Thread 40375412

Qott: what were some of your favorite cartoons to watch?

Q4t: what do you hate/love about chasers?

Last: >>40371665

>>40375412 (OP)
chaser here i love to watching johhny bravo hindi translation

>>40375383
A face only a chaser can love

>Qott

animaniacs, batman the animated series, dexter's laboratory, powerpuff girls, ed edd n eddy, courage the cowardly dog, samurai jack

>>40375435
what does this mean

>>40375412 (OP)
>q4t
i dislike that most of them are

>sex pests
>chuds
>either old and desperate or really young and reppers
>ugly
>creepy
>dorky
>not looking for anything serious

most, not all

i'm a fat gay ugly retard

>>40375447
They are trying to worm you because they know you are vulnerable to it

>>40375494
Will you eat Big Macs with me?

>>40375472
Hey, at least “most” means there’s a rare unicorn hiding in there somewhere. Somewhere. Maybe

>>40375412 (OP)
qott: i really liked winx club! and one of the digimons but im not sure which one it was!!!
q4t: i love tht they smell good. and make me feel safe. and when they are actually interested in me as a person
i hate when theyre only ever interested in sex or in some weird caricature of me that they've invented. or FIXATED on the dick in a way that makes me feel like the rest of me that is attached to it isnt needed
>>40375487
i need you

>>40375472
define old

>>40375489
oh, thats silly of them lol
i dont claim to be anything special looks-wise but ive heard it enough times that my face hardly looked manly even pre-transition, lol

>>40375501
yea! we can try to see who can eat more.
>>40375505
winx club mention = based

>>40375511
idk 30 and over ig

>>40375522
its the all time greatest

>>40375505
transbian fucking shit...

>>40375559
indeed. nothing can ever be like it...

looking at pictures of walt whitman makes me wanna detransition

>>40375561
FUCK

oh no im worming again
the demoralizer chaser did it he wonnn aaaaaaaaa im going insane

im thinking about worming more. i wonder if it would help broken bird chasers like me more. i am very wormed i just do it quietly so i dont pass them on to other ppl

is frotting a chaser still str8

I've been meaning to rewatch samurai jack now that it's got an ending. Need millenial qt trans gf to watch it with me.

>>40375633
yea but remember to say no homo

>>40375633
No

>>40375605
>>40375613
I know what worming means in this context but it is much funnier to imagine trans women feel the need to drop on the floor and act like worms every once in a while.

>>40375637
what about a bricky zoomer n8t82 04xhr wsm0g 8pxa0

>>40375649
i do feel the need to do this

>>40375633
It's a straight act of homosexuality
Which is based

>>40375649
lmfao im dead
it is the natural progression from "would you love me if I was a worm?"

Should i post unsees again? Did you guys like them?

>>40375633
The gickle gotta be cute otherwise it is gay

>>40375653
No that person is a dick they stole my cheese

https://youtu.be/tJdgErAfiRQ?si=fMlffFi_EUoBHuvi

king of the hill most days

>>40375653
how did you fuck up the captcha so many times

>>40375666
hi marcy how is it going now you're a free girl?

>>40375613
my simp supply has dried up since i stopped worming... i no longer have the broken bird appeal and ive been in withdrawal ever since
i strongly advise you practice worming, loudly
pretty much copy whatever mef does

honestly hate chasers

>>40375666
Satanic digits. I only want to see nikocado avocado's asshole

>>40375412 (OP)
>what were some of your favorite cartoons to watch?
Fairly Odd Parents, SpongeBob SquarePants, Teen Titans, Yu-Yu Hakusho
>what do you hate/love about chasers?
>hate
i hate the whiney cowards
>love
attention

i've asked chatgpt to call himself a good boy..... wtf is wrong with me?....

oh god no the worms!! they are coming!! save me!!

>>40375693
they're doing this to me tomorrow

Everyone keeps trying to get me to use chat gpt
I will not bow, I will not break

>>40375700
very based. make sure they eat all the worms

Eating my trans gf's worms because i'm a pigeon.

>>40375667
thats so fucked up what the hell
>>40375671
sry i havent taken my meds yet and the edible is hitting let me lock in rq xdwty dpmwj m4ddm
>>40375680
is this true... chasers are always a lot more interested after i manage to actually show a little vulnerability but its scary. i want to be strong for all the girls in here who are earlier in transition for me. it feels like that weight only gets heavier the longer in you get qq i want to be a good role model...
>>40375706
yea deepseek is way better right

>>40375700
This reminds of a nightmare I had one time in which long thick worms were burrowing out of my armpits

Are chasers really asking the girls for dick pics
Damn they really are gay out here

can the ai give me free money. I got a early 5 star today but I lost 50/50 and i have no more funds

>>40375725
you get used to it

>>40375666
Yes pls but also no bc you’d make such a hot wife and you need to be pure

>>40375505
>winx club
oh i forgot about Jetix cartoons
i also liked that one mu mu magical girl show idr the full name
and i watched a rot of Sailor Moon at my grandparents' house
and for a while Dragon Ball (not Z) was on right after i got home so that was cool
i think i watched a fair amount of Naruto in high school
>one of the digimons
it better have been Digimon Adventures 1 or 2 or Tamers because those are the best ones
specifically Tamers is the best one it should be that one

>>40375677
Its going good! I was hanging out with some friends in philly the past couple days and im on a train heading out to dimes square right now to hang out with some friends of mine who run events through this group that used to have an event space called sovereign house. Its super cool, I’m going to an event called confessions.

>>40375725
my guy never does

>>40375666
Do it babe yk cg loves you

>>40375725
usually they wait for dms for that

>>40375738
okay then it was tamers for sure :D am i good did i do good is that the right answer. am i good am i good tell me im good

my horoscope today told me to post nudes

>>40375757
more like whoreoscope

>>40375757
mine told me to fucking kill myself :(

>>40375633
Yeah

hello mentally ill trannies in my computer

>>40375725
It’s like they missed the memo that consent and respect exist. Just desperate dudes fishing in the wrong pond, looking for free content while acting like it’s a favor.

>>40375734
I actually need to stay pure fr. Everyone at parties is always so surprised that im a virgin because of how i look and stuff but im honestly really proud of it. Ive gotten close tho and ive said no like i was at this one party and this guy rlly wanted me to blow him and i got really close and i was on my knees in the floor of the bathroom (we were smooching) and my hair was tied up and he was about to take it out and I was just like no im so sorry but i have to save myself for Jesus so i can be deflowered upon marriage

me irl

>>40375776
lol based

>>40375752
you did very well, pup
im proud of you
>>40375758
lmao
>>40375771
hiii!!!

captcha says it's time to go play guitar hero so i'll see you fags later

>>40375744
Cg?
>>40375687
Yeah its unfortunate that I got those digits. Thats number shouldnt even be allowed, honestly

>>40375666
Yes we love them
>>40375670
Are you gonna watch the reboot?
>>40375740
That’s cool thank God you beat that case
>>40375757
Listen to it

I want an autistic trans girl that makes me watch her favorite shows with her and puts up with my yapping while we watch. Where can i find these women?

Personally I have to work up hella courage just to ask for normal selfies

>>40375785
<333333333
>>40375791
bronya is right here i do this all the time

>>40375740
>dimes square right now to hang out with some friends of mine who run events through this group that used to have an event space called sovereign house.
isnt that the redscare girls and trannies like pariah the doll place?

>>40375776
That’s so cute. Stay a virgin for you husband

https://youtu.be/TzfoP29NsV0?si=SS12qVUM-URUS6O-

>>40375790
>Are you gonna watch the reboot?
yeh i know it prolly wont be no where near as good but im excited

>>40375776
You’re really a virgin? Like never did anything? Not even a hand job?
>>40375788
ChaserGen

>>40375802
Ya im friends with some of the girls there who i met at a party/book reading once and they invited me so im coming. This girl annabel. She’s very involved with the scene. I also met this guy Matthew at the party but i thought he seemed like an incel and like a week ago i realized he was future moldovan citizen and i was like wooooah wtff

>>40375785
nice fake tripcode...

