Thread 40387387

What's your favorite kind of cookie? I like oatmeal and chocolate chip.

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>>40385473

Some people are weird as fuck. Saying dogs to rape me and wishing my death. What the actual fuck.

>>40387402
mondays amirite

>>40387359
Guys never predated on me despite being the usual shy submissive uwu guy, is that a good or bad thing?

leadpig stinky std ridden hairy shithole

>>40387387 (OP)
All the traditional christmas cookies the wonen in my family make during that time

oink oink

bit obsessed luv

>>40387412
Were u active on grindr and bars\clubs?

>>40387402
I have worse planned for you. A semen gavage.

>>40387387 (OP)
hello marina
>What's your favorite kind of cookie? I like oatmeal and chocolate chip.
I like the white chocolate ones that subway has

Me and Anon

>your therapist is a 4channer
grim

>>40387476
i do like evangelion

>>40387402
It's only 1 rabid Ukrainian immigrant with a gaping stench pit of a rotting hole, and no friends.

Ughh, why are dragons so HOT?

I tried being with a guy a few days ago. Hadn't done homosex before but was curious if I might be into it. Didn't get fully hard though, so the results are inconclusive.

>>40387402
It's probably best to not let them bother you too much <3
How are you feeling? Are you okay?

>>40387423
Oh yes!! Those are delightful! I like the one shaped like a Christmas tree.

>>40387466
Hi! And wow, those sound good! I've had white chocolate and cookies but never white chocolate cookies! :o

>>40387479
it might help a lot of people here for their therapist to have that knowledge

>>40387479
Howling

How is everyone doing on this fine Monday? ^-^

tiddychomp rawr

>>40387456
No thank you.
>>40387493
He only calls me pooner and sometimes post Russian s getting tortured or killed. Not much anymore he probably has me filtered again. Many people have said for me to die, several men wanting dogs to fuck me. Creeps out there
>>40387499
I'm pretty good. You?

>>40387466
>that subway has
euro larp foiled lol

>>40387437
no

>>40387528
i want you to drink cum and love it. I'd never say those things you you timmy

>>40387538
OMG STOP

>>40387528
Does it matter? He's a psychotic pedophile. I remember how used to brag about how he filtered rodney but he kept replying to his posts.

>>40387547
I won't love it

>>40387549
post those big thick meaty American thighs luv o.O

one piece of 90% Lindt cocoa dark chocolate a day is all you need

>>40387566
mines different. tastes like mtn dew code sperm

>>40387540
then how were they supposed to predate on u then

Just wait until you guys find out we have Pizza hut and Mcdonalds too
>>40387577
Actually so good. I remember being so into Lindt as a kid and teen

>>40387583
, I don't care, im not enjoy snotty feeling mt dew

SEX WITH TWINKIES

>>40387552
how old is your bf?

Gooning and edging oiled up teen cock

>>40387437
i wish i had the personality for that stuff but it's such a turn off

Reminder to fuck and dump your freshies frens. Trying to have a relationship with a teenager is miserable

>>40387610
Late thirties

>>40387528
I'm glad you're good! I'm doing well too! I just got back from going to the local coffee shop with my mom. ^-^

>>40387625
i know a really hot guy thats 19 and i could fall for him easily but dear god i do not want to date a 19 y/o

>>40387577
I like dark chocolate but 90% is too dark for meee
I prefer 60%

>>40387609
I used to eat those haha

>>40387629
In dog years?

>>40387596
But the whole point of fucking a man in his head is to convince him that he actually wanted fucked in the head. The swallowing is symbolic of the success or failure. Not swallowing symbolizes the very free will that getting fucked in the head is supposed to eliminate in a well trained cumdump. Cumdump, its literally in the name.

>>40387629
ok...

>>40387655
kek

>>40387670
Why do you say?

>>40387679
nothing. i hope you guys are really happy together

>>40387595
>Lindt
it terrible by now, they r selling the worst milk chocolate easter bunnies for the highest price and dont care
absolute garbage

>>40387691
its a larp

You ever get so horny you want everyone under 40 at work to take their shirt off

I hate chocolate.

