>man in bra
but this is real gaygen and cisgaygen is for trannies
ma, you make the worst parade floats
>>40414897trans women are a valuable part of our shared community
Hot take
Justin bieber is hotter now than as a twink
femininity is gross unless you're a woman
>>40414917he kinda got hobo druggie vibes but hes also more masc so id rather fuck this version of him too
>>40414917he makes me want to bottom again
>>40414917he just looks like some meth head gang member now
>>40414959no delta. he looks like diddy's entourage.
bras, corsets, heels, dresses were all created for men when they first became a thing
women have nothing of their own, they just adopt certain men's fashion for themselves
My trip alignmenta
LF: rexie
NF: tex
CF: shiza
LN: bichass
TN: bleagle
CN: shallo
LM: Hyacinth
NM: Delta
CM: santino
Need a miniature ant sized bf
need hairy delta cheeks to blast my face with braps
>>40414968>shallo>hyacinthneither of them have posted in like 4 months? time to accept they're dead and move on already, they're not participants and most likely don't even come to this board or site anymore
>>40414917timmy facial expression in the pic on the left
>>40414968the idea that im /fa/ approved is a nice sentiment but sadly untrue
>>40414985surely they come back someday? they were never really regulars here so theres a good chance that they still think 4chan is down
>>40414958Won't that make him fart more? :3
what is it like to be cuddled?
>>404149854 months is extremely recent and I couldn't think of anyone else lol it would be easier if everyone had an id here
>>40414979I ain't your fart slut
>tfw no messy bf that farts everywhere
why even live
>>40415025also the bleagle person claims he doesn't come here anymore and I don't think they've posted since 2023?
>>40415018warm, sometimes fuzzy if they're hairy. it makes me hard
>>40415018sweaty, smelly, uncomfortable
summers are not the time to cuddle
listen to anything good lately?
been stuck with these melancholic songs on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMTg4EdWwZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HojTV-9a-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhpyILrcfHE
>>40414993Why would they even come back?
Are indian nonbinary called naan biryani?
>>40415060lol, ms schurr still comes here but no longer uses a trip
>>40415018>>40415018your whole body is overcome with this divine warmth inside and out that you've longed for all your life and you feel so amazing and fulfilled and you never want it to end (ไบบ*ยดโ๏ฝ)๏ฝก*๏พ+
>>40415060so??? am I only allowed to allign people that are posting here rn?? Are you the alignment chart police???
>>40415145why were they here to begin withโฆ
>>40415160needโฆ
>>40415113that's a personal issue. i don't mind my bf's sweat or smell
a final sleep, no words from my cutting
>>40415160sounds like morphine
>>40414968>tfw they think three of your trips are different people:]
>>40415265i've had morphine. it isn't that good.
>>40415160this is a total lie
>>40415281nurse ratched, get this loon a higher dose
>>40414968Lol yet again lawful neutral nailed me. Not a pretty picture :(
>>40415291i was on the highest dose. didn't do much for the pain. had to switch to fentanyl
Chicken was half raw. Back on the grill. Time to throw up :)
>>40415322do you use a meat thermometer anon
>>40415281to each their own. some like uppers. some like downers. some like psychadelics
>>40415351Nah. I go by my senses. Bit into the guy, she's raw, back on the grill it goes
this dudes gonna get salmon ella lmao
>>40415352maybe the fun stuff only happens when nothing is wrong with you. i was in pain and it moved me from 10/10 to 9/10.
Would you let me cook for you if I was your boyfriend? :3
>>40415366your senses need calibrating bro. most people can look at meat and know when it's done
>>40415393no
>>40415393Yes that looks tasty!
>>40415400Thanks! It was a bit spicy for me, I think I messed up with the mixing
>>40415397why?
>>40415409i don't like ramen or soup
>>40415420What do you like?
>>40415397Yeah ik. Cant learn without making mistakes tho!
>>40415374Salmonella is a psyop by Big Oven. Housed raw cookie dough as a kid and nothing ever happened
>>40415393I've never been a big fan of soup
>>40415393Is that Korean? I tried the red soup a while back and I can't get over the texture of boiled Napa cabbage
some of you are really summoning ghosts
>>40415438It's Indonesian I think. A variation of their Singapore noodles. got it from 7/11
>>40415446Thank you Delta :3
I eat soup in winter all the time but in summer I switch to cold dishes
>>40415475It's cold season over here :3
>>40415454if we want to have a seance we can
i want a hubby who will cuddle me :3
>>40415427chinese if i'm doing asian
>>40415545how did you do him? doggy?
