Thread 40422473

Qott : If money were no object, what would you do?

>>40419442

>>40422473 (OP)
qott: goon my clitty like a good little sissy

>>40422477
I'll kill you

>>40422473 (OP)
Money is no object on dadbux currently
I'm neeting sitting at home 7 days a week recording music for a couple hours every other day and shitposting on 4chan in the interim
Currently trying to fix my life and get a job despite that being pretty chill because I'm realizing I'm going to die in shrieking agony of regret otherwise
Ain't that a stitch

>>40422473 (OP)
Make the world a better place

>>40422473 (OP)
Would it be okay if the chaser told you he could only do it with the lights off and music playing

Get surgerues I wanted, buty mom a house. Buy my friend a house and transition needs and go on a road trip around the US and record it on tapes. Then use the footage for shitty indie music I make on old equipment

>>40422488
You can do that without money

chasers,
would you misgender and deadname ur gf if she was into it

>>40422503
Yes

>>40422493
How are you wulfim?

>>40422503
No bitch im not gay you fucking faggot you are a girl and always will be

>>40422473 (OP)
>Qott : If money were no object, what would you do?
build a Tmtuscan style house in the woods with about 6 acres of land (lots of woods) a large fenced area for dogs and goats, a few horses so I can run through the trails on my land, probably have a really nice in ground pool, uhh buy a ton of cool clothes, a set of armor, probably get a BA maybe little ffs work not much just a little on my nose and chin, then probably travel a ton and go to a lot of concerts

>>40422507
this is what my bi bf says
cause he’s like “uh ill do it, but i see you as nothing but a woman” BRUHHHHHHH, just call me a faggot good boy, u know u want too …

i love chaser im sorry for being mean earlier. i love you all

>>40422522
Sorry babe, I've moved on to enbies.

>>40422520
i fear i will never find this...

>>40422493
You're killin it with the auspicious location pics btw

>>40422494
That’s a good answer
>>40422498
I mean it’d be easier with money, because with money comes influence in a way. I mean like it was a goofy one off answer, if I really had money I’d be the biggest shrewd bitch alive. I’d buy every gender affirming surgery possible and buy lots of Vivian Westwood clothes and a dark gothic mansion.

>>40422528
thts cool you know im something of an enby myself id rly like to she/them nuts if you know what im saying

>>40422506
Ibisher abisher lighttoe headdoeable buttoes beautiflim absoluerly soim matoeable thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40422536
what

Gn everyone. Love u

>>40422534
Uh, I'll show you my sack when I'm less sleepy.

>>40422536
Maybe take a nappy and drink some water, you gonna go out and do something today?

>>40422545
WAKE UP!!!!

>>40422541
Goodnight i love you

>>40422541
Nightsicles

>>40422552
Jeez, you must be really pent up.

>>40422564
im not sure how i havent made that clear enough by now. i am in a six year dry spell brought on by the fatal mistake of taking hormones. i fear i may never feel the touch of a man again

>>40422473 (OP)
Probably pay off my mum's mortgage so she can retire and enjoy her latter years. She is the best person I know and deserves to enjoy her twilight years as much as possible.

>>40422541
night bestie

do u think its possible to train a man into not being reddit

>>40422473 (OP)
Nuclear powered sea city where I fuck everyone

>>40422575
What does this even mean?
>>40422571
Booking my flight.

>>40422578
pls save me ive made so many dating app profiles and its just the trenches every single time

>>40422578
It means projection

>>40422530
Ibisher figurim Ibisher deeim mre absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40422537
yeeims unddoestanddoeable onnry somferish levimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40422548
Ibisher grettoeable fuddoes anddoes mayberish sorttoeable mimery glassim outtoes absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

ok i go buy redbull so i can text u harder pls think about all ur favourite things about me while im gone. i love you

>>40422575
>litchrelly just created a reddit account tonight for the first time
I'm so sorry bronya

need twinkhon gf

>>40422577
Andrew Ryan?

>>40422601
That was powered with a geothermal plant. But I like where your head is at.

>>40422592
it's fine to HAVE an account I made one during the hack to try and find everyone but just don't be reddit like it actually gives me the ick so hard

Need Handsome Jack BPD boyfriend

>>40422601
Is a man not entitled to the sweat from his gf's running shorts? No, says the puritan in america, it belongs in the wash. Ladies and gentlemen... Babeopolis

love when she is tall and skinny and has long hair and is a bit shy I don’t care if she doesn’t pass

>>40422616
Best post of the week

>>40422620
im shy if that counts. i have none of these other traits. but I love you

>>40422620
wait what are we thinking for this one tho I genuinely don't know where to place it. could go either HSGP or EPGP

test

>>40422632
No you don’t, it’s cool tho I don’t love you either
my heart belongs to a lanky twinkhon

>>40422637
you should be sleeping, baby

>>40422637
okay im going to trip again with this

>>40422642
wish i could, ill go to bed when i get home

I love getting attention-whores banned.

>>40422657
I wish you were coming home to me

Bronya

>>40422663
i love making high quality rage bait threads that make people tilted, brewing up one rn

>>40422473 (OP)
>If money were no object, what would you do?
get more surgeries than like anyone ever, probably leave the UK, somehow find a husband who'll live a quiet life with me somewhere...
>>40422575
depends how far gone he is, might be easier to fix a chud desu
>>40422577
where have I heard this one before...
>>40422581
seething

Ibisher shallry returim Ibisher wishim tee opttoeables oppry absoluerly soim matoeables

>>40422683
Take care of yourself wulfim

>>40422681
>somehow find a husband who'll live a quiet life with me somewhere...
hi hello hi there how are you hello

>>40422668
im a fat man with hairy butt

>>40422703
same

>>40422638
i do love you. dont doubt me
>>40422669
wht about her
>>40422681
im giving up on fixing chuds its literally not possible
>>40422703
hello ;)

i am a white man

I wish attention whoring in the form of general selfie spam were more permitted/tolerated

Always wanna see more cuties

>>40422714
>hello ;)
im a hairless straight trans woman

>>40422717
i post selfies all the time its rly fun. i guess ill get into trouble for it eventually
>>40422719
ok well do u know any fat men w hairy butts

>>40422714
No!

>>40422734
i love you

>>40422719
now we’re talking
>>40422722
am hairy but not fat

Insomnia again

Hope if I drift here for another two hours then rest uneasy with the tv on I wake up 3 hours later only somewhat tired beyond function

I am also hairy but not fat

Otter boxing night in chasergen

>>40422738
hi baby

>>40422737
>>40422743
i dont discriminate otters are hot too. what are u up to tonight

>>40422722
>ok well do u know any fat men w hairy butts
yeah
>>40422737

Love when she doesnt pass at all and you convince her to girlmode

>>40422747
hairy but NOT fat...

>>40422745
My neighbor was just complaining about the number of bugs in her apartment. I found two for the first time today.

>>40422746
I’m up thinking about my twinkhon dream girl
>>40422749
it’s good for her honestly

>>40422754
do you need me to help check your butthole

>>40422755
tell me more abt her twinkhon is a broad spectrum right. where does she shop what flavour of twinkhon is she

chaser bf who understands that i have the mandate of heaven

Love when she passes and you convince her to boymode

>>40422760
I‘ve got a shiny coin under there for you if you do

>>40422768
You cant be a woman and have the mandate you dumb bitch

>>40422771
hotttttt
>>40422777
dropped and fingered. u wldnt get it

>>40422761
she is over six feet tall
she is thin and pale
she has long straight blond hair
she likes rick owens clothing
she belongs in my arms

>>40422779
Dont reply to me twice faggot

>>40422784
you want me so bad it makes you look stupid

>>40422774
no need, the work is reward enough

>>40422780
oh thats couture... good for her she seems cool. i believe u may be describing alex consani

>>40422789
Perhaps you could share it with twelve other posters in the thread

Hi I’m not a chaser. I’m just posting in here because all of the other threads are quite. Are you guys gay? Or would you deep down prefer a cis woman, but most are shit people and not worth it?

