Thread 40391403

first for poopjeets

Be honest

>>40391403 (OP)
WIlliam Fichtner? I like William Fichtner.

>>40391428
Youre a loser buddy

>>40391434
would put in a hog tie and fist your guts out til you piss yourself

>>40391303
I'm not good at drawing but here you go

>>40391455
kek

>>40391444
destroyed him

>>40391444
https://voca.ro/1atKKZbB3kx9
>>40391455
Lmao

>>40391455
me on the right

>>40391522
https://voca.ro/1igcKQbBAS5s

Do you feel more threatened by binary or non binary trans people?

>>40391551
lmaaaao

>>40391551
kek nice one

no one gives a shit about troons

good morning!!
>>40391455
eww

oh my fucking god it hurts

why are you always outside

Imagine Gd getting his PhD and all anons will have to bown down.

twitter down I should just kms

>>40391721
Did you sleep?

I like talking about nice things

>>40391721
Good morning! How are you?

marina is too pure for /gg/

>>40391758
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/13637501/#13638449

>>40391745
Such lovely cats

>>40391738
https://voca.ro/16cyMAeOgiX1

cornering a cute monk in the monastery
he knowhs e can't cry for help because it's late at night and the heavy rain is muting all the sounds
as he tries to escape I pin him down on the floor and sit on his tummy
he tries to resist, but I hold down his wrists
I lean foward and start sucking and kissing his neck
"b-begone foul demon!" he yells as he twists, but I have a strong hold on him and proceed to lick up to his ear
"you are all mine now, no one can save you, I'm gonna suck you dry" I whisper on his ear as I feel his hard bulge with my leg
"noooo... my vows..." he whimpers and a small tear rolls down from his eye

>>40391745
Please don't do that!
But posting cats is good!

>>40391758
Haha what do you mean?

>>40391825
Yes!

>>40391758
pure shit more like

>>40391816
https://voca.ro/1hV8BjGBRsPB

>>40391897
Kill me, Pete

I'm actually unemployable because of my arrest warrants lol. This is interesting.

>>40391912
methy...

>>40391912
>active warrants

>>40391897
Noooo D:
Give me a hug, Pete

how do i get a cute bf

i don't like men with beards or high pitched voices
sorry
sincerely, me

>>40391930
>>40391939
https://voca.ro/1egn6rEU2UGM

>>40391959
based

I want to rape every bit of pain and traumatic memory I have out into some dumb helpless terrified twink, preferably straight. Giving him a huge dose of PCP and me on crystal meth and molly.

>>40391956
go to the gym and gay bars and pride events

my monk erotica was good, give me a (you)

>>40391981
What about it bitch

I could potentially have over $1m net worth soon if crypto keeps going the way it's going, but I don't even know what I'd do then. I'd probably still be a virgin and never leave my house

What are some nice conversational topics? This is one I came up with:

https://voca.ro/15ScFMFGyUcc

I've bought btc now and then since I was like 17-18 but I always end up spending it all on drugs lol
>>40391746
Yes
>>40391751
>Good morning! How are you?
Im good just showered and getting ready for work. How are you?
>>40392074
i put jam on mine

Is going on sniffles while in a monogamous relationship considered cheating?

>>40392111
YES

>>40392111
duh

>>40392111
Why would you even need to be on there if youre in a monogamous relationship?

>>40392107
Oh nice! I hope you have a good day at work. I am okay! I will be going to a birthday party soon!
And ohh I've never had one with jam but I think I would like it!

I mean it. All I want is to rape a straight twink and force-feed him PCP while methed-up. Rage fucking his tight little hole until he's sobbing. I have some much hate inside me.

>>40392146
https://voca.ro/14YofGYjtAzL

made him cum hands free while holding him down by the neck full force with slow strokes

i want chinese loving

>>40392170
I want someone to lay in bed with me so I'm not alone

>>40392133
devilish
>>40392146
jesus christ D:
>>40392169
omgg I love him
>>40392174
gay ones are scary but idk I feel kinda bad for Dahmer he seemed so lonely

>>40392198
Me toooo <3
It's so cute!

