniarns since the beginning

>>40351756
this is exactly what this thread always feels like

chasers have no nipples

>>40351766
i can't believe this ... a sudden heel turn .....
>>40351771
is this true????? wtf??

>>40351678
Looks good

chasers have no balls

chasers have large ass tho

>>40351784
what the hell.... how do they pee

>>40351784
TRUE

chasers have juicy pussies

i smell bad

chasers smell bad

>>40351804
Im wearing the same shirt from 3 days ago

Tranners have big cocks

>>40351804
drooling a little reading this in a dignified and ladylike way

>>40351807
i'm a tranny and i've been doing that for the past 7 days

>>40351813
Its probably okay I dont think women sweat

>>40351804
i'm a tranny THOUGH

>>40351813
Describe your smell

>>40351813
Why do you smell?

Im a chaser and I haven't showered in a few days and everytime i scratch my balls i have to wash my hands because my balls stink and they leave my fingers with a sweaty ball smell

>>40351808
no longer me. im giving up on the tgel journey. time to bid my BBC (big bronya cock) goodbye and return to shrimp land:(

Just fucking wear the astolfo cosplay for me babe stop being so fucking gay

>>40351834
Ha. Shrimpy.

>>40351833
by the time you read this I will be crawling in your window

>>40351837
>Destroying the temu astoflo costume during sex

>>40351749
tyty shrimp <3
>>40351780
ty steve! its very good :D

>>40351838
it's AVERAGE!!!!
>>40351837
there's such a retro charm to this. it's heisei nostalgia somehow

how many people did we lose to cisfchasergen in the end, i wonder

>>40351834
>shrimp land:(

>>40351838
>Ha. Shrimpy.

>>40351845
>tyty shrimp <3

>Shrimp
This thread needs a hero

>>40351850
All the transbians went there, not a single cis female is there

>>40351850
Does it really matter? We only lost useless whores

chasers are all tiny coward shrimpie pisscel chvds who smell bad

this is schizophrenic but why are my knees kinda giving cis from this angle

>>40351863
forgot to put picture

Any men? I wanna post something slutty

>>40351882
Right here babe

>>40351882
Slut it up darln

>>40351882
no men here, only limp shrimpie chasey cowardys

>>40351868
The dress and relatively big legs make you look like a stocky peasant woman

>>40351882
do it babe

>>40351890
Im not a coward im saving my stinky balls for someone with nice feminine pits christ

>>40351895
i think that's my phenotype.... it's definitely authentic but i wanna be delicate sometimes too....

>>40351900
you’re a bitch made coward who can't handle a strong woman with hairy pits

>>40351900
it has never been more over

>>40351907
Thats all i want thooo

oh wait shoot i did eat a small vegan lunchmeat sandwich earlier in the day as well
fuck. ate more than the 300 calories of huel today after all

>>40351906
Stocky authentic peasant woman of my dreams

no chasers ever want to see hairy pits and bush

>>40351946
im picking u up and gruffly carrying you under my arm 20mi home on foot in the rain

>>40351766
i knew it
>>40351850
fewer than the malding "men" whining about it would have you believe
i think most people there are actually from lesgen
>>40351862
chasers been real quiet since this dropped

If she can't tuck, she's for the streets

>>40351963
what the hell... it's cold out there

>>40351951
Cept one

>>40351967
Nuh uh it's heatwave season

am i a bad person if i wanna be friends with trannies because a lot of them are autistic like me and theyre girls i dont really care about dating and sex because i am more focused on my hobbies

>>40351974
not here the temperature totally dropped.... im hiding in bed so I don't freeze

>>40351969
where is he

I dont really wanna fuck a tranny i just want to keep one in a cage on my property and maybe watch her jerk off sometimes

>>40351990
can u throw a hash brown or something in the cage every once in a while. then id b cool w this setup

>>40351990
we don't jerk off

What happened to wulfin spodies

>>40351983
Hiding lurking

>>40352003
me on the right but with no boobs

>>40351998
Look its either jerk off or you have to clean the house in a maid costume your choice

>>40352009
Adventure with me.