>>40387727
For me it's their shoes and socks but yes

>>40387625
>Trying to have a relationship with a teenager is miserable
>>40387636

meh, whats the problem?, dictate the rules, if it runs it runs

>>40387586
I mean, what could stop them outside of those places.

>>40387647
wtf cannibalism...

>>40387577
https://nypost.com/2024/11/14/lifestyle/lindt-makes-bombshell-admission-about-its-expertly-crafted-chocolate-amid-lawsuit/

"Lindt, a gourmet chocolate brand, said its delectable goodies are not “expertly crafted with the finest ingredients,” as the packaging suggests."

Are you a Jew that means to persuade us to eat poison? Is that your game, Goldstein? You want we should gorge ourselves on lead and cadmium from your drugstore chocolate until we wither, shrivel and die, eyes bulging and screaming from the poison? Is that it?

>>40387727
i would have jerked long before that....

Look at this tasty beauty.

>>40387748
is this regurgitation???...
wtf kek

>>40387743
My modus operandi lately is to never jerk off and only fuck. Failed the other day because i had a failed hookup with a puto mexican so i had to do it myself.

>>40387549
stop posting

>>40387727
>everyone under 40
My gray haired drooping man tits and sagging, creased leathery spotted skin is as valid as anyones.

>>40387748
Did you make that salad yourself? Either way its a fine sammich. That is spinach, no?

>>40387764
yeah did that when bttming
very helpful being on extreme edge

vomit au gratin

>>40387759
Chicken salad. It's so good. Buttered, toasted brioche bun. Swiss cheese, spinach. And the chicken salad I'd added a touch of seasoning salt and smoked paprika; A little sweet sriracha. Then we have celery, red onion, apple, pecans and cranberry

>>40387784
Thank you, and yes.

Beatles
Real love

>>40387792
You have such a sophisticated palate and broad culinary talent. I remain jelly.

>>40387736
Nooo it's cakeabalism

>>40387792
whats the point of onion and celery in there

i am racist :)

>>40387771
dont let KNOTME see this image he might get horny

>>40387387 (OP)
there is this italian cookie with nuts or chocolate chip, there is something peculiar about the dough taste, kinda smokey caramel, ate like a kg of them once, stopped that love affair lel

>>40387828
Thanks. I just look up recipes and copy stuff I like.
>>40387831
Taste, texture and nutrients. I think the celery is what makes it a salad.

>>40387625
Not true, my bf loves me and I'm very less drama.
>>40387656
I'm not a dog, I don't get trained you faggot

>>40387868
...the Taste of raw onion and celery doesnt go with the that mix imHo

i lucked upon a 5/5 melon... not a completely terrible day today...

Not sure about this gay stuff anymore, might just settle down with a fat chick.

>>40387924
>might just settle down with a fat chick
Try Thorny

>>40387924
shiza is already taken

Subhuman nigger neet

>>40387932
u as dumm as troonsvckr , anon!
your joke makes no sense cause i aint that fat!

At least you know thorny isn't a mod because he can't tell anyone apart lol. Every anon is methy

>>40387915
I like the bite of the rawness. Also salt and pepper does a lot. Oh yeah. I forgot to say I added lemon pepper.

Gratz, on the melon.

>>40387954
Could've fooled me because you talk like a fat person would.

>>40387963
methy frequently ip jumps and ban evades
he got banned and multiple anon posts got deleted lmao

I'm level 19 on my Conjurer now. The loop is pretty basic. Just cast Aero every so often to tick damage, and keep casting Stone; Heal when necessary. And I guess Repose if you really need to sleep an enemy.

>>40388002
What a legend. I hope he becomes gay one of these days and breeds me. He's such a Chad stud.

Who killed the dog?