>>40422801
post hole or get the fuck out you tourist

>>40422801
I want a woman that doesnt go outside therefore its mostly trannies

>>40422473 (OP)
I would save chasers from their neet lives, make a facility that provided them with basic resources and motivators that got them healthy, fit, and attractive and started a neet chaser dating game show like love island matching neet chasers and trannies

>>40422810
id to this too but it matches the chasers w each other

good morning chiggy genners. time to exercise

>>40422824
Five more minutes mom

>>40422804
bronya stoppp I get so horny when u bite back

>>40422815
Hott… even tho it’s a rival show

>>40422804
I don’t listen to bronies, bronia.

>>40422806
Yea the one trans women I was seeing before realizing it wouldn’t work out literally never left the house. I would have to drag her outside if we ever did anything and if she ABSOLUTELY had to go somewhere she had the fast gay walk in and out. She wouldn’t tell me the last time she went outside before we went someplace to meet up, but I’m thinking a year because she had a roommate that took care of groceries and stuff.

>>40422851
You sound like a chaser you would fit right in faggot

>>40422840
i was saying it's time for me to exercise, but in that case get your ass under the barbell NOW!

>>40422841
bitches love my unpleasant nature
>>40422843
free yourself from this masculine mindset... we are leaders in our field lets collaborate not compete twin
>>40422851
i wish i was a brony so bad. good morning everybronya /)

>>40422795
yeah pretty close except my baby doesn’t pass as much as Alex facially (andro fem not masc) but she is cool and funny like Alex and she’s also a model

>>40422858
Naw I broke it off because I don’t want a girl with a dick. Never gonna do that again.

>>40422869
Yeah totally faggot thats why you came back to the gay board i believe you

>>40422801
I don’t think cis women are bad people and ai think they’re really pretty but trans women are also really pretty

>>40422868
ok thank you i can confidently place you in my taxonomy now. grateful for the data have a nice day

>>40422485
would a job fix my life if it makes me hate my life more?

>>40422877
where do I fit

>>40422872
Yes, but probably not in the way you’re thinking.

>>40422873
That’s fair.

>>40422697
hello anon
>>40422714
if he's not gay or like way too autistic there's hope _/\_
>>40422851
>she had the fast gay walk in and out
pls I have to know what this means..

>>40422893
I have only ever dated cis women but I would def date some of the trans women that post on this board because they are so cute

>>40422900
so you’d like a husband?

>>40422473 (OP)
>qott
probably do nothing and play videogames like right now

>>40422900
There is a joke that gays are always really fast walkers going point A to point B with no deterrents all business. Probably a survival thing.

>>40422904
I would but it's not possible

>>40422879
ok dont get mad but im tentatively diagnosing you as HSGP. you have an extremely clear idea of a girl in mind which is generally a trait of ppl who want to skinwalk. you're also into fashion which either means you're rich or a girl and nobody here has any fucking money
>>40422900
they r all gay and way too autistic not that i mind but

>>40422914
oh that's what I meant.. yeah I do that :x

>>40422914
50% survival instinct 50% bcs im always listening to womanizer and trying to walk in time

I lowkey just want a chaser that’s around my age that will play games and watch shows with me and possibly meet up with me

>>40422901
I was in the same boat and thought the same thing until I actually got with a trans girl. Kinda sucks because she was passing and way out of my league. Kinda want to try and get with a ftm now. I’ve slept with trans guy pre hrt so I don’t think that counts.

>>40422925
honestly yea. i dont even need the age thing as long as hes actually fun 2 be around

>>40422925
Do you pass

>>40422919
>>40422922
Lol

>>40422925
Any boyfriend would be great

>>40422687
thmearkig yeeims matoeable Ibisher returim

>>40422738
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40422801
Ibisher nottoes gayim matoeable absoluerly soim Ibisher jisty subscribboe tee whattoe evish Ibisher fuckim issry mimery bichim absoluerly soim matoeable fergibberattoeable mimery vularables absoluerly soim matoeable

its definitely at least a little bit of an ick if u cant even imagine ur chaser planning an act of domestic terror

>>40422918
I dunno what those letters mean but I don’t like fashion, I actually don’t like her Rick Owens fits I like when she wears flowing dresses and demure stuff because it makes me want to marry her

>>40422925
What‘s your age?

>>40422936
When do you sleep? I see you posting a lot and worry about you not getting enough rest.

>>40422915
what’s the problem
>>40422925
this sounds really nice
>>40422927
what was the problem with the trans girl?

>>40422940
Is shitting my pants in a maccas an act of terror

my genuine biggest ick is craft beer assholes which unfortunately rules out like 90% of the ppl here. brewdog is a deliberate westminister psyop on my people
>>40422941
thats beautiful anon... i hope u will be rly happy together
>>40422948
no but it is husband behaviour. add me on discord im willing to pay a LOT of money for a video of that

>>40422947
Seems hard to find idk why :/

>>40422947
>problem with the trans girl
No, problem with me. Dick gives me the ick. It probably would have been fine if she had bottom surgery, but alas.

>>40422950
we lost touch about a year ago so
>>40422952
maybe so but seems like a lot of people are looking

>>40422954
thats unfortunate... you'll find another one! i believe in you! its never over!

>>40422953
ah gotcha I can only speak hypothetically but I don’t think it would bother me I have been with girls with like wonky vaginas and it’s just not a big deal to me

>>40422963
obsessed w a baddie w a wonky vagina. good for her

>>40422945
ittoes tee summerish soim Ibisher deeny sleeppoeable tee loimggoes absoluerly soim matoeable thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable

Buying my tranner a large big mac meal because i love her and i spoil her then forcing her to throw it all back up when we get home because i dont like fat girls

>>40422967
Do you have a link to the taxonomy

>>40422969
Can we date I’m anamaxxing and been craving McDonald’s fries

>>40422969
this is hot but i feel like a bad person for saying that. not because its problematic but because big macs are fucking disgusting
>>40422971
im just working off the pinned version in the gatekeeper's server for now! i posted it in last thread uhh give me a sec and ill find it

>>40422968
Come tae bed! You can post tomorrow after brekie

>>40422974
>>40422975
I cant believe they send anagirls to the psych ward for looking amazing

>>40422971
here it is! >>40421844
>>40422978
ears perked up the second i saw scots are u toying w me anon... have we spoken before...
>>40422984
i am unfortunately large & contain multitudes but i am slowly warming up to anamaxxing unfortunately. my skeleton is too bricky for that tho i think i can feel my face masculinising as i get skinnier :I

>>40422963
I hope you find a good gf anon : )

>>40422984
I weightcycled to get bigger boobs and tits but I’m getting back to 55kg ^~^

i got some good music recs around this time yesterday is anyone w good taste around today. i cant keep just listening to portishead on loop

>>40422978
Ibisher grunnim beeims abisher wakim fer abisher fewim mre hourims matoeable Ibisher wuddoes lubberattoeable tee sleeppoeable assro thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40422914
I do other things fast too like dishes and chores, and driving from a to b or food shopping, like all the mandatory stuff i find annoying and want to get over with quick.

