neanderthal kun
7/12/2025, 12:14:39 AM No.40358049
After careful research (aka Twitter scrolling + coffee), I’ve concluded:
Leftism = based, libertarianism = LARP, Republicans = scared of rainbows.
Here’s the tea:
Leftists:
Believe queer and trans folks deserve rights, respect, and access to healthcare.
Support gender-affirming care, chosen families, and safe spaces (plus cute pride merch).
Fight for universal healthcare so nobody has to pick between hormones and rent.
Libertarians:
Throw around terms like “argumentation ethics” and “natural law” like they’re spells from D&D.
Say “total freedom of association” but conveniently ignore how that’s often just code for “let me discriminate against queer people.”
Claim the government shouldn’t interfere — unless it’s to protect a cake shop from baking a wedding cake for two guys.
Basically engaged in a full-on libertarian LARP: “I’m not homophobic, I just want to own my property and not serve gays.” Cool story, Chad. Explain how your ‘free market’ works when everyone can just shut us out. Is that really "freedom" to you??
Republicans:
More scared of drag queens than actual problems like climate change or healthcare.
Ban rainbow flags and trans healthcare like it’s a dystopian novel.
Still confused about what “gender identity” means but very sure it’s a threat to society.
Summary:
Leftism: Queer joy, hugs, healthcare, and a decent chance at happiness.
Libertarianism: Basement LARPers arguing about rights while ignoring how “freedom of association” gets used to discriminate.
Republicans: Freaking out about glitter and pronouns.
Leftism = based, libertarianism = LARP, Republicans = scared of rainbows.
Here’s the tea:
Leftists:
Believe queer and trans folks deserve rights, respect, and access to healthcare.
Support gender-affirming care, chosen families, and safe spaces (plus cute pride merch).
Fight for universal healthcare so nobody has to pick between hormones and rent.
Libertarians:
Throw around terms like “argumentation ethics” and “natural law” like they’re spells from D&D.
Say “total freedom of association” but conveniently ignore how that’s often just code for “let me discriminate against queer people.”
Claim the government shouldn’t interfere — unless it’s to protect a cake shop from baking a wedding cake for two guys.
Basically engaged in a full-on libertarian LARP: “I’m not homophobic, I just want to own my property and not serve gays.” Cool story, Chad. Explain how your ‘free market’ works when everyone can just shut us out. Is that really "freedom" to you??
Republicans:
More scared of drag queens than actual problems like climate change or healthcare.
Ban rainbow flags and trans healthcare like it’s a dystopian novel.
Still confused about what “gender identity” means but very sure it’s a threat to society.
Summary:
Leftism: Queer joy, hugs, healthcare, and a decent chance at happiness.
Libertarianism: Basement LARPers arguing about rights while ignoring how “freedom of association” gets used to discriminate.
Republicans: Freaking out about glitter and pronouns.
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