Thread 40393693

>>40393693 (OP)
about a year until i turn 30
still a touchless, handholdless, kissless virgin
should i give up?

>>40393696
yep, time to kys

labubugen

>>40393696
i would sex you anon

i'm 35 and i never even had a bf.

>>40393696
post face or body

Big boi and small boi squeak~ >.<

>>40393721
Is your bf a huge guy?

FEET

this is my bf. yes im aware someone posted his picture as the OP pic for the current bigen, odd coincidence. ill catch whoever is using his pics and smash their labubu

>>40393691
Oh my goodness!

Eating Marina's poop!

>>40393722
yeah in my imagination

>>40393743
Ewwwewwweeeeeee

>>40393743
kek

i want santino to blast me with his farts

@shiza

>>40393747
admit it, you would love it

>>40393745
It's bad for me too. Please stop pretending to be that other person. It reminds me what I fucking loser I am
. I hope you get a bf soon

>>40393759
im both of these at the same time

do i play project epoch

Good morning

X3

american life insurance is about to force feed amerimutt fatsos a drip diet of glp1 meds ROFLS life in a hellhole

>In other words, better adherence leads to healthier patients who cost insurers far less over the long term.
>Insures are already starting to hunt aggressively for these partnerships because this stabilizes their financial projections and reduces expensive claims down the line.
>These partnerships could easily become multimillion-dollar deals, once generics and new GLP-1 entrants push prices down, opening the door to serving hundreds of thousands of customers every month and making this a fantastic win-win-win situation for patients, insurers and private companies.

>>40393792
putting two fingers in your nose and tanking

Is this a good look for me

>>40393801
would a dog fuck gd? probably not

also, im officially french - drank a double espresso, ate moldy cheese, and smoked a cig - im a cartoon, i also hold my pinky finger to the side :3

>>40393801
is the steel bucket where you drowned the kitties in the picture, schizo?

hiring GD to rake my neighbors annoying dog to death

>>40393816
I would simply not fuck a dog

>>40393829
were you crying!?!?!?

>>40393816
>i also hold my pinky finger to the side
a wut???

>>40393833
Yes the tears took my makeup off

>>40393833
i would be too if my country got pillaged by poopjeets

>>40393844
haa. gheyyyyyyyyyy

>>40393847
is it cus ur going through the twink to bear transition?

>>40393854
I'm not a bear I only weigh 200 pounds

>>40393851
im a full blow gaylord faggot cocklover buttslutt cumdump domtop

>>40393693 (OP)
Omg my new BBC dildo arrived and it's heavenly: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0D8F29D9F

I loved sliding every last inch into my sissy pussy. It's the perfect size too. Husband dick. My BBC husband needs to be 9"x7" at least

>>40393858
give it some time

>>40393859
okay ... but i dont agree with domtop

>>40393815
>>40393829
Yeah that beard really suits you kinda daddy af might crush the next gen of schizo freshie twinks soon

>>40393865
Why are there so few men with dicks like this? It's sad. Only one or two of my BBC friends are even near this close.

>>40393815
what age was your first sexual experience? testing something here

>>40393886
>>40393865
get a new gimmick, bl**gma the velcro head

I wanna fuck a guy in the ass while getting fucked in the ass by another guy and sucking a 3rd guys cock at the same time.

>>40393891
I'm not telling you creep fuck off and maybe consider medication

>>40393894
I genuinely think bottoms in this thread should buy the dildo I linked. It's literally the perfect size. Every last inch fit perfectly for me

>>40393847
Its giving

>>40393902
post open hole

>>40393693 (OP)
I hope this creep fucks off too didn't see this till now but I doubt he's 18 which should result in a b&

>>40393865
>>40393886
HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

gd is just not interesting anymore, he peaked at killing that hamster and ever since then it's just a snooze fest, he's the DSP of gaygen, but he begs for attention instead of money

>>40393911
You just say this because you want to bait me into killing animals and posting them but that would be stupid and get me arrested not falling for it

>>40393873
oh if u knew what goes on in my head, youd be surprised

>>40393865
oh great it even has a not shit colored version

>>40393902
>>40393894

She was so based

>>40393902
there's no way that fits into me dafuq

being american must be fucking boring

>>40393949
not if you live in central alaska where u can get stuck out in -40 and freeze to death

>>40393943
I assumed the point of the movie was to instruct white guys that the noble way to treat absolute trash women was to behave like a literal retard.