>>40422918
yeah...
>>40422927
ew tf
>>40422940
I can fix him!
>>40422947
I'm a grotesque man, without all that surgery he couldn't even look at me
>>40422950
lmao
>>40422969
....

>>40422998
Ok i was joking i just pretend to be a male manipulator because its funny
Dont starve yourself you fucking retard

>>40422991
So basically as long as I look 16 chasers will date me

>>40423015
you get it! exactly

>>40422960
yeah I was so dumb

>>40423013
Oh…… I eat two pieces of bread a day
I thought more people would be supportive but everyone’s just mean to me…

>>40423012
how are u doing today u seem like ur in a better mood than usual... i feel like we've been fighting all the time lately im sorry
>>40423018
it happens dont get in your head about it. everyone is constantly learning and growing...

>>40423023
Just because i want to fuck you doesnt mean i approve of your lifestyle

>>40422995
thanks! you too

>>40423001
sour times is one of the coolest tracks ever it is my babe I told you about in musical form

>>40423027
I’m ok with that too as long as we can hang out after n watch anime

>>40423012
>grotesque
What are we talking here

>>40423035
its really beautiful. ive been listening to some of their earlier stuff recently. there's something so deeply cringe about that triphop style right but its so glamourous at the same time...

>>40423041
What anime im not watching slice of life slop no matter how good the head is babe

fucking worgen scum

>>40423043
idk what is even slightly cringe about sour times it is so smoky and sexy and perfect

>>40423044
Watching blue lock rn, favorites are hxh, stiens gate, and baccano. Solo leveling is a guilty pleasure and I own all of bleach manga it’s probably my favorite big 3 bc of nostalgia

>>40423050
smoky is exactlyyyyy the right word for it... idk it always almosttt gives electroswing for me which is so middle aged poly couple core to me but its not its cool i think im just wormed. i just love how sultry and cold it is i feel like tht
>>40423052
thank u for mentioning steins gate so i have an excuse to post my husband and the love of my life

>>40423052
Ok fine we can watch baccano i had someone tell me it was good but i never got around to it because i gave up on anime

>>40423061
hehehe. look at him w his burger and his little juice box.

>>40423064
It’s like fmab but if it took place in the 1910’s and everyone was part of a mafia, instead of alchemist battles it’s gang wars

>>40423064
who was telling u baccano is good are u run through or something

>>40423061
I love him sm

>>40423061
it’s like james bond but a filthy alley it’s wearing shades under a nightclub’s neon sign it’s vampire

>>40423052
>>40423061
Did you relate to the trans fag character

>>40423075
Baccano is good :>

>>40423087
Absolutely

Now that i think about it steins gate may have been my first exposure to trannies i just didnt process it as the time

>>40423076
im literally so obsessed w him its not even funny i wish they made literally any merch of him that wasn't dog. maybe i should pick up the hat at some point. a chaser on here posted that he owns it and i kind of fell in love with him instantly but he disappeared straight away :(
>>40423084
soooo true babe...
>>40423087
no and i genuinely think she was so fucking annoying and useless it instantly made me able to be an independent and happy tranny instead of a useless boymotor like the poor souls on here. she literally made me so mad bcs wtf is your problem why are you crying all the time. i wanted to be kurisu as an egg and i transitioned into moeka which i guess is okay too

>>40423099
cuz nobody luvs mayyyyyy it’s troo-ah

>>40423097
Same here, luka was one of the first femboy trannies i jerked off to

Wish I would get groped by a chaser to clock me in front of our friend group …..

>>40423113
ok but this would heal me though

>>40423112
Sometimes i think the japanese tried to turn us into chasers on purpose

>>40423119
I thought itaru merch would fix u women can’t make up their fucking mind

>>40423128
there are many paths to enlightenment anon. are you retarded or something

>>40423113
I want to smack your ass to embarrass you more

>>40423131
I’m on this board instead of doing anything else what do u think

>>40423138
im using this board as a path to enlightenment so it stands to reason at least one other person is. thats not true im using it because ive gotten about 2x hotter in a couple months since posting here

>>40423136
>~< that would be terrible and I would hate it!!! You should definitely not do it and especially not in my DMs. .

chaser chaser chaser i made him out of clay
chaser chaser chaser i text with him all day :D

I use this board to practise texting women
Now all i need to do is find a gf that doesnt cry when i call her a faggot and a tranny

>>40423149
i did this one already but its been stuck in my head. i love him

>>40423153
Haiiiiiiiii

>>40423153
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>40423144
What are those DMs so that I know to respect your boundaries and avoid them?

>>40423166
They’re on discord and totally won’t add u if I happen to find your username somewhere online…

>>40423158
>>40423160
*Gf that passes

>>40423175
i pass. whats the problem

>>40423175
Oh….. I’m good at makeup but look like a teenage boy without it does that count

>>40423178
>>40423184
Sorry i thought it would be funny to be mean i take it back i love you babe

>>40423172
Well whatever you do then, don‘t look for gk_fridericus

>>40423188
Don’t take it back wtf that was hot …

>>40423188
no i kind of needed that

fucking trannies man what a bunch of freaks

>>40423197
Where do they fit on the taxonomy

>>40423210
tentative EGP but i hate giving a diagnosis this early. ideally they should have a couple years of lived experience first

>>40423195
>>40423197
Dont do this to me i just jerked off and it hurts to be hard again this soon

>>40423219
I can send nudes if that helps (:

>>40423219
don't worry im an expert! we can get that refractory period down to about 10-15 minutes with a little work. just leave it to bronya

>>40423227
I used to talk to a chaser without a refractory period and it was kinda insanely hot but he left me for a youngshit latina with a bbl

>>40423234
happens. men are pigs

>>40423025
I'm really not..
>i feel like we've been fighting all the time lately im sorry
I don't take it srsly like ofc u don't fw how I talk about the gays lol
>>40423042
like truly monstrous ogrehon with multiple physical deformities

>>40423225
It would help a lot

>>40423234
awfullim matoeable Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims absoluerly soim

>>40423237
LMAOOO ok good ur valid i support u i think u generally do god's work

>>40423113
omg u can't just tell them this tho
>>40423153
what if she still cries but kinda likes it?

i am a white man

>>40423250
I mean chasers r retarded so u gotta be forward

>>40423252
issry thre abisher reasin yeeims deeim thattoes matoeable

>>40423245
I lied I’m incredibly ugly and would give u a reverse boner

>>40423261
I fucking hate you faggot

>>40423265
I’m close … >~<

>>40423260
maybe

>>40423273
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40423247
that rly is the message desu.

>>40423276
and also with u /)(\

>>40423270
Got me excited for nothing worthless tease

>>40423282
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40423286
What’s ur kik if ur trying to dirty talk me let’s do it somewhere private baby

>>40423293
EPGP spotted

>>40423298
You don’t have enough information about my motives or intent for a final judgement

>>40423303
no using kik alone is enough

waking up my beloved chaser husband of 7 years by peeing on him

>>40423318
Then u wake up again and realize its just ur dog

>>40423324
even better

anyone here like to parTy

>>40423261
I’d still like to see

Why is the WINDOW talking to ME

>>40423344
Envision a jar of lard, put Victoria’s Secret panties on it, add stretch marks all around it and then put a broom inside the jar handle up and a vintage movie tshirt on the broomstick and that’s me

>>40423359
nona i fear your talents may be wasted on this website

>>40423363
They are but I’m lonely and have no friends

when are people just gonna let me be emperor of the world?