>>40415568Sat him in the chair and vibrated the clippers against his nuts
>>40415545Did he rub his bulge against your arms
>>40415393No I have a ton of sensitivities (eggs, gluten, dairy, onions etc.) and I would never trust someone else to make me something but we could cook together
>>40415621He rubbed the clippers against my head. Does that count?
>>40415621nta but i wish that happened as often as people claim it does. i've never had that issue
>>40415680no post chopped fade
>>40414968that got nothing to do with me at all
I KEEP WATCH AT NIGHT
THE WINDOW
I KEEP WATCH AT NIGHT
THE CARS
I KEEP WATCH AT NIGHT
THE SOUNDS THE NOISES
I KEEP WATCH AT NIGHT
THE THOUGHTS THAT WONT STOP
I KEEP AT WATCH AT NIGHT
IT ALL MOVES SO QUICKLY
I KEEP WATCH AT NIGHT
and in the day i sleep >.<
>>40415409I'm sorry about that. The next one will probably be better. :)
>>40415758shiza is neutral masc butt even fatter
>>40415785better than poppers
>>40415785I like sniffing a guy's bush when sucking him off
>>40415811I just love the way men smell and feel and everything, it's why I don't get ppl like feet fetishists. if I try to think about what I like about men's bodies, it's like well I really like thick wrists and and muscular arms and broad shoulders and a solid hairy chest and strong hands and a guy's neck and jaw and face and belly and crotch and cock and armpits and legs and thighs and pubic hair and feet and toes and and and etc
like I could never narrow it down
>>40415393pls cook for me anon
i can barely walk down the stairs
>>40415708>choppedBaby I promise would never want a day on the floor with me when it comes to realness. Iโd sit you every time
>>40415839>he presses your face into his crotch and his cock down your throat so you have to huff his bush to breathe and the smell and taste and pressure and heat all blends together into a narcotic haze of euphoriaugh I need sex
>>40415864foot fetishes are due to mis-wiring in the brain. don't spend too much time thinking about it
I'm so into voguing right now :3
>>40414968rexie is NF
im chaotic fem :3
You know, it can be like the butthoooooโฆ but let me espill you a story real quick, when i was a shild, mom doesnโt want us to say bad words at home. Sooo, one day i was three years old tried to tyaewrjs to go to de bathroom, cause i need to, from my CULO, to do caca. SHE SLAPPED ME WITH A CHANCLETA! She said like, โMira mijo, let me tell you something, you not gonnasaybawor HERE in this house!โ So I was like scared, I was like โWhat to do? I mean, what do you call this in your back?โ So scare one day after that esituation, I said โCucu mama caca peepee.โ Okay! And since that I said cucu.
>>40415388what kinda pain is a 10
Eventful day so far:
>Woke up at 2pm
>Sandwiches and watermelon
>Finished reading a novel
>Wacked off
>Tiny bit of writing
Plan on starting Final Fantasy 1 today :0
tfw neutral fem and would take any of the masc guys as a bf
>>40415883when did you last have sex anon
>>40415969Tom Brown's Schooldays by Thomas Hughes. Ridiculously jingoistic and stupid preachy in a Christian way, lays on the pathos thick. Alright enough read I guess
>>40415956Valentine's Day weekend
no it wasn't with a boyfriend, I was just so lonely I hooked up with a random guy
I almost did it again on father's day, but I felt like that was really unhealthy so I just didn't.
lately I've been looking at grindr a bit but I don't think I'll hookup bc I'm a loser w severe anxiety
>>40415986i wouldn't have finished that. sounds awful
>>40416013(ห_ห) I always try to finish what I pick up. What would you rather read?
Been to the gym today for the first time in a while :)
>>40416023i used to be like that but now i just stop reading shit that doesn't vibe with me. there's too many books and not enough years for me to read stuff i don't like. currently reading sherlock holmes, the original autist
>>40416038Congrats! Did you get a good workout?
