Bottom surgery is in exactly two weeks. Pretty soon I'll never have a penis again. As much as I don't like having one, it's weird to think there are some sensations that will be entirely gone to me.

Is there anything that should be on my dick's bucket list? Is there anything I should do one last time before it's gone forever? I've started pissing standing up again just because pretty soon I won't have the chance to do it again.

>>40412453 (OP)
put a little hat on it and dress it up

whats weird to me is even thinking along these lines. get this fucking rape stick off of me get it off get it off get it the FUCK OFF OF MEEEEEEEEE

that's how imagine bottom dysphoric >>40412462

>>40412453 (OP)
>Is there anything that should be on my dick's bucket list?
Cancel your "surgery' and report your "surgeon" for medical malpractice

>>40412462
To me it's like moving from your childhood home to your dream house. Yeah the new one is better, but you're still never going to be in the home you grew up in again.

>>40412512
>moving from your childhood home to your dream house
if your dream home is a shack in a third world slum, maybe.

>>40412559
Why is bottom surgery bad to you?

>>40412453 (OP)
fuck one of these

>>40412502
>>40412559
you are a faggot. why do you inject your love for cocks into every single post you make? im like 90% convinced youre a bot now

>>40412633
Already have! (Doesn't feel good.)

Impregnate someone.

>>40412708
No.

>>40412453 (OP)
giwtwm
>tfw the surgeon I want (bluebond) doesn't take my insurance (medicaid) unless I live in NYC
it's OVER
>Is there anything that should be on my dick's bucket list
helicopter it

>>40412453 (OP)
Put it in a vagina

>>40412774
Already done that. (Feels good. My girlfriend says she'll miss my penis.)

>>40412453 (OP)
you sound like a future srs regretter tbdesu
im not an anti-srs misinfo spreader but you almost sound like you're gonna miss it. i know this post wont stop you and i hope im wrong

>>40412806
I'm twenty and I miss being a teenager. But do you think I'd stay one if I had the choice?

>>40412811
i think this is just not close to the same thing
also i would not gonna lie

>>40412869
Why?

Try sounding at least once

>>40413139
Won't that be easier once my urethra is shorter.

>>40412453 (OP)
fuck someone with it so you know what that feels like

>my dick's bucket list
>my (cis) girlfriend
why is this rapehon getting srs again

>>40412620
Because the results suck and it spoils the essence of a transwoman.
>>40412637
>Every man that doesn't like SRSoids are gay bots.

>>40412453 (OP)
Make a cast of your erect pp so that you can fuck your neopussy with your own cock down the line. Not doing this is my only regret with SRS desu.

>>40412786
Why are you doing this to her?

>>40412453 (OP)
i tied a helium balloon around the end of my foreskin and let it dangle
>>40412461
i wish i had done this, maybe some googley eyes

>>40412786
LOL, I love 4chan sometimes