>>40352011
i elect to drug you and keep you in the basement as i do experimental surgeries on you instead
let's find out what happens if i map finger nerve endings to a tongue

>>40352003
me and my future girlfriend

>>40352027
Staying in the cage it is then i guess

Tranner gf that puts me in a chastity cage

>>40352027
where will i find a chaser to do this....

>>40352020
ok where to

i just biked i smell even worse now

>>40352038
The nearby deciduous forest. Two rumors I want to check up on. The first is a gnome settlement that apparently have a Sword+1, +3 vs Humans. I would like to hear the story of why that exists and how it came into their possession. Second a Dwarven Sporecaster has been seen with a reanimated Yali. A creature made up of a mixture of others with a lawful soul most often found guarding holy places. I don't know if the Dwarf is wicked or kind but I want to witness the creature and learn of what it was guarding when he first encountered it.

>>40352053
Are you a tranner?

>>40352060
ya. i'm cute too

>>40352070
Describe your smell

>>40352036
Darkweb

>>40352070
Describe your thighs

>>40352078
smells like BO what the hell do you want from me

>>40352059
I would give this a proper response but I am sleepu and very tired with the body acheys ;-;

>>40352088
not large. i'm skinny + have a thigh gap

>>40352003
Me on the left except I have a bag of jewels

>>40352101
or i would. i do if i lift up my penis/balls

>>40352101
10/10

>>40352107
Remove your balls

>>40352099
The journey ahead will be arduous. I would have recommended a nights rest before we venture anyways. I've got a mule of my own to ease the burden of travel, if you want I've got a friend at the stables who will give me a good deal on procuring you a mount as well. We'll need to return here afterwards to give it back, he only rents. Think on it overnight and let me know in the morning. Goodnight, sweet dreams.

>>40352121
no health insurance

My trannies birthday so i tell her to wear a blindfold and drive her to the doctors to get her balls chopped off

thinking of starting up /acergen/ but im worried people are going to start talking about the computers instead

>>40351023 (OP)
Do any femmes wanna lay on my chest and smoke weed while I play gta or should I kill myself yesterday

>>40352122
Mule renter. Im going on an adventure. And i need your strongest mule

>>40352147
You're cute

>>40352154
im sorry that's not me in that screenshot, she's just random person i saw when googling acer

>>40352082
fuck im just a girl i don't know how to use that.... if only i had a big smart chaser to show me...
>>40352143
now this is true puppygirl moding

>>40352147
maam pls come to india i receive you

>>40352149
i want to do this more than anything else
>>40352165
she is cute though that blonde streak is cunt

>>40352173
classic chasers. always receiving

do you girls think you would do okay at karaoke if we went there on a date?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrc8AslqCnE

>>40352179
i redeem u so hard babe

>>40352153
Strongest? A good strong mule can carry a fair amount before becoming encumbered, if load is your concern. Generally you adventure types are looking for speed and endurance which fall under dexterity and constitution. What tasks specifically do you have in mind for the mule? Do you also need a saddle and saddle bags? Barding? Spiked barding? Is there a proficient driver in your group, someone with animal handling?

>>40352189
i dunno about that anon but load certainly is my concern!!!

>>40352181
karaoke is less about being good at singing and more about being the most drunk that can still get on the stage. so yes. i think i would clear

>>40351963
anon you just don't get it!
it's a length issue there's too much elastic force the tape doesn't hold!
>>40351999
hopefully he'll be back tomorrow
i like to filter down to his posts and scrape them for cute animals to send to my friends once or twice a day

>>40352195
>tfw will never sing karaoke with bronya in a private room will drinking excessively

>>40352199
never say never anon!

>>40352200
You should sit on my lap while we're wasted and singing dumbass songs.

>>40352189
Basically I only eat canned tameles from the dollar store so the weight adds up insanely quickly. Im trying to get real deep into the woods tho. The gnomes can smell food that isn't in cans. So i hear. So we gotta be able to make it a couple days to see that Yali without losing pace. I need about 400 pounds of cans on this mule. I know its a tough ask. Thats not including bedding or musical instruments or weapons

>>40352195
i see & did you like the cute anime girls?

full moon tonight…..