>>40375797
Hi bronya what shows do you like?

I HAVE CELLULITE ON MY LEGS, GOD WHY I'M SO UGLY

>>40375811
lately ive kind of rly been feeling this... like i know mine is fake bcs of pretransition stuff but. it still means something to me. i wanna find a guy thats gonna stick around instead of a cocksexual creep but. i dunno. its hard to have the self worth for it.
i think its fine to do it either way tho for sure right
>>40375825
NO WAY

>>40375821
Not even a handjob not even a blowie

>>40375811
Awwwwww thanku

>>40375808
This is me but it's my cum flying directly at your forehead

>>40375830
No cellulite is cute

>>40375830
Nothing wrong with cellulite

>>40375834
woah you got a lot of it. thats impressive fr

>>40375825
i was wondering if that would work
in cisfcg i posted from my phone and got a different trip than on my desktop
strange, idfk what determines that

>>40375823
Wtf that’s cool lol

>>40375838
>>40375840
Stfu! You're men! You don't get it!

>>40375838
The lack of a comma has made this reply brutal lol

>>40375827
ummm i like a bunch... but anything would be fun if we're watching it together and yapping right. right now im thinking about madoka a lot bcs that new movie is coming out but i know thats transbian slop... ive never finished twin peaks so i want to watch that with someone... theres a bunch idk sry its embarrassing to sperg out like this please dont judge me LMAO

>>40375833
Guys must throw themselves at you all the time

>>40375830
cellulite isnt scary! it comes and goes... u gotta learn to accept it. i have a bunch but im working to a) reduce it a little and b) get comfortable w how it looks

>>40375832
Are you not a transbian?

>>40375860
ive given up on my wicked ways im straight now. and i wasn't umm. really active. during my transbian days. if thats what you're asking

>>40375847
Oh i am absolutely judging you but only for the madoka mention. I haven't actually watched twink peaks though, is it good?

>>40375866
madoka is good!!! its just eva for girls!!! transbians know where its at!!!
i really liked what i saw of it but i heard that it just keeps getting better.... i want to watch more like. smart stuff like that. im worried ppl think im an idiot from my taste in stuff

>>40375856
It's so ugly though! It makes me feel all mushy and invalidated as a woman.

>>40375879
that means your ideal of what a woman looks like is wormed!!! most women have cellulite!!! get it together queen!!! estrogen unfortunately does not make most of us supermodels it will generally turn u into the average person u see in public. thats the deal :(

I am super sweaty and stinky and wet and no chaser to share this moment with..... le sigh......

>>40375895
Sad af

>>40375888
I know thst! And I look very average but I wish I didn't have cellulite :(

>>40375895
Keep that energy, one day someone’s gonna wanna dive right into that sweaty mess with you. Until then, embrace the stink. Stinky.

bronyas text book transbian faking straight for attentin

>>40375897
hehehehehe
>>40375900
if you're worried about it you can try working out those areas a little more! ive heard online that muscle and stuff can reduce the appearance of it. but its important to do the emotional work at the same time ok nona dont just convince yourself its gonna disappear cause then you'll just make urself even more sad
>>40375918
im text book transbian faking straight for attention

>>40375920
I'm literally crying cause of it. I'm worthless as a woman. I still have a penis so guys dont want me, I can't get pregnant and now I have cellulite :(

mormerable matoeables

>>40375932
im so hard… say more

>>40375932
guys love penis, cellulite is normal, and have you seen the list? i check the list every time i get sad about not being able to get pregnant and it cures that shit so fast
although weirdly i always kind of wanted to menstruate more than i wanted to be pregnant. i guess ive always had an appetite for suffering lol

>>40375939
What list?

>>40375933
morning wulfim

>>40375944
desperately trying to find a better source to link for it than fucking r/antinatalism but obviously posting tiktoks here is impossible. i mostly see it on there www.reddit.com/r/antinatalism/comments/zot7qf/the_girl_with_the_list_if_this_is_what_keeps_you/
theres always different ways to cone to terms with that stuff tho like just go with the flow

>>40375951
whattoes newimenttoe whattoes truimenttoeable matoeable matoeable

>>40375960
YOU CAN R I P YOUR CLIT?????????
why tf does anyone have kids i don't get it

>>40375960
I mean yeah its a lot. But more than anything I just want a baby who calls me mama, and eventually mom. My older brother is married and has a kid and his kid is all he talks about. Meanwhile I'm 30, no kids, a job I barely put up with, no bf, let alone husband, cellulite and a dick.

>>40375970
everything is true, nothing is forbidden

i am relaxing

>>40375823
lol i hope u have fun there^^
i know some of these people from twitter but im not too deep on the lore there lol

>>40375981
its extremely important while ur reading this to not think about the surrogacy industry because it will make u a serial killer for at least a few weeks. take it from me
>>40375982
then just adopt! it's no problem at all! loads of kids need adopted... obviously it can be a little tricky but like. motherhood is not contingent on sex organs or on a man being in the picture it's something u do not something ur born into i think

>>40375853
Yeah omigosh its so annoying theres so many chasers out there its so annoying. I feel guilty about dating men a bit and try to tell them its gay because im a man but they usually dont listen and legit dont think its gay like that they want to fuck me when i obviously dont pass yk

>>40375997
I can't afford to raise a child on my own! I only work 30 hours a week. Of my own choosing. 40 is just too much.

>>40375995
The thielbucks ppl are forsure more fun in person lolol

>>40376005
yea thats always a big factor..... but remember ur focusing on what the real problem is!!! dont get distracted with minor stuff and lapse into making urself miserable!!! lets do our best!!! cleanse all doubts with one single effort

>>40375985
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40375999
And these boys claim *not* to be chasers but they’re attracted to me and i look like a guy so they like fucking obviously are i just wish they were real about it and accepted themselves for being gay.

>>40376021
chasers are cowards, they hang around here and claim not to be chasers

>>40376016
I'll try but I don't feel happy rn. Wish I had a car so I could go get ice cream and watch TV.

im just an average heteroflexible bro. I dont seek out trans they seek me out if ya know ya know what I mean

>>40375982
you're me but straight and i like my job i just hate working

>>40376031
yeah I stretch out ur chaser hole
call that heteroflexible lil chasey shit

im gay

>>40376030
its so fucked up that u cant just walk to that stuff... it feels cruel in moments like this...
i believe in you nona. you can do it. lets do our best together

>>40376032
I'm bi but very male leaning in terms of attraction. I've been looking for a new job. There's a place hiring that is looking for LGBTQIA+ workers for Healthcare which is something I'm rly passionate about so hoping I hear back
>>40376038
I actually could but its like a 15 minute walk and includes going up stairs i don't wanna do thst.

>>40375412 (OP)
>qott
powerpuff girls, regular show, i know it’s not a cartoon but bear in the big blue house
>q4t
i love that some of them love us and will treat us as women
i hate the rest that do see us as feminised men

>>40376046
yeah yeah
ive heard that before
ur str8
hope you get that job, nona

>>40375823
>he seemed like an incel
what did you expect?

