first day at HSTS high school (they dont know im AGP.... )
teacher: hello class welcome to first period Male Studies i am your professor mr. blanchard pls call me ray
stacy: (giggling) umm hes lowk giving dl trade labubu...
me: (thinking) ok alice you got this... dont let ur blue hair peek from under your wig..
teacher: ok class lets do an icebreaker what did you have for breakfast. stacy you go first
stacy: umm eggs i guess??
me: (quietly) e-egg?? like egg irl??
teacher: is something funny alice
me: n-no blanchard-sensei... (blush furiously)
teacher: okay... dylan its your turn
dylan: yah so like my boyfriend had like a barbecue and he made brisket and like skirt steak
me: (labored breathing) b-brisket?? s-skirt go spinny??
teacher: alice please share with the class
me: le confused gay noises..
classmates: ewwww like wtf
stacy: (raises hand) uhm professor... the new girl is totally serving brick rn
me: (smiles) like s-stonewall? (raises fist like a flippin activist)
stacy: (walks over and rips off my wig exposing my splotchy manic panic home dye job)
class: (erupts into laughter) oh sweetie... its protect the dolls honey remember
me: (starts crying) i-im... vxlid... (grabs miku notebook and leaves in tears)
alice returned to her humble abode and hugged her shark tight before opening imgflip to the sayori template to create her nightly traaa post
stacy: (giggling) umm hes lowk giving dl trade labubu...
me: (thinking) ok alice you got this... dont let ur blue hair peek from under your wig..
teacher: ok class lets do an icebreaker what did you have for breakfast. stacy you go first
stacy: umm eggs i guess??
me: (quietly) e-egg?? like egg irl??
teacher: is something funny alice
me: n-no blanchard-sensei... (blush furiously)
teacher: okay... dylan its your turn
dylan: yah so like my boyfriend had like a barbecue and he made brisket and like skirt steak
me: (labored breathing) b-brisket?? s-skirt go spinny??
teacher: alice please share with the class
me: le confused gay noises..
classmates: ewwww like wtf
stacy: (raises hand) uhm professor... the new girl is totally serving brick rn
me: (smiles) like s-stonewall? (raises fist like a flippin activist)
stacy: (walks over and rips off my wig exposing my splotchy manic panic home dye job)
class: (erupts into laughter) oh sweetie... its protect the dolls honey remember
me: (starts crying) i-im... vxlid... (grabs miku notebook and leaves in tears)
alice returned to her humble abode and hugged her shark tight before opening imgflip to the sayori template to create her nightly traaa post
