>trans humor

lol

>>40436022 (OP)
>>40436027
these are porn

>>40436035
Porn, straight lesbian gay whatever, used to have jokes and storylines. Let em cook.

>>40436022 (OP)
>>40436027
Being reminded that this is what cis people think of when they think of trans people makes me want to blow my brains out

>>40436022 (OP)
lmao that last shot is pure kino

>>40436022 (OP)
>>40436027
should i do this with my straight male friends irl?? as a prank?

>>40436069
they're obviously trying to trick the jannies by calling it "humor"
>>40436073
i thought cis people thought of ugly hons? so do they hate us and think we're ugly or want to fuck us and think we're hot? very strange dissonance there

>>40436027
>>40436022 (OP)
sauce on these gals?

>>40436073
i don't think that's what they think m8, but you do you

>>40436135
Jayne Calloway and Rana Katana

>>40436138
>i don't think that's what they think m8
>laughingsarina.webm
well it's clearly what (You) think of

>>40436161
that's exactly what i think, but i am a gooner so far from normal

>>40436130
I just mean porn in general. The Couch type stuff ruined it for awhile. Also us normal folks just see you as clowns.
>>40436086
All I can think of is Tommy

>>40436175
you ain't normal if you're here arguing with me about tranny porn

>>40436073
>>40436161
you'd probably find it mindblowing that this type of porn scenario/acting/goofiness also exists within the straight genre and you're nothing special

>>40436185
I mean you can argue that for 4chan in general, I just like lgbt for the laughs and annoying my actual lgbt friends with it.
>>THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
I also blame em for Trump Term 2. But seriously stay safe out there I'm sorry the rght we tried to get you this past several decades, and did, are about to be wiped out again.

>>40436189
tranny porn is straight
>>40436212
>actual lgbt friends
>actual
>friends

>>40436226
>tranny porn is straight
No, it's pretty faggy
And yes normal people can have friends.

>>40436234
but we established you aren't normal so...

>>40436022 (OP)
>>40436022 (OP)
is that a liddl pooner

>>40436089
Only if you're ready to get pregnant

haha

>>40436073
Why? This is legitimately a way better image than turbohons like Charlotte Clymer, Coraline Ada Ehmke, or the "it's maam" hon

>>40436280
We just established trans and comedy is a big nope in porn stop it

>>40436290
what about horror ?

>>40436240
No, you tried to crab bucket which is near 100% LGBT, minus a gay general here and there. After I finish this dump, I'm grocery shopping and taking the kids to superman before I grill later. You will still be mad that someone comes around to grab your bucket and shake it up, then move on.
That's the power of being a normie, Abby.

>>40436073
>What are you doing stepbro?

>>40436327
>the kids
oh god it's fucking clockwork. lemme guess: you are also a faceless grindr account named "married"?

>>40436260
what do u mean thats imposible?

>>40436344
This is porno kir bear where everything is possible
Just look at Japan's JAV

Baywatch if it was good

>>40436335
>>40436538
Kek

>>40436138
God in her prime Sarina was one of my inspos as a teen

some please post the
>Lets just say I am a very special girl
>What, are you retarded?
Clip

>>40436604
Motherhood by chase icon
i dont have a webm

GET POPPED

>>40436022 (OP)
>>40436027
fucking kek, this is peak porn

>>40437612
The way hee stares at the gock near the end kek.

>>40436073
Wtf? This is what normies think of when they hear "trans".

>>40437655
the level of delulu you have to be to come to the tranny porn thread and argue that you DON'T think about tranny porn when you think of trannies

>>40437676
You completely misunderstood

>>40437676
Before I discovered tranny porn on 4chan many years ago, >>40437655 is actually what I thought of when I thought of trannies.

>>40437655
we have two differents words for trans women and trannies in my country
when normies hear trans women usually some famous trans women here like idk zoomers would think of sayuri or hunter schafer, boomers would think of roberta close
and trannies people usually think of the stereotypical tranny street hooker

>>40437707
But then what is >>40437655, who is neither of those categories?