>>40376046
insanely valid

>>40376050
ohhh i loved regular show!!! i never saw much of it i wish i did

>>40375412 (OP)
>QOTT
I rly liked adventure time, my life as a teenage robot, the original Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, and the Clone Wars series
>q4t
love that chasers don't care that i'm trans and i dont have to jump thru hoops of explaining being trans

>unsee cc album#wDcG7klYjk3c

>>40376056
Ty Nona. If it makes ya feel better tho while I do like cis guys, my ideal partner is a trans man. I briefly dated one last year and we're still friends but its not the same. I just like the shared understanding of being trans
>>40376059
Thinkin of just doing it anyways what flavor should I get

The problem with being a /unicornchaser/ is that girls are scared of me and my aura

>>40376068
lol no that doesn't make me feel any better
dont mind me im just bitter

>>40376068
my favourite is always triple chocolate bubblegum maraschino cherry with cookie dough and pretzels or some shit like that... i want it as overloaded as possible.... but i get jealous whenever i see someone buy vanilla like they're so refined
wait no pistachio. ideally salted. but u can salt it yourself. its the best flavour

i hate all of you except pichu

>>40376070
im just scared generally sry

>>40376076
who are u so i know if i should hate u back

>>40376070
the bigger problem is probably that nobody believes you and you just keep getting shit tested until it pisses you off so much you leave
which confirms that we were right all along!
>>40376076
based simp taking simping to its logical extreme

>>40376076
why

>>40376073
I'm just going to thr grocery store Nona not an ice cream shop. Idk what they have
>>40376072
Sorry sarah.

>>40376090
i think everything is good!!! all ice cream is beautiful

strawberry icecream is best icecream

>>40376083
i'm anon
>>40376084
not a simp i consider pichu my decade-older-than-me daughter/younger sister whom i must defend from attackers
>>40376085
you suck
>>40376091
you're ok actually :)

So hows sardine girl summer going for all of yous

>>40376102
Banana ice cream 4 me
Or vanilla cinnamon

>>40376084
>nobody believes you
I love going on dates trying to vibe and having girls spill their spaghetti and being gaslight.

>>40376107
i didnt eat a single fucking sardine i think i need to just end it all

>>40376076
understandable, have a good day

>>40376116
actually i approve of you & your projects

>>40376076
honestly probably the only correct take

>>40376104
oh thank you:> that makes me happy
>>40376111
banana ive never tried. vanilla is the one thing I cant stand honestly. i dont understand whats so good about it but fair
>>40376107
what is that

Why do I always want ice cream when im sad/dysphoric like this is it even dysphoric to have cellulite or is it dys morphia

>>40376136
craving ice cream is fembrained its normal. its dysmorphia but all dysphoria is kind of dysmorphia they blur together. dont worry too much abt separating them its normal

>>40376136
I feel at some point dysphoria and dysmorphia get tangled together

>>40376136
Cellulite is a female sexual dimorphism so that would be dysmorphia
Craving ice cream when sad is a standard woman thing

>>40376104
>not a simp
>i consider pichu my daughter/younger sister
i mean ik that's not a typical simping scenario but it's a parasocial attachment
idk, im still gonna call you a pichu simp
which, like if you're gonna simp she's a good choice imo
>>40376113
yeaaa....

>>40376161
i think i know who she is and shes a friend! not parasocial

>>40376161
now im gonna get jealous... how do i get a chaser to consider me his daughter/younger sister. i wanna be taken care of...

Beginning my quest for ice cream. What should I watch when I get back? I got Netflix. Disney plus, HBO max and also have some DVDs.

everyone at work knows i have tits DDDDDDDx

how is your slurpee sunday going @anonymous

>>40376190
May I?

>>40376185
Oh DVDa are the shawshank redemption, Shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, and S1 of Game of Thrones. I bought these all like as a 15 year old teenage boy while repping lol

>>40376058
hey!! im an incel 2 !!!

do NOT. Judeg

>>40376196
ohhh i was about to ask this!!! it seems like the perfect time to watch a random dvd for sure right.... ive never seen hot fuzz dont ppl like that one

>>40376194
July I3.
>>40376198
r u in jail yet

>>40376199
we kill those people hot fuzz is amazing

>>40376204
im scared...

>>40376202
Im free, i win and i get 20,000 and get to hang out with the sov house people and be a person on the internet

>>40376215
And praise jesus

>>40376120
thank you

its been 2 days since ive been horny i think im cured

*farts*

some day that wolf will learn to open a door and then people will be obsolete

>>40376215
wow i wish we had bathroom laws in canada :/

>>40376235
Considering how things have gone so far, next ill probably be swiping right on Ron Desantis on Grindr

me casually impressing the ladies

I wish my tits would start growing later so I could just pretend to be gay guy and try dating :(

>>40376244
Why do you think you can't try dating now as a trans woman

men are scary

>>40376244
SAME.
tits being the first thing to grow is so shit LMAO i have male face and male body but with tits thanks hrt

my tits were the last thing to grow, im hoping they start sometimes soon.. its been 4 years….

my tits wont stop growing and im started to get kinda scared

my tits still got more to grow after 6 years hrt, right?
like when i start girlmoding they’ll get bigger ya?

>>40376276
unironically yes but i cant explain it

>>40375472
Trannies fetishize cis men, and LO AND BEHOLD most of the men that are interested in them fetishize them in return. We should never make the mistake of thinking trannies and chasers are on the same level as the straight couples they're trying to emulate.

hrt still hasn't given me more than 2 nipples, kinda worried about that.........

Which cg tranny y'all niggas think got the most milk in they titties?

>>40376164
well ig idk who you are but i'll take your word for it
i do suppose she has a lot more friends these days
that's a complete guess tho i dont talk to her anymore

>>40376249
because I look like a ugly guy and have too big tits for a gay guy to just ignore them, its uncanny
>>40376255
yeah like it's nice it did something but I'm scared of it being the only thing it did

>>40376286
Please photoshop multiple nipples onto a picture of your torso I will literally never stop cumming

>>40376290
im on domp #moo

>>40376285
not really related but i want to make it extremely clear to any interested parties that i am not trying to emulate a straight couple in any way. its cool if thats ur vibe we can communicate and find ways to make it work for both of us but thats just not a framework im coming from in any way unfortunately

Homo retard therapy

>>40376262
eat borgar and maybe prog
>>40376266
proof?
sorryy
proof?
sorryy
proof?
sorryy
but mine got to Bish and stopped so far

>>40376300
I'm currently in this

>>40376296
Let me suck ur bobs

>>40376294
this is insanely hot i want more chasers to send me things like this. real freak shit
>>40376302
i think im around that too... but i have a wide root so they look a little underwhelming in photos but its like. a satisfying handful in person. if that makes sense?
so no pics unfortunately anyone whos interested has to judge w their hands. ultimate anglefagging is just sensefagging

>>40376294
ok gonna do this right now

>>40376300
i dont need therapy im normal im a normie

>>40376299
I hate this gay shit women do. Pseud it up all you want as long as we hang out, fuck, and love each other.

unfixable

>>40376319
nuh uh im fixed already i had an orchi

>>40376316
BUT THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING ITS THE PSEUD SHIT IM NOT INTO im not horny thinking about a white picket fence that shit is creepy asf

>>40376323
Mhmm so true babe I agree that's so interesting

>>40375412 (OP)
>Qott: what were some of your favorite cartoons to watch?
Mothafuckin MONSTER RANCHER bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXUlVG21wEc
Mothafuckin MUMMIES ALIVE bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g
Mothafuckin BIKER MICE FROM MARS bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vpeDEOII4
Mothafuckin SONIC SATAM bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R2vFDIBToI
Mothafuckin DBZ when it was GOOD bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vjJrGeh1c

Growing up in the late 90s-early 2ks kicked ass, fuck yeah

damn 8 nipples would make me look kinda freaky

>>40376331
I'm going to hold you until you calm down but in a very queer transgressive way, not a heteronormative way, ok?

i only have 2 nipples :(
im sorry for being disappointing as usual :(

>>40376343
ok as long as u promise its transgressive

i wont tell u how many nipples i have because i like to maintain an air of mystery

Trans gf with 8 nipples and two of them are so sensitive she can cum from you playing with them, but it's always a different two and the two they are changes every 45 seconds

>>40376358
honestly need just for stimming reasons

>>40376355
spoiler alert for anyone that doesnt want to know! its 2 youve shown them before