>>40352194
>>40352211
Look no further than Mr. Gridle! He's a splendid mule, strongest I've got available. Comes with saddle by default, saddle bags will be extra. He barely ever bites, and if he does you deserved it. How long will you be renting for?

>>40352165
You're cuter than she is. I more meant your jokes are cute. Or you are cute because you are full of these kinds of jokes.

>>40352206
hehehe.... that sounds. really nice....

>>40352215
i don't watch engslop cause I'm not a yankee cuck... sorry anon

>>40352233
Perfect thats a hell of a mule. I'll need four of your strongest saddle bags. Lets say 5 days. Do you accept canned tamales as payment? Or perhaps, dwarf femurs

>>40352222
i see that explains why so many chasers are texting me suddenly

>>40352261
The yank shaming is so hot

>>40352251
Just don't move your butt too much in my lap or we'll start having problems.

>>40352271
is it really is that why bottom chasers keep texting me from there. gross
>>40352272
sorry but unfortunately for you i am doing a Shakira full discography run through with full original choreography

>>40352237
ohhh i see, thank you anon :>

>>40352261
tfw she won't speak irish to me -_-

>>40352265
A fellow appreciator of special components I see. Absolutely I accept dwarf femurs, I can get a a good return for those sold as spell components. Keep your tamales, you'll need them. Masterwork saddle bags are 5 gold each, but you can sell them back to me when you bring back Mr. Gridle for 4 gold each so no problem. Draft mule normally goes for 20 gold, riding 30, war mule 50. Sounds like this is mostly draft so 20 gold and you get back 16 gold when you return him. So right now you give me 40 gold and In 5 days you return him and get back 32 gold. You're going to have a great journey Mr. Gridle hasn't failed yet. His favorite treat is baby birds.

>>40352267
no chasers are texting me and I’ve got so many nudes ready to send rn

>>40352281
Well then I'm grabbing your chest from behind to hold you steady.

>>40352287
i don't know any... i speak a couple sentences of Scottish Gaelic but nothing that useful. i tried to learn some Irish but i got stuck on wide vs narrow consonants....
>>40352308
i know that feeling... it's so depressing... i literally took a bunch of cute ones today im excited for the next haul. if only I could get them to stick around after they cum... no matter how long I make them wait it's always the same....
>>40352328
such a gentleman .... that's so romantic.... you're so worried about my safety....

>>40352343
Wait are you telling me scotland isnt in ireland?

>>40352343
True, the fondling and kissing your neck is just for your safety don't look any further into it.
Wish you were on the east coast usa.

>>40352367
it is not. it is a separate landmass to the east.
>>40352368
i really wish i was too... and not just for the pissrags

bronya is from new jersey

>>40351023 (OP)
>qott: Choose your own adventure. Answer this like it's a question you want to be asked.
no, i never am.

>>40352385
God I wish. I would marry her.

>>40352385
please enjoy the rare 'european trying to do a specific regional US accent'

>>40352399
FUCK I FORGOT THE
https://voca.ro/1lCKSe0frkab

>>40352399
>>40352403
bronya what would I have to do for you every day for you to marry me for a greencard?

>>40352392
np just get totally rich and fly me out. we're not having a fucking piss rag in the home though. and i want a monthly import of potato scones and macaroni pies

bronya works at the waffle house :(

>>40352414
Of course, wife.
But wtf is a pissrag?

>>40352420
I've always wanted to go

>>40352409
see >>40352414 which I assume is u
the honest answer would there being enough money in the picture for healthcare costs + visa costs + increased cost of living + car and associated costs including getting a license + etc etc
it's just a financial issue and i don't bring enough of that to the table rn that i wouldn't be able to accept it from someone else .... maybe once i find a good job the story will be different

>>40352428
It's a magical experience.
Pretty good waffles actually.

