Thread 40420090

need simple gfbf individual who likes nature, animals, beach, hiking, swimming, possibly starting a farm together, etc.

yall better post

bump limit is 310 dumbass

>>40420108
What's a gfbf?

Are any of you good dancers? You don't just stand in the corner at alone in the club do you?

Thoughts on Turkish conscription policy?

>>40420183
girlfriend boyfriend

My room smells like dusty electronics, radios and such from decades ago, with a hint of anal lube. Just to make it interesting. Is honestly not bad, snags like an attic. Must be the heat beating down on the house.

Good night guys

>>40420201
Clubs aren't really my scene. Went to one in SF and the person I was with went outside to vomit for 20 minutes, while I stood by offering support, realizing night was ruined. Not kissing the vomit girl goodnight.

>>40420212
sweet dreams

Neeeeed this

>>40420201
I have 2 left feet. But I have always been mesmerized by people (men) that can

>>40420203
great way of harvesting nudes

>>40420203
Again, the wisdom of the ancient world.

>>40420236
Thank you. You too

need to see Rishi bottoming for the big man.

>>40420201
Love to dance alone and with my boyfriend

>>40420357
>t.

dead fucking thread
I'm gonna food post. This is what a margherita should look like.

>>40420369
this is so foul.

>>40420297
Brittishest man award

>>40420369
Well no but you tried

>>40420399
Need to preserve them and the britisher way of life. simple as lass

>>40420382
țbh that looks like shit, the base looks really soggy, i like a thinner crust than that

>>40420203
What about switches?

Normal diarrhea or salmonella like anon predicted? Dubs decide

>>40420410
fun fact: paul actually died in a 1966 car crash and they replaced him with an android

>>40420433
Shit (literally)

Have any of you ever gotten a BF just from interacting IRL and if so how did it happen?

>>40420382
loves me some grilled pigeon

Librarians online: Ever think about how they named a man Roar Shat but never shown his pooping?

Readers irl: Damn he's kind of daddy pole and hole out and TOES!

>>40419968
really good response ty
I guess I have a mix of masc and fem stuff bc I'm very masculine looking body wise so I feel uncomfortable dressing in an overly feminine way, but I do like feminine styles and clothes generally but I don't want to look like a weirdo even tho I end up wearing mixed outfits bc that feels safer than fully committing to looking like a fag
I'll try to show an example of a more coherent, intentional outfit tomorrow or something, normally when I'm exercising how I look is the least concern

>>40419995
take your meds

>>40420446
i met my ex while attending a protest at uni, he was actually on the opposite side and i threw eggs and and onions at him at his friends and we sorta checked each other out while in handcuffs when cops rounded a bunch of us up

>>40420382
Thank you. Thats a fine looking pie.

Unfortunately this is the only food webm I have to trade. Idk what it is but it looks tasty.

>>40420510
It's just a bunch of different Italian meats and cheeses and some french fries. Looks heart-attack-inducing but delicious.

>>40420090 (OP)
why do dudes with little dicks top?

Hey if anyone wants to play Nightreign on PS5 and die like a retard password is holesltd

>>40420455
only in brooklyn.
fuckin' hipsters.

>>40420420
Me too but we had a discussion about margherita the other day. Can't find pic of new haven style that is my favorite so here's a pic of dee dee Ramone wearing a donald duck shirt.

>>40420540
you're so gross dude.

>>40420455
eeewww

>>40420211
My apartment has bedbugs but my landlord doesn't believe me because I only found one and didn't take a picture (there's never just one fyi) so I'm just getting fed on every night and I'm supposed to be okay with it.

>>40420575
>new haven style
ooooh I remember hearing about that somewhere.

>that hair
lol I am old and used to have hair like his eons ago. I used to get dee dee jokes.

>>40419631
Which state?

>>40420569
Playing FFXIV right now. Leveling my white mage.

