teacher: hello class welcome to first period Male Studies i am your professor mr. blanchard pls call me ray

stacy: (giggling) umm hes lowk giving dl trade labubu...

me: (thinking) ok alice you got this... dont let ur blue hair peek from under your wig..

teacher: ok class lets do an icebreaker what did you have for breakfast. stacy you go first

stacy: umm eggs i guess??

me: (quietly) e-egg?? like egg irl??

teacher: is something funny alice

me: n-no blanchard-sensei... (blush furiously)

teacher: okay... dylan its your turn

dylan: yah so like my boyfriend had like a barbecue and he made brisket and like skirt steak

me: (labored breathing) b-brisket?? s-skirt go spinny??

teacher: alice please share with the class

me: le confused gay noises..

classmates: ewwww like wtf

stacy: (raises hand) uhm professor... the new girl is totally serving brick rn

me: (smiles) like s-stonewall? (raises fist like a flippin activist)

stacy: (walks over and rips off my wig exposing my splotchy manic panic home dye job)

class: (erupts into laughter) oh sweetie... its protect the dolls honey remember

me: (starts crying) i-im... vxlid... (grabs miku notebook and leaves in tears)

alice returned to her humble abode and hugged her shark tight before opening imgflip to the sayori template to create her nightly traaa post

die

reddit spacing, go back

>>40422606
>reddit spacing, go back
you do realize "ooooh reddit spacing" identifies YOU as the noob here, right? Unless you are in fact the 1 in 100 actual faggot posters, in which case carry on being a faggot.

>>40422591 (OP)
i laughed

>>40422591 (OP)
i cried

bump

>>40422591 (OP)
ART

I don't know if any y'all recognize the OP brick but that's Peetz, former bf to Foodie Beauty and a minor lolcow in her own right. Serving Incel to Trans pipeline indeed lol.

>>40422591 (OP)
the quiet kid: pulls his gun out of his backpack and shoots me

the teacher: well he would've wanted us to go through all his private tabs on bit browser

the pov blowjob porn on my chromebook:

the hot cheetos latina sucking me off in the back of class: confused latinx noises