>>40352425
>>40351357

>>40352420
im just trying to make ends meet. i have needs and they are all locked behind gacha

>>40352431
Ok once I'm a full professor I'll ask again.

>>40352436
wrong you have needs and they are locked behind waffle

>>40352436
Is that like an actual term in the uk? I always thought it was to keep your feet warm.

>>40352443
bronya is from tuscaloosa

>>40352438
okay! I'll work hard too! let's do our best anon!
>>40352442
the need IS the waffle....
>>40352443
they don't exist here as far as I know. ppl in here were explaining that Americans keep a piece of fluffy fabric around their toilet to soak up stray piss which they apparently feel no need to wash at any point

>>40352445
bronya is from chattanooga

>>40352445
where the hell is tuscaloosa
>>40352453
oh I know this one. like the choo choo

>>40352451
In 8 months you better be ready I'll fly you out to be my loving wife.
>>40352451
loll here it's like a foot warming thing not a piss thing. I mean women sit down and piss yeah? Why would they have one if its mean to soak piss?

bronya grew up in vidor texas
her ma smoked virginia slims

Is Bronya considered a PAWG

>>40352468
Hey buddy that's my wife you're talking about.

>>40352464
8 months is soon .... i better work double hard!!!!
im a woman and i piss standing up w no hands
>>40352465
delete this!!! it's slander!!! my ma smoked Marlboro golds!!!!
>>40352468
usually people primarily just describe me as a FAG

a

>>40352478
>im a woman and i piss standing up w no hands
Cute. Would sneak in and smack your ass hard while you do.

>>40352176
Poast discord

>>40352492
beingnicehavingfun

>>40352488
hehehe
>>40352492
im .nice.girl. but im gonna go sleep soon....

>>40352498
whoaaaa that's hardcore.... they're getting more sophisticated... Which one is the real one. ....

>>40352499
She's up crazy late for a brit

>>40352510
it's almost 8 here. ... but I got to see the sun rise and it was really beautiful. life is good when u just get stoned all day every day. but soon i will have to go back to being a functional adult

>>40352519
maybe I'll just do a no sleep reset it was one of the first things a chaser from here taught me how to do so ill never forget it. i should go buy a red bull

Just got out of Superman (2025). Omg David Corenswet breed me pls. He's so fucking hot!

>>40352524
sleep goddammit

>>40352545
what everrrr you guys never let me do anything fun. but okay only cause it's you

>>40352527
wtf they really just called it Superman? i thought the time of one name franchise reboots was already over but i guess not
Corenswet is rly hot, he has a slightly weird face which puts him miles above every other Superman actor, Cavill was so textbook conventionally attractive that it looped back around to being uncanny, like you're looking at a mannequin or computer render and not a real person.

>>40352547
I'm gonna kiss you idiot

you all keep telling me how much you love me but none of you ever use my referral codes for the honkai games when I post them. why are men such liars?

>>40352564
I like you but not enough to play gachas

>>40352563
no u...

>>40352564
I used your referral code and you did not send me a pic of your fat ass so good day ma'am.

>>40352567
you're breaking my heart.... i just wanna play video games with a chaser... i guess ill have to just go back to trying to figure out wow

>>40352572
sorry but I require a screenshot of you redeeming it in order to be able to dispense pics. it's unfortunate!

>>40352580
Ok fine with me

>>40352580
wait should I do this tomorrow during peak time. is this how i finally get those fucking primogems. if even one person does it it's worth right

>>40352584
I'll send em over discord.

>>40352578
I'll do it if u accept my discord >.<

>>40352554
Yeah originally it was called Superman Legacy but I think WB wanted it changed to just Superman to separate it from the godawful Zack Snyder films. Cause with Legacy it sounds like a sequel.

I agree with you on Cavill, the guy is too attractive to the point where he doesn't feel like a real person. It's a shame too, he was a good Superman, his scripts just sucked.

>>40352589
it's right here babe >>40352499
>>40352590
maybe double check your typing? not sure I got your request...