>>40420616
It might be best if you handle it because it sounds like he might not do it responsibly. For one, you have to find out where it came from. I am sure you know to dry all fabrics on high heat to kill eggs. And it wouldn't hurt to use an upholstery steamer (or just to have one). But you will ultimately want a professional to come in and spray in about three treatments. Years ago apartment buildings were getting them and professional extermination was the only thing that helped them. They are able to target controlled, strong poison where it needs to go. Its not cheap but it gets it done.

>>40420617
frank pepe's has lost it's touch. new haven pizza is fine. no nines.

im a sucker for muscular legs

>>40420479
This post makes no sense to me but I sure do like it. In fact the fact that it doesn't make sense to me makes it better. Don't explain it I want to live in the mystery.

>>40420679
I looked it up and learned some good things, thank you.

>>40420687
>top

listen.
i think i know pizza, buddy.

listen: it's good. don't get me wrong. not nine territory.

>>40420748
cant stand this slimy rat

i'd blow 'em

Apparently Trump has the same blood circulation problems that King Henry XIII, and he has to sleep with his legs elevated in slings like a woman having a gynecological exam. Waow

>>40420793
VIII
oh faux pas!

What race is the gay equiv and why is it also Filipinos?

>>40420793
Left is Delta. Right? Cersei.

My asshole is sore and I didn’t even cum. How do bottoms do it?

>>40420827
they like it

>>40420672
I want to pretend to be into what you're into but I have no experience with that game so I can't. So instead I'll just say that's cool and I love that and post Roots Bloody Roots.

Here it is:
https://youtu.be/nUCodt4zVw4?si=GBZ9OawtB0QEGGRv

Did you know that this song was written and recorded by Brazilians? That's why it's inherently sexy.

there cant be peace in the middle east

Who 2025?

>>40420804
She makes a very convincing argument. The only marriable white women left are Catholics, Mormons or Amish, and you have to join the religion.

I keep telling straight guys and they wont listen. I say you have to find a wife in a church, not some shit bar scene. If you want sex before marriage, expect a whore.

Theres a lesson there for gays too but its a waste of time outlining it.

>>40420863
But Islam is the religion of peace

>>40420959
>he needs to AI generate his pussy lip sandwich
Bruh can't afford Arby's lmafo

can we just talk about work instead of what i'm into? i'm not fuckin any of you.

I ran out of groceries because I eated them all

>>40421095
Stop bragging... Someone in THIS THREAD can't afford a simple sandwich and had to beg a computer to let him imagine one!

>straight sex
>in my gigi
*SIGHS*

>>40421116
charisma does not equate to wisdom.
a great preacher can say nothing.

Weewoo weewoo praise jkb
https://youtu.be/ESbrJVtv1Ss?si=Q5wbxTAi3Ia9HWpR

>>40420201
I wanna learn to dance so bad. But none of my friends have been into it and im not going alone kek. The guy i hooked up with last night invited me to a club so ill try soon!

>>40421186
kids in my day were like:
https://youtu.be/sssQ_wrNo2A

>>40421135
https://voca.ro/1gbHoCV1hjnv

>>40420201
prolly average, i got rhythm and enthusiasm but not much else

>>40421185
hi i was thinking about you the other day how’s it going

I've seen a good man and a bad man
Down the same path

>>40421223
you live in my fantasies ^.~

>>40421244
there are no good men.

>>40421200
Damn thats based

Yeah I make all the memes I post and when I make them, I first look for a model in real life to take a pic and if there is none, I use AI, and then I "beg" it.

Even for easily searchable memes that pre-date AI by about a decade.

This is the sort of incoherent wailing rage seen in troons if you mention marriage to actual females or suggest gay monogamy might be a little shaky.

The word "monogamy" is like a negro epithet for gays. Gays will cite what a joke monogamy is among themselves to no end. But let an outsider call it a joke...

didnt listen
again

>>40421272
Anon won. You're poor!

>>40421288
i sometimes try to listen to them but they don’t make any sense usually

>>40420090 (OP)
i try so hard to be a good person
what i want to be most is a good person a positive influence a force for good

>>40420455
what nasty ass country is this from

Why is youtube like this?