>>40392156
I'd never be a fat clown. I hate fatties. I'm fit so these straight twinks would be lucky to take my dick into their tight holes. They'll be moaning daddy and begging to have my cum in them.

Also those guys were losers. I'd be super cool and blow my brains out before I come down from the meth.

>>40392174
I agree. Most faggots are despicable. Ted Bundy was a straight Alpha male. I would only rape Betas. That is the hierarchy of manhood. Beta twinks get raped HARD on meth.

>>40392198
https://voca.ro/1gtk7NCkhxAN
>>40392206
https://voca.ro/1hGCUOb9mpHv

>>40392174
I don't know much about people with criminal records :c

>ctrl+f voca.ro
>22
Cmon now bruh this is getting ridiculous why don't you use omegle or just join a discord

>>40392222
https://voca.ro/1eB7CnSs95zz

>>40392238
I'm gendomming you sissy

>>40392244
You're bishitting brother you're bishitting hard

>>40392230
Was that meant for me? (๑•﹏•)

>>40392250
You love it sissy your genhole is so gaped right now
>>40392251
No sorry

It just makes the thread not even worth trying to read because I'm not going to listen a TV episode worth of some guy I don't like yapping to understand the conversation
Like congrats, you found a place where no one can make you shut up. Wow. So alpha.

I'm done vocapooing. Thanks for listening fellas

its funny he's too afraid to go out during the morning or day and work out like a normal functioning member of society

>>40392263
I made you do this b t w, proving myself to be the real gaygen dom (switch)

>>40392261
It's okay <3

>>40392263
Thanks for stopping by!

>>40392270
It's funnier that he thinks wandering around parks for a couple hours is any decent workout that impresses people

>>40392263
How sad is your life you have to post a screenshot of some timer to prove you go outside to the 4chan thread? How bad do you need validation?

>>40392270
>>40392273
:/

>>40392279
/:

JUST
https://youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls

Beagles reel luv

4chan

why walk when you can ride

>>40392328
my boyf frfr

Shiza when are u gonna move to asia and get a harem

bottom croissant

>>40392334
She can't she got stunlocked by ordo amoris

didn't know he needs a cock ring to keep it up.

She kind of nasty about it. Someone sends you a nude, it's only common courtesy to not tweet it jfc

No one cares

I think this guy nailed it. Not only is she black and worthless, she immediately narked on him

>>40392372
*
>>40392370
Yeah they do. And you guys are obsessed with straight men, so shut up

>bf asked me to share location
Do you guys do this with your boyfriend?

>>40392360
>>40392365
apparently they've been sending each other nudes for a while. i hope he leaks hers too

>>40392365
depends. unsolicited nudes are public property

>>40392365
Then she went on to say they've actually been sending each other nudes since 2016, which was probably her way of trying to take the heat off, but was actually her admitting to posting revenge porn. Dumb bitch!

methy

>>40392381
with my what?

https://youtu.be/i3Jv9fNPjgk
She'll kill u bitch

>>40392383
just have Lil Nas X wear a $13 Halloween store wig and it'll look like azealia. chick is nasty
>>40392384
I'm not making a legal argument you wonk, I'm saying leaking nudes is bad form. Means you're a sleazy person.
>>40392387
True that anon she's going to lose so many followers over this. It's totally unfitting to her image too to be a narc who snitches on ppl.

sending people your dick is sleazy

>>40392396
Oh…. Sorry….. I.. forgot about the accident…

>>40392406
You're so dumb lol it's sleazy to send unsolicited nudes and she's just being based for outing him even after he threatened her. Dude deserves it and she doesn't care about followers.

>>40392406
i still want to see how rank and nasty her pusy is

>methy is the obsessed azelia banks poster
unsurprising

>>40392424
sorry i just need to stare off in the distance right now

>>40392440
He's a rat

>>40392434
She said they'd been sending nudes to each other for almost 10 years. Do keep up.

>>40392447
Source?