I'm sad and need attention

>>40352604
What's ur discord

>>40352604
Tell me why you're sad anon

What does it mean when a chaser stops talking to you after sex but hasn't deleted you from their socials?

stomping a chasoids guts with steel toe boots

>>40352626
finally

I'm kinda like insanely worried about them but there's nothing I can do
And theyre really good at convincing me theyre fine
But so much points to that not being the case

depressed

>>40352621
he probably got hit by a car or something! u should say a prayer for his healthy recovery

>>40352672
I've seen him online though, he's just ignoring my messages

I should be sleeping

>>40352677
Go sleep.

Im going to explode soon. I am close now. maybe days left. i cant let it out. i cant cry

i thought today about regrets. ive heard people on their death bed dont most regret the things theyve done but rather the things they didnt do. but i think i will regret most the things i did in life rather than the things i didnt do

>>40352674
oh yeah that's means he's a piece of shit unfortunately. 'imaginary car crash' method doesn't work in that case

>>40352674
No thats just his ghost. You're fine

>>40352682
I don't think he is. But it's really fucking with me.
>>40352683
I don't feel fine. ):

>>40352677
what time is it anon? what’s keeping you up?

manhandle me? uh yeah i sure wish he could

>>40352682
>'imaginary car crash' method doesn't work in that case
my brain has being doing this all the time recently and honestly i'd much rather prefer thinking ppl just hated me lmao

how it feels knowing that most of ur bfs exes mog you … like omg ….

>>40352749
it feels BAD :(
he's gonna dropme i can feel it

>>40352755
nooo i’m sure you look fine; you’re probably a bit delusional .

>>40352749
you're hot stupid

>>40352758
thumbs down emoji
his exes (some trannies, some cis women) actually look cis

Im gonn sleep soon I hope you all have a nice day/night whatever

I just wanna find love :( Guys never message me on Tinder but they don't unmatch either. On Bumble they never message at all and so the conversation expires, and on Hinge I only get liked by pajeets. Idk what to do.

>>40352794
hoe the whole point of bumble is that youre the one supposed to message

>>40352726
Its hard to manhandle a fatass (in a good way, as in phat ass) like you, but don't think I'll not try >:D

>>40352803
flirting by calling a woman a fatass

>>40352800
I do message them! They never reply.

>>40352765
>his exes
>cis women
>look cis
Big if fucking true lass

>>40352818
Fuckin mood right now.

>>40352814
Yeah, I like big butts and I cannot lie

>>40352818
are you the turboautist

>>40352827
Elaborate.

>>40352841
you messaged some youtuber

>>40352845
>captcha: SPH VR

>>40352845
Oh yes that was me. Cybershell liked me on Tinder but he never replied.

>>40352773
Goodnight anon

> unsee cc album#UGewUAy2lBl7

good night chasergen :p

>>40352991
Cute tummy

>>40351023 (OP)
Good morning chasergen, today i woke up feeling positive wagmi.

>>40352991
>one view
Damn missed the tummy posting. Goodnight though, sleep well.

goodnight

I realized i'm not a chaser i just like pretty women and don't mind if they have a pp.

butt

>>40353331
goodnight

>>40353438
ur still gay

had a dream about being in a saw death trap house

Do tboys like it when you kiss and lick their top surgery scars?

>>40352819
it’s just i feel like im a bad gf cause i look so manish

>>40353574
Your actual problem is that your irl relationship is so emotionally insufficient that you need to come to your army of internet simps for support

>>40353585
PREACH MY NIGGA

>>40353558
i would i detransed

>>40353585
? not really ??
i think he’s really supportive i use this thread to rant because i don’t want to stress him out by tranny whining more
LOL

>>40353598
this is bad long term. when you finally dump on him he won’t be prepared and he’ll run away

>>40353602
no i pretty regularly dump on him this stuff and he actually really really sweet and comforting; its just like
1. it’s a constant feeling which doesn’t really go away; so i dont want to stress him out, so i think its better for me to randomly vent online
2. it usually gets worse at night; and he’s asleep at night, so i’m not gonna wake him up for my own dumb bullshit

>>40353608
hope it works better for you

>>40353615
i think it will, ive been working it out in therapy; just was another one of those rough times, sorry if me using this thread to vent was annoying !