>>40393957
Alaskas winters is warm compared to parts of Canada that are landlocked because it's by the ocean and receives warm weather from it

>>40393967
anchorage is warm yea but fairbanks gets cold as shit

>>40393922
>if u knew what goes on in my head
i really dont wanna know lel

choke bottom to death while breeding him

Would you???

>>40393986
hell yea

>>40393986
only if he marries me

>>40393986
No

So apparently methy spent all last night doing an unsolicited podcast giving his deep thoughts on rape, and ranking serial killers according to his sympathy for them while stumbling along a ghetto thoroughfare ranting into a phone to 4chans gay thread to no one in particular, and yet wonders why he is viewed by most as a freak needing drugged incarceration.

So all I'd like to know is if there is anyone who doesn't notice hes a psycho sociopath because whoever doesn't is someone we need to flag also.

Also, I thought you might like to know that your thread is dead.

Why do skinny black dudes have such big dicks? It's literally some BBC gene they get.

ms. hariss*n "velcro head" sch*rr

>>40394031
Was he doing it ironically?

One Piece is not a good anime.

>>>/int/212788452
That is one thicc D

>>40394066
It's average

>>40393949
i feel bad for mongrels, and not in a sarcastic way. the privilege i have is beyond comprehension and i say that as a poorfag with less than 20k in assets. so imagine, then, the lives of tens of thousands of people who can afford their $5-30m mansions in this city and its surrounding counties. it's no mistake, this land is blessed with natural beauty and literally perfect weather, like i cannot stress this enough. the climate of every other state is basically shit compared to here

>>40394078
You're average

ms. i-cant-even-pay-for-the-dick-i-want schurr

>>40394066
Smaller then mine.

>>40394096
me when I lie

>>40394096
hi timurlane. pls dont throw up your food after you eat it :s

>>40394055
No. Not at all. He was deeply convinced he had some insight to impart, spending enormous time reviewing murders and parsing them for merit based on his own alleged sexual interests and standards after digressing from various hypothetical rape scenarios and rating them also, occasionally stopping to laugh at his own jokes about them.

In his universe, he is normal. I asked because he apparently thinks people in this thread have some empathy for him or can relate. Granted, we have a few edgelords that someone like him would not be able to detect as trolls joking. But he seems to think we generally relate to him enough to accept his batshit thought process.

Specifically, he seems to form his views about sexual minorities entirely from 4chan threads and never once has cited an anecdote describing contact with anyone in real life. He interprets every group and thread that has rejected him as being the people who reject him in real life. He is building his reality from the disgust people online have for him and then imagines them as groups to analyze and dissect to discern their motives by type, rather than take the more obvious conclusion that he inspires revulsion from everyone regardless of their type and adjusts his sexual interest accordingly. Which seems to be his main driver, a long unresolved desire for sexual validation from anyone.

He genuinely has no idea that he is batshit fucknuts. He will go out roaming the streets again tonight doing the same thing and probably every night until he mentally breaks.

>>40394066
why must people get so many tattoos

>>40394143
makes it easier to survive in prison

>>40393986
Will he give me a discount on rent

Day 8908654790 of no dick

>>40394143
I want a majora's mask tattoo

>>40394218
that's not even a good zelda game, get real

>>40394232
IT'S THE BEST ZELDA GAME YOU PLEBIAN

>>40394239
Not whomever you're talking to but Link's Awakening?

I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night

You abandoned me on the side of the highway
Which highway
The highway of life

a need

Can't even eat 2 sandwiches without gagging. Fuck my stupid life

My life is over my love is gone

Would you date someone who had that crazy painful russian leg lengthening surgery?