>>40416038post bulge
>>40416001was it good?
>>40415986The film was alright.
>>40416045A chum of mine's been on something of a Holmes binge recently. I've only read 1 or 2 stories. I applaud you for not wasting your time on stuff you don't care for, which I do, which is stupid. Terra Nostra by Fuentes, 3 Austen novels, Kafka's The Trial, ugh, end me. Bored my socks off but I finished them all for some reason. I did drop Rieu's translation of the Iliad, though
>>40416038I saw you there struggling to lift 25lb weights
>>40415932people will dislike what you like just to be dislikable
>>40416071There appear to be a few versions thereof :0
>>40416102nah i just didnt feel it
>>40416090with his glock?
nothings worst than buying a book based on the cover or summary and you dislike it and wish you just spent money on coffee or a meal
>>40416133>Literally judging a book by its coverAnon, I...
>>40416133i dont even remember buying books anymore :O
ones to read that is
Guys keep blocking me on grindr when I send pics...am I too ugly
>>40416079>3 Austen novelsok i get finish what you start but why start another by the same author
>>40416133you're buying books? in 2025?
>>40415866What do you want? :3
>>40416186i told you already, dad!
Broke my favorite pair of glasses :(
>>40416133Me with The Goldfinch by Tartt.
Imagine my shock when several critics accurately predicted it was a product of hype that would be forgotten.
my cum tastes better then my boyfriends
should i take a dump at a public toilet? it feels like its gonna be tufff...
>>40416186Put the pics in your profile so you only get people whose type you are in the first place
>>40416147>>40416203yeah in NYC there's still a ton of book stores
>>40416316Drill a glory hole into the stall and advertise it online
how do i throw shade towards women i dont like without being obviously passive aggressive
>>40416303swap them when he isn't looking
>>40414968think iโm somewhere between chaotic and neutral masc
>>40416327i borrow from the library or pirate everything
Power went out and it's 93deg outside...
>>40416373Be actually aggressive
>>40416337tufff crowd, im out
>>40414968fucking hell i feel personally targeted, i am the neutral masc down to the look of the drawing (5+ years ago when I had hair at least) and my tiny college twink is exactly neutral fem down to the look and hair color. apparently he think's he's edgy though lol
Sex Ed needs to parent male students up with babies, infants, toddlers, and young kids (supervised of course). Have them take care of one for like a month during school hours. Grade them according to how attentive they are. Tell them THIS IS LIFE.
>>40416326I'm closeted.
>>40416342Shy already and now insecure lmao
>>40416055pretty good, he really liked how I was giving head and had have me hold back bc he was gonna cum too fast, and then he put it in my butt and came pretty easily and it felt nice
it was kinda awkward bc I was moaning and calling him daddy and he had to put his hand over my mouth to keep me quite bc his kid was asleep in the room over. I just tend to be vocal during sex unfortunately
>>40416432partner* Ms. dyslexia changing my words around again, that bitch
>26ยฐso tired...so hot outside
>>40416373Compliment other women and make sure she hears it. Compliment their clothes, their hair, their personality etc
>>40416439>his kid was sleep in the room overdo you ever given any thought to his wife and her finding out who you are and strangling you in your sleep? i'd help her
>>40416487he was a single dad
>>40416434it diesn't necesseraliy mean you're ugly could just not be their type and people block to free up grid space since grindr has become complete dogshit this never happened back in the day as far as I was aware
You know this generation of tripfags is unmemorable, because they don't even have a furry mural.
>>40416495lol that's just what he told you, have you looked up his socials?
it's very unlikely to ever see a single dad given full custody of a child, not in America
>>40416192Because I'm an English student and everybody talks about Austen like she's the bee's knees, but despite hating Northanger Abbey I thought I'd give her another chance, then I read Pride and Prejudice in one day and hated it, and I thought okay 3 strikes and she's out, and I read Emma, and I hated that too.
>>40416281Goldfinch is my favourite Tartt :( but it's as guilty of being ridiculously overwritten as her other novels
>>40416506the furral mural artist died :/
>>40416506No good artist.
