Qott: is your place clean?

>>40429638

My place is so clean because I’m a germophobe

No, I need someone with nesting instincts to help me.

he knows i need him still. it’s why he can’t bring himself to cut me off completely

>>40432421
OK, you're starting to creep me the fuck out because the tranny I ignored not only posts on this board but is also fucking nuts when it comes to people ignoring her. Where are you from?

>>40432433
Albania. Our nation has endured many hardships.

Do you like bottom chasers?

>>40432433
unless you broke up with her months ago you aren’t him. stop ignoring her asshole

I need to import a tranny with abandonment issues to my state like a fine wine.

>>40432444
being crazy doesn’t make me hot btw

>>40432465
It makes you loyal and that's what I'm after.

>>40432401 (OP)
it has one small shit stain which is entirely a cosmetic issue and shouldn't stop it from being considered clean

>>40432442
Oh dear God, thank fuck. And no. I am testing the limits.

>>40432472
You're a werido

sorry for being such an attention whore

still sad sore and tired. i have like no fight left in me

>>40432479
For wanting someone who's loyal?

>>40432401 (OP)
>qott
has to be. i have terrible asthma and allergies. i have a sixth sense for when a room is dirty. one of the only things i can guarantee if you marry me is i will keep your house clean.

>>40432444
>I want a woman who won't leave me.

Then you wonder why trannies consider us chasers pathetic weirdos.

>>40432504
Why wouldn't you want a woman who won't leave you?

>>40432401 (OP)
life has many ups and downs. But it also has many arounds

Its clean but lived in

I'm feeling very lonely, I want to talk to someone on WhatsApp: +55 21 99733-9001

>>40432522
Hello autumn, haven't seen you in a long time

>>40432401 (OP)
>Qott: is your place clean?
usually, sometimes my laundry pile gets out of hand
https://youtu.be/Zd9jeJk2UHQ?si=5kO_7EHkl8ClgdQa

I’m gonna die before someone fucks my prostate

>>40432546
Good

>>40432546
Is the a declaration or a resignation?

>>40432512
If you're a piece of shit boyfriend, you deserve to be alone. Only someone with severe abandonment issues will tolerate that. You just want someone to own. Have sex.

Anyone here with T levels higher than e levels want to see an unsee

>>40432473
Need me to come piss on it?

qott: i'm a woman i do not live in filth.
also clean your mirrors.

https://unsee cc/album#6akybxeeEsGe

>>40432566
I've had sex. Cope and seethe. I don't want someone to own you're just projecting shit on me. The reason why trannies don't like you is because you want to touch their dick. Simple as.

>>40432570
t levels and e levels are measured in different units so that's complicated. cis women have almost equal amounts of e and t by weight

>>40432570
Not really.

>>40432575
idk

I like to pee on specks of poop in the toilet to wash it off

>>40432586
Autist
>>40432589
Faggot

>>40432546
Chaser btw

Really wish I was suck gock right now

sleeping naked is mid

>>40432601
I can look at them if you want, I guess.

>>40432648
you've never known anything in your entire fucking life

>>40432652
someones in a bad mood, idk my cock feels loose and the sheet is touching in between my cheeks

>>40432655
how gaped is your shit

I could never sleep without a shirt and underwear on at least. preferably sweat pants and socks

>>40432660
idk I think im just lying funny, tbf I am spreading my cheeks with both my hands but its because its warm outside

>>40432642
Spiddoes i was walkin my dog today and we walked past a store that had a couple life sized cardboard cutouts of racecar driver dudes, staring at us thru the window. My dog barked at them. Thought they were real. It was very cute. Thought you might enjoy the story

I sleep in panties, short shorts, and a tshirt that shows my nipples

>>40432674
thts valid actually i wld do the same
>>40432677
please be a chaser please be a chaser please be a chaser

>>40432682
Trans Top

>>40432675
berautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer tellimenttoeable mimery absoluerly soim

>>40432677
haha what if you showed us as a joke haha

I just want to eat Bronya's ass.

>>40432687
fascinating are you familiar w the taxonomy

>>40432401 (OP)
No. It's not horrendously filthy, but stuff is all over the floor.

>>40432687
Mythological creature

>>40432701
u will have to measurably improve social and economic conditions first. good luck

>>40432648
Only because my balls are too long and get twisted up

>>40432711
Why would I do that none of that stuff is real.

if you arent sleeping naked ur eanits is going to get shrinked by underwear and we have been over this

>>40432720
they keep getting tangled round my leg

>>40432722
kill yourself retard chud

>>40432703
?
>>40432708
Want to worship some gock with your mouth

>>40432725
That explains a lot

>>40431058
it was a gift

>>40432731
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeable allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40432738
I consider suicide every time I go to the beach.

>>40432732
I would if you want me to

>>40432729
Yeah sorry they do that
Just gather em up and sling em back over to my side of the bed

>>40432731
Nope.

>>40432747
3 men from this board id fuck

>>40432758
cant blame a girl for trying

>>40432773
Trying what?

>>40432737
yeeims beautiflim matoeable Ibisher missim sayimenttoe soim absoluerly soim

>>40432745
https://voca.ro/1oPbV6N175WQ

>>40432576
God damn your fine nona post ass

>>40432782
can you, like, not talk like a retarded nigger for one minute

>>40432576
Cute. Do you clean your room a lot?

>>40432771
That's past my comfort zone anyways, oral's okay though

>>40432803
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40432802
you got it boss

Are there any chasers around the Billings area? Its so lonely here -3-

>>40432809
when i'm not subletting it is keep it very clean, my cat likes it that way

>>40432815
Oral is what I like anyway

https://voca.ro/1htwxRwTHyit

Do you like top chasers?

>>40432839
lol is that pedo tripping now

>>40432844
its a lovely idea i wish they existed

>>40432782
You have a nice voice but idk who the real you is

>>40432844
threw up on ma mouth

>>40432838
If only I were one of the 3

>>40432846
...i dont even know you, you dont know me, this joke is obviously gone over my head, dont get the humor and randomly calling random ass people pedos but whatever, i rember why i stopped tripping here. kys
https://voca.ro/1mfbLxCrtk8l

>>40432839
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40432860
iffery yeeims deeny neeims whattoes issry realim thennry yeeims shuddoes finddoeable whattoes issry nottoeable absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40432882
I love you my wife dont let them get to you

>>40432844
Yes

>>40432401 (OP)
Sup. Where are the BBC trannies that can come fuck my sissy ass?

someone needs to kidnap me and make me their wife

>>40432879
You probably are

>>40432889
Shut the fuck pussy ass bitch, you're bot getting laid

>>40432882
oh are u not the frog from this thread? there's a famous nazi pedo in here called frog. i just assumed that was you

>>40432882
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeable allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40432892
LOL stop it

>>40432897
NOOO MY EPUSSY NOOOOOO

>>40432892
That’s not the hot charming Steve get this shit out of here

>>40432906
cant say ive ever met one of those

>>40432898
no. i assumed you were going along with the pajeet in the last thread who called me a pedo and gave no reasoning

>>40432909
Buuurn

>>40432910
oh everyone is just seeing frog and assuming you're that guy. probably gonna keep happening. sorry for the confusion!

>>40432906
trip on steven

>>40432919
its cool, was just confused why i was getting called one randomly, tripping is dumb anyways

>>40432930
You sound annoying anyways, stay on trip so i can filter your posts

>>40432476
Limits of what?

