Thread 40383293

>a boymoder police offer shows up at your door
>she's shy and timid, her hair long, her skin soft, her boobs visible through her uniform
>she informs you that your entire family died in an accident
wat do?

fall to the ground and sob at her feet.

Rape. Violently.

I don't open the doors for pigs so I'd probably realize it was all a dream

I reject the offer

Welcome her inside and ask to her to tell me what exactly happened over some coffee. We'd probably sit at the table in my kitchen. In those old shows cops always sit down at the kitchen table when they talk to witnesses or deliver news for some reason and I think aesthetically speaking they were onto something. My dinner table is not much bigger but it is a a bit fancier and arguably it would feel a bit too familiar or intimate even for such an occasion.

>>40384066
the geometries we live in...

>>40383293 (OP)
start a new family with that boymoder duh

>>40383293 (OP)
Tire iron

>>40383293 (OP)
I pull her into my room and ask how it happened. The sense of relief on my face would probably explain more than anything that I couldn't really care for much, so long as the house is legally mine. I might weep a bit for the younger brothers, but not much at all. The weight of the stress falling off my shoulders would overcome that.

I'd keep her in conversation, and give her my number "in case you need to call me again" before winking. Mind, the room she's in has computer stuff and a blahaj. She'd have to realise, especially when I wink.

have my way with her ofc

>>40383293 (OP)
my family is dead to me already so idc

t. husstuss boymoder

>>40383293 (OP)
This was almost a fun boymoder thread .___.