Thread 40426016

>>40422473 (previously)
QFC: Are you sure she likes you?
QFT: Are you sure he doesn’t like you?

Ya mama

>>40426016 (OP)
q4t: nobody likes me... im too emo...

>QFC
no I am really really unsure whether she likes me or not
and frankly I cannot decide if I am projecting or not but I often feel like she talks to me bc she thinks no one else wants to
but when I give her space she seems to think I’m the one giving her the cold shoulder

>>40426016 (OP)
the only thing i am certain of is uncertainty (i’m very wise)

>>40426029
hello pretty girl

need gay boyfriend

chaser...

>>40426047
I would like to spank you
Please select intensity
>playful pats
>a lil stinger
>… eight sir … nine sir …
>safe word required

>>40426058
have you tried gaygen?

>>40426074
they hate trannies there
im unwelcome in gigi

>>40426058
would you settle for a straight one

>>40426077
is bigen still a thing?

so mad today

>>40426092
yeah!!!!!! get mad!!!!!!!!!!

Test

I guess they revoked my ban?

>>40426105
omg rach I love you you're so hot

>>40426115
Now I get bans for posting even catbox links so I dint know how you'll be able to see my ass now lol

>>40426092
are you still dating Kotakins
>>40426114
Who

>>40426098
the good thing i mentioned yesterday is trying to be turned into a thing of absolute misery now and i'm not thrilled its like here have this nice thing and now we give you this other much worse thing instead.

>>40426051
Hello :o I woke up to Scooby doo mysteries incorporated. Forgot how good this version was

>>40426140
thats so fucking shitty what the hell!!!!

>>40426016 (OP)
>QFC: Are you sure she likes you?
Used to
Sometimes it feels like it was never real, but that's the current feeling overriding, have to remind myself it wasn't fake by remembering how it was. But then that probably keeps me there mentally when I should be moving on. Don't know if it's healthier to anchor the reminder that it wasn't fake or let myself believe I was delusional so it's easier to move on

>>40426133
we haven't talked since like october last year.

picrel makes me so mad
>>40426141
is that the one where Fred lives traps and also that TikTok girl shook her boobies to the theme song years ago

>>40426131
just keep it in your pants you sex pest. i missed you. go fuck yourself

>>40426016 (OP)
https://discord.gg/33Jqs5Dh

>>40426098
I saw you brought me up in conversation when someone posted a random pic of some cute girl, that was odd of you Bronya lol.

>>40426140
what happened?

>>40426149
are you doing okay?

>>40426016 (OP)
Nobody likes me because I’m 20

>>40426161
Spooked. Is this the official discord?

>>40426080
im not sure
i think id feel more comfortable and secure with a gay man, you know?
>>40426086
not sure but ive never really posted there in the past. also not sure theyd welcome me since im not bi, but the "chaser of bi people" is rare enough that maybe they wont be opposed
>>40426114
did your public ip change or something?

Just sneezed in the middle of shitting fuck my life

>>40426171
as official as it gets

>>40426165
i'm fine been whoring around on grindr and fighting random infections.

>>40426172
I don't think so, I'm on my cell phone like always.

>>40426151
i’m beagle coded. that’s really sad tho

>>40426147
man up pusscake enough whining

>>40426191
Let a chigga feel for a minute, damn

>>40426016 (OP)
I want to suck all the girldicks of the tranners of this board. I love trannies :3

>>40426199
least gay chaser

>>40426162
were u stalking the thread while u were banned thts kind of sad :(

I bought a dildo and chastity cage. I swear I’m a top though.

wait wow has voice chat for dungies. should i boyvoice or girlvoice. i get hate crimed either way right

>>40426151
I have no idea wym by either the Fred thing or this tik tok girls endeavors but this is the theme. I fell asleep to adult swim last night and then this was on :) nostalgic

>>40426202
I love you and you are girl tho, so im not gay silly. Tee hee. Now let me suck your girldick dry slut.

>>40426162
Kill yourself Rach

overly emotional bpd chaser bitch faggots need to die

>>40426016 (OP)
>Are you sure she likes you?
im sure she doesn't. she said so
>Are you sure he doesn’t like you?
im sure he does. moids are easy.
>>40426217
stop making fun of me

>>40426232
Girl voice so they’ll give you free loot and gold

https://youtu.be/8Qvk4Ux_iTw?si=tI7FPZ4sqZmqJ1qt

>>40426151
Oop forgot to link it

>>40426243
its too clocky though... i do really want to try and make some friends on here though :( its scary being lonely

>>40426247
Funny, I’m scared of making friends online so I’m stuck with my irl group.

>>40426247
Play on NA Moon Guard and come to Goldshire babe

>>40426241
know any moid cheat codes sarah?

>>40426172
>you know?
I honestly don’t but I guess you are kind of putting yourself down
>>40426180
well I’m glad you’re alright hope you beat those infections
>>40426186
yes same also beagle-coded and look at this shit they use them because they are
>People-pleasing
>Least likely to bite when being hurt
>Forgiving
It’s the definition of evil
>>40426234
here’s that old TikTok
https://youtube.com/shorts/kJJEYRFIa24?si=d34Nj-LfMVnVRpC5
also picrel

>>40426254
i wish i had an irl group to play with... qq
>>40426255
wht does this mean. i love you

>>40426209
I came to post yesterday and realized I was banned and I saw your comment then. I'm always on your mind I guess lol.

>>40426259
my advice is always the same
just vomit whatever dommy stuff pops into your head at them
that almost never fails
zoomers all have mommy issues so if he's a "man" under 25 you can melt him by talking about making him your boywife, guaranteed
if you want to date an actual top i have no advice all i do with them is make myself a fetish object and i dont recommend that, it does not lead to a relationship

God, please let it go bronya I know you like to play but this affects all of us

>>40426238
You're probably the one that reported the catbox link you little turd.

>>40426286
what do u mean...

coward chasey fucking shits

>>40426268
Yes it is picrel :) the song on that old meme tho is what's new Scooby Doo which is also pretty good but not as much to me. Very popular tho

How do I meet a trans gf?
I want a healthy, hetero relationship with my cute wife.

>>40426268
pure evil yeah
>>40426285
i’m into adult men and the word mommy burns my tongue but thanks anyway!

>>40426275
Play on the North American Moon Guard server. Make an alliance character. Come to the inn in Goldshire, a town right outside of Stormwind

>>40426290
I’m sorry. I promise you undying love but you have to make the first move.

>>40426307
for starters you should stop obsessing so much abt it being a hetero relationship

>>40426313
oh idk if i could play alliance isnt that like totally cringe anon. plus the ping wld nuke my parse for sure... im not sure it's gonna work...