Bumped into a neighbour I hadn't met yet. Probably in his mid 35s. probably slavic. just my type. Life always finds new ways of torturing my poor heart
>>40416514i've not read any of those. although i have the ebooks. i read a couple of books from that time period in high school and i didn't get the hype. they're not bad i just don't care about old timey english people's problems
>>40416505I didn't get paid, that's only happened once and without me even asking
>>40416507the only social I had of his was grindr, it didn't look like he had a wife though.
he could have partial custody, I know when I was staying at my dad's sometimes he would have a woman over to have sex. I actually seethed at them so it was weird being on the other side of that dynamic
it was like damn sorry kid I know it sucks but your dad's got a nice dick and I have daddy issues. it's good they were asleep when I got there and when I left and hopefully the entire time bc otherwise it would've been awkward
>>40416373pretend to gossip about someone else while actually talking shit about them to their face sprinkle in little details about them
>>40416532Agreed, Austen's demographic clearly doesn't include me. Most of the women I know are super into Austen but she just isn't my cup of tea. Also Austen time&wise awkwardly straddles the late 18th, early 19th century. Which is unfortunate because I don't give much of a shit about the 1700s.
>>40416540I don't know I cant trust a man who has some bottom over to fuck and a child in another room, seems sinister
>>40416520he just transitioned
talking to ai never works
>>40416535he cut his wee-wee off and became a ladyboy
>>40416586>straight guy does it>no issue>bi guy does it>it must be sinisterhmm
the glazing that ai likes to give to keep you engaged is sickening
>>40416609i'd feel the same way regardless of what he identifies as
he could just wait until the child is at school and then find someone to have sex with..you know?
>>40416586you seem retarded
>>40416625IDK it was a weekend night plus the kid was like mid teens, so not like an infant or anything
>>40416630not at all... my parents were divorced and my dad would hire a babysitter if he went off to do stuff with a girlfriend..or they'd go do stuff at her place if I was old enough to be alone
>>40416603even still don't word it like that
>>40416643so what? are you actually fucking retarded?
>>40416647why do you think they call it a deadname?
>>40416655you sound really mad..r u okay?
It's kinda fucked up how some people cut their pps off, because pps are fucking cool desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW2eGLrqC5E
how do you feel about ladyboys?
>>40416662no, i made the mistake of opening this thread because i forgot retards like you drove everyone with an iq higher than their body temperature away
Plap plap plap mating press
i just scratched my bung hole :)
>>40416690you sound really low iq saar to think it's normal for a straight man with a child to be actively having sex with a loud bottom in the next room over while the child is there and trying to sleep... its simply perverse
>>40416719i'm a top but one day i'm gonna get pressed, it looks fun
>>40416730itโs actually completely normal we spent hundreds of thousands of years as a species hearing our parents have sex you are just a very dumb person
>>40416730hey I did keep it down, him putting his hand over my mouth was just bc it's hot and not bc it was absolutely necessary
I did think it was a little weird he was cool with me calling him daddy, but whatever
I once heard my parents having sex while I was home I called the police and CPS on them
i genuinely hate faggots holy shit there is no more useless category of human being on the planet i donโt understand why god would make me want to have sex with them
Have you ever smelled someone elseโs balls by accident? Like if someone in shorts stretched their legs and if wafted out and hit you in the face?
I'm not a bottom, I'm a bottomtop.
>>40416760when I use to wrestle in highschool
had to quit though because I kept getting bloody noses too easily
there is not a single ensouled faggot on the planet any one of you could be replaced by a dick sucking macbine
I hate that i saw my dad's dick a few times as a child and I still can recall what it looked like, super thick and cut, I don't lust for it but it still comes to mind as an adult... porn never leave your mind I realize that's why the bible tells you to shut your eyes or turn around so you don't see others nude...
>>40416758...ive made a Huge Mistake........
i knew it would be stiff and painfulllll...
and now it wont flush ololooolololololol
im the last man in the building... security and maintenance maybe.....
god help me explain jfc...
maybe tomorrow it will soak and bend ... jesus pleeeeeeaaaaaassseeeew!!!!!
>>40416750Reminds me of that time someone called the cops on a woman screaming bloody murder next door, but it was really just a man screaming at a spider.
>>40416791Thatโs actually because youโre comparing yourself to your dad. Imagine having a small dick knowing your dad has a big dick. Youโd hate him. Similar to how dads hate sons who have bigger dicks than them. Itโs ape mentality.