>>40421303
Its literally a homeless sexually frustrated confused meth addict out cruising for troons to blow ranting into his phone incoherently to feel like someone, anyone, anywhere gives a flying fuck what some degenerate homeless crazy thinks.

Sometimes the voices get overwhelming

>>40421322
Notice they're white...

>>40421268
So hypnotic.

>>40421322
Probably the same reason it platforms hundreds of grown ass homos making endless, endless teen gay romances featuring and targeted towards minors that never have enough plot to last more than 15 minutes.

>>40421235
I mean like, honestly? Not too good. I got no job. Nobody wants to hire me. And I'm consumed by this weird fear that the world has moved on to the singularity without me and my best hope right now is a meditative suicide by vsed, how are you doing? No, but it's okay. Got a therapist and got on Medicaid and it's fucking me up to realize that I'm becoming the sort of degen I used to look down upon (I guess that means I deserved this), but ultimately it's okay. I know that's a lot of weird shit to just throw out, but then again you asked so

>>40421278
What are your thoughts on shapeshifting reptilian humanoids

how can any of you go cruising thats just scary as fuck, as if just regular hookups arent scary enough not knowing wether you will get bashed or raped or pozzed there are people itt who actually go to the gay bushes or seedy public restrooms for anonymous sex

>>40421367
Once I flashed a guy my grindr on the back of the bus and jerked him off in highschool

>>40421367
Being suicidal helps

>>40421367
genocide all nymphomaniac gays

>>40421322
Boomeranon watches this shit 100%.

>>40421367
Im not a girl

>>40421383
It was a city bus he was in his forties I wasn't creeping in teens on the school bus I should clarify

But it's not my fault I did that because he groomed me by sitting next to me

>>40421392
prove it

>>40421352
how’s the therapy going you’re bpd right? is it dbt or something else

>>40421400
You should carry a katana a katana is the sharpest and most deadly close range weapon

Insane behavior dude

best pants for optimal outline game?

>>40421415
pleated wool trousers

>>40420090 (OP)
all i want in this world is someone to be like hey man u a good man u a good person i recognize ur controbutiokns to this world

>>40421412
Big Gun isn't want to hear this.

one of my all time favorites https://youtu.be/gxcz83OFB1g

>>40421428
what contributions have you made to the world?

>>40421412
https://voca.ro/1aVwzyqP5eeJ

>>40421428
https://voca.ro/12k5aGweeQQs

just blasted ass, should i vocaroo the next one?

>>40421454
i do volunteer work

>>40421490
of course

>>40421431
Your not slaves just because you have to work boohoo so sad!

>>40421407
Therapy has mostly been me screaming, but my therapist is really pushing for DBT and at this point I have no excuse since it's not like I have anything else better to do.

>>40421448
>tfw no junglist bf
https://youtu.be/qBA_eh9EtAc

Im Canadian Canada never had slaves another reason why were just better than you

Vocaroo you singing Kate Bush running up that hill

>>40421505
you should do it, it’s pretty infantilizing but if we’re going to be honest bpd is an infantile disorder and it’s preferable to melting down every single day over retarded nothings what’s going on with the job situation

>>40421503
https://voca.ro/165cFL6niDQU

As a wee lad I used to love to fill the toilet up with poopy and never flush so it would stew and then mommy would punish bad baby by making my clean it

>>40421510
big choon
https://youtu.be/_D5X_KttPoU

>>40421553
big up massiv
https://youtu.be/-0xmybdcOyI

>>40421573
She used to tell me she could tell by the size shape smell I was going to be gay but not in her house

i miss ecstasy

>>40421524
Fatty talking about pie and anyway I actually I get social assistance and live off of it and it's based and necessary I need your pie and I do buy pies with it simple as grow up

>>40421614
https://voca.ro/1gAQAayZ8cju

>>40421579
>>40421533
This isn't me btw ^


And finally some of us actually can't work and so we are entitled to get money to live off of because it's the proper thing to do it's not like vocaroo poster needs the money he's taxed but I do and the government is not asking don't forget your place sisma

>>40421638
I used to be so scared to turn the lights on at night I thought I stealing electricity from China and they needed it more than me at night because it was day there.