>>40426312
oh i hate it too. but that's what works

>>40426314
that means you don't see me as a woman
COWARD

Got my hair cut and the guy took 5 inches off and now I want to kill myself and I kicked the wall and I broke my toe and I screamed like a lunatic and cried and i wanna cut myself and I'm a faggot and I should die

>>40426324
whoops
forgot to put my trip back on
>>40426330
nona it will grow back

>>40426330
So how's your day going?

>>40426335
It won't grow back fast though it's gonna be like a year til it grows back I wanna die

>>40426330
35 year old chaser btw

chasers can take all 8 inches

>>40426320
We can call it whatever you want.

>>40426323
Horde is edgy and malebrained, unless you're a blood elf.

Triggered avoidant continues to crash out and blame others

>>40426336
Fine until I got butchered now I'm not gonna be OK for a year. My hair is the only thing I liked about myself now I have nothing

>>40426352
i dont wanna be a cop!!! my first char was a blood elf so i made one of the like undead characters and she came out totally cute... i need to figure out how to get cute armour though...

>>40426340
you'll be okay
a year's not that long
and it doesn't jump 5 inches in an instant after a year passes, it's getting just a little bit longer every day

>>40426359
i feel like you are talking about me but i am not crashing out...

>>40426306
I really like the song but it may have something to do with her in all honesty
Never thought Fred was all that relatable until I learned he also likes traps
>>40426312
hurting beagles is bad enough but to make them suffer specifically because of all their loving and gentle qualities just enrages me

>>40426366
Undead actually can be cute. Don't tell anyone I said that though. Do they still have problems clipping through transmog? I haven't played horde in retail in so long

>>40426386
we're star crossed lovers... i have no idea!!! i dont know what transmog is... i just hit lv29 im having fun flying around getting all the little shoes on the map

>>40426368
Some people's cocks aren't even 5 inches. I just lost that much in length, it's fucked

>>40426016 (OP)
I know that she likes me

>>40426359
what are you on about

i'm so fucking ugly it's over >>40426334

>>40426398
stop! bad!!!

>>40426268
>I honestly don’t but I guess you are kind of putting yourself down
oh no, im not. i dont see myself as a man or anything. i just want a gay man who likes trans women, including ones who look like women

shut the fuck up, kate

>>40426373
No it's stinkchan

>>40426398
Oh hey InsaneChan how have you been
Damn Rosewood looks cute as hell there fpbp

>>40426392
Transmog is a system that let's you make your armor or weapons look like other armor or weapons you've collected as long as they're the same type (light armor, but two handed swords, etc). There's transmog vendors in major cities. It costs gold though

on the topic of beagles rly big fan of this thing that just popped up on my hud for some reason

>>40426413
SEE
EVERYONE MOGS ME

>>40426417
i see i see... its like the glamour system in ff... im learning a lot...
i dont have so much gold yet so i guess ill avoid it... bummer...

I love SEEchan. She's thick and has big beautiful eyes

really want to crash out and hurt myself and fuck my whole life up and it'd be really easy to do right now I could just fuck up everything and kill myself I want to so badly

>>40426412
I am not crashing out, can you point where you think I am crashing out please???

>>40426412
oh okay
>>40426418
cute! they should add a beast master to ffxiv

>>40426427
They made having enough gold for simple stuff easy to get. If you quest in dragonflight (gay) or once you get to tww content, you'll have enough gold to do simple things like transmog things just by existing

>>40426420
Uhhh rude I asked how you have been

>>40426430
>thick
SEE
SEE THAT I'M A FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>40426447
I can fix you

>>40426430
SEE
SEE
MY EYES ARE BEAUTI—oh wait well thanks

>>40426467
you're not me

>>40426288
I did

>>40426440
ppl were saying it was gonna b the next BLU-type job... i wonder if they're right. unfortunately dawntrail has killed the game forever or whatever the party line is
>>40426443
i see i see... im making a little selling stuff i gather and craft on the uhh... auctioneer?? i dont want to do the stupid draggot quests but the ppl in newb chat are telling me to go do it already so i guess i will. i just want to run around and play it like i was playing classic... so many systems to keep track of... so much stuff unlocking so fast... qq

Would being a later in life virgin bother a tranner?

>>40426439
are you a wolf
>>40426478
obviously not as you have never taken a compliment

>>40426482
i think hating dawntrail is transphobic so you should like it probably. i’m still in shadowbringers

>>40426482
Gathering isn't worth it compared to the money you can make questing in newer expansions. Dragonflight will get you leveled faster. Retail is all about endgame, not levelling. But at the end of the day, play however you want.

>>40426493
doesnt bother me! cant speak for anyone else. everyones journey is different

>>40426493
not at all but it might be a sign there’s something wrong with him
how old?

>>40426495
yes

>>40426496
i like it i think it was chuds that were complaining right. idk
>>40426499
i figured..... i guess ill go do it.... whatever

>>40426503
30 years old.

>>40426525
why do you think you’re a virgin? and how do you know you’re into tranners if you’ve never had sex?

>>40426495
i know what i am

>>40426515
woah

>>40426480
I'm really curious to know what you look like. For some reason I picture you looking like Danny McBride but with a little bit of make up lol.

what does acute kidney failure feel like?

>>40426374
Fair.
>Until I learned he also likes traps
Lol based

>>40426544
as long as I have been trolling you (going on 4 or 5 years now, must be) I have always thought you were cute, other than your personality

>>40426552
they look like early seasons AJ Soprano

>>40426558
i'm not cute and personality doesn't matter; only looks do

>>40426562
This is what I see in my head every time they comment to me lol

>>40426554
feeling really nauseous and exhausted
>>40426555
Checked trips and also you look beautiful in your passgen pics would watch scooby-doo with you monogamously 10/10 also dat ass

>>40426567
your personality is complete dogshit sis

need a chaser to hold me tight and promise me that there is in fact hope for women

>>40426535
Grew up with severe anxiety, spent my adulthood focusing on my career and getting diagnosed for my own problems.
In short, I’ve just never tried or had the desire.
I think I get along with trans women pretty well. One of the nicest people I’ve ever met was trans, but we drifted apart because I was young and stupid.

>>40426580
would there also be a lot of pain? asking for a friend

>>40426581
irrelevant
all that matters is that i'm a grotesque freak of nature

>>40426562
That’s actually accurate though wtf

>>40426592
yes but could also be gall bladder
please see a doctor ASAP, my sweetheart

tfw I refused to have sex in my 20s because I was "waiting for the right person" and now people think there's something wrong with me because I didn't sleep around

>>40426588
nope bc you will just say “this is too new for me” and walk out

hi guys i'm in the outside

>>40426622
yea thts true. well i would maybe handle it a little more gracefully than that. or id like to think i would anyway

>>40426614
i’m at work. maybe tomorrow

>>40426618
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with you but then again I had sex at 17

>>40426630
can you stop by an urgent care type place maybe on the way home?

