Thread 40366220

qott 1: what is your ideal partner like?
qott 2: would you rather date a gay guy or a bi/pan guy?

please help what do i use to stretch my holes if i dont have a dildo. im afraid that by the time i stop being a virgin ill be too tight and just hurt myself. or is it better if i wait?

>>40366220 (OP)
>qott 1
someone who cares for me and has the same interests and beliefs as me. you think thatd be a bare minimum but in all my time dating people its only happened twice ..... also someone who lets me perform expiriments on them but thats a whole seperate story!!

>qott 2
if they like me and let me top whats the problem

>QOTT 1
Close to my height, similar interests, nice ass, big brown eyes, thick eyebrows (all applies to both men and women)

>QOTT 2
Bi because I would prefer bi4bi, but I'm not opposed to gay guys or anything.

>>40366243
You have hands, don't you?

>>40366371
wont it be bigger than my fingers?

>>40366220 (OP)
>q1
Hole.
>q2
Hole.
>>40366293
>experiments
Please elaborate.

>>40366401
Well, are you trying to get stretched or not?

>>40366419
but my fingers wont reach to the same place a dick would

What is it about the hairy, sweaty, stinky male anus that you find sexually attractive?

>>40366439
sensitive

>>40366181
how am i woke retard

>>40366220 (OP)
>what is your ideal partner like?
Cute, clean-shaven, minimal piercings, not a smoker, somehow interested in me and not repulsed by my tism.
>would you rather date a gay guy or a bi/pan guy?
If they like me it doesn't really matter.

>>40366406
gladly!

ill admit this is partially a sex thing, but i like being able to perform research on my partners body. keep a database of everything they like so i can maximize my partners pleasure, in the scientific sense of the word. it brings me a lot of joy to see the people i love happy, so if i had a partner i truly adored, doing this research would be fun for the both of us.

the research itself could vary anything from the most vanilla tasks to some of the nastiest things possible, of course all consensual. its not a proper expiriment if your subject is not willing!

the best thing about this is that everyone is a good subject if theyre willing. no matter their body specifications. those are to be found out with research, the subjects history, and what the subject informs me about. the subjects safety will always come first! i have yet to find someone whos willing to do this with me, as most people think i am a sub simply because i am ftm. I am not. lastly, i think itd be fun to write tiny papers about it and have them just between my partner and i; if theyre comfortable, of course. the last thing i want to do is hurt somrone i love.

so, in summary,
> i like to perform research on my long term partners bodies to find what sexually pleases them the most, in the format of scientific research.

>>40366439
>hairy, sweaty, stinky male anus
You just listed them

>>40366462
>takes hrt
>for muh aesthetics
>cuz too pussy to admit troonerism
>le edgy cuz im not like the other galz
there you go

>>40366439
I don't care for anyone's butthole

>>40366506
but you do care about your own, right anon?

2 feet in the hole

>>40366510
I wish I did not have to shit at all tbhdesu

What if your top's last name was Dickinson?

whose the hottest little ftm in here?

>>40366559
Danbaser

holes and soles

>>40366462
well you didn't answer the qott you faggot

Did anyone else turn straight on T but still identify with the label gay

>>40366478
damn thats smart and actually lovely and passionate. hope you get married

Good afternoon!

>>40364104
Wow, nice jacket, Anon! I love cool jackets.

>>40366220 (OP)
someone whose path actually intersects with me beyond a superficial physical attractions... if I can enjoy smooching and cuddling with them for a few weeks or months it's a totally great start.
oh, ideal...
realistically I don't have a higher ideal. it'd just be intellectual prognostication to write more.

bi/pan guy...

>>40366601
wrong thread

>>40366629
I suppose, I'd really want them to be a simple person, even if they're not "normal" at all.

>>40366642
like this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVQ5-tjzeY

>QOTT
My ideal partner is a cis male, +6ft, and his dick is 7-9 inches. Any race is fine. He's required to have 1 creative hobby, a familiar (yes... He needs a trusted animal guardian), and an an interest in sleep fucking.
>QOTT2
Bi/Pan men stay winning
>>40366590
>straight but still identify with the label gay
How so?