>>40353619
i dislike you by default. not even the person you were originally talking to. prove me wrong and worry less about what people here think

>>40353622
dislike you by default is intense; any reason ?
but yeah i don’t really come here for advice .. its really just a random space online where i can tranny rant and get occasionally good advice lol

>>40353631
nta but I hate all the trannies with bfs who still come here to beg for attention

>>40353673
i think someone using a space to vent and begging for attention is different; i’m sorry you’ve been harmed by women acting like that.

>>40353678
don't makes this about women as a whole when someone is critiquing you

>>40353697
??? “i hate trannies who do this thing”
are you stupid

>>40353701
because that's who does it. if there were a bunch of chasers with gfs using this thread as their therapist, I'd hate that too.

>>40353701
>you are doing something bad
>yeah i am sorry for other women
apologize for yourself

>>40353707
>>40353709
oh yall are pissed lol

was it too much screen time at a young age that prevents the zoomer for developing any empathy or accountability?

>>40353712
That you love to come in here and basically try to derail the thread by looking for sympathy from men you know want to fuck you and then you play dumb about it? I don't love it desu

>>40353718
oh my goodness … ur acting like i killed someone … my crime = dysphoria posting in a thread

>>40353719
this is why i stopped using 4chan for a while; bf felt bad about telling me to stop using chan, but yeah you guys are acting like creeps nvm

>>40353723
Don't apologize to them, you didn't do anything wrong.

proving my point

>>40353707
>if there were a bunch of chasers with gfs using this thread as their therapist, I'd hate that too.
I used to do that

>>40353731
i'm a hypocrite because i liked that. talking to sad men and making them feel better feels nice

>>40353737
That's kind of you

good morning everyone! guess what we are going to do today
>>40353731
idk i don't mind that stuff if it's genuine i like everyone in here. i want to help everyone i can bcs so many ppl have helped me.
>>40353718
it is just the casual cruelty of youth there is no cure but time unfortunately. but i fear we were all this way once

>>40353707
Buddy are you new or something???

>>40353748
it was selfish
>>40353752
>we were all this way once
i don't think that is true

>>40353752
today ur gonna have a wonderful old time and frolic on the fields

>wake up
>haven't showered for three days
>go to the bathroom
>lather up my dick and balls at the sink
>dry them off
Who wants me, sluts?

>>40353762
you already know my stance and it is unwavering

should i quit my job? it could be really funny

i do think that at least a very significant portion of the chasers in here are already in relationships but i haven't found any proof yet so i think that's probably just worming

>>40353758
It means you have a kind heart

>>40353773
not to be overly rude but i don't think the average channer is in a relationship
>>40353774
i'm being manipulative to make you think that

>>40353784
i think you critique yourself too much

>>40353784
rightttt like this is the main factor swaying me. i also just can't really see a lot of them dating

I actually escalated the aft hate on purpose. You can stop now. This was a trial of a new form of bait I call neggerposting. Thanks for participating.

>>40353787
yeah…

>>40353784
>>40353788
And of the few that are. I'd be willing to bet they're in bullshit long distance e dating situations.

>>40353800
edating is the purest form of love
actually if I post that people will try to edate me nvm i would literally rather ack

Bronya eraped me

>>40353800
don't make me too sad please

>>40353804
As would I. It's the dumbest thing the internet has created, well, that and slop content like tik tok and youtube shorts.
>>40353810
Sorry, I'm really low right now and I have a bad habit of wanting to drag others down with me. I'll shut up now.