>>40432895
I'm not here much so I'm probably not recognizable

>>40432938
im just not going to post

ok i'm gonna go to bed and pass out so i can wake upin worse pain tomorrow

>>40432993
dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

I feel almost paralyzed in sadness. How do I get out of this?

>>40432930
one of us one of us

>>40433018
allwoimenttoe tee feelim tee flwoimenttoe anddoes accepttoeable themmry tee geeim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40433018
So when my last relationship ended, I listened to sad music for about a year I think and shit takes time just don’t fall off the deep end. Took me almost two years to feel better

>>40433035
Zen spiddoes

Sorry babe, daddy wasn't ghosting he was doing intensive trauma anchoring and grounding exercises all throughout the day in order to not kill himself

>>40433110
well thats good at least

>>40433103
Ibisher hassry beeims tranquilittoeable beferim buttoes Ibisher deeny neeims whattoes zeim issry matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40433110
X to doubt.

>>40433110
neeims selfferish kilimenttoe allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

i started talking to this beautiful woman with pretty eyes. she lives a few hours away in the next country though. I havent felt this way in years

>>40433128
Okay it was more like 40% of the day
But I did not have the capacity to reply in the in between, just to get to the next crack

I had a breakthrough at the end of the day and am simultaneously doing 3* of my self-soothe skills so some bandwidth is back now

*(Jacking off, flicking my nipples and cbt'ing my balls)

>>40433132
i dont know why i wasted so much time chasing. cis women are just so much more attractive

>>40433132
beautiflim matoaeble absoluerly soim

>>40433154
shes a tranner

>>40433038
I do that a lot myself normally but I've been sick so I'm just laid in bed crying mostly.

>>40433159
How are you doing wulfim?

>>40433151
Whatever helps I suppose. :/

>>40433176
Ibisher feelim bettoeable nwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40433110
mommy hates you….

>>40433172
Hope you feel better soon, sadness is temporary. What songs did you listen to if you don’t mind me asking?

it's funny how being here for like two months ahs already made bronya significantly worse as a person in every way. not usual that you get to see the process in action

>>40433209
I notice this with every single new highly active trip
It is not a what-if, it is a how soon
I tried to tell her
Dw she's convincing herself she's only larping though

>>40433209
i got hotter but yea measurably worse. i do think i was already like that but its brought it forward no question

>>40433196
Are you taking good care of yourself?

>>40433201
Lots of sad rock ballad type stuff because I'm generic early 2000's white girl still. And I know it's temporary, I just really had high hopes for the first time in a long and they're being tarnished.

bronya lives on the bayou

>>40433218
nah its cool. this too is part of the journey of life. im not worried about it if i want to be a different way i can work on that. im okay being a little more like this for a while. u bitches cld never rove mindlessly like i do
>>40433230
whts a bayou

>>40433227
ittoes harddoe tee lrookeristtoeable afttoeable mimery selfferish matoeable buttoes Ibisher abisher soim absoluerly soim thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40433218
i was awesoime & nice the whole time myself i only got evil/mean once i stopped having reason to care about my reputation among chaserdom

>>40433257
yea its less getting worse and more realising trying to treat chasers like human beings is at best pointless and at worse suicidal lol

>>40433238
like a creek behind a suburb and full of snakes

>>40433267
to be fair you also seem to be getting more impacted by psyops/brainworms/what have you

>>40432401 (OP)
Always

>>40433257
issry thatoes whyimisty peeppoeable meaim tee mimery tee monkeyim laddoeable effecttoeable

>>40433229
Oh nice, Chris Cornell’s cover of Nothing compares 2u was the song I probably heard the most had it on repeat for 8 hours the first day.

Shit happens Nona. Can I ask what happened or it might be too personal?

>>40433250
You're really kind wulfim but you gotta be kind to yourself and take care of yourself too because at the end of the day we spend the most time with ourselves, we gotta have our own back

chasers R cowardz……

>>40433284
yeeims hassry tee beeims selfferish tee beeim kinddoeable fer yeeims nottoe kinddoeable whennry yeeims hassry nufferish tee beeim kinddoeable withim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40433282
That's a pretty good song for sad feels.

Ah, just problems with a guy that's kind of ignoring me after 3 months of talking for hours every day and going on a bunch of dates to now just nothing.

>>40433269
tht sounds terrible i wouldnt like to live there at all im scared of snakes
>>40433276
yea thts true. the stuff thats making me draw tht conclusion is more offline than online though. i just dont understand how people continue to see moids as people ive spent a lot of time meditating on it and talking with others and ive come to the conclusion its just impossible

>>40433238
A bayou is like a peat bog but instead of peat its mangrove trees and instead of a bog its a swamp and instead of oatcakes its alligator steaks

>>40433305
see why didnt you just say this in the first place. that makes so much more sense
is this the equivalent of "trying to explain peat bogs to american: imagine a burger"
i like mangrove trees. thinking about peat makes me want to play GTNH. maybe it would be a nice autism outlet. im already in a factorio playthru tho :I

>>40433294
Is that you twinkchan?

bronja speaks cajun down in the bajuu

I wanna watch naruto, but i gotta get a new hard drive because i got no space to pirate it

>>40432920
Wasn't me I'm busy r n

>>40433294
Preach!!!

>>40433342
thts not true i dont speak cajun at all. im sorry. i dont even own old bay

>>40433360
lol that's the cutest most european shit i've ever seen. nobody is using old bay in louisiana so you'd fit in i guess.

>>40433319
See im the only one here who really GETS you bronya, i got ur back. -your zen master yank admirer

>>40433360
Old bay is maryland, the chesapeake bay, east coast babe. Cajun is louisiana, on the gulf of mexico. Got ur back babe

You cant call me a coward when literally no trannies here live in my country

>>40433299
Well regardless take care of yourself or I will

>>40433366
>>40433372
FUCK i dont know anything about america ill keep studying
>>40433367
i hate yanks and i think buddhists are pseuds but i will allow it this once

>>40433328
I’m her evil twin, Sneed Jenkem

>>40433304
How are men supposed to interpret this talk from women?
Like yeah I know there's a huge systemic problem way more severe than any other identity group instance and that's where I simply stay alert and aware and do my best to not play into it
But am I just supposed to vibe with "actually a fundamental part of your personhood is inherently evil and deserves annihilation"
What do you mean by this?

Wait
If you want men to not be men
It's basically your inner transbean asking us to give up manhood
To transition
Bronya figured out
Wrap it up lads

>>40433393
buddhists like all buddhists? like every buddhist?

>>40433399
>How are men supposed to interpret this talk from women?
you're supposed to roll your eyes & ignore it

>>40433300
Yee, fucking love that dudes voice.

Dang, that is ass. Time will help in the mean time focus on you. Pretty much all the generic advice works. But honestly you’d have to cut contact cause if not it just lasts longer but that’s my opinion

>>40433399
im not interested in dating other trannies & it doesn't really matter to me whether you rope or troon out im just interested in eliminating the male population as quickly and completely as possible
>>40433401
i guess theres a "jesus was jewish" angle where a lot of the daoist thought leaders are buddhists. and im a syncretist i subscribe to a lot of buddhist thought. i just find them really annoying

>>40433413
I think I'm gonna end it, I just saw some things that have made me realise he's just not worth it.