I'm not pretending to "be dumb" I'm schizophrenic I could not work or else I would start hallucinating and act psychotically in public

>>40421638
https://voca.ro/1nOrHgwFGp3c

>>40421631
https://voca.ro/16iY4IKcdfXu

reminder that the average schizophrenic’s iq is 85 which is just above retarded

>>40421666
85 is in the Standard Medium but you wouldn't understand. You're a small.

Schizophrenic gay man x autistic gay man

>>40421666
Satanic lizard hands wrote this so I'm going to ignore it

>>40421676
i saw two lizard people mating in public a few weeks ago

You can't measure iq it's impossible because there are so many types of intelligence like maybe I know more about something then you do you never know

>40421689
you forgot
t. got an 85 on the iq test

dumb people should have to disclose their status, maybe made to wear some sort of identifying badge

Smarts do not matter as much as looks

it’s probably worse for a 130+ person to have sex with a sub-100 person than the age gap stuff you guys always worry about

It's stupid to be ugly maybe I look better than you and that's awful smart of me huh lookin' sharp.

>>40421661
https://voca.ro/15pnKH1aE5tq

yes tysm

sex with someone who is more than 15 points lower than you is basically beastiality and pedophilia combined

I am old, smart AND white.

Everyone should just bend right on over and kiss my patooty.

But that is a privilege to be earned

is what I sez

>>40421743
https://voca.ro/17763fFZJnGX

>>40421743
I'm a genius though. What do I do?

This thread is where I get my social skills up

>>40421521
>Job situation
Looool. So basically I got fired from my old job at a really good small business because I got into a fight with my boss's brother (stupid I know, but I wasn't thinking) and business was slow or whatever. Then I went to this other place where i just decided to have a mental breakdown one day even though I was doing fine and still making okay money. Went to the ER and told them I was going to kill myself (protip: don't do this. They want you locked up until you're ready to start talking normal). Quit my job after that and now I'm basically living off my savings and doing interviews that never seem to lead anywhere and at this point I might as well resort to freelancing and doordash or whatever. Dont go to art school. As if you needed me to tell you that.

Alright, the banana cinnamon rolls for tomorrow breakfast are ready :D
see you tomorrow (owo)/

I'm really smart just really bad with math and that kinda stuff
>>40421772
I feel like mine gets drained here

>>40421788
Have a good one ^^

i get some hairy sexy mf to myself tomorrow :3

>>40421776
no offense but they can probably sense your crazy right now, get it under control and i’d bet it will turn around. what kind of art do you create are you a photographer

>>40421776
Alright so you should know that you have to lie on future applications and have a friend to back up your false references. I'm just telling you. The truth is just worthless to you and a liability so get rid of it. We are talking about survival here.

I should get some Ovaltine. I am in the mood for a malt but have none.

>>40421766
Wtf is wrong with fucking black guys racist and why did you say that in a response to a post about IQ..

I saw Neale Degrass Tyson say that the dumbest person in the world is African and the smartest person is African because of Africa's genetic diversity

>>40421857
He might be right, if you consider Africans humans, or at least humanoid. The problem is everyone in the middle cant count their nuts and come up with the same number twice.

I hate myself for finding Epstein hot when I first saw him

>>40421849
https://voca.ro/11SJzlAyGuWx

>>40421798
No I get it. I'm even aware of how crazy I am right now and that adds to the fear. Started in drawing, but got my degree in graphic design. I might just have to accept the fact that I need to go on welfare or whatever until I become sane again. Really hoping there's a brighter side at the end of this because I never thought it would ever get this bad. Weird how I just fucked my own life up because I was basically just bored.

If you could say one thing in particular to all the gay trans men reading this, what would you say?