Gossipy little liar fluffer cuck making shit up to defend some big dicked retard that he admires because he takes steroids

>>40392443
If you need anything let me know…

…I miss him too anon.

methy this methy that god damn you're obsessed, get a fucking life

Hi I hope you're feeling well and having a good day

Methy this methy that
Get your front teeth fixed and clean up already bitch

>>40392463
*whispers* 8 inches of thick hairy uncut cock

>>40392454
https://x.com/azealiaslacewig/status/1944805793712218596

>>40392472
No. No, I won't let you relapse like that. I could never forgive myself

>>40392486
She's joking

>>40392434
>>40392436

https://voca.ro/111Efu16ITbY

>>40392495
OK honey.

>>40392506
>>40392501
https://x.com/azealiaslacewig/status/1944806118166868165
WHAT U GON DO WHEN I APPEAR

It's like right wingers don't actually know what trolling is because they are FUCKING RETARDED

cant cum from dick again ggwp

It's the autism

>>40392520
>revenge porn is OK when it happens to people I don't like
Common Deborah L

>>40392527
It's a W
All actions are valid against my enemies

>>40392532
kek

Bro she's itt
https://x.com/azealiaslacewig/status/1945017469891924016

>>40392523
u need slayer to give you mind blowing prostate gasm

>>40392544
Lmao this is the same bitch that spent days spiralling out and then started a lawsuit for $1million because Matty Healy said he was going to slap her if she didn't leave Charli XCX alone.

azealia can do no right, she is always in the wrong and thus we stan

Are you not entertained, chuds?
>>40392555
Yes, a massive troll that got her fame by ragebaiting. It's an artform.

>>40392556
Look into eyebrow threading bro
It would improve your appearance a lot

>>40392554
Ouch got damn thanks Azalia

>>40392524
I think you might be right
Fuck
It's another skunk

i dont even care about the dick its genuinely just a bother i was only yerkin it out of habit and cause i thought maybe i will get to top a twink one time in future

>>40392561
Nice body~

>>40392568
I'm not familiar with the term but okay, thank you

>>40392523
just use vibrator sis

>>40392565
Yeah, trolls spend days recounting the abuse they've suffered in the past because a tweet from somebody else forced them to relive it.

Oh wait, I'm talking to Deborah, the self-professed troll, so actually you DON'T support Azealia, you're just pretending to xD I'm so silly.

>>40392584
No I do support her I just don't know what you're talking about, and assume that if you think her other tweet was serious that you probably misread things often

>cause i thought maybe i will get to top a twink one time in future

Here's an entire thread of them wanting your kielbasa between their cheeks

>>40389911

i dunno wat gives motherfuckers the idea that they can fuck with me. is it because i look small and weak or like i'm some 20 year old newby? bitch thinks he can get under my skin at the end of my shift, lol, nah. you just walked up to the king of trolls.
i can run laps around his feeble goddamn mind, and i will make him regret ever speaking to me. fucking bitch. i'll be your boss soon enough

>>40392588
shut up nigga bitch

Like you don't get it, she regularly lies about doing things to piss people off. That's the bit. You then read those things and assume that they are real, revealing yourself to be an idiot.
>>40392592
Anyone can fuck with anyone but u go anon harness that rage

>>40392592
rape him freshie. show him who's boss of the Dunkin night shift crew

>>40392593
Chasers want your meat in their hole retard, and some of them are twinks. Have at it, they would love a dominant pork chop tranny ordering their ass in the air.

>>40392595
So you think this is a bit that Azalia and Connor arranged? I think he's married

>>40392611
Methy how could you methy cope cry shart

whatever gonna make coffee and pick herbs in wow

>>40392609
I think that you are cursed to step on rakes forever and ever and ever
It's just azaelia trolling
Connor actually sent an unsolicited dick pic, azaelia lied about doing it back to him because she knew it would make Connor simps go nuclear level mad, as it did

>>40392613
not who you think it is faggot, try again

Now she makes Connor simps look like clowns getting ratiod
You are like little babies

>>40392615
>>40392625
Me when I do schizo-tier mental gymnastics

>>40392614
LOL u so funny sheezer
>>40392615
I just checked, he's so fucked. He has a live -in wife and 4 kids with her. They've been together since 2008. She's going to take he's gold leprechaun cape and pointy shoes in court. You then everything is a funny 4chan styled own t the normies because you've spent your life on 4chan.