Evenin fellers and fellettes, my usual gen is ded so I'll chat here tonight. How're yall doing? Also how's my new binder look, and can I be a chaser now?

>>40433428
honestly i don't really like much daoist stuff from neodaoism onwards

>>40433442
It works i can't tell you have tits, nice shirt

>>40433442
hi anon looks nice... i'm good but i have a mosquito bite on my asscheek & it itches. how are you?

>>40433442
Hot if boymoder
Looking strong bro if ftm

>>40433448
i lean classical also which i find kind of cringe. im gonna try and shift to like the new stuff

>>40433428
I regularly become fascinated with the psychological side of buddhism and whatnot, but then I see a picture of someone considered a "zen master" or whatever the fuck, and I want to throw them in a fucking chasm. Names like "joey jimson ghenmar" born in new jersey

>>40433468
its just standard new age scamming its a bummer

>>40433455
Ty it was a crimmis gift and is it think from hot topic. Glad to hear the binder works! The hoodie was making it too rough to leave the house ngl
>>40433457
Didja make an X in it with your fingynail? Always help me
>>40433462
Boymoder :3

>>40433398
Are you mesican?

>>40433471
Good quote from some 1600s japanese zen guy-
>I felt a strange sensation in my throat. I spat against a wall. A mass of black phlegm large as a soapberry rolled down the side...Suddenly, just at that moment...I realized what it was that had escaped me until now: All things are perfectly resolved in the unborn.

>>40433464
well if you do that then you're basing shit off what you think would be cool from an external view rather than what oyou find cool yourself. which is pseud behavior...
>>40433472
hmm no i didn't... maybe will try. bugs hjere are killing me
careful binding too much!!! don't wanna harm your breast development

>>40433498
i find the idea that the self exists and is capable of tastes or desires retarded
>>40433492
i like this a lot

>>40433482

>>40433498
Sadly I have no tips to avoid the bites nothing has ever really worked for me ;_;
>breast dev
I was on hrt for 10 years and they are already too big to hide even in a hoodie really. Tbphon I'm considerin a mastectomy. I prefer being an androgynous homo looking creature

>>40433399
Of course she‘s continuing to shit up a male-specific space with this spergout. I strongly advise a complete and universal embargo of giving br*nya attention for any reason.

>>40433524
the mythical decade-hrt boymoder

>>40433534
More like a derooner! I was full time before and passed pretty dang well if I do say so myself. Just more comfy as a enby and the tits are too obvious.

Wish I had the mental fortitude to read before bed but will probably fall asleep in front of the tv again

Cat is comfy next to me at least

>>40433531
please will someone consider the sanctity of the cishet moid specific space on the lgbt board. kill yourself tourist

>>40433524
for the most part i don't have to worry about bites cause i'm out here in waders plus bug shirt plus gloves but i got this one while pissing. but it's freaking irritating!!!
& oh lole. well goodluck with whatever you end up doing!!! i've considered doing a permatwinkmode type thing but now i have a chaser & i don't know if he'd be too pleased with that lole

>>40433520
I look like this and do this

>>40433551
I think most chasers would probably like it more hehe but yes best to find what makes ya happiest i always say, live deliciously etc etc

>>40433576
trve... well i have plenty of time left to live we will se what life brings me

>>40433598
Good luck fellow anon!

>>40433550
where did you even find this place

>>40433605
it was totally trending on tiktok so i figured it would be fun to check it out!

>>40433612
wait actually? like chasergen specifically or just /lgbt/?

>>40433619
chasergen specifically its really popular

>>40433621
you're lying to me

o im late on my meds. i stand by everything regardless

>>40433626
i would never lie to you. i love you

>>40433629
why are you lying to me?

>>40433639
i think you are lying to me

>>40433645
i feel like i can't trust you anymore

>>40433612
In my imagination this place has always existed and you're like a bunch of fucked up mythical creatures

>>40433650
u can trust me if u want 2

>>40433657
u shld think of it more as an allegory for the body

>>40432401 (OP)
Clean but cluttered.
Need me a cute wife to settle down with and walk the british countryside together.

i'm a fat gay retard

>>40433684
Chasergen is like the overlook hotel. You're all ghosts, ensnared by an evil energy and caged in a timeless dimension held together by depravity and unmet needs

i'm a fat gay retard & i'm eating canned tuna

>>40433691
the british countryside you say... give me a minute to let my meds hit and ill stop being undateable
>>40433694
same
>>40433700
this too is beautiful i think

I'm gonna need to see LESS bronya posting and more anyone else posting.

>>40433712
better get posting then faggot im locked in for a long day of grinding in wow and shitting up the thread

>>40433712
I've got about 1000 mg of caffeine in me rn, AMA

I hate it here

>>40433743
it's so bad

>>40433729
Can you explain wtf is wow classic vs not? I played that shit as a tiny child and havent kept up. Is there still orgrimar or whatever? What is 'new' wow?

>>40433729
Wow sucks ass
>>40433735
Butthole color?

>>40433744
I hate it here

tranny ass woohoo

>>40433745
wow classic is just an older version of the game. 'new' wow is just wow retail which has continued to be updated. thats how i understand it anyway? im not sure if its more of an OSRS situation where they've kind of become divergent with time but im sure if thats not the case it will be eventually. i believe both have orgrimmar thats the horde hub city right? you have good taste anon <3

i'm actually depressed now. i'm going to bed. goodnight

>>40433751
Good post but do more squats

>>40433747
Pink like bright blinding magnaglo bubbalicious tropical glitz pink

>>40433773
Hope you feel better tomorrow Nona

>>40433767
Ok cool ty. Im old enough that the word 'classic' makes me go ahhhh yes thats good

>>40433751
Flex ur arms

>>40433789
LMAO im starting to get to that age too... the world's passing us by, anon...

>>40433779
Does it match your nipples?

>>40433808
No my nipples are like a searingly colorful polyfluoroalkyl magnolia pink

>>40433829
Post both

>>40433751
You have a nice ass

>>40433833
Not flexible enough for that sorry

>>40433838
I didn't really want to see anyway

here's a rerun of a personal favourite by way of apology for sperging. im a nice girl i promise. sorry 2 all men unsee cc/album#rRb9Ca4i5pA5

>>40433852
Apology accepted.

>>40433859
im a little embarrassed i keep saying im never gonna do it again and then IMMEDIATELY doing it... i dont know what my problem is. worms i fear

>>40433852
Want to suck them and your butthole

>>40433866
yayyy! awesome

>>40433852
Do you use your dick?

>>40433880
not for anything particularly interesting

>>40433884
You'd get a bf of you looked at men like that while they worshiped your princess wand

Are trans girls who are okay with their male genitalia rare? Only ever met one, and dated her.
More of a genuine question than anything else, as even my ex who was super involved in the trans community said they never met anyone similar.

>>40433903
i fear if a man used the phrase 'princess wand' in my presence i would be honour-bound to mercy-kill him. this is the primary reason i'm still single i think

>>40433903
Bronyas not the problem. The men are the problem. Oh my god do you even listen?

>>40433916
>if a man used the phrase 'princess wand' in my presence i would be honour-bound to mercy-kill him.

Based. That's a weird as fuck term for it.

>>40433916
How about your clitty?

