Thread 40433055

Noticer bf edition

Previous thread >>40430126

>>40433055 (OP)
lmao

>>40433055 (OP)
Keloid scars, brutal

>>40433055 (OP)
Would be cute bear if not for the pooner mentality

Romantic love does exist

Say hello, it's you, the purest you
The next stage, the next phase is here (true blue)
Instinctive, impatient, impossible (true blue)
In memory, mirror, and membrane (true blue)
It's here, say hello, it's you (true blue)
Something is inserted, or taken out, or examined
Something lies dormant inside and it's been there all along
Or you've swallowed it, or you've spit it out
Ten years or ten moments ago
Reflected in my eyes or floating behind yours
In your mother's mother or your child's child
In dream or awake

I should stop bitching about my scars

we're like a family around here.

>>40433055 (OP)
Pooner, please.

>>40433263
Her boobs still want to grow

>>40435729
his*

>>40433263
keloids can get worse honestly
not the most disgusting example of them

>>40433055 (OP)
where are his nipples that's one odd looking dude

>>40435753
dont be transphobic, thank you

i passed by the castro last night and all the fags looked like they were having fun. why can't that be me?
>t. closet bi

>>40435773
fidel castro?!

>>40435773
> why can't that be me?
>t. closet bi
i think u know the answer desu

Do you love it

tagalog is such a dumb language

>>40435773
go join them what are you afraid of nona I really don't get closeted fags

>>40435784
i dont really act gay or anything

The Venga bus is coming.

>>40435803
go act gay then haha
gays like that trust me

>>40435838
haha, uhh. no!

>interesting youtube video title from a new channel
>click
>Indian narrator
>close
tragic

just lalala, it goes around the world

>>40435841
i don't like when they drop n-bombs

>>40435886
are they even allowed to say it?

this is why we need cis gaygen, wtf if this op

Im bored. Anyone wanna chat?

>>40435913
hop on vrchat

>>40435920
VR is a fad.

>>40435930
Im 18...

>>40435840
I am not a huge fan of the gay sounding voice. I don't have it, sounds girly.
Annoyingly it is one of the easier ways to spot other folks. I wish I also had a giant red neon sign.

That said a gay fella, just earlier today, started talking to me at the gym so maybe I can be figured out.

at least 227 journalists have been killed (which is a war crime btw) in gaza since october 2023

>>40435930
don't get cocky kid.

you're not the future, you're just entitled.

Icon of Sin

>>40435951
bad bottom @bottomjail get her

Wish I had a golden retriever

>>40435951
No, I'm good

>>40435984
https://voca.ro/1ahznStzUgKF

>>40435993
bottom dog

>>40435994
https://voca.ro/1d4n9mvCaO8h

what’s a top dog

i saw this guy standing at the corner all by himself, waiting for the crosswalk, doing half twirls while sipping his drink and i contemplated rolling my window down to tell him he's cute, but then i knew my heart was somewhere else, and i couldn't.

>>40436024
I don't know what's top dog with you?

>>40436025
should've screamed FAGGOT

>>40436024
rottweillers

>>40436038
you'd like that wouldn't you

The closest thing i ever had to a gay admirerer was some guy seeing a picture of me and saying i look like a kitten.

If my dog ever called me a faggot i'd put them down instantly

>>40433055 (OP)
Why does this poonah looks like xe hates curly haired people with hooked nose..

>>40435951
ok but I want to get hard first so I'll need a picture of your ass and feet, if not spread eagle will do

I've had sex with or fooled around with ten guys, eight of them in the past roughly month and a half

I want my dog to watch me have sex with a man.

in the process of getting rid of all my stuff, i've always wanted to live out of a backpack so that's what i'm going to do, if it doesn't fit it has to go

>>40436025
We need to normalize catcalling men sis.

>>40436070
ya? so? i lost count when i got to tripple digits.

>>40436046
Y-yes... eep!>.<

Is Indiana a good state?

>>40436076
keys fury

>>40436067
This is a sfw board you freak

>>40436094
there's many beautiful places across the state

>>40436104
Catbox?? Can't you at least just do your bare soles and write my name on them? how fucking stingy are you?

how far would you go for love?

can your bf play the piano with his feet?https://youtu.be/233qpmaDWbE

Is DSP a good lolcow?

>>40436128
I would die for it sis.