>>40394282
You never had a love, gd.

>>40394285
nah
short guys are cute

>>40394318
Yes I did I was dating him since I was 17 and then he done left me for a younger guy when I turned 20

do you like this show?

>>40394361
>a nibba on the background
no thank you

>>40394239
>Plebeian
No anon it's pleiadian

I'm an expert on interdimensional aliens

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices sometimes love will kill you
We can't always have what we want because that's the way the world was and because of the things we done in it

Interesting

Trying so hard to be the gg lolcow, shits getting stale, come up with something better

>>40394354
this story just gets better and better

>come, give me some massage, mate. i already got the oil ready
what do? :3

Sometimes I wish I had loved more and had made choices that made more sense for that outcome but I chose to be the way that I was what for my upbringing and what I saw around me

>>40394424
for a second i thought that was pirate software

>>40394424
It's not my fault! He said he wanted it's polycule but I said no to grooming teens

>>40394427
1 night with my head between those thighs would heal me

Is there so much hate for the ones we love
>There is thunder in our hearts

Anyone who horny posts here is a bigger lolcow then me

>>40394280
I finished the sandwiches and didn't throw up. Progress

Hatterine

>>40394473
oof

>>40394280
>>40394474
oh oh oh ozempic

>>40394461
I don't think that's possible sis

dont understand the daddy fixation with gays
when i was growing up all i wanted was a brother type figure

>>40394487
What does this mean

>drink monster
>focus and inspiration comes flooding back
grind o'clock
>>40394507
Both are hot desu

confirmation bias is so sad. you people are nothing like me, you're disgusting and i'm pretty sure a lot of other gays think so too

>>40394442
what if i tell you that pic is ai, anon?

>>40394543
what is sis yapping about
>>40394546
that ok I've been thirsting for husbandos since foreva

>>40394558
in that case, i hope your thirst gets quenched soon before the end of this year, sis

Serenity.

>>40394578
Obesity.

Why gays have so much incest fantasy

Thoughts on the new hagrid

>>40394137
I tried many times before, but I reakize it's stupid so I learning self control instead.

How are you?

>>40394125
I posted pics before.

>>40394609
isnt nick frost only like 5 foot 7

twitter is still down ughhhh this is unbelievable

>>40394662
is it

>>40394631
heh

>>40394685
yes im going crazy i need my politics iv drip

I learned yesterday that I've been running and jogging wrong. The foot goes heel to toe. Now I know why I get shin splints before lol

Australian bf by 2026... it has to happen if I believe hard enough....

Dundertale

gm
https://litter.catbox.moe/ey178k40ff8kd9wo.jpeg

>>40394723
why do u want an aussie

can you imagine:
instead of lotion dripping on his toes, it's cum.

>>40394662
what do u read on twitter?

>>40394772
They're hot people, I love the accent, they're really chill and funny cunts...

>>40394723
such a cute accent

>>40394764
Ethnicity?

>>40394774
i think that was the idea

>>40394775
i mostly talk and read about aussie/us politics with some bl/yaoi art sprinkled in
>>40394764
does having that much pubic hair not feel itchy or annoying?
>>40394776
‘they’re hot people’ surfers maybe…
>>40394777
r u talking about bogan accent or what

Imagine waking up next to your bf every morning and he greets you with an Aussie accent, I'd fucking melt

>>40394781
Latino
>>40394794
Just a little sweaty

>>40394723
I believe you can manifest it sis.

>>40394764
*sniff*

>>40394794
idk

https://unsee
cc/album#HL51hVsOaF1S

>>40394860
Nice

>>40393759
me on the left

>>40393693 (OP)
Not a cisguy but id fuck those feet

>>40394852
do u have an example…

>>40394809
you're a piece of shit that no one likes

snuggling with delta while he plays pokemon

>>40394860
Genuine thoughts?