>>40426634
I could have when I was 17 but I said no to her

>>40426637
maybe

>>40426623
brave

i’m convinced /fchasergen/ might be a psyop by chasers to try move transbians to a containment field
and i for one welcome it

post cis women with bangs and glasses to fix the chasers

>>40426663
Has there been any proof of women posting there at all yet?

>>40426669
What's there to fix? I like them too

>>40426678
im gonna fix you being a chaser

>>40426650
please I am worried last time someone said that to me she needed immediate surgery

>>40426669
but where's her GRICKLE??

>>40426016 (OP)
>qfc
she does. and if she doesn’t know it yet, she will.

>>40426623
what's out there

>>40426713
grass innit

>>40426706
it might go away on its own dw
>>40426712
this is ominous

>>40426716
kys

>>40426016 (OP)
I’m sure she dosent

transbians

>>40426718
it’s not ominous. it’s a promise.

>>40426652
stunning also
>>40426713
bugs predominantly

>>40426718
>might go away on its own
I know it’s scary and a hassle but listen to your body, it’s telling you something is wrong

>>40426740
what kinds of bugs

>>40426752
grasshoppers innit

>>40426724
yeah? what?

I’m running a D&D game tonight.

>>40426748
i probably just ate someone bad
>>40426766
new game or old one? tell us about it

could you robopass

>>40426752
that's what i am here tpo find out!!!
but too m,any mosquitos to dtay in the internet shed!
byebye!!!

>>40426780
A murder mystery set in the humblewood campaign setting where everyone is a woodland critter like redwall.
My players have to find out how a dove fell to her death at her own gala event.

>>40426669
>septum

>>40426780
s-someone??

>>40426803
FINALLY
why is it that everyone else itt is brainwashed into liking septum piercings??

>>40426830
as a chaser, I’ve been socialized to be okay w them

>>40426797
bye bye

Most piercings including septums look sick
Only one I can think of that I didn't like was that double sides of the mid nose bridge one
Looked odd

>>40426830
u r so moidbrained

>>40426839
I've been told to not say anything about them or else

>>40426802
oooh that sounds really fun. i love mysteries and redwall is cute
>>40426810
oops, freudian slip

Just found out split ends are an 80s conspiracy by hairdressers to get more regular clients. The ends of your hair will always be unprotected because that's where the collagen stops. So wherever you get your hair cut to, is gonna be an unprotected end that will split anyway. And also split ends don't actually travel up the hair, that's basically just bullshit.
Also if your hair is thick at the middle, and then inconsistent in length at the ends, usually what that means is that you've reached your genetic limit. So basically hairdressing is a scam and never listen to barbers cause they'll just neg you into getting pointless trims and just take care of your hair and don't starve yourself and it'll grow nice

i got hemorrhoids and i'm a virgin

>>40426871
really? that's where you draw the line?
where were you last night when i was talking about putting my thumb in a girl's mouth?
>>40426839
rip

peak male performance

>>40426903
thts cool. have u tried putting a plug in there ive read tht it helps
>>40426887
i knew itttt a bunch of ppl on tt were talking about like yea split ends are bullshit im glad its like. a real thing. im never going to get a haircut again

>>40426904
i don't know not looking at four chan i guess but i can call you a moid for that too if you like

>>40426903
Stop sitting on the toilet for so long

>>40426920
Julian is body goals unironically

>>40426874
in all seriousness please don’t neglect your health you are precious to me
>>40426920
it’s not exactly rocket appliances

>>40426903
you can get hemorrhoids from being sedentary

>>40426923
you dont really need to bother i do that on my own

>>40426903
I got these when I started lifting and blasting high protein
Thought my butt was broken forever but they go away in a couple months
Someone on /fit/ is perpetually posting hemorrhoid asspain threads, lol rip

>>40426972
poor soul :( i wonder if theyve tried putting a plug in there ive read tht it helps

>>40426940
who are you? i’m not precious to anyone

>>40426593
nah
people would accept you no matter what if you stopped being such a fucking annoying shit about how supposedly grotesque you are
dogshit personality
you're still doing the same shit like 4 years later, grow the fuck up

>>40426580
:) <3 big heart 4 u

>>40426995
You don’t know everything you sweet dummy

>>40426972
They get aggravated by extreme muscle contractions and toilet paper use.

Best way to get rid of them is use a bidet

>>40426926
that's probably the reason

>>40427004
>big heart
yeah and upside down mammi wow

how do i get ridden of hemorrhoids

>>40427011
I want a bidet so bad

>>40427034
There are attachments you can buy to install them on toilets.

>>40427004
https://discord.gg/33Jqs5Dh
you've been cordially invited to the greatest discord known to man

why am i so bald and full of hemorrhoids and racist

>>40427007
who do you think i am?

>>40427031
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- **Bathroom habits**: Don’t delay bowel movements, and avoid sitting on the toilet too long.

### When to See a Doctor
If your symptoms:
- Last more than a week
- Include significant bleeding
- Cause severe pain or interfere with daily life

Then it’s time to check in with a healthcare provider. They might recommend procedures like **rubber band ligation**, **sclerotherapy**, or even **surgery** in more serious cases.

Want help building a hemorrhoid-friendly meal plan or finding the right OTC product? I’ve got you.

>>40426985
Yeah I need to buy a squat plug still, been lucky they havent come back

>>40427051
IS THAT A REAL THING i love the world so fucking much /fit/bros are so goated bro its unreal. i hate that board for acting like the cut is a good or normal thing to do but it seems like the guys are having fun and thats what matters

>>40426016 (OP)
>QFT
he used to until i scared him off

>>40427001
i can only have value from my looks since i'm a troon

>>40427028
Wym c:
>>40427042
Maybe :) I dont do servers mucho

>>40427047
you’re my thread friend now please don’t psyop yourself out of medical care
>>40427066
what did you do to him?

>>40427066
how?

>>40427061
my squat plug vibrates nicely, it's nice hands free cumming while deep in the hole..no homo.

>>40427079
>wym
turn around and look in a mirror you will see upside heart below your waist

>>40427049
thank you. can i have sex if i have hemorrhoids?