>>40366631
Oh whoops haha

>>40366582
bi guy, lanky, sociopathic

idk where i am going with this. but no one wants us, and also, no one wants there to be more pooners. i see people joking about feminine guys who are pretty enough to become a girl, as if it’s exciting, and desirable. look into greek mythology to find countless examples of androgynous male youths being lauded and desired by the gods for their feminine beauty.
no one wants a potentially fuckable foid to become a bloated hairy mutilated mess.
we are the worst of everything the spectrum of human gender has to offer, we are deeply repulsive and generally an absolutely useless group of people. there are no myths about us, we have no culture, no art, no friends nor lovers. everything about us is derivative at best and a tasteless farce at worst.
if i have to see one more blue haired bloated pubestached steven universe le heccin dnd fanartist crocheting animal crossing tattoo having afab wxmbynly body having wannabe femboi hefab turbopoon again i am actually gonna do it.
we are so utterly disgusting, undesirable, uninteresting, uninspired, unwanted, pathetic fucking losers it is genuinely incredible. i don’t think there’s ever been a gender or sexual minority group as utterly fucking cooked as ftms.
/end

I cant believe how much you guys spend on shoes

I get them cheap at grocery stores and they last long. Wtf. There must be good running shoes for $40 and less. I can't justify $100s paid for shoes. They all get worn out

>>40366855
I want there to be more pooners (as long as they actually work out instead wasting their T becoming fat genderblobs). Stopped reading after that

How do you guys dry your dishes?

>>40366922
the dishwasher?

>>40366949
me with ftm smegma

anyone know any good porn sites without rape in them

>>40367080
>good porn
>no rape
BOOOORRRINGGGGG

>>40366220 (OP)
>what is your ideal partner like?
a stupidly hung masc althetic negro
>would you rather date a gay guy or a bi/pan guy?

don't care as long as they're masc and not insecure

a gay man would never date a pooner your only option are bipedos or straggots anyway so the qott is redundant

>>40366855
I want there to be more pooners too
We are pretty hot

>>40367300
>a gay man would never date a pooner
Thank god I could never date one of these

>>40367320
he's pan actually

>>40366855
If there is no culture we will create it
Also there should be more pooners, if it were possible I would dose the water supply to make more of us
Turn your shame into universal love for poonkind and uplift your brethren

>>40367383
Whatever these things are, I'll pass.

>>40367320
>>40367477
>cherrypicking

>>40367502
I've never seen a gay cis man I've found attractive. I'm sure attractive cisgays exist but it's still the worst of both worlds.

Funny how this thread keeps dying out as soon as people realize the redirect as the new gaygen was a joke

>>40367300
i dated a gay man pre t, i'm not even sure pooner exclusionary gay men exist

>>40368006
Ftmg is slow, so it's no surprise this thread is even slower. Silly to think it has to do with gaygen...

>>40368157
>Silly to think it has to do with gaygen
You must have missed the point where i tricked gaygen into thinking this was the new thread making the post count shoot through the roof

was hanging out with another gayden. he started petting my head n i got hard. fml

>>40366590
I think I was heterosexual pre-t but I just call myself bi so I can say faggot so woke foids won’t get mad at me.

>>40366220 (OP)
>qott1
Someone who's subby, pretty/cute, and kinda pathetic, but I can still have interesting conversations with
>qott2
Probably gay, or around a kinsey 5, as it's unlikely a bisexual man would be willing to exclusively bottom and never have penetrative sex again

>>40368323
>as it's unlikely a bisexual man would be willing to exclusively bottom
would, sounds pretty hot
>t. bifag

>>40368189
No I don't use 4chan all day

>>40368362
why did you butt in on the conversation then?

>>40366220 (OP)
>1
buff strong guy, taller than me, also autistic and shares some interests with me, positive personality
>2
idc as long as he doesn't see me as a woman

bump

>>40366220 (OP)
too afraid to even speak in this gen as a pre-t neverpasser

>>40370105
go on t or we will make you bro

>>40369029
same desu. i hate that my taste in men is so fembrained but its just so attractive to me

>>40368495
It's a thread calm down it's not that deep

>>40370802
i want to, trust me lol. im just a neet with no insurance

>>40370105
I cheated on my pre-t ex boyfriend because he wouldn't fuck within the first week of getting together

>>40370859
kind of a bitch move on his part tbdesu

>>40370859
kill yourself

bump

>>40370897
He would give excuses about needing to "get to know me" but it had already been 3 months... Now that we're together I can't hit? Lame.
>>40371073
He should've just topped me... I would have been loyal if he was serious. Instead he decided to stay off T and now he looks like a woman.