Dumb asses think they can 'train' me kekk

>>40387892
>I'm not a dog, I don't get trained you faggot
This sounds like brat baiting. I will not beat you. Capture, detain, use pain, drugs, guided interrogation, looped messaging, gaslighting, noise, isolation, memory reconstruction, horror demonstration, sleep and food deprivation, perhaps. But no beating.

a 40 year old homeless? ok lol beetles reel luv

>>40388055
>force me force me!
this is cringe

>>40387963
i didnt say the poster was tsuckrr

and why would i play unpaid garbo here!? i might be menthol but i am not Insane

>>40388094
Submissive are cringe
>>40388059
Ooooohhhh

Brigitte Macron was clapping Manny's cheeks at 14. Really makes you think don't it?

>>40387983
oh yeah? wanna roll-of?

>>40388112
no one wants to tard wrangle the 30 year old bottom who wants to pretend he's a pouting baby, or an unwilling participant. just my opinion.

Thirty year olds are a challenge because they believe they know things, like what will means. They think it means something they can decide consciously.

Have you ever seen an OF guy so hot that you almost want to subscribe?

>>40388127
You're right, but wrong about me

>>40388178
25 to probably 39 is the true gay death.
Too old to be a twink
Too young to be a hot daddy

>>40388198
no but ive seen some hot enough to dm

>>40388198
no I'm bored to death of porn I much prefer using my imagination

>>40388198
Yes and then I look at their coomer profile and I realize that I was wrong because they're not that hot on camera

How old is timur really

>>40388204
Ok

>>40388271
I said anywhere from 16-58 guess which gg chooses to believe?

>>40387855
Sounds tasty! If you remember what it was, I'd like to know. I'd much appreciate it! There's a store near me that has lots of imported foods and might have it.

>>40388285
why wont you just say

>>40387748
Looks good! :D

>>40388302
He's the biggest lying larper here

>>40388302
I like when people guess

Imagine Connor McGregors massive dong destroying your hole. I wouldn't shit right for MONTHS

>>40387924
I've considered what dating a woman would be like. I'm just not interested in sex.

Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess
Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess
Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess
Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess

>>40388319
18?

>>40388204
Aww <3

>>40388322
he posted it?

>>40388322
>massive
lmao
the only good thing about it is it’s uncut

actually never mind, i just saw his face. i don't care what his dick looks like

>>40388329
!

>>40388344
Azealia Banks posted it

>>40388360
he wouldn't want your crusty hole Crodie

>>40388024
Nice! I'm glad you're enjoying your game.

Cant remember if I took my pills or not so if I take them now I might take 2x dose
>>40388373
I saw that lol

>>40388373
i've never been less interested
>>40388384
he's not gay so who cares

>>40388337
Good guess

“not a good fit” has become a catch-all phrase the rapists often use to avoid taking responsibility or naming uncomfortable truths

God forbid they offer an ounce of accountablity, vulnerability, or honest self reflection despite demanding it from their clients.

Oh, and if they start to feel even a hint of guilt? It’s not a cue for introspection, it’s “impostor syndrome.” The emotional Febreze they spray over their own mess. Did I do something wrong? Of course not. I’m just being too hard on myself. Poor me. Forget repair, time to buy a little frappe-mocha-coco drink and call it self-care.

The whole profession can go fuck themselves with a baseball bat, preferably one with splinters.

>>40388322
massive is an overstatement hes really short but it is a good sized dong

>>40388394
People who aren't gay can still have boyfriends
I think

>>40388416
It can hold up a free weight

i think i'm gonna be single for the rest of my life :(

So they've been sending each other nudes and today she decides to expose him? The foid menace...

Marina are you like a "bi in theory" kinda person

>>40388418
fuck off and die

>>40388432
I love her so much

>>40388394
Yeah no kidding. That's why he's attractive.

>>40388428
yeahpp me too, king

>>40388446
if you think that's attractive you need help

>>40388446
The fact that he's so douchey makes him hotter

>>40388446
He's so retarded but that only makes it better

>>40388462
You're delusional. This cesspit of fetish worshipping is not the real world. I've never seen a fag with swag like Connor has. He's a man, not a mouse.
>>40388471
Exactly

>>40388432
dafuq. wtf does he mean telling her not to rat then

>>40388437
I don't know what that means. I've never had sex, so I suppose it's all in theory?