Is it possible to miss pride month? June was fun for me, and I went to a piss orgy during that month. I lost count of the time but I was gurgling down those golden showers as if I was in the desert

>>40436070
>>40436081
whores

>>40436172
girl...

no more sushi for me, worst poop ever, I think I allergic to seaweed or sesame or something

>>40436172
You can treat July as 2nd Pride sis. It's not that different from June honestly.

>>40436172
like full on swallowing it?

>>40436193
True
>>40436195
What am I supposed to do spit it out?

>>40436128
3 hrs by train

You ladies are so vulgar today and tomorrow is sunday! Tsk, tsk.

why would you post completely made up scenarios here...

I'm joining the Kino Casino

only ever got to bottom twice before ulcerative colitis diagnosis

the only thing that prevents me from bottoming is i'm scared i will fart on his face when he rims me.

>>40436211
imagine caring about internet drama

>>40436202
i would go anywhere, as long as i can be with him.

>>40433055 (OP)
Terrible stick control. Fire that welder.

i like when we argue and you guys throw temper tantrums when you're losing. i just find it ironic that you're allowed to behave as such where i have to constantly take the high road.

this place sucks

>>40436218
that sucks bro

>>40436227
i don't have anywhere money
>>40436223
valid concern

>>40436259
me neither, that's why i'm saving

Mood

>>40436281
it's not just the money. i like where i live and i like my job

i've never gotten to bottom due to having hemorrhoids since middle school and being too scared to tell my parents so they never got fixed and now i'm on my own and the medical system is scary

>>40436223
The risk is worth it sis.

>>40436336
lol

>>40436329
jobs are a dime a dozen

hearing about these young teenage males who are killing themselves over sextortion is so sad

>>40436354
not mine

>>40436348
it's fine it just means the world gets another twink top

>>40436375
*gets taken by ai*

>check guy's HIV status on grindr
>negative
>last tested in 2011
bruh

>>40436223
>letting a guy rim you
disgusting

>>40436373
?

>>40436380
impossible

bottoms are some the most foul creatures on gods green earth

>>40436440
false, u r thinking of vers

>>40436416
https://abcnews.go.com/US/death-kentucky-teen-sparks-investigation-sextortion-scheme/story?id=119709205

>>40436414
this desu

>>40436373
They're straight so I don't care sis.

>>40436463
its always niggers from Africa doing it, trying to ruin the goodness of AI for financial gain

>>40436440
I can make a sculpture out of mud.

>>40433055 (OP)
why did they get rid of their nipples

>>40436444
objectively, bi tops are the single most disgusting human-shaped creatures that exist

the most annoying thing about shoulder-length hair is getting it in your mouth while eating.

>>40436414
i'll rim a guy if he cleans himself and takes a shower. i've always wanted to know what a prostate feels like on my tongue, wonder who'll be my first..

>>40436484
thanks for letting me know, i almost clicked that link

>>40436528
my hair is down to my waist and i've never had that problem. sounds like a skill issue

>>40436496
female nipples are larger and pointier than guys, for one, and also the position of female nipples on a decent sized breast means you have to cut them out and stitch them up into the newly flattened breast in order to keep them, its really complicated and most ftm decide to not bother with all that. only girls with already flat chests like ellen page are more likely to keep the nipples

Pinching Delta's nipsies :3

>>40436630
how this person was qualified for surgery is beyond me. they aren't capable of consenting.

I just don't get why they needed to replace Paul Mcartney with a robot.

how come men can walk around with their dismond cutters out, but if a woman doesn't wear a bra people lose their god damn minds

>>40436651
>I just don't get why they needed Paul Mcartney

>>40436664
this is a man's world

>>40436646
disabled people aren't infants

It's a woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it

>>40436636
lewd

>>40436707
be quiet katy

Y’all seen Shiza? I need to speak with her.

men should be able to walk around with their hole and balls out too come to think of it

>>40436646
they fully consented to it and wanted to shock the internet
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14293233/true-story-viral-video-disabled-trans-teen-micah-leroy-minnesota.html

>>40436707
*slaps Queen Nefertari in her face*

what yall know about dark mango psychology

>nyo0o you're doxxxing ICE officers
if what you're doing is justified, then you shouldn't have to hide.
local police officers are all identifiable. i can go look up who my local police chief is on their website and find his facebook profile.
ICE should be no different. if you support ICE wearing masks then you support domestic terrorism.