>>40392631
Me when I am dumb and stupid and a retarded retard as a joke (You)

>>40392621
You sound like you're venting here like a woman would.

>>40392633
Check again and this time realize that I'm right about everything and smarter than u by a substantial amount

I love coffeeee
Yes I dooo

brekkie

>>40392633
whats so funny nigga bitch

4chan always flips my photos

>>40392648
worked

>>40391741
Ged

>>40392637
You've never been right about anything the whole time I've known you. You said this was a gay couple killed by a homophobe trump supporter, when they're a straight couple killed by an illegal immigrant.

>>40392661
Backpedal harder to something else you are wrong about. Your iq is sub 100. Unlucky :(

>>40392650
u spending your morning picking video game herbs you are so funny sometimes but also a bitch and an asshole

>turning 22 next month
>still only really attracted to twinks

How cooked am I? I really don't want to end up like those boomers still chasing twinks on grindr but I'm worried that's my future. Will attraction change past like 25/30?

>>40392678
yeah its called the herbalism skill i also have skinning on my nelf hunter

>>40392670
K have fun being the gaygen Azalia Banks trolling people, except you have 0 followers and the only people that remember your name is the workers at Arby's that roll their eyes when tubby walks in the door for the 4th time today to order more cheesey beefies fatso

I have my highschool degree

>>40392693
Interesting

Why do I even try teaching them lol yea you're right azaelia is just evil and bad and Connor is epic good guy chungus le epic :D
>>40392697
Ur mad cuz u made a fool of yourself AGAIN
Stop being retarded and then getting mad at other people for it

Is having a fake eyebrow shape the only way for someone to love me?

>>40392715
No marina because I love you

>>40392715
No it's going outside and talking to people and spending time with them

>>40392719
<3

>>40392720
Okay
Do you do that?

ishnu-alah nigga

So what did we think of it

>>40392745
Yea, but everyone has times where they do it less or don't feel like it. You have to force yourself even if it's uncomfortable at first.

Me rn this is actually a video of me whenever marina posts

>>40392764
Okay, I will try at my next social event <3

>>40392783
Haha ^-^

>>40392783
Slayer believes you

OK sleep time I keep taking naps in the evening and it's got my shit all fucked up

need

>>40392816
Goodnight Debaser <3

>>40392820
Yeah :c

>>40392831
Gnight :)

I'm a squirter but only since I've gained weight

CATS are SO SILLY

>>40392847
whats the most depraved sex thing you've done? aside from catching aids that is

>>40392857
he said he gave himself parasites on purpose before that was when i started filtering his posts

>>40392857
I don't want to say

>literally tell us you have a an incurable disease thats highly stigmatised by society
>refuse to tell us what other dirty shit you've been up to

>>40392857
Probably ate a turd if I had to guess. Fine dining.

Oh you pretty things!

boikisses

shiza orders the dirty egg roll

I love the idea that a higher being is grooming us slowly over multiple lifetimes to make us perfect in their eyes so they can finally take us to their hidden place.

Take me to your hidden place

>>40393089
youre telling me a cn twink rolled this egg??

We are not this body. This name. This timeline. We are ancient divine beings in temporary skin, dancing through the human experience, trying to remember what we’ve always known.

big squeak in a small package

Sounds nice but I'm not high enough for that. You smoke entirely too much marijuana ma.

want a hubby who likes to cuddle and play vidyagaymes

>>40393133
its not about being high or low it's about centering yourself inside of the storm that's always brewing

>>40393140
Idk anymore. I used to think life and my life had great meaning and potential but now I think we're optimistic and hopeful until youth fades away, and the reality of life sets in.

>>40393137
most medicated poz guys have undetectable HIV in their blood and very low levels of HIV in other body fluids making it virtually impossible for them to give someone HIV but he should just say "i'm undetectable"

>>40393137
Literally it's just a little bit plus god is on my side he has a plan for all of us and my plan involves getting sick

>>40393138
can he suck yuor di*k while you play vidya ??