>>40388446
he is literally 5'4 - thats why his dick looks 'good'. Its 6 inches max

>>40388514
he has a woman dumbass
I swear some of you people are illiterate and cant make one google search to put context together

>>40388428
>>40388461
That's not true, Anons. I'm sure there's plenty of people who you would be compatible with!

>>40388535
You sound upset like he's personally taking dick n ass away from you lmao clam down you're not competing at his level baby

Why are you guys gatekeeping being gay you can't gatekeep that trans men are just as gay as you are and thus can post in gaygen

>>40388588
I am okay with all trans people <3

>>40388535
5' 8" manlet who has the heart of a lion. Overcoming fear is what appeals to me, not being a lifeless boring boy mannequin for life. You should have a few scars or it means you weren't trying.

>>40388588
go away little girl

troonsucker out. now

>>40388614
he isnt 5'8 lmao

>>40388531
Marina...
>>40388588
im fine with it even if its a little lame they dont have dicks

>>40388629
and you havent done anything with your life at 40 so what

>>40388629
Yes he is.
>>40388634
Every tranny wants to date a woman. It's why that's all you post in here, pics of foids.

Zzz...

>>40388641
I'm the one defending him you fucking aids brained monkey.

>>40388614 this was me

Get the rotten smegma out of your nose

>>40388654
>Every tranny wants to date a woman. It's why that's all you post in here, pics of foids.
not a tranny and I want to date a man actually

>>40388617
Idk how to explain this but there’s something very unflattering about a speedo. Even when hots wear them

>>40388671
lol trannysucker always here

>>40388672
Well prove it. Posting walls of cis women is what trannies do because they're straight men most of them.

>>40388629
he fought at 5’8” he’s short but not full leprechaun

>>40388685
He always falls for the bait too

>>40388685
Unlike your dad i'm always there for you lol

>>40388634
Hmm? :)

>>40388688
>Well prove it
noo im good :D
>>40388716
Have sex!!

yfw 25 year old bottom

>>40388734
I look like this

>>40388733
need u r worded luv

Imagine eating this good

>>40388755
the scrandemic

bottoms be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gekvMh0ZeGY&t=62s

>>40388754
>r worded
You calling me retarded? D:
>>40388755
I need to cook for you

>>40388705
unlike your brother my dad wasnt ass fucked and left for dead

Stop fighting. Beatles real love! <4

>>40388821
lol yes spread love! not hate! empathy! teehee hate only shows the ugly soul that matched the outside

>>40388755
yummy

No weapon formed against me has ever prospered
Gaymen

>>40388683
wrong

Damn, for some reason I want to seduce a monk and make him chose between me and his faith.

>>40388775
ya retarded bottom that needs corrections

>>40388847
begone bastard devil

>>40388774
These are really relaxing
>>40388861
-_-

Screaming

>>40388733
so tired of you posting this old lady who hasn't done an album in 14 years

Ok going to sleep goodnight
>>40388877
For a while she was on a nonstop hate campaign against everything Sweden so I was so happy when she admitted to finding the summer here beautiful and apologizing
>>40388892
ok I'll stop for tonite

>>40388784
>>40388821
>
>
discarded

>>40388892
Quite right, kids today should be posting Tori Amos and Belinda Carlisle and whoever else is popular nowadays

>>40388837
God marked you with skin leprosy to warn us lmao

>old lady who hasn't done an album in 14 years
Me with Sky Ferreira

>>40388913
night normie. wet dreams.

Mercury poisioning is bad.

>>40388821
lol shit song
I’d want to die to if my brother was fucking me to that

>>40388784
how's your sister doing?

>>40388945
Troonsucker raped/killed his brother while listening to Beatles real love and that's why his parents disowned him and he lives in a train station

>>40388961
Wait is that what the mugshot is from? Sick. He deserves the treatment he gets in life

>>40388938
night
>wet dreams
hope not
>>40388932
Been on a night time my time bender lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFZCyoHfI7Q

>>40388961
lmaaaao trailer trash activities

>>40388983
modethy hick activities*

Just flame out already and spam child porn and dead bodies so you can pass out in your own diarrhea puddle fatso.