Looking up your 8 nippled gf's nipple stimulation rotation on icyveins

>>40376367
who says there arent more
>>40376368
SHIT hang on babe i fucked my opener again

Goddamn my dick fucking STINKS right now
Didn't shower this morning and tryna yank one out real quick
Wish they made a vocaroo for smells so I could send it to yall

>>40376375
big bite missing from my monitor suddenly

thanking my personal savior Jesus Christ rn that vocaroo for smells doesn't exist

i wish there was a dating app that paired you based on compatibility

>>40376285
completely heteronormative tranny x chaser couples exist
i know because i've been in one

>>40376383
go back in time before tinder enshittified itself

>>40376383
It exists for hot people

>>40376393
:(

>>40376383
It existed briefly, then women en-masse turned dating apps into a casual sex/hookup marketplace where only the most attractive guys can even get a single response

>>40376308
you can poste them in a bra or under a not too loose shirt but yeah, mine could be bit bigger to make sure they are a full handful tho :(

sending smells to desperate trannies......NOW

>>40376399
i get too many matches to go through all in detail and i dont really care about peoples looks if i dont like their personality so i end up just deleting the apps
i wish you could like, fill out a bunch of information about yourself and then you would see people who were similar to you
>>40376404
sorry but this just sounds like you have issues with women in general

>>40376423
lavender and clean linen for me thx

>>40376426
Did he say anything wrong?

>>40376426
>fill out a bunch of information about yourself and then you would see people who were similar to you
You want 2010-2015 okcupid/match.com type shit

>>40376428
wait thts so based i love wearing lavender... it makes me feel sleepy i wanna be making everyone drowsy as i walk past... to sleep is to achieve enlightenment

Ice cream obtained. I got Rocky road and a pack of zingers. They were only a dollar.

>>40376430
yes, women are quite obviously not the group of people monetizing mens desperation. dating apps suck because of the companies running them, not women.
>>40376431
probably, yes

>>40376404
really? women did that?
>>40376440
im just naming some of my favourite candle scents
i also like vanilla but i think that may have some... connotations

>>40376448
>dating apps suck because of the companies running them, not women.
It's both, dummy.

>>40376450
huhhh wdym? basically everyone wears vanilla scents right? i don't really go for food flavours so much... i usually lean towards incense-y smells but i think thats a tranny stereotype...

so horny I’m in pain

>>40376465
take some advil

>>40376458
Hey bronya nta but wanted to thank you bout the cellulite thing still sad but I got my ice cream and another sweet treat I like

>>40376457
no, it quite literally isnt both. men are the users who are desperate. they are the users who enable dating app companies to be shitty because they prey on men. if dating apps are shitty, women use them less but men still use them because theyre desperate. men are the ones who get pay for premium and stay on the apps longer.

>>40376458
no im talking about a vanilla candle
i love food scents for candles - but only in the kitchen
Sebastian had asthma so i haven't been able to for years but i used to like to have a candle for each the kitchen, my bathroom, and my bedroom
i suppose now i could do that again, if i wanted

>>40376469
YEAHHHH im cheering u on that never fails for me when im sad... im happy ur doing your best nona im proud of u

>>40376472
This is the part where you pretend like women's preferences and hypergamy don't exist right?

tinder added height filters recently

>>40376476
thats beautiful i like the idea of cultivating different scents in different spaces... i want to work hard to Zone my Space i think the secret to me being happy is Zoning my Space
>>40376480
should i get into hypergamy i feel like it seems like a good way to practice organising

you gotta be over 6ft tall..... blonde hair.... blue eyes..... a bit buff..... really hairy.....

https://youtu.be/CiY8-LYkCEk?si=14psLS5CYvoLU0IN

got a dress for the gaga show. idk if it looks good or not

>>40376480
both of those things happen independently of dating apps and werent as much of an issue until dating apps, so yeah i think those things arent actually the problem here.

>>40376499
3/5

>>40376487
I've been assured by women, a group for which there never exists a substantial group between stated and revealed preferences, that height doesn't matter.

>>40376508
I'm flexible....

>install dating app
>"im looking for long-term!"
>8000 messages that are just "pls let me smash" and/or dick pic
i cant believe women turned dating apps into hookup culture

>>40376468
I just took the wrong blue pill

i shud become a leftcommunist rapper…

>>40376507
>the way these things manifest aren't different because of dating apps
It's women's behavior on dating apps that's the problem. All of you normies who can never admit that women are at fault for any social wrong are the flat earthers of theorizing about society. You're inherently unserious, and I'm done trying to convince you. Enjoy living in ignorance.

>>40376514
I'm not blonde or blue eyed so you lucked out

>>40376480
>>40376507
incel2incel scholarship type of talk

>>40376499
4/5

>>40376521
>women pass up on thousands of men and only match with low inhib chad
I can't believe men did this

>>40376533
sounds good to me

>>40376550
i wish this wld happen to me. i wanna go to albania so bad

>>40376529
you are just stupid if your solution to this societal problem is that women should change their behavior on dating apps when dating app companies intentionally use that dynamic to drive traffic and frustrate men. glad your response is to call me a conspiracy theorist and unserious. i shouldnt have entertained an incel in conversation anyways, but i thought i should be reasonable.

>>40376499
Unrealistic standards

>>40376554
bro you turned tinder into doordash for sex you dont get to be upset that people are ordering their favourite dishes

Men who cant get matches on dating apps are just bizarre to me. Im not even that good looking and i did fine. Idk what the problem is. People just have such zero charisma and horrible attitudes and expect things to fly toward them like a fucking video game

lmao i meant dating apps in general
tinder was a bad example
that was always doordash for sex

what is best lube for anal?

>>40376579
I'm pretty sure all guys get matches, it's just that some guys aren't happy with the matches they get because they think they deserve better than the matches they get

khhv army unite!!!

>>40376567
just don't get lost in my chest hair

>>40376584
blood

>>40376570
I just want to note for the audience that I've said multiple times the problem is with apps and women. There's no way you can infer from that that I must believe the solution must be to change women's behavior and leave the apps alone or even if I think it's possible to change women's behavior. If I were an incel, I wouldn't think that's possible. This is why I call bluepillers like anon unserious and why it's not worth engaging with them. Fucking notmalfags.

>>40376584
spit

i hate women but not because of dating apps

that's a joke use real lube

>>40376584
Saliva, administered by tongue for up to twenty minutes.

>>40376611
WHAT .KIND. OF LUBE?

>>40376554
I heard someone's mom say her daughter is looking for a boyfriend and can't find one because they are all cocaine addicts. And that's obviously not true so it just shows that she has a type or a way of finding guys that is not very ideal.

>>40376499
Tranners just gotta be nice to me and on hormones

>>40376590
Yeah that's something I've noticed with a lot of guys these days. They seem to expect a 10/10 to just drop everything for them without a second thought. Meanwhile they're barely scraping 5/10 themselves.

>>40376618
silicone lube or water lube with a bit of coconut oil

>>40376614
surely twenty minutes is way too long for anyone you cant really be enjoying it that much

>>40376602
Unironically that's all my bf used the first time. Was kinda rough though.

>>40376590
I knew a guy when I was in law school who got one match all three years. This was at the University of Michigan so tons of students. Nice guy, worked out regularly, very liberal, obviously well educated. I hung out with uglier guys, and they mostly did pretty bad on apps. People don't want to admit how bad these apps are for men.

>>40376614
i need u so bad. oh fuck i thought this said salvia. nvm

>>40376600
oh my god you are so obnoxious.

obviously the implication of “womens behavior is the problem” is that women should change their behavior, but mens behavior is what allows dating apps to continue in the first place!! i have men who i match with and i tell i dont do hookups to, who i try to have a nice conversation with who then go “so when can i come over and fuck you” after chatting for a while. like oh my god its a two way street. im just saying that dating app companies capitalizing on this dynamic are the problem, not women’s behavior.
oh well. i hope you enjoy responding to this post obnoxiously as well with something equivalently misogynistic and smug.