>>40423368
i get it. same

>>40423359
Haha so like what‘s the movie :)

>>40423377
Some 80’s or 90’s horror movie, today it’s scream

>>40423359
I need the pics I think I can still get a bit harder

>>40423382
I bet a jar of lard would feel good to put my dick in

I was told by my therapist and men online that being a internet slut is not conductive of getting into a relationship and thus I should only send nudes to people I’m dating

>>40423390
its not as good as you would think. its surprisingly hard when refrigerated and pretty tricky to maintain at the right temperature to have a little give but enough grip. i would recommend immersing it in water at the desired temp before use for around 5-10 minutes

>>40423398
>and men online
What fucking retard ruined it for the rest of us

>>40423400
Some chaser I had esex with after a day of talking to and said I moved too fast and we shouldn’t talk anymore and if I wanted to get into a relationship shouldn’t do that then blocked me

>>40423398
I’d still like to see a pic even if not nude

>>40423409
bronya’s gunna call me annoying again if I post here

>>40423404
How did i miss the window on talking to the whore tranner
Fuck this chungus life

I want to look at girls and would also enjoy a non nude

>>40423416
i wouldnt call u annoying i love u. im sorry if u caught me in a bad mood before
>>40423418
i can try and take a cute picture if bronya would be okay. im dressed kinda schlubby today though...

>>40423417
There are hundreds of them dude, and more every day.

>>40423426
They only come here after they try to better themselves
Where do i find them still in their destructive phase

>>40423404
Oh fuck that retard what a faggot sounds like a fake chaser

>>40423409
let’s see it please

>>40423418
>>40423409
https://unsee cc/album#Dd3bJ1RuVbyv

>>40423445
Whaaaaat this girl is pretty

pisses me off when retards come in here posting stupid shit about the jews or whatever when its obvious after you read what they're saying that the group that they actually take issue with is yankee pigs but they're too brainwashed to actually understand that. neonazism is a shitty psyop designed to distract ppl from the urgency with which we must bomb america

>>40423445
Damn you‘re pretty

Would not abandon after e-sex

>>40423445
ur totally cute i feel bad that i was 100% sure u were going to be nikocado's asshole

>>40423457
ikr post nudity idiocy

>>40423460
Lmfaoooo

>>40423464
*post nut

>>40423451
Even in the 11th century expulsions from england it was just a distraction from their shitty governent being shitty and led by inbreds

>>40423450
>>40423457
>>40423464
Ty guys ^~^ and no I’m not posting nudes

>>40423471
I think i got the century wrong whatever gotta goon be back later

>>40423464
yea its the post nut thing. better getting dumped than murdered! haha :)
>>40423471
ugh yea ur right i knew that. its always like this. no reason for it to be particularly bothering me this time around... need to self crit
>>40423477
enjoy your goon! i love you btw

Why are we being nice if they won't even post nudes

>>40423475
No I wasn’t asking for nudes I was saying whatever guy dumped you is a dumb fuck
I want to hold your little hands

>>40423483
If u want my nudes date me :>

>>40423483
cause its a nice world :D and everything is full of love

>>40423485
Pls….

>>40423481
>This time around
I knew you were 1000 years old. And thank you very much love you back

>>40423494
They’re so cute and your nails are perfect

>>40423451
>>40423471
jq shit neonazism, and zionism are all very anglo actually

>>40423499
also homosexual

>>40423486
wya

>>40423498
Thanks ^~^ I need to redo them soon they’re getting too long and untidy

>>40423506
southeast us near tx

>>40423483
if u always just want nudes directly ur pornbrained and disgusting actually

>>40423517
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLOWN YOU USELESS WHORE

>>40423499
thts true

>>40423522
u hate me cus I'm right...

>>40423530
It could be because you’re a faggot

>>40423517
You dont get it because you're an emasculated faggot but real men like seeing attractive women naked

>>40423542
I google big boob get 2 billion results

>>40423547
wait does this actually work. brb

>>40423507
you seem like a very sweet girl thank you for posting seeing you made my day better

chiggy gennys, the pump has been summoned and the deed is done. here’s your daily bicep pic because i’m a post-workout manwhore who runs on validation and whey

>>40423555
kinda small. are u getting enough protein?

>>40423555
Nice

>>40423535
uh I call out faggots tho remember? do try to keep up anon
>>40423542
ofc they do that's not what makes u pornbrained
>>40423555
keep it up anon, but stay modest _/\_

i love world of warcraft

>>40423573
gamercide when tho

>>40423573
>>40423577
You faggots go right to the heartland of chudsville and really didnt expect to see gamer seethe?

>>40423564
they look small because i store most of my protein in sarcasm.

>>40423565
thanks. you can print it out and put it under your pillow if it helps.

>>40423567
i am extremely humble actually. that’s why i only posted one bicep instead of both.

>>40423577
hopefully with some urgency
>>40423583
no i did expect to see it and im glad i finally did. i dont know how to operate the social stuff i really want to find a husband on here. i cant help it chuds make me horny

>>40423588
ofc
>>40423596
fr

why tf is the standard party size for wow 5 players thats such guro

>>40423596
>i cant help it chuds make me horny
Perhaps I can suspend my principled position of always ignoring bronya.
I now want your selfies >>40423423

>>40423608
Dps sissies got uppity so they had to add another one in over ff

>>40423622
i think chud4woke is kind of cute its like how they say if you're a real catholic you should date outside the faith in order to convert someone. i do fucking hate chuds. but i think hate and love are two sides of the same coin. isnt that totally gross doesnt it make you hate yourself

>>40423550
Do you have disc ^~^

>>40423636
Are you a real catholic bronya?

Do i really have to become a chud to get a tranny gf
I should have never developed empathy

>>40423639
yep
leopard_ferio
but I’m boring : )

>>40423636
No just makes me hate you

>>40423647
i go to mass every sunday and i pray a rosary every night for forgiveness for posting on this website
>>40423648
no you most certainly do not. chuds are extremely debuffed relative to normal guys

>>40423659
I can never tell when you're serious.

>>40423666
i'm always serious anon

>>40423636
I find chuds repulsive. And same for the women who involve themselves with them.

>>40423648
no just don't be soi either

>>40423675
that's fine. it's a woman's natural instinct to try and fix men. it takes a lot of work to get out of that pattern. those women are probably very "high value"

>>40423673
lol

>Trannies
>Nooo we don't like chuds ewww just be normal! ^_^
>Also Trannies
>If he doesnt choke and hit me randomly and tell me how much he wants to kill me and is openly homophobic im gonna get the ick and leave him

>>40423693
you’re confusing trannies with you projecting your unresolved daddy issues onto every mentally ill e-girl who blocked you mid-coomer spiral. touch grass, not yourself.

>>40423685
I think I just hold women to a higher standard than men honestly. I feel like they should know better.

>>40423700
One day you'll be honest with yourself

>>40423693
can i be real ur bait has been so ass lately do u want to talk about it. are u lacking creative dr- nvm. guess there's one born every minute
>>40423701
yea i do the same for sure

>>40423706
i am honest with myself. the difference is i don’t need a 4chan thread to process my feelings like you do

>>40423693
Stop trying to date the crazy ones.