>>40394951
Post to catbox

>>40393693 (OP)
>hairy legs
amazing

>>40394269
PITS
PITS
PITTTTTS AAAA-

>>40394970
https://litter.catbox.moe/nhjoadt89kq1x26p.jpeg

>>40394893
not really
bogan is kinda cute too

>>40394924
I was playing wario world 4 last

demented individuals obsessed with trying to control people. sick, twisted fucks who have no right, absolutely no right to be calling themselves gay.

fishing

>>40394994
Thank you.
It's OK

i want a hubby who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me :3

Don't think I could emotionally handle a husband with a huge dick. Like g I gotta get to work I can't be limping all the time, I'm trying to go corporate.

7" MAX but decent girth. A girl's gotta live too

The term Husband/boyfriend dick exists for a reason

why the hell did links awakening get a remake
shouldv'e been majora
or at least ocarina

>>40395040
we all do

>>40395066
Not all of we.
I want a bf to cuddle and shoot pewpews with. I have him. I love him so much.

The problem is you people think you can only be a vidya game nerd or only be a fun enthusiast. Life is about occupying the borderlands. Some of you are too afraid to be there though, because your life has been dictated and decided for you.

Be an individual. Enjoy the things you enjoy unabashedly. Gaymen.

>>40395066
Can I see your big cock?

>>40395147
gun enthusiast*

Modern guns are much prettier then old guns.

>>40395148
live performances only

>>40395181
lol when’s the last time that happened?

>>40395192
I may have been the only audience member but still

>>40395124
you shouldnt have access to weapons

Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk

>>40395244
Were not doing the religion thing again right now

delta is so pathetic he cries about being lonely and uses his tears as lube to jerk off

>>40395247
ƿhy not?

>>40395233
Why?

>>40395265
you people have no respect for it

This might sound crazy but I'm an obese gay man and I'm attracted to fit, lean, toned men. I like muscles and athletic builds and thick dicks and I just need to accept it. I'm not attracted to other obese men.

i want to marry a chubby hairy guy

>>40395297
You can only do this if you are a cute twink

you guys like to talk about love and marriage but honestly this is out of reach for most straight people, none of you will find true happiness unless you discard the shackles of your heteronormative conditioning, embrace the depravity of your faggotry and be happy in your hedonism

>>40395297
Your love will make him fit unfortunately

I want a cold twink aspie bf but instead I get 80% humidity and migraines :'(

>>40395307
femtops aren't re-

I dunno what I want for breaky before my weight training sesh

>>40395307
Belly shirts on guys makes me feel homophobic

Bellies on guys make me feel horny

>>40395317
Imagine seeing this in broad daylight and you just decide to sniff his ass for no reason

Just realized my bf left a hickey on my shoulder/pec and you can see it in this tank top I’m wearing
I’m a whore

>>40395394
wtf

Twink pits

>>40395466
gorl that a twunk

lmao is that a pit pic for ants

>>40395474
There’s overlap between twinks and twunks

cant see shit

>>40395476
It was from Facebook ok

>>40395491
ok creep

>>40395492
Fuck u

>>40395515
weirdooooo

>>40395466
Hey isn’t that the Nicki guy who broke up with at Frenchboi Pierre

Pietro

>>40395521
>Nicky and Pierre
Fags who make their relationship their identity are the fucking worst

>>40395255
I'm too emotionally numb to cry

Here comes the hurricane bitch

>>40395520
you silly

Convicted felon

Why do white boys smell so bad

It’s like they refuse to not stink until they hit 25 or something, but sometimes even men in their 30s stink like armpit.

And they aren’t fat either they’re just dirty and messy and lazy to do hygiene.