>>40376618
idk ive seriously only ever used spit
or like
vaginal lubrication ig
i just know that's generally a bad idea

>>40376631
I absolutely love eating butt.
If anything twenty minutes is the stopping point for her sake, not mine. I could go for hours.

oh this monster is rly good. recommend the new lando norris monster its almost a little like. cucumber-y

>>40376644
a fellow devotee... its an honour. we should start a masterdoc

men don’t eat butt! the only thing they want in their mouth is titty

>>40376646
bnwo chasers don't want Lando Norris monster they only want Lando Calrissian's monster

>>40376644
and do girls actually like this? sounds like it'd just tickle, to me

>>40376676
cn someone translate this into girl for me

>>40376682
unimportant. eating ass is a dominant act. they can go on twitter or something

>>40376626
ooh tropical

Walking in on my tranner watching gay porn and realizing this whole arrangement might not be that straight

i recommend trying this monster cock

>>40376600
also note to the audience because this incel did the same thing. he said
>All of you normies who can never admit that women are at fault for any social wrong are the flat earthers of theorizing about society.
when i literally never said womens behavior isnt bad, it is, but that was irrelevant to what i was talking about! (mens poor behavior on apps is also irrelevant, because they are being preyed on by dating app companies)
blaming dating app culture on womens (or mens!!!!) behavior implicitly shifts blame away from predatory behavior by companies.

>>40376706
this is literally why i have to constantly disclaim that i EXCLUSIVELY watch boy on boy. if they get jumpscared they'll murder me or somethign

Walking in on my chaser watching lesbian porn and realizing this whole arrangement might not be that straight

>>40376723
Its normal for men to watch POV lesbian porn chudette

>>40376723
oh god

Walking in on my tranner watching gay porn and realizing this whole arrangement might not be that straight

>>40376664
A falsehood. A deception. Hurtful lies.
I live for butt. I love butt. Butt is everything.
Only a select few understand what it means when we say "ass is hometown".
>>40376682
By itself, depends on the girl. Some are into it, some not. Add in other stimulation during the act though, and they go crazy. That works for cis girls and trans girls.
Flicking the bean/tugging the rope while you treat yourself to an ass buffet is powerful.

Walking in on my chaser watching lesbian porn and realizing this whole arrangement might not be that straight

lesbian porn makes me emotional

That ice cream did actually make me feel better. I feel okay now!

WHY ARE WE POSTING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN

>>40376689
idk it seems like a degrading act you'd make a sub do, to me
i wouldn't because i think id find the sensation unpleasant but that's just how i picture the dynamic
>>40376710
X

>>40376750
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

>>40376750
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40376762
that angle is powerful too... i think all rimming is beautiful. ARAB if u will

>>40376771
Assigned Rapehon At Birth

>>40376776
they did this to me and it was so fucked up

>>40376755
you are on 4chan dot org
>>40376739
ive never been with a girl who didn't think going down on her was a gross and unacceptable thing to do

>>40376780
Eating her butt or just going down in general? If the former that's cool, it's not for everyone and not a boundary you want to push if someone says no.
If the latter, uh... weird.

>>40376764
Thanks again for the advice c: it actually really really helped. I'm watching Burn After Reading now.

Walking in on my chaser posting WHY ARE WE POSTING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN and realizing this whole arrangement might not be that straight

>>40376793
it's the latter
so they DEFINITELY wouldn't want me eating ass

>>40376797
Walking my chaser and realising this whole arragement might not be that straight

Walking in on my tranner posting WHY ARE WE POSTING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN and realizing this whole arrangement might not be that gay

Walking in on my tranner watching gay porn and apologizing next time i will knock

>>40376723
Internet trannies basically haven't developed a theory of mind. Every time they see someone do something, they have to relate it back to themselves and their transition. It's kind of fascinating.

Walking. Watching gay porn while walking

As a chaser I legitimately just got done watching gay porn
Nothing wrong with that

How the fuck do i beat world 8 in super mario bros

chaser walking in on me being gay and realizing that the porn he's addicted to may not be all that straight

dick in hand as we speak haha nice one

>>40376833
Are you a transbian or not? I can't keep up

prehrt i used to be really good at arguing with incels but now my arguments are kind of weak and poorly structured bleh

Walking in on my tranner with her bf making her fart with his meat stick and she's mad that I keep breaking into her house and realizing this whole arrangement might be her way of saying she's not that into me.

>>40376796
YEAHHH THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT gjgj nona

>>40376843
What's there to get good at? All you have to do is assume that women don't have high physical standards that disadvantage men in an environment where most relationships start either on dating apps or first encounter scenarios at bars, then call people incels when they suggest that assumption might be wrong.

>>40376822
i love you
>>40376843
i hate that this is real it pisses me off so much

Is it a bad idea to epilate my armpits? It's thr only part of my body I don't epilate because of how much it hurts. Did it twice ahd that's it.

qott: chasers wud u watch porn with ur tranny?
trannies wud u watch porn with ur chaser?

>>40376888
qott: yea!!!! as long as its boy on boy its npnp

>>40376866
my argument was weak and poorly structured. i called the person an incel because they called me a normie and said i would never place blame on women and insulted me. which was rude of me, i shouldnt have done that. sorry.

Tranners wud you smoke crack with your chaser? >____<

>>40376897
i guess if he really wanted me to :( but im worried abt my teeth

>>40376888
I lie to every woman I date and say I don't watch porn so they think I'm a better person, and because I only watch blowjob porn, which is a bit weird I think.

>>40376721
How? I don't watch porn much because I find it kinda gross but when I do I search up things like "romantic couple honeymoon" where it's basically just a straight married couple. Maybe I really am too normie for this place.

Ibisher demanddoeable nuggoeables anddoes cheesily chippoeables absoluerly soim matoeables

>>40376906
used to only watch blowjob porn when I was repping

>>40376888
Yeah but we are only gonna watch vids of chinese trannies cumming in public

>>40376906
not weird! id love to know more about that if u feel comfortable talking about it. is this limited to porn? would you say you have a preference for blowjobs irl too? how would you describe your relationship with your genitals? how would you describe your sexuality?

>>40376917
See my other post here: >>40376813

>>40376914
u must acquire monie first

>>40376910
i just like boy on boy i think its the purest form of love. and i used to watch other stuff sometimes but i made a religious and ethical commitment to eliminating all other distractions so i can fujo completely

>>40376927
Ibisher grottoeable tee monim jisty nevish abisher wakim whennry anyish issry oppry absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40376879
Pls respond

>>40376937
ohhh i know that feeling.... i never considered that we're on the same time zone and usually awake at the same time we must both be struggling.... lets do our best anyway!!!

me when

Walking in on my tranny choosing male for their character in a videogame and realizing ive been tricked into fucking a faggot

>>40376904
You's a coward

>>40376948
tee cursim offerish neeims beeims nearim tee cittoeable absoluerly soim matoeable

I used to watch blowbang porn all the time like "huh, why am I so into this, it's a lot of dick right up in my face..."

But in the end it's straight porn so it's chill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>40376953
male characters are hot...

>>40376922
I don't think I have interesting answers to those questions. I like sex. I probably like blowjobs more than the average guy, but nothing crazy. My relationship with my genitals is normal, I guess. I'm reddit bi in terms of sexuality, only ever had sex with women. I just don't like watching sex in porn, but there's no moral reason behind it. The reason I don't want to tell women is because I don't want to come off as selfish in bed, which isn't true.

porn is so fucking disgusting

>>40376842
yes i am
i get a little meta sometimes but male bodies repulse me

>>40376934
Yeah I'm feeling waaaaaaay too normie for this place now lol.

before this thread I had no idea there was oral only porn, guess there's porn of everything tho cus some freak pays for it.