>>40423693
>and is openly homophobic im gonna get the ick
ok this one's kinda true tho
>>40423700
>touch grass, not yourself
lmao ur so based

>>40423648
why tf would that help? chasers are retards

>>40423720
No

>>40423726
Why are you so homophobic anyway? Like sure some gays suck but they don't seem to suck more than just men in general and you're not a misandrist.

>>40423737
>and you're not a misandrist
Gonna need a source on this one

Trannies seem very cat-coded.

>>40422473 (OP)
>Qott : If money were no object, what would you do?
Get a 3000 sq ft condo downtown just for hosting orgies with a good balance women, men, and tranners.

>>40423743
Not really. You're thinking of their autism.

>>40422473 (OP)
>qott
money is no object but idk what to do with it

>>40423761
Become sugar mother to the masses. Or me, mostly me, just me actually.

>>40423743
my friend says this
>>40423760
she has autism

>>40423743
Then why are they so obessed with dogs

>>40423743
nyaaa

>>40423766
i like the word mother more than mommy. thank you
>>40423775
dogs are cute
>>40423780
so true bestie

>>40423767
Yeah, see. I'm the autism whisperer, I know their antics.

>>40423737
lmao it rly depends how much time we have, but I really do mean all gays and actually what homosexuality is inherently.
>>40423742
depends what u mean ig, like I have the same healthy level of fear anyone attracted to men does and I respect their otherness, but I don't hate them, far from it.

>>40423700
It‘s wild that all of Freudian analysis subsists on "no u"

>>40423788
Go for it I woke up early. It comes across as you find it to almost be a form of spiritual warfare. You call it evil a lot and seem to mean that very literally.

>>40423783
Okay that's cool, but are you saying yes cuz I could really use $20 right about now. But I'm good for it dawg don even sweat don even sweat, I got money comin in real soon.

>>40423793
wild how getting ethered by a nobody anon makes you whip out the Freud cope like it’s gonna undo the wedgie.

>>40423793
>touch grass not yourself
You got cooked with this one though lol

>>40423809
That wasn‘t me

>>40423780
I love your gooner and weeb energy.

>>40423816
And yet the point remains

>>40423796
I do absolutely yeah, if u just wanna take that as an extreme tldr, it's kinda difficult to explain and simplify desu but I could try.

>>40423826
No I went to the park today

>>40423823
its the core of my appeal im worried its too avant-garde for the guys on here though :(

>>40423830
I'm actually curious. I find your intuitions personally very unintuitive sometimes.

>>40423809
fr what a banger line lol

>>40423851
You don't strike me as the typical 4chan user.

>>40423838
and here i thought your core appeal was being pretty and good at computers
>>40423862
i am taking this as a compliment

>>40423866
huhhh chasers dont care about that kind of thing right

>>40423866
It is, yes. Also was a question.
>>40423869
These days I'm starting to prefer they be bad at computers so they don't keep talking to me about shit that I don't understand.

>>40422801
While i am a bit gay as i've done stuff with guys ys back, i still very much find myself being attracted by women.
some trans women are the perfect balance between femininity and masculinity that i look for in a partner.
also the transition process can make them extremely interesting to get to know and talk to. tldr: i just think they're neat people

>>40423870
dont worry im the perfect girl i prefer not to talk at all

>>40423709
>can i be real ur bait has been so ass lately do u want to talk about it. are u lacking creative dr- nvm. guess there's one born every minute
Incorrect you bit hook line and sinker on the inequality bait

>>40423869
no men love when girls explain things to them! it doesn’t hurt their egos at all :)
this guy >>40423870 really needs your help installing ubuntu but is too shy to ask

>>40423884
FUCK
>>40423888
i also like when guys explain things to me i wish they werent all fucking stupid as shit. if a guy asked me to help him install ubuntu i would mercy kill him

>>40423883
That's the worst actually. Just please talk to me about your gacha instead. The computers though, Christ, you don't need to have an opinion about linux.
>>40423888
Just be into cooler things!

>>40423904
im so glad you asked get ready for another 30 minute vocaroo about honkai impact 3rd. just kidding

>>40423904
like what? i’m trying expand my horizons lately (it’s killing me)

>>40423909
Genuinely almost anything else.

>>40423895
>if a guy asked me to help him install ubuntu i would mercy kill him
can you help me install ubuntu :^)

>>40423926
someone hotter already tried this so ill give you the same answer

>>40423925
anything else than what? i didn’t tell you a hobby?
>>40423927
lol

>>40423927
it was me, but thanks for confirming that i'm hot :)

>>40423937
dont get used to it

>>40423845
really? homophobia is very intuitive idk, like there's a deep instinctual disgust that wasn't socialized into us, wether u wanna admit it or not.

>>40423935
Than computers. I'm mostly joking.

Do trans women like women humor? You know when women do something and it's juvenile and unfunny, but other women think it's funny? Do you guys like that?

>>40423966
i’m actually not computer smart dw ;)
>>40423985
post an example

How old is worthless?

>>40423999
thank you math frog <3

>>40423997
What are your cool hobbies?

>>40423985
i have no clue what you're talking about honestly

>A tranner in Pichu's server leaked screenshots of some guy's attempt to slide in her dms on discord
>The other tranners laugh at him and make fun of him
Ouch.

ok specifically as revenge on that one anon here is almost 20 minutes of me not talking about nixos even a little bit https://voca.ro/1lK1KqoUCRfo

>>40424059
that’s mean

>>40423985
im not sure what ur referring to but it sounds hilarious

>>40424059
>other tranners
>look inside
>a cis male chaser and a cis female chaser

>>40424059
poor Danny

>>40424059
Ewwww leaking dms is so nasty

>>40424033
i don’t have any cool hobbies but i like video games and ttrpgs
>>40424087
if i was this cat i would steal all the butterfingers (not pictured but surely they are in there)

>>40424100
Danny will become a chaser martyr.

>>40424059
This is breaking the unspoken concordat that you all endure the occasionally awkward advance if we‘re going to keep shooting our shots desu.

id love to endure an awkward advance desu

>>40424120
leaking dms is icky. nothing wrong with being awkward

>>40424059
leaking dms is insecure and sad behavior tbhon
unless he was being a sex pest or smth

>>40424135
i agree with u but i think you're being a pickme about it so i think u should kill yourself

>>40424142
yeah

>>40424106
yishuims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40424078
>I want to use weirdo Linux but muh anime gachaslop
Never beating the agp zoomoid allegations

>>40424157
if you can't see that im a rich gooey husstuss doll in just enough agp coating to filter the undeserving you'll never experience the true love that is bronya being distant and unapproachable in your general direction

>>40424165
You're gooey from all of the various sugary agp zoomoid snacks and drinks you consume

>>40424174
only energy drinks!!! and im cutting back!!!!

i know it was a joke but it still makes me upset

its lowkey kind of insane how good it feals to take a piss if i could just take one hard piss a day i literally wouldn't even need to masturbate. if you don't moan at least a little you have a little sissy faggot bladder and you need to be holding it longer

Bros, it's never gonna happen with these mean spirited ho's. I try my damndest to be nice them, and turn down dating cis-girls IRL to try and find a nice tranner. I'm just gonna say that I look and act like Comic Book Guy, even though I'm 6'2, forklift certified, work on cars for fun, take care of my grandparents and will have my own house in a few years. It's all so tiring

>>40424213
im sorry anon i love you

>>40424214
This is how my morning piss feels. Sometimes my eyes roll a little

>>40424228
thats so hot

I hate peeing

>>40424214
when i lift, i chug water like a camel with trust issues then spend the next hour pissing every ten minutes like my bladder’s on a timer

>>40424283
i need you bad

>>40424283
sounds like you might be pre diabetic

>>40424305
nah i'm just post-hydrated and bladder-maxxed. the only thing i'm pre is preposterously jacked.