>>40416797my dad's idea of sex was beating my mom
in any case he went to jail for, haha and they broke up
she ending up marrying a more wealthy guy
he ended up dead of an overdose
>>40416795Leave it. Exalt in it. Bask in the knowledge that someone WILL stare your dookie in the face.
Gym done
Whatโs for lunch
i cant imagine what its like for circumcised people, to have that big of a decision made for you a decade before you even knew how to wank
>>40416804i'm not sure if it's bigger than mine, I saw it really young (before I was even 4ft tall) but from my perception it was huge and i couldn't comprehend how it would fit in my mom.
Can a out of shape 50 year old become a runner?
>>40416811im electronically registered as the last employee entering and leaving the company grounds... if someone makes a big stink out of this, its gonna get checked... i need to bring a knife or something tomorrow xdxdxdxdxd
>>40416795pour dish soap and hot boiling water on it, will break it up fast
oh nice, gore again
been a while
>>40416791that's pretty normal though
>>40416804I have a very small dick and my dad has a normal one and I don't hate him for it at all, stop projecting
>>40416859whatโd you lose it to
>>40416859how...
>>40416856im gone already, suspicious to bring a kettle to a toilet... ill be clocking in verrrry early tomorrow lel
>>40416859This is what happens when you don't feed your bottom sis.
>>40416859what the fuck, can they transplant a dead persons finger on to yours? brave of you to continue living, i'd jump off a high enough cliff if I lost a limb, i wont deal with that shit
>>40416859degloving from a ring?
>>40416897It's just a finger, not worth riding the sewer slide for losing
>>40416897You can live without 1 finger sis. 4 is good enough for opening up a twink's ass.
>>40416916donโt post like this again you obese moron
>>40416916>>40416918maybe to you but if I go bald, i already have my suicide planned, i'm very vain, looks are everything
>>40416929That's so sad sis. You're worth more than your body sis.
Eh I could live without a few fingers, not from my right hand tho I need that for drawing and jerking off
>>40416929That sucks for you, man
>>40416926I post how I like.
>>40416918Put more then 3 in my ass i hit you.
>>40416859This wouldn't have happened if you owned the 24 karat gold labewbew
>>40416859did slayer do that bucko?
>>40416859strangely same finger as my injury...
whats your moms maiden name?
>>40416979Did you get that while preying on children?
>>40416750I heard my mom say "it's leaking out" once...
>>40416851If you want to destroy your knees
>>40416859I feel like human hands would make great food it would be like chicken wings but with hands
>>40416105I saw the 1940's version https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Brown%27s_School_Days_(1940_film)
master.. where are you? ;3
would you date a guy with missing fingers? he gets disability because he can't really work and will need help doing everything that requires hands
>>40417007What if he ease into it?
>>40417039Yes and I would help him goon his oiled up cock every day x3
>>40416815Who the fuck is Jim?!
>>40414914Trannies have AGP and gay sex for them is performative, as they are attracted to women instead of men. They're the performance artists of el gee bee tee
I walked in on my parents having sex when I was little but my dad reassured me he was just hurting my mum.
Or at 38 is too old to start running?
>>40417114based and rape pilled
rape is hot tell me more about ur mom raping your dad
I found my parents sex toys as a tween I used the vibrating cockring until it broke they also had a tiny dildo which im pretty sure was for pegging
>>4041712536 is too old for anything.
you should have your shit long since figured out by then
>>40417139I forget gg is all doomers and nihilists
>>40417125how bout you stop these lame ahh lies you pathological liar can you be real for one fucking thread stupid hoe
>>40417039I'd love a dude even if he was missing his cock sis. (As long as he doesn't think he's a woman..)
>>40417125i will not be giving you negative attention anymore someone explained to me that every time i do so you jerk off
what happens if you dont have a cock anymore? does the horniness just build up until you explode?
>>40417163you use your ass
If I lost my cock I wouldnโt be able to trust anyone to love me sincerely. Iโd assume they were lying. Humans are inherently selfish creatures.
>>40416859I think I know that foot. Slayer, is that you?
>omg I'm never saying what my real age is teehee I'm so funny
>>40417163You become a eunuch without a sex drive. Every person I've known that had srs prematurely aged into a sexless tea sipper granny in a rocking chair.
iโm the only real 38 year old alive
>>40416859nah the troons got our baby this means war sisters...