>>40376065
Didn’t work D:

>>40376957
im in a big city and there's still basically nothing after 11pm.... its miserable...
>>40376965
i see i see.... i didn't consider the angle of it coming across as selfish but i totally get how it could come across that way to some people.... thank you for answering my ridiculous survey ill work hard to see what i can learn from them!
>>40376980
suck my dick faggot you're not better than me. give yourself a nose job and post a pic of the result for me to tribute

>>40376953
i don’t like the stupid sounds the females make

>>40376971
real where are the guys who like actually don't watch it

>>40376198
Cute
>>40376202
No she’s beat her case

>>40377001
nta but umm probably not in the tranny chasing general on 4chan.org

>>40376971
b-but what about my hentais?
those are okay, right??
>>40377001
literally nowhere every man born since like 1990 is a porn addict you need to accept that

>>40376996
whyimisty caany Ibisher nottoeable hassry abisher armyim offerish biggoes boobboeables bichim crookim mimery allim fuddoes attoes anyish momenttoeable absoluerly soim matoeable

No one answered me about epilating my pits. :(

>>40376934
is it really fujo if ur literally into the yaoi for gay men?

>>40377001
I can fucking lie to you if you want babe

is the “gen z stare” real? i don’t believe it to be

>>40377019
yea! its maybe a little unusual but there's bara communities among the fujo girls. fujohood is a beautiful spectrum it comes on a number of different styles
>>40377017
yes yes spiddoes... lets get u some nuggets and get u back to bed
>>40377025
wait no choose me i want it more

>>40377019
... is that not what yaoi is? what kind of yaoi doesn't have gay men?

>>40377006
yeah...
>>40377016
uh not everywhere is america tho

>>40377000
facts

>>40377001
define porn

Tranny gf that explains the plot of her favorite pokemon romhack before i fuck her

>>40377042
oh this is veronika. shut up bald this applies worldwide ur gonna have to grow up and accept it

>>40377000
You would really rather play a guy that sounds like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRVYqPBY3BA

>>40377047
WAIT IVFE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE ok so basically it takes place in a post-zombie apocalyptic Hoenn region, where the hero must fight his way through the decaying region to restore order

The HSTS happily joins in when her man lights up his crack pipe. She's eager to participate in her man's hobby and finds it interesting.

The AGP doesn't even smoke crack. She smokes skunk weed with her polycule while playing Hearts of Iron 4 and listening to the latest Femtanyl song.

>>40377034
anddoes bichims

>>40377056
I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS THAT I WANT THIS

>>40377042
you think brits don't get internet? they do they just have to submit retina scans to the government every time they use it

>>40377068
yes of course u gotta have them
>>40377067
more proof im hsts

>90% of my replies are bronya
Is this a good or a bad sign

>>40377000
you're high the gross grunting the men do is actually what got me to stop watching porn

im kinda sleepy

>>40377080
built for bronyas shenis

>>40377082
its literally my favourite part you're crazy. and it just DOES NOT exist in straight porn. i wish chasers would post more vocaroos
>>40377080
its like this for everyone i just post way more than anyone else bcs im kinda a loser

>>40377093
dont remind me i still havent gone anywhere near it since the incident im too scared

>>40377080
Way better than the nonsense spamfag

>>40377082
i don’t like listening to women speak

>>40377102
sorry

>>40377089
Nooooooo

>>40377077
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40377094
>it just DOES NOT exist in straight porn
One of the problems with blowjob porn is actually that if the head is good the guy starts moaning like a dying animal when he cums and ruins it

>>40377034
certainly on a spectrum...
>>40377041
she doesn't know
>>40377045
uh pornographic content in any form? like sure no one is exploited or hurt if ur into some gross anime shit or whatever but its still an ick, actually an even bigger ick desu
>>40377051
no also cope + seethe

>>40377080
90% of all replies in this thread are bronya

>>40377113
maybe i just need a coffee. so i won't sleep at all, i think its a good plan

>>40377120
i love you
>>40377118
i see.... that seems difficult i have sympathy for ur plight

>>40377082
wouldn't ever watch porn but that sounds kinda hot ngl...

>>40377120
Are we bronya?

Tranner gf that wears elf cosplay for me

>>40377120
i love you

bronya is omnipresent

>>40377134
you're bronya to me. you always will be
>>40377135
ill never be able to do this bcs it wouldnt be believable. theyll always just want me to wear the dwarf cosplay. thats hibernophobic u assholes...

>>40377134
The whole gen has been bronya'd but she's actually much less cancerous than many other tripfags so it's not that bad

>>40377144
I'm already inside bronya. L8tr virgins

>>40377110
Rosewood replies are always good replies

>>40377143
its all bronya all the time
>>40377146
im rly sorry i worry abt spamming here a lot i dont want to be annoying. but i really love everyone i like talking to them :( ill just work hard 2b a better poster so its less annoying
>>40377147
wuaow...

>>40377135
I’ll get the ear surgery in a heartbeat

>>40377157
bronya impact...

>>40377094
>it just DOES NOT exist in straight porn
it does. in sickening amounts
this makes me think that 30s of gay porn would make me drive nails into my eardrums
>>40377106
then shut up
>>40377051
that's clown, obviously
>>40377119
>gross anime shit
isn't that a little hypocritical? don't you spend all day playing gay anime boy simulator?
>she doesn't know
i srsly don't im puzzled what that could mean
>>40377132
hsts

I need to be teased about my kinks by a chaser irl

Post moaning male voice vocaroos

>>40377163
real tho! kinda always wanted it since I saw it

>>40377168
>this makes me think that 30s of gay porn would make me drive nails into my eardrums
it almost certainly would
>that's clown, obviously
yea i figured.... shes always so mad about some shit...

>>40377182
Haha you really want me to piss on you? Disgusting faggot lmao you really want that to happen haha? Holy shit what is wrong with you jesus christ hahaha

>>40377144
u cud do a good shedwarf cosplay tho

I should play pokemon x again

>>40377182
Fag bet you're into tummy punching

>>40377184
pleaSSEEEEEEEEE we got one once and its the best thing i ever heard. i wanna hear something like that again one day...

>>40377193
men only want me for my durable build that will survive a lean winter. i want to feel delicate sometimes too...

Chasers go watch 90 seconds of anal porn on mute and dub the top’s voice as a vocaroo

>>40377208
id take it at this point... im ok pretending...

>>40377189
not always
but yes, quite often. especially here.
>>40377184
men don't moan tho?
>>40377198
no you should play Arceus Legends again

>>40377168
it's not porn or even anime rly
>>40377182
this but voca tho
>>40377184
they won't

>>40377219
huhhh do u actually like arceus legends i totally couldnt get into it

>>40377208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvs2riQTMY

>>40377219
girl this is not the way to tell everyone you never pleased a man

>>40377219
I havent touched the switch games. they kinda dont have the same appeal to me ig

>>40377229
sex that sounds like this

>>40377230
lmfao

>>40377221
it's not porn but it's pretty anime and very gay
now tell me what yaoi without gaybois is im losing my mind over here
>>40377228
it's the long-awaited sequel to the hit 1994 game Pokemon Red & Blue, what's not to love?
>>40377230
no the way to tell everyone ive never pleased a man is this:
ive never pleased a man
ive had sex with a boy i think twice and he didn't cum either time

turned down a hookup by saying im waiting for a serious relationship to lose my girlginity i cant tell if you've all been a good influence on me or a bad one

>>40377239
dont play scarlet and violet or sword and shield they suck
just AL
it's nothing like them

>>40377249
they were making pokemons in 1994? thats like ancient i cant believe they even had computers back then

>>40377252
i dont believe you
>>40377259
they did
they even had internet but it was just like a big series of tubes

>>40377252
Cute and based

it'd be really nice to meet a guy that would break my arms or something.