>>40427097
im jealous ive never tried something like tht... i wanna buy a plug :( but im scared to put stuff in there
>>40427126
yea u can

>>40427091
>>40427093
it doesn’t matter. it was last year and i won’t get a second chance from someone like him. chasers are hard to come by in my country and he was perfect so i just have to live with the fact that i ruined it

>>40427073
nah, that’s just the only thing your vain ass values

>>40427126
not anal

>>40427142
poor baby I hope you find your dream man and he loves you back

>>40427147
it's because i'm realistic

>>40427159
i found him but i blew it and i don’t deserve to be happy

we need to make porn illegal so more ppl look at yaoi

>>40427179
she may be cooking worms over some dry leaves lit with a magnesium striker, but shes cooking nonetheless

Is yuri manga repper brained?

>>40426016 (OP)
>QFT
Who? And yes.

>>40427193
Who cares. Get a job

>>40427195
realist shit you’ve ever said

>>40427195
I have a job :(

>>40427208
i literally do not give a fuck send me £4000

meffy to never be happy, content, nor fulfilled
revealed to me by god

>>40427178
I met a girl on here that I fell in love with but didn’t make a discord when she left the board and asked me to stay in contact so looks like we’re both dummies BUT that doesn’t mean we can’t learn from our mistakes

>>40427161
nah you're autistic, grow up

>>40427224
i'm not autistic i'm bpd and bd

>>40427222
trips of hyperbole I’d say

>>40427229
eat some broccoli and shut up

>>40427222
embrace it

>>40427101
Aaahhhh I see

>>40427223
how the heck do you fall in love with someone if you’ve never even talked to them in private lol

>>40427229
who would have guessed

>>40427243
I need a tranner gf who looks like this

>>40427223
Nigga your limerence/parasociality receptors are operating at max overdrive
Get some coolant in that shit

>>40427243
: )
>>40427260
it’s just like falling for someone in office or something

>>40427276
I look and act like that

>>40427287
isn't it called having a crush?

>>40427243
I <3 implements of war but I would never want to use them or have them used on me

>>40427297
chud tranny + menherachan """chaser""" timeline

>>40427234
trips for the three thruths
>>40427242
i don’t wanna

>>40427309
it felt like more than a crush after two years

QFT: I pulled the petals off a daisy and did “he loves me, he loves me not” and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t like me.

>>40427309
nta but having a crush and being in love are NOT the same thing

>>40427297
Marry me

im in love

working directly with the ceo always makes me so nervous
like what do you mean im a real person with a name that he knows (he knows both the official and trans names actually somehow)
and he acknowledges my existence
and im not, like, killed for daring talk to my superior?

the social class ranking systems of life terrify me

>>40427333
Yeah they are

>>40427326
but you've never talked to her in private?? how can you be in love with her

>>40427324
There’s an old khajiit saying, Paradise is found Elsweyr

>>40427347
my only framework from which to interact with someone like that would be from smut i fear i am unemployable

>>40427276
I think after some ffs and losing weight and possibly ba I can look similar. I'd want to
>>40427287
: 3
>>40427287
I mostly like the aesthetics of it, mostly cause I was brainwashed by America's propaganda as a boy :p. I'm pretty autistic about unis

>>40427357
Bro or sis, the difference between being in love and not is not taking it to DMs

>>40427223
She at least knew you existed, right? You weren't just replying to her from anon never actually showing yourself while attaching to her, right?

>>40427341
Dropped.
>>40427347
I started my career out as a so called elite professional. It just made my authority problems worse. He's probably a big retard who can't do anything himself.

>>40427316
Meant to reply to you in that third reply:p >>40427367

>>40427379
what the hell... i was gonna say its with yaoi... ur mean

>>40427333
>falling in love online
don't believe in it, but im a millennial boomer (they can also smell bad irl)

>>40427351
no they aren't at all
you can have a crush on someone you would never date
or even have sex with
you could have a crush on someone who pisses you off most of the times you talk to her
crushes are deeply unserious

>>40427339
ok, which church do you belong to

>>40427375
No we talked all the time like everyday and she begged for disc but I was too stupid

>>40427379
>It just made my authority problems worse
in your case, do you fear authority or disrespect authority?

>>40427396
>you can have a crush on someone you would never date
wtf no you can't. Maybe ur mixing up having a crush and just finding someone attractive.

>>40427371
ok but i don't think that's love anon it seems parasocial

>>40427385
For me it's the cutting edge technology. To be fair I also like civil technology, but they don't have the same budgets.

>>40427408
I don't respect most of the white collar elite whatsoever. I've always had authority problems though desu.

>>40427397
None of them but I can convert for you

>>40427416
yes you absolutely can. trust me.
a crush is more emotionally involved than just finding someone attractive but far far less so than being in love

>>40427416
Yes you can and it’s soul crushing

>>40427428
ah, id love to trade with you. my coworker earlier was telling our manager off for something, like he was our manager's superior and not the other way around. and it was terrifying and fascinating to watch. he didnt even get put in his place for daring to do it. there wasn't any bad reaction at all! i dont understand these things at all but id love to have that power

>>40427450
i mean i can see how it could be but
not necessarily
sometimes it's just annoying

>>40427450
>>40427439
Explain then. What is a crush to you. bc this sounds like nonsense

>>40427347
I’ve met elites they’re just people, mostly really dumb and nasty people

hello again chiggy genners, just did my daily hour of cardio. who's thirsty for my buff body sweat?

>>40427421
Nah I don’t think two people talking to each on a basically daily basis for years is parasocial

>>40427463
girlsmell...

>>40427463
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>40427462
I like startups ceos they are nasty in a funny way

>>40427471
I'm a dude.

>>40427463
cardio burns too many calories you know. Should focus on resistance.

>>40427492
I don't think I need to focus that hard on it desu.

>>40427458
a crush is finding someone attractive and liking to hang out with them and talk to them every day and you get sad and miss them when you can't
it doesn't mean being compatible enough to date or even being able to have sex with them possibly because of moral or pride reasons

>>40427490
ewwww

>>40427506
i don't know if it's just the mirror but it makes you look like you're 5 ft tall

>>40427509
You just described a friend wtf are you talking about

>>40427509
I don’t think a crush even needs to be as intense as that
traditionally, you might never even talk to your crush

>>40427466
>dming for 2 years
>never meet
>get sad when it leads nowhere

>>40427527
sure if you want to fuck all of your friends and are unreasonably attached to them, i guess

>>40427524
Probably the mirror, I'm 5'11 so. King of the manlets, I will accept my crown please.

