Thread 40387896

>browsing Grindr
>numerous bottoms have "looking for straight dads" or something to that effect in their profile
What causes this level of cognitive dissonance? If a man is willing to fuck you in the ass, he's obviously at least bi. It seems very tranny-coded.

>>40387896 (OP)
the same thing that causes heterosexual men who use grindr to literally name their profiles "straight daddy" or "married" or sm shit

>>40387896 (OP)
They're trying to humor delusional dl tops. Calling them straight makes them more comfortable and less ashamed of themselves

>>40387944
I'm straight man into having sex and loving other straight men.

>>40387999
Wrong or only half right, I think the bottoms fetishize the idea of a "straight" man fucking them more than the tops care about it. As a top, you can get 5x as much attention from bottoms on a hookup app if you just put "straight dl" on your profile whether it's true or not. It's even more effective than lying about your height or dick size or any other factor

>>40387896 (OP)
idk, but since I deleted my profile pic and changed my bio to "DL straight married dad" I am literally drowning in bussy.

>>40387896 (OP)
Is there anything more phony that the holohoax?

>>40388000
ask them why they remain married to cis women and call themselves that to fuck guys/trannies on grindr. i don't know why someone would do that

>>40388410
Women are fuck, date and marry.
Men/trannies are just for fuck.
You can have the best of both worlds if you follow my instructions.

>>40388211
Yep - I always put 'bi top' in my profile at 30 years old despite not having fucked a girl since I was 19.

Works like a charm

>>40387896 (OP)
My muddah survived 17 death camps, in one when brought to the gas chambah she said “mein gawd its hitler”, causing the guard to raise his hand in salute. He accidentally hit the light switch and she escaped in the dark

>>40387896 (OP)
>>40388655
>>40388211
It doesn't really matter if it's true, it's just a signal that I want a non-effeminate strict top

>>40388690
Cope.

>>40388686
My grandfather was at auschwitz, they had a contraption they would place over the heads of the inmates. If they didnt solve a puzzle fast enough it would close over their head killing them. The puzzle was brutal, the guards would place the key for the contraption behind the eye of the prisoner, forcing them to try and cut out their own eye. To them it was a game

>>40388711
Not sure what the cope is, obviously I know some guy fucking me isn't straight because I'm a guy lol

gay homophobia leads to trannies

>>40388655
>always put 'bi top' in my profile at 30 years old despite not having fucked a girl since I was 19.
Hmmmm.
I always suspect when I see a "bi top" on apps and they don't want to plow feminine people exclusively. "Bi tops" into mascs give me massive "closeted gay vibes".

>>40388728
My great grandmother was at Dachau. One day the guards took all the prisoners to the woods, where they would shoot them. But the guards didnt know about the local population of ewoks. The ewoks ambushed the nazi storm troopers and helped the prisoners escape. They were able to successfully attack and destroy the shield generator in time for the Red Army to storm the reichstag. My family still has several helmets from the storm troopers, and we bang them like drums around the fire.

>>40388816
My great aunt Shemla was in the camps. The guards were clever. They would paint elaborate images of tunnels on brick walls and leave cars unguarded, tempting the inmates to steal them. When they would try to make their get away they would drive right into a wall. They marked it as a suicide. It was horrible

OK I’m done

>>40388848
>neo nazis being lowkey gay

You love to see it

>>40388895
No big thing honey

>>40388895
At least i know how to please a man

>>40388211
Same, especially from cute 18 and 19yo twinks the amount of them in my dms begging for my cock has multiplied immensely since I changed my age to 40+ (even tho I'm in my 30s) and put straight dl dad