>>40424305
that’s not real you are making that up. i’m normal

>>40424078
im gonna listen to this and give you notes

>if you're not gonna use linux you're not gonna use linux i'm not gonna sell you on that
incredibly based
declarative distros are fascinating, weirdly enough, onprem linux infra ppl have been doing this for ages but just without it being a whole distro. Puppet and Ansible and stuff like that work essentially the same way, but they just tape on top of the "normal" distro. I'm so fucking exhausted with working on linuxes on the server side that I feel zero interest in doing desktop shit in my own time, but I kinda really want to try something declarative at some point.
Weirdly enough I haven't ever seen any of them in the datacentre. It's mostly all still puppet. I guess the defense sector is into them.
>Do you say tommel or TOML
I say tommel.
>lando norris monster
we don't have that ;_; but we have ultra strawberry dreams back
cucumber is so good
>lewis hamilton monster
i've never
sorry i got a work call im restorin a broken VM from backups with a client, getting back to this rn
>reppers
yeah personally asking people about stuff has always felt weird. agreed on the therapy thing too.
>skincare
fuck i hate how it's hot here and I'm like insanely greasy and not in the good way i wanna take a cold shower and then do that stuff and then just sit under the AC for a while
>voice things
honestly you're doing really well you're escaping the trappings of Tranny Voice, the slightly flamery note is 1000 times better
still a minute to go jesus
>weight loss drugs
fuckin wish we had mounjaro here but i'm getting semaglutide probably that's gonna be fine too
honestly 100 a month is way less than i thought it'd be ppl have been talking about it like it's as expensive as your fucking rent and not just the cost of 8 packs of cigarettes.

>>40424105
god i want the tabi pumps so bad but my feet are half a euro size too big ;_;

>>40424323
im a us11/eu41 so i just barely squeak into the nice shoe range

>>40424323
righttttttt like puppet is so cool and i want to try it out but like why would i ever go to little baby software instead of the real deal
>still a minute to go jesus
im sorry i was full of energy today i really wanted to yap. im having to kill the urge to do a second one bcs i know nobody listens to them but its just fun to talk.
i cant believe everyone is on the shot its crazy out here. i guess thats just how it is...

he constantly asked questions about me and i answer one and he just leaves. men are confusing creatures

Idk how I'm ever gonna click with someone again
It doesn't seem possible it's like I lost my ability to get outside my head when I had only just got it
Wtf was so different about me 2 months ago

I need more attention from chasers >>40423445
Arruff^^,^

>>40424370
if you had to fuse with one kitchen appliance for the rest of your life, which one are you becoming and why?

>>40424398
electric kettle. i like tea

>>40424398
NTA but vibrator for sure

>>40424384
Very cute little puppy, where are you from?

>>40424398
The reliable kitchen timer

>>40424421
respectable. now follow-up: would you rather boil with rage every time someone lies to you, or whistle uncontrollably whenever you're turned on?

>>40424427
vibrator huh? bold pick, bronya. i just know you’d spend the first week screaming “read the manual” while overheating in a sock drawer.

>>40424432
kitchen timer? dependable, disciplined, probably into edging. you little punctual freak.

>>40424429
Texas :3

>>40424435
boiling with rage is a more endearing trait i think

>>40424442
kettle behavior for real. all steamed up over one vague text like “did you mean that or should i explode?”

>>40424435
i don't have a lot of use for clean socks...

>>40424384
post feet

>>40423659
you look very pretty today

>>40424451
maybe i am already a kettle :O

>>40424463
thank u... i need to do laundry so i feel kinda generic. i want to go get a haircut soon...

>>40424370
sometimes it can be rough talking with pretty girls

>>40424441
Lucky texan boys, i'm envious. You look like you would laugh adorably if i tickle you with my beard while kissing your neck.

>>40424469
you hair looks really good in your pic would like to caress it if you could be demure for a while

People be hating for no reason, it's crazt

>>40424489
i can be demure! its not really a strength but im trying to get better at it. its a little embarrassing... i dont like having to take myself seriously it makes me nervous

>>40424500
Lay your head on my lap and let me play with your hair and tickle your ears and call you my sweet baby could be nice just sayin

>>40422473 (OP)
find ways to cure aging and all human diseases.

>>40424513
tht sounds really nice... ill do my best!!

>>40424509
Hmm that’s such a strange pose can’t really tell much but I know feet pics can be awkward to take so thanks for trying

>>40424477
what does that have to do with me tho?

>>40424509
wow.

>>40424478
I laugh rly easy and I’m super ticklish ^~^

i wonder if today is the day i finally post feet. probably not

>>40424520
I don’t mind your kinks much you can hold my cock while I piss if you want but I want to be able to hold you against my chest and cherish you like a good girl, too

>>40424532
Twinning ^~^

>>40424532
Careful posting feet, there’s a Wikipedia that rates them and then you forever have to live knowing you’re only a 4.5/5 to the footgoblins

>>40424527
don’t make me explain it to you I’m a bit shy

>>40424541
you're gonna make me cry... im not really used to gentle stuff like that i dont know how to deal with it

>>40424549
I have my best ones behind a paywall that’s just a teaser

>>40424441
What part of texas?

>>40424549
i feel i am not enough of a public figure to make it on there. anyway im near the bottom of the tierlists on here and thats my cross to bear

>>40424549
4.5 might as well be zero btw

>>40424555
trip on

>>40424549
you can only be posted on wikifeet if you have an imdb page

>>40424568
who says i dont

>>40424556
Abt three hours right of deweyville

>>40424551
but isn’t it nice to imagine the gentle, caring stuff that’s what I love more than anything just being together peacefully feeling mutual love and feeling comfortable do you like hand holding for example

>>40424581
ive never done it... i want to try but. im worried i would be weird

Some discord girls scare me
Like some are really chill and just normal people who happen to be on discord
And others are just looking to use you and the 24 other guys in their dms as entertainment to screenshot and laugh about with the other server kittens
It's brazy out there

>>40424568
>wikiFeet only allows galleries for celebrities (real individuals) who have an IMDb page with valid and verifiable credits.
Do not create galleries using IMDb pages for groups, bands, fictional characters, conjoined twins with shared profiles, or any other non-individual entities. These will be reported and removed.
>E-celebrities must have at least 100,000 followers on a single social media platform to qualify for a wikiFeet gallery.
If two identical photos exist in a gallery, the one uploaded most recently should be reported as a duplicate.
>Temporary free content that was behind a paywall or time-limited access is not allowed. Uploading it bypasses expiration controls and is therefore prohibited.
Photos showing personal information - such as documents, addresses, usernames of non-celebrities or minors, private messages, or unofficial/self-promotional watermarks - must be reported.
>Do not upload images containing watermarks from illegal, leaking, or content-scraping websites, even if the photo itself does not appear to be illicit.
Uploading illegal or leaked content will result in an immediate ban from the site without warning.
Uploading underage content will also lead to an immediate and permanent ban, without warning.