>>40427527
you’re so weirdly overly literal

>>40427509
a crush is just someone you like but i think that one anon was using the term love too generously because i don't think you can love someone if you've never even talked to them in private

>>40427542
Sounds like your entire framing is shifted in the wrong direction. You seem to call friends crushes, acquaintances friends, I'm sure you'd call strangers acquaintances though idk what else is left beyond that.
>>40427554
how

>>40427540
no the thing that made me sad is being a dumbass who didn’t keep in touch w her off of this site

>>40427484
Mostly politicians/judges for me, not as funny, a little more psychopathic than chill ceo golf bros

>>40427466
Yeah but: >>40427400
You were just words
That's not very real

>>40427565
i think everyone is my friend

>>40427561
you can love someone who doesn't even know you exist

>>40427565
do you find all your friends attractive??

>>40427506
Your arm is so dreamy, you’re looking great

>>40427576
maybe but that's not healthy

>>40427571
We would have still been words in disc DMs

>>40427578
I only have one person I who skirts the line as being a friend but idk what they look like so. It's irrelevant though bc they described an attractive friend
>>40427590
sure
>>40427572
there's your issue

>>40427540
he didn’t dm her at all apparently

>>40427595
but have you ever heard her voice and has she ever heard your voice or seen you

>>40427601
D are you telling me you have one friend?

>>40427583
careful, keep staring and you’ll start dreaming about the rest of me too

>>40427561
i mean sure
but i baulk at the use of the term "liking" someone to describe it
idk maybe it's accurate but
don't make me confront that
>>40427565
i feel like you're just straight up telling me you want to fuck all of your friends
which is weird but it's not hurting anyone so you do you, ig
>>40427539
no it doesn't. but idk it can be

if you have a crush on someone invite them to a private voice call and do something together

>>40427612
yes to both seeing and hearing each other

I love you

i’m such a busy bee today

>>40427625
why didn't you add them

>>40427620
idk how you could have a crush on someone without even hearing their voice
i dont doubt it's possible it's just not something i think i could ever experience so i dont understand it, iykwim
>>40427632
well i only have a crush on you
sorry

i can’t believe women did this to me

>>40427614
Yeah
>>40427619
k

>>40427617
Or you could show me the rest of you

>>40427640
because I didn’t want discord at the time (as I said being an idiot)

anyone have opinions on the forbidden 5th dose of ozempic shit

trarnsbjarns

>>40427656
they did a damn good job based on yesterday’s pic
>>40427657
>Yeah
That both shocks me and doesn’t surprise me at all

>>40427663
>the forbidden 5th dose of ozempic shit
on the what what does this mean

transjbörns

>>40427665
transnistrian fucking shits

>>40427647
I think there’s different stages of crushing, I think it’s possible to fall for someone through text. It’s telepathic in a way voice can never be, especially in a community like ours where a lot of people struggle to articulate themselves orally. I get it though, I crave those long, laughing conversations that drag into the night.

>>40427660
tempting… but not for free and definitely not here. drop your discord, maybe i’ll let you earn it

>>40427686
pen has 4 doses + some extra. the ppl that sell you it say do NOT use the 5th dose. its very clearly another full dose. lots of ppl on reddit use it. conflicted... but partially just bcs im anxious to step up the dosage...

>>40427682
wdym. I don't have any way to make them this board is the only human interaction I get I'm banned everywhere else and I sure as hell am not gonna be friends with a 4chan user

I secretly hope ozempic has some massive negative consequence that only kicks in 5-10 years down the line and kills the most vain people in society

>>40427701
I'm going to replace you ozempic with enthickening juice

>>40427705
me too

>>40427705
they're not even the most vain. just the most lazy and fat

>>40427700
How old are you?

>>40427708
you're welcome to im not rly hung up on it. life is just easier when ur losing weight unfortunately

>>40427719
old enough to know better. young enough to do it anyway

>>40427695
oh it definitely seems possible
but for me i need to hear your voice before you're real to me
>>40427716
>fat
not anymore!
thanks to ozempic

>>40427701
oh, im very pro-using it
da juice is juice. dont waste. they want you to waste it to buy more. you gotta win
>>40427705
how mean. you want me to go full eating disorder again instead? you want me to blog about calories again? you want me dooming about eating 720 calories total today instead of my previously allocated 700? yeah?

>>40427704
>surprised
in some ways you seem like you could be a sweetheart
>not surprised
In other ways you seem like a total bitch with no social skills

>>40427705
vain is when healthy
- 4chan retard

>>40427735
She's back! We missed you so much!

>>40427726
no im still fat let me cherish it while i have it. im ready for every chair i sit in to be 10% as comfortable

Oops I put myself out there again without realizing I'm not emotionally available yet

>>40427735
You're probably not actually healthy considering the medication tends to have you shed muscle over fat

>>40427735
just eat carrots

You're not healthy if you need drugs in order to stop being obese. You're just another dysgenic american.

>>40427759
dont ever call me a fucking yankee again faggot

>>40427748
How do you know when you’re emotionally available asking for a friend

>>40427742
I know
>>40427755
If I took ozempic I'd die probably
>>40427758
ew
>>40427759
Yeah no shit medicine is for people who aren't healthy inbred moron

>>40427755
Muscle’s fine, meds work, and my bicep’s prettier than your excuse.

>>40427748
happens to the best of us. consider being open and honest about that instead of ghosting

>>40427767
Bongs are discount americans nowadays

>>40427785
i dont recognise anglo rule either for what its worth but yea thats true. i hate it. if those fucking pigs hadn't killed off our language we would at least be shielded slightly from yankee influence

>>40427705
I hope they get healthier and have fewer problems later in life

>>40427792
I can't believe you and the irish just gave up on your languages like that. Where's the pride

he will troon

>>40427742
also some schizo kept posting that one image of lewd pics of me on r9k kinda cweepy

>>40427805
shit bait kill yourself

>>40427724
You’re such a vagueboy! I thought I recognized your arm but maybe I was wrong.

>>40427812
Say that in Gaelic

>>40427778
Idk
I didn't realize I wasnt until a couple people reached out and instantly the thought of getting to know someone new and try to build something had me like "oh shit I'm not over them at all yet"
At least I could catch it before starting to talk but it's kinda shitty to let a contact attempt just go unanswered, or possibly weirder to immediately give them the "sorry I'm unavailable" talk in the first message lmao

Probably do a thought exercise or journal about how it would make you feel
I think realizing that is the easy part, idk about actually becoming ready again

>>40427822
uuuhhhh. ciamar a tha sibh

>>40427748
Wait til you’re ready! I waited a long time and don’t regret it. Doesn’t mean you have to close all the doors and windows, though. Stay open to friendships.

>>40427819
maybe you did. maybe you just wish you did. either way, you’re still looking

>>40427807
His eyes look cute when he smiles (I'm straight)

since my neck hurts too i've decided to be grumpy all day and maybe tomorrow too.