>>40388974
I LOVE SKY FERREIRA

a daring synthesis. 2 washed up has beens joining forces to seethe at handsome men.

so many obsessed labubu's
how long will this continue for?

>>40388974
Muah *kisses your forehead goodnight*

if you say delulu labubu outloud to someone 3 or 6 times you will make them go crazy

the only time we have a normal dialog not caring about some random poster is when y'all talk about food

Fuck you gays, I'm buying a monchichi instead.

>>40388872
but I wanna tease one and make him uneasy :<

>>40388967
Yes he did time for it
thats how he lost his job as a medic and now lives off govt gibs in his moms house. his father disowned him after he fucked his brother

Someone told me that my dick looks ginormous and I'm wearing shorts in my profile pic :/

How desperate does someone have to be to rape their own brother? I bet he was uggo too so doubly desperate

yummy!

>>40389075
he said on vocaroos he was on drugs at the time and not in the right mind

>>40389083
Drugs aren't an excuse for raping and killing your brother
Even meth

"There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth..."

Prophetic.

1) if someone killed their brother and raped them they'd be in jail for a long time
2) i highly doubt someone is going to admit on vocaroos they raped and killed their brother

i don't get the point of this made-up BS, is it because he called you out earlier in a previous thread for having pedophile tendencies?

either way i really don't care about any of this

>>40389083
>was

>>40389126
lmao

>>40389083
Babe if he's online he's on drugs

>>40389083
>not in the right mind
that's what collapsing your life at 40 does to a mfer

Having a lovely conversation in another tab with a twink from another board, while the gaydead vermin's sewage brains spew filth itt.

You're alone forever.

>>40389070
your dick looks really small, i can't even see it, have a pic?

>>40388733
I have no partner to have sex with

>>40389145
https://litter.catbox.moe/i4n3f0usuh79s90t.jpeg

>>40388913
Goodnight <3

>>40389166
s’alright. nice balls

>>40389166
would

https://voca.ro/1ejKhNKYBTS
tsucker isn't the only one who can post rambling voice recordings

My daddy nick fuentes has slain destiny and candace owens, all thats left is that little coward ben shapiro :3

>>40389075
Wait wait wait WHAT happened?? Wtf did i miss?????

>>40388774
That was beautiful, ty. Its rare that I get to see nice new stuff here.
<3

Person calling me tsucker is a troon lmao

>>40389166
moar

Umm if you want a tattoo what condition would your body need to be in? My understanding is; If youre too fit and muscular the tattoo would get worse over time because you become fatter as you age, if you get it while chunky it stays the way it is forever because you cant reasonably get any bigger only smaller, and if you are average you are always at risk of distorting the tattoo because you can get thinner or fatter. Does my logic check out?

JK Rowling is the executive producer of this new Harry Potter TV series on HBO... thoughts?

>>40388614
5'8 is not Manlet

>>40389219
Why did u delete it i love listening to vocaroos

>>40389166
uncut chorizo

>>40389419
The shotæ are cuter

>>40389166
somebody lied to her several times because it is none of the sort

I'm fighting a losing battle against my weight and body hair it's like every time I shave it's coming in two times thicker and there's more surface area to shave I've reached complete twink death

>>40389443
https://voca.ro/1ejKhNKYBTSe
I accidentally deleted a letter sorry lol

>>40389439
how tall are you? if you say guess I'm filtering

I'm actually too fat to shave i lose my breath while I'm shaving and I feel like I'm going to pass out

I'm sorry to announce that the ice cream made by the novelty clothing brand is... not very good

>>40389487
CRYINGG-

>>40389419
I will never take psychedelics with others cuz I'm terrified I'd say something I could never take back.

>>40389166
Post ass showing balls hanging now

Going from 115 to 186 is like I'm carrying around an unruly toddler everywhere I go

how do you know if you have lumbar lordosis / anterior pelvic tilt or just a big butt

I think tsucker is a chaser, obviously, but its more complicated. I think he is fascinated by them because he wants to learn to be one, but do it undercover all sneaky like. He is deeply ashamed of his homosexuality, and thought it would be easier to pass on gaygen without blowing his cover by pretending to be an actual man, under the guise of a straight troon chaser.