>>40353608
had a serious talk about it with him; he said it doesn’t annoy him or bother him
okay yay nvm we’re so back

>>40353784
How is it manipulative

>>40353814
you can keep talking i have to leave for work
>>40353828
people wouldn’t care about me if i didn’t care about them so it’s manipulative for me to be nice to people

>>40353840
Can I come with you to work

>>40353857
sure you can hangout under my desk and play on your phone

>>40353865
I'm bringing a few friends hope that's ok

>>40353808
i take these accusations very seriously. you will be hearing from my elawyer
>>40353865
why do I kind of need this

>>40353865
I desperately want to do this with my bf but I don't have the courage to just do it.

do other tranners also play the game where you try and guess the one really weird thing a chaser is into as early as possible into the dm

>>40353898
Yes wtf, I thought I was the only one!!!!

>>40353885
my desk is big enough for one man
>>40353892
>>40353895
men should be under the desk and women should work hashtag feminism

>>40353907
how's your success rate. any tips. i feel like i can get it pretty often from the pet name they use alone

men flirt in your dms? mine just talk about video games

>>40353958
I'd say probably around 65% within the first week, 100% within the first month. It's been a great way to know who to drop and who not to lol.
My best tip would be to just be an open book and answer any questions they have, they'll end up feeling comfortable offering the info of their own volition.

>>40353967
what kind of men are you talking to?

>>40353948
I can multi task, I can work and service my man at the same time.

>>40353981
ones from here
>>40353985
it’s not a sex thing. i just can’t afford a babysitter and i don’t trust him to be unsupervised

>>40353967
I've never been more jealous of anyone in my entire life. they don't care about my opinions on rengoku: tower of purgatory they just want my body
it's really good by the way
rengoku tower of purgatory
you should play it
>>40353980
MONTH???? damn maybe I am cooked.....

>>40353967
Infodumping about their interests is a very common way for autistic people to try to form connections.

>>40354015
I'm patient, I know guys try to hide the things about themselves they KNOW turn girls away from wanting to be around them. It's the same reason they so often say "oh I'm not really into politics" and how that's code for "I'm actually super right wing/borderline nazi but I know if I tell you that you're gonna stop talking to me immediately."

>>40354015
i’ll check it out
>>40354019
yeah but eventually i want them to flirt with me :/

>>40354030
What would you count as flirting? Curious as i am one of those autistic men.

>>40354034
i don’t really know sorry :(

>>40354038
>I don't know what x is would even look like
>But i still want x
>The problem is the men who don't give me x
Hmmmm I think maybe you're the autistic one

>>40354054
i am autistic yes

Cursed day I’m horny before 10am

>>40354020
do guys sometimes say they only want to be friends too and not mean it?

>>40354020
some guys are literally just not into politics

>>40354020
yeah i definitely get that you can generally clock that shit very quickly. i know im autistic but it's kind of not that hard to get social cues if you just study them analytically. that's the most autistic thing I've ever said wtf

>>40354054
wait are you flirting with me?

>>40354079
I mean it, not everyone i meet is compatible but i still want to get to know new people and make friends. Plus i like having female friends, most my friends are men.

>>40354114
I don't know!

chasey... what are you up to chasey.... i love you....

>>40354115
oh :(
>>40354120
when i say idk it usually means yes

stinky chasers (hot)

>>40354173
I've Been Saying This

make a new thread that teaches me how to flirt

>>40354191
Have fun and be yourself <3

coward chaser fucking shits

>>40354194
if you miss EITHER of these steps it will NOT work you have to be doing both

>>40354194
>>40354201
how come i’m not married yet then??

>>40354130
Me and who? (im both of them)

make a new thread calling the chasers cowards

if a guy made a new thread i’d think that was really hot

if a guy make a new thread i would think he's a tranny

lazyim bummims

coward lazy chasey fucking SHITS

>>40354272
good morning wolfspidey i love you

>>40354216
real </3

>>40354301
mormerable howimisty ittoes geeims Ibisher appreachattoeable yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

what does being horny feel like?

>>40354324
i like to do that with my male friends because they start to make fun of me for having small hands

feeling horny, need to beat a chasey up

>>40354373
explain NOW

>>40354355
you have cool friends
>>40354330
like there's a ball of molten iron in my tummy
but also its very hollow
and then you get dizzy

wheres the new thread lazy chaser bitch