>All rules also apply to posted links/sources and avatars

>>40424587
could be nice to feel a guy who loves you kissing your hand just because he love you while you’re cuddling on the couch watching something together

hi

>>40424563
Sad I'm like the woman from the good earth who didn’t have dainty bound feet. You’ll just have to close your eyes during the foot job.
>>40424568
Wow you’re very knowledgeable on this, I’d love to know more about your culture

>>40424581
I’ve never had a boyfriend before and I’ve always dreamt of this happening >~<

>>40424581
i miss having this

>>40424599
dont give me false hope anon... wishing for stuff like that will just make me sad

>>40424589
I’m sorry someone leaked your dms anon, some people lack empathy

>>40424602
there’s nothing wrong with long feet they can be incredibly sexy too if shapely and soft

>>40424550
okay sorry
>>40424589
yeah i have trust issues too
>>40424601
hello

>>40424578
Damn all the trans women here are over there or in the dfw

>>40424606
it takes some effort to attract a guy who not only abstractly wants this but can actually deliver

>>40424590
Buying 100000 followers on IG so I can post my feet on wikifeet

>>40424632
it’s alright I just don’t want to embarrass myself because I’m hoping you’ll like me

>>40424601
hi. eat any good onions lately

>>40424589
My advice anon? Go on dating apps instead or meet them irl. But if you insist on chasing discord trannies, try to go for the ones that have social lives and are employed instead of those that just hang out in gooner servers all day farming attention.

>>40424601
hey good morning to you

>>40424634
Yah but bourbon is cool

>>40424106
Those can be cool hobbies. Which ttrpgs?

>>40424602
foot fetish people don't agree on anything. some like them dainty, some prefer them huge. some like them clean and soft, some like them dirty and smelly and rough dry skin

this girl has size 16 in women's(like 14 in mens) and she is popular. some like long feet and long toes

>>40424589
I won’t ever leave u anon <3

i love you chasey :DDDD i love u

>>40424621
looking at your pic today I don’t think it’s false hope I think a guy could seriously fall for those eyes and those curls and want to pull you in tight because being near you makes his chest ache deep inside

>>40424668
Were my feet dainty or large I wear size 9

>>40424668
I like feet and that pic makes me gag

>>40424680
average size for a woman
I'd say 6 and below is petite.

>>40424680
They looked very large and smexy. I like it when they’re a lil manly like yours. You probably have a huge gock.

>>40424689
that's my point. many others love it. shes actually 6'7 so those are I guess a normal size for her

>>40424644
who are you? why do you want me to like you?
>>40424647
i wish i knew how to date irl
>>40424662
i used to play a lot of 5e but i like pathfinder 2e more now. been looking into blades in the dark recently

>>40424689 Thoughts ?
>>40424509

>>40424647
>Go on dating apps instead or meet them irl
I know I need to do this
But I'm still too mentally ill and not healed enough yet so I keep sitting in this half measure
I need to just go rawdog it, fail and be awkward and fuck my shit up for a little until it starts working

>>40424679
i really hope you're right anon... i hope i find something like that one day

I basically just like feet because they're in the context of being part of a woman's body

>>40424714
not mine unfortunately

>>40424699
That’s just the angle I’m actually rly small I wear a size 9 so a bit bigger than other parts of me

>>40424707
You're gonna make it dawg. Just don't debase yourself by simping for what you described as server kittens.

>>40424701
idk I suspect there are some more conventional attributes
you’re bound to find a sizable amount of people online, in absolute terms, who like something extreme like that (not how big her feet are but they’re strange shape) but I’d guess proportionally it’s a pretty small amount of people
>>40424706
not a good pic

>>40424714
I have a fun picture where I show my butt and the soles of my feet in the bath tub, you’d probably like it

>>40424709
do you think you’d be okay actually having a man hold you lovingly and look into your eyes with adoration — sure it sounds good hypothetically but in practice I think some trans women aren’t really prepared for how intensely emasculating a straight man’s genuine affection can be

>>40424730
Lol yeah if I ever get a whiff of that vibe I don't engage
Connected really hard with someone not like that through disc, now that seems to be over unfortunately and I'm thinking about if I wanna try to do it again or what

If it wasn't always long distance maybe it'd be a good option but I need to go get real now

>>40424763
it’s one thing to put on panties in your room by yourself
it’s quite another thing to be kissed by a man who wants to impregnate you (emotionally)

>>40424780
I recently “broke up” with a girl I had been talking to for the better part of a year on disc and ugh it’s just like is this even worth doing again

>>40424638
Nobody ever messages ne or approaches me and it makes me feel like I’m not pretty enough or doing something wrong and when I do msg guys first they’re talking to someone or ignore me and it feels very isolating

>>40424763
im really not sure... something like that seems a little... it's not like i don't want it but. it's scary at the same time. it might be a little too hardcore for me right now. i think i would probably need to take it slow. ive never even slept in the same bed as a guy...

>>40424219
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>>40424370
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40424601
hemloperable matoeable

>>40424795
the answer is no
be free. find a local cis girl and go bowling with her. become normal again

>>40424795
My apolocheese fellow chaserbro
It's rough out there in the streets, I know it too
I think the answer is to stop using online connection as a safe arms-length half measure
Because that's probably what we're doing

>>40424806
bowling is fun. i should go again

>>40424797
aww babe I think sometimes they might just not be on, I always respond to my friends as soon as I see their messages but I sometimes only see them hours later — take it from me, it is NOT a sign of not caring

>>40424797
Iktf, I’m always the backup option or friend, never the gf

Good morning internet folk!

>>40424749
I'm imagining it as we speak

>>40424806
>>40424816
I have been dating IRL in the meantime but only cis girls
I just don’t organically meet trans girls IRL and I’m not chaser enough to actually go out of my way to hunt down tranners

>>40424780
Go get them dawg

>>40424820
I don’t have any friends; nobody seems interested in talking to me longer than a few messages without me sending nudes and even then it just becomes them asking for nudes and I just want someone to hang out with or even more

>>40424835
my poor sweetheart I just want to hug you

sad hours again :(

>>40424835
nudes are cool, but picking someone’s brain apart and figuring out what makes them tick? that’s the real meal

>>40424826
good morning hello

>>40424835
yeah ... ive been feeling this a lot lately too. draining

>>40424824
you too I want to hug you tight as well

>>40424798
here’s what will happen if you sleep in the same bed as me
I’ll wake up before you and start hugging you and caressing you and kissing you because I’m happy that the first person I think of every morning is laying beside me and I just want to smell you and taste you and do something with this erection

>>40424846
Sorry babe!
>>40424852
<3

>>40424806
Uh how do you go about doing this?

>>40424873
something like that... it sounds nice, but... im already in the habit of not staying the night, so...

trust no1…..

>>40424880
In my case, I just meet girls and sort of flirt a bit with them and ask for their numbers

16 days left until my american MtF friend comes to visit me

bronya, pls help me install gentoo.

There’s only one discord chaser I want but he’s not interested. Maybe I should try to go bowling with cis men instead.

>>40424884
no you better not leave I need to be near you all night

>>40424876
<3
>>40424888
hope you two get married

>>40424797
>>40423445
Disc is miabunny ^~^ trying to stay optimistic

Ibisher pooppoeable thennry Ibisher sleeppoeable guddoes neettoeable matoeables plssry hassry abisher beautiflim wayimenttoe anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40424896
who is he?

>>40424896
i love how you’re implying chasers aren’t cis men

>>40424895
you can save yourself time and just snap your motherboard in half to achieve the same functionality

>>40424896
do they have good bowling alleys in boston?

>>40424896
wow this is u???
beautiful bbgirl pls come to india i receive i

>>40424912
That's her husband i think, bro pulled.