>>40437691
did i, donkey? did i? or did you?
>>40437696
you can't be that old if you knew what trannies were before you saw porn of us

>>40437717
the married boomer sissyhon isnt a big phenomenon here lol. we dont even have a word like "sissy" in our language
at least not as big as like in the USA

>>40437721
Retard he said normies

>>40437731
Where are you from baby girl?

>>40437721
>you can't be that old if you knew what trannies were before you saw porn of us
I'm in my mid 30s. I knew from movie and tv references that men sometimes transitioned into women and probably looked it up at some point. I just didn't think much of it and assumed the results weren't great.

>>40437749
the same country of sayuri and roberta close the two examples i gave you there lol

>>40437735
and how would he know? i think it's both, that's what i'm saying. normies WANT you to believe they ONLY think about ugly hons. but at the same time they tell you you're an ugly hon they'll start making sexualizing comments about your appearance. i know, i've experienced it first hand. two sides of the same coin

>>40436022 (OP)
notice how the tranny is similar in size and proportion to the cis man

>>40437785
yeah that means you can fuck her REALLY hard, she can take it.

Also the guy looks like a manlet, this is a real cis man

>>40437785
that's obviously pooner how blind are you. she totally shouldermogs him

>>40437809
why are porn trannies always such hons

>>40437821
they aren't? there's clearly different tastes. some people want more of a femboy, some people want someone who is indistinguishable from a cis woman aside from the gock

>>40437837
do u not see the ribcage
all the examples itt are hons

>>40437821
>why are non-dysphoric cis male crossdressers such hons
truly a mystery

>>40437773
Normies don't watch or know about tranny porn because they're not porn obsessed freaks.

>>40436022 (OP)
Not to be a narc but that woman's dickhead is out

>>40437895
it's ok if it's just the tip

>>40437857
i was trying to be delicate but: if you're watching tranny porn you obviously want a tranny. pre-op gigapassoids don't do porn bc the men who are attracted to their bodies are not attracted to their genitals. there just isn't a market for it
>>40437884
they'd like you to believe that. or perhaps by "normal people" you mean cis woman? i'd equally put it to you that they just want you to believe that

>the joke is porn

>>40437944
>i am trolled
cool. very nice

>>40436312
all tranny porn is horror

pro porn is so fucking stupid
if you have to be a degenerate just watch someone riding a dildo solo recording from their phone like the good lord intended

>>40437821
this is a hon? she looks gorgeous to me

>>40437967
just post-op porn

>>40437974
even andrea dworkin wanted to overturn obscenity laws on gay porn (in the 80s). but poor olly cromwell died a very long time ago indeed

>>40437967
lmao

>>40436312
these are about my proportions too why is her body one thousand times hotter than mine

>>40438010
wdym she’s a hon and brown

>>40438010
she just has...."it"

>>40438010
shes a mega slut. everything else can be overlooked or fogiven

>>40438010
brown ppl always have the worst hip to shoulder ratio I hate hate hate being brown

>>40436069
the internet killed most the porn industry a long time ago

>>40437979
Trannies notice different things about trannies than people into trannies do. It's kinda like when you go onto /fa/ or something and all the fashion people want to wear weird shit, but to appeal broadly you just want to wear some clothes that fit.

>>40438102
lol, no it didn't, there's still a ton of official porn sites thriving

>>40438123
I will never understand paying for porn but that’s prob why idk how to extract money from men

>>40438123
>the internet killed most of the porn industry
>porn sites
Anon I realize your zoomer mind has trouble comprehending life without the internet but prior to mass amounts of free internet porn, the pornography industry was a massive cash cow.

>>40438246
So you were talking about VHS tapes or something? Because in that case that also applies to movies. The porn industry is still big, it's just that it operates mostly online now. But there are still big websites like Evilangel or Brazzers, and you can still buy their DVDs on https://www.adultdvdempire.com/ for example

>>40438246
Move on old man

>>40438246
there are still 50+ year old married men who buy macca root supplements and then go to a XXX store wearing sunglasses to rent a porn DVD and crank their half-limp cock to a bald guy going "HRRUHHGH YEAH THAT FUCKIN PUSSY FEELS TIGHT" as he awkwardly sideways-fucks a soulless, factory-made Pornstar™ screaming like she's being murdered

>>40436022 (OP)
Jack Doherty is a fag.