>>40433917
for what its worth i am most certainly at least partially if not almost entirely the problem
>>40433913
i think there's definitely plenty of them. depends on your idea of "okay" with them. i don't particularly consider mine male genitalia. there's a camp that reach a point of comfort in transition where they just accept the reality that sometimes a woman has a penis. but im not really interested in topping or whatever
>>40433922
for what its worth i cant say ive ever seen it used unironically
>>40433924
i prefer "hog" but i will also accept "meatpole" or "chudbreaker"

>this thread

>>40433930
>but im not really interested in topping or whatever

I'd prefer that in a woman anyway. It's cute as fuck. I'm purely a top and repulse at the thought of a cute lady topping me.

>>40433933
im white sry. i speak a little sanskrit but i dont think thats all that useful these days unfortunately
>>40433934
wow... u are straight as fuck... thts awesome

>>40433934
>wow... u are straight as fuck... thts awesome

I just want a cute wife to look after. I'm not out here trying to *be* looked after. Just a shame it's hard to find the people you want sometimes desu

more like grirnla

>>40433942
its a real struggle... it would be nice to find someone like you one day. ill keep working hard!

bronya did you read the comments on your unsee

>>40433948
Hi Sobe

>>40433948
the comments are my favourite part. the guy who always replies that i look reluctant is my future husband

>>40433946
Best of luck to us both! It'll happen one day for sure. Be the best version of you and you have nothing to worry about.

>>40433951
hi anon. did you clock the unsee names being persistent? i i thought it was odd that nobody had started doing that

>>40433961
likewise! i'll be cheering you on!

>>40433957
i also rly rly like the guy who commented on the nipple piercing and included a marker on where the nipple is in case you aren't familiar with that sort of thing

bloody banchod bastard bitch

He's a 10 but he can only hold his breath for about a minute and he doesn't speak sanskrit

>>40433980
completely undateable

>>40433388
iffery yeeims wishim tee enslavim yeeims selfferish tee mimery yeeims freeim tee deeim soim absoluerly soim matoeable thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims absoluerly soim

>>40433442
hemloperable matoeable

>>40433544
nevish readdoeable anyish anddoes fergrettoeable allim yeeims hassry absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40433705
beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40433773
dreaimicalim offerish beautiflim anddoes smilim absoluerly soim

>>40433852
neeims apologgoeable allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40433985
समिध्

>>40433976
"beautifoul" was a good one

ok cg that’s it i need a break from chasers

>>40433966
I just remembered yours desu, how you beeen?

>The comment about the 60 year old was hilarious btw

>>40433986
This bit is old, does anyone actually pay attention this this.

>>40434000
Well what did we do wrong?

>>40433999
its poetic right i kind of want to start using that. i think its an incredible word
>>40434004
literally everyone but you can read it. its only unintelligible to pseuds

>>40434000
Why?

>>40433852
WOAH youre big

Are there any trans girls who regularly jerk off itt?

>>40434006
>>40434011
stop sending people pictures of your hogs out of the blue without asking

>>40434013
i eat a lot of olive oil
>>40434015
yea but im pretending to be nofap for a bit i forgot the punchline to

>>40434019
That’s not me, I only send when y'all ask

>>40434019
for what its worth this is probably the thread where they do that the least. i havent seen a single hog in my entire time here

>>40434019
Evil bad dude habit. Don't understand why they do it, the success rate on a girl looking a grainy picture of an unkempt dick is like .001%

>>40434010
>literally everyone but you can read it. its only unintelligible to pseuds
It's like when 40 year old men type "uwu" and act like a child.

just measured & i can make it a minute & fifteen seconds holding my breath. good enough i guess
>>40434001
i've been good!!! feeling positive, moving back to the lower 48 in a month or so. out in the field again right now. how about you?

>>40434028
i love that ur so mad u cant read a basic cant. i should start using it too i didnt realise it would piss ppl off this much

>>40434004
Spiddoes is literally a chum and you are a moron who sees the world as a cartoon where everything has to be a "bit" if it falls even slightly outside your comfort zone or familiarity. Fucking grow up and learn how to read you absolute retard.

>>40434019
Im a gentleman so i instead say "Would seeing a picture of my penis cheer you up?" when shes sad

>>40434027
>>40434019
if you realize you have no chance with a girl this is the only move you can play, burn the image of your dick into her retina

>>40434049
sometimes when i get mad at a guy i photoshop his penis onto brianna wu and it makes me feel a little better

>>40434037
I can read it. its just retarded.
>>40434039
>Fucking grow up and learn how to read you absolute retard
Yes im the retard. grown ass man acting like a child

>>40434030
Woah woah back to the mainland??? Is this permanent too? How are the mosquitos? I’m doing good too I’m about to move to SoCal later today. I’m the dude that showed you the beef jerky long ago lol

>>40434061
selfferish kilimenttoe faggoeables absoluerly soim

>>40434049
Dude what are you talking about are you retarded

>>40434068
Haha fat cow

>>40434081
m-mooo >////<

>>40434049
really though i’m serious what are you trying to accomplish with a jumpscare of your penis in the middle of a conversation. just permanently altered my opinion of you.
if i want to see your dick i will beg for it dude

>>40434004
Ibisher askim mimery selfferish

>>40434068
neeims selfferish kilimenttoeable allwoimenttoe matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434086
im sorry wulfim... i felt bad... but it felt necessary...

>>40434082
Okay you're kinda hot for that

>>40434075
>>40434083
which part don't you get, it's like chess, if you can't win the long game and get bussy you can at least force her brain to store an image of your dick

>>40434086
I PAY ATTENTION i love you spiddoes

>>40434088
Ibisher shallry sprayim yeeims withintee wattahim iffery yeeims unablim tee absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40434086
not that angry anon but i cant understand it but want to, am i stupid?

>>40434092
ill pivot when a chaser buys me a cowprint bikini. AND a bell. its fake ass trender bullshit without the bell the bell is literally the whole point
i was actually expecting more chasers to want me to get on that stuff that makes you lactate it seems kinda scary though
>>40434104
ok from now on i will commit myself to other threats. ill try and brainstorm

>>40434108
Translation is not allowed but if you follow along for a bit you can figure it out with context clues absoluerly soim matoeable

hello chasers, tranner here !!
doing a 14 hour shift right now off of 0 hours 0 minutes sleep …
i sometimes really hate doing social care, so draining and for so little pay. but it can be very rewarding also when u see joy in the ppl u care for.
how have ur jobs been treating u lately ? :)

>>40434099
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>>40434108
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>>40434110
yeeims beautiflim matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434063
ya! maybe permanent maybe not, i'd like to come back & finish school but i have to figure out depression for that to be feasible. i'm gonna play it as it goes. mosquitoes are AWFUL, they weren't so bad last time but i think it being cooler has made them worse now. haven't even gone to any of the remote sites yet. goodluck with the move!!! what's the rationale? job or something?
>I’m the dude that showed you the beef jerky long ago lol
ya i thought so!!! got the vibe lole

>>40434108
just dont worry too much! take it easy and understand it intuitively instead of trying to decode it. be gentle and forgiving with yourself it'll make sense in its own time you already understand it on some level
wulfim is from a similar part of the world to me, which might help
>>40434123
social care is really impressive... i know a lot of people in that field and it takes a lot of hard work... do you best again today nona!

>>40434123
You probably have the patience of a saint. I couldn’t do that ever lol

>>40434123
I dont have a job right now babe
I hope your job treats you a little better soon

>>40434118
font think i can figure it out anon lol but its okie
>>40434125
uh matoeable absoluerly soim?