>>40421902
Me too

>>40421913
https://voca.ro/1ewdflIRQ5zc

>>40421913
i want to impregnate you

>>40421913
Demand better mental health treatment. You can be trans and recovering and take as long as you need. But you arent going to do it while being guided by some quack who is deliberately trying to be deluded to appease you for your come-back money.

>>40421931
Hey now. Easy does it. I have feelings. Kinda.

>>40421902
Not surprising, even fags like us would suck a homeless man's dick

>>40421907
well the good news is that bpd is pretty treatable once you’re willing to make a change and you can pull yourself back together but it’s probably gonna take a while so be prepared for that have you done anything you’re proud of lately artistically or otherwise

Gays cant even commit to having a standard, so why would you ever expect them to commit to a man.

>>40421857
Actually the dumbest person in the world and the smartest person in the world is in this very thread

>>40421913
Hello hello!!

>>40421841
Appreciate that advice if only because it reinforces what I already kind of knew. Honesty is never the best policy. Don't know why they teach try to teach kids otherwise.

>>40421955
https://voca.ro/13GF0nqhUfru

albert einstein had a gorilla grip boochie

>>40421952
Nope.

>>40421966
To control them, is the practical reason. The second, less intentional reason, is that it has to be a virtue for society to function, in the abstract. But in practical reality, an adult has to learn that at scale, humans use language most effectively as a weapon for gain. We have to have laws against deception so that the rewards go to the most skilled at it and keep down competition. Honesty is not even good policy between individuals; it can be needlessly hurtful and disruptive. You can have many virtues and still not need honesty as some principle. The whole point is that you should avoid situations where you feel you have to lie in the first place.

>>40421990
you should make that a goal then even if it’s something small, it’s important to have things to anchor you when you’re freaking out about being nothing

>>40421903
There are no "studies" that support racism that's not science

>>40422063
https://voca.ro/159SyXG4J1NH

>>40422049
https://voca.ro/12XIsltQxKBR

>>40422080
https://voca.ro/12nZPiHW1DzJ

>>40422024
True.
>>40422025
also true. Sorry. Go back to talking about dicks or whatever. Dicks are cool.

>>40422081
Nazi studies are not valid forms of science and actually those results are probably skewed because of the legacy of slavery In America and you just know the white partner called them the n word first so it's self defense against macro aggressions that result in murder unfortunately and it shouldn't be counted as murder more manslaughter

I like nazi studies as long as they vilify non-whites.

>23
zamn pancakes is younger than me? IM OLD

I could pass for a highschooler easy

>>40422111
https://voca.ro/15marzX1ttkE

>>40422119
aociopath eyes

why is the schizo autist spamming the thread again

>>40420090 (OP)
eat ass why

>>40422109
you don’t have to feel sorry for anything i also have it and have experienced similar situations so i know how it feels is all

>>40422137
they can’t help themselves

Why is he always ranting about teenage girls it gives me the heebie geebies

>>40422181
knew you were a jew

>>40422137
Beatles real love :/

>>40422183
I'm 12% Ashkenazi what of it?

>>40422192
you're unhappy because you're alone at 40 and others have what you want
miserable old cunt

>>40422137
He literally has nothing else going for him and no one else to turn to

Xd

>>40422126
I'm just going to take this moment to post the saddest song ever made:
https://youtu.be/eN0rk5uOe2E?si=o2-QVJ9zcaKYagNB

I've been a slampig before ;_;

Didn't mean that to be a reply I'm drunk sorry.

>>40422254
https://youtu.be/mSNUE3blMTE

Man who was shunned by every website possible shunned by the loser website, crashes out. Film played daily

>>40422286
Man is generous lol

>>40422278
Winner winner chicken dinner okurr

>>40422288
40 year old dead end life scum*

>>40422147
Thanks.