>>40427880
this is a good plan. i support you

>>40427924
good. i'll probably try to hook up with another stranger tonight after work just because i'm almost better and might mess it up again so its for the best.

>>40427865
What’s your type?

>>40427748
Somewhat same here. First person I really liked after my ex and went a bit crazy. Clearly still more damaged than I originally thought

I am NOT a bottom

>>40428018
nobody cares

>>40427807
literal who

i will never be a bottom because i have hemorrhoids

>>40428018
You were in denial about being trans and now you are about being a bottom

>>40428042
hemorrhoids can be treated

>>40428043
nah she seems like a side

>>40427633
Buzz buzz buzz

My top passgen sweetie hunnies!
Rules:
- No posting in passgen!
- No cg regulars! It's creepy!
>>40426442
>>40426453 (looks like that youtube sperg's ex YOW MAMA!!!!!)
>>40426641
>>40426767
>>40426890 (VILE TRANS BEAMFUCKING SHIFT)
>>40427132
>>40427969

>>40428078
The actors are come hither my lord

What the heck

>>40428117
Sorry I'm on a halal only diet

i wish i had chocolate

>>40428032
Lots of people care, I keep getting slandered against!
>>40428043
I’m not a BOTTOM, I’m a SWITCH
>>40428070
Untrue

>>40428102
>- No cg regulars! It's creepy!
almost went on a holy war close call

Hello chaser general I'm home from the gym. I took some kind of risque pictures yesterday but dont have anyone to show them to at the moment. So it goes.

>>40428283
Iktf

>>40428283
So it goes.

>>40428283
cowards don't deserve our pics

Really wish I was suck gock right now

it’s so sad when no one wants to see your naughty pics

>>40428317
i had a guy ask me to stop once. feels great

>>40428158
I like it, keep your dreams attainable

>>40428327
Jesus that's fucking brutal, im sorry anon.

>>40428222
I'm trying to create a comfortable environment for everyone here

>>40428327
Oh I would hopefully never send them to someone uninterested

>>40428327
I‘ll ask you to start again if you want

>>40428283
>>40428317
>>40428327
Ladies, I'm here to answer your prayers.

>>40428388
Show me that weewee big boy

>>40428405
It’s only 3 inches, babe.

>>40428405
It's shy

>>40428425
>>40428428
Grim stuff here folks

Gocky wocky

>>40428436
She said weewee lol

>>40428447
Peensie beensie boo boo

>>40428388
It’s one specific chaser I want to show them to

>>40426016 (OP)
Yeah because she’s going to be travelling for 17 hours to visit me. I just don’t know how much she likes me but I’ll find out soon enough

>>40428468
Who's the lucky guy?

chasers who post their holes <3

>>40428328
yeah
>>40428365
we were dating at the time

>>40428494
Oof.

>>40428468
Reply to my dm I know it’s you lol

>>40427977
i don’t do types. i do people who don’t bore me

>>40428468
One of the regulars here?

>>40428477
i don’t think i’d travel 4 hours to visit someone i didn’t like anon. she likes you

chasers who suck a big dildo live on cam <3

I dreamed i was about to fuck an retirement age horsebackriding instructor hoe with thick legs but i woke up having to pee. She turned invisible. I was tryna fuck an invisible woman. Only her woolen grandma sweater and youthful shorts remained. Any freudians care to help decode this?

>>40428512
If it was you I think she would've, lad

>>40428537
You haven't been masturbating as much as usual.

>>40428528
Yes but I’ve never met her irl before and I’ve known her for years so I’m nervous

>>40428537
you want to have sex with your grandma

>>40428531
Only if it's a mold from a tranner

30+ chasers who only chase after the teens and early 20s girls <3

30+ chasers DESERVE trannies under 25 with fully functional penises

>>40428565
lmao

>>40428565
could have just said 30+ chasers

In my defense she was within the half-your-age-plus-7 rule, your honor.

>>40428555
it good to be excited. i bet she feels the same. don’t break her heart

>>40428565
this again

im so horny it should be illegal
- anon

>>40428565
Ew, evil

>>40428572
Double evil

>>40428595
Realistically she’s probably more likely to break my heart than the other way around lol

>>40428565
He is SO me.
t. 32 year old chaser talking to an 18 year old from Brazil

>>40428600
I'm gonna need you to step out of that vehicle, miss.

socially retarded unemployed ugly 30+ chasers <3

>>40428609
why do you think that?

>>40428565
thats all of them

chasers who still live with their parents <3

>>40428624
Damn all misses

>>40428643
don’t misgender chasers

chaser who doesn't consider himself a chaser because he's never had the balls to be with a trans woman before <3

>>40428628
She’s a cool extrovert and very pretty

>>40428652
Lol

30+ chasers who have never had sex but decided to chase trannies in the hopes that they'd give them a chance <3

>>40428654
correct! the accurate term is 'incel'

>>40428621
okay ill get out of bed.. one sec, just let me..
*whips out my 9mm and opens fire on your bitch ass*

chaser who doesn't consider himself a chaser because he only pumps and dumps trannies and has actual relationships with cis women <3

>>40428672
correct! the accurate term is 'incel'

30+ chasers who spend at least 14 hours per day on discord and engage in teenage discord gossip and hang out on 4chan all day and are bald <3

>>40428662
I do this
>>40428672
I do this
>>40428676
I am this
>>40428678
I do this

>>40428512
No one dm’d me
>>40428525
Yes

alright I got that out of my system I think

>>40428685
*drools* sorry *drools again* f-fuck im sorry *moans lightly* sorry it was an accident *cums* ure so hot babby..

>>40428678
veronika

>>40428678
bgmd

>>40428624
I’m right here, babe.

>>40428692
Lithuanianon?
That guy's got gigachad body
No idea about his personality thoughbeit

>>40428517
if I give you my discord what are we going to do together to keep you from wandering off bored?

>>40428668
I watch a lot of self defense Tiktoks so you're fucking toast bucko.

>>40428655
and she’d still be devastated if you canceled the trip. don’t worry too much. worry the correct amount

>>40428711
Lol

>>40428720
I don’t even know who that is

>>40428740
Really makes you think........

mef’s nudes are the best

>>40428742
Thedude?

>>40428725
i dont see how watching the clock count up is gonna help when youve got mere milliseconds to spare as bullets whistle towards your vulnerable body
>>40428737
i have a praise kink but instead of direct praise its people finding me funny and saying phrases like “Lol” or “Lmao”

>>40428764
I think shes only posted hole once but it was very hot

>>40428692
There's only like 5 known chasers

i’m gonna get real high and it’s gonna fix me
>>40428764
thx
>>40428784
i don’t get why u guys like hole

>>40428787
And 5 of them are gay. Bit of a conundrum that

touching myself thinking about the dirac sea

>>40428782
Two (You)s we're in love.