Why do so much gay porn involve a bottom that looks like a child? :s

>>40436818
why does so much straight porn involve a woman that looks underage or is roleplaying as a highschool cheerleader, a girl scout, or other things little girls do?

are you guys finally wising up that pedophilia is extremely common

why is every woman and gay man all about trying to look as youthful as possible into their 70s? lol

if love were liquid, it would drown me
in a placeless place would find me
in a heart shape come around me
and then melt me slowly down
like chocolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjhmB0JlCTo

>>40436914
tops don't do that, try again

>>40436924
actual tops aren't gay men

Tops don't wash they ass either

>>40436905
>are you guys finally wising up that pedophilia is extremely common
yes and it's arguably a part of a healthy male sexuality imo

Do tops enjoy their asses being rimmed, or does it give them dysphoria?

>>40436936
my ass is cleaner and tighter than any bottoms

>>40436928
that's stupid and homophobic

>>40436941
and a woman's too, nothing makes a woman feel good like a young underage highschool telling them they're pretty, women could care less about compliments from peers their own age, they want a young twink to find them hot

>>40436941
ok pedo

it must bother bottoms how pink and virginal my hole is, they're jealous of my hole, they want this hole to be their hole

>>40436986
walled bottom seethe doesn't phase me

>>40436946
i do
>>40436956
post it then

how many times have you thought about suicide in your life?

>>40437003
zero

>>40436946
I've always had some aversion to guys playing with my arsehole, it's not very top-like, i reckon it would feel good to get rimmed but i always end up stopping him if he gets too close to my hole

I'm Benson Boone *does a flip*

Katy Perry really made music for the gays and we rejected her. Slay mamma queen we love you Katy kittykat

oh no i'm being noticed by retarded foid #58294021 whatever shall i do

mental illnesses aren't very top like either

Cowboy Farter

ive had a massive dildo deep in my ass, enjoyed it, and am considering getting fisted at some point
but i still consider myself a top psychologically

what does being prolapsed feel like

>>40437078
that's my number one fear, hooking up with a cute bottom and his ass is falling out

>>40437066
that's normal. do you have any friends into fisting?

>>40437046
Right, no top in history has had autism

>>40437066
solo dildo play or did you do it with someone?

rupaul was never a good drag queen

I miss that guy from PA who always dated black femboys

Not sure if the guy I'm sorta dating (one date in) sees this as a casual short term thing or not. He's only in the country until September

>>40437096
it's not something i've brought up yet
>>40437113
solo play. i bought this dildo for the first time and didn't check the sizes properly.
the "actual size" ended up being like 8.7 inches long and 7.1 inches in girth
it was ridiculously big but i managed to get it inside after some time
https://www.squarepegtoys.com/product/mel-harness/

>>40437163
Baku?

briefs are so much more comfy than boxer briefs, and it scratches my agp itch too so it's a win/win in my book.

intel processors are dogshit

>>40437246
as opposed to

>>40437212
you got that all in?
>>40437224
they really aren't

>>40437146
thats why shes the queen of drag sis

>>40437260
anything else honestly

>>40437285
so when you say intel, do you mean like the x86 architecture as a whole or just their implementation of it

>>40437293
just their implementation, amd makes some decent stuff right now, but yeah x86 is starting show it's age too

>>40437212
maybe start by fisting someone else

>>40437224
yah they're nice and cute too. Not sure about the ayygeepee part tho :/
>>40437246
I can watch youtube with it and play my vidya so im pretty happy with mine. I can even shitpost on it

>>40437279
>you got that all in?
i did yeah, stretched and relaxed my hole. those square peg toys are really soft silicone though
reaching your sigmoid colon feels really fucking intense though, nearly shot my load when it happened
>>40437314
>maybe start by fisting someone else
i wouldn't want to fist someone without knowing what i'm doing

>>40437302
i bought a recent used enterprise dell laptop because i needed windows
the battery life alone makes me regret it nearly every day

need to hug n tug a gay homo

>>40436991
kek

wtf does kek mean

>>40437405
lœl

>>40437361
impressive. were you into fisting before this or did the dildo unlock something

I punched a bonobo in the face once.

i'm a bi bottom and i want my top to tease me about it every time, by pointing out that i could never truly satisfy a woman, nor would i be satisfied by one. during sex, throwing out quips like, "you sure you're bi?"
"how's that dick feel in you?"
and like actually trying to make me angry while pounding my ass as i try my best to refrain from moaning like a girly little faggot

>>40436373
Why would that be sad? It's hot knowing 18-19 y/o barely legal young men are being taken complete advantage of. I think every young 18-19 man shoule be completely turned out ans sexually defiled for the pleasures of older men.