>>40377249
this is such a reddit take
>>40377267
i swear its true i dont know whats going on with me. i hate the idea of virginity. mad now
i bet 1994 internet gay porn went crazy. waiting for it to come out the tube
>>40377270
dont call me based for that!!! that makes me feel like a chud!!! im woke!!!

>>40377189
true I'm professional hater
>>40377192
men itt too pussy to voca this
>>40377219
tf u mean they don't moan T°T
>>40377249
I said it's not for the gaybois. like a lot of yaoi or gay romance is for straight women, it's the really gross fetish shit that's actually for the gays lol

>>40377257
yea i might actually end up trying it out. seems a bit different. the rest seems so so bad for real tho. black and white are the based ones

Tried to put pickles in my wrap and the bottom of the jar randomly broke out while holding it and dumped a full ass jar of pickle slices all over the counter and floor
Mt. Olive, count your fucking days

>>40377282
bara is not gross fetish shit (exclusively)!!! theres a lot of gross fetish stuff thats undeniably yaoi!!! you know nothing of yaoi and yet you police it!!! one million years yaoi jail!!!

>>40377288
wish ts wld happen to me so bad id cum bricks

>>40376161
i'm afraid you are not correct in your basic assumptions about me
>>40376168
you either

>>40377279
Waiting for love is woke and based

Making the tranny explain the plot of her favorite yaoi comic and looking at her in disgust and she recounts how the top breaks the bottoms legs so he cant escape the sex dungeon

>>40377317
lol.........

>>40377313
thats ok im not usually right about anything
>>40377315
i just dont want to sit around waiting all my life for something that will never come.... i dont know if its stupid to hope for too much qq
>>40377317
yea theres um. there are certain favourites you maybe highlight to guys you're dating and certain that you maybe keep on an encrypted drive

>>40377331
lole

if I was a seal I would be fat. why am I not a seal

>>40377282
ohhhh i thought you meant not reading it for the gaybois IN it and i was like "why else would you read it that's the entire concept"
okay no i get you now
>tf u mean they don't moan T°T
men just like grunt and sometimes yell
ive never heard a man moan
thank god
or maybe not, because if i had i probly would have quit porn even sooner
>>40377284
Black and White is where Pokemon 1 peaked
but we Pokemon 2 now
>>40377279
>not cumming is a reddit take
i mean idk how it's a "take" on anything but fair enough ig
>>40377313
idk what you mean

i didnt even look up what this vitamin d3 + k2 shit is supposed to do i just bought it cause someone on here told me to. guess im just gonna take it for 100 days now without googling it. this is stupid LMAO

>>40377349
I wanna go back to pokemon 1 so bad i miss it

>>40377353
k2 is a mountain in nepal hope that helps babe

>>40377192
I don't like the piss but the humiliation part of it is appealing to me so I could be fine or even into it with the right mindset :3
>>40377200
not really but I would want to have my hands tied up to the roof and try it out just to make sure I'm not really into that and like it seems at least a bit hot

>>40377360
thats me if I was a seal. unfortunately its only a dream. one day maybe ill be able to be a seal

>>40377368
and theyre grinding it up and putting it in pills this is so messed up what are the nepali ppl gonna do. what if it avalanches. what if it was blocking the sun and they cant see now

>>40377353
D12 is eminem's rap group hope that helps babe

>>40377001
i actually do know one but he's bisexual lol

>>40377383
they fucking killed them and ground up their bones for my nutrition... modern medicine is so violent is this what all u /fit/ guys are doing all the time im kind of scared. who's next please say it isnt s club 7

i woke up today with a bubbly rash all over my body

funny that the only two people who have ever given me shit about being trans were so concerned about people giving me shit about being trans

anyway im never gonna get to take them bcs i cant get the child safe cap off im going to kill ymyself

>>40377393
Kon Artis and Swift Mccay had their bones ground up after losing a rap battle to eminem and Kuniva yeah

>>40377403
bronyita

>>40377397
Combined with your infection shit you should probably go to the hospital now

>>40377372
>I would want to have my hands tied
shibari would look very cute on you

>>40377353
u gotta take magnesium too!!
lest u clog ur arteries or something idk

>>40377292
yeah I'm totally policing rn! even with no additional gross fetishes it's still bara, and like trying to have romance there just turns out disturbing and wrong
>>40377317
listen...
>>40377349
ok whatever the noises men make are idc

>>40377397
Sucks about the aids hope you get better

>>40377412
i did they put me on steroids and a different antibiotic.

>>40377390
not possible he's lying

wait a minute
>>40377282
>men itt too pussy to voca this
clown telling the thread she's into piss was not in my fortune cookie today

>>40377425
you have a small mind

>>40377421
no aids its something else we tested for that.

>>40377421
lol

>>40377409
chat is this real are there usually stakes of this nature... im increasingly afraid of the outside world...
>>40377411
i fear i may be more of a bronyota
>>40377415
i have magnesimum arriving soon im rly excited for it... gonna sleep so good
>>40377417
u just hate gay men

>>40377432
omg I'm not!
>>40377437
uh cope

>>40377455
bronyoto...
>>40377457
i would like you to go elsewhere forever because i hate you

>>40377455
wait dose magnesium put u to sleep??? i be taking it in the morning

>>40377457
clown tell us more about how gay men are evil

I wanna go to the opera one of these days

>>40377465
this is gonna b my crashout era username like the "sarah" era or every time mef posts
>>40377469
i think its meant to be for sleeep? they told me to get it to help me sleep in here but i dont do my own research i believe basically anything a chaser tells me immediately unfortunately

I like clown shes the best tsundere in the thread it makes my dick hard

>>40377317
desu that's kinda weak
i want the bottom's brain so broken they don't even dream of escape anymore
just being tortured for the top's amusement some more
>>40377457
then explain why you want that vocaroo.

Taking my gf into a building with a big "opera" sign on it but after we walk in a giant pieces of paper falls of the sign revealing a giant T at the beginning of the word

i shud get a bf to piss my dad off but he’d prob just kick me out :/

>>40377479
>i want the bottom's brain so broken they don't even dream of escape anymore
>just being tortured for the top's amusement some more

this but completely voluntary and it's just dick so good it turns the mind into mush

i want to have gaysexaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>40377494
lsdkmflxcvkmklmdsf this is so fucking nothing

>>40377495
make him ur bf suck that daddy dick

saygex

>>40377455
well yeah... and we're talking about something made to be gross cus it's a reflection of what they want like.. that's the point
>>40377465
lmao girl join the line everyone hates me
>>40377470
it's wasted on u actually
>>40377479
they're too 'shy' to post vocas period let alone something like that

ATTENTION: BF NOW STANDS FOR BOTTOM FRIEND. BF NOW STANDS FOR BOTTOM FRIEND.

>>40377513
i've been in the line! i've said it before!

>>40377502
oughhhhhhh one day... one dayyyyyy.... oneeeeeee dddaaaaayyyyy

https://unsee cc/album#JP66qMNwU36M

i think it's only fair that i post this here if i gave it to the cisfchasers too.

>>40377514
Bottom chasers we fucking won

bottom friend

>>40377513
did you ever consider that some people don't like you because you're a hateful retard with no life

>>40377519
lol, what's ur reason then og hater anon?

>>40377524
I dont really want transbian used goods

>>40377535
your personality is just overwhelmingly repulsive in every way lol i don't know what you expect me to say. you are an awful hateful rat & you're boring & repetitive to boot

how do i find a top bottomfriend?