>>40438352
boomers saw this and came buckets during the revolutionary war

>>40438412
>my wife has an ass in her cock
Still one of the best lines in cinema.

>>40437933
>pre-op gigapassoids

Yes, we can't see them, so they must be out there!

OH N

>>40438902
but if you think about it, who would be in the market for that? it's extremely niche. if you want someone who looks EXACTLY like a cis women odds are you probably just prefer pussy. also, if they're such gigapassoids, they're probably also socially well-adjusted and therefore don't do porn

>>40438943
I'm saying,
How do we know of their existence, positively, if they can't ever be clocked?
How could one support the claim that they even exist?

>>40438984
they would say, "i am a trans woman." passoids especially like to use that privilege now

>>40437696
I think >>40437655 has become the more popular image in recent times. Back in my day we sang:

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

>>40436022 (OP)
How is this thread not deleted when you can see the dick of right?

>>40439432
No you can't, you fucking liar. That's a girl and girls don't have dicks

>>40439432
maybe jannies decided to be chill for once

>>40439432
there is literally one mod on this board.

>>40436022 (OP)
cute twink, mogs the troon

>>40439016
Wait we get trans privilege now? Damn I must've forgotten to register my gender.
>>40438984
I've outed myself on the public record more than once. The other side of it is passoids almost never make the news for being trans unless they're both famous and out.
Almost like there's some sort of media conspiracy to keep trans issues controversial for the clicks. There's always gotta be some hook to let people debate whether it's right for you to exist.
Plus when I out myself to cissoids it often doesn't register and I have to do it more than once. People refuse to believe I exist even when confronted with incontrovertible proof that I do.

>>40438936
Why is this a theme lmao

>>40440049
sorry to burst your bubble

>>40436022 (OP)
can i see a gock here at 0:03?
> JANNIES!

>>40439627
How on Earth is this board considered SFW anyway with all the diaper threads and the concentrated mental illness? Mistakes were made.

>>40436022 (OP)
janny... where are you?!?!
pls dont leave us, we need u

>>40440010
>Wait we get trans privilege now?
no, the privilege of passing for cis

>>40436312
>>40436280
daisy is so pretty giwtwm
also is that the manlet from kink.com and sexually broken that always dresses in overalls
god imagine seeing daisy on one of those sites

>>40440961
>>40441036
you wouldn't call the cops on this lil cutie

>>40441075
looks more slutty when she's blonde

>>40441049
Ok that one's legit

>>40437809
Give a nigga some sauce cuh I'm tryna beat my shit

make this thread on gif so you can post with sound baka

>>40440918
Is this just a Natalie thing or do more girls do that?

>>40436022 (OP)
who is the goth girl?

>>40437655
Literally. Unless you're terminally porn-brained, people generally think of trans people as either a teenager with a bad haircut or the ugliest hon you can imagine.

>>40441351
Kaiya Kush - My own personal ballerina
>>40441528
Jayne Calloway - Emo Girl Likes It Freaky

>>40436337
Nope, got a wife that I go around the world with. Supes was great by the by. You really have to understand, this whole board is a car wreck. It's /b/ without the Andy sixx as a constant. A festival of clowns hating on each other and anyone that chuckles. It's fascinating in a bird watching sensibility or tapping on the glass at an aquarium.
Just look at the people in here, claiming they pass, wanting to be pornstars, someone even discovered a balloon fetish like it's Bob's fucking Burgers. You're a wonderful zoo. Embrace it.

you literally can see their sack fall out and mods leave it because they're transbians goonin to it

the quality of passable trans girls has skyrocketed since the 2010s

>>40438006
The true horror is drinking tap water

>>40443657
indian detected

>>40436022 (OP)
>Trans humor
>Posts porn for cisoids

Least retarded op

>>40436280
i don't know why she starts playing the piano but i think its beautiful she's multi talented

>>40443661
No, Australian, but this made me lol

>>40442551
I was born in 1987, it's over for me, im doomed to be an ugly hon

>>40436022 (OP)
>the porn actors are now broccoli hair pimple-faced zoomzooms
lmao

>>40444613
time is a valuable thing, watch it go by as the pendulum swings

>>40438984
I know because i am one

>>40444641
>mmm yess I am the passiest passer of passdom, passachusetts

>>40445005
May every day be another wonderful secret

>>40436022 (OP)
New 'jak just dropped.