The five known chasers
---The Undesirables---
Frogposter
BGMD
---The High Value Males---
Pseudanon
Incelanon
Houellebecqanon

>>40428790
>i don’t get why u guys like hole
I like to eat ass and I like thinking about putting my dick in there and you've got a pretty one

>>40428801
everyone knows these are all the same person by now

>>40428794
no this is a blessing
this is the ideal im so lucky for this

>>40428801
incelanon sounds so dreamy <3

>>40428790
Post hole

>>40428790
>thx
seriously I couldn’t get you off of my mind for a few weeks and I come back here to see THAT pic insane luck thank you

>>40428728
I just hope I don’t fuck up

>>40428810
Im so glad humans invented language

>>40428723
i don’t wander. i hunt. if you’re worth chasing, i’ll stay. if not, well… you’ll still remember me

Strongly considering going to AA just to make friends

i met my love incelanon in celadon city
in the game corner basement he told me my gock was pretty

>>40428810
but it’s not pretty? it’s hole
>>40428825
weird

>>40428801
pseudanon isnt even a chaser anymore

>>40428801
where’s the paperwork to apply? bicepanon’s ready to ruin the curve

>>40428814
Huge if true....
>>40428843
Huge if true......

>>40428800
smiling cat with heart-eyes emoji

>>40428839
You can‘t have one half of a couplet end on the accent and the other on a trail baka

>>40428839
beautiful poetry

>>40428841
why weird?

>>40428565
Never ask a youngshit the age of her first 5 grindr hookups

>>40428855
you cant name yourself “bicepanon” your name would probably be “racistanon” or “roidanon”

>>40428794
I'm only like 20% gay at most and liking mtfs isn't part of that
Nothing wrong with that, boss

>>40428860
Lol. How're you planning to dump the body though?

>>40428874
racistanon? roidanon? damn, at least pick one that sounds hot. i’m over here benching and blushing, give me some credit

>>40428794
I'm insanely big homo sex, yes.

>>40428886
okay you can be quadsanon cuz im sure you have some very nice legs

>>40428867
not normal behaviour

>>40428801
chasers making tier lists about chasers now?

>>40428881
idk the woods or the ocean or something

>>40428862
sorry i dont make my gay chaser pokemon shitposts in proper iambic pentameter

>>40428905
>think about pretty girl
>like looking at pretty girl naked
there is nothing as normal as this

>>40428876
I know I'm just messing, I'm bi and a chaser so I just think it's funny to say

>>40428897
alright, quadsanon reporting in. 415 for reps. try not to get attached.

>>40428897
He can't take that one I'm almost certain I've got nicer legs

what would you think if you hadn't spoken to somebody in over a year and they hit you up randomly?

>>40428919
You should be sorry

>>40428936
shit i think im gonna cum.. alright. you mean nothing to me.
>>40428942
PROOF???,?????,,,,???

>>40428944
They have something unresolved.

>>40428874
Racist?

>>40428936
Learn to take a good picture of your body!! Christ. Serial killer pics in the thread ffs

instead of exploding i just became happy!!! the sad times are over woohoo!! you wait a week and its over! this is cause for 15 cigarettes of celebration, i squatted 120kg today also, gym progression going fast, i only been 2 months since i started again after almost a years pause, im down 8kg now and up significantly in all my lifts. in 3-4 months if progression is somewhat stable i should be ripped (10-15%bf so not really ripped but cut), bench maybe 110-120kg, deadlift 180-200kg and squat 140-150kg. when that time comes i will eat an entire chocolate cake and purchase a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of rum. also i almost managed a muscleup today which at my fat bodyweight is pretty good, 88kg rn. at first i failed the squat and normally id say ill try in 2 weeks but this time i knew i had it the second time around. a principle one ought to apply to life in general

>>40428958
don’t worry. i already knew you weren’t built to mean it

>>40428963
maybe i just like making you squint before you simp

>>40428930
go find a real woman

>>40428773
I totally would but that’s not who

>>40428886
youre doing the old bodybuildingdotcom thing and naming yourself after a bodypart but instead of being "bicepbrah" its "anon" at the end

>>40428975
Are real women better than trans women?

>>40428944
depending on the person I would be quite glad to hear from them
I don’t want to hold grudges anymore

>>40428972
>i already knew you weren’t built to mean it
babe i was just kidding, come on, you know we had something special.. i miss you

>>40428916
Between my ghost and the police you're fucked.

>>40428832
Ok you lost me with this one

Trannies owe me nudes
That includes mef

>>40428993
god i wish haha

>>40428975
You are a real women as far as I am concerned plus you’re one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen and I don’t mind the way you argue with me

>>40428981
they gave me the name. i just filled the rest out.

>>40428991
too late. i changed the locks and got hotter out of spite

>>40428995
don’t worry, i’ll use smaller words next time. maybe throw in a bark or two

nothing is owed in life yet so much is given to you every day out of pure love

Chasers owe me nudes.
That includes you, slut >>40428997

>>40428997
she’s honestly breathtaking

>>40429020
post fizzeek bby

>>40428944
i would have a panic attack i think but a normal person would be happy to hear from a friend i think

trannies

>>40428965
Nice.

>>40429040
i already posted my bicep earlier >>40427506

>>40428983
ya
>>40428997
fuck yo tithing
>>40429015
i’m gonna kms
>>40429034
mega cringe

WHEREEEE IS MY CHUD PRINCE TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM ALL THIS

>>40429013
The police have to sit in the cuck chair though.
>>40429043
Hell yeah.

>>40429032
You first, I'll tribute you

>>40428801
the reason im not on this list fyi is because im not a chaser but something else... something more evil and mysterious

masturbating to shota

>>40429060
No, post ass. I’m gonna tribute you, pussy.

>>40429054
was just busy thinking about your toe crimes and whether a chud prince should really be rewarding that kind of behavior

>>40429050
damn ur huge, we have similar bicep inserts also tho im way smaller rn

>>40428801
I'd like to revise this to add a new, highest tier just for the guy who dom posts then loses his shit when you make fun of him for it

>>40429081
thanks man. 10+ years of lifting, a few on gear. back on now and cutting like i’ve got something to prove.

if i got hired for a job i would bomb it every single day until i didnt have to go anymore

>>40429092
i didnt see ur arm before but damn ur big,, nice work

>>40429092
you got any idea what your lifts are or do you not max out? how much weight are you looking to lose?