Yet he is caught in conflict; he hates women but is hated by everyone else, including himself. He thinks that by becoming a woman, he regains control of his life and that which has wounded him that keeps him terrified, and can destroy both and finally find peace.

By becoming a woman, he destroys himself and all the shame he incurs, as well as destroying the enemy that has tormented him so by becoming one.

Its not that he wants tranny cock because of some attraction, but because he thinks its a path to understanding how to become one and leave his disgrace behind in an old life while manifesting in a new body.

He's quite mad, you see. Thats why he doesnt fit in anywhere.

>>40389498
I want to cry because i still use my old pictures and get lots of taps and messages but I can never meet the guys because I'm too fat and hairy and old now

>>40389521
>Gif
Giwtwm

>>40389487
I hope you get better, is this weight gain a form of self-punishment and purging of your sins.

Joe Rogan is fucking dead.

biboomer just wrote a book about me, shame I'll never read it.

>>40389546
Come on man. Don't let me get excited like that

>>40389552
a high school dropout would consider 4 paragraphs a book

>>40389587
>an hour
Huge lowball there

do you guys think trannyslayer will treat his future bf like his brother?

>>40389606
You mean all the drugged rapings? I assume he suicided.

show us ur bedroom

>>40389580
a magna cum laude scientist with no friends :(
blow your brains out hermit

>>40389628
I did once and some fuck here called it bottomcore

>>40389644
schizo chimping out

Shave my balls, trim my bush, couple passes near the hole cuz maybe... just maybe this time around things are gonna change

omg it burns so bad when i shit owwww

>>40389644
take your meds

>>40389507
post ur chub, i dont believe it

>>40389543
the weight gain is from aids medicine

>>40389606
>>40389521
take your meds schizo

>>40389606
forcing him to listen to beatles - real love on loop?

>>40389664
Dumped by a homeless skunk because you look uglier than the homeless men he's used to dating lmao

https://youtu.be/kIolFRc6JaM?si=9Xmqgu1Zoyg4nvjD
I have to be honest there was a time in my life where I could go out and do whatever I want and that's just not true anymore

>>40389502
dude this. people always look at me like im crazy when i say i only do high doses alone cus they think you need a trip sitter or something. nigga i dont want someone to see me acting like a drugged out caveman speaking gibberish. that shit would GIVE me a bad trip

>>40389688
iphone
>>40389695
laptop

everyone rightfully hates trannysucker itt

>>40389502
>>40389702
weak minds

>>40389685
I'm fat fat fat

>>40389685
it's truuuueeee ;o;

>>40389707
never even heard of trannysucker before you kept spamming about it

>>40389719
No one believe this

If before at 130 I was gay fat then now I'm gay obese at 186
I can barely roll out of bed

what the fuck

>>40389702
>>40389502
took acid with an ex and he started crying asking why i don't fuck him as much as before

>>40389707
You have no friends and you're hated by everyone. You can't even buy friends.

>>40389485
real and relatable kween

>>40389717
sexoooo i love chubby guys

>>40389733
projection

>>40389743
>>40389743
>>40389743

>>40389739
Skunk said you gave him money to be your friend lol. It's over you old fruit.

>>40389710
More like deep secrets. I don't want people knowing my shit. I still want to get invited to parties after.
>>40389702
I don't mind acting like a fool. I do that enough when i'm sober already.

>>40389752
not him schizo lmao more than one person thinks youre a dead end loser here

>>40389764
don't care you're a faceless anonymous faggot you have no value

>>40389772
what value do you have at 40 living with you mom with no job?

>>40389732
Case and point gentlemen. Gotta keep my shit locked and anything that weakens those walls gets ejected into space

>>40389764
I have been enjoying it though, ty

>>40389772
this faggot thinks trips and namefagging is the pinnacle of posting on 4chan. put your trip back on then and stop being a coward

>>40389486
5'7