Pietro singie

https://vocaroo.com/1ld6y1GZJjwf

Need a stinky spicy Arab or Indian bf

>>40395617
the stinky boy agenda is coming along well I see...

i want a stinky man to force me to smell his pits and pubes
nothing's more erotic than a man's manly musk

>>40395617
This is so Azealia Banks coded

>>40394764
>>40394994
fuck i missed them

>>40395667
You can have them sis

White boys these days refuse to trim their pit hairs and pubes and you can always see them poking out at the gym

>>40395777
Hot

FVCK MY NOSEUSSY WITH THAT BOY STANKOCK

i scrub every square inch of my body in the shower asscrack included and i still feel like im a stinky smelly boy throughout the day
i even swapped to using a benzoyl peroxide soap bar but the paranoia endures

>>40395777
guys trim their armpits?

men are supposed to have stinky hairy pits and pubes
take that femboy shit to the other generals of /tttt/

>>40395804
men aren’t supposed to put their cocks in the shitholes of other men tho

I have actually gone down on eighteen year old pimply faced boys. They’re cute, handsome, but greasy. They usually tear up when I swallow their load. It’s like they didn’t expect someone to be so intimate or affectionate with them. They’re like lost dogs and don’t know what to do. But as soon as they finish they don’t want you to leave, like most older men. They likely have self esteem issues and deeply want validation or comfort or companionship.

I see it growing in men, as they get older, as though they refuse to mature. More do I see grown men with these attributes. This generation failed people under the age of thirty.

no wonder masc4masc is so popular, only they can endure each others stanky ass stank

All these bitches on my

>>40395813
Half true. Men are meant to stick their penises in a hole. The proper hole would be the vagina. HOWEVER, a hole is still a hole. The penis was made to enjoy the hole. Any hole. As long as it’s not painful.

>>40395828
dick cause i look like jk rowling

Where did this anti-pit-hair/anti-pit-stank brigade come from? Oh well, more for me.

>>40395817
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be emotional and intimate in private when you’re an older male. Men just shouldn’t make themselves look weak in public since there are people out there who will take advantage of your weakness, even if it’s not traditional weakness. Arabs know white people are suicidally empathetic for instance. They laugh at us for being so nice. Too nice.

Its homophobic to say that anal sex is gross

>>40395851
it's the trannies, bishits, and chasers from the other generals projecting their deranged fetishes on cis gay dudes

Miracles and wonders- a thread without screaming fat people.

colin powell chain and you know im straight thuggin

no wonder the gay community hates asians, since most of them lack the ABCC11 gene

>>40395821
What fems love a stinky boy

>>40395700
so fucking hot. i want this and nothing more..,

Cooper Koch is now a first-time EMMY nominee

>>40395899
is this a rhetorical question or…

>>40395893
We don’t hate Asians we’re just not attracted to them. We don’t choose who we’re attracted to

>>40395916
That was a statement hoe

You know what's a funny word? Poontank.

penis

its gonna be a coinflip whether or not I pass this precalc exam tomorrow. I tried my best studying but sometimes when Im given a question I just blank out and forget. after getting the first major step out of the way I get into the groove of things. im scared bros. professor has chilled out at least but only after half my class dropped out after only the first week, only 8 of us remain.

>>40395969
are you the guy who is doing precalc for the third time?

How do I fix my leaking cock?

hahaha holy fuck im in the trenches learning about metal beam deformation and what i beam is best to use for a type of weight it will support and this guy is worrying about y=mx+b

>>40396013
get some fag to suck it dry

>>40395975
yeah well I took it in HS and got an A. and the second time I stopped showing up to uni cos i had to work a lot and had money issues during 2021.

>>40396013
put a cork in it

>>40396027
No one wants any of this.

The new king of pop incoming
https://youtu.be/nEBVuZbX8VY

>>40396019
deform my guts with your beam

>>40395893
Asians lack body odor. It sucks. I want to sniff an Asian pit and smell something, not nothing. Apparently only like 2% of Asians have body odor. It’s shameful over there to put on deodorant.

>>40396029
then don't you know it already? maybe offer the prof sex

Need to be stepped on by a stinky foot as he jerks off above me, calling me pathetic

sniff* *sniff*

i-is that a BOY I smell?

*sniff* *sniff*

mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....

*sniff* *sniff*

it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!

if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!

>>40396049
Cute ai twink. This is what twinkbots will look like in the future. With customizable body hair ratios too of course.