>>40436928
Actual tops that are willing to fuck a male ass are bipedos. Guys that have no desire to bottom.

Twitch streams are the lowest form of entertainment

>>40437451
You're ugly do even if you did ...

>>40437452
I would beat you up and choke you while I fucked you desu.

>>40437524
i don't think you know what words mean

>>40437563
You have schizophrenia

>>40437545
holy esl, i'm in my prime sis, guaranteed pulling more than you

what did he mean by this

Straight men fear gay men because they know how perverted men can be. Suddenly that is turned against them and it makes them vulnerable.

Had this thought yesterday while I was driving.

>>40437563
i think you have the wrong guy

you two retards should kill yourselves

Is monsterfuckery just bestiality

>>40437631
all tops lie about their height

>>40437563
I'd fuck him ngl

>>40437636
what did i do? i've been saying they have the wrong guy for months now but they never quit

i want a short, soft, cute top with a big dick. preferrably dominant, but if (he's) submissive then i will claim ownership of him as necessary >.<

Shitting on the floor of the shower and my bf stomps it into the drain <3

>>40437427
>were you into fisting before this or did the dildo unlock something
nah, i could count on one hand the number of times i've played with my hole in the past few years
i wasn't super into it previously, but i have seen it done before and the intensity of the connection between fistee and fister was pretty appealing

>>40437687
it’s over tallbros

>>40437704
i feel so much more comfortable with a man my height, dear god i just want someone i can kiss without having to do awkward tippy toes. face to face level, dick to ass in cuddling positions, fitting together like two pieces of a puzzle.

>>40437636
I didn't post bucko's pic

>>40437610
>Suddenly that is turned against them and it makes them vulnerable.
Not exactly. Male sexuality objectifies and desires, female sexuality wants to be the object of desire.
So when they find themselves objectified in that way, they're not used to it, and it freaks them out

>>40437724
this. i'm not interested in anyone above 5'10"

>>40437644
no, niggers are beastiality
monsters is just exotic furries

pseud

>>40437724
me too but you fucking midgets never grow right

I find very masculine short guys incredibly endearing

>>40437737
make it 5'7" max for me..

>>40437361
>reaching your sigmoid colon feels really fucking intense though, nearly shot my load when it happened
larp, it hurts putting pressure on that wall

hardly anyone understands what it’s like to live in this lilliputian hellhole of a world

>>40437689
if you aren't into hole stuff then how come you got the dildo.

any upcoming vidyas you hyped for?

i can prpbably take 9 inches in length no problem, but girth can't be thicker than 6.5 inches or it'll hurt
realistically 90% of men are between 4.5 - 5.5 inches which is perfect

>>40437801
lol

>>40437794
old roids
post tiny balls

>>40437796
mars tactics

>>40437665
would you?

>messaging a guy
>he seems cool and handsome
>he likes my face pics
>ask if he wants to see body pics to see if he wants to hang out
>he says yeah
>send pics
>no response

>>40437796
no i’m excited for the load i’m gonna shoot later today tho

>>40437796
delta getting mating pressed by brixtonbigboy

>>40437833
dont laugh

i got dibs on deltas turd cutter

>>40437847
if you wanted to hang out why not ask to hang out

>>40437847
stop eating bud, its not that hard

>>40437782
bought it ages ago out of curiosity for hole stuff, but because it was so big i never bothered until getting into a certain mood the other day
>>40437776
that really sucks for you but it wasn't my experience. maybe you werent in the right state of mind

bottoming makes me need to poop, dicks are like toilet plungers :/

I'm in heat i believe

hanging out means sex.

>>40437861
Furry bottom body type

>>40437861
not a proper finish sauna if he can wear a metal chain, femfag shit, gtfo

Taking a shit feels good. I'm a bottom, but in reverse - I like when things leave my ass.

does anyone make sexy chainmail

>>40437870
you are full of shit gigger
and thats my last you for u

fuck i forgot usyk vs dubois today...
its in about 2 hours...

putting the pieces together on why bottoms are so universally retarded

I made a ton of tomato sauce from fresh tomatoes I'm so full sisters time for nappy wish I had cute bf to cuddle >.<

>>40437912
Sweet dreams. I have a fresh garlic spinach sauce I'm still working on finishing, probably have that for lunch.

allegedly the average person has 10-20lbs of poop in their digestive tract just hanging out there