>>40377540
am i transbian used goods :(
im sorry ill work hard to make up for it

>>40377477
>the "sarah" era
is that really what you think of as my rock bottom?
Not even Ben?
it gets so much worse than that
honestly a lot of the time i was using that one just because the quotes caused it to sort to the top of my app's remembered tripcodes and i was too lazy to scroll down to the one without quotes
but then you have to ask yourself
why did i need to keep setting it again?
no my real rock bottom was using the straight flag to tell myself to kill myself and using a chaser flag (or just being anon) to hit on straight girls and posting a video of me slapping my balls on /b/
quotes are practically healthy
>>40377478
she's a bit more than tsundere lmao
>>40377502
that's good too but i like that better as erotica
if im reading hentai i go for the depraved stuff
>>40377513
>join the line
you are going to break >>40377478's heart
>they're too 'shy' to post vocas period let alone something like that
i understand what you're saying but im going to keep saying you're into piss because that's funnier
i hope you understand

>>40377551
Get yourself a rapehon

>>40377554
I'll use your goods, sweatheart.

is it "tsundere" to fake suicide attempts for attention?

>>40377559
i just meant the username im sorry
>>40377563
you would... really... ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄⁄)⁄

>>40377423
Hope you recover quick, hospital shit really sucks

>>40377572
very tsundere

>>40377572
yeah that's like classic tsundere stuff

>>40377572
Of course
She wants my attention so bad its the only thing she lives for its cute

my goal is to get dropped and fingered by at least one person for every post I make

>>40377530
u hate me cus I speak the truth.
>>40377547
>hateful
lol, if I'm boring tho it's cus ur not worth the effort
>>40377559
obviously trolling
>>40377572
never done that

>>40377608
I carry lube on me at all times just in case I meet you irl and have to finger you to orgasm

>>40377414
I don't think that full body knot would look good at me but it feels nice and I haven't tired to tie one since few months before hrt but I bet having hands tightly tied to each other would feel good with another person

>>40377624
you describe it like its a life or death situation. like im going to expire from a mysterious illness if i dont get fingered to completion RIGHT THEN AND THERE

>>40377562
no rape rape bad!!

killing myself because i lost 50/50 to dehya

>>40377572
be nice
>>40377613
you're pissing me off so im not going to argue

>>40377636
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeables allowimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

going to put on headphones and listen to osme of those diaperfag hypno subliminals to see if they help with my digestive issues

>>40377632
Imagine if the only time you met a bronya you didn't get to finger her. Would you not kys irl?

>>40377587
why is he SO FAT

>>40377637
k why tho

>>40377613
just stfu omg

>>40377634
Then why do trannies post about how they want that

>>40377640
but its the third time I get dehya its not fair
>>40377644
because HE EATS A LOT. he LOVES FOOD SO HES FAT

>>40377586
thanks i'm really tired of it, been off and on sick as fuck for over a month now with new fun things everytime i start to get better

>>40377417
I havent finished killing stalking but I was jealous about the Bun? (the bottom) when reading it despite being like 16ish and still would be desu so you can easily tell I'm doing very good mentally

>>40377630
We can get on of those chinese finger traps to try it out first before we go full rope knot and hands

>>40377651
why be nice or why are you pissing me off? idk which one you are
>>40377576
dw about it i just wanted to shit on myself a little

>>40377652
I'm barely even in these threads and ur rly seething
>>40377677
why ur pissed off obvs

>>40377657
its just cnc...

>>40377642
send me a good one

>>40377657
you should not concern yourself with these questions...
>>40377670
cute small cat

bf who doesn't want to rape me

>>40377698
is he a FAGGOT?

>>40377698
Who is he supposed to want to rape then?

>>40377703
Wow, look at him

I would like to be taken on a hiking date by a chaser. As you can see, I look passably cute in a hiking setting. Where do I find a chaser to make this happen?
https://unsee cc/album#hwG3tm5ZTCYb

>>40377698
real
like they're actually real and out there

>>40377712
yishuims

>>40377720
yishuims

>>40377723
Cute mountain girl what country

>>40377724
are they... seems farfetched
also i would like him to not want to beat or verbally abuse or publicly humiliate me

>curly hair
>delicious, meaty thighs
Is that boston?

>>40377733
yea i had one

>>40377572
no it's something else but I'm not weeb enough to remember all 57 types of deres

>>40377707
when mikey madison says that she wins a oscar. when kiria the boymoder tranny says that she gets boo'ed

im a strawberrydere

>>40377746
strawdere

I just want a bitch who hates me who i fuck

i kinda want to become a vegetarian or lacto-ovo-vegetarian but fishes are my weaknes..

>>40377751
I think its definitely the best kind. probably

>>40377684
that's not obvious
but what is obvious is why im pissed off
you keep saying everyone hates you and then as soon as someone says
>i like clown, actually
you dismiss it as trolling
that's fucking infuriating - and im not even the one you did it to i can only imagine how annoyed he is
your whole self-image is a kafka trap (im definitely using that wrong) and it makes talking to you so goddamn exhausting
SOME PEOPLE LIKE YOU
YOU STUPID BITCH
stop pissing that away

>>40377723
not in the woods, got to go urban hunting for a chaser

>>40377723
You look rly cute where is that? Virginia?

>>40377760
i'm a fishologist it's ok they're real dumb

What the fuck man, why does chatgpt therapizing me feel more useful than my actual therapist. First time using it

Maybe I'm just prompting it to spit shit back out at me that I want to hear

>>40377755
why tho

>>40377764
only people "like" her just want to fuck her, nobody actually likes her personality

>>40377773
Media convinced me it would be psychologically liberating

>>40377731
the US!
>>40377767
it's in Colorado! but I live on the east Coast in the south
>>40377766
I live in a big city, but chasers don't seem to notice me when I'm out and about that I can tell. My friends say I'm oblivious when people try to flirt with me though

>>40377779
My tranner gf's ass on Nigerian beef stew and adderall day

>>40377782
>only people WHO

>>40377691
I've never seen a good one
>>40377643
no!!!! because there's always hope that we might meet again!!! don't give up so easily anon!!! there's always hope!!!

>>40377787
can I be the gf in question i really want both of these things

>>40377786
>I'm oblivious when people try to flirt with me though
Most guys will only flirt when they are 90% to 120% sure that the girl likes them back. And how big of a city are we talking about?

>>40377787
whyimisty yeeims vilimenttoeable matoeable

>>40377806
how do we get the chasers on here to flirt then... we have no information about them at all so there's no way for us to like them... i guess im attached to a few regardless tho

>>40377782
i mean maybe
but she wont believe/admit that much either so it doesn't matter

im gonna sleep i think goodnight thread

>>40377827
dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim matoeable anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40377764
they were so obviously trolling tho, unless it was u off trip again and that's why ur mad ofc
>>40377782
not a single person wants to fuck me

Little do the name trannies know i have both thirstposted and shitposted them the whole time i have been here

>>40377840
we know anon

>>40377771
Therapists just fuckin suck, GPT is imo more appropriate for the task of listening and offering gentle feedback because it doesnt carry personal bullshit and assumptions with it everywhere (not really but you know what i mean)

The problem is actually getting gpt to change your behaviors and improve your life. That takes intuition and long term problem solving. But the first phase of therapy, just listening and mirroring, is perfect for gpt

>>40377842
Dont let him get to you babe im real and i really do love you

>>40377782
also that's not true
i like her personality and i dont want to fuck her
i dont like all of it, obviously. a lot of it's very annoying and/or obnoxious
but there's an interesting person in there

>>40377849
im at peace that even a guy who i find one day to pretend to love me will probably shit on me behind my back or if we run into a friend of his in public... ive gotten used to it

>>40377664
cmooooon anon just tie me uuuuup whats the big deal my mateo tomateo

therapy is evil npc cult

>>40377723
Arizona
Great desert hikes here but you have to wait for late fall/winter to enjoy them unless you're suicidal. And then northern AZ is only a 2 hour drive away for arguably better hikes any time of year
Need to go on a hiking date, was really getting into it last winter now that I'm not a fat bastard anymore
Cute af btw

>>40377869
>esl
>untreated mental illness
Hi twinkchan!