God knows I like swallowing pills dry and he provided

>>40393156
>>40393158
just a little bit pozzy haha xoxo
lil pozzy :) ;3

thank God this mosquito bite swelling went down, I was starting to them I was getting skeeter syndrome

xxxhottiewithabodyxxx@hotmail.com

>>40393183
xxxxhottiewithoutabodyoranameoratimelinexxx

Omg guys it's true that I've had some problems in my life but just because of that doesn't mean I'm not worthy of your friendship I have a big big heart okay I love you

>>40393199
what's a recent act of kindness that you have done for another?

she's spotted him

God gives aids to bad people

>>40393206
I give people gifts all the time

>>40393218
'the gift'?

>>40393218
uhm

>>40393229
No I'm not typhoid Mary fuck off

Time to listen to all the vocaroos missed >.<

>>40393238
>caliboomer tries to explain how he's so much more mature than everyone here for the 1000th time and that we all need to get a life off the internet

People who think a game review means laying out the entire plot

>>40393242
I like him even tho he wanna kill me lul t_t

>>40393238
Don't. They're a mistake. I don't have a good life.

I need to stop posting here. Gn

>>40393252
bye gurl labubu bless you

I'm literally not even gay lol oh what a mix up.
>>40393270
Hey thanks you too

they starting to make labubu's with peepee's now

I'm sick of how slow the monorail in Rollercoaster Tycoon goes when it's going uphill. So this is the power of electric vehicles, huh?

weird vibes itt

>>40393298
I played that game so much as a kid. I love it.

>>40393303
what do you love about it?

>>40393246
I don't. I just have anger issues and need help

>send pics
>Guy says dayum your fine
>Tell him we need condoms cuz I'm pozzy wozzy
>Gets blocked
Every single time

>>40393306
I love sim/sandbox games where you get to be more creative

>>40393311
you can go to the Grindr filters section and just make it so you see other poz guys

>>40393317
There are no poz guys in my area

23andhiv

>>40393313
how come? does it satisfy a primal urge of some sort?

It's funny how old people morph into adult sized babies like this. He's like the infant version of himself, but 6' 4". My parents are going to morph into babies again eventually.

i'm squeaksexual

Nothing's real. It was all for naught. Why did I let it get this bad

im juat gonna say it
masturbation in the mornings us just better than sex
tired warm soft plump
no bodies to move, no physical exertion
no dirt
just u and your Pralle Wurst
can edge just how u want it
end it when its time
browse idly
do weird flexes
just comfy
https://sendapic.xyz/view/he4ItE

>>40393367
is that marina

>>40393345
he is just fat

>>40393246
you are schizoid
>>40393298
post park

>>40393243
what the plot to checkers?

>>40392756
he uggo
dont test

>>40393367
transition goals

>>40392702
trailer park boys would have fucking loved u xD

>>40392650
lol aluminum spoon... come on

ssris give me diarrhea. my bottoming career is over

six sex posts, in row i rule

>>40392107
post hole

never let hoe ass niggas ride

Taking in slayer like a stray cat and fixing him into a healthy mentally sound young man

I need to find a bottom to choke on this shit asap

>>40393336
I don't know... When I was little my favorite toys were ones with creativity involved like legos and knex.

taking slayer into my basement to make him into my little beaner slave daddy. tying him up and whipping him if he refuses my cock in his ass

Any other tops also experience this same issue?

>>40393450
sometimes i can talk to people but they have to be cool

>>40392847
oh lawd that bussy can squirt

>>40393381
No this is
>>40392556

>>40393431
Thanks . I think I'm cooked but at least some people tried to help

>>40392751
ughh night elf kino. i want to live in teldrassil

>>40393450
i hate that shit

>>40393450
never had that

fuckkkk i need some hairy brown cheeks to use as my pillow god damn it

i have hairy brown cheeks

>>40393609
come to florida

tfw no fluffy werewolf bf with a reasonably sized penis that i can take

bring this back

uwu

Evens i date the next person to post
Odds i date janny
Sextuplets i date thorny

Hi

>>40393664
phew

Bumble butt

>>40393670
Marina my betrothed, fate has us we two aligned.

>>40393693
>>40393693
>>40393693

oh fuck yeah comb that hair baby