>>40434134
idk where youre from lol Ireland?

>>40434142

>>40434148
genetically! but i'm in the UK. despite my best efforts

>>40434150
silly
>>40434151
im so sorry

>>40434123
I lasted like 4 months doing what you do. Went right the fuck back to landscaping lmao. Fuck them kids

>>40434159

>>40434159
me too nona

>>40434132
Nice, the mainland will welcome you back in a month or so. Good luck with figuring out depression, wish you the best. If only there was a way to poison out blood so mosquitoes would instantly die after sucking. Thanks, yeah it’s for work. Kinda excited to move to a big city.

>>40434151
Ooooh thats why you're such a faggot

>>40434168

>>40434169
<3

>>40434180

>>40434168
I stomped on one of those before as it ran across the floor

>>40434171
danke!! & ya i'm gonna be in a city too, i'm looking forward to it. first time in a non-fairbanks city...

>>40434186
(:
>>40434187
wtf dude that's actually alarming behavior

>>40434134
i look after adults with autism and learning disabilities primarily, though many have other mental health issues, substance abuse issues etc. so it can certainly be complex. and there is always the risk of violence against staff- verbal, physical and sadly even sexual … but thank u i will try my best !! :)
>>40434135
i do have a very calm demeanour even if i’m boiling with anger inside hehe, sometimes i just wanna walk out but still better than other jobs at the moment :)
>>40434141
i do too hehe, what type of work do u usually do ?

>>40434187
Least psychopathic chaser

>>40434166
hehehe i really don’t blame u !! landscaping sounds tough tho but it will certainly be less emotionally fucky huh

>>40434187

>>40434173
give me some credit anon... i worked hard to get where i am

>>40434197

>>40434203
remember to always share your location before a friend before any interaction irl with a chaser even if its in a public place! be safe tranners...

>>40434207
Yeah girl, I was able to keep up with most of the emotional challenges, just bein there for people, but when the management failed to give consistent guidance on some of the more challenging issues, and I noticed different staff breaking different rules and playing favorites with clients, I noped right out of there. I was too young to be a bastion of positivity in that environment. Maybe if the pay was better. But it was a ticking time bomb before something really traumatizing happened and I didn't want that remorse in my life, obviously. Hope all those assholes are doin alright though, it was cool being a part of their lives. I get why it feels good to stick with that kind of job long term. Props to ya

Hi babies

good NIGHT anons

>>40434240
i get soooo mad thinking about how bad the pay and support is even tho its like. one of the most important jobs. the first thing anyone complains about is the management! its crazy to me...
>>40434246
goodnight anon!!!
>>40434245
im baby???

>>40434246
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>>40434240
yeeims abisher kinddoeable peeppoeable matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434249
Man it was so weird. It makes sense that weird people would be drawn to that role, I guess. You have so much power over vulnerable people. Savior complex attracts some bizarre people. And lack of regulation, lack of funding. We were doing ok until the new president cut our funding and we couldn't afford to hire new staff so it was one adult per 7 homeless teenagers which in my opinion was not enough adults. Considering we had to drive them to school and shit. As well as being their legal representatives. Just insane. And 14 hour shifts? Overnight shifts? While they're all trying to find ways to run away with their boyfriend or self harm? Getdafuggoutahea.

>>40434254
You too lovely spiddoes

>>40434278
that's crazy!!! and funding is literally being cut all the time! ughhhhh im getting mad thinking about it. we have a really strong umm whatever its called. care sector here? like 1/3 of the population works for the government. and theres still so many issues i cant imagine what its like somewhere there just isnt interest in funding it

>>40434278
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>>40434283
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434254
Wulfim give me a huggimtable

>>40434301

>>40434289
Its a tough problem to solve lol. I was watching an english guy talk about his homeless shelter job and its like, you give them all the help you can, but they are victims of drug addiction and mental health issues, so they find ways to take advantage of your assistance. But what can you do? Fuckin throw them in jail for getting high? Nah brah

>>40433751
I’m licking my phone rn

>>40434320
for sure right.... i cant imagine how frustrating it must be to deal with systemic stuff like that face on

>>40434320
thattoes wuddoes workim matoeable

>>40434240
honestly it feels like i could’ve wrote what you’ve said about social care work … failures with management and their guidance + expectations, inconsistent application of care across the board … terribly low pay. these failures at my job have put me in situations where i have been sexually assaulted multiple times and beaten to the point of unpleasant injury. but somehow i keep on going, despite it all, i guess it is the feeling of doing something good for them and society at large. thank you tho :)

>>40434331
Yeah its this unsolveable dillema and all the staff just go crazy eventually. Just laugh it off and stop following the rules. Like staring into the void. But hey if you worked there a year you got dental insurance. Fucking america!

>>40434371
jesus fucking christ thats bleak

>>40434340
Potentially haha I was not in a position to make that call!

my edibles arrived... and they're all in the mint flavour which is the best one... this is my karmic reward for being nice bronya today...

>>40434340
it most certainly would not work. bad wulfim. stop being an anglo about it

>>40434374
Ok we scared away all the chvds lets get back to goonin

>>40434386
LMAO

>>40434381
I miss drugs so bad you have no idea. Please enjoy that for me. Send that warm feeling over the webs

>>40434377
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>>40434381
yeeims abisher minttoeable bichim absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40434385
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>>40434390
im holding my keyboard tight and transmitting the feeling to you as best as i can can you feel it
>>40434393
i am a proud mint bitch. its a lifestyle
i think ur right... but i dont think punishing someone for something that isn't their fault will fix anything... if anything it'll only make it worse :(

Hemlo

>>40434403
hello i love you so much

>>40434403
hi baby

my tranner gf stretching out on the couch she’s so tall she put her feet on my lap to give her a massage I like how big they are

>>40434406
Love u 2

>>40434397
tee punishimenttoe shallry beeim fer tee druggoeable dealims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434403
hemloperable matoeable

>>40434419
sure! i think thats better for sure! but i think those people are victims a lot of the time too... you wouldn't choose a career like that unless you had no other option, right? idk its hard to find solutions to these things

>>40434363
Hey at least you earn the right to relax and indulge in some self reward when its over lol

let tee punishimenttoe fit tee crimeoeable

>>40434419
What did you eat for breakfast? Im making some breaky right now

>>40434422
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>>40434428
Ibisher wuddoes kilimenttoeable themmry iffry theyimisty deeny ceasim absoluerly soim

>>40434430
Ibisher hassry crumppoeable matoeable anddoes wuddoes hassry ittoes withintee cheesily absoluerly soim matoeable

>>40434422
If I had the balls id be a drug dealer RIGHT NOW. But its so unethical lmao also illegal and stuff

>>40434433
no that is not the way

i know its stupid but it wld rly rule to meet a chaser in scotland from here. i get that im maybe a little crazy for most ppl to b in a relationship w seriously but it would be nice to like. go on one date. i think i would be nice to go on a date with im fun to talk to
>>40434433
i think it's important to focus on material solutions rather than a self-serving sense of justice...
>>40434436
i think u shld do it. whtvr

>>40434450
yes I think you deserve a nice date with a lad

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>>40434441
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>>40434450
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>>40434450
Ive struggled with addiction so much i could never be the provider, knowing how hard it is to quit, it would break my heart to enable anyone's vices like that, let alone to profit off of it. Now that im sober ive come to really resent the people that were involved in my addiction, and the fact that they made money off of it makes me want to aggree with evil spiddoes this time around. Erecting a gallows rn