>>40417149By 25, 35, etc etc people still are learning and try new things. There is no age 'everything is figured out'
>>40417150I mix lies with truths are to keep those who care too much, guessing, because who really cares to know about me? I'm not interesting or meet anyone here irl
>>40417179Example here.
BTW regardless what I say some of you believe what you want anyway.
>>40417158As long as you're honest anon.
if you date a twin are you also attracted to his twin?
>>40417204imagine getting spitroasted by these zoomers
>>40417204Dating a twin would make me so nervous lol.
>>40417204Not if the other twin is straight sis.
>>40417204 physically sure
>>40417204these are children and also one of them looks like absolute garbage
>>40417191I've listened to interviews with detransitioners who had their penis inverted and they say they still get horny and the tissue even swells up painfully but they're completely numb so it's just complete torture lol
>>40416979im gonna buy msi titan 18 hx rtx 5090 64gb memory (no g-syncing). go on. shit on my choice
>>40417204rape rape rape mating press plap plap plap impregnate twink bucci
>>40417232thank you for saying it i was gonna have to post it if you didnโt
>>40417191eunuch lose their balls not dicks.
>cute guy messages me on grindr
>assume he is ftm
fuck sake
I've said my real age. But it doesn't matter.
>>40417240why a laptop it's not the 2000's anymore babes
>>40417163well it might psychologically damage them so badly they become some sort of asexual but yeah theyโd become unbearably horny
I read somewhere before a guy got his cock cut off but balls intact, so he gets horny, but only can satisfy it by getting fucked anally
>>40417202You're a 41 year old Wienerschnitzel manager from Little Rock, Arkansas. That's what my profiling says about you. You have a roommate who collects Bratz dolls, and you make art out of macaroni and sell it on Etsy.
>>40417276Close but i live next to the Whittakers .
I want an older bf atleast 10yo older. All the hottest guys are atleast 35 in my experience
>>40417261its 2025 grandpa gaming laptops are actually pog now
i feel nothing but contempt for bottoms, congratulations on eroticizing your spiritual defeat retards
>>40417240dead within 2 years
My brother adopted some cats and they like to follow me around, I hope he doesn't hate me for that.
>>40417301itโs still a small shitty screen
>>40417320Spiritually I feel like the victor
>>40417330eat the cat for protein
>>40417347yah I guess but mine's been carrying me for a couple of years now for school and stuff its great. Recall older gaymen laptops were heavy as shit and had loud ass fans and stuff
>>40417301laptops have always been and will always be shit for gaming, that hasn't changed
don't even know how it feels to be loved
Don't like the drugs but the drug liiike meeee!
>>40417385like being brought to the edge of death by poison or illness
>>40417336He's the kind of jealous brother.
>>40417395It's unironically this and is to be avoided
>>40417385There is no better feeling, truly.
being gay is lonely asf, guys just want to fuck and thats it, never had a connection other than physical, its miserable
>>40417270Playing in the court eunuchs ass so he poisons Ashwagandha Tahini Margiella's skin elixirs
>>40417414I don't know what you said but ashwaghanda gives my already severe nightmares much worse and sleep paralysis very worse
>>40417418Rhodesian whites clear dawg
>>40417421Yessss tongue emoji
Til the wheels fall off
All gas, no brakes
all ass, no soap you stinky fuckin bean
>>40417464you can be both
aed
md5: 0b173c01ace11cefa000ec6e877f69c1
๐
https://youtu.be/Ho9M-q_kcn8?si=JJ_5nDaVewNKurLr
>>40417385Me either. I fall in love with people too easily.
i wish i could comfort him in his darkest hour
>>40417501there is no comfort but the shadows
>>40417003yes!
>>40417240jelly
its just gonna overheat
if u have the money, why not a proper tower and a lighter , more battery lappy?
>>40417240
Inside of you there are two wolves.
>>40414968There's this guy I've been horning on on Grindr who's basically the neutral masc personified but I'm like 100% certain he wants nothing to do with me and it's whatever it's cool I guess doesn't even make me want to cry or anything like I barely feel it. Really.
>>40420094you never know until you try
>>40420102You know what? You're right.