>>40396058
only if you first apply an alternating shear force to my beam and cause it to experience an internal load and angles of deformation relative to my fixed base

>>40396091
Only trannies lose their minds over boy smell. Normal gays just silently scream. Normal gays don’t talk, they just bury their face and nose into a smelly crevice.

>>40396091
this shit reminds me of those old british 'scally lads'. they used to be into sniffing skinhead sneakers and shit. based

I hate it when gym teens talk and mindlessly start twirling their armpit hair. Do they not think it looks gross? Do they not think it makes me want to grab them and sniff them all over?

i don't think that's normal

I never notice a difference between boy smell and girl smell except the genitals

>>40396132
WTF?

I want to sniff a guy before and after a shower. Just for science of course. Bury my nose in his armpits, chest, belly button, bush (hopefully untrimmed) and butt crack.

>>40396132
There’s science to this.

Male BO is closer to cheese, while female BO is closer to onions, but there is still some overlap.

Some ethnicities like E. Asians lack apocrine sweat glands and don’t produce inherent BO at all.

loving the boysmell appreciation here. id love to just cuddle with an older man and bury myself in his armpits and chest hair.

>>40396146
>armpits
Pencil shavings
>chest
Sweat and slightly something else
>belly button
Yeasty and sour if deep enough
>bush
Musky with a faint pissy smell
>butt crack
Sweat and ass (swass)

>>40396154
>>40396162
Are belly buttons supposed to smell? All they do is collect lint, and that’s only if you are fat.

>>40396162
I wish my pits naturally smell that way lol

>>40396172
Belly buttons are fucking disgusting. They are uniquely filthy per person.

— ‘Researchers in 2011 found 2,368 different species from just 66 people, half of which were previously unknown. The average person hosted 67 different species, but no single species was common to every person.’

When you taste your boyfriend’s belly button you are tasting his unique bacteria found nowhere else.

Did y’all see the nude Azaelia Banks posted of Conor McGregor on Twitter?

>>40396195
Sounds romantic...

>>40396195
>When you taste your boyfriend’s belly button you are tasting his unique bacteria found nowhere else.
Hot.

My belly button smells like behind my ears
I always assume it’s just a buildup of dried barely visible sweat

>>40396075
its been so long I forgot z.z and no my prof is super narcissistic, constantly brings up "did you know I speak 5 languages and have 3 degrees?" completely unprompted. last week he was straight yelling at black kids in the class(now theres only 2 of them left) and when we collectively wouldnt know the answer he would side on the side of the class with his head down like he despised all of us. but like if your a professor youre supposed to teach us, not get mad and then shut down when we dont know the answer...

Jalapeños are way too spicy, fuck

Hi Yall

Once I fingered my bellybutton with franks red hot sauce and I enjoyed it

>>40396220
fat pussy

>>40396218
oh, it's a racist professor. how unique

>>40396229
Hi, hows yours balls

>>40396254
warm and safe between my legs.

Farmer Cersei, the pig is loose!

>>40396229
Heey :-)

>>40396245
crazy thing is hes some sort of arab/muslim and he has a THICCC accent. so how he can hate blacks so much is so unreal. even today during our review before tomorrows exam with only 2 black kids he still picked on them out of everyone else. and like one of them does wear a durag but like hes honestly trying his best asking people around him for help, and the other ive seen at the library going in for tutoring. this professor is just so disrespectful.

>>40396266
wish i was too

>>40396281
a racist who is crazy and illogical? unheard of

>>40396200
cold stale tea

have we seen how zesty jd vance runs?

>>40396195
I like playing with them

kicking timur in the poontank

>>40396288
You a sweetie.

>>40396281
Racism isn't white people vs the rest of the world.

who is the mr garrison of gg? who is the mr slave? the mr hat?

>>40396365
I'm kenny.

I am not sure what you are all talking about.

But I am pretty sure I dont like it.

>>40396389
suck my dick xd

new: >>40396472