Got terrible news last night.
One of my nephews may be a pre-homosexual.
Its difficult to tell. They all read like incels. And incels are not getting me gold. I am not going to compound my own mistakes by rewarding those who are not participating in the future.
"Digital Content Creator". Get a real job, zoomie.
That will be my slogan going forward:
"Make kids, not TikToks."
I blame my siblings. I ask, what was the point of making kids if you were going to create bloody incels. I accomplished three times as much by that age as my nephews.
It wasnt my intention to croak and leave me gold to the next generation just so they could blow it on PS4 games and tricked out cars and die as childless man children. That was my job dammit.
Maybe I can sign them up for one of the cartels. They will die young but at least have some brief dignity and maybe a few mongrel bastards.
>Epstein
lol its working like a charm. I knew the administration would keep digging itself deeper. And Trumps tone-deaf incompetence and over-confidence is just throwing gas on the fire. The democrats finally have their wedge issue.
And if the MAGA base start parroting "durr what files" they are absolutely done for.
It doesnt matter if Epstein wasnt Mossad, or if most of the girls were less than a year from age of majority, or if Epstein did actually off himself.
The fact remains that elites were clients and are getting off scot free. And there is no hiding that sort of collusion. The harder you try, the worse it will get.
When protestors show up at rally waving "Pedo Don" banners, its over. The whole party will be cooked. Every Republican congressman in the majority voting to not release files was the dumbest possible thing they couldve done.
They mustve bumped their head and momentarily thought they run the media.
Once the penis head slips in my butt hole, and clamps on tight around his glans, my ass muscles instinctively clenches and unclenches, swallowing his love rod inch by inch. Eventually get him balls deep, feeling another manโs sexual organ inside of me is ethereal. A very naughty but safe feeling engaging in bareback sex. Knowing my hole is desired gives me pride, the ability to get him to cum, shows me he enjoyed it.
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I mean, as a general rule, it makes no sense to leave an inheritance to someone who isnt or hasnt made any kids. I myself could be sitting on an extra three houses but decided it was actually better to cut ties with that branch of the family or else spend the rest of my life dealing with their chaos. Most of the queers from the generation before mine who had siblings got the same arrangement; no kids, no inheritance.
Its not that I think my nephews are actual homos. But if they are incels, then goddammit I ask you, wtf difference does it make if its sodomy or endless jacking off.
Alternatively, I am considering giving them cash awards for at least getting gfs. I have to motivate these fucks somehow. Idt any of them have had a gf since high school ffs.
And then there is the living at home thing. I mean, I get it. Rent is wretched and home ownership... But where is the ambition? Where is the righteous anger at the economy? Where is the drive to be an independent man?
I have always hated this white materialist mindset that you should wait until you are 30 and have your degree and all the adult toys you wanted to impress people on IG before deciding it was time to get serious, be an adult and start a family.
Meanwhile Jose and Jamal have had three kids each by the time they are 24. I mean, thats what it is. White people are so ashamed of not being wealthy at age 22 that they piss away their best dadding years so they can re-live high school for another decade but with more toys.
And then they meet some peer age conniving slag thats already had two dozen dicks and wonder why it didnt work out.