>>40429066
you would

>>40428958
>PROOF???,?????,,,,???
Chaser thighs
https://unseecc/album#qlZwTpzkZ5fo

its so erotic when you realise a chaser doesnt have a single emergency contact

>>40429053
>mega cringe
reminds me of that time you applied to be a bouncer at an arcade of something similarly ridiculous and you met the owner or manager or whatever and shook his hand and when his hand closed entirely around yours you instantly popped a boner
every time I see how tiny your hands are, especially for someone supposedly six foot one inch tall, I think about you getting hard from having your delicate soft fingers swallowed in a huge hand like mine

>>40429105
yeah, i've got a good idea:
bench: 134kg for reps
deadlift: 229kg for reps
squat: 188kg for reps
ohp: 88kg for reps

>>40429122
huh

>>40429119
that’s kinda really sad

>>40429118
nice thighs freaky pit stains

>>40429131
uh huh

i cant stop smoking meth

>>40429103
really appreciate that. been at it a while. glad it's showing.

>>40429119
alarming

>>40429140
LMFAO yeah the shirt is just really old, like 10 ish years so it shows it's age a bit. Is my cooking shirt

>>40429127
very good lifts, that squat is no joke, ohp also very good

GL with your cut bruzzer im rooting for you

I can’t stop stroking mef

i would also instantly pop a boner if a guys hands completely closed around mine

>>40429157
respect. let's both hit numbers that make mirrors blush.

If you stroked mef, she' bite you, like an abused cat

>>40429168
And one around your neck?

Having a couple fit fellas itt is nice, talking and numbers and everything. Very cool

>>40429168
I’m not saying she was wrong to get hard in public like that; I’m saying it was hot

>>40429172
desired outcome

OK time for my cigrit

>>40429176
last time a guy did that i moaned involuntarily so yea same deal

im detransitioning to make it easier to rape men

>>40429196
that is a big cigrit or you are a very small man!

>>40429226
I think it's just perspective, friend

>>40429223
You're yucky

>>40429235
i suppose for the cigarette's point of view he is very large yeah

>>40429226
im 5 foot 1 and three quarters

Trannies have driven me to alcoholism.

i would like a guy to wrap his fingers around my wrist or neck

>>40429249
Ok that's pretty cute. You're alright anon

>>40429020
I just meant you’re not charming enough for me you’re one of those performative dom guys I can’t take seriously, so you say things you think sound hard ass and sexy and I’m just laughing cause you told me to bark and thought that’d somehow turn me on

>>40429250
damn
>>40429252
better that they are driving them i suppose

>>40429258
I want gf to kiss her wrists

>>40429262
To be fair to that guy is hard to gauge your audience in here sometimes, so it can make sense to play to these more common overtures.

>>40429118
You need a wife to do your laundry for you, I could get those pit stains out

>>40429252
It's not the trannies it's what they unlock in your repressed trauma history that you haven't dealt with and healed yet
And no I'm not calling you a repper (although honestly that could be applied to some people)
It's the same exact dynamic with any dude with baggage who starts getting involved with people, your version of the same story is just trannyflavored

>>40429262
also it would be cute to hear you give a little wood wood arooo

>>40429262
you wrote a whole essay just to tell me i’m not your type. babe, this isn’t a job interview.

>>40429288
oh gosh this was supposed to say woof woof no offense lady (jeez)

chasers what's your excuse for not looking like a young paul walker?

>>40429316
I prefer to look masc

>>40429316
I'm not a pedophile

>>40429316
Born ugly

one day i will meet a guy who i can be horny towards and my life will finally be good

>>40429334
hello that day is today

pozzing chasers feels so good

>>40429288
Freudian slip, chasers love the wood wood
>>40429289
>use smaller words next time
>you write too much
The larp should be more consistent

>>40429316
Sorry for not being a 10/10 movie star
I’ll do better tomorrow

do good or do bad?

my father unironically has trump derangement syndrome

>>40429356
imagine yelling “this isn’t working on me” while quoting me like your diary. just say you barked a little and move on.

>>40426232
They will be used to trannies on voice so it doesnt matter

>>40429385
DO BAD
ALWAYS!!!

>>40429385
do good!!!!!!!!

>>40429385
Be evil

>>40429387
Best thing to do here is drop it brudda. There's no winning an Internet argument and it doesn't reflect well on you to get engrossed in one. Just let it run off your back.

>>40429385
Do bad for the greater good

bad in this case is eating fast food when i have food at home btw. should have made that more clear in hindsight

>>40429414
What fast food

>>40429402
not arguing, just seeing how many posts it takes before she admits she barked a little.

>>40429414
Criminal. It's Friday though

>>40429386
Like hate boner for orange man or regular boner for orange man

>>40429401
ENEMY

>>40429432
hate boner

Hello friends
I want to fuck the girls in passgen
That is all thank you for listening

>>40429425
not sure probably a chicken place
>>40429428
i'm the worst i know. have pork marinating at home and everything

>>40429454
Post ranking >>40428102

>>40429473
i concede to your dandelion based authority. may my downfall be gentle and whimsical.

>>40429451
Maybe he‘ll sympathize with Musk and to a reasonable medium position if he sees his son corrupted by the woke virus to become a cute autistic agp blonde girl

>>40429459
Wives
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>>40428619

I have regular boner for mef girl

My fortune tonight says “A new love is waiting around the next corner.”

>>40429455
I do like chicken

Edged so much it hurts, going to Starbucks instead of finishing

>>40429455
Now it'll be double marinated

>>40429509
i love fortune cookies

>>40429502
Good taste

fortune cookies DO NOT tell the future, but they are FUN!

>>40429554
Dumb stupid idiot retard wrong

>>40429502
Nice, I really have a soft spot for the last one

>>40429554
writing this down. thank you again mefica

someone make a new thread already

>>40429554
Mine is telling the future

Hiding around the corner in my warm ski mask with my emotional support knife

only here because it gets me rock hard watching those hairlines slowly creep back in every photo they post knowing they won't realise they need to transition until it's too late

>>40429554
They do
Mine said I will die alone

>>40429579
This is called having a Veronika Complex

>>40429579
are you doing okay?

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awowowewa

>>40429616
Werewolves in London

>>40429538
>>40429560
I did see the rule i wasnt allowed to use cg posters after i posted it
But straight girls usually put the most effort in so they look the cutest
Its just the truth that we have a lot of the best ones

>>40429579
based

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Passgen is a fucking stupid hatebox and 85% of the people in there are perfectly fine. If you let degenerates who’ve never left their mothers basement dictate whether you pass or not you’re genuinely fucking retarded

>>40429644
Palpable asshurt