>>40424911
Do you ever want to kill people?

>>40424915
Oh, what should I install then?

>>40424904
it's just scary... its new territory for me

>>40424923
no I mean who is the chaser she wants?

>>40424914
they literally aren't tho? i thought we had agreed on that by now?
>>40424911
guddoes neetoeable matoeables absoluerly soim

>>40424886
true, don't ever tell your plans to nobody

>>40424912
That’s Lana del Rey’s husband
>>40424914
They’re a little different
>>40424916
Candlepin bowling mostly
>>40424922
Yes I was stealing Lana del Rey’s husband but turns out he hates bowling

>>40424911
goodnight mr spidey!
>>40424933
it’s probably you. invite her to go bowling with you!

This sounds really dumb but I want to confuse a tranner with what I imagine to be my very slow and methodical courtship process

>>40424931
but it fucking hurts when you walk out the door

>>40424930
i use nixos! desu Gentoo is fine if you're ok with shit breaking literally every day and having to fix it. personally I was not and im unemployed. i think there's lots of good options these days though...

>>40424947
>Candlepin bowling mostly
oh had to google this, that's freaky

>>40424911
Good night wulfim i love you

>>40424947
No who is the chaser?

>>40424909
Lol thanks

>>40424953
im already confused??? what are you talking about anon
>>40424955
im sorry anon... im the problem not you

>>40424957
i use arch, because pain builds character.

>>40424953
I am pretty sure this is how I am but I don’t mean it to be confusing I just have trust issues and I want to feel close to the girl I potentially marry

>>40424964
are u acting like u know the name of every chaser on discord or smth

chasers never brush their long repper hair. it's full of tangled and knots they've never bothered to work out. many of them don't even own a hairbrush. this will reflect poorly on them when they're posting in passgen next year

>>40424959
Truth be told my ideal dates like that would be mini golf, f1 driving simulator, driving range, or arcade over bowling. I would also like to go to a baseball game and a basketball game and random bizarre museums.

>>40424974
I’m p sure she does

>>40424969
will some kisses change your mind

twinkchan you're amazing

>>40424978
bro i'm the most jacked chaser in these threads. and my hair's short, no tangles, just veins.

>>40424978
Lmao

>>40424971
that's really cool i love running code from random strangers on my machine every time i install a package

>>40424974
I am hoping it’s me

twinkchan you're a chad

>>40424964
Why does it matter? He isn’t interested

>if you like trannies you're trans (which is bad)
Ago that's some crazy self worth issues going on

>>40424957
Damn, I need a CS weeb gf to teach me about Linux and anime. I only said Gentoo because of the /g/ meme.

>>40424987
maybe...
>>40425004
trans isn't bad. trans is good actually

>>40425003
did he tell you this or did you conclude this based on something

twinkchan you're based

>>40424998
same, nothing like a little roulette with root access to keep life spicy.

>>40425007
pick me pick me

>>40425009
can we find out

>>40424978
lol

>>40424974
Us chasers share the chaser rolodex around so we can mutually keep track of the competition

Hate Jerry, that guy sucks

I thought tranners did this with each other too

>>40425018
I want to, you seem really sweet and knowledgeable.

Bronya is a landmine for autistic people
I cannot gauge sincerity babe, you're putting me in fight or flight mode

Bottom chasers post your uncombed unwashed hair

>>40425010
I took the hint

I want to sleep with a tranner (non sexually)

>>40424988
>>40425001
>>40425012

>>40425044
aren’t bottom chasers just repping trannies and if so should we chase the pretty ones

>>40425020
we can try!
>>40425027
hehe im kind of clueless i just sound smart when I talk about stuff I know about. it's embarrassing when im missing like basic general knowledge...
>>40425041
the sad part is i can't tell when im serious or joking either... im sorry 4 being like this anon im doing my best to figure it out. but i promise i love you and i want to treat u well

>>40425050
you’re killing me here

>>40425056
I've never seen a pretty one
>>40425050
for what it's worth i think your judgement is correct. but I think you dodged a bullet

I want to hug a tranner ( platonically )

I want to cuddle with a tranner ( without intimate touch )

>>40425068
same but also I want to hug one of them romantically and eventually matrimonially

>>40425068
I want to hug the platonic ideal of a tranner

>>40425050
you should pm me which guy you're talking about

>>40425004
wdym?

>>40425085
I’m just gonna assume it isn’t me as she left me on read

>>40425056
Chase the femboys so when they transition you have a trans wife that already does all the basic lady stuff. Also femboys are hot

>>40425044
ana, you've seen my hair already.

>>40425064
I don’t want to say it in the thread
>>40425067
Surely a bullet wouldn’t hurt too badly…

>>40425052
>>40425068
>>40425081
hello

>>40425099
ive been worrying about you a little lately... dont let these men get to you

>>40425099
it’s alright I didn’t really think it was me but I was kind of hoping anyway

I want to beat a chaser up (sexually)

>>40425061
> i just sound smart when I talk about stuff I know about.
You have a nice voice so I'd enjoy listening and learning from you
>it's embarrassing when im missing like basic general knowledge...
This sounds cute and endearing

>>40425134
hehe thts rly sweet. thank you anon ill keep doing my best. ill try and make vocaroos about things that are actually useful more often in the future

I'd hate to be that chaser because if bronya described me as a bullet to be dodged i'd die inside a little.

I want to live in a cyberpunk universe but without all the capitalism

>>40425155
i promise i wouldnt say it if it wasn't warranted

>>40425155
I’d love to be that chaser because it would mean Boston wants me

>>40425163
what would you do if she wanted you?
that’s right, absolutely nothing, coward

>>40425129
Yeah, but you want me to fight back and I just want to get beat up sexually.

>>40425085
Ok I pmed anonymous
>>40425122
I’m okay
>>40425126
I guess it could be idk who you are here

>>40425161
What was it

My favorite chaser is anonymous. He's so cool

>>40425178
hasn't she been here for more than a year looking for a bf and nobody has stepped up so far? chasers really are cowards

>>40425161
Spill the beans, unless it's me then don't spill the beans.

>>40425180
you have to pretend to struggle, otherwise I can’t get as sexual

>>40425184
I don’t think so bc you never talk to me much but c’est la vie

>>40425163
>>40425178
>>40425197
Who is she? Now i'm curious.

>>40425201
>>40425189
not my clown not my circus! u nosy faggots

>>40425191
he’s alright but he has too many suitors

>>40425211
she’s a really pretty and smart girl in her 30s

>>40425197
uh I stepped up but stepping up doesn’t mean she automatically likes a guy

she’s too old…. chasers only want the pretty and young passoids……. it’s over for us hags….

>>40425217
It really is a shame. How about anon? I heard he's single!

>>40425236
oh are you around the same age by any chance?

>>40425236
chasers lose interest once they turn 16 etc etc

i’ve been her tfw no bf posting longer than boston but i’m not pretty

>>40425236
I like several girls around 30 from the board but they all live far away. There's one kind of near me but we didn't click.

i’m not even cute and i still got a guy to take the train from another country just to come see me
what are you other trannies doing wrong?

>>40425240
you think he’d like me? his posts are so cute and i’m shy >~<

>>40425274
I always assume there's something very wrong with those who have been single for too long. Maybe that Boston anon is undateable and we just don't know it.

>>40425274
im ugly and annoying

>>40425275
He'd definitely like you! I think he already does babe

>>40425293
that’s not my impression at all she seems really sweet and thoughtful, even if she didn’t like me