>>40434457
i wonder if i'll find one one day... ill keep working hard on the dating apps...
>>40434461
should we go halfs on the chippy i think we could run a pretty good one
>>40434467
yeah that's real... i don't know i have empathy for every point in the chain but there's definitely some that are easier to forgive than others right

if u needed a sign to piss urself here it is

>>40434461
You always gotta be on the lookout for the shifttoe puppettoeables

>>40434467
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>>40434471
https://voca.ro/1dQJNbA0pzxH

>>40434477
theyimisty comferish tee yeeims matoeable absoluerly soim

advice to trannies
TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY

>>40434495
the natural anglo colonial instinct in motion... its breathtaking...
im a strong advocate for tallow but its hard for people with dietary restrictions right... there aren't so many places like that here... i wonder what the move is... im a big time advocate of the battered sausage supper. fuck hipsterslop i want it real traditional w/ salt and vinegar. ill sell whelks and cockles in jars but thats as far as i'll go. mussels at a chippy is INSANE. and you gotta have a big jar of pickled eggs and pickled onions right
ive never been to a seaside resort... is it fun i want to go... your description makes it sound beautiful...
a chippy/waterpark is the ideal business venture i feel

>>40434495
I have brain problems from viruses and infections so its hard to say which came first because i used the drugs to deal with pain from the multiple viruses i had lol. So its a messy matter but i smoked so much weed over the years it definitely made me short tempered and nearly psychotic. The worst part was the addiction itself. The drug high became more important than anything else in my life because it was the only thing that made me feel comfortable. Now that i dont do drugs, im finally able to sleep and feel comfortable by eating healthy and exercising a lot. Hopefully as time goes on i will feel more normal. I think after a year of sobriety the negative effects of the drug addiction have mostly worn off. But again, my other medical problems have similar psychological symptoms so its hard to say, and easier to just stay sober! I might enjoy a drink with a friend some day.

>>40434495
I enjoyed your sexy accent lol good luck with your chippy dreams... Maybe you'll find a quarter mil lying around somewhere... Maybe it will appear on the beach washed ashore

>>40434526
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>>40434532
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>>40434589
thmearkig yeeims fer yeeims kinddoeable willertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434601
that makes me a little sad... feels like a big part of the fabric of this place. i guess things are always in flux

>>40434607
straighttoe uppry lementtoeable onnry thissry matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434614
oh we have like this here too!! its a little smaller though...

>>40434630
That looks DIRE

>>40434630
thattoes lovish matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434646
this is what pleasure looks like in my country. please bear this in mind when i am unreasonably harsh or cold ;w;
>>40434648
hehehe just by looking at that picture i can smell the sea... i should head out there some time but i don't really have any particular reason to i guess. there's nearer beaches... i like to go at night and smoke and watch the sun rise over the water

>>40434661
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>>40434666
im an anarchist i dont believe in that stuff!!! how can anyone buy the land!!!

>>40434661
Whenever your humor or outlook feels overly negative I just remember what glesga felt like, that I was only there for three days, and i am able to extrapolate to your mindset

>>40434674
i never know how to communicate that way of life to yankees i fear they are just inadequately beaten-down for us to communicate

>>40434601
>Ibisher gladdertims yeeims deeim wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim seeim Ibisher wuddoes takim brackim whattoeable Ibisher sayimenttoe baseddoeable onnry thattoes

You're very kind and thoughtful! Thank u spiddoes

>>40434683
It translates seamlessly to certain parts of USA humor, if you grew up somewhere rough or with social issues, if you had parents who were traditional and short tempered, etc. but yeah I have the same issue. I cannot hang out with new englanders for example. Or west coast people. They are too serious and pure for my black heart

>>40434695
i see i see.... i guess things like that are always somewhat global... i wanna work hard to be able to communicate with everyone!!

>>40434699
Just start every conversation with "oh im great, i wanna fucking kill myself" and proceed based on their reaction.

>>40434712
so no change from the usual. got it

>>40434670
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>>40434686
Ibisher wishim yeeims wellertims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434712
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>>40434721
no!!!!!!!!

should i get my sack pierced. ive seen abunch of ppl get it and it always looks sooooooo cute. but im worried it wld fuck w getting a hole put in if i wanted one later...

>>40434729
Omg all the grain would fall out dont do it.

>>40434735
noooooooo i need that 4 my chickens :(

These trannies aint loyal

>>40434738
WONT YOU THINK OF THE CICKIMS?

>>40434748
im loyal. i love you

>>40434750
You say that to every guy

>>40434725
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>>40434729
Ibisher leikim piercims matoeable absoluerly soim

>>40434749
yishuims

>>40434749
im thinking of them
>>40434759
and i mean it... im loyal to chaseranon... completely and totally
>>40434761
okay....

>>40434763
weeim lubberattoeable tee seeim ittoes absoluerly soim

>>40434748
What happened?

>>40434763
Me when i see sack

>>40434777
She has been cheating on me with another chaser on discord

>>40434784
Elaborate?

>>40434794
Dont really want to elaborate that much rn, im too hurt.
Basically i saw that she lied to me and confronted her, she then spilled the beans. Point is that these trannies aint loyal, fuck them as quick as possible and then run away

>>40434812
So you and her were dating and she had been talking to some other guy on discord?

GM no-gf chaserbros

>>40434829
good morning :(

>>40434812
Or get married and take them to an isolated tropical island with a nice house and a bunch of solar powered fridges for their energy drinks

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>>40434812
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>>40434844
a tropical island... that sounds nice... i guess with skylink things like that are possible these days... we could plant a coconut tree and watch it grow. if you wanted. and think about how maybe we'll get to eat a coconut from it one day.

>>40434824
I guess that depends on your definition of dating. I made my feelings and intentions clear and when i talk to a tranny i talk to her only, im not talking to her and planting seeds somewhere else.

>>40434888
the etiquette with this seems strange... the way im used to it is that like. there's a talking stage and then you'll mutually agree to be exclusive? but i think because lots of different types of people esp. different generations meet here maybe there are different expectations? i dont talk to so many people but im worried about a misunderstanding or something...

>>40434888
I see anon. I'm sorry that happened to you. Did she reciprocate? I think you could define it as cheating if you were really close and were planning on meeting up/dating but if you were just chatting on discord every now and then I'm not sure I would consider it cheating. How did you find out?

>>40434895
My thoughts as well. If they were really close and planning a relationship together that's one thing. Sometimes you don't even need to explicitly state it if you hit it off perfectly. But if there was no relationship and they were just talking I don't think I would agree with anon that she cheated on him.

>>40434901
ive seen a lot of situations like that on here for sure... i feel bad for everyone involved its difficult when you go in with different expectations right

>>40434909
Yeah and you're probably right about how different generations view things in different ways. Let's say anon and his girl were

>talking every single day
>planning on meeting up
>explicit and mutual romantic attraction

That would probably be considered cheating but if they were just discord buddies I wouldn't consider her a cheater. Maybe that's just me but I don't think that counts as cheating.

>>40434888
I feel you, i'm the same i don't even like talking to more than one girl at a time. It sucks that the norm nowadays is the opposite it feels.
That said i wouldn't call it cheating. If you haven't talked exclusivity, that is.