How come nobody wants to talk about trans people using the washroom
Im trans and I like to shit fat man sized turds in the ladies room it gives me gender euphoria to have them smelling my poo

embarrassingly desperate attention seeking behavior

I poo and then I never flush better to have a cisoid see it and have to flush

>>40422317
the vocaroos? yeah theyre sad

>>40422312
>>40422329
I can tell your not really trans nice bait

Don't be afraid

>>40422375
Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds.

>>40421296
our response flamersisters??

>>40422441
can't be arsed.
fagcent is cute and makes my dick hard, full on flamers are gross, imitating black women, yucko tier mentalists

I need a guy to fuck me just violently enough so that I can stop being so wound up, without it being traumatizing
it's a fine line to walk
maybe I'll hookup with a guy on Saturday so I'm less stressed about visiting family on Sunday

>>40422441
I'm glad I'm not a flamer, they tend to be kinda stupid ime

>>40422441
I have a poon so not relatable

Mogged you

How come most guys won't even blow you if you have HIV it's not like it's transmissible by that way

My top bf listens to Nicki minaj all day and it's starting to annoy me

No one listens to Nicki anymore dumbass

thick handsome cock pressing against a bottom's ass like a smoldering piece of wood drawn from a campfire
need to swallow precum rn reeeee

>>40422475
yeah it is

>>40422497
you should accidentally drop his phone in a lake

>>40422462
Hi are you a gayden?

Eager to see my boyf tomorrow

>>40422317
mr pancakes every thread and without fail

>>40422588
well no

I'm gaped

>>40421801
bulls don't have udders, get it right next time

>>40422475
Gimme your poz load

pozzy slampig gen >.<

I need to rape a GenZ slut ASAP

cant fuck zoomers the normal way?

>>40422158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPcDyl6tCV8

My boyfriend is a zoomer and I am a millennial

>>40422729
Rape appeals more to me than the normal way I am a dominant alpha

Shit that never happened award

>>40422735
Post feet

>>40422735
Post bfs feet

>>40422740
bitter lonely old

>>40422735
What are the biggest generational differences between yourselves?

oh damn maybe you guys were right that the guy with the cut off fingers is the vocaroo poster, it would make sense why he can't type and needs to mostly do everything by audio and whatever the disability settings on his phone allows him to do

>>40422441
From where do flamers get all their energy from? Like it takes energy to behave like they do all day.
>>40422735
want millennial boomer bf

>>40422766
lmao

>>40422766
I look like this

im a gay alpha male rapist

need a teenie wrestler bf with patchy facial hair

>>40422455
i'd send you money for a pedicure

I can't believe they didn't cast him as zelda

Bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that bumpin that

>>40422787
Legit all i want b4 I die is to rape a barely legal teen wrestler with self esteem problems

>>40422793
>him

>>40422798
Is there a proble? He is a man

>>40422791
I don't
Want
To
Be
Feminine

>>40422759
generational/cultural crossover, his devotion to his family and the level of control they have over him

Tops dont wash dey feet

>>40422805
are you not close to your family?

>>40422766
hopefully he puts a gun in his mouth and blows his jaw off next

>>40422803
having nice feet is masc

hairy bony feetsies in my mouth

>gross and unkept = masculine
Baka

>>40422812
You will before I will

>>40422822
you'll spend your entire weekend here alone :3

>>40422811
Not to the extent he is. An appropriate amount for a man that lives outside of the house in a different city

>>40422826
post thread i want to know what happened

>>40422816
No it's not. Real men, not Instagram people. They don't give a shit about ppl who suck feet. It's a dumb fetish.

>>40422832
>>40422832
>>40422832

>>40422827
you'll be dead in a year :3

>>40422831
having calloused feet and nails overtaken by fungus isn't masc, it's just disgusting third worlder behavior

>>40422839
He never had anyone that cared to teach him how to groom himself

>>40422839
You're weird

>>40422830
he never said what happened just posted a pic saying he lost his fingers, didn't respond to any of the comments
>>40416859

saw trannysuxker walking the street rn and he hid. think he felt like he was being followed

>>40420090 (OP)
omg gay dating seem like soo much fah- nvm yall enjoy.