>>40436035
Exactly what trans humor is.

>>40445624
right, like i said yesterday. you see a trans comedian doing standup and all you can think of is pornography. this is a you problem

>>40443674
problem?

>>40445537
Based.
Now I know what face to make right before I inhale a tranny penis (acting surprised and as if I don't know she's a transgirl but was acting blind to her gender to avoid her ghosting me)

>>40436027
He is literally me

>>40436027
>wake up
>a shenis is waiting for you to nibble

Best alarm clock is a ready gock~

>>40445885
fr

haha

>>40445918
Oh God
It has Dylan energy

>>40445865
you deserve this

>>40445933
who's Dylan

why did she chop it bros

lol, sausage

porn is better when the actors are having fun. just for that i root for these silly story lines

>>40446010
True.

>23 hours

>>40446110
can we go for 24?

>>40445936
:)

Trans girl naked
Comedy
Fuck off

>>40446152
Naked trannies are kind of funny though

>>40445978
What're you talking about? I see a princess wand right there

>>40446152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDjFZlWK000

what lacking a soul does to a mf

Keeping the clown thread up

>>40447434
thanks for the BUMP

>>40437821
>hon
shes 10x hotter than me in every way, its so over

what's a hon?

>>40447952
put him in some cut up jeans and a flannel shirt and the hair fits the grunge days.

>>40447474
is she trans? i need to kill myself

>>40449750
she has icky moid tummy anyway

>>40449750
yes her name is whorella

laughing so hard to this thread

>>40449952
life is so shit omg

why is porn so stupid? the people behind it all have a creative background, they may not have wanted to work in porn, but they are creative types

>>40449952
so pretty but talks like a nigger why are white fags like this

>>40450310
idgi, you want intelligent porn or something? there's gonzo and amateur too with no "scenarios"

>thread will be up for 2 days

>>40450887
how about something that doesnt make me embarassed to watch for starters

>>40451100
i don't think you'd like the kind of porn i watch then :p

>>40450907
>two more weeks

Good morning, sirs. Any new humorous stories?

>>40454417
I have that ikea mug

>>40436022 (OP)
She's really pretty and she's got a big dick, giwtwm.

>>40443657
How else do you think she was turned trans?

transluts are so funny

>>40454417
I did this exact thing yesterday morning to show bf I was horny, and he didn't do anything I was so annoyed

>>40454676
you probably don't look like Ciboulette so can't blame him

>>40454669
amanda is so pretty why is she doing porn

>>40457579
well because she's a COCK LOVING WHORE

>>40436337
>you are also a faceless grindr account named "married"?
tbf, that IS guaranteed blowjobs

>>40445978
fuck shes cute

lol?

>>40436022 (OP)
I feel like why is there no bottom of the cup is a terrible design and like who would buy that

they cooked with this one

>>40436022 (OP)
sauce?

bump

bump

>>40454669
this looked like a funny premise but it gets dropped like 2 minutes in
laaaame

>>40459922
Wow high budget

>>40459922
This is every man's fear.

What’s the joke with none of them having sound? I don’t get it

>>40461868
Or wish, with no in between.

Post more sex penises.

bump

>>40462109
s..sexo?

>>40462109

>>40463121
8 and 3 are the only remotely fuckable women there.

>>40463191
That's who I was hoping for

>>40463310
>0
Imagine the fisting.

>>40463330
Death by snu snu

>>40436154
FYI, first one is based guys-only tranny, second one is a filthy AGP that does stuff with black guys and transbian shit. Very disappointing.

>>40463441
>does stuff with black guys and transbian shit
hot

how the fuck is this porn thread still up?

cuh that meat on the last frame I'm gonna troll a friend with this