>>40434888
>when i talk to a tranny i talk to her only, im not talking to her and planting seeds somewhere else.
based i do the same when talking to a guy

PSA for chasers: Don't fall in love with the discord tranny.

>>40434945
That was how I got my first trans gf though

>>40434921
i dunno for me i just deal with that stuff by making it explicit at each point. like i won't assume exclusivity until we've agreed on it, but i would make a point of agreeing on it explicitly if things were getting serious.
not that things have ever gotten serious off here. lol

now ask him what he did

today I think I will dream of a boyfriend who likes vocaloid. maybe he's a little basic or an oldhead and I tease him for it sometimes. the one guy I dated who even knew about it thought the English covers of the songs were better and I should have dumped him then and there
>>40434965
lol

>>40434952
Come to the US and ideally age about 5 years

>>40434931
Maybe you should normalize not romanticizing every interaction you have with the opposite sex and just get to know people so you can be explicit with your expectations and communicate well so this doesn't happen? Or you can just be sad about it and keep patting yourself on the back for having no communication skills, and blaming the woman, while you're the one who wants to be seen as special and noble by default. Holy shit chasers are cowards.

>>40434976
I learned meltdown (len) on the piano to impress a goth weeb

>>40434979
why are you replying to me tho

>>40434987
Because its not based. You're all wack. But yeah my bad wrong person

>>40434998
i think it’s based as long as you communicate properly ^^

today is my last day at my loser job I just wanna get through already :((

>>40434986
that's insanely beautiful
>>40434978
my age is FINE

>>40435021
what’s the job

>>40434979
based

>>40435026
small time cashier as a boymoding tranny urgh

what does bronya stand for

30+ college dropout lives with his parents arrested development chaser realizing he has enough in common with 19 year old trannies to date them

>>40435038
Based redpill overlord nostalgia yapper anonymous

Give me one good reason why I can't put my mouth on your gickle like it's a pussy.

I keep crying today
My friends never last
it gets hard being alone all the time
Day in and day out
Year after year after year
Sometimes I wonder if I’m even alive at all

>>40435038
Bussy reeks! Oooooh nigga, yikes! Aaaahhh!

>>40435054
because you’re a creepy and ugly old man

>>40435038
butt rimming? oh... no? yr asshole :(

>>40435059
ohh this one could be true

>>40435039
slow burn, enemies to lovers, hurt/comfort, ABO, dead dove

>>40435054
I wouldn't mind having a bf who'd try to pleasure me that way if it's got a dominating vibe to it. still is a little gay but so is being a tranny

>>40435059
my bussy smells normal i take very good care of it
>>40435054
bcs im playing world of warcraft and u wld distract me from my rotation. can't you go play with your toys or something for a while mommy needs to minmax this timewalker event

there’s no way to suck dick in a ’dominant’ way thooo

>>40435092
*lick, lick, BITE*

taking my chubby husband to Costco :D he helps me lift the comically large containers and doesn't get mad when i change my mind and decide I actually did want that thing i put back 7 aisles ago and knows to keep his bitch mouth shut about how much liquor im buying

>>40435092
If you're making someone feel good enough, then they can't move, etc., and you're in control, i.e. dominating them. It follows that giving your gf's gocky nasty neck is dominant.

>>40435092
i think there probably is but i can't say I've seen it

>>40435099
sorry it would just be so icky seeing some big man slurping on a dick

>>40435092
You haven't seen any of the klixen blowjob videos, clearly. There's a whole genre of femdom blowjob porn.

>>40435092
is a man eating pussy considered a fag/bottom/sub? maybe there's a way to suck dick dominantely I don't know
>>40435099
yeah this is what I mean, applause anon
>>40435112
kinda true, theoretically it could be done, practically probably too messy and gay

first day after quitting weed is always ass

>>40435112
Not if he calls it a princess wand between gobble strokes

ok sorry to link zoomer media but are any yankees or yankee whisperers awake who can help me ID this one. it has charmed me and I'd like to locate more https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdmAQR5H/

>>40435112
Just close your eyes and dissociate so you can have a bf

>>40435137
bro.

>>40435112
yeah like you want to do it, but then you'd see porn of a masculine man sucking a trans penis and he just looks gay. no way around it unless the lights are off

>>40435131
Masc way to eat puss is hold them up by their ankles and chow down while their body dangles. They can have a tv show on the floor or maybe a book to read. Gotta take care of princess

>>40435132
I feel you, soon enough your brain will understand it doesn't need weed to have fun. Then when you smoke weed again it will hit like a truck. I need to do a weed sober month desu.

>>40435141
why no Dixie whisperers? are you ameracist bronya

>>40435038
le bronya james

*gluck gluck gluck*
*pulls back and strokes your dickhead slowly*
Is kitten gonna bust a big fat load for daddy?
*gluck gluck gluck*

>>40435142
depressing. yea

>>40435148
Internalized transphobia

>>40435153
i dont know what that means. yankees all look the same to me
>>40435156
harrowing

Is giving a reach around to your girl gay?

>>40435141
he starts all his relationships in a similar fashion and catches lots of walleye

>>40435142
if it feels good for me idk what's there to be bad about, this awful body is all I have rn why not try to enjoy it with my partner
>>40435156
stop it this is dangerous

Goddamit, I just came all over myself, rubbing one out to pics of MefModer. What is wrong with me? Why do I want to manhandle and plow and absolutely annihilate that pale skinny bitch?

>>40435173
ive never caught even a single walleye i have nothing to offer a guy like this

>>40435165
In america, "yank" is what people in the south call people in the north. Like a tourist from New York City visiting Texas would be a yank. He'd eat bbq ribs with a fork and not finish his coleslaw. Can't shoot a gun. Can't catch a fish and only drinks craft beer.

>>40435150
Thx anon, I’m hoping I can kick it for a while desu
Weed in Finland is too expensive, the economics of being a stoner just don’t make sense

>>40435165
well they lost the civil war so no wonder you don't know them

>>40435179
Better start casting some lines girl

A "yankee" is what I call what I want bronya to do to me

>>40435178
you should rather give yourself blue balls and make it happen anon
>>40435191
Dixies stay winning?

>>40435176
cope

>>40435191
i hate people like that!!! but i dont discriminate all yanks are the same to me
>>40435197
america had a civil war ????? why did nobody fire the nukes... could have saved us all a lot of strife
>>40435199
im no good at fishing i dont rly eat fish so i never got the hang of it. i hear there's lots of good spots for it here if you want it tho like u can catch a bunch of atlantic salmon and stuff. now i want to eat salmon...
>>40435201
ok but only if i can keep playing wow w the other hand

>>40435208
duh??

>add girl on discord
>she does not ask a single question about me
>does not share anything about herself if i don't ask about it first
In previous times i'd usually send a thirst trap and see what happens but i'm trying to grow out of being a manwhore. What do bros?

>>40435212
bronya sadly they didn't have nukes back then :( why couldn't you have invented them before?

