Thread 40398945

Why do b*ttoms attach the most retarded, unbelievable larps to the porn they post?
>my high school bully fucks me hard
>married father of two fucks me with his wife asleep in the next room
>my neighbor saw me on grindr

that snail lives in the water the shit would not go on his head

>>40398945 (OP)
because when they write those larps they are horny and arent thinking logically. any and all real world logic gets thrown out as they become focused on writing the hottest scenario possible to them.

>>40398961
Tops get horny too, but top content creators engage in far less retarded larping.

>>40398960
the hole also isnt on the midline of the body and is offset to the side, which isnt visible in a 2d diagram. ive seen snails shit it comes out beside their head not over it

>>40399012
tops are malebrained and thus experience emotion far less intensely than bottoms and dont feel the need to verbalize their emotions

>>40398945 (OP)
>my neighbor saw me on grindr
This but I'm a top and this is my life

>>40399012
also there are probably way less tops here than bottoms so selection bias

>>40399012
tops create ridiculous scenarios all the time. bottoms tend to created more realistic ones desu. "father of two fucks me" "high school bully fucks me", etc. tops write about inflating people and shit.

>>40399095
>tops write about inflating people and shit.
The Michelin Man makes porn?

>>40398945 (OP)
This all sound entirely plausible

>>40399225
Only in your faggot brain

>>40399072
>ive seen snails shit it comes out beside their head not over it
wow thats so much better, how much does big snail pay you for these posts, snail shill !

>>40398960
>t.

>>40401176
omg! c:

>>40399095
Top scenario: Cute twink friend lets me smash
Bottom scenario: HIGH SCHOOL BULLY and DILF DAD FUCK ME UNTIL I GET BOYPREGGERS and HAVE TO GO TO THE BOYNECOLOGIST and GET A BOYBORTION

>>40401138
yes i am a snail shill but i don't get paid. i do it purely out of love for snailkind. it may not be so much "better" but even so, perhaps you now know a little more about snails than if i hadn't said anything. but perhaps one such as you simply would not understand

>>40398945 (OP)
its like mark twain said; "never let the truth get in the way of a good story"
when i post greentexts i add a bit of flavour in post but its still based in the truth of what happened :3
writing a long detailed account of having my butt pounded to kingdom come with elaborate details of all the setup and foreplay and dirty talk and thoughts racing through my head is a lot more interesting and a better read than
>be me 19
>go to a house party
>get drunk
>hot guy rizzes me up
>we go to a separate room
>we fuck
>get cummed in
>clean up
>go back to the party
which is just as true and perhaps more accurate but not as fun to read or write
guys just dont understand women's sexuality, the plot and writing is more important than the sex

>>40398945 (OP)
>married father of two fucks me with his wife asleep in the next room
I've had multiple guys reach out to me on grindr asking me to sneak into their houses while their kids were asleep, so that doesn't seem too implausible that some people would do the same with their wives asleep.

>>40398945 (OP)
Cause it makes views