>>40437870
ok well i hope you get fisted soon

>>40437904
i would have believed it if not for the retarded pseudoscience of brain mri arrow drawing garbage lOl into the trash it goes

>>40437631
nope i'm always 100% correct

>>40437932
average ameriFAT maybe...
i have like 2 poops in me, thats 1-2 kg MAX

>>40437953
lol hes gonna lose his mind the rest of the day over this

>>40437932
it’s more like 5 unless you’re very constipafed

i lost feeling in part of my dick

do bottoms ever make themselves constipated so they can edge on a fat turd

i have done nothing today.......
i should just fucking kill myself ironically......
good f lord

>>40437839
zamn, would

>>40437839
until the room is musty and stinky with deep and heavy eye contact

>>40437972
which part

>>40437986
no turds dont feel like that and arent lubed

self replies are so sad

Why am I soo thirsty I keep drinking watur but im still thirsty I hate this
>>40437877
What if I want to hang out but without the sex?
>>40437904
im pretty intelligent actually
>>40437991
>i should just fucking kill myself ironically......

>>40437965
not really paying attention here yucko

>>40437926
yummy I love spinach did you make it like creamy or leave the spinach whole? Will you gave it with some pasta? :3
>tfw no bf to cook with

>>40438015
lose weight

>>40438009
i have 15 posts and 2, now 3 yous
this is the power of anon

>>40438024
Not him thobeit

>>40438024
Oops swing and a miss schozo autist

>>40438015
it's amazing how good he looks in this photo but none of the rest on his twitter. must have been a masc filter

Anon
Says
Relax

>>40438036
thobeit avawordfag
>>40438015
wanna watch boxing together troon?

You guys worked out already today before noon right? Right?

Im totally in heat

>>40438058
why work out when its all about the face

>>40438059
post hole

>>40438059
freshies... ((((
dead freshies
>>40438058
lifting is done between 16-18 oclock for max test0 in blood

>>40438008
really i always imagined it feeling like a buttplug

>>40438029
It's a smooth sauce that i blend in my nutri bullet, because my $350 food processor is a meme.

You blanche fresh spinach
Add to an ice bath to cool
Wring the water out of spinach with paper towels
Add to blender with lots of fresh garlic and evoo and blend
Into a sauce pan with salt, pepper, crushed red pepper, and pecorino Romano cheese.
Serve over pasta.

>>40438074
Bwo i love men so much theyre so pretty and squishy and aesthetique

>>40438069
that’s not true at all rofl

>>40438069
I have both

whew ok he said my pics were really hot and sent me his, crisis averted

>>40437863
because I didn't want to get into a situation where I show up and he's not interested, so I thought I would let him see what he'd be getting

>>40437865
I'm not fat but I have scars on my thighs and a small penis, even though he's a top maybe it just wasn't what he was looking for idk

>>40437904
tfw first born and still a bottom

>>40438089
too soft and they dont just hang out at the perfect spot

>>40438030
Noo I dont think I will. Actually was thinking about gaining a few
>>40438052
>boxing
scary. Is it like a live fight you're watching?
>>40438074
he could chokehold me...

>>40437904
It seems like the stronger correlation here based exclusively on what's presented in this image is that each additional sibling reduces your IQ by more. We could interpret this many ways, absent other data, such as older siblings having more attention from their parents.

>>40438069
meanwhile your face card is declined and overdrawn be fr you need the workout

>Alone in a 18th century tavern enjoying my beer
>life is good
>family with 3 little girls all wearing princess dresses and screaming come in
>dad asks is this place kid friendly
>waitress says not really
>they stay anyway
>life is no longer good
Can't have nice things

>>40437953
it would be easy to track his path based on the graffiti and landmarks he likes to post

>>40438165
It was revealed before the parks he frequents

>>40438178
>>40438178
>>40438178
>>40438178

>>40438165
>We must track those that go outside instead of going outside ourselves.
Ofc.

>>40438143
>scary. Is it like a live fight you're watching?
scroll up, world titles unification in heavy weight fight, usyk vs dubois

>>40438145
>older siblings having more attention from their parents
lol

>>40438153
At first I thought this is you imagining being married with kids in the 18th century lol

>>40437904
I'm by far the smartest of the family AND I was a middle child AND I'm a fag #WeWillOverCum

>>40438153
the importance of having a backbone. waitress should have just said no

>>40438165
i literally gave u his addr