>>40435212
mmm I like salmon it’s one of my fav foods
U can do anything with it
warm smoke it, cold smoke it, bake it, fry it, make salmon soup, gravlax, sushi
goated protein source
I could never into fishing either, I used to cry when the fish died lol

>>40435233
it doesn't seem like she's interested anon
i would just move on

>>40435233
meet her irl

>>40435233
No clue bro. I never could make it work with a discord tranner. I dont want to spend all day on my computer when I'm home from work

>>40435242
hello marie hru

>>40435233
if the conversation is flowing but you're just struggling to make things a little more serious or personal..... maybe just sharing a little more about yourself or asking more about her? but yea its hard to force these things sometimes it just doesnt happen

>>40435233
find another girl ? if she likes you she would want to spend time with you and make sure to ask you abt things

>>40435242
its so good right... i wanna gently bake it w butter and dill. or roast it w tomatoes and breadcrumbs. mmmmm salmon

Weird high school tier flirting e-dating desperate gen

realising that the woke dei in these wow quests someone mentioned to me is just. gay people LMFAO
they're not even good or major characters
i should look up when this came out

>>40435233
She doesnt want it so move on believe me save your energy

>>40435261
not me anon <33

>>40435254
that or she could just be very autistic
maybe both

>>40435269
You're better than those other weirdos right?

>>40435261
and what. we do our best. it is not wrong to want to love and be loved

>>40435244
Then why did she add me? I am confused.
>>40435245
I would but i wanna get to know her first, which is proving hard.
>>40435246
I like having someone on my phone i can talk to all day and care about each other, push each other to reach our goals, share shit we like with one another, etc. I think it's nice and i'm lonely as hell.
>>40435254
Idk she caught me eye for a reason, i wanna see if we can hit it off. I don't like that many people.
>>40435266
Yeah feels like it

>>40435279
real!

chasers, left or right????

>>40435249
shh im kkrieger ><
but im good i was feeling kinda sad but i feel better now that im talking to nice ppl in thread
>>40435260
mmm yes dill so good, what u also wanna do is squeeze some lemon juice on it when u go to eat it, so yummy

>>40435284
just because she added you doesn’t mean she’s forced to like you. maybe you just didn’t click

>>40435275
I barely post here I'm just bored before work

>>40435295
No i don't mean she should already like me, i mean why add people if you're gonna put no effort into getting to know them?

>>40435284
was she from here ? and are you both in the same country ? realism may depend on travel time

>>40435301
because like 80% of online trannies and chasers fucking suck balls. they can't even hold a conversation over text it's that bad

>>40435301
she might just not be feeling it and isn’t interested if she doesn’t put any effort into it

>>40435305
that’s also real tho but make it 90%

Good morning cg. I'm starting to get bottom dysphoria, I've never really had bottom dysphoria until now. What do?

>>40435313

>>40435156

>>40435313
cut it off

>>40435315
Uhh... interesting
>>40435318
Well I have a knife here somewhere

>>40435313
Post your ass/tits and youll be drowned out in the compliments

>>40435313
let the feeling flow through you! recommend a wand vibrator if u dont have one. rly healed my relationship with mine

>>40435324
let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor

>>40435323
I don't want to post my ass or tits but maybe I'll take some cute pics when my hair is dry
>>40435324
Never had a sex toy in my entire life :(
>>40435331
I hate that song

>>40432401 (OP)
>Qott
yes, of course

>>40435333
honestly virtuous they're a real cash drain if you get into them

rip to the 15 year old twink i used to be

>>40435354
stunning drawing can you draw me

>>40435352
I don't think I'll end up buying many toys

>>40435364
valid!

>>40435333
selfies would give you more aura

he saw the twink photos yall ..

>>40435372
on god?

>>40435284
i would interpret her lack of effort as lack of interest

>>40435372
I'm too ugly for selfies

rip

Okay I have a question for bottom chasers. Have any of y'all found a trans lady that was willing to top you that you didn't have to pay?

>>40435448
sample not representative: nobody here has ever managed to get laid

>>40435453
Actually it seems like everybody but me has been laid

>>40435470
LMAO yea i think it seems like that to everyone

mmmmm yeah dat bussy had more stank than i thoughta dat stank was pungent the bussy was crusty but we ain't scared

>>40435453
i’m jerkin my gherkin before leg day, bronya. gotta stay balanced. discipline and depravity

>>40435495
why not during

>>40435504
because the squat plug handles the mid-set contractions just fine

>>40435513
are squat plugs real. i kind of need them to be real. i would buy my boyfriend one of the cute ones with the gems on the end so his squats would be better. like a +5 str affix kind of mechanic.

>>40435518
they’re real. and if you get the gem one, it grants +5 STR, +3 END, and vulnerability to teasing damage. fair trade

is lunch time, u better eat lunch today chasers!

>>40435526
WOAAAA its even better than i thought... i hope it doesnt get nerfed

>>40435470
stop erasing me ??

>>40435472
Indeed
>>40435540
Sorry baby!

>>40435532
i have sweet potatoes i need to eat

>be me
>on a date
>girl says "I like confident guys"
>I panick and nod and say "me too"
>brain shutdown
>accidentally call waiter "dad"
>waiter calls me "son" for the rest of the night
>too awkward to correct

>>40435552
why does this make me want you. whats wrong with me

>>40435535
devs already tried. but the community said taking it out ruins the build diversity

so what's my motivation for posting in this thread? what's to gain, what's the goal?

>>40435550
they're like so good, quick too if u start them in the microwave

>>40435555
not even just the fujo angle i love when a guy is constantly blundering. i like when he is doing his best even if its not going so good
>>40435559
thts what im talking about... power 2 the ppl
>>40435560
having fun and playing and hanging out w everyone :D

>>40435552
repperposting

>>40435560
it's a great way to worsen your mental health and if you wait a few hours until the incels have woken up you get to read some splendid racist and misogynist posts

>>40435562
oh good to know. i might try that thanks

>>40435560
talking simulator...

>>40435565
exactly. we min-maxed our buttholes and they can’t stop us now

>>40435552
I love this!! Sorry that happened to you though

>>40435571
u can literally just microwave for like 10-15 min if ur lazy, but the skin gets crispier in the oven so I normally do 50/50 ish

>>40435560
you are here to talk to people that don’t know you are disgusting yet and to practice being human

>>40435595
why are you disgusting nona :(

>>40435595
this I can't talk to people irl

hiii

>>40435624
hiiiiiii

slept good becoz held teddy

>>40431808

They only want chads

>>40435632
yayy mef woke up!!! good morning!!!

>>40435600
explaining would go against my beliefs about trigger other peoples’ dysphoria
>>40435601
it’s okay to practice here but you have to put yourself out there and practice out there too or you will never change

>>40435644
people in that thread are just stating their preferences i think most would settle for less

anyone else got an exhausted dick with friction burns and chafing today?

>>40435644
anon the only type of guy i want is (You)

>>40435644
for me its the three 6 rules~~

>>40435667
hey that's Pichu, she posts here and has a popular YouTube channel

Trans women only want guys that are 8 feet tall, have no face and are completely white. A suit is important too

>>40435761
this is true

>>40435761
and very long limbs please

>>40435761
god i need him so bad

>>40435785
slut

>>40435761
how does 1/3rd of those sound in your perfect man? i'll let you guess which one.

>>40435771
<3
>>40435776
The most important part!
>>40435782
Me too
>>40435806
White? Me too lol

>>40434024
false
you gave me a bad response tho

>>40435802
no u

some MAN needs to create a new thread NOW

>>40435857
No. We are fed up with you whores because you only want chad.

>>40435882
anon i think u might want chad. you've been talking about him a lot

>>40435882
i'm a hot passoid i deserve a 6ft fit chad that works in finance

>>40435882
No I want Chad's younger brother, Chud

>